046. Steve Rannazzisi, Lev Fer, & Xia Anderson | The Internet

Summary

Podcast Summary: Story Warz Episode 046 – "Steve Rannazzisi, Lev Fer, & Xia Anderson | The Internet"

Release Date: June 20, 2025

Introduction

In Episode 046 of Story Warz: A Game of Deceptive Storytelling, hosted by GaS Digital Network, comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez welcome three esteemed guests—Steve Rannazzisi, Lev Fur, and Zia Anderson—to compete in a humorous and insightful battle of stories revolving around the theme "The Internet." Filmed live at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City, the episode promises a mix of wit, deception, and comedic exchanges.

Contestants

• Steve Rannazzisi: Known for his role in FX's The League, Steve brings his comedic flair and prior experience to the game.
• Lev Fur: The co-host of the podcast Cockfight and a familiar name in comedy circles, Lev is eager to showcase his storytelling prowess.
• Zia Anderson: A multifaceted personality with a podcast on GaS Digital and a presence on OnlyFans, Zia adds a unique dynamic to the panel.

Game Rules

The game involves each contestant submitting two to five personal stories based on the episode's subject—in this case, "The Internet." The producer, Alex, reads out these stories anonymously. Contestants must discern whether the story is theirs or someone else's:

• Fooling Others: Presenting another's story as your own earns one point per fooled contestant.
• Correct Guesses: Identifying the true author of a story correctly earns two points.

Scores are tracked throughout the episode, with the contestant accumulating the most points declared the winner, who receives a special prize from the Story Warz library.

Round Summaries

The game proceeds through eight storytelling rounds, each filled with laughter, strategic guessing, and playful banter.

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Story 1: Midnight Music Messages

Timestamp: [08:24]

Story Summary: A contestant shares how they used Facebook to message their crush with songs at 3 AM to express affection.

Notable Interaction:

• Luis J. Gomez expresses skepticism, stating, “Girls aren't up at 3 in the morning” ([09:16]).
• Steve Rannazzisi humorously counters, “You understand the psychology of this a lot for a guy that didn't do it” ([09:30]).

Outcome: Zia Anderson correctly identifies this story as hers, earning her double points ([15:01]).

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Story 2: Teenage Porn Discovery

Timestamp: [18:07]

Story Summary: A contestant recounts being caught by their family while watching pornography at age 13, leading to a confrontational intervention.

Notable Interaction:

• Zia Anderson shares a personal twist: “I was just looking up free porn, and my parents found out how hypocritical this was” ([24:21]).
• Big J Okerson jokes about the absurdity, “I was 13. Z is a Nazi. It’s Chat GPT, but it speaks in a German accent” ([44:04]).

Outcome: Zia Anderson’s story is confirmed, aligning with her experiences, thus securing her points ([25:44], [26:01]).

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Story 3: Graphic Porn on Roommate’s Computer

Timestamp: [26:19]

Story Summary: A graphic account of getting in trouble for watching explicit content on a significant other's roommate's computer.

Notable Interaction:

• Lev Fur dismisses suspicion on himself with, “I didn't even date anybody” ([29:16]).
• Big J Okerson accuses others playfully: “I did not submit this story” ([33:20]).

Outcome: Big J Okerson confesses to the story, though he initially attempted to deflect ([34:16], [35:13]).

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Story 4: Pre-Arguments with Chat GPT

Timestamp: [38:06]

Story Summary: A contestant describes using Chat GPT to draft preemptive arguments with their significant other.

Notable Interaction:

• Big J Okerson shares his own experience: “Chat GPT is my best friend” ([38:29]).
• Lev Fur teases about Lev's familiarity with technology: “It’s like Terminator starts” ([40:16]).

Outcome: The story is attributed to Lewis J. Gomez, showcasing his strategic use of AI in personal conflicts ([58:11]).

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Story 5: Online Hookup Disappointment

Timestamp: [53:21]

Story Summary: A tale of meeting someone online for a hookup who turned out to be less attractive than expected, leading to a fake orgasm due to discomfort.

