Podcast Summary: Story Warz Episode 033 – Aaron Berg, Na'im Ali, & Rich Vos | Dirty
Release Date: March 21, 2025
Introduction and Setup
In Episode 033 of Story Warz, hosted by the GaS Digital Network, comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Lewis J. Gomez welcome listeners to a live recording at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City. They introduce themselves as the Story Warriors and set the stage for an engaging and hilariously competitive episode centered around “dirty” stories.
Introducing the Guests
The hosts introduce the episode's contestants with vibrant enthusiasm:
- Aaron Berg – Known from "Frantic at the Stand" and popular across YouTube.
- Na'im Ali – A familiar voice from the "Durag and Deer Tag" podcast.
- Rich Vos – New Jersey’s own, recognized from the "My Wife Hates Me" podcast and his latest comedy special, "30 Minutes with Rich Voss".
Gameplay Mechanics
Story Warz is a game of deceptive storytelling where each panelist submits multiple stories on a given subject—in this episode, “Dirty Jersey”. The producer, Alex, reads these stories randomly. If a story belongs to a panelist, that person attempts to deceive others by presenting it as someone else’s. Conversely, if the story is from someone else, the panelists must guess its true owner. Points are awarded for correct guesses and successfully deceiving others.
Round Highlights
Round 1: Story #1 ([09:57] - [13:19])
Story: A story about dry heaving after sex due to a woman's smell.
- Big Jay Oakerson muses, "This does sound like a Jewish story." ([10:09])
- Lewis J. Gomez immediately suspects it’s Rich Vos, leading to laughter and playful accusations.
- Rich Vos reacts humorously, highlighting the comedic tension.
Notable Quote:
- Big Jay Oakerson: "If this is Naim or Lewis, I'd be blown away. This is me, Berg or Voss for sure." ([10:09])
Round 2: Story #2 ([20:18] - [32:46])
Story: A booger in a kiss leads to realizing it’s in the mouth.
- The panel debates racial stereotypes, with Lewis expressing discomfort: "If a girl's got a booger in her nose or a piece of toilet paper in her ass, my dick gets soft right away." ([23:07])
- Na'im Ali vehemently denies the accusation, leading to humorous back-and-forths about personal hygiene and racial nuances.
Notable Quote:
- Naim Ali: "We don't deal with no boogers. Boogies." ([25:37])
Round 3: Story #3 ([31:35] - [43:04])
Story: A childhood bully destroys a Penthouse magazine by throwing it into a mud pit, prompting a heroic rescue.
- Lewis J. Gomez shares a nostalgic yet exaggerated tale involving community efforts and personal heroism.
- The panel engages in playful skepticism, questioning the authenticity and consistency of the story.
Notable Quote:
- Lewis J. Gomez: "They throw away the only book I know how to read." ([32:34])
Round 4: Story #4 ([44:17] - [73:04])
Story: Pissing out straight blood at age 11, leading to misinterpretations about health and personal struggles.
- Big Jay Oakerson and Lewis suspect Rich Vos, emphasizing his comedic style and past experiences.
- Na'im Ali eventually reveals his personal experience, adding depth and authenticity to the storytelling.
Notable Quote:
- Naim Ali: "I thought I had AIDS, but I wasn't even yet." ([107:37])
Round 5: Story #5 ([73:04] - [100:21])
Story: Attempting to sell a bag of actual grass for money to fund drugs, which turns out to be a failed scam.
- Accusations fly between hosts, with Lewis targeting Rich Vos for his gritty narrative style.
- The panel dissects the authenticity, debating motives and past behaviors to identify the true storyteller.
Notable Quote:
- Lewis J. Gomez: "This is a crazy Aaron Berg." ([74:07])
Round 6: Story #6 ([100:21] - [110:54])
Story: Bringing a homeless girl home, fearing she has AIDS, but learning her secret was a non-threatening issue.
- Rich Vos narrates a tale blending fear, deception, and relief, showcasing his storytelling prowess.
- The panel finalizes their guesses, leading to significant point shifts.
Notable Quote:
- Rich Vos: "I wear this with honor." ([110:50])
Round 7: Story #7 ([112:00] onwards)
Story: Taking a girl to a roadside motel, deceiving her about availability, and managing the aftermath.
- Sticky accusations point towards Rich Vos as the likely author, given the nature of the story.
- The competitive edge heightens as points skyrocket, especially for Rich Vos.
Notable Quote:
- Lewis J. Gomez: "This is some dirt ball." ([96:12])
Scoring Progression
Throughout the game, Rich Vos consistently outshines his competitors, leveraging both accurate guesses and effective deception. His strategic moves in the latter rounds secure him a commanding lead, ultimately culminating in an impressive 22 points, making him the undisputed Story Warrior of the episode.
Winner Announcement and Conclusion
As the final points tally, Rich Vos emerges victorious with 22 points, narrowly surpassing Big Jay Oakerson and Aaron Berg, both tied at 10 points, and Lewis J. Gomez at 11 points. His dominant performance secures him the prize: "The Magician's Lie" by Greer McAllister.
Notable Quote:
- Rich Vos: "To say, I'm a storyteller. And let me tell you something. I wear this with honor." ([110:50])
The episode wraps up with high-energy banter, endorsements for upcoming shows, and humorous reflections on the intense gameplay. The camaraderie and competitive spirit among the panelists underscore the entertaining dynamic that Story Warz is celebrated for.
This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of Episode 033, highlighting the competitive storytelling, humorous exchanges, and the triumphant rise of Rich Vos as the standout Story Warrior. Listeners who haven't tuned in will find this overview both informative and engaging, capturing the key moments and vibrant interactions that define the episode.