027. Vinny Guadagnino, Krystyna Hutchinson, & Sienna Hubert-Ross| Clubs

Summary

Podcast Title: Story Warz
Host/Author: GaS Digital Network
Episode: 027. Vinny Guadagnino, Christina Hutchinson, & Sienna Hubert-Ross | Clubs
Release Date: February 7, 2025

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Overview

In episode 027 of Story Warz, producers Big Jay Oakerson and Louis J. Gomez welcome special guests Vinny Guadagnino, Christina Hutchinson, and Sienna Hubert-Ross for an entertaining showdown centered around the theme of "Clubs." Filmed live at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City, the episode blends humor, personal anecdotes, and playful deception as contestants share and guess each other's stories about club experiences.

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Game Mechanics Explained

Big Jay Oakerson kicks off by outlining the rules of Story Warz:

“[...] America’s favorite new game show, Comedy game show, where we have three contestants come up here to play with us [...]” ([01:31])

Each participant submits multiple stories related to the given topic—in this case, Clubs. The contestants must either deceive others by presenting someone else’s story as their own or correctly identify the true owner of a story. Points are awarded for successful guesses and for fooling opponents.

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Meet the Contestants

• Vinny Guadagnino: Known from Jersey Shore, Vinny brings his charismatic and straightforward demeanor to the panel.

• Christina Hutchinson: A beloved host from the GaS podcast scene, Christina adds sharp wit and humor.

• Sienna Hubert-Ross: A rising comedian with viral internet fame, Sienna contributes a fresh and edgy perspective.

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Round-by-Round Breakdown

Round 1: Involuntary Glee Club

• Story: The first story involves being placed in an involuntary Glee Club during high school, comprising "bad kids."

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Louie J. Gomez expresses confusion about what a Glee Club entails.
  • Sienna Hubert-Ross humorously claims, “... it’s my story” ([10:07]).

• Notable Quote:

  “I would explain it as easy as two beautiful tits in the front row.” – Big Jay Oakerson ([03:49])

• Outcome: Big Jay, Christina, and Sienna each secure two points, while Vinny leads with four points.

Round 2: Partying with E from Entourage and Leonardo DiCaprio

• Story: An encounter with E from Entourage at a Leonardo DiCaprio birthday party.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Louis J. Gomez narrates his experience at a LA premiere where he danced with DiCaprio’s friend.
  • Big Jay humorously vows, “If I could tie it up, I’d suck Vinny’s dick” ([05:22]).

• Notable Quote:

  “I sucked it.” – Louis J. Gomez ([19:44])

• Outcome: Vinny accumulates six points, extending his lead.

Round 3: Track and Field Club Misadventures

• Story: Joining the track and field club to interact with a teacher.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Sienna reveals her true story about being roofied at a nightclub, turning the tide of the game.

• Notable Quote:

  “I thought I was dying. I couldn’t feel anything all the way up.” – Sienna Hubert-Ross ([49:22])

• Outcome: Sienna's genuine story earns her increased points, intensifying the competition.

Round 4: Getting Roofied at a Nightclub

• Story: The experience of being roofied, leading to a blackout at a club.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Sienna shares her traumatic yet comedic experience of being drugged at a nightclub.
  • Christina jokingly comments, “I was able to suck Vinny’s dick” ([57:36]).

• Notable Quote:

  “I love Prosecco in my bottle.” – Sienna Hubert-Ross ([55:00])

• Outcome: Sienna secures significant points, moving closer to the top.

Round 5: Sharting in a Costume at a Halloween Party

• Story: Accidentally sharting in a costume at a comedy club’s Halloween event.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Christina recounts her messy mishap while dressed in a revealing bodysuit.

• Notable Quote:

  “I finished the bottle. I go to the bathroom with my friend and I’m like, oh my God.” – Sienna Hubert-Ross ([49:22])

• Outcome: Christina’s honest admission gains audience sympathy and points.

Round 6: Brawl with a Biker Gang

• Story: Involvement in a brawl at a club with a biker gang and the subsequent police raid.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Louis J. Gomez shares his confrontation story, leading to the shutdown of a local club.

• Notable Quote:

  “I got roofy.” – Louis J. Gomez ([56:35])

• Outcome: Louis’s compelling narrative brings him closer to victory.

Round 7: First Visit to a Gay Nightclub in NYC

• Story: Experiencing a gay night at a New York City club and the ensuing chaos.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Big Jay recounts his uncomfortable yet humorous experience trying to fit in.

• Notable Quote:

  “We went to a gay club and it got gay.” – Big Jay Oakerson ([62:03])

• Outcome: With each story, the stakes rise as participants vie for the top spot.

Round 8: Friend Betraying in a Fight with a Club

• Story: A friend using a club to betray another in a fight.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Louis J. Gomez narrates an intense betrayal, demonstrating the blurred lines between friendship and conflict.

• Notable Quote:

  “I was kicked out of the theater club for giving a blowjob in the theater.” – Christina Hutchinson ([26:17])

• Outcome: The final stories solidify the competition, setting up the climax.

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Final Results

After a series of uproarious stories and strategic guessing, Louis J. Gomez emerges as the winner with a total of 20 points. His authentic and humorous recounting of his experiences resonated well with both the audience and fellow contestants.

• Winner: Louis J. Gomez – 20 points
• Runner-Up: Vinnie Guadagnino – 18 points
• Second Runner-Up: Christina Hutchinson – 15 points
• Big Jay Oakerson and Sienna Hubert-Ross tied with 12 points each.

Louis wins the coveted prize:

“Chant and be happy. The Power of Mantra Meditation based on the teachings of the divine grace AC Baka.” ([77:38])

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Notable Interactions and Quotes

• Big Jay’s Fourth Wall Moment:

  “Can I break the fourth wall for a second? [...] We're both still so nervous about explaining this game to the audience.” ([04:08])

• Sienna on Being Roofied:

  “I was obsessed with him. And I would write his initials on my notebook.” ([49:16])

• Christina on Her Halloween Costume:

  “I wore a tight bodysuit that was completely see-through, and I wore a thong and a bra.” ([57:36])

• Vinnie’s Competitive Spirit:

  “I’ve never won anything.” ([50:07])

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Conclusion

Episode 027 of Story Warz delivers a blend of humor, personal revelations, and competitive spirit as the contestants navigate through their club-themed stories. With an engaging mix of deception and truth-telling, the episode keeps listeners entertained from start to finish. Congratulations to Louis J. Gomez for his victory, and kudos to all participants for their memorable contributions.

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Note: This summary excludes advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections as per the episode guidelines.

Transcript

[Christina Hutchinson]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Sorry, do we legally have to say that?

[Big J Okerson]

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[Christina Hutchinson]

They do feel that good. And they do good, too.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

Fill her up.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You're listening to the gas Digital network. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Story wars with the Story Warriors, Big J Okerson and Lewis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Story wars, everybody. We're your host, the story Warriors, Big J Okerson, the Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Louis J. Gomez.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

How exciting is this, guys? Another episode of Story wars live here at the Stan Comedy Club. How many of you guys know what Story wars is? Beautiful. Beautiful. These guys don't. Right here. Like, what the are we watching?

[Big J Okerson]

So far, the people that don't are looking at each other like me. I don't like their concern. I promise you, it's. You'll be fine. It's going to be okay, everybody. I promise you. It's America's favorite new game show, Comedy game show, where we have three contestants Come up here to play with us, everybody. Today's three contestants are absolutely amazing. Louis, why don't you bring on our first guest?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Our first guest on today's show. You're going to know him and love him from the Jersey. Sure. Put your hands together for Vinnie Guaganino. I think I said that right.

[Big J Okerson]

Guadag. Our second guest, everybody you know or love her from the guys we podcast. Make some noise right now for the hilarious Christina Hutchinson.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

And our final contestant, very hilarious comedian constantly going viral all over the Internet. Clap it up as ladder skin for Sienna Hubert Ross.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on. Oh, great news. These two girls want to fuck you. They were pretty loud about that. Jesus H. That was. That was exciting. Well, that'll be distracting the whole show.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

All right, this girl sat right up front with her tits hanging out for Vinny. This is. Come on, put her in the back. For the love of God.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's for her.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, it's for Sienna.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I didn't even know that.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I assumed it was for Vinny.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Goddammit.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Well, that's okay. Carry on. Kiss if you want.

[Big J Okerson]

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss, everybody. Story Awards is a very Very easy game. I will explain it to you as easy as possible. Everybody up on this panel, including me and Lewis, has submitted five to three to five stories on a given subject. Today's subject, Louis.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Clubs.

[Big J Okerson]

Clubs, everyone. So everybody up here submitted their stories. Alex, our lovely producer, is going to read those stories off one at a time. They will appear here on the screen. If it is your story, you're the only person who knows that it is your job to fool everybody else. That's not your story. If it isn't your story, it's your job to guess whose story it is.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

And every story you guess correctly, you get two points. Every person you fool, you get one point. Once you put the name on the whiteboard and put it in the slot and you remove your hand, that is your final answer. So that's that. It seems confusing, guys, especially for these two. I promise you going to catch on. It's going to roll. It's nice and simple. It's as easy as two beautiful tits in the front row.

[Big J Okerson]

Can I break the fourth wall for a second?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Please?