Notable Interaction:

• Zia Anderson relates but clarifies, “I do have to be very careful where I open Twitter work stuff” ([31:22]).
• Big J Okerson humorously accuses Lev LoF: “Lev is part of young online hookup culture” ([54:36]).

Outcome: The story is revealed to belong to Lev Fur, highlighting his candidness and humor ([83:10]).

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Story 6: Public Computer Pornography

Timestamp: [63:45]

Story Summary: Using public computers in hotels to watch pornography and memorizing scenes to later masturbate privately.

Notable Interaction:

• Big J Okerson shares a similar embarrassing anecdote: “I'd watch it, then run upstairs and jerk off” ([70:28]).
• Lewis J. Gomez expresses disgust: “Guys, that's gross” ([71:21]).

Outcome: The story is confirmed to be Big J Okerson’s, reflecting his unabashed humor ([84:04]).

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Story 7: Trading Cards and a Pedophile

Timestamp: [72:33]

Story Summary: A shocking account of giving a pedophile one's address in exchange for trading cards.

Notable Interaction:

• Lev Fur contends, “I've never seriously collected cards” ([75:20]).
• Zia Anderson provides context, “My husband does that” ([87:32]).

Outcome: Steve Rannazzisi unveils the story as his own, emphasizing the deceptive depth of the game ([84:40]).

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Story 8: Pranking with Explicit Searches

Timestamp: [81:51]

Story Summary: A humorous yet uncomfortable story about someone pranking by leaving explicit Google searches open on a phone, leading to accidental exposure.

Notable Interaction:

• Big J Okerson jokes about personal embarrassment: “If my girlfriend picks my phone up, I will bite her” ([87:58]).
• Zia Anderson displays vulnerability: “I see so many” ([88:43]).

Outcome: Zia Anderson’s story is confirmed, marking her as the final point earner ([89:08]).

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Highlight Moments

• Lev Fur's Dominance: Throughout the game, Lev consistently leads with strategic guesses and sharp wit. Notable quote upon winning, “[Lev Fur]: I’m winning.” ([89:43]).

• Steve Rannazzisi's Persistence: Despite initial losses, Steve's determination and honesty eventually earn him respect and the audience’s support. “[Steve Ranazizi]: I will, if you want to.” ([29:16]).

• Zia Anderson's First-Time Nerves: As her first appearance on the show, Zia exhibits nervousness but manages to secure her stories effectively. “[Zia Anderson]: I was so nervous. This is my first time.” ([88:14]).

Notable Quotes

• Big J Okerson on Dadication: “[00:01] Big J Okerson: The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him Dae Date for short. [...] That's dadication.”

• Lev Fur on Winning: “[26:10] Lev Fur: Pitching a perfect game so far.”

• Zia Anderson on Her Story: “[24:17] Zia Anderson: I was just searching free porn like that, [...] I just learned how to delete the browser history.”

• Lewis J. Gomez on Chat GPT: “[38:26] Lewis J. Gomez: This is a game changer. This is a game changer to me.”

Conclusion

The episode culminates with Lev Fur emerging as the winner, securing a total of 16 points through his accurate guesses and engaging storytelling. Big J Okerson and Lewis J. Gomez, despite their comedic attempts and strategic plays, fall short, while Steve Rannazzisi and Zia Anderson showcase their unique narratives with varying degrees of success.

In a final exchange, the hosts and contestants reflect on the game's intensity and the camaraderie developed throughout the evening. The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to the guests and a tease of upcoming episodes, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next round of Story Warz.

Final Scores:

1. Lev Fur: 16 points
2. Big J Okerson: 12 points
3. Lewis J. Gomez: 10 points
4. Steve Rannazzisi: 7 points
5. Zia Anderson: 4 points

Winner: Lev Fur with 16 points

Closing Remarks

Lev Fur is welcomed into the Story Warz family, and the hosts thank all contestants for their participation and the audience for their engagement. The episode underscores the entertaining blend of comedy, deception, and personal storytelling that Story Warz is renowned for, ensuring listeners are hooked for future episodes.

