Podcast Summary: Story Warz Episode 030 – Bobby Lee, Adam Ray, & Greg Fitzsimmons | Los Angeles

Introduction and Participants

Story Warz is a comedic showdown hosted by Big Jay Oakerson and Louis J. Gomez, where comedians and entertainment figures engage in a game of storytelling and deception. In Episode 030, live from The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, the hosts welcome three notable guests: Bobby Lee, Adam Ray, and Greg Fitzsimmons.

Game Overview and Rules

The premise of Story Warz involves each participant submitting several stories centered around a specific topic. For this episode, the chosen theme is "The City of Los Angeles." Producer Alex reads the stories aloud in a random order, and contestants must guess who authored each tale. Points are awarded based on successful deceptions and accurate guesses:

• 1 point for fooling others with your own story.
• 2 points for correctly identifying another contestant’s story.

Round-by-Round Breakdown

Each round features four stories submitted by the panelists, with participants debating and guessing the ownership of each narrative.

Round 1: Celebrity Birthday Party at the Manson Murder Property

Story 1: Greg Fitzsimmons shares an outlandish story about attending a celebrity's birthday party at the notorious Manson property, complete with the Beach Boys playing in a small living room.

• Notable Quote:
  Greg Fitzsimmons (02:19): “Bob Saget's a twisted motherfucker. He had the Beach Boys play in the Manson home...”

Guessing and Outcome: After some humorous banter and attempts to mislead, the group concludes that Greg Fitzsimmons authored this story, which Alex later confirms correct.

• Quote Highlight:
  Big Jay Oakerson (14:10): “I trust Greg. I trust Greg F.”

Score Update: Greg scores 3 points for his correct identification of another's story, while Bobby Lee receives 2 points.

Round 2: Defending a Woman from a Homeless Man in a Starbucks

Story 2: Bobby Lee narrates an incident where he defends a woman from a bewildering confrontation with a homeless individual outside a Starbucks in downtown LA.

• Notable Quote:
  Bobby Lee (24:10): “After three years... I was like, 'I'll walk that way then,' you know.”

Guessing and Outcome: The panel debates whether Greg or assumed to be Louis, ultimately voting Bobby Lee as the storyteller, which is validated by Alex.

• Quote Highlight:
  Greg Fitzsimmons (Seg. around 25:00): “I would do like, Yuri on Ice...”

Score Update: Both Big Jay and Bobby Lee reach 3 points each.

Round 3: Rushing the Stage at a Price is Right Taping

Story 3: Greg Fitzsimmons describes his chaotic experience during a taping of The Price is Right, where he impulsively rushes the stage to celebrate with the winner.

• Notable Quote:
  Greg Fitzsimmons (30:06): “I couldn't see Adam's face at the stage...”

Guessing and Outcome: The group suspects Bobby Lee’s eccentric behavior fits this narrative, and Alex confirms it belongs to Bobby.

• Quote Highlight:
  Big Jay Oakerson (37:01): “Jeff Neiman, Little Nebuchad Jew...”

Score Update: Bobby Lee secures 5 points while others remain steady.

Round 4: Sharing a Prostitute Encounter

Story 4: Bobby Lee recounts a bizarre encounter where he and two other comedians meet a prostitute who turns out to be a Mexican dwarf.

• Notable Quote:
  Bobby Lee (43:08): “We were laying like sardines and this guy starts jerking off...”

Guessing and Outcome: The panel unanimously attributes this story to Bobby Lee, as confirmed by Alex.

• Quote Highlight:
  Greg Fitzsimmons (45:27): “Big J feels like a cool. That's a cool move, man.”

Score Update: Bobby Lee's points rise to 8, reinforcing his strong position.

Round 5: Opening for a Band at the Key Club

Story 5: Big Jay Oakerson shares his experience opening for heavy metal bands like Korn at the Key Club, where his comedic antics led to him being asked to leave.

• Notable Quote:
  Big Jay Oakerson (57:16): “They put me on in front of a crowd that was coming in and not interested.”

Guessing and Outcome: The panel quickly identifies Big Jay as the storyteller, ensuring his points increase.

• Quote Highlight:
  Greg Fitzsimmons (59:56): “It's a comedy metal band, what sort...”

Score Update: Big Jay amasses 10 points, maintaining a competitive edge.

Round 6: Being Recognized at a Comedy Club and Attended a Sex Party

Story 6: Adam Ray narrates a story about being recognized while eating a chocolate-dipped frozen banana at a comedy club, leading to his unexpected invitation to a sex party.

• Notable Quote:
  Adam Ray (70:01): “There was a black guy and he's getting blown by this girl. And we locked eyes...”

Guessing and Outcome: Despite the absurdity, the panel correctly assigns this story to Adam Ray.

• Quote Highlight:
  Big Jay Oakerson (69:20): “I'm gonna lock it in because I know this is Big J.”

Score Update: Adam Ray earns 8 points, trailing behind Bobby and Big Jay.

Round 7: Robin Williams Heckling and Subsequent Suicide

Story 7: Greg Fitzsimmons shares a poignant and dark story about Robin Williams heckling him during a performance, which he claims contributed to Williams' subsequent suicide.

• Notable Quote:
  Greg Fitzsimmons (75:42): “I'm telling you, he's got the rage of a thousand lions living with him at all times...”

Guessing and Outcome: The group deduces Greg Fitzsimmons' involvement, though this round brings emotional depth to the episode.

• Quote Highlight:
  Big Jay Oakerson (77:05): “This was the seller.”

Score Update: Greg Fitzsimmons leads with 19 points, positioning himself as the likely winner.

Final Round: Recapping and Winner Announcement

In the climactic final round, tensions rise as participants vie for the top spot. Through a series of humorous and heartfelt exchanges, the final points are tallied:

• Final Scores:
  • Greg Fitzsimmons: 21 points (Winner)
  • Louis J. Gomez: 19 points
  • Big Jay Oakerson: 16 points
  • Bobby Lee: 14 points
  • Adam Ray: 12 points

Winner: Greg Fitzsimmons triumphs, earning the prize "Drama on Deck: Relationships Can Be Hard" by B. Joseph Smithson.

Notable Closing Quote: Greg Fitzsimmons (82:31): “I want to thank you so much, everybody. On our panel. Make some noise for the great Bobby Lee Adam Ray. Our newest story warrior Greg Fitzsimmons.”

Conclusion

Episode 030 of Story Warz masterfully blends humor, storytelling, and competitive spirit, showcasing the unique comedic talents of Bobby Lee, Adam Ray, and Greg Fitzsimmons. Through engaging narratives and sharp wit, the panelists not only entertain but also reveal personal anecdotes that resonate with the audience. Greg Fitzsimmons emerges victorious, adding another memorable chapter to the Story Warz legacy.

Key Takeaways:

• Story Warz offers a platform for comedians to share and guess personal stories, fostering camaraderie and laughter.
• The dynamic interactions between hosts and guests highlight the improvisational and spontaneous nature of comedy.
• Despite the competitive element, Story Warz emphasizes storytelling as a means of connection and entertainment.

Recommended For: Fans of stand-up comedy, improvisational games, and those who enjoy behind-the-scenes glimpses into the lives of comedians and entertainers.

Note: This summary focuses exclusively on the content of the game and interactions between the participants, excluding promotional segments and advertisements that were part of the original broadcast.