[Big J Okerson]

If I could break the fourth wall. We're both still so nervous about explaining this game to the audience that we don't get through even when we're doing good. I hear the nerves. You said you get two points and one points. Everyone heard it. No one said anything because they know we're getting through it. It's not your fault. The same thing. I'm like, please go. And then I go and stop before you tell the points. That's Lewis's part. We got it. Pull it the fuck together.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

We got it. No, we're good. Everyone's happy. Everyone loves it. We're showing them that we're human. We're not perfect.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, here's what. We're all just like you guys.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Certainly not.

[Big J Okerson]

And also for those of you who haven't played before, you don't come here for nothing. You're playing for something. You always get a book. Whoever wins gets a book from the Story wars library. This week's winner gets one of the.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Best ones we have in the library.

[Big J Okerson]

Chant and be happy. The Power of Mantra Meditation.

[Christina Hutchinson]

That's a good book.

[Big J Okerson]

Based on the teachings of his divine grace, AC Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, I love Dr. Papa Baba.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Fuck, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So just know this could be coming home with you.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I really want that.

[Big J Okerson]

This is about four shits worth of reading. That's what I give it on distance. Now, if everybody's ready to play the game. Are you guys Ready for war. Oh, thank you, Roots, everybody. We hired the Roots. They're off camera, though. They won't be on camera. Sons of bitches. Questlove, you crazy sons of bitches. If you guys are ready to get this thing started. Alex, if you would. Our first story.

[Alex]

Story number one. In high school, I was put into an involuntary Glee Club. Glee Club. Made of bad kids who were getting in trouble a lot.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What the. What's Glee Club?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That's what you're saying?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, come on. You know what that is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't.

[Big J Okerson]

There was a show called Glee.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I didn't watch it. I'm.

[Big J Okerson]

Are you trying to throw us off? Because you're most likely to have been in Glee Club.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I didn't watch Glee. I'm not trans.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

So who. Who was Bad K kids here? I could. I could see Sienna being an actual problem in high school.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, everyone's guessing so fast, no one's even thought about. Everyone's throwing guesses. Who do you think it is?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No, don't put. You know, you guys don't have to.

[Big J Okerson]

They literally had a. They had a whisper conversation in each other's ears.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You know you're not on the same team, right?

[Christina Hutchinson]

No, we're just sitting next to it. Yeah, but the second video. What's Glee Club? I'm like, it's yours.

[Big J Okerson]

That was tough. That's what.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I truly don't know what Glee is. You sing.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You don't know what Glee in general is?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know the show. I know the show. I know. It was like Ugly Betty. Like that?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, like the show.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Is Vinnie just playing dumb? I don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, he was trying to.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Someone tell me what?

[Christina Hutchinson]

Glee.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

He was going to be an actor before Jersey Shore. He. That was his dream.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Still my dream. And now I'm in a basement.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Exactly. Exactly. So he knows what that is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But what is Glee?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Sienna turned into a bisexual. That's always turned into.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I was a lesbian.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You were a les.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah. I had sex with a guy at 22 for the first time.

[Big J Okerson]

Ew.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Sorry. I know.

[Christina Hutchinson]

That sucks, girl. Yeah. Yo, titties for Sienna.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

So much pussy for me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If anyone on the panel was gonna do Glee, I think it's Christina.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Really?

[Big J Okerson]

Just so you guys know, if you're not familiar with the show, don't think that every show, the front row tries to eat the pussy of the guests. That's not how it normally goes.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This is the first time that that's happened. I wish it was every time.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

And I wasn't even booked.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I know they were involuntarily put into Glee Club. For bad kids, it's a different things. Like, Christina was a good kid in high school. It's not Christina.

[Big J Okerson]

Was she.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I can tell Christina was a good kid.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

She was good. She had enunciation.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I did have enunciation, but I was a bad girl.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She was, like, shocked by all the bad kids because she was a good kid. You know what I mean?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Now I think it's Vinnie. He's trying too hard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This person isn't a bad kid.

[Christina Hutchinson]

They're like, I think you're gonna make it as an actor. I think it's you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They were like. They were. There's always porn. They were like.

[Christina Hutchinson]

There's true.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There was all these bad kids around me. That's something Christina would say, I think.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, Christina's from Philly.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Which is a place of shitty peoples. I know. I'm also from absolute fucking lutely. So I don't know why. What's the evidence we're saying? Why do we know Christina was a good kid? Because she's alive still.

[Christina Hutchinson]

We're all alive.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Christina's got good kid energy.

[Christina Hutchinson]

She does.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Sienna has doing cocaine at 13.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I was actually a good kid.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I was doing cocaine at 13 as well.

[Big J Okerson]

I have a feeling Christina had monster cans, which drags you into a weird world when you're a young girl.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You're not wrong, but you can get.

[Big J Okerson]

Into a little bit of trouble and maybe put into an involuntary Glee club.

[Christina Hutchinson]

My nickname was Big D's McGee in middle school and high school.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

She had monster cans. You had cans of monster energy. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Good flip.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Good one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I like how we're not even considering you guys for a Glee club.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Well, I was at. I was at musical theater in high school.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, you got.

[Big J Okerson]

You guys.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Maybe it was.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

These are yours as well.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

How many fucking times do I got to say that? Every week, backstage and on stage to the middle of the game, someone goes, wait, you guys are in the game, too. Wait.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah, that's.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I didn't.

[Big J Okerson]

I stressed the out of it. I say, everybody on this panel, including me and Lewis, I double down.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I don't think it's Big J. If Jay was ever in Glee Club, I would have heard this story from him. There's no way he could have hid that from me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What is involuntary?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This is Vinnie. God damn it. It's you, Vinny.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Do you just slip and fall and end up in Glee Club? What is involuntary Glee? Glee Club.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

All right, I'm starting the voting. No, it's Definitely Vinnie.

[Christina Hutchinson]

We're gonna force you to sing against your will.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It's song rape.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

First song rape. Vinnie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

You're doing a terrible job here, Vinnie.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah, we can start voting. It's either Sienna or Vinnie. My first.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Me.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I would voluntarily join Glee Club.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

She's saying Big J. Christina. No. Yeah, you guys change it to Big J. You guys are.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I didn't even change it, too.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I did.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

There's no way it's Big J. If it's Big J, I'll suck Vinny's dick on this stage today. I swear to God.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Please.

[Big J Okerson]

Everybody's answers are locked in. Everyone. Dancers are locked in. Alex. I'll tell them. Suck Vinny's.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No way.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm getting my things out.

[Alex]

I knew it. I knew it.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wow, it's you.

[Big J Okerson]

Suck his dick.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Suck his dick. Suck his dick.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Get your dick out. Vinny. God damn it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hope you don't have a gag reflex.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Was it really you?

[Big J Okerson]

Yes. Yes.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It's so believable.

[Alex]

Yes, Officially. That was Big J. Okerson.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That's crazy.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wait, can you explain the involuntary.

[Big J Okerson]

Can I tell you what hurts my feelings for the two hot ladies that we have here on the panel, everyone? I realized when they said, it's Vinnie, it's Vinnie one, they thought only the three of them were playing, so they were being a team, teaming up against Vinnie, which is crazy. And then they were like, it's Vinnie for sure. Because that was the only answer that made sense. As soon as they opened it up to us, they both thought it was.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Me, a man with fingerless gloves and painted fingernails.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what?

[Christina Hutchinson]

Come on.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't weigh that out when I.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I don't have a manicure, Jay.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

How do I not know this story? Jay.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Jay, you have the nicest fingernails on the stage.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you. Thanks, bitch.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Anytime.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I was getting a bunch of fights in my school. I went through, like, a very black school, and I was.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, that was a great Glee Club.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I bet it was golf.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. I was one of the white kids, which caused a little bit of friction sometimes. And so it was, like. It was almost annoying that I had to go to this. I was, like, defending myself in fights. And, like, they were like, well, you're in fights all the time, so you gotta go to this thing. And I will tell you something. There was something so humanizing about taking some of the thuggiest kids that were actually in this thing and finding out. I mean, I don't know if these kids went on to be jodeci. Or what they did. Yeah, but I thought that one show we put on, these corn road fucking sag pants motherfuckers were angels on that stage.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wow. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I saw a boy. I think his name was Terrell. He was so tough and scary in school and he sang. He soloed the last two lines of Bette Midler's the Rose.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Wow.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Did you suck his dick?

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Damn.

[Big J Okerson]

It wasn't that kind of time. It was a different time.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

How'd you never share this story with me? Me?

[Big J Okerson]

I've shared it. You didn't listen.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This is hurting my feelings right now that I don't know this story.

[Big J Okerson]

That was pillow talk, buddy.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You know black people can sing from Lean on Me.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but I was saying just. Yeah, just like that. Exactly. It's like, hey, remember you guys killed a teacher. Why don't you try using your beautiful voices? Oh, we didn't even know that was a thing.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Alex, where are our points at after round one?

[Alex]

On the scoreboard with two points each, I have Big J okerson, Christina Hutchinson, and Sienna Hubert.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, ladies.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Throw up your jail mannies.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wait, don't I get a point if someone guesses me?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No.

[Christina Hutchinson]

What?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

We didn't guess you. Oh, I guess that was the thing.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, fuck this game.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You're gonna figure it out. You're gonna figure it out.

[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

All right, where were we? Alex, Story number two.