Transcript

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What is daddication?

[Big J Okerson]

The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him Dae Date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge. And there's this huge responsibility in making sure that when he's no longer under my wing that he's a good person. I want him to be able to sit back one day and go, we worked together. We did a good job. That's dadication.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Lewis J. Gomez]

Fill her up.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Story wars with.

[Big J Okerson]

The Story Warriors, Big J Okrson and Lewis, Jake Gomez.

[Lev Fur]

What is up, everybody? Welcome to Story Wars. Make some noise in this room, please. On a Sunday night. Thank you. Thank you all.

[Big J Okerson]

We're only starting an hour late.

[Lev Fur]

48 minutes, but it feels like an hour. Sorry, everybody.

[Big J Okerson]

Can I say if one of the stories is I drove illegally five miles on the shoulder of the road to get to Story wars tonight. That was my story.

[Lev Fur]

That one will be you. How many people here familiar with the show Story Wars?

[Big J Okerson]

How many people are not familiar with Story Wars? Boom.

[Lev Fur]

Turn on those people. No. You're gonna enjoy the show very, very much. We're gonna get our esteemed panel of contestants up here and then we will explain the show for the people that are. Oh, yeah. New. Our first contestant coming to the stage, everybody from the show, Cockfight. The co host of Cockfight. You know, the hilarious Lev fur. Everybody. Le.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev. Welcome to Story Wars.

[Steve Ranazizi]

What's up, buddy?

[Big J Okerson]

Good to be here on the show, my friend. Our second competitor for the evening has a brand new podcast right here on the Gas Digital network called True, Dad. She's also a star on Only Fans where she does get naked. Ladies and gentlemen, clap it up for Zia Anderson.

[Zia Anderson]

I've never done this in front of people before. Sweet Jesus.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. We're excited to have you, Zaya.

[Zia Anderson]

Thank you for having me.

[Big J Okerson]

This guy right here, it's so funny. He looked at your tits, and then he realized his girlfriend was sitting next to you, and he's looked down. He just can't look at you now. This guy's reaction was so fucking funny.

[Lev Fur]

God, babe, don't you hate that girl's tits, too? Thank you so much for being here. Our third and final contestant, you know him from the League on fx. How about it for the hilarious Steve Renese?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Renazizi. OG Story Wars.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Hell, yeah, dude. I'm gonna fucking win this time.

[Big J Okerson]

I think you've been on Story wars more than anybody else. Without a victory.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I don't. Dude, no, I mean you.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Maybe four. This is my fourth or fifth time.

[Big J Okerson]

Has he won? No.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Never.

[Big J Okerson]

Once.

[Lev Fur]

Just so you know, I've done 50 some.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, we talked the last time how bad you are, but you've won three or four times. Shockingly low amount of times.

[Lev Fur]

Four times. I come every week. I put.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Dude, are those readers?

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And I didn't know we could.

[Lev Fur]

I ended.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I got readers, too. I should really be wearing them, but I didn't want to be the first gaylord to fucking wear the readers, so. So now I should go get my readers so I can see what I'm doing.

[Lev Fur]

All right, thank you all three, so much for being here. If you're not familiar with the show Story wars, you're a new listener at home. It's a very simple game. All five of us up on this panel, including Lewis and I, have submitted two or three to five stories on one given subject. Tonight's subject, Louis.

[Big J Okerson]

The Internet.

[Lev Fur]

The Internet.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Spooky.

[Big J Okerson]

It's all porn stories.

[Lev Fur]

There's probably gonna be a lot of porn stories.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I didn't even think about that. I did it. I really never thought about that part.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, yeah. All right. Pornography is on the Internet.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

If it is, Alex, our lovely producer, is going to read those stories off one at a time. Eight of them. And if it is your story, you're the only person who knows that. So it is your job to fool everybody. That is not your story. If it is not your story, it's your job to guess whose story it is.

