032. Annie Lederman, Felipe Esparza, & Kevin Ryan | Games

Summary

Story Warz Episode 032: Annie Lederman, Felipe Esparza, & Kevin Ryan | Games

Hosted by: Big Jay Oakerson & Louis J. Gomez
Guests: Annie Lederman, Felipe Esparza, Kevin Ryan
Location: The Stand Comedy Club, New York City
Release Date: March 14, 2025

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Introduction to the Contestants

The episode kicks off with Big Jay Oakerson and Louis J. Gomez welcoming the evening's contestants:

• Annie Lederman: Fresh from the "Annie Wood" podcast, Annie brings her sharp wit and candid humor to the panel.
• Felipe Esparza: Known for the "What's Up Fool?" podcast and his Netflix special "Raging Fool," Felipe adds a vibrant energy.
• Kevin Ryan: Representing the "Are You Garbage?" podcast and his "Route 66" comedy special on YouTube, Kevin completes the dynamic trio.

Understanding the Game: Story Wars

At [05:19], Big Jay explains the core mechanics of "Story Wars":

• Submission: Each contestant submits three to five stories centered around the theme "Games."
• Objective: Participants aim to either convince others that a story they didn't write is theirs or correctly identify the author of a presented story.
• Scoring:
  • 1 Point: For fooling another contestant into believing a story isn’t yours.
  • 2 Points: For correctly identifying the true author of a story.

As the game progresses, [40:08], the rules evolve to include double points for the final four stories, intensifying the competition.

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Round-by-Round Breakdown

1. Story One: Gambling at the Racetrack
Timestamp: [06:55] - [11:23]
Story: "I was at the racetrack and was so desperate to gamble. I stood there watching and betting on televised horse races from Hong Kong and Beijing. I went by number and color because I couldn't read any of the Chinese names."

• Guessing Frenzy: Contestants debate whose gambling habits align with the story. Big Jay humorously dismisses Louis as "Philly trash," while Annie doubts Luis’s gambling propensity.
• Reveal: [10:46] Alex announces the story belongs to Felipe Esparza. Felipe humorously recounts his solitary and unsuccessful betting experience.

Notable Quote:

• Annie Lederman ([07:15]): "We could find out that Annie's had a crazy gambling addiction for all this time."

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2. Story Two: Truth or Dare Gone Awry
Timestamp: [13:11] - [18:15]
Story: "I once played a game of truth or dare that ended in everyone masturbating in the same room."

• Intense Debate: The panel grapples with the awkwardness and absurdity of the scenario, with Annie expressing skepticism about her involvement.
• Reveal: [18:16] The story is revealed to be Annie Letterman's. Annie shares a humorous and cringe-worthy anecdote involving a cringe fest among friends at her mother's house.

Notable Quote:

• Big Jay Oakerson ([15:00]): "That's Annie for sure."

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3. Story Three: Shady Mall Pranks
Timestamp: [22:40] - [29:48]
Story: "My friends and I invented a game where we would walk around the mall trying to look as shady as possible. When security would follow us, we would run and make them chase us."

• Competitive Jabs: The contestants accuse each other of being shadier or more convincing, leading to playful insults and mocking.
• Reveal: [27:51] Alex discloses the story belongs to Louis J. Gomez. Louis narrates his mischievous adventures causing mall security to chase them, resulting in bans from multiple malls.

Notable Quote:

• Louis J. Gomez ([28:10]): "We would just run and we’d fucking run up the escalators, down the escalators until they caught us."

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4. Story Five: Obsessive Crane Game Endeavor
Timestamp: [43:19] - [55:59]
Story: "I once spent over $500 on a crane game trying to win a Teletubby."

• Humorous Speculation: The panel humorously contemplates motivations, linking them to personal quirks and past behaviors.
• Reveal: [50:42] Alex reveals Kevin Ryan as the author. Kevin humorously describes his futile attempts to win a Teletubby, intertwining it with exaggerated antics and playful self-deprecation.

Notable Quote:

• Annie Lederman ([43:28]): "This kid over here, I'll say that. Felipe or Louis."

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5. Story Six: PCP-Smoking Coach's Wild Antics
Timestamp: [56:38] - [78:05]
Story: "As a kid, I had a coach who smoked PCP before the game. He went berserk during the game and ran around naked onto the field."

• Serious yet Comedic Debate: The gravity of the story juxtaposes with the panel's lighthearted banter, leading to discussions on who among them could plausibly share such a tale.
• Reveal: [62:52] The story is attributed to Felipe Esparza. Felipe vividly recounts the chaotic and inappropriate behavior of a coach, blending humor with the unsettling scenario.

Notable Quote:

• Felipe Esparza ([61:51]): "We got to go into the locker room, and we. My brother blinked. He didn't scream the N word, but we were just in a room with a bunch of people just triggering each other..."

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Scoring and Competitive Dynamics

Throughout the episode, [12:14] to [81:02], the scoreboard updates reflect the ebb and flow of the competition:

• Early Rounds: Felipe gains initial points, while Annie and Louis vie for the top spots alongside Big Jay.
• Mid to Late Rounds: Double points intensify the rivalry, pushing Kevin Ryan to secure the lead.
• Final Tally: At [77:28], Kevin Ryan emerges victorious with 14 points, narrowly surpassing Felipe and Big Jay.

Notable Interactions:

• Big Jay's Sarcasm: Consistently teases and mocks contestants, e.g., [01:32] "You guys are actual warriors yourself for getting out here in this cold ass rain."
• Annie's Candidness: Shares personal stories with a blend of humor and vulnerability, fostering relatable moments.
• Felipe's Playfulness: Engages in witty banter and playful insults, adding a dynamic edge to the competition.

Notable Quote:

• Kevin Ryan ([73:03]): "He went berserk during the game and ran around naked onto the field."

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Conclusion and Winner Announcement

In the climactic finale, Kevin Ryan clinches the win, earning "The Woman's Book of Creativity" by C. Diane Ely, Ph.D. The award is praised for its empowering insights into women's creative potential.

Final Scores:

• Kevin Ryan: 14 points (Winner)
• Annie Lederman: 13 points
• Big Jay Oakerson: 13 points
• Felipe Esparza: 13 points
• Louis J. Gomez: 7 points

Closing Remarks: The hosts congratulate Kevin Ryan, celebrate the competitive spirit of all contestants, and hint at exciting future episodes. The camaraderie and humor shared throughout the game underscore the show's engaging and lighthearted nature.

Notable Quote:

• Annie Lederman ([81:04]): "Congratulations, Kevin Ryan. Our newest story warrior."

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Key Takeaways

• Engaging Gameplay: "Story Wars" brilliantly combines storytelling with deception, fostering lively interactions and competitive fun.
• Dynamic Hosts and Guests: The chemistry between Big Jay, Louis, Annie, Felipe, and Kevin creates a vibrant and entertaining atmosphere.
• Humorous Insights: The panel's witty banter and candid storytelling offer both laughs and relatable moments for listeners.

This episode of "Story Warz" exemplifies the show's unique blend of comedy, competition, and camaraderie, making it a standout installment for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Louis J. Gomez]

Fill her up.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Big J. Okerson]

Ladies and gentlemen, in story wars with the story warriors, Big J. Okerson and Louis J. Gomez. Thank you.

[Annie Letterman]

Thank you everybody for coming at the Story Awards on a rainy Wednesday.

[Big J. Okerson]

You guys, you guys are actual warriors yourself for getting out here in this cold ass rain.

[Annie Letterman]

I almost canceled, you fucking prick.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't know how to come out on the Wayne, how many people's first.

[Annie Letterman]

Time hearing about story wars tonight?

[Big J. Okerson]

So here's the thing. I walked through all these people. I'd say 80% of them have no idea what this show is because I walked through them upstairs and they wouldn't get out of my way. They were all just standing in the way. I was like, excuse me. Expecting them to be like, oh, Louis, we're excited. Nobody did that at all.

[Annie Letterman]

They're like, wait your turn, fuckface. How many people are familiar with story wars? Okay, it's a very, very simple game, everybody. We're gonna explain it all once we get our panel out here on the stage. Our panel, starting off from the Annie Wood podcast. You know her and love her. She's absolutely hilarious. Make some noise for Annie Letterman, please. Wait. Yeah, she's sorting it out. Fresh out of rehab.

[Big J. Okerson]

And our second contestant from the what's up fool? Podcast and his brand new special out now on Netflix, raging Fool. Clap it up for Felipe Esparza.

[Annie Letterman]

Our third and final contestant from the Are you garbage? Podcast and the Route 66 comedy special, available right now on YouTube. How about some noise for the great Kevin Ryan, everyone? Welcome, everybody. Thank you all for being here. Annie, I thought I almost just saw your boob. I Got so excited.

[Felipe Esparza]

You've seen the other side?

[Annie Letterman]

I did.

[Felipe Esparza]

He saw the bottom.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. What? I saw her pussy once. Wasn't sexual. You fucking weirdos.

[Big J. Okerson]

What were you doing? How wasn't it sexual?

[Annie Letterman]

Should I just tell what it was?

[Felipe Esparza]

You can tell it.

[Annie Letterman]

We were. We were staying in the condo for the Denver Comedy Works.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

And she was dating Kurt at the time, our friend.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay.

[Annie Letterman]

And in the morning.

[Big J. Okerson]

Doesn't sound like you're a very good friend.

[Annie Letterman]

No, no, no, no. It was a good friend, actually. Maybe a best friend for the way he did this in the morning. He was supposed to go to morning radio with me to promote the shows, but he was sleeping and he wouldn't wake up. So I kept knocking on the door.

[Felipe Esparza]

And you think he's dead? The type of guy he is.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes, I did think he was possibly dead. So then I cracked the door, and he's just laying there, and all I see is him in the bed. And then I kind of get a little closer. I'm going, kurt, Kurt. And then I got a little closer and saw over Kurt and saw Naked Annie's full beaver out, but which apparently.

[Felipe Esparza]

Looks like Kurt Metzger.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, I nudged it. Still wouldn't wake up. No, but it was snoring.

[Felipe Esparza]

It has night terrors just like Kurt. It wakes up going, I'm dying.

[Annie Letterman]

My friendship. Honesty told her. I go, hey, I saw this. I looked for 10 seconds longer than I should have, but two minutes less than I wanted to.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's a good friend right there.

[Annie Letterman]

That's a very good friend. Thank you very much. The Game Story Awards is very easy. We explain it to all the contestants backstage. But if you're not familiar, everybody on this panel, including me and Louis, all five of us, have submitted three to five stories on one given subject. Today's subject, Louis. Games. Games. Alex is going to read those stories in no particular order. It'll appear here on the screen when the story comes up. And if it's your story, you're the only person who knows that. So it is your job to fool everybody else to think it's not yours. If it's not your story, it's your job to guess whose story it is.

[Big J. Okerson]

And for every person you fool, you get one point. Every time you guess a correct story, you get two points. It seems confusing, folks. I know. I look at everyone's faces like, what are we?