[Alex]

Story number two. I was at a party in LA and met E from Entourage. We ended up going to a nightclub where they were having Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Which one is E?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

God damn it, Vinnie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I haven't seen Entourage. Which one? What? The man, the. He was the manager.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Little guy that was dating the really hot chick. What's her name? She was so hot. Sloan. Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Party in la.

[Big J Okerson]

I like Louis. You. Right away your instinct there was to go. Vinnie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I feel like Sienna is a little.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Entourage.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Exactly. You're like 20.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no. She doesn't know what Entourage is, but she's pretty enough. It doesn't matter that both girls. That if they were out there, if you don't know the show E from Entourage, I get would.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I wouldn't remember that story.

[Big J Okerson]

But you wouldn't know. Just.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It wouldn't be a story. That'd be like E from Entourage. Of all the parties I've been to.

[Big J Okerson]

But someone told you that's who that was, right? Oh, I guess you know me. It's E from Entourage.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but you would say, like, oh.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

My God, E from Entourage tried to. Not me because I'm black.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, that was the next part of the story.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah, because that.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Because you're too old. Come on, girl.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, 25. He has a 26 year old girl.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know. I feel like Christina. E would try to. You. You're in la.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you, girls. Both of you are E. No doubt.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Who is E?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I need a.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Listen to me. At the very least, you guys could. Turtle guaranteed.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I don't.

[Alex]

What is that?

[Big J Okerson]

Turtle would buy you a car. I auditioned for Turtle. It's Kevin.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Kevin Connolly, right? Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Vinnie knows a lot about E from Entourage.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I watched Entourage.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

So do I. Great show.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, again, it could be them. I feel like you would be at a party with Leonardo DiCaprio Lewis.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I. I don't Randomly.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I don't have the clothing to get me in any clothes.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Lewis looks like he would clean the boat of Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Or be on the weights.

[Big J Okerson]

Is this to your liking?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Is that how I sound?

[Big J Okerson]

When you work on his boat, you have to. That's part of the gig.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Can you erase the 13 on the back of your board? It's driving me out of my mind right now.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I know. I was like, why Is she writing 13?

[Christina Hutchinson]

I didn't write that.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

My 12.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know. I kind of think it's Louis or Christina.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I can see this being Christina. Christina, you know, she. This could be a night out in la. You guys are doing your thing. You would go to a dance club. She would blow Leonardo DiCaprio, apparently. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what? She was also pretty quiet during all that.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

She does seem nervous.

[Christina Hutchinson]

No. Okay.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Christina with two Y's.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Two Y's, baby.

[Big J Okerson]

Everyone's final answers are in.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

These girls are. Think this is me.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, it's fine. Thank you.

[Big J Okerson]

If this is Lewis, I'll suck Vinny's dick.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes, please be Louis.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Vinny's getting his dick sucked today.

[Big J Okerson]

Now, would it be okay if for one day where me and Lewis each go down the side of the barrel?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I got his balls and you have the shaft.

[Big J Okerson]

And then we'll take turns coming over the helmet each.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Then we'll spit in each other's mouths.

[Big J Okerson]

Working. And not to make this too eloquent sounding, working in concert.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wow. Big words.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Big words. This is amazing.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Final answers are in Alex.

[Alex]

You guys, that was obviously Vinnie's story.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Why would I go against my instincts?

[Christina Hutchinson]

You got points.

[Big J Okerson]

I immediately was like, this is a. No, actually, I was wrong. You thought that. I thought it was Sienna.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It ain't me.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Wait, that makes sense, because he threw me out right away. He was like, it's not Sienna. And that threw us all off.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I told you. I know how to play now.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

So, yeah, what happened this night? Was it awesome? Hanging out with E. From Entourage?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, we were at the, like, the premiere of Jersey Shore in la. First time I ever been in la. And E. From Entourage was at the party, and he's like, like, you guys want to get out of here? And Leo was a fan. Like, they had just watched the Jersey Shore. Yeah, they just watched, like, a marathon. So we went and some random waitress brought us to this club called Voyeur in L. A. And we were there partying with Leo, and I was in his VIP section. At one point, he like, picked. I was, like, talking these two girls. He picked up his fucking glass and looked at me like the Great Gatsby.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God, Vinnie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was like, oh, my God. It's fucking crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

Did you do the kick in the door dance, dude, for Leo?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes, I hadn't. That was my vac in. It was like someone brought a monkey to the party. When I walked in, he's like, oh, my God, Come in here.

[Big J Okerson]

Did he tell you, like, this is the Jersey guy?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And you gotta take it a lot. Did he do a lot of too much, like, touching and roughing?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was doing the touching and rough. I sucked.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I worked at. I worked at a gym called Clay Fitness on 14th street, and Leo was a member. And he would walk by and he was so famous that he felt, like, heat emanating off his body.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's insane being around him.

[Christina Hutchinson]

A listener of my podcast cast had sex with him once and said that he had his headphones on the whole time.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah, I've had two friends.

[Big J Okerson]

I appreciate that. All right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

My headphones weren't on the whole time. Okay, I'll stop.

[Big J Okerson]

And also apologies before we get to the next story. Lewis, looks like you're gonna have to suck his dick by yourself.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, man. No, there's still time. There's still time.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

The night is young.

[Big J Okerson]

It is the only bet we make who's gonna suck.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Do you guys, like, maybe get in on this?

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Alex, where are points at?

[Alex]

All right on the scoreboard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Here we go.

[Alex]

With zero points, you. I have Louis J. Gomez, you're fired.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

How about that?

[Alex]

With two points each, Big J Okerson, Christina, and Sienna. And with four points in the lead, Vinnie.

[Big J Okerson]

A clean sweep round.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thank you.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. Who saw it coming, Alex?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Definitely not these two. They have no idea what's going on.

[Big J Okerson]

Alexandra, story number three.

[Alex]

Story number three. I joined the track and field club in middle school because I was trying to get. Because I was trying to get molested by my English teacher who coached.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Didn't work.

[Big J Okerson]

If this is me, I'll suck Vinny's dick.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, it's one of the sluts on the end, obviously. One of these absolute animals on the end. Just which one is it?

[Louis J. Gomez]

This is something Sienna would say is.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

The guy to be a pastor. Vinnie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but you're up inside. Yeah, you definitely want.

[Christina Hutchinson]

But Lewis is up inside and Jay's up. You're kind of up inside, but I feel like you would.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I think all three are slightly bisexual.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, did you guys.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But what if it's a female teacher?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I highly doubt. I highly doubt this is any of the guys on the panel. This is a girl they're into. The teachers they're into. They want to. That's only what girls want to do. We want to our teachers. We're not going to join attraction and field team to hope that our teacher's gonna us. Jay, he can't even run a lap. What teacher?

[Big J Okerson]

That gives me a lot of time to talk to the teacher. He goes, while you guys are off there running laps, I'm over here getting to know her. Okay. A teacher salary is tough. And her and her cat go through a lot of.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, then again, I could see Vinnie having. Having the riz to a teacher.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Vinnie was chubby back then too.

[Christina Hutchinson]

He was.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

He was kind of fat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where was this? In high middle school? Yeah, middle school.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, in middle school.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. All right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Who has one now that Sienna just put that on me. I think it's Sienna.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Sienna does have. I want to get as a preteen.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I was.

[Big J Okerson]

Christina, you're a little bit older than sienna, right?

[Christina Hutchinson]

I'm 36. How old are you?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

25.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yes, a little bit. Just.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Just a couple.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm just saying I think Christina was closer than I. That I think. But see, and I think you're from a time where, like, if you the teacher, most people would keep it quiet. Your friends would all be high fiving you, and it's a different time. You know what I mean? It was very frowned upon when I was a young man.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I feel like if I my teacher, I'd be like, famous by now. Like, I would come out with I my teacher.

[Big J Okerson]

No one cares.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah, no people would care, I promise you.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No, Christina's from a generation where you could. A teacher also true. Yeah. Like, that generation is the generation you teachers. There's no social media.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Back in my day, we our teachers.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I feel like back in the coll school, Christina would want, like, a consensual relationship with her teacher. Sienna wants to get molested.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

We're getting molested also.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

My teachers are like Vinnie's age. Like, teachers aren't exactly 36. You're 37. Yeah. We had a podcast together. Okay.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I know.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I miss you, Sienna.

[Big J Okerson]

Sienna, what's the biggest age gap you hooked up with in your life?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Say it. When I was like 21, I was dating like a 48 year old.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, tell about the.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God. Yum.

[Louis J. Gomez]

How about the 70 year old used to go on walks with.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

For a thousand dollars, we would just hug, and he would pay me 700 to go on walks. I recommend that for any girl existing. We would just hug. And that was it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

See how everyone's writing her name?

[Big J Okerson]

You know what?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

All right, write my name down.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll win more.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

You guys are retarded. Because I have the right answer.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where's your.

[Big J Okerson]

Wait, I'm sorry.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I love you, but Christina.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I think it's Christina. It's an age thing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It might be, but.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah, that's.

[Big J Okerson]

That's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It could be either. I don't know.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That's like the fantasy of, like. That generation is future.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It was like the old movies too. It was like the 48 year old and the 12 year old. You know, Lolita.

[Big J Okerson]

The way Christina. The way Christina threw her.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Did you change it?

[Big J Okerson]

I never put it in, though. You didn't go back to the tape?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I did a. I would.

