Story Warz Episode 031: Sam Roberts, Cipha Sounds, & Mike Cannon | Music

Released on March 7, 2025 by GaS Digital Network

Welcome to Story Warz: A Game of Deceptive Storytelling, hosted by comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez. In Episode 031, titled "Sam Roberts, Cipha Sounds, & Mike Cannon | Music," the hosts welcome three esteemed panelists—Sam Roberts, Cipha Sounds, and Mike Cannon—for an evening filled with hilarious anecdotes, sharp-witted banter, and intense rounds of deception centered around the theme of music. Filmed live at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City, this episode promises laughter, clever storytelling, and competitive spirit.

Introduction and Panelist Introduction (00:00 - 02:35)

The episode kicks off with Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez welcoming the audience and introducing the panelists:

• Sam Roberts: Known from the WWE, the Sam Roberts show on SiriusXM, and the "Not Sam Wrestling" podcast.
• Cipha Sounds: A legendary DJ and host of the "One EP Is Life" podcast alongside Peter Rosenberg.
• Mike Cannon: Recognized for his work on the "Beautiful Boys" podcast and his YouTube channel "Special Traumatized Animal."

Big Jay notes, “Mike Cannon being the only returning panelist here tonight. Yeah, Mike can. Last time he was here, he got second place, so he wants to come back and redeem himself” (02:24). The hosts briefly explain the rules of Story Warz: each panelist submits stories on the given subject—in this case, music. As stories are read aloud, participants must either guess the true author or deceive others about the story's origin to earn points.

Round 1: Music Teacher Mayhem (04:33 - 11:45)

Story Number One centers on a tumultuous experience with a music teacher:

• Alex (Producer) reads: “I had a music teacher who insulted us like the guy from Whiplash. But instead of turning into a great musician, my mom complained to the school and had me taken out of the class.” (04:33)

The panelists explode into humorous speculation:

• Big Jay Oakerson jokes, “If that doesn't have Sam Roberts written.” (04:48)

• Sam Roberts humorously defends his position, saying, “But I was immediately accused by both of you.” (05:34)

The discussion delves into the behaviors of music teachers and parental interventions. Ultimately, Cypher Sounds correctly identifies the story as Sam Roberts', earning him two points: “Story number one belongs to Sam Roberts.” (10:04). Sam cleverly notes he fooled the others: “Because they all voted for someone else. I fooled.” (12:04).

Notable Quote:

“It's my mom. Mrs. Roberts always wins and she is combative and aggressive.” — Sam Roberts (07:21)

Round 2: Chorus Chaos (14:33 - 23:10)

Story Number Two involves a chaotic incident during chorus rehearsal:

• Alex shares: “During a seventh grade chorus rehearsal, I convinced my friend to pinch an older girl's butt. As soon as he did, I turned around and told another friend. My two friends got into one of the most vicious fights in my school's history involving a screwdriver. They got suspended and I never got in trouble.” (14:33)

The panelists debate the authenticity based on behaviors and affiliations:

• Lewis J. Gomez asserts, “I believe that I'm just going with my initial instinct, which was Mr. Big J Okerson is my vote.” (08:19)

• Sam Roberts contends, “What happened? Why don't you complain?” (10:17)

Ultimately, Alex confirms the story belongs to Mike Cannon, who adeptly bluffs to accumulate points: “The story belongs to Mike Cannon.” (19:05). This round highlights the competitive edge of the panelists and their strategic guessing.

Notable Quote:

“It was the only time I've ever done that because of what happened as a result.” — Big Jay Oakerson (20:56)

Round 3: Concert Heartbreak (23:16 - 32:11)

Story Number Three revolves around missing out on a Madonna concert:

• Alex narrates: “My mom took my sibling to see Madonna when I was a kid, and I stayed home crying because I wasn't invited.” (23:16)

The panelists reflect on their musical histories and emotional experiences:

• Cypher Sounds speculates it might be Sam Roberts due to his history with pop stars: “I think it's Sam Roberts because it's so obvious.” (50:17)

• Lewis J. Gomez argues against others, emphasizing device strategies in the game: “Mr. Big J Okerson is my vote.” (24:49)

In the end, Cypher Sounds unveils the story as his own, earning him robust points: “That story belongs to Cypha Sound.” (55:20). Sam's strategic gameplay keeps him in the lead, accumulating significant points through deception.

Notable Quote:

“I have two siblings.” — Sam Roberts (23:39)

Round 4: Crying at a Train Concert (33:20 - 44:22)

Story Number Four describes an emotional experience at a Train concert:

• Alex states: “I cried at a train concert.” (33:20)

The simplicity of the story leads to diverse interpretations:

• Lee J. Gomez and Mike Cannon debate whether it references the band Train or metaphorical elements.

• Cypher Sounds reveals his genuine experience, confirming the story belongs to him: “I sat, like, 10th row and was. Fell to pieces completely.” (41:44), thus gaining additional points.

The round underscores the panelists' deep knowledge of music and personal connections, enhancing the competitive atmosphere.