[Big J Okerson]

And for every person you fool, you get one point. Every time you guess a story correctly, you get two points.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

One.

[Big J Okerson]

Once you put your answer on the dry erase board, put it in the slot, take your hand away. That is your final answer. You cannot change it after that. It sounds very confusing, okay? But I'll tell you right now, it's very easy. You guys are going to follow along. You're going to get it, and I'll tell you right now, the game is fun. It's unquestionably the most fun podcast and game you'll ever watch in your entire life and the most fun game you'll ever play. But we're not playing for fun. Jay, let him know what we're playing for.

[Lev Fur]

Every week, our winner goes home with a book from the Story wars library. Tonight, your winner gets a deadly inside scoop by Abby Collette.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's beautiful, dude.

[Lev Fur]

If you're not familiar, Bronwyn Win Cruz has just returned home to Chagrin Falls, Ohio, to take over her family's beloved but struggling ice cream shop, only to.

[Big J Okerson]

Discover Lev really wants his book.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I'm gonna text my girlfriend. Don't hit my wish list yet. Might score tonight.

[Lev Fur]

Wynn only discovers a dead body near the shop on opening day. The victim, a man with ties to her family's past. Can she clear her name and keep her scoop shop from becoming a crime scene fixture? Deadly inside scoop. Dot, dot.

[Big J Okerson]

We're gonna give that away.

[Lev Fur]

I don't think so. I think I'm winning this thing. This is it. Win five.

[Big J Okerson]

It is our job to keep it in the Story wars library. We don't play together, but I do root for Jay.

[Lev Fur]

If I'm not gonna win, you just do that. Because I don't. It's never because you, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

I do feel bad with how bad you are at this game.

[Lev Fur]

I don't know how I'm so bad at the game.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And Jay. Jay's very competitive. He's like a sore loser. He genuinely goes home bummed every week.

[Lev Fur]

It's like a long drive home. I just listen to sad music.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

How many shows could you do a day? Like, you do two shows tonight? Like, could you do three? Or would you be like, it's too much losing in one night, Dude, I can't lose three times in one night.

[Lev Fur]

Every time we do two, I lose two in a row and it feels double. I'm like, what, the four hours of my night?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, he said it's a double. Points of losing.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No way.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Jay's been losing so much. You got performance enhancing readers?

[Lev Fur]

Maybe I'm not seeing the words.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Good idea. That's the best time I've ever heard you read out loud, by the way. That was good.

[Lev Fur]

So without any further ado, this crowd's going to get. Everyone's going to get it. If you're listening at home, you're going to get it. Alex. Without any further ado, story number one.

[Alex]

Story number one. I used to Facebook message my above my league crushes songs that reminded me of them at three in the morning.

[Lev Fur]

That's me.

[Steve Ranazizi]

That's Big JR Result.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow, it does sound like Big J.

[Lev Fur]

That really sounds like me.

[Big J Okerson]

And it's always a Marilyn Manson song.

[Lev Fur]

But, like, a slow, macabre one.

[Zia Anderson]

I want to know if any of them ever responded. Like, I want to know what the responses were to this.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, it wasn't actually me.

[Zia Anderson]

No, no, I know. This is just.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If anyone ever took debate of, like, damn, that song's the Jam and I love you. Yeah, probably not.

[Zia Anderson]

I don't think this ever works.

[Lev Fur]

This isn't a girl move. This is a fucking sappy shit guy move. I don't know. I know. Lewis is a SAP.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Girls aren't up at 3 in the morning.

[Lev Fur]

No, but. I know, But. But then you think about it, because when they wake, first of all, you can't get immediately rejected then. And then when they hear in the morning, they're gonna go, oh, that's what you think. You know what I mean? You don't have to hear them go, like, what is this?