[Alex]

I would have seen.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

If he put my name up.

[Big J Okerson]

I weaved it before I put it in.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Alex.

[Alex]

That was Christina.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I had you all wrong.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I'm a bad girl, Vinnie.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Oh, I knew because it was hot.

[Big J Okerson]

Listening to Alanis Morrison trying to get by an old man.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'm a. I'm a lover.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, does your girlfriend go down you in a theater? Inappropriate. Ms. Hutchinson, take a lap.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Ms. Husky, I did get kicked out of theater club for giving a blowjob in the theater.

[Big J Okerson]

What club?

[Christina Hutchinson]

Theater club.

[Big J Okerson]

For giving a blowjob in the theater.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. They don't like straight the lock Ins, though. Yeah, they don't. Theater does not like straight sex happening in the locker room.

[Christina Hutchinson]

No, they do not.

[Big J Okerson]

That was your fault. Bringing your straight bullshit to that super gay space.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

So, Christina, what happened here? Tell us the story.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God. I was madly in love. My parents had just divorced, so I guess looking back, that was why. I don't know. I didn't have a dad, but I was obsessed with him. And I would write his initials on my notebook.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

What were his initials? You don't gotta say.

[Christina Hutchinson]

His phone. And I had him for homeroom. And.

[Big J Okerson]

Jason William Okerson, you were a very fast girl, if I remember correctly.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I actually was really bad at track. I sucked. I dropped the baton every time from the 4x4.

[Big J Okerson]

You can go fast, but boy, did I like to watch you go.

[Christina Hutchinson]

No, there's way hotter chicks in in track than me, but. And I also did theater because he taught theater, so. And then I majored in theater, so it was actually good. Nice.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Nothing. It was Not a flirty moment with this guy. Ever. Nothing.

[Christina Hutchinson]

There was one time.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that why you got sucked cock at theater? Because you want him to see and be jealous? Like that should have been me.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Well, she thought it was the baton. She put it in her mouth.

[Christina Hutchinson]

She was really bad. No, but they did have lock ins. They had lock ins in middle school. Do you know what that is? It's when you sleep over. All the students and the teachers sleep over in the same room.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice. Makes it really easy for them.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, well, we fell asleep on the same pillow.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You and your teacher fell asleep on the same pillow?

[Big J Okerson]

He knew exactly what he was doing.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, that is scandalous.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I wrote in my diary after that.

[Big J Okerson]

Men should not teach girl students.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No way.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yes, they should. No, I'm for it.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm hard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

There is not one male gymnastics coach that doesn't have teenage pussy on his fingers. They're animals. Just stop having it happen. Possibly.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That's wild. Slept in the same pillow.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Same pillow.

[Big J Okerson]

He knew exactly what he was doing.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Life.

[Big J Okerson]

How was the best part of his life?

[Christina Hutchinson]

I was. I was probably 15.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

15? This is high school at this point.

[Big J Okerson]

He jacked off under his blanket.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Well, I did, too, so when it's mutual.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Is it bad?

[Christina Hutchinson]

It was. It was.

[Big J Okerson]

What? An American Beauty story that was.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Alex, where are points at Fuck all right.

[Alex]

On the scoreboard. That's a crazy story, Alex.

[Big J Okerson]

That's the first time Alex ever been shook.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wow. That was nothing. I got way crazier.

[Alex]

On the scoreboard, I have Louis J. Gomez with two points, Christina Hutchinson with three points.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Okay. Okay.

[Alex]

And tied for first place, Big J, Vinnie and Sienna, all with four points each.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Still anybody's game. And we are having fun. But we're not doing this just for fun, right, Jay?

[Big J Okerson]

No, not at all. We are doing this for Chant and be happy. The Power of Mantra Meditation. The Power of Mantra Meditation is a spiritual book that explores the benefits of mantra meditation, particularly the chanting of the Hare Krishna mantra.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I do want that bug.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

Also, we know that Louis for years, was fueled by coke. This is the only thing that can put him to sleep.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

Boys in the hood had a Z. That was cool.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Code wars with a Z. Cornbread hemp. This is the good life war Z. All right, where were we?

[Big J Okerson]

Alex? Story number four.

[Alex]

Story number four. When I was in high school, I was involved in a brawl at a club with a biker gang. The cops raided the place, and the club was shut down and never reopened.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, the word brawl sounds like an old person. I'm going. Christine sounds like.

[Christina Hutchinson]

No, it wasn't me.

[Big J Okerson]

The Greasers were around the corner, and they were gonna fight the socias.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why don't you guys just say it's one of you two? Like, why? Like, none of us is giving bikers.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

At a club with the biker gang. I would have heard the story. It's not one of the girls. That's fucking crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not me.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it's one of the girls.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You think it's.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, wait. You know what? It doesn't say they fought. They said they're involved.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I was not involved in gang.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

She was sucking the biker gang.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you. You definitely could have sparked up some gang behavior. There's been a. A brawl via something Sienna did or.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Said that is true.

[Big J Okerson]

Biker gang.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jay's trying to deflect. This is.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah, it's one of you guys. It's like.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah, you know what? I thought I knew all of Jay's stories, but I'm finding out tonight that I don't. Maybe this is Jay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay, now it's Lewis.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I guarantee you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Because he just said he never heard the story.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah, I've never heard this story as well. Like, that's so him.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Okay, guess me. I think it's Vinnie. How about that?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, Vinnie's too scared to fight. He wouldn't be involved.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I wasn't involved.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe the fight was over him.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was calling the cops.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

He would never use the word brawl.

[Big J Okerson]

He goes. I was ducking behind the bar.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, I called the cops that raided the place. It's Lewis.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I think Vinny was also a mama's boy. He wasn't involved in anything.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right? Is. You're playing the game. You're not making fun of me.

[Big J Okerson]

What do you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We can talk after.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

He's a real gay. He would never do that.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It.

[Big J Okerson]

He would never be home with a bunch of, like, mooks. And then.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He has diabetes. I don't have diabetes.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Thank God.

[Big J Okerson]

Biker gangs hanging out when he had chlamydia. Everyone here?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Sienna, where did you grow up?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Cambridge, Massachusetts.

[Big J Okerson]

It sounds like there's biker.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Other biker kids territory.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no, it doesn't. That's where smart kids go to college.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I apologize.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They're from the same place. They're gonna.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, my God.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, why don't you guys suck each other's.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Where did you live?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Stop flirting with the girl in the front row. Sienna.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I'm also doing. You're there. That's crazy. Oh, I went to rin.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Do you guys want us to leave?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

2017.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you guys think both of you have one long and one tucked away?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

The same high school is insane.

[Big J Okerson]

Same high school called the Cambridge Lip.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sienna likes hot girls, too. Feminine ones, so. Okay, she does.

[Christina Hutchinson]

She loves the feminine ones.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I hope you girls waxed your this week, or one of you is gonna have a prickly chin.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

All right, I think this is Vinnie. Or it genuinely could be Sienna.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no, no.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it's.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I know.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it's Sienna, but I'm voting. Voting Vinnie.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'm voting Vinnie. Vinny's my first instinct.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I wish you got points when people vote for you.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'm putting Vinnie down.

[Big J Okerson]

This isn't fucking, Louis. A biker gang brawl.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It's definitely Lewis.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis or Jay. Please be Louis.

[Big J Okerson]

Everyone's answers are in Alex.

[Alex]

That was Louis Jacobs.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I was right.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I Was right. I know you too well.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Brawl. I thought that seemed too obvious.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

So there was a place called Shots in Slotsburg, New York, I believe. And what's funny is the biker gang was a band I was putting out. I was. When I was producing music shows, CO Eden Cambria was headlining the show.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah, yeah. And we. I also booked a band called Bulldoze. And Bulldoze is a straight up, like, New York hard. They're all criminals if you know people. Some people should get their heads. They're genuinely.

[Big J Okerson]

By the way, the people can't see on the camera at home. But a guy you just pointed at just went like this. Oh, yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Bulldoze. And Cohen and Cambria should not be on the same show. No, I'm sorry. No. It was sworn enemy in Cohen and Cambria and Bulldoze just came to fuck everybody up. They weren't even on the show. Dude, they showed up. It was a bunch of high school students. We made it 16 plus. And bulldoze was like, this is the gayest fucking music I ever heard.

[Big J Okerson]

Good eye, sniper. They beat.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

They beat the shit out of Coed and Cambria and all the high school kids in the place now beat the shit out of co. And then the cops came and they raided it because it was all these underage kids there getting drunk. They shut the place down. It never reopened.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, Louis, you shoot.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I run. Yeah, they had. They had like. What do they call? Blackjacks or slapjacks?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no fair.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, it was crazy. Yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Damn.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Fuck you. Where are our points at?

[Alex]

All right on the scoreboard. With three points, Christina Hutchinson tied with four points each. The story warriors, Lewis and Big J. And tied for first place with six points each. Vinnie and Sienna, they're in cahoots.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Still anybody's game.

[Big J Okerson]

So is anybody's game. It's half time of the game, which we go around. Do the plugs, everybody. Let's do your plugs. Sienna, what do you want to plug?

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my gosh.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

You said me.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, she did. God, girls are so much more direct. I love that.

[Big J Okerson]

Girls, you made the sale. We want to jerk off to it.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Just like, follow me at San Hubert Ross on like, Instagram, tick tock, YouTube and then. And you'll see everything.