Notable Quote:

“Drops of Jupiter rips.” — Lewis J. Gomez (41:21)

Round 5: Robbing a Music Store (67:21 - 83:56)

Story Number Seven (as per numbering in the transcript) details a misguided attempt to rob a music store:

• Alex reveals: “I once robbed a music store with a friend's older brother who was a convicted felon.” (68:56)

The panelists engage in a mix of serious and humorous discussions:

• Cypher Sounds shares the backstory and details of the robbery spree, emphasizing the absurdity of the plan: “He was looking around the store, trying guitars and stuff.” (72:49)

• Mike Cannon tries to discern the authenticity, ultimately leading to the revelation that the story belongs to Big Jay Oakerson: “That story belongs to Big J.” (79:50)

This round amplifies the show's comedic elements, blending intense story analysis with lighthearted interactions.

Notable Quote:

“I'm trying to think of how he affected anyone else's life.” — Lewis J. Gomez (72:15)

Round 6: Trumpet Lessons Termination (62:05 - 73:00)

Story Number Six recounts quitting trumpet lessons due to a teacher's distracting features:

• Alex delivers: “I quit taking trumpet lessons in elementary school because my teacher's nose was distractingly large. My mom was upset until she saw the teacher, then she understood.” (62:05)

The panelists dissect the story's nuances:

• Cypher Sounds points out the racially charged undertones: “It's actually racist. The teacher's nose was like the width of his face.” (66:42)

• Sam Roberts questions the plausibility based on the panelist’s history: “Did you ever play the trumpet?” (63:40)

Ultimately, Alex confirms the story belongs to Big Jay Oakerson, who humorously laments his exaggerated narrative: “This lacks the conviction of the Jay Z one.” (71:54). Jay’s storytelling prowess continues to dominate the game, accumulating points steadily.

Notable Quote:

“It was a per. It was. And I just honestly, like, as a 10-year-old kid, I couldn't get past it.” — Big Jay Oakerson (66:48)

Round 7: Almost Hooking Up with a Cheetah Girl (76:13 - 84:49)

Story Number Eight involves an almost romantic encounter with a member of the Cheetah Girls:

• Alex recounts: “I almost hooked up with one of the Cheetah Girls, the one that started a tween workout DVD series.” (76:13)

The panelists navigate cultural references and personal experiences:

• Mike Cannon claims familiarity with the Cheetah Girls from his DJ days: “She had like a DVD and it was like, you know, little girl workout.” (80:57)

• Cypher Sounds humorously distinguishes between the fictional and real aspects: “I'm just giving you now, for argument's sake, to say definitely over 18.” (80:48)

Eventually, Alex confirms the story as Cypher Sounds', who skillfully deceives the panel to secure additional points: “That story belongs to Cypha sound.” (79:50). This final round emphasizes the competitive tension, with Sam Roberts maintaining a lead through strategic gameplay.

Notable Quote:

“I once told Jay Z that I was going to do great things because of you.” — Sam Roberts (50:17)

Final Scores and Conclusion (44:22 - 85:23)

Throughout the episode, the competition intensifies as panelists vie for the highest score by correctly guessing stories or successfully deceiving others. By Episode’s End:

• Sam Roberts emerges as the winner with 15 points, securing the prize: "Autonomy. The Quest to Build the Driverless Car and How it Will Reshape Our World" by Lawrence D. Burns. (83:56).

• Cypher Sounds follows closely with 14 points.

• Lewis J. Gomez and Mike Cannon round out the scores with 13 and 9 points respectively.

• Big Jay Oakerson and Cipha Sounds secure positions with 19 and 8 points due to strategic plays and successful deception.

Sam Roberts celebrates his victory, exclaiming, “Thank God for double points.” (84:23), highlighting the pivotal moments where the game’s double-point feature shifted the leaderboard. The hosts congratulate all participants, emphasizing the entertaining and unpredictable nature of Story Warz.

Final Notable Quote:

“Autonomy offers an insider's perspective on the development of autonomous vehicles and their potential to revolutionize transportation.” — Cypher Sounds (44:36)

Key Takeaways

• Story Warz thrives on the blend of personal anecdotes and strategic deception, keeping both panelists and listeners engaged.

• The music theme provides a rich backdrop for diverse and humorous stories, ranging from schoolyard chaos to celebrity interactions.

• Sam Roberts showcased exceptional gameplay, leveraging double points to clinch the win.

• The dynamic chemistry between Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez, coupled with the competitive spirit of the panelists, ensures each episode remains fresh and entertaining.

Prize Won:

Sam Roberts takes home the book “Autonomy. The Quest to Build the Driverless Car and How it Will Reshape Our World” by Lawrence D. Burns, a comprehensive narrative exploring the evolution and impact of autonomous vehicle technology.

Closing Remarks:

The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to the guests—Mike Cannon, Cipha Sounds, and Sam Roberts—and anticipation for future Story Warz installments. Hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez encourage listeners to tune in weekly and support their campaigns across various platforms, promising more engaging content and competitive storytelling in upcoming episodes.

Final Quote:

“Thank you so much for hanging out with us and we will catch you next time.” — Sam Roberts (85:19)

Note: All timestamps correspond to moments within the podcast transcript.