[Annie Letterman]

Even the people who have played before look confused.

[Big J. Okerson]

They're very.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I didn't know we started.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's going to be a great time. It's A fun quick game and you guys are going to have a great time. But I'll tell you right now, we're not just playing for fun. Jay, tell me what we're playing for today.

[Annie Letterman]

We always play here on Story Awards for a book out of the Story Awards library. Today's book, the Woman's Book of Creativity by c. Diane Ely, Ph.D. a great book.

[Felipe Esparza]

I have it.

[Annie Letterman]

This could be your knock around copy. The Woman's Book of Creativity presents an inspiring, insightful look into the nature of creativity, exploring how women can harness their unique experiences, emotions and intuition to unlock their full creative potential in both artistic and everyday pursuits.

[Felipe Esparza]

I can tell you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I love that. That's so great. It's just so silly.

[Big J. Okerson]

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, come on, we can do better than that. Are we ready for war? Alex?

[Big J. Okerson]

There was four people who just stared at us angrily.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, they're like, not only am I not ready for war, I hate this.

[Felipe Esparza]

Like, we thought we were seeing a standup show.

[Annie Letterman]

They definitely. A lot of people probably thought they were seeing a standup show, but this is so much more glorious. And you'll see when we get the game going, Alex. Story number one.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Spanish, please.

[Alex]

Story number one. I was at the racetrack and was so desperate to gamble. I stood there watching and betting on televised horse races from Hong Kong and Beijing. I went by number and color because I couldn't read any of the Chinese names.

[Annie Letterman]

Wow.

[Big J. Okerson]

So this Kevin Ryan is from Philly. This seems like some Philly trash, but.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let'S not start this. That everything's gonna be trashy.

[Big J. Okerson]

But Felipe looks like he lives at a horse betting track.

[Felipe Esparza]

So he's wearing the outfit.

[Big J. Okerson]

That is true.

[Annie Letterman]

We could find out that Annie's had a crazy gambling addiction for all this time. This is not you, Lewis. You're not a big gambler guy. I don't think it could be any.

[Felipe Esparza]

Of you guys too.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't think. I don't think this is. I wouldn't. I would know. I know everything about Big J Okerson.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I could have been there with her dad, you know, and he.

[Annie Letterman]

Huh.

[Felipe Esparza]

Look, I gamble, but.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, but this is degenerate gambling and it does screech of Kevin Ryan to me for some. Not you now. No, not you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I didn't come here to be insulted.

[Annie Letterman]

No, the old you. The old you. I mean.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thank you.

[Annie Letterman]

Before you turned it all.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Listen, I am. I had. You know, I have been to the racetrack a couple of times. This was. This was not. I'm. I'll be honest. With everybody. This was.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, good, good.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This was not me. For sure not.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, if it was him, he should be saying that everyone so.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know, but I'm not. It's not for sure. Not me.

[Big J. Okerson]

You seem desperate to convince everyone that it's not you. Like you'd be getting points in a book for it.

[Annie Letterman]

Also, I found out recently that Felipe speaks a lot of languages, possibly Chinese being one of them. So he would have to go by number and. Oh, no, it's not him. It's not him.

[Big J. Okerson]

If anybody learned it reading Chinese food, restaurant menus.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

So I read them in braille.

[Annie Letterman]

Sorry, I didn't mean to light a cigarette. I thought that was going to be a laugh I was going to be able to work on.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's all right.

[Felipe Esparza]

God damn it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I honestly, I don't know who this could be at all.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

She's building a thoroughbred, you know, that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Ass just won't quit.

[Felipe Esparza]

I have a horse car. Okay, wait. So, all right, so they're watching, but are you're just at a racetrack or do you have to be in Hong Kong?

[Annie Letterman]

Ah, it's Annie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's gotta be.

[Annie Letterman]

I mean, that was crazy. She's looking at the words and said them all wrong. It says televised horse races.

[Big J. Okerson]

This is not what a woman does, though. Annie's a beautiful woman. She's got, you know, guys to hang out with and buy her things. She's not going to spend her entire time at the racetrack being desperate. I don't believe that.

[Annie Letterman]

You think she's just constantly sugar babying and never been to a horse trap.

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm the opposite. I'm the sugar daddy.

[Annie Letterman]

That's very possible. Is it true?

[Felipe Esparza]

It is actually true. Yes. Red, winner and east.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm going to go.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It might be Lewis.

[Big J. Okerson]

Shut up. I'm going. My first instinct, it's Kevin Ryan. Let's get rid of.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not me. That's a waste of a guess.

[Felipe Esparza]

I like it.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm telling you, I'm going with Felipe.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's either Felipe or Kevin. You don't have enough money.

[Annie Letterman]

It's Lewis now. Nope, not.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know Felipe that well. I've switched my answer three times.

[Annie Letterman]

You already locked in Kevin.

[Big J. Okerson]

I already locked in Kevin.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm not locked in.

[Annie Letterman]

He's doing a good sell, though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, I'm just like, I'm going, Felipe.

[Felipe Esparza]

Is it a race track? Like, is he saying it? I'm trying to think of his accent saying it all.

[Annie Letterman]

Ew. What is this game you're playing?

[Louis J. Gomez]

And he Just forgot words, all the rules.

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm thrown off. I think I'm gonna go Felipe.

[Big J. Okerson]

We got three votes for Felipe, one vote for Annie, one vote for Kevin. You guys are idiots. It's so obviously Kevin. Jesus Christ.

[Felipe Esparza]

It does seem like even his face.

[Big J. Okerson]

Right now is telling it that it's Kevin.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's go number three, huh?

[Big J. Okerson]

Big three.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I gotta revive green three.

[Annie Letterman]

All the answers are in Alex.

[Alex]

That story belongs to Felipe.

[Felipe Esparza]

I knew what he was being quiet. Oh, man, I was being quiet. And look at his outfit.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I was going there every Friday night and, man, I lost $500 and I stood there till three in the morning, man. I was watching Hong Kong racing from China, man, and my son was with me and I. He left with. With my neighbor and spent the night over there and I stood there by myself and I had to go pick him up at noon the next day.

[Annie Letterman]

Just a random neighbor.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah, he was with me and he. And I trusted him again.

[Big J. Okerson]

Did you win that night?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

No, man.

[Big J. Okerson]

We know.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I took a bus home.

[Annie Letterman]

Hong Kong horses.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I was walking around like. I was walking around like a crackhead, you know, like some crackheads will pick up something and that might look like crack and taste it, but I was walking around picking up old bedding slips and see if they were winners.

[Big J. Okerson]

That is. That is a sad life. I've. I've been that guy before. Checking the change holes in public cell phones when I was like a teenager.

[Felipe Esparza]

When you were like a teenager?

[Big J. Okerson]

When I was 43 years old last year, I did this.

[Annie Letterman]

Guys, do you ever see people gathering up like the 35 cent cash outs that people just leave at the slot machines? Yeah, that's pretty sad.

[Big J. Okerson]

I. I used to pick up cigarette butts off the floor and make new cigarettes out of them. No, I swear to God I did.

[Annie Letterman]

That's awesome.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're right, Jay.

[Annie Letterman]

No, no, I wasn't going to say awesome. It's right on the tip of my tongue though. Just left of awesome.

[Big J. Okerson]

Alex, where are our points at?

[Alex]

All right on the scoreboard. With one point, Felipe Esparza. And with two points each in the lead, Big J Okerson, Annie Letterman, and Kevin Ryan.

[Felipe Esparza]

Him voting for me was a tell too.

[Annie Letterman]

Everybody with some points except Lewis. The game.

[Felipe Esparza]

He has no points, but he does have a cigarette he made out of other cigarettes.

[Annie Letterman]

That is. That's horrible. What does that mean?

[Big J. Okerson]

Guys, I like you pulling ahead of me a little bit, to be honest with you. I like to start in a little bit of a deficit. I'm so good at this game.

[Annie Letterman]

So Lewis has won the game.

[Big J. Okerson]

I've won more. More than half of the story wars.

[Felipe Esparza]

Cool.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What are you, 11 years old?

[Felipe Esparza]

I hope you can buy your own cigarettes now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dude, you run the game. You should be winning every game.

[Annie Letterman]

Alex. Story number two.

[Alex]

Story number two. I once played a game of truth or dare that ended in everyone masturbating in the same room.

[Annie Letterman]

I really hope it's Annie.

[Big J. Okerson]

I feel like. I feel like everyone has this story. So good this is happening.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh well.

[Big J. Okerson]

I used to run jerk parties.

[Annie Letterman]

Lewis did used to run jerk parties.

[Big J. Okerson]

It was always my idea and it would always start off with a fun game.

[Felipe Esparza]

It was called Jizz Digital.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I don't think it's J. Cuz he. He wears gloves.

[Annie Letterman]

That's right. But that's to keep my palms warm in case a group masturbation breaks out.

[Felipe Esparza]

I do feel like there is always masturbating around Jay. There's always something every. It's always like orgies happen with you. I don't know.

[Annie Letterman]

Is that the dig on me? Hey guys. You don't know me from local orgies.

[Big J. Okerson]

It was the thing that like little boys would play truth or dare. Like we'd be 10, 11, 12 years old. We played truth theater. There's no girls around and it just always devolves into jerking in front of each other.

[Annie Letterman]

I've never played truth or dare with no women involved.

[Felipe Esparza]

Why did it said everyone in the room? I don't think a bunch of dudes jerking off on you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yes, this is definitely a bunch of you.

[Felipe Esparza]

Don't start playing truth or dare if there's no girls in the room.

[Annie Letterman]

I agree. You want to bring with you.

[Big J. Okerson]

I swear on my son's life, I have this story. But this is not my story.

[Felipe Esparza]

I think it might be. And you're trying to throw us off.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

The game is called circle jerk.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's true. Or Okie on the cookie.

[Felipe Esparza]

Okie on the cookie. I was the cookie.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I was a nookie.

[Big J. Okerson]

I did play Okie on the cookie when I was a kid too. And then I was the last one to come and I refused to eat the cookie.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

My friends got so mad. They were mad that I wouldn't eat their cum. Like a genuine rift in our friendship.

[Annie Letterman]

I know Lewis has no honor.

[Felipe Esparza]

And that was the day that they started Legion of Scabbard. All right, Kevin.

[Annie Letterman]

I'd never play truth or dare with all guys.

[Big J. Okerson]

I. I see. The more Jay says that, the more I feel like he's lying because I feel like every little boy has Played truth or dare with his friends.

[Felipe Esparza]

With just boys.

[Big J. Okerson]

With just boys.

[Felipe Esparza]

I think it's wacky.

[Annie Letterman]

The whole point of dare was to see if you can get a girl. Do something.

[Big J. Okerson]

Clap your hands if you have this exact story. Come on, guys.

[Felipe Esparza]

What are their girls there? I always had one girlfriend who just masturbated. Every. Every hang turned into her masturbating.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's she up to?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, you should have invited her here tonight.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

What's her only fans?