[Big J Okerson]

Are you annoyed with it? No, just look at my social media.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Drunk walking in.

[Big J Okerson]

It is true. You did walk in.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I wasn't booked on this show, just so you guys know. It's. I was going to go on a date, but I canceled to be here.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Good. We're Honored.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That guy's throwing himself off the Manhattan Bridge right now.

[Big J Okerson]

I wish we could read your text. The things he said. He goes. I mean, last minute, like that. Is anyone.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

How much are they paying?

[Big J Okerson]

I, like, I was. I'll. I'll get you here and I'll give you the cash.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I said, I guess I'm home now. And I was like, just wait till 10.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, whatever.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Christina.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Follow me on Instagram at Christina Hutch. K R Y S T Y N A Hutch.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Vinnie Guadino. Follow me for comedy shows, podcasts, all the stuff. That's it.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You okay?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm okay. I'm upset.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Calling my tone.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, big J. Okay. BigJ. Comedy.com for all my dates. Bunch of road dates coming up. Orlando, Syracuse, Indianapolis, Maryland. Look for a city near you. Big Jokerson's Peter North American tour coming on a city near you. I wish I could put that elbow bump in the name. Look forward to seeing you coming soon. Also, my double crowd work special. First half of it's them. They first half them coming out on YouTube February 15th. So look out for that. No donations, none of that bullshit. Just fucking share it, comment on it, push it out there.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You're a man of pure art.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Come see me live on the road. The Louis J. Gomez Bring Five Friends tour. Don't come alone. Bring five friends. I'll be at Rumors in Winnipeg next weekend, February 6th through 8th. Then I'm gonna be in Wise Guys Salt Lake City February 21st and 22nd, South Bend, Indiana in March and a lot more. Just go to my website, LewisGangs.com Sign up for my mailing list. I do a bonus podcast there. Check out the Lewis and Zach show, check out the regs, check out the legendary Legion of Skank. And I'm filming my next special, July 12th in side splitters, Tampa. So get those tickets early because they are moving fast. Hell yeah. And if you love this show, make sure you guys go subscribe to gas digital, gasdigital.com, you get the uncensored version of the show. There's a lot of shit that is bleeped out that we've been talking about with these two girls. So if you guys want to get the uncensored version of the show, do it there. We do a pre release. There's a bunch of episodes that are only available on Gas Digital as well. So if you want to support the show uncensored ad free, the best way to do it is go to Gas Digital, use the promo code war and save on your Membership.

[Big J Okerson]

If I can't see this girl's areolas. Where are they?

[Christina Hutchinson]

They're there. They're there. They're there. Just imagine.

[Big J Okerson]

Where the are they?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I think she. By the way, she came last time when Vinnie and Sienna were on Legion of Skank. She weren't there. Never.

[Big J Okerson]

That was some other.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Some other Latinas you came, right or no? Oh, never mind. Other Latin girls.

[Big J Okerson]

That was a different girl. You 69? Are you guys hard to recognize their face when you're nose in their butthole? That's true. She has a face now. I know. Christina, you seem pretty defeated with that three points. You're not that far behind, but yeah, it's okay.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I believe in myself. I can. I can figure it out. I'm a bad liar, though.

[Big J Okerson]

None of it matters.

[Christina Hutchinson]

That's true.

[Big J Okerson]

Because we turn this game every week upside down on its head. Because for the last four stories, we go double points.

[Christina Hutchinson]

That was. That's mad professional. Mad professional.

[Big J Okerson]

If that's. It doesn't make sense at all. Now, before, if. When you tricked people, you'd get one point for everybody. You fool. If it's your story. And it was two points if you guessed the right story. But now that goes to double points.

[Christina Hutchinson]

What's.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Wow. Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

All right.

[Christina Hutchinson]

The man who was forced into Glee.

[Big J Okerson]

Club because I don't know how to act. Oh, before we move on to the next round, can we give a big congratulations to our very own Louis J. Gomez, Rebecca Trent and Christine Evans. They sold out a pre sale today.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Hell yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

On Skag Fest. Yeah, dude.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Well, congratulations to you too. You're a minority stake owner.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm a very minority stake owner. I don't know what that. My Browns. I think they put a couple extra 100 bucks in my check. All right, if you would, Alex. Story number five.

[Alex]

Story number five. I once was roofied at a nightclub.

[Big J Okerson]

Vinnie. Once.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Sienna. I mean, Sienna would get roofied, but also enjoy it.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I don't do drugs. I don't like drugs.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, no, that's not what roofie means.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You didn't voluntarily do it.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

They threw Sienna on top of the roof. They roofed her divers in shore.

[Big J Okerson]

You gotta see all the tennis balls. And Sienna's up here.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I also. I don't wanna ruin the game, but like, they just told Sienna outside that she was doing this. So I could picture her just being like, I was roofied at a nightclub. That's exactly what happened.

[Big J Okerson]

That'll get things going.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was writing a fucking paragraphs today.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, it is a Very short, abrupt story.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I want to know what happened after. After that, but we'll find out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I can't wait to find out.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That's the best part about being roofied. You have no idea. It's like, what did I do last night? What a night.

[Big J Okerson]

Lewis might have. Lewis might have done some fancy wording on this. Could be a Lewis story.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No, no. I would have written, I roofied a girl at a nightclub.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I know, but that's very on the nose for you. So maybe this was picture either you.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Guys at a nightclub and one time.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

When would I be at a nightclub? I've done comedy all of my 20s.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've seen your after the shows. Has.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I've always had a boyfriend. Girlfriend.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

He's 48.

[Big J Okerson]

He's asleep by 10.

[Christina Hutchinson]

That's when you go to the club.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I. I don't go out.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah, but also, this could have. This could have inspired the guys we podcast. This could be like, the origin story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, that's true.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I don't.

[Big J Okerson]

You make love.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I don't. My body count is under 10.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

With men.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But the blow jobs.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, did you guys hear the sound of pussies drying up at this table?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, but, I mean, Christina would have had more words in here.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, you know what? Honestly, it also.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Why are we attacking me?

[Louis J. Gomez]

God damn.

[Alex]

They're like, she's skinny.

[Big J Okerson]

Why do you have my name there?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Because you, like, still pick yourself out to clubs for money, Vinnie.

[Big J Okerson]

You're. You're forced, contractually, to go to clubs.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You also. You are. I mean, at a club. Hot commodity. Vinnie from Jersey Shore at a nightclub, definitely. I'm assuming this was a fatter woman. You know what I mean?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

It also could have been one of my boys putting the Roofie in the wrong cup. And you're like, ah.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, dude, you're Entourage. You know what? My gut from the get go was Vinny. I'm gonna stick with that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You think it's Vinny?

[Big J Okerson]

No, I do. He knows how to play the game.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This is this. I think Vinny had the best logic here. It's a very short story. Sienna had to come up with something quickly. She was roofing at a nightclub, probably. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And, like, I wouldn't roofie a girl in a nightclub, but if I had.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

A hero, it would be me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, like, you'd want to raid.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Roofie her.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like, she's. She's. She's hot. Like, all right, never mind.

[Big J Okerson]

You were also most likely to be roofied by.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Take it As a compliment.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Thank you.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I'm not hot enough to be raped.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Vinny, you are too, but thanks. Roofies for both of you.

[Big J Okerson]

Yo, Christina, I'm getting canceled day long, girl.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Thank you.

[Big J Okerson]

Yo, you get it all day long. Against your will, tied down tight so you can't get away.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

But you know what? Hold on. Roofy is also like. Do people even roofie anymore? With the. With the Internet and cameras, nobody's working.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I know.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This is like an old school thing.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

People roofing people.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

People are still roofing. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Maybe they didn't call it roofy in Sienna's time, which is now. What do they call it?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

They did not call it roofy in my time. Yeah, I. I was. The me too movement happened when I was 15.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Like I wasn't in the era of, like, girls getting drugs.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It happened, too, in Christina's high school.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

You know what I mean?

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wish my teacher roofing me.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

You know what I mean? Like, what's a roof? I don't even know what a roofie is. What is that?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I kind of don't either. Louis.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah, it's the technical name.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

And.

[Christina Hutchinson]

But it could also be, like, putting K in your drink, like putting a drug. Yeah, they just roofie. They just say it's like Scotch tape.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Like, it's like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Almost the action at this point.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Instagram.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You're roofing someone, but with what?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

See, I mean, I just feel like Sienna might be too young to be roofy.

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but she's no Lewis. She's on.

[Big J Okerson]

There's one thing I've learned in my travels across this fine country. No one's ever too young to be rude.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I feel like nobody wants to remember this. I don't know.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Christina. Is this your story?

[Christina Hutchinson]

No.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Ooh, shit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This could be Christina's story.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

God damn it.

[Big J Okerson]

It could definitely be Christina's story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She would add a little more.

[Big J Okerson]

I put Vinnie, you're retarded.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

If that's Vinnie's story, I will suck Sienna's clit. I feel like Sienna's also trying hard to make us not believe it's her. I'm gonna go with my instinct. Sienna with a roofie pill. That's how they look.

[Big J Okerson]

She's obliterated. Drunken. Found out about this eight minutes ago.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I really. Yeah. I am so drunk. I'm not gonna remember this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just like the roofie when you were roofing back then.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

What the.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, are you drinking that white wine I gave you? You. Oh, that was for Lewis.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Annoying laugh guy is here. What's up, annoying laugh guy.

[Big J Okerson]

The girls are on the fence, cuz here's why I now I'm worried. It's one of the girls for sure. And I made a dumb decision.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

It's definitely one of the girls.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Girls get rid of, go to the club.

[Big J Okerson]

So does Vinnie from Jersey Shore.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Who is Vinnie? I that's his whole life is the club.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I she doesn't have to roofie me.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Oh, yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It doesn't mean a guy roofy. Like, it could have been a guy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Vinny.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Now I really think it's Sienna because it's a retarded answer.

[Big J Okerson]

Sienna. And that is a retarded answer. God damn it. God damn it. Go ahead, break my heart, Alex.

[Alex]

That was Sienna.

[Big J Okerson]

Why the Did I say Vinny?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'm so happy she was roofied. Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, let's hear the story.

[Big J Okerson]

It sounds so stupid and hot. Hindsight, she doesn't know the stories. Goes.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I got roofy.

[Big J Okerson]

It was morning.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wait, what happened after? How'd you know?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I moved to New York right when I was 18 as a model toy. And I was toy. I toy. You were like that. I was 19. I was at the Blonde. I was out with my friends. They were also models, and we were dancing. I was lesbian at the time. These group of guys at the time, prayers worked for me. But these men were hitting on me, and I wasn't really confident in my rejection of them. I was like, like, no. And then they kept, like, hitting on me, and I was like, no. And my friends were like, no, leave her alone. And then they came. It was a group of five of them. They swarmed us, distracted us. I had like, this much Prosecco left. I love Prosecco in my bottle. They put the roofie in and I. I finished the. The bottle. I go to the bathroom with my friend and I'm like, oh, my God. I can't feel my feet. Like, I couldn't feel. Like, I literally. I thought I was dying. I couldn't feel anything all the way up. The last thing I remember is someone checking my pulse. And I was out for 15 hours.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, yeah, girl.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

And I woke up at a guy's apartment.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

One of the guys from the group.

[Christina Hutchinson]

What's his name? What's his name?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, a different guy. I don't even remember his name.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, they wasted the roofie on you?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, they did.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was like, how are they going to make this funny? I was waiting for it.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I mean, it wasn't that funny, but, you know, it was something.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I'll tell you what. It is. It's strong because she still drinks Prosecco.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Ain't no. Ruffy's not being you, girl.

[Big J Okerson]

Can't nobody stop stopping me now. Can't nobody hold me down.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

My hymen was still intact, so.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Hell, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Was an Asian guy.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This is the episode of Story wars that we've ever done.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

We could have.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Wow. Okay, so, Alex, let's talk about these points.

[Alex]

All right? On the scoreboard, with four points, Big J. Oakerson. With seven points, Christina Hutch coming back tied with eight points each. Lewis and Sienna.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

All right.

[Alex]

And in the lead with 10 points, Vinnie Guadal.

[Christina Hutchinson]

What the.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Killing it. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

Can't wait. I've never won anything.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yes, you have.

[Big J Okerson]

The life lottery.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, Seriously.

[Big J Okerson]

True. Got a huge copy. Famous. Oh, no. I guess there is no God.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Sienna.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hear that?

[Christina Hutchinson]

She's texting her date.

[Big J Okerson]

Don't worry. I'm going to be pretty dry from the booze. I hope you got a lot of spit in your mouth.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hope you got Prosecco.

[Big J Okerson]

I like my Prosecco neat and roofy.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Me, too.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

Sometimes I just wipe my balls and then smell them for a while.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Why not? Sometimes I wipe my balls and then I swallow the ball wipe whole.

[Big J Okerson]

Hell, yeah. By the way, man does not sign off that the ball wipes are edible. I don't.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Do not do that. Don't swallow the ball wipes.

[Big J Okerson]

No, eat them, but at your own peril.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Alex]

Story number six. I sharted in my costume at a comedy club's Halloween party and had to go home.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Can I just say, if this is one of the girls, I'm pissed. We don't want to hear about your short stories, okay?

[Big J Okerson]

It is. It is one of the girls. Because what guy is it? Big J. You think I wore a fucking costume to a comedy club Halloween party?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You wear a costume out in regular life, right?

[Big J Okerson]

And I always went every year for best Big J lookalike. I've never dressed in a costume.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I see you putting on ears.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Definitely not the costume.

[Big J Okerson]

The last time I wore a costume, look, like Halloween party was. It was. I never went to a comedy club, so I would have done that. I went.

[Christina Hutchinson]

That's a lot of defending.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Sure.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No one even accused you until you like talking.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I thought it was Louis at first.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

See, the problem is the female comedians are always like, oh, we fart, too. Look. Well, it sucks. Yeah, it sucks.

[Big J Okerson]

Settle down, Jenny McCarthy and Jenny McCarthy. Pick your noses and tell us how gross you are. We'll still you.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, because you're animals.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Right, Jenny Machartney?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Logically, they wouldn't have to start your costume.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna hose you.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Just so you know, that's. That. They will have two in a row.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Really?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

There's no. It's. It's all randomized. You can have three stories up here. Bobby Kelly won two weeks ago, and he had three stories in. Wow.

[Christina Hutchinson]

In a row.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So maybe.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, I would never admit to pooping.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Like, no. You know, Sienna doesn't poop you.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Shut up, Vinnie.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's why I think it is you.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, I, I. Christina, I guarantee you, it's.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I don't know. I don't. I don't go out.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I go to night. I'd rather you win than me. That was. I was trying my best there, but I actually don't like that.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You don't?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, I. Most people.

[Big J Okerson]

Most People don't. In a costume. Oh, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You in my house.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I've said in his house. I don't respect him. I respect the club.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

He walked in the bathroom.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It smelled so bad. How'd you know it was like an alcohol?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've not. I haven't washed it.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I do.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I haven't watched it, watched it since.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice. Those streaks are worth money.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah, they are.

[Big J Okerson]

Now, now, let me tell you something, Lewis. I don't want to think. I'm saying confidently because I know I would never wear a costume to a comedy club's Halloween party ever. Lewis, he wears Halloween. I love.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis would wear.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Give me the option.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

He would wear a costume.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

And I kind of like sharding.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I. It's between Lewis and Christina for me.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, me too, too. That's where I'm at.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Christina would wear a costume. I can see, like, absolutely.

[Big J Okerson]

Because you wear a costume.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

And you're confident enough.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I feel like a girl says sharded when you say as a.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No guys say sharded. But I doubted her. I would say my vocabulary before with the molesting. So maybe she does say shark.

[Big J Okerson]

That's true.

[Christina Hutchinson]

No, I think it's Jay and I.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Had to go because Jay or Lewis.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Well, well, no, now I think it's Louis because Jay doesn't wear costumes.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

If it was.

[Big J Okerson]

And by the way, it doesn't matter. She's going to bounce back and forth because it's her. Jay is the working so hard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm feeling the deflection.

[Big J Okerson]

You can feel it all you want. But I'll tell you this, okay. I would not wear a costume too. No way.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I've never seen Jay in anything other than this attire. But I've seen Lewis in costume.

[Big J Okerson]

This is the.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This is the quietest I've seen Lewis any round so far.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Also, those are fools. You're giving Christina points. It's definitely Christina.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

No, it's not definitely.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You are about to win.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know if it's Christina, though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm about to win this game.

[Big J Okerson]

I go to Christina. I don't know if it's her, though.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Now, it could be Vinnie, by the.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Way, but I, I, he's too clean.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I started doing comedy a week ago.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

May my son die of gay sex tonight if it's me.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Okay. You would want that.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

It is not me.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You would want that. That.

[Big J Okerson]

No, but it's Jay. He gets AIDS tonight and dies a hundred years from now that's still dying from gay sex tonight. So it's not that Crazy of a thing to lay on somebody just.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Bad liar.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I think somebody just cleaned the up. Who'd you vote for, Jay? Christina.

[Big J Okerson]

I did. Christina.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I think it's Christina.

[Big J Okerson]

But oh, my God, everyone's.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I think she cleaned up and like, she should have cleaned up that. That Halloween party.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah. No, it's you. You're a bad liar.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Alex, please.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I love shorting.

[Alex]

That story belonged to Christine.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I knew I doubted you.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

What did I tell you? You fools. You fools.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I told. I doubted the vocabulary.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I wish you did better. You realized horribly you were twice the next up word.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm picking you.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I'm literally. Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Christina, tell us us. Tell us this story. Slow and sexy.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Okay. I wore, honestly, my sexiest Halloween costume ever that I've ever come up with.

[Big J Okerson]

I bought it at Dolls.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Dolls kill. It wasn't anything.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

She was a roll of toilet paper.

[Christina Hutchinson]

No, it was a. It was a. It was a tight bodysuit that was completely see through, and I wore a thong and a bra, and I was so excited. And 30 minutes.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not a Halloween costume.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, it was. Well, I just said I was a slut for Halloween. That was my costume. And. And yeah, I got in there and we were saying hi to people and I was like, oh, wow, I'm actually gonna have fun. And I shard it. And the costume is mesh.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's like the play doh. Funhouse hair.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I ran to the bathroom and I made Corinne come to get me my coat so I can leave around your waist.