[Annie Letterman]

I'm gonna go. I think Lewis has done this before. He's hiding in plain sight.

[Big J. Okerson]

Don't be this way.

[Annie Letterman]

He's hiding in plain sight. He hosted jerk parties. There's merch to prove it.

[Felipe Esparza]

He's the gayest one here.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's literally not true.

[Annie Letterman]

You're the gayest one here.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're the gayest one here. You paint your nails.

[Annie Letterman]

Remember you kissed me.

[Big J. Okerson]

We did make out.

[Annie Letterman]

You made out with me.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, no, I. You look.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, I went and that was the truth. That was the fun.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh my God. Did we. Oh, one time. One time when Annie was on Legion of Skanks. You remember? This is like the first time she was ever on the show and maybe the last time for like six years. It was at the Kumia Studios and we had a sponsorship with Fleshlight. Fleshlight. And Jay held the flesh.

[Annie Letterman]

Hang on. And I don't think crowd's familiar with a Fleshlight is they know what a flashlight is. Shaped like a flashlight, but it's got a fake vagina on the front of it. And you put your wiener in it.

[Big J. Okerson]

So Jay held it and I put my dick in it. And we were trying to decide who was gay or if he jerked it or if I fucked it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I also love how Jay was like playing truth or dare with boys.

[Annie Letterman]

Is gay, by the way. That wasn't a dare. That was a bit.

[Felipe Esparza]

Lewis was making eye contact with me.

[Big J. Okerson]

The whole time I was trying to come.

[Felipe Esparza]

And I never did again.

[Annie Letterman]

He was holding the back of my neck.

[Felipe Esparza]

You. You explaining breaking down what a flesh head is to your audience. Like you have no clue who your people.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, they didn't know what they're here for.

[Felipe Esparza]

Know what it is?

[Annie Letterman]

You knew what a Fleshlight was before that. Great description.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I didn't.

[Felipe Esparza]

Don't try to seem cool in front of your girlfriend.

[Annie Letterman]

I didn't know. I don't even heard of that. Fantastic.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh my God.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm saying Annie cuz I. I think it would have said jerking off.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's psychotic. It's either Big J, he would have Said every.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everybody. Every dude was jerking off. If it was all guys.

[Big J. Okerson]

Kevin was very quiet. This.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Listen, I've jerked off in a room full of my friends. It was not a dare. It was. We found porn. And that was the only thing you could do.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's what you did.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You don't need. You don't need to dare me. I'll do that right now. Out of this room and we can jerk off.

[Big J. Okerson]

Three or four of you go back to back to back to back. You don't look at each other.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? No. We'd go in the. We'd find corners.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Did you get a dog?

[Louis J. Gomez]

And if there.

[Big J. Okerson]

And if there's five of you, one of you just sits in the middle.

[Louis J. Gomez]

One guy got the bed. It was in there.

[Annie Letterman]

Same room as friends before, when I was young. But it wasn't truth or dare based.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's not are you garbage. It's are you coming?

[Big J. Okerson]

I. I have a feeling it's Kevin, but I'm still going to vote Big J. I feel like he threw my name out.

[Felipe Esparza]

Jake's being weird.

[Big J. Okerson]

He is being weird. He is weird.

[Felipe Esparza]

He's acting.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're right, Annie.

[Annie Letterman]

As right now, you guys are all weird.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But didn't. Okay.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, you can't change it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's locked in.

[Felipe Esparza]

Once it's locked in, you are acting weird.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Very weird.

[Annie Letterman]

Stop it.

[Felipe Esparza]

Alex.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hit us.

[Alex]

That story belonged to the very weird Big J. O.C.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes.

[Felipe Esparza]

I knew it.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

The minute.

[Felipe Esparza]

The minute I started looking at his quietness.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jay, I'll tell you right now, you've gotten better at the game. Your acting is getting really good.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, it's not. He just went.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? Me?

[Annie Letterman]

Who? This guy.

[Felipe Esparza]

I knew it was you so fast.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I'm gonna have to make a comeback.

[Annie Letterman]

It was. We used to go hang at a. At a weird pool, like all ages pool hall in San Gertie when I moved there. No, it was a pool. It was a weird pool hall. And my friends were there a lot more than I was there and.

[Big J. Okerson]

How old were you?

[Annie Letterman]

17.

[Big J. Okerson]

What?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's way too old.

[Felipe Esparza]

He's like, no, we were little boys when we were driving off together.

[Annie Letterman]

You're not hearing the full story yet.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, please.

[Annie Letterman]

We were at this pool hall and this girl who worked there, they used to have rack girls who would come around, just rack the balls. And she. And she came over and she liked a friend of mine, Mike, this kid Mikey. She liked him a lot. And so her, me and one other of our friends went back to my house, which was my mother's house, by the way. Everyone was asleep, though. And we went in there and we started playing truth or dare. Probably my suggestion. And the girl that liked my friend, she was only this one girl and three dudes. My friend just wasn't interested in her, but she was aggressively wanted to fuck him. So in the truth, I was like, hey, you know, it'd be fun. I told her. I was like, hey, this'll get him going. Hey, everyone should just start, like, fucking whacking off in the room at the same time. And then everyone did. And then I finished. And then it was like, I think you guys gotta go. My parents are gonna get up. I had immediate empty balls. Like, this is a bad idea.

[Felipe Esparza]

Wow.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

And where is that girl now?

[Big J. Okerson]

Right here on Storybooks. It was Annie Letterman the whole time. It was both their stories.

[Annie Letterman]

My guess would be still be racking pool balls in South Jersey would be my best guess.

[Big J. Okerson]

Alex, where are our points?

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, I did all right there.

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm pissed.

[Alex]

All right. On the scoreboard, with one point, Felipe Esparza.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yay.

[Alex]

Tied with two points each, Kevin Ryan, Annie Letterman, and Louis J. Gomez.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm catching up, baby boy.

[Alex]

And in the lead with five points, Big Jay Okerson.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, I'm usually not that inspired to play the game very well, but for this week, I want to take home the Woman's Book of Creativity by c. Diane Ely, PhD. More than just a self help guide, the book serves as a call to action for women to reclaim their innate creative power. Ely argues that societal conditioning has stifled women's ability to express themselves fully and offers practical exercises designed to help break through these barriers. Through a blend of psychological insight and personal reflection, she provides a roadmap for women looking to tap into their artistic and innovative potential.

[Felipe Esparza]

I love that you're just dragging. You're just dragging this woman into your world. You're just making this woman be a.

[Annie Letterman]

Part of your show.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I heard that book on Audible. I think RSK.

[Annie Letterman]

Stifled.

[Felipe Esparza]

You're a good reader.

[Annie Letterman]

Thank you.

[Felipe Esparza]

That was so shocking.

[Big J. Okerson]

It is so easy to impress Annie.

[Felipe Esparza]

It is. I'm like, you can read?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, my God.

[Annie Letterman]

A girl from Philly. You can read. What? Hey, real quick, let's talk about one of our awesome sponsors over here, Story wars, and that is Turtle beach headphones, everyone. Turtle Beach.com TurtleBeach.com as it's not just headphones. They have all kind of things for your gaming needs. I gave the headphones their new. What's the. You know what? They're called the Stealth.

[Big J. Okerson]

The Stealth seven hundreds.

[Annie Letterman]

Seven hundreds. I gave those to all the gamers in my family and believe it or not, my family's riddled with nerds and they were far more impressed than I thought they were going to be very excited. This is a big company, an incredible.

[Big J. Okerson]

Company and incredible product. The Cell 700 headphones. Not only do they sound great, the microphone is awesome on them. Most of the time when you're using a gaming headset, the microphone sounds like shit. These sound like radio quality. I use them on the road when we podcast. I bring the self 7 hundreds. They have a bunch of great products. If you go to their website, turtlebeach.com, you can check out their entire line of products. Also with the headsets, they have 80 hour battery life, so you're never going to need to charge them.

[Annie Letterman]

You hear that nerds? More time to jack off with your friends.

[Big J. Okerson]

So right now go to turtlebeach.comwarz with a Z. That's turtlebeach.comwarz. that's going to give you 10% off your entire order at Turtle Beach. Get all of your gaming hardware right at one place. Turtlebeach.com wars all right, where were we? Alex? Story number three.

[Alex]

Story number three. My friends and I invented a game where we would walk around the mall trying to look as shady as possible. When security would follow us, we would run and make them chase us.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, we all just want to say a 5050 Felipe or Lewis.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, really? I was thinking Kevin Ryan.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, I was thinking most likely to be kicked out of a mall.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This seems I was going Annie or Lewis. If I'm being.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, I can see this easily being Annie.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I'm being kicked out of the country, but not malls.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sure. I mean I was banned from my. I was banned from my mall. I told you. Because I faked masturbation in another episode of Story Wars.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, no, the story from another episode, Story wars, where you jerked off at the mall.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, I didn't jerk off in the mall. I feigned. I pretended to jerk off. Yeah, into my friends mouths.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, until the case is settled.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then security came and they kicked us out and I was banned from that mall. So that's my story about being kicked out of a mall.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, but this could have happened before you jacked off at a mall.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, I guess it also could have been another mall. This doesn't say banned from the mall. You're right.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I think it was Jay, man. He was kicked out of Hot Topics.

[Felipe Esparza]

Never.

[Annie Letterman]

You Think as a fat little kid my plan was let's get someone to chase us and get away. I would be the guy would be the friend they wouldn't tell that story to. So they would catch me and they could all get away. What are we doing? What are we doing? Why are we getting is already chasing us?

[Big J. Okerson]

I think that this could easily be in any Letterman story.

[Annie Letterman]

It could be.

[Felipe Esparza]

Or is it a Lewis story?

[Annie Letterman]

It very much could be.

[Big J. Okerson]

I would say that if it was my story. Huh. There we go.

[Felipe Esparza]

You would, wouldn't you? Is it Lewis? It feels like also would be hanging out at malls.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I did hang out a lot of shout out to Oxford.

[Big J. Okerson]

We all grew up in the suburbs. Right?

[Annie Letterman]

No.

[Felipe Esparza]

This could be another Felipe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They were already chasing.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I was already shady. I didn't have to pretend.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. Trying to look as shady as possible.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's what a white woman would do.

[Big J. Okerson]

That is true.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Because there's no way the security guard's gonna look at Annie walking through shady Willow Grove Mall.

[Felipe Esparza]

At the Willow Grove Mall.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes, Exactly. Yes. I was right. I knew what mall you went.

[Big J. Okerson]

And he was wearing a big spy coat and a hat.

[Felipe Esparza]

A fake mustache.

[Annie Letterman]

I think I.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's either Annie or Kevin. God damn it. I keep on thinking it's Kevin and it's not Kevin.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's Kevin.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I vow to tell the truth this whole entire show. Or do I? It's not me.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm gonna go. Annie. I feel like that's the chick story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's you. It's for Annie. It's for sure you.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

By the way, he has his hat right now. I think it's him.

[Felipe Esparza]

Right?