[Big J Okerson]

And you traveled home.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I know. And. But I knew the culprit. I took three vitamin B pills that day instead of just one because I mixed it up with another vitamin and it gave me diarrhea.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think there were Plan Bs.

[Christina Hutchinson]

They'll make you go.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They'll make you go.

[Christina Hutchinson]

They don't make you give you diarrhea from the butt. They give you diarrhea from the other one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, okay.

[Big J Okerson]

That's.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I hated that story.

[Big J Okerson]

I like it.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I love that you hated it.

[Big J Okerson]

I like a humanizing hot chick story. When I was. When I was on tour, the Jagermeister tour. I was on Jagermeister music tour. The Jaeger girls would come on the bus every night. And you're not allowed to shit on tour buses.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

And one. You're not allowed to on a tour bus.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It's rude, I guess.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, it's not rude. You can't do it. It just goes into a tank and sits on the bus. It's crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So you're not Allowed to Dancing with the Stars. They wouldn't let me in my own trailer.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I had to walk across the street.

[Big J Okerson]

You cannot in these things. You were just doing a humble brag.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's up?

[Christina Hutchinson]

I'm so sorry.

[Big J Okerson]

Super hot Jaeger Girl weeks. Super hot. Yeah. Girl went. Is the only person went in that bathroom. And when the driver came to get the bus ready to leave and all these girls were sitting in the thing, she was saying, he goes, who the hell in the bus? And everyone knew it was her. And from that. That exact moment was when I was like, I might be able to Her.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's hot. That's pretty hot.

[Big J Okerson]

No, not even that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's hot.

[Big J Okerson]

It brought. No, it's. It brought. She's humiliated now. I go, hey, I'll still do it. Even though you took a fat dump.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I love when a girl shits.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

She has balls.

[Christina Hutchinson]

When a guy shits, he's just being annoying.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, we watched Farah Abraham on Legion of Skanks.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You watched her?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she. It's on you.

[Big J Okerson]

It's impressive. It's impressive.

[Christina Hutchinson]

She on command.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like on only fans or something.

[Big J Okerson]

She did it on her only fans, but it's two straight feet of unbroken. Well, first of all, pull it up.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Serious.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Pull it up.

[Big J Okerson]

First.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Amazing.

[Big J Okerson]

First, a cork pops. One little thing pops out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, Jay knows the whole thing.

[Big J Okerson]

Two straight foot of soft serve. No way. Little aftershock. And she turns around, just goes, ooh, It's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's mesmerizing menu.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This show has gone off the deep end today. Usually we're like. Like, you can show your mom this show. Come on. Story wars.

[Big J Okerson]

Finally, Legion of Skanks. So you can invite your grandmother and your grandkids, too.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Alex, where are our points at?

[Alex]

All right. Literally tied for last place with eight points each. I have big Jay Okerson and Sienna Hubert Ross.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, my God.

[Big J Okerson]

I just got that right, too.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What the hell?

[Alex]

With 10 points, I have Vinnie with 11 points. Christina, you're in the lead with 12 points. Louis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

Sienna. Keep hope alive. This game is not over. Thank you. In part to double points.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'm bringing back the whole hours now.

[Big J Okerson]

Stan, do you know who Arsenio hall is?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah. He's the black guy, the goofy guy.

[Big J Okerson]

We could do the Hulu.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

We are. We have two stories left. Genuinely anybody's game. This is an extremely close game right now. So, Alex, story number seven.

[Alex]

Story number seven. The first time I went to a club in New York City, it happened to be gay night. I was convinced to still Go in. It got gay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Don't. Don't say no, no, no, no.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

That's Loki. Not his. His tone of joke.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Right.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

That's like a Shane Gillis tone. It got gay. You know what I mean?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. That's Lewis or Jay. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Going to a nightclub.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It got gay. That's Jay. I got gay.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It's someone who likes Shane. It got gay. The tone, you know.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'm just saying. Jay is not going to a nightclub. Straight or gay, it doesn't matter. It's just not his thing.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, but if you were invited like after a premiere or something or it's like a one off thing, you know, first night.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I guess I have gone. Yeah. After a thing I've gone to. But I was very quick to get the fuck out of there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Reverse psychology. You see that? His voice just crumbled.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

When I. When I first moved to New York, I sold comedy club tickets. That's how I got into comedy. And we used to go into the gay bar to try to get gay guys to buy tickets from us. We would flirt with them.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

And it was a real technique.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just flirt.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yep.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, that sounds like you're describing. You're describing this story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Literally he's telling.

[Big J Okerson]

We went to gay clubs and sold gay guys. When you flirt with them, it got gay.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It got gay.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That's true. I. I understand why you.

[Christina Hutchinson]

So I don't think Jay would be convinced to go into a gay nightclub. You know what I mean?

[Big J Okerson]

No, I gotta do the convincing.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I don't think.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on the street, let them buy us drinks for once. This is a toughie. This is not Sienna.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah. I mean, Vinnie. Vinnie grew up on Staten Island, Vinny.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

So I think the first time you went to a club, you were too young to. To be convinced to go into a gay night. That's what like young dudes. Young dudes aren't doing that. That's like a funny thing for an older dude or a chick to do.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I don't know. If you're young, you want to be in a club. Like you don't care.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We did a photo shoot for Jersey Shore once and it was like me, Mike and Ronnie and we do the whole shoot. We're like have our shirts off.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oiled up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oiled up.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

And then gay as hell. So gay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And there was a gay photographer. I got gay and it turned out that it was for the fucking Village Voice. A gay magazine. No, we had to just.

[Big J Okerson]

A gay magazine.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It's not gay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was the queer edition. Oh, I swear to God.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Pride week. Your primary months.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The whole time. You can look this up. Google it. Wow.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

He's a little gay, but this is not him. That's not how he would write a sentence.

[Big J Okerson]

Any guy doing not gay, that's for the chicks. Crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, there's a fine line between gay and guido, you know.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

You know what? Sienna's kind of convincing me otherwise. I thought it was Vinnie, but now.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I'm thinking it's definitely not.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sienna wouldn't say it got gay.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Big J would say it got gay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Now Lewis is saying. Yeah, Lewis is deflecting.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Be fools, be fools again.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I don't know who it is. I know.

[Big J Okerson]

It's auction off your son's heterosexuality again.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'll say. I'll say. Whether or not I'll do that once the answers are in wait.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jay, where are you from?

[Big J Okerson]

Philly.

[Louis J. Gomez]

From Philly, Lewis?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Rockland County, New York.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay. So first club I went to an nyc. He's calling it nyc. He came from somewhere else. He came from Philly, probably. Jay.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, like I said, when Jay first started coming here, he was hanging out with like Kevin Hart and fucking other black people. That could have easily convinced him to go to a club.

[Christina Hutchinson]

They did.

[Big J Okerson]

Against me to go to gay night at a club. And then P. Diddy's house. Me and Kevin Hart, I went to a gay club together. That adds up. This is it, everyone.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I was convinced.

[Big J Okerson]

This is my story. Where I exposed Kevin Hart for going.

[Christina Hutchinson]

To the gay club.

[Big J Okerson]

No. Are you kidding me? You guys are gonna give Lewis points here. Dude, I feel.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Are you okay with my instincts? If it's not Big J, by the way. If it's not Big J. No, it's. Dude, who. If it's not Big J, whoever it is, clean the up.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It's you.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I hope it's me.

[Christina Hutchinson]

You. You know it's you.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It's one of you two. Because that's how you would talk. Like you got gates.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. I guess this is the funny side of the table. Alex, go ahead.

[Alex]

That was Big J.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I knew it.

[Big J Okerson]

I told you.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

I was like. Vinny would never write.

[Alex]

I know.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, I know.

[Big J Okerson]

Who watches?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

By the way, the it got gay.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Was very big J. Yeah, I forget. You're not supposed to write in your voice.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Jay, tell us about this story. You got no points.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Jay, did you see my balls and a dick?

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you. Yeah, I was. Came up. I was driving up to the Boston Comedy Club, which used to be in the West Village with Kevin Hart. No, no, no, no. Who Actually brought up was the girl I lost my virginity to. This was a couple years later. It's like two years later. I was 19, probably.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

She was 12.

[Big J Okerson]

No, she was 24, I think. And I brought her up here, and she was just like a hippie, dippy chick. She was great. But, like, we were at the club, and then I got. I was so excited to introduce her to David. What the fuck was his name? He was the guy.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Alan Greer.

[Big J Okerson]

No, Dave Edwards. Dave Edwards was on the real World, Season 2, San Francisco. He pulled the covers off a girl, and she was furious about.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Oh, he was a comedian.

[Big J Okerson]

He's a comedian. He was the guy who had half baked who stood up and said, boo this man for saying he was a comedian.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He was a comedian. He was performing the Boss Night. And I was like, again, at that point, if you did anything on the picture box in my house, I thought you were a celebrity. So I was like, this is Dave Evers. So I think he liked the girl I was with. So he's hanging out with us, and she's like, we should go to a club while we're here in New York before we go home and we go, I want to see you goes, I want to see the Limelight. So we go. The Limelight was still happening on 6th Avenue over there. And I was like, okay. And we go up to the door, and the door guy goes, hey, before you guys go in, you should know it's, like, gay night in there. Dave Edwards, literally, the same cab we got in, he was able to dive back through the window to get away from that. And the girl I was with was like, oh, let's just go see it anyway. And we walked in, the guy was like, like, all right. And I went in, and I'm telling you, she goes, let's just, like, kind of like just like walk around the dance floor. And I was convinced to do this. She gave me Buzzy. So what are you gonna do?

[Christina Hutchinson]

I was fat, kid.

[Big J Okerson]

So I pranced and I got touched by so many guys.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Oh, no.

[Big J Okerson]

I've never felt more attractive and less comfortable in my life.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Welcome to being a woman.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Damn, Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, they really figured that out.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Everyone figured out it was you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. There's no competition, right?

[Big J Okerson]

It was written so funny. My fault.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like a comedian, dumbass.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

[Big J Okerson]

What do our scores look like? I just ate hard. What I saw was my story. I'm like, here we go. Hey, probably Christina Hutch. Come on, Lois, you know that. Back me up.

[Alex]

On the scoreboard, in last place with eight points, Big J Okerson.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

Fuck.

[Alex]

Sienna with 12 points.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Okay. Making a comeback.

[Alex]

Vinnie with 14 points. Christina with 15 points.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Really want that book.

[Alex]

And Louis J. Gomez with 16 points.

[Big J Okerson]

It's anybody's game, but probably me.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Jay, you actually have the opportunity to still tie it up here.

[Big J Okerson]

I could possibly tie it up. And let me tell you something. I want to. Because the power of mantra meditation introduces readers to the philosophy of the Hare Krishna movement iskcon and explains how mantra meditation can bring inner peace, happiness, and a deeper connection with the divine. The book serves as an accessible guide for those interested in incorporating meditation into their daily lives. Not for nothing. It's not for nothing.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

Or if you're trying to get off that hook.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

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[Big J Okerson]

They support everything we do. My playlists.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

My acoustic guitar practicing.

[Big J Okerson]

My acoustic guitar practicing.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

But genuinely great supporters of comedy. So if you're in the market for Kratom and you're over 21, get it from yocratum.com the best deal on the Internet. 60 for a kilo. All right, where were we?

[Big J Okerson]

Alex, we have story number seven.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No, story number eight. Final story.

[Big J Okerson]

Final story. Oh, I'm getting my shit kicked.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I guess I can't.

[Big J Okerson]

Story number eight.

[Alex]

Story number eight. When I was a teenager, I watched my best friend beat up their older sister's abusive boyfriend with a club. Years later.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Great wordplay.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Club is a club.

[Alex]

Years later, my friend pulled that same club on me when we got into a fist fight.

[Big J Okerson]

Why'd you hang out with club Freddy? Freddy the club?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, it's not a girl.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah, with these girls, you actually don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

You don't know. Well, let me tell you why. Also, again, they're both pretty girls, which means that they have a lot of guys who they thought were their best friends who were just desperately waiting for them to say they'll fuck them. And one of those guys was built up with all that can't fuck them yet, like, aggressiveness that they couldn't wait to uncork on their older sister's abusive boyfriend with a club.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Yeah. But then they tried to beat one of these girls with a club after they fist fought them.

[Big J Okerson]

And then later on, when she tried to fist fight this particular guy. This guy is unhinged. You understand? He pulled the club again because he was worried he couldn't beat a girl without a club.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I think this is. I think that this is Big J Okerson with two stories in a row.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Just say it was yours, dude.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

I would get wet, though, if I saw a guy beat up an abusive guy.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, this sounds like a staten island story as well.

[Big J Okerson]

It does.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Vinny's being very quiet and just touching his face a lot.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

See, you guys, like, are the experts. You would do the club. Club flip.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what? You're right.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I didn't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I wasn't going there. No, it's.

[Big J Okerson]

That's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's extreme. No, that's intense.

[Big J Okerson]

I think you're exactly right.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Now.

[Big J Okerson]

I would say right now, I'm out of this game. Everyone should vote for Lewis. Absolutely true.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Jay is trying to tie it up right now, so obviously.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So it's Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Lewis does not want to lose this game. Where are her areolas, dude? They just. They mushed up and came through.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, right, right, right, right. It's crazy. Yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Now he's deflecting to her tits.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He has nothing to lose. He's in last place. It's Louis.

[Big J Okerson]

This is Lewis.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah. A club. That sounds like the hood put a club on me.

[Big J Okerson]

But now I will say Vinnie's pushing it hard to you, which means it could be Vinnie. It means nothing to me. I'm gonna vote for you because I think it's you. It's you or Vinnie. You're absolutely right. Neither of these girls fist fought a guy.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Come on.

[Big J Okerson]

If there was one, maybe Christina, but probably not.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I have Big J's doing a lot of talking.

[Big J Okerson]

Sure am.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It means nothing. Dude, it's my story. Vote for me. It means nothing. I don't care.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No, Jay, you can still tie it up.

[Big J Okerson]

If it's me, I'll.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Jay is bullshitting. He literally, literally can tie it up.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll have gay sex with your son tonight if it's me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm just realizing all the different ways you could use the word club.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wow, dude, man.

[Big J Okerson]

I feel like you thought it could be video all today.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, seriously, all it. Today I was like, nightclub. You could do a club sandwich.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

You're picking?

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, I was going to.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Yeah. No, you're picking my club soda. The joke writing thing.

[Christina Hutchinson]

The. Oh, the what?

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Like the technical joke writing. That was my last. You know what I mean?

[Christina Hutchinson]

Yeah, right, right in this. Like in the story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wait, no, no.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

It's you. It's Vinnie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's Vinnie, It's Lewis.

[Sienna Hubert Ross]

Vinnie's from Staten Island.

[Big J Okerson]

I.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I think my first instinct says Big J, so I'm gonna go Big J.

[Christina Hutchinson]

It's Lois. Damn.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Well, what do you guys say? I'll give you guys the vote. Me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I'm with Lewis. It's not Christina. That's retarded. I'm going, Big J. It doesn't matter. Go ahead, Alex.

[Big J Okerson]

Say who it is. Never fist fought my friends.

[Alex]

That was Louis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I told you, you bitch.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me tell you how up unscrupulous Lewis plays this game. Lewis, sidebar. Me goes. It's not me, dude.

[Christina Hutchinson]

What a. Wow. In character.

[Big J Okerson]

What a.

[Christina Hutchinson]

In character.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Mike, he did.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

That was my. My buddy James Sacone when he was. He had the. He used to have a club in his car. It was just. It was wrapped in tape. And he used to keep in his car just in case he got into a fight with somebody.

[Big J Okerson]

What was it called?

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I mean, he literally called it.

[Big J Okerson]

Don't, don't, don't.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I won't say it, but he called it his N word beater.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

It was, you know, it was a different time 90s, DMX was big.

[Big J Okerson]

Everything was great, dude.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

And yeah, he used to keep it in his Honda Civic. And his sister's older boyfriend, you know, he was maybe 22, 23. He used to smack the shit out of his sister all the time. Then one time he got out of the car and he just fucking started cracking this kid in the face with it. And then the cops came, and literally this is how dirty the cops were. They were like, don't worry, Go inside. And they still arrested the. The boyfriend. So he got away with it. And then I moved to New York City and I came home one weekend, we got into an argument and he pulled the club on me. And I was like, dude, I know he will use it, but I didn't want to stand down.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought you were gonna be more like. He was like a celebrity. He pulled out. He was like, the club, no way. You still got the club. I thought that would have ended all the fights.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

No, it's crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

You got the club. Shut up. You got the club. But talk about the club.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

He did not used it on me, you know.

[Big J Okerson]

And you just did like a routine with it. Show you. And you were like, I submit you may have the room.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

It is yours, sir. So, yeah, that was the story.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Wow.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

Alex, what are our final scores?

[Christina Hutchinson]

We fought hard.

[Alex]

All right, our final scores. With 12 points each, big J Okerson and Sienna.

[Big J Okerson]

Try with looks like me. You and this girl are gonna have to cry into each other's pussies later. It's gonna be a real sad girl night together, right? Ice cream and fucking munching box and shit or whatever.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Is that why your gloves are fingerless?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Christina Hutchinson]

I finally figured it out.

[Big J Okerson]

Finally. Someone got it.

[Alex]

With 15 points, Christina Hutch.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Whoever wins a book, if you don't want it, I want it. I really want down. I really want that book.

[Alex]

In second place with 18 points, Vinnie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Do I get another book?

[Alex]

And our winner tonight with 20 points, Lewis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

What a game. What a game, folks. I love it. I can't wait to read this again. No. Give it to me.

[Christina Hutchinson]

Give it to me. Give it to me.

[Big J Okerson]

You tore through it last time, actually. Take it in.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

This time you don't read.

[Big J Okerson]

Give it to me. Oh, my God. Lewis takes home chant and be happy. The power of mantra meditation based on the teachings of the divine grace AC Baka. I'm not giving it to you. Bravo, Bombo.

[Vinnie Guadagnino]

I want you to sign it for me, Christina.

[Big J Okerson]

Everyone has to sign it. Everybody. Can we get a big round of applause for our amazing panel? Everyone. Vinny Guadagnino. Christina Hutchinson. Sienna. Hubert Ross. Thank you guys so much for joining us. Thank you guys so much for being here. Story Awards. We're here every Wednesday to stand. Tell your friends. Good night. Good night.