[Annie Letterman]

Maybe.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Did you hear that?

[Felipe Esparza]

Or is Louis getting excited that we're not picking him?

[Annie Letterman]

Also, you're late in the game. Guesses have been fantastic. It could be Lewis.

[Felipe Esparza]

It could be like it's.

[Big J. Okerson]

I feel like it's so obviously Annie. But that's okay.

[Felipe Esparza]

He's smiling when he says it because he's lying.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's a fun show.

[Annie Letterman]

Now she's pretending. Now she's pretending to do the thing she did to me. To you. Because it's her.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

There's no malls in New York.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Right?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. There we. Anyway, hold on. I already voted. But where did you grow up, Annie? Like, was it Philly? Philly? Or was there like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No.

[Felipe Esparza]

I went to the Will Grove Mall. He called my mom.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was a rich mall. Will Grove Mall out of Bloomingdale's in it.

[Annie Letterman]

That's where I got arrested in Bloomies. You.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's either. I don't know, Lewis is really cracking under pressure, if I'm being honest. Yeah, you are.

[Big J. Okerson]

Dude, now I think it's Kevin. God damn it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're crying.

[Big J. Okerson]

Vote for me. I don't give a. I'm letting you know you know my story about getting kicked out of the mall.

[Annie Letterman]

One of yours. This isn't a story. But getting kicked out of.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's very defensive. The story. Lewis, you've been thrown out of multiple balls.

[Annie Letterman]

But it's also not the. He's not saying I can kick that of a. This doesn't get kicked out.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, you're right.

[Felipe Esparza]

Kevin or Louis. I'm going with it's not me.

[Annie Letterman]

Okay?

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not me. Remember when I said he's, like, holding his breath?

[Felipe Esparza]

You're not even breathing, Annie.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're such a. Like, literally, it's so. Obviously, Annie is crazy. Look at her face.

[Annie Letterman]

She's gonna pee. She pees when she lies.

[Big J. Okerson]

Who'd you vote for?

[Annie Letterman]

Annie.

[Big J. Okerson]

Good guess.

[Annie Letterman]

I know you, right?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis, I gotta get Lois. I think it is Lewis.

[Annie Letterman]

You showed your ass too early. You.

[Big J. Okerson]

How did I show my ass?

[Annie Letterman]

Wait, hang on. We should do this.

[Big J. Okerson]

Everyone voted.

[Annie Letterman]

This is such a difficult one. Too late. No, no. Not to change the answer. We do an audience.

[Felipe Esparza]

Yes.

[Annie Letterman]

What does the audience say?

[Big J. Okerson]

Audience poll. Sure, audience.

[Annie Letterman]

Who thinks it's Kevin? By applause. Who thinks it's Kevin?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Turncoats. All of you.

[Annie Letterman]

Who thinks? Felipe. Damn crickets. When you said you were already shady, everyone was, like, true.

[Felipe Esparza]

It would be an epic win, though, if you.

[Annie Letterman]

Who thinks it's Annie? Who thinks it's me? Yeah. No chasing. I really won with that. Who thinks it's Louis?

[Big J. Okerson]

These people are just more passionate. More people thought it was Annie.

[Annie Letterman]

They did. More people do think it was Annie. All right, Alex, the answers are all in.

[Felipe Esparza]

Wow.

[Alex]

You guys, that story belongs to Louis J.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Go.

[Felipe Esparza]

But thank you. I'm honored. You thought that was my story. That's beauty.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, we. And by the way, I did get. Actually, the reason I kept on saying that was because I actually did get banned from the mall. And it was a different mall. This was the Palisade Center. The other one was the Nanuet Mall.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

And what we. We weren't even doing. We were just bored. We would walk around, and then security would start following us because we look shady. Then we'd act more shady, and we, like, pretend to be hiding stuff in our coats. And then eventually, security, they were also just like. They were like 19 year olds. They were, like, two years older than us. They would just Start chasing us full speed through the mall. We would just run and we'd fucking run up the escalators, down the escalators until they caught us. And we were like, we don't have anything. What are you gonna do? They're like, we're going to ban you from the mall for this game. And I was banned from that.

[Felipe Esparza]

They're like, we're going to call your dad. And you're like, try it.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Try it. If you're up there instead.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay, Alex, where. Where are points at?

[Alex]

All right on the scoreboard with one point, Felipe Esparza.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Damn.

[Alex]

Tied with four points each.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I don't know nobody.

[Alex]

Kevin Ryan, Annie Letterman, and Luis J. Gomez in the lead.

[Annie Letterman]

Felipe, this is how you lost all that money on those Hong Kong ponies?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah, man.

[Alex]

In the lead with five points. Big J on still hanging.

[Annie Letterman]

Still hanging.

[Big J. Okerson]

This crowd. This crowd stinks.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Double or a double or nothing where I could just guess the name without hearing a story and get 10 points.

[Annie Letterman]

Just a blind guess.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Fat ass one. Huh?

[Annie Letterman]

Just a blind guess.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

A blind guess for 10 points.

[Annie Letterman]

Alex, story number four.

[Alex]

Story number four. My buddy Albert and I used to get kicked out of bars for getting into champion level slap fights with each other.

[Big J. Okerson]

Annie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Huh?

[Felipe Esparza]

Albert's Mexican.

[Annie Letterman]

Is Albert Mexican?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Alberto.

[Big J. Okerson]

Alberto Berto.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

My brother name is Albert.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not really. It's not really. Big J. That's. This is. I mean, Lewis does this actively in the streets still now.

[Big J. Okerson]

Why you want to go?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, Lewis is an active.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Who do I look like? Albert?

[Big J. Okerson]

We would all do this. We would all slap fight with each other.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's gotta be. I think it's Lewis again.

[Big J. Okerson]

It could be, yeah.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Is it like a boxing slap fight or. You stand there, you get slapped.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm assuming it's where you. Okay. Try to tag each other.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Well, definitely Jay, because he used to be like a bouncer and so.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, no, but I was. I used to wrestle.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Pet booze.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jay wasn't a bouncer. Strippers around and then.

[Annie Letterman]

And then we'd bounce if there was a problem.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

So you're like the driver of the stripper?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Oh, I hate that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's how he met Annie.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

When you're looking up for the chicks and a newspaper and it says, no driver, and the driver shows up.

[Annie Letterman]

Goddamn right. I was that driver. And I was aware of your dissatisfaction with me being there.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I left the driver on time outside the porch, bro. With a dog.

[Annie Letterman]

Now I had to go stand in there and pretend I had a weapon. I didn't have this. I Think, Felipe, when that whole little tirade to throw me off the scent.

[Big J. Okerson]

It is a very Latino thing to be fucking just.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah, we do a lot of. A lot of grabbassing in the kitchen, man. Like humping each other's ass just to be fun.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, but look at Kevin's tiny mouth smile. Trying to hold back how excited he is. That all has come off of him. And he started staring at Felipe.

[Big J. Okerson]

This is also a Philly garbage thing to do.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Stop talking shit on the great city of Philadelphia.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I know they're slapping each other, pretending they're Rocky, but I don't know if.

[Annie Letterman]

Kevin's a slap fight guy. I don't know if there's a guy named Albert in Philadelphia.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There's not an Albert in my circle for sure. I can guarantee you that.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

There's Conway's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's that?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Mostly guys named Conway.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I did shout out to Conway. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Did you slap fight when you were a kid?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I'm a. Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

You don't seem like my only problem, I would say.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm kidding. Watch your mouth.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's the problem here. I feel like Latinos. We would do. We would just regularly slap fight each other. It was the thing. Me and all my.

[Annie Letterman]

It always.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You don't have to convince us. You slap fight your friends always.

[Big J. Okerson]

It would always start off as a slap fight and then it would devolve into a real fist fight.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

When we're born, they don't slap our asses. We get into a slap fight.

[Louis J. Gomez]

How long have you known Albert for?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

About 15 years.

[Felipe Esparza]

I just can't. I can't tell if it's Felipe or. You're trying to like, try to put.

[Big J. Okerson]

It on me again, Annie, I would have made fun.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, I was right.

[Annie Letterman]

You were right, right. She was.

[Felipe Esparza]

You're not acting as weird though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Annie, what are you putting down?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I think it's Annie, cuz she's a real tough girl and I could see her hanging out with a guy named Albert and they around and. And slap each other, flattering me with all the things.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, maybe God, getting slapped.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

She loves being slapped. Gay need to go, hey, you champion level slap.

[Annie Letterman]

But this also sounds like this could have been Felipe's. Like your. How. What do you have to do to get into a gang? Gang? You got gang initiation or something? I kind of get into the Locos.

[Big J. Okerson]

Los Lobos.

[Annie Letterman]

Locos, Pantalones. It's the only two words I know in Spanish. Crazy pants.

[Big J. Okerson]

I was referencing short circuit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think it's Lewis.

[Felipe Esparza]

That would be Lewis.

[Annie Letterman]

I Wouldn't know. I feel like I would have known about Lewis having a friend named Albert. But I also will say that I smoke enough pot that I may have met Albert several times.

[Big J. Okerson]

Albert has actually sold you weed?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm gonna go Felipe too, just because.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I gotta ride with Lewis.

[Big J. Okerson]

Felipe's story, the fact that he's choosing Annie is crazy. Felipe's trying to lose the game.

[Annie Letterman]

Alex, tell us what I think we already know.

[Alex]

That story belongs to Annie Leto.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

No.

[Big J. Okerson]

Fuck.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yay. All the way from the back with one fucking point. He's back. Give me the book.

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, I would see him. I don't my glasses off. We'd be so wasted. I was gonna say in college, but I didn't want to tip it off because none of you guys went to college.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

But I knew Albert was gay.

[Felipe Esparza]

They used to kick us out. He was not gay.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You're the cool dude, right? Well, I guess friend zone Albert, huh?

[Louis J. Gomez]

He was slapping chicks. He was awesome.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, Albert's my idol.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, the security guards would always be like, please leave. Stop doing this. Like, come on, it's fun.

[Annie Letterman]

Everything rules. That's batshit.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Will they slap it like this?

[Big J. Okerson]

Damn, that's her. Who would win the slap fights?

[Felipe Esparza]

We just would slap it out. There was no. Everyone won.

[Annie Letterman]

We were just laughing.

[Felipe Esparza]

We were crying, laughing. We were wasted.

[Annie Letterman]

That sounds.

[Felipe Esparza]

We were wasted.

[Big J. Okerson]

What a cool chick.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Annie.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Jaeger bombs.

[Felipe Esparza]

Yeah, I don't know if that makes me a pick me girl, but I love to be slapped. It was just one more waste. You don't feel anything when you're drunk. It was just like, it stings. It doesn't hurt. After like two minutes, you're fine.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wow, that is wild.

[Annie Letterman]

You are a bad.

[Big J. Okerson]

I can't believe that Felipe got the points on that.

[Annie Letterman]

I can't. You lit the last thing before Alex said, Annie, you went. Felipe doesn't even give a about this game. Upset he goes. Take the game seriously, Felipe, or don't play.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I knew it was her right away.

[Annie Letterman]

He said the exact story before she told it.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I knew her right away because, you know, like you, when you have a friend as a girl, you want her to be like, this hot and this funny. You want to slap her around too.

[Felipe Esparza]

They call me a triple.

[Annie Letterman]

Why are you so hot and funny?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Third wheel hanging out with you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Where are our points at?

[Alex]

All right, everyone. On the scoreboard with three points, Felipe Esparza. I'm back tied with four points each. Kevin Ryan and Lewis J. Gomez.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Damn.

[Alex]

Seven points with five points. Big J Okerson. And in the lead with seven points, Annie Letterman.

[Felipe Esparza]

You did pick the right girl to be on a panel with all guys.

[Annie Letterman]

Damn. No one saw that.

[Big J. Okerson]

These two girls are so sad that they're at this show. It's hilarious. Every time I look them, they're like.

[Annie Letterman]

If you want, I think in an hour there's a really bad stand up show happening upstairs.

[Felipe Esparza]

There's a really good one down here, but it's sold out.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie and friends, we're at halftime of the game.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

So we go around, we do plugs now. Plug time, everybody. Kevin Ryan, what are you plugging? Special.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The new special are you garbage special on the YouTube channel. The Route 66 special. We're very proud of it. Very cool. Also though, our tour starts. I don't know when this comes out, but this week the Back on the Block tour. All Tickets available at ryougarbage.com yeah, Felipe.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

What's up people? This Friday I'll be performing at the town hall at 8 o'clock and I have a brand new special directed by my wife in the back over there. Raging fool on Netflix. Go watch it. Thanks.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hell yeah.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Thanks for having me, Andy.

[Felipe Esparza]

You can go. I'm on tour. I'm going everywhere. I can't. I have no Internet so I can't get you specific dates. But I'm going to be in Philly. I'm going to be in Alaska. I'm going to be all. I'm going everywhere. I'm going to be everywhere. So I probably be coming to your place.

[Annie Letterman]

So last like a day too, right?

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm going to be there for one. I'm popping in and out. But yeah, so you go to Annie Letterman.com shows. I have my podcast Annie Wood Every Thursday on YouTube and follow me on Instagram.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

And also my tits are actually online so that's true. Got leaked.

[Big J. Okerson]

If you subscribe to Gas Digital you can see your tits anytime. She's on one of our shows.

[Felipe Esparza]

I actually would do a deal with. I would do a deal with you you for that.

[Annie Letterman]

I. Well, you can catch me on the big J Okerson's Peter North American tour. Coming on a city near Peter north.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Is a porn star. If you don't know if you know.

[Annie Letterman]

You know if you get it, you get it.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You got it.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm all over the place. Magoobies this weekend. Tulsa, Oklahoma. Coming up, I'm doing a bunch of arenas with Shane Gillis. My good friend Shane Gillis. Look for that. My new special available right now on YouTube. First part of my two part crowd work special them they available right now on YouTube. Big J Okerson, of course. Listen to the bonfire five days a week faction talk series XM103 with me and the great Robert Kelly and of course the legendary legion of skanks right here on the gas digital network.

[Big J. Okerson]

Come see me on tour, guys. The Bring 5 Friends tour coming to a city near you coming up. Well, actually, I should say next week we're doing story wars in New Jersey at the dojo of comedy. We have a very special presentation to story wars next Thursday night at 8:00. Dojo of comedy, Morse Plains, New Jersey. But then I'm in Sanford, Connecticut at the New York comedy club. I got South Bend, Indiana coming up. I got Raleigh, North Carolina coming up. I'm going all over Ontario, Canada and I just booked a little European tour with Amsterdam, Dublin, Manchester, London and glasgow. Go to louisofskangs.com I'm going to be on the road literally every weekend until I film my next Special which is July 12th in Tampa, Florida. So get those tickets.

[Felipe Esparza]

I want to see a vlog of Lewis in London, please.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Hell yeah. Are you doing Rotterdam too?

[Big J. Okerson]

No, just Amsterdam.

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, also guys, I'm filming my special April 2nd that weekend in la Jolla. So come to that.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sick.

[Annie Letterman]

Nice.

[Big J. Okerson]

Very cool. Very cool. And also guys, if you love this show, we do an uncensored version of the show that's only available@gas digital.com there's also the entire on demand library for this show and also the other shows that we have on the network. There's thousands of episodes uncensored, ad free, all in one place. Use the promo code war. Save a buck fifty a month. It's a premium membership. It's the number one way to support uncensored comedy.

[Annie Letterman]

Absolutely true. Now. Thank you. We've reached our final four stories and what we do to mix things up because we worry sometimes people are way behind in the game. Felipe, you only have three points. Yeah, it's starting to look dire, which.

[Big J. Okerson]

By the way, I don't know if you know this Felipe. Last time he was here he won. He is a story warrior.

[Annie Letterman]

He's an fact the story.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah, I was down like this much last time. I won at the big comeback.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, we know no one's ever out of the game here because our final four stories, we go double points.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

No double point.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. So whereas before, if you guessed correctly, you got two points. If you fooled someone, you got one point. Now that goes double points.

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, my God.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

What's up, bro. Hell, yeah. Thank you.

[Felipe Esparza]

You can read and you're good at math. Oh, my God. Christine, watch out. I'm coming for him.

[Annie Letterman]

Felipe, just so you know, as a previous winner, I don't know if we had to work this out beforehand. You have full capabilities of saying the term and getting that reaction from the crowd.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Double points. Double points.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Double points. Z point. Ishi.

[Big J. Okerson]

Ishii. All right.

[Felipe Esparza]

They're still so unimpressed. I love it.

[Big J. Okerson]

These bitches hate this show.

[Felipe Esparza]

Well, that's their favorite book you're mocking. I'm here for you, bitches. I'm here for you.

[Annie Letterman]

No one's mocking the book. One of the book's greatest strengths is its holistic approach to creativity. Ely expands the definition of creativity beyond traditional artistic pursuits, framing it as a way of thinking and problem solving that can enhance all aspects of life, whether in the workplace, in relationships, or in personal growth. She emphasizes that creativity is a force that can be nurtured and cultivated. Her writing is a warm and engaging making complex ideas feel accessible and deeply personal. It's a big deal, folks, so it's not for nothing.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right, let's take a quick moment and thank yocratum.com for supporting today's show. How much we love yo kratom. Marquis sponsors for all things at the Gas Digital Network. Genuinely incredible company that supports all of the amazing comedians that you guys know and love. If you guys are in the market for Kratom, we're not saying start a new Kratom habit. That would be irresponsible. We're saying if you're in the market for kratom, go to yorcratum.com because they truly have the best deal in kratom.

[Annie Letterman]

$60 kilos. Can you beat that? And you also rarely get to buy anything in kilo form, and they send it right to your fucking house. High quality, lab tested. Go right now to yocratum.com and check it out for yourself.

[Big J. Okerson]

And if you don't know what a kilo is, it's 2.2 pounds of kratom. That seems like a lifetime supply, but not if you're a Kratom addict.

[Annie Letterman]

No. Go to yo kratom.com right now. All right, where were we? Alex? Story number six. Five. Five.

[Alex]

Story number five. I once spent over $500 on a crane game trying to win a Teletubby.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Kevin right away, man, it feels like Kevin trying to get out of the friend zone.

[Felipe Esparza]

It feels like.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Oh, man, I don't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Know why that got so mean. So Quick, but I like it. You can't get any.

[Annie Letterman]

This kid over here, I'll say that. Felipe or Louis. At $30, you're busting into the fucking thing. You figure how to tilt it over or something. You're not. You're not gonna keep.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I would have put my baby in. They go get it.

[Felipe Esparza]

Was he trying to win it for a female Canadian?

[Annie Letterman]

I didn't.

[Big J. Okerson]

Or an underage girl?

[Felipe Esparza]

Kevin.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

This also looks something you would do in a lot of cocaine, man.

[Felipe Esparza]

But Jay.

[Big J. Okerson]

I did have a debilitating coke problem.

[Felipe Esparza]

Jay would do this. He'd be trying to get it for his daughter or girl.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's not.500.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That could have been the big gift. That could have been the big gift to your daughter. Like. Like in Con Airy when he goes back for the teddy bear.

[Annie Letterman]

Also, Teletubbies wasn't in my daughter's time. I don't think I'm giving a $500.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

That could be. Also J, man. Like the first time you're like, you did a one nighter, you made $500.

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, yeah. Bonus.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

So you're trying to impress like one of the waitresses.

[Annie Letterman]

For sure. Felipe's throwing barbs. Me and Kevin.

[Felipe Esparza]

Everyone's catching weird too.

[Big J. Okerson]

Felipe is just telling his own personal experience. By the way, Teletubbies was definitely in your daughter's timeline. She's 22 years old. Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

It wasn't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What year was it?

[Annie Letterman]

Teletubbies was like the late 90s.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

It was 1998. I was there. To the right. Iron Maiden.

[Felipe Esparza]

It is gambly. It's gambling.

[Annie Letterman]

The one time that I stayed, when I. The first time I ever went over to London was to a Teletubbies house. Yes. Yes. All my life I stayed with a comedian named John Simmit. It. He was the green Teletubby.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Oh, Teletubbies is that London show. Oh, my God.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, don't.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

That's a creepy ass show, bro. Don't play a little, son.

[Annie Letterman]

All right.

[Felipe Esparza]

Don't ask.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Baby son.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's betting on Chinese horses, this guy?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, he's good, but he's not that good.

[Felipe Esparza]

I do think that's good on a Teletubby.

[Big J. Okerson]

I could see this being Kevin Ryan. He. He makes money. Are you garbage? Is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wait, this was recent?

[Big J. Okerson]

I thought it was recent. I think you were trying to get more.

[Louis J. Gomez]

More swag for the time Teletubbies was out. You think I'm doing this now?

[Annie Letterman]

I'm getting that. Tell it, Toby. I don't give a.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Buy the green. What do you?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I want to see a little good content.

[Annie Letterman]

If you're filming something on the road.

[Felipe Esparza]

There'S no Teletubbies in it.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I want to see Annie imitate Felipe Esparza again, man.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, I once spin over.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I didn't move like that.

[Big J. Okerson]

What the.

[Annie Letterman]

I believe Felipe and call this racist, please. Had a child in every generation of child television shows. So for that reason and that reason alone, I'm going Teletub. He also said, traveling, baby daddy.

[Felipe Esparza]

But Jay's being weird.

[Annie Letterman]

Sure.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sure.

[Big J. Okerson]

I like when you call Jay weird. I feel like there's something to it. He's being a little weird. Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

I like when you point at me and call me weird.

[Felipe Esparza]

Yeah, keep going.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, I'm so weird.

[Felipe Esparza]

Such a tiny dick. Ew.

[Annie Letterman]

Tell me how much you hate it.

[Big J. Okerson]

This one is really hard. I have no idea who this is.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's not you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nope.

[Felipe Esparza]

That's how I feel.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, it's not Lewis.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

It's definitely not.

[Felipe Esparza]

He was barking on the streets trying to get people to come to a comedy show. That is true, but really? Like, you didn't have 500? No, Jay's very. You're stupid with my. But Jay. I feel like this would be, like, too impressive, though.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jay started making money five years ago.

[Felipe Esparza]

Yeah, I know.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

It can't be Louise. Too cool, man. For that.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thank you, Felipe.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

No way.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He was jerking off in a mall. He wasn't that cool. What, do you listen to the show? Nah. Lewis is awesome.

[Annie Letterman]

This guy parties.

[Felipe Esparza]

But eventually it's gotta be Kevin.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Hell yeah, man. We're wearing wristbands and.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? I'm telling the truth. It was not me.

[Felipe Esparza]

But he's gonna say that he had.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

A crocus tour jacket.

[Annie Letterman]

This also could have been a young, slutty Annie. Like, in a.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's what I was.

[Annie Letterman]

Wandering off from her parents in a Pizza Hut and just being sexy and just. Yeah, dad, give me more cash. Yeah, Daddy, I want that Teletubby.

[Felipe Esparza]

Can I use my clothing allowance for the Teletubby?

[Big J. Okerson]

Felipe's throwing it at everybody. He also specifically has a gambling problem. He was just drunk. He thought he was gambling on another horse race.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was gambling on the moon. Dude.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Can't be Annie because $500, man. You could spend that on good ass hair.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think it.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's true.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's either. And you, Felipe, I'm.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm gone, Fe.

[Annie Letterman]

Wait, is that not real hair?

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, come on.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm naive.

[Felipe Esparza]

I look like Lewis. If I don't have my hair on, I'm Naive. Nice.

[Big J. Okerson]

It sucks. If a girl's got extensions and she tries to give you a head. You feel all the weird metal in her hair.

[Felipe Esparza]

I don't let you guys touch my head when I give head.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, come on.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's hands free. I want you guys. I have you tied up. I have you tied up.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. I want to touch on those robot parts. Make me feel like ex machina.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's like. It's like Pinhead from Hellraiser. You're like, oh, my God.

[Annie Letterman]

Ow. Ow. You have cool.

[Felipe Esparza]

We love your dumb bald head between our legs.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're goddamn right you do. Just you see.

[Felipe Esparza]

You see all your mistakes reflecting back at you.

[Annie Letterman]

Louis Tus has a funny mirror of. Of you just going.

[Felipe Esparza]

You got to watch yourself get eaten out by him. You're like, oh, no.

[Big J. Okerson]

Shut up.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Shut up.

[Big J. Okerson]

You shut up.

[Annie Letterman]

Over watching yourself getting eaten up by Lewis in his own head.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Your reflection is saying, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Kevin Ryan votes Felipe, and you're the last to vote.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I never had a part. I've never had fun.

[Felipe Esparza]

He just. The way he was like, that's what a Teletubby is. Is like, so right.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

Annie with the sun. And then he knew everything about it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Although Jay. Jay did hang out with a Teletubby.

[Annie Letterman]

I did hang out with the closest.

[Felipe Esparza]

You were like, I'm gonna stay on your couch, but I'm gonna win you this Teletubby. I just don't.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, I was trying to win his heart. That would be great wording.

[Felipe Esparza]

You're acting weird, but Felipe is the only one that had money. You're acting, but Felipe's the only one that had money when Teletubbies were true.

[Annie Letterman]

It's true.

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm gonna go. Felipe.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I was old. A lot of child support, too.

[Felipe Esparza]

I really wanna that a lot.

[Big J. Okerson]

A lot on food.

[Annie Letterman]

I don't know if you recall, he had a child for every generation of Nickelodeon show.

[Felipe Esparza]

But you're acting so weird.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, God. I'm gonna fail. It is Jay. No.

[Annie Letterman]

Nope. All the answers are in Alex.

[Alex]

That story belongs to Kevin Ryan.

[Felipe Esparza]

You promised not to lie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

How is it I lied, bitches?

[Annie Letterman]

Felipe, you're a silent assassin, dude. He always gives an answer. It was like he just. Look, he just arbitrarily wrote you because everyone's gonna start guessing.

[Felipe Esparza]

I've never seen someone figure out what something is and then have every single detail about the show. Felipe's like, there was a son. It was produced by Felipe.

[Annie Letterman]

Did you cheat? I don't know how you can even cheat. This Game.

[Big J. Okerson]

Kevin, Kevin, when was this? Was this recent?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no, it was not recent.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay?

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? That's insane. It was when books. It was when Teletubbies was hot. And we found a purse on the wild wool boardwalk.

[Annie Letterman]

So I, I did.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

It was my mom's purse.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was a purse. And listen, I'm a good guy. If I find, if I find money, I'm going to try to return it. But there was nothing. There was no cards in there. It was just a bunch of twenties and it might have been like 800 bucks. And my. I like, I found it. I like gave it to my mom when I was like 12 years old and she was like, all right, well, I think she gave me half. It was like 500.

[Annie Letterman]

Your mom went in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Your mom didn't think times were tough? Yo, I get you a single mom. My dad left.

[Annie Letterman]

I understand that my mom may have done that. She wouldn't have made me the accomplice in it. All right, kiddo.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So she, we went to like the cop station or whatever and was like, hey, listen, I found this. I found this, this purse with like 900 in or whatever. And she went to return it. And then they were like, I will hold on to it. And it's wild. You can't trust anybody. So I was like, no, if somebody, I'm not just handing over this like 18 year old kid $900, I'll hold on. You let me know if anybody comes and asks for it. They didn't. I got half, went to the crane machine. And I do, I do peg myself as a. No. That came out weird. I do, I do. I consider myself a very good crane guy. And it's what I learned. I learned this was. This is the money.

[Annie Letterman]

That's the 2A Days of Crane training.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And they were like, Everybody's like, it's ungettable. The guys that worked in the arcade are like, dude, it's rigged. You can't get it. I'm like, oh, I'll get it. I didn't get it.

[Felipe Esparza]

No.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Oh, man.

[Felipe Esparza]

I like the idea of you just putting her purse back and there's no money, but just a Teletubby toy in there.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

It.

[Annie Letterman]

Did you get close?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. You could get them up. But the. Yeah, these things are rigged. I don't know if you've seen.

[Annie Letterman]

They're too heavy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They're too heavy for the crane.

[Annie Letterman]

The crane's got.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I thought I was better than the game, dude.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

How old were you?

[Louis J. Gomez]

11, 12, whatever. 10, 400.

[Annie Letterman]

Wow. That's what you Want to do with the money?

[Felipe Esparza]

Lots with that money.

[Annie Letterman]

You know what? I don't know if you were a fat kid, but if I found in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

My JIY on a boardwalk, I would.

[Annie Letterman]

Have been like walking home with three pizza boxes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh my God.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I would have bought a. Five magazines of jugs.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes, I would have bought one.

[Big J. Okerson]

I would have bought one Teletubby toy and then had $400 left over.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Listen, why are we at. I would have the financial decisions of a 12 year old.

[Annie Letterman]

I would have went to those jerk offs. Is it possible to get the thing and you go, I bet it's possible. If I break you off 75 bucks right now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You go in there, I get one every color.

[Annie Letterman]

You go there and get it for me. You open it up and get it. And they would have.

[Felipe Esparza]

Louis is like, I would get it. I would take it to a group of my guy friends. We'd all jerk off.

[Annie Letterman]

Absolutely. Ookie tubby.

[Big J. Okerson]

I jerk off to the crane. It's fucking on the tip.

[Annie Letterman]

It really is. That's how Louis whacked me off in a professional basketball game I did once.

[Big J. Okerson]

That'll be a different story. Wars.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You go through a porno for that called amputees.

[Annie Letterman]

Shout out.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Shout out to porno. Like if you want to watch somebody with a claw, it's ampute T6 on Alex.

[Big J. Okerson]

Where are our points at after five?

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was a big round for me.

[Big J. Okerson]

That was a huge round for.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was double points too.

[Felipe Esparza]

Yeah, I'm mad on the scoreboard.

[Alex]

Just in last place. In last place with four points, Lewis J. Gomez.

[Felipe Esparza]

Huh? Why did you go jerk off to this?

[Alex]

In third place with five points, Big J Okerson. Tied for second place with seven points each, Annie Letterman and Felipe Esparza.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Alex]

And in the lead with 10 points, Kevin Ryan.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's go. You. Even though half of you don't want to be here, it looks like play.

[Big J. Okerson]

The game where it really is anybody's game.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Still though they come back. Double point shout out. I said it, but they gave it to me because I'm killing right now.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's insane. Mike. That's Mike.

[Annie Letterman]

No.

[Big J. Okerson]

Let me tell you something.

[Annie Letterman]

Slap yourself five times.

[Big J. Okerson]

I swear to God we're docking your pay on this episode.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is it because he gave me the double points?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Alex]

We'll mute it and post.

[Big J. Okerson]

You better mute.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You better not mute that in post. We'll mute that in post. I'm going to report the episode.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thank you. Pissed.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If I don't get that, I'm going to be upset.

[Felipe Esparza]

Don't worry. He's taking him to Jamaica. It's fine.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Are we still double points?

[Felipe Esparza]

Double.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Oh. Oh, the sleep.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Guys, that was double points. This game's rigged. This is like that Teletubby all over.

[Annie Letterman]

Thank God. G. Mike's been using Duolingo. Duolingo, everybody.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

There's my pointing.

[Annie Letterman]

The problem is Mike doesn't know a lot of languages, so he's just assuming it's always.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right, let's go to story number six.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Deuce Point.

[Alex]

Story number six. As a kid, I had a coach who smoked PCP before the game. He went berserk during the game and ran around naked onto the field.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's Annie for sure.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was like a softball game. Some dude from Jenkintown on crack.

[Annie Letterman]

I'll tell you what. Men who coach young girl sports are prone to this kind of behavior.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's what I'm saying.

[Big J. Okerson]

And why does it say the game like they would name the game if it wasn't a girls game?

[Felipe Esparza]

I never played a girl. I was on the boys baseball team. Not that this is me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, it's got to be Annie.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's Kevin.

[Louis J. Gomez]

As a fact. I didn't play sports.

[Felipe Esparza]

I think they would fuck with us. Yes, you did. You definitely played sports.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Go on. I was trying to win Teletubbies. What are you talking about?

[Big J. Okerson]

I played. I played no sports as a kid. I played every sport for exactly one day of practice. And then I quit.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I play soccer on Tuesday and Thursdays.

[Felipe Esparza]

But, yeah, this is a Felipe story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's Annie. It's Annie for sure.

[Felipe Esparza]

But I. There.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

There is a lot of pieces. Epidemic in Philadelphia.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's like Northeast Philly. Some guy.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Annie, you're being weird.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Forgot about that. Big time Water.

[Annie Letterman]

I feel like you're being weird right now.

[Felipe Esparza]

Jay. Did you play some sports?

[Annie Letterman]

Yes, but I will.

[Big J. Okerson]

Obviously.

[Annie Letterman]

My most exp. Clearly.

[Felipe Esparza]

But we would hear all of your stories. There's a comma in the right place. So I'm like, who? That rules out a few.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Also. Who says berserk?

[Felipe Esparza]

Berserk.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's Annie. Says berserker.

[Annie Letterman]

I. My first guessness was we would say.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He went nuts and he says berserk. My guess was she went to college. Get her. All right, guys, it's me.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

It has to be somebody in Philadelphia. Only because I know that there's a lot of good ass PCP over there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sure.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Because my friend will tell me, bro, what are you on? Because we. I would have a friend back in the day on. On MySpace. And I was looking for Coke. And I would post. Anybody watching Scarface right now? Three in the morning. And my friend would be walking. Bro. All we have is PC Water. He was. He'll call it water or angel dust.

[Felipe Esparza]

Wet.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

And he lives in. For the. No. He lives in Valley Forge.

[Felipe Esparza]

Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Valley for. That's right by. She grew up very close to Valley Forge.

[Annie Letterman]

Wow.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

He's right.

[Felipe Esparza]

Do you see how he's being more chatty than he usually is?

[Louis J. Gomez]

What are you talking about? I'm not chatty. You're chatty. I'm on pcp. Shut the up. You know. Let's see them titties. Pull them up.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. I mean, I. I feel like this is very obvious. Obviously. Annie. The fact that they omitted the type of game, you know, tells me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Annie Letterman]

But that could be done to make sure that, you know, it's like this.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, I guess you're right. Because I said football. But Annie also. Annie slapped the. Out of her friend Albert. So there's really a football team for that. There's no rhyme or reason to any of this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No. Is this football or. She's doing the cool.

[Annie Letterman]

I don't know. She did get excited to act.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just a woman with a smaller brain. That's what you're doing.

[Annie Letterman]

She thought about that for longer than she had to.

[Felipe Esparza]

Read your story.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I don't have my glasses.

[Felipe Esparza]

You would say berserk. That's right. Yes. I'll say berserk. But you would say berserk.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've never said first of all.

[Felipe Esparza]

Bozos.

[Louis J. Gomez]

First of all. I had to look. I didn't even know it was spelled that way. I would have spelled it with a Z For sure.

[Annie Letterman]

I would have went Z. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's berserk with a Z.

[Big J. Okerson]

The vote is for you went to college.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where'd you go to college?

[Big J. Okerson]

College.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Annie.

[Felipe Esparza]

What?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where'd you go? Berserk University. Where'd you go?

[Big J. Okerson]

Bu.

[Felipe Esparza]

I went to the College of Santa Fe in New Mexico. It's went out of business. So.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Go out of business.

[Felipe Esparza]

Exactly.

[Annie Letterman]

But that's where you fell in love with Santa Fe.

[Felipe Esparza]

And I do love Santa Fe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Kevin. Jay. Felipe. You have three people down. That's her.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well.

[Felipe Esparza]

Because I don't think it's Lewis because he's not acting weird. And then. But Jay could be getting away with this.

[Annie Letterman]

There was a Looking to see. She's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She's. She's gonna hold out until I lock in. That's what I did to you.

[Annie Letterman]

Idiot. A coach of an opposing team on a softball team. I was on Had a heart attack on the field. That was pretty dope.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm locked. Annie.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie's last to guess, which makes me think it is not her. And you guys might be, it's Felipe or Kevin.

[Big J. Okerson]

I still think she's acting for the drama, too. She's a woman. She's dramatic.

[Annie Letterman]

Is this for your real.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's just. They would put Kevin twice to with us.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yes.

[Annie Letterman]

No, it's completely random.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's completely random. They could put Kevin.

[Annie Letterman]

It could be three in a row.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Like a wild card.

[Felipe Esparza]

But he has cracky stories. He has so many cracky stories. But what? His dad. He did not take him to a game.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He did not play. Did you play? I mean, I'm already locked in.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. No reason. No need to help Annie.

[Felipe Esparza]

It's Kevin.

[Annie Letterman]

All right?

[Alex]

That story belongs to Felipe Sparza.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah, man. I was like. I was like 10 years old. And my coach, Bulldog, and the other coach, Larry, I was in a dugout. I was a sub. And Larry started smoking pcp. I didn't know what he was doing. And then he took all his clothes off right in front of me. And for the first time, I saw Mandy.

[Felipe Esparza]

It was baseball.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Little League, bro. Little league. And he just ran around the whole field, butt naked, his dick slapping everywhere. And. And there was no therapy. And nobody called the cops. They just put a blanket over him and they gave him, like, a burrito or a soda. Nobody. Nobody would call the cops. All the kids were like this. He was like, really? Both naked, like, running around, masturbating around the field.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wow.

[Felipe Esparza]

Interesting.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Wow. That's why I like Coke.

[Big J. Okerson]

Alex, where are points at?

[Annie Letterman]

All right, that was shaking it up.

[Alex]

Shaking it up on the scoreboard. In last place, with four points, Louis J. Gomez.

[Big J. Okerson]

Here. I'm getting my dick kicked in here. You're booing. Last place. What is your problem?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm here to win.

[Alex]

In fourth place, with seven points, Annie Letterman.

[Felipe Esparza]

Supposed to win things.

[Alex]

In third place, with nine points, Big J. Oakerson, you, Jay Shake Up. In second place, with 10 points, Kevin Ryan. And in the lead with 13 points, Felipe Esparza.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Double points.

[Annie Letterman]

They're slipping over there.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Damn. Damn.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right, let's take a quick moment to thank Mando for supporting today's show.

[Annie Letterman]

Thank you, Mando.

[Big J. Okerson]

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[Annie Letterman]

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[Big J. Okerson]

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[Annie Letterman]

So go to shopmando.com wars right now to get that 40% off offer with the starter pack right now, shopmando.com wars.

[Big J. Okerson]

And make sure you use that code wars when you're there. That lets them know that we sent you. All right, where were we? Let's go to story number seven.

[Alex]

Story number seven. In the fifth grade, I told my best friend that I was invited to the Nintendo World Championships. It was a lie that I held onto for the rest of our relationship.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Kevin. Right away.

[Annie Letterman]

Kevin, how old are you?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You bought a Nintendo?

[Louis J. Gomez]

How old am I? 21.

[Big J. Okerson]

Pretty cool, dude.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just hanging out. I am 38 years old.

[Big J. Okerson]

Fifth grade, Nintendo.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, you're how old? I thought you said 48. I was like, oh my God, I'm 38.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay, Jay, don't take this the wrong way. You are a liar.

[Felipe Esparza]

You're such a liar. And you're a lot. You're a long game liar and you're getting quiet.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, yeah, you could all vote for me.

[Big J. Okerson]

Wait, hold on. Kevin, you're 38. When did. When was Nintendo around?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Nintendo 64.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm not helping you with that. I don't have.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, that's a great point as well.

[Louis J. Gomez]

92.

[Annie Letterman]

I am thinking Nintendo.

[Big J. Okerson]

I was thinking Nintendo Entertainment System.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What is this?

[Annie Letterman]

Well, there was a couple Nintendo's kept coming out.

[Felipe Esparza]

So I have a question. Did you ever get the two of the Nintendo gloves and then cut the fingers off of them?

[Annie Letterman]

Oh man, I should have double power gloves. Oh, Would have been the dopest.

[Felipe Esparza]

Oh, my God, that Fred Savage movie was so good.

[Annie Letterman]

The Wizard.

[Felipe Esparza]

Grand Wizard. We love that movie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

In fifth grade, I did tell my best. No, I'm kidding. I. I gotta go. Lewis. I'm going Lewis.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay. Go me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why'd you take it so personal?

[Annie Letterman]

It could be. It could be.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What the.

[Alex]

Felipe, is that your guest?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I mean, how old are you?

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, yeah, that is.

[Alex]

That's your guest from last round.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Oh, yeah, it was.

[Annie Letterman]

Okay, you know what? You know what? I'm gonna go Lewis on this one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm going Big J.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Right away.

[Big J. Okerson]

I got nervous every time. This is what Big J does every time. He votes first. When it's him, it's a goddamn fact. And Big J is also somebody. When he was younger, he was a fat kid who would lie to all of his friends about cool things that he had.

[Annie Letterman]

Just girls. Never ever. About Nintendo Championship.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It just says your best friend and you would have been friends.

[Annie Letterman]

He's trying to bully you. All right, now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't trust either.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jay's doing reverse psychology right now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You could. You could both be doing it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Jay's a gaslighter. Ask his girlfriend.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's made up.

[Big J. Okerson]

Or it could be Kevin. I gotta be honest with you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hi, guys.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

For sure. He would say that Nintendo 64 that was out when I was banging, banging.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

If it would have been me, it would have been like the. How old are you, Kaliko? Championship.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, fifth grade.

[Felipe Esparza]

Felipe. To keep a lie a long time.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's either Lewis or Jay.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Atari 64 champion right here, bro.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're 41.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Barnyard gross.

[Annie Letterman]

Yick.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Charles Grody.

[Big J. Okerson]

You saw that old Jesus, Jay.

[Annie Letterman]

I'll tell you what.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jay or Lewis. And they got. One of them got real defensive.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm starting to worry that this is Annie.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, I. I don't care anymore because my votes in. But Jay is now trying to get people to change their votes, which is also a tell.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, but you're doing the same thing by that.

[Big J. Okerson]

I guess that's also true.

[Annie Letterman]

Ah, you guys are really gonna give. Well, I don't care. You know, I don't care. Losing last place done matter.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know. Now Jay's acting, man weird.

[Annie Letterman]

You can vote for me. It doesn't matter.

[Big J. Okerson]

Is Jay acting weird right now?

[Felipe Esparza]

I can't tell which one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You are both acting like a guy I've never met.

[Big J. Okerson]

We're both holding your microphones like this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So weird.

[Felipe Esparza]

You're both liars is the problem.

[Big J. Okerson]

This is also True.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jay, look at me.

[Big J. Okerson]

I was in a lot when I was a kid, though. I became a liar later in life.

[Annie Letterman]

I don't. Fifth grade means nothing to me, you know? I mean, I don't have any age on that or anything.

[Felipe Esparza]

I don't even know if Lewis got.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's what a guy lying. I don't even know what the.

[Big J. Okerson]

Does that even mean?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I think.

[Annie Letterman]

I don't know. I was definitely in the time of Nintendo. I don't know what grade I was in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was about fifth grade. How old are you?

[Annie Letterman]

47.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know, but it sounds about fifth grade. I've had one too many high dudes. Quick.

[Felipe Esparza]

I think it's Jay.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I think he lies a little kid. Like those little big light, like, yeah, my dad knows karate.

[Felipe Esparza]

And you're still doing those.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

My dad beat up five black people by himself. You know, those type of lives.

[Annie Letterman]

I hope it's not Lewis.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Now I have an uncle who's tall, you know?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is it you?

[Annie Letterman]

No.

[Felipe Esparza]

Is it Kevin?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I. No. I. I already told.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

No. He had money, man.

[Big J. Okerson]

He was maybe Kevin just acting for no reason.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You don't seem excited.

[Big J. Okerson]

Who's in first place right now?

[Felipe Esparza]

Leis does seem excited. Like, he got away with it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Felipe's in first grade. First grade. First place.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Fifth grade.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's on PCP right now. I don't know. I'm gonna. My initial gut was Lewis, please.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're a fool.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I hate that. My friends are one of my friends.

[Felipe Esparza]

Now he looks guilty. You're a fool with a weird grin.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, you're an idiot.

[Annie Letterman]

Choice.

[Big J. Okerson]

Bad choice. It's definitely Big J, you idiot.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, you can tell. Okay, if it's Felipe.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Hard, right?

[Alex]

Alex, that story belongs to Lewis J. Gomez.

[Big J. Okerson]

I told my best friend Kevin Armor. I was like, yeah, dude, I got invited to the Nintendo World Championships because I. I speed. I didn't say speedrun, because that's what it's called. But I was like, I got through Mario, the original Mario Brothers game with the highest score ever. I also said I had the highest score ever. And I said. I said that. I. I said that I videotaped it on, like, a video camera, which I didn't even have a video camera. And I submitted the tape. And then, I mean, up until maybe high school, I kept this lie going until we stopped being friends.

[Felipe Esparza]

Can I tell you that he knew you were lying, but your dad had passed away, and he was just trying to be nice.

[Annie Letterman]

He was just being cool to you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So my dad was there and everything the Kids like, All right.

[Felipe Esparza]

My dad filmed.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Was sick.

[Big J. Okerson]

God damn it. Damn you, Jay. And damn you, Kevin.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Double points. Damn it.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Double points.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I had to.

[Annie Letterman]

I.

[Felipe Esparza]

Dude, I'm feeling.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I tasted it one time, and it was so cool. I'm gonna try to trick him again.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's delightful. Alex, where our points at?

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm so mad.

[Alex]

All right, everyone on the scoreboard. In last place with seven points, Annie Letterman.

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm livid. I'm mad.

[Alex]

In third.

[Felipe Esparza]

At least I'm a seven.

[Alex]

In third place, with eight points, Lewis J. Gomez tied for second place with 13 points each, big J. Oakerson and Felipe Esparza.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Damn. Wow.

[Alex]

And in the lead with 14 points, Kevin Ryan.

[Big J. Okerson]

Kevin Ryan in the lead with 14 points.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Go.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Double points it is.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie, you're not out.

[Felipe Esparza]

I'm mad.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, you're not out, Annie. Anybody can win still, okay? It's still anybody's games.

[Felipe Esparza]

Guys.

[Annie Letterman]

No, don't get upset.

[Felipe Esparza]

No, it's okay.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You're gonna have to call Albert.

[Annie Letterman]

Come on. Boo. Albert, you're gonna j.

[Big J. Okerson]

Look at your vagina again.

[Annie Letterman]

If you want to look at your. You can look at your me. Alex, story number eight.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is this the last story?

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Oh, no. Double points.

[Alex]

Story number eight. I was once led into the locker room at the baseball stadium with a bunch of people with Tourette's. There were more n words shouted in that room than there are in the actual mlb.

[Felipe Esparza]

I mean, I feel like it sounds like a Kevin cadence.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Somebody tried. Whoever did it made it a bit.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, I feel I tried that hard. It's Annie's first time on the show. She would be hanging out with people with Tourette's, and I feel like she would also get invited into a baseball stadium locker room. Also thing that you do with a chick.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie's all about the bit. That last line's a home run. She's workshopping it for her routines.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a home run. No pun intended.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie Letterman.

[Big J. Okerson]

Annie knows what our audience likes. She loves they love n words, and she's trying to play to the audience right now.

[Felipe Esparza]

I feel like if it were my story, though, I would just write it out if I was trying to pander to your audience.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's true.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Maybe he did and the producers.

[Felipe Esparza]

Don't try to do this to me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? It's for sure you.

[Felipe Esparza]

No way.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis has never been to a baseball stadium locker room.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah, but he could have lied to get in there.

[Annie Letterman]

He would have. He would have no interest.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Bad words in Spanish.

[Annie Letterman]

Lewis would have no interest in going into the Stadium.

[Felipe Esparza]

I think Felipe could get invited because he's.

[Big J. Okerson]

True.

[Felipe Esparza]

But, Kevin, this just feels like you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I did meet the Philly fanatic one time out of uniform.

[Annie Letterman]

Pretty big deal.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Pretty big deal.

[Annie Letterman]

What do you look like?

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? Just a guy. He was on a quad. It could have not been him. I don't know.

[Felipe Esparza]

He was awesome.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He just said, I'm the building.

[Annie Letterman]

I was like, any mascot could do that. Dude, I'm the Phoenix Suns gorilla. Shut up, dude.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I had a buddy who used to lie and say he was the kicker for the Philadelphia Soul. He would clean up Philadelphia.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

All right. My vote is for Annie. It's a baseball gear and a bucket of chicken.

[Annie Letterman]

Annie Wood.

[Felipe Esparza]

I think it's Kevin.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, that's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? She's just being my.

[Annie Letterman]

To me, it was between Annie and Felipe.

[Felipe Esparza]

He would be invited in.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes, absolutely.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Like, they have a stuttering problem.

[Annie Letterman]

And the Dodgers love Hispanic celebrity.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Yeah. During Venezuela days, you know, Kevin, mix it up.

[Annie Letterman]

Just go for Felipe. I'm pretty sure it's him.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's trying to win the game.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Who wasn't? I one point ahead of somebody.

[Annie Letterman]

You're winning right now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but by one point.

[Big J. Okerson]

But, yeah, he's one point ahead of Felipe and Jay. It's really anybody's game right now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, so I could hedge my bet.

[Annie Letterman]

Sure. If you want to try to figure out right now. Go ahead, Kevin. Try to figure that math out in your head.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a bunch of high noons.

[Annie Letterman]

But in formulas. High noon divided by high noon times parentheses. High noon plus high noon.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I want to go any two. You guys wouldn't write a bit. You guys wouldn't make a joke in the thing.

[Big J. Okerson]

I take that game very seriously.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

You don't know. I might throw one in there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

See, now you're in my head, which makes you say, it's not you, Annie. He's getting there. He needs water. His mouth parts from lion.

[Annie Letterman]

This could very much be Felipe. If I didn't say Annie, I would have said Felipe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm gonna go Annie. Let's bet. Let's. Let's run a bat the cycle on Annie.

[Big J. Okerson]

Did you. Did your hand fall asleep? What is.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. Is that her signature?

[Louis J. Gomez]

You guys get it? It's.

[Felipe Esparza]

Did you see my. Too exactly like it.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

He wrote it. He wrote it in Tourette's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's close enough. Maybe not.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, Kevin is drunk.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Kevin is not drunk.

[Annie Letterman]

Kevin.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Kevin is heavily buzzed saying that while.

[Annie Letterman]

You'Re missing the thing a lot was perfect timing.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Kevin.

[Annie Letterman]

Kevin's. You're crazy.

[Big J. Okerson]

Alex, all of our answers are in.

[Alex]

The final story belongs to Annie Letter.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

It's gonna be a time.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sorry.

[Felipe Esparza]

I just think in jokes, if nobody.

[Big J. Okerson]

Guessed you, you would have won the game.

[Felipe Esparza]

What's that?

[Big J. Okerson]

Nobody guessed you, you would have won.

[Felipe Esparza]

I know, but you all started so fast. My twin brother is Tourette, so my mom got us invited. Jim Eisenreich, one of the Phillies, had Tourette's.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

So we got to go into the locker room, and we. My brother blinked. He didn't scream the N word, but we were just in a room with a bunch of people just triggering each other, just calling Jim the N word and, like, screaming at him. It was the craziest. We're like, seven. It was insane. But that's my story.

[Big J. Okerson]

Great story. Great game. Let's see who was the winner.

[Felipe Esparza]

Officially, I'm the winner because I wrote a joke and you guys were like, it had to be Annie, so I feel like the winner.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, that is the moral victory.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Was it the N word with a, A or R ending?

[Felipe Esparza]

It was R. Okay. Yeah.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Was a focus on the G's.

[Felipe Esparza]

It was. We. You heard it on a lot of different variations. There were different races. It was. It was wild.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

But we're like, what? Like, will they. Okay.

[Annie Letterman]

I think I've done the math. Pretty sure I know who won this, and it's annoying. I really see a boy who's about to be so excited to read about women's.

[Big J. Okerson]

Let's see, Alex. What is. What is our score?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let me know when I can hit it.

[Alex]

Our final scores.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Double points. No. Okay.

[Alex]

In last place, with seven points, Annie Letterman.

[Felipe Esparza]

So annoying.

[Annie Letterman]

But first, in joke writing, it was.

[Felipe Esparza]

Hard, though, too, because I'm a. I had to make all my things genderless.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Felipe Esparza]

And I'm such a girl. Everything's about dragons and period blood down the street. Every store was like. And then I, period, blooded all over this.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Hilarious. I didn't think about that the last time I was here. All the other stories were about snow in California.

[Felipe Esparza]

Yeah. You got to make sure.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

I had to remember one snow trip I had.

[Alex]

Alex Good with 12 points. Luis J. Gomez.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thank you. Thank you. I had a great showing.

[Alex]

Tied for second place with 17 points each. Big J Okerson and Felipe Esparza, making your winner tonight with 18 points, Kevin Ryan.

[Big J. Okerson]

We have a new story, Warrior.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Good. Hell, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

We have a brand new story Warrior. And now, Kevin, you know what?

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

You can do double points.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm not going to do double point.

[Annie Letterman]

With that power comes responsibility. With that power comes double boys.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Man, it's better than the first time.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, my God. Kevin. You get to take home the Woman's book of Creativity by C. Dianne Ely. The New York Times proclaims her masterfully blending of psychology and self discovery offers women the key to unlock their creative potential. Publishers Weekly says a must read for any woman who has ever doubted her creative abilities. Woo hoo. Elie's wisdom is both empowering and deeply practical. Congratulations, Kevin Ryan.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Congratulations.

[Annie Letterman]

Our newest story warrior.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Gas Digital Network Announcer]

Hell yeah, man.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just an honor to be nominated. You guys sign in for me.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everyone's gonna go down and master you.

[Annie Letterman]

You get to take that right home from the story Awards library. Thank you so much. One more time for all of our contestants. Annie Letterman. Felipe Espar is a raging fool. Available right now on Netflix. The great Kevin Ryan. The AYG Special, Route 66. Available right now on YouTube. For the story warriors, I'm Big J Okerson.

[Big J. Okerson]

I am Louis J. Gomez.

[Annie Letterman]

We'll catch you next time.

[Big J. Okerson]

Good night.