[Steve Ranazizi]

You understand the psychology of this a lot for a guy that didn't do it.

[Lev Fur]

I can't believe this isn't me.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I know.

[Big J Okerson]

So here's the thing. Zia does not like guys that she would consider above her league. Z is the type person that likes ugly dudes. I guarantee it.

[Zia Anderson]

I just like nice guys.

[Big J Okerson]

But I feel bad because your husband's.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he's.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Like, husband.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You're right over there.

[Steve Ranazizi]

What are you doing?

[Zia Anderson]

I just like someone. I have stuff in common with. Music, actually, that's important to me.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Zia Anderson]

If we don't have music in common, there's going to be a problem.

[Big J Okerson]

I agree with that. But I still don't think this is you. Lev is a cocky son of a bitch. He also. He's so delusional that he doesn't think that women are hotter than him, even though he's a fat piece of.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Above my league is not terms I'd use. Even at 315 pounds.

[Lev Fur]

The guy's got a stunning face. No matter what happens to the body.

[Big J Okerson]

He'S a handsome guy. There's a handsome, hot, good Looking, dude.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Lev. Oh, thanks, buddy. You're a professional liar.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, dude, that's. I'm pretty good at it. But not just at these games. I think.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I think this is Jay. But Facebook, though, that's older.

[Lev Fur]

Who? Facebook.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Exactly. That's how I'm doing.

[Lev Fur]

I was. I was MySpace before that. Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I didn't have Facebook till when it was Facebook. 2003.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, probably.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I was engaged.

[Lev Fur]

I think it was Steve.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm definitely. Wasn't me, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Steve is a real deep smirk that he's trying to push away right now. Look at his face. Look at.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What are they talking about, bro?

[Big J Okerson]

See what happens is Steven veins start popping out his head when he's trying to hide his smile. And his face is turning bright red. Right.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I spent the whole day at a baseball field, okay. That's why I'm bright red.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I don't even know if I believe that. It's probably on Facebook all day looking for songs. Son of a. I'm telling you, this is.

[Lev Fur]

To me, this is. I know it's not me. So it's Steve or Lewis. This could be Lewis.

[Zia Anderson]

I was leaning Lewis. I don't know why.

[Lev Fur]

Lewis has been very quiet. More quiet than usual.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I think it's you two. You're both.

[Big J Okerson]

I was the girl he was messaging.

[Lev Fur]

I'm telling you, if you guess me, my mind ain't blown.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I mean, Jay. Here's the thing. Jay also played it very smart. Right away by the first thing he said, he was like, this is me. Which might have been strategy. Very early, coming out swinging with a slick little reverse psychology move.

[Lev Fur]

I should start doing that, but it's just not me.

[Big J Okerson]

That was another reverse psychology move right there. If you're watching it unfold before our very eyes, these glasses are.

[Lev Fur]

I think these glasses are making you think I'm pulling some flim flam that I'm not.

[Alex]

This is hard.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I was thinking Jay, but now I'm thinking Lewis. That was a pretty good karate chopping right there, Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

Look, it could be me. I'll tell you right now.

[Lev Fur]

Side note, as we keep looking at the story, do you see that guy's dong just gripped up in his pants? Holy God.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Hey, move that table, sir. We don't get the dog view over here.

[Lev Fur]

That thing was held pleats on both sides of it.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Those are four way stretch pants, aren't they, sir? Damn, dude, those are really stretched. Are those athleisure wear? Those are.

[Big J Okerson]

This guy really loves tits. And Lev is sitting right there, man. Damn.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Like this back.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Between Z and left.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I'm showing out Zia tonight.

[Zia Anderson]

That's why I wore this bra, because I was like, I need to be able to compete.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I got a sports bra on.

[Lev Fur]

What a fat, soft dick that guy had, dude.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Heavy cat. Heavy weights are in the front row. I like that.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It looks like his balls aren't speaking right now.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Anyway.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. Do you have beta fish in your balls? Keep them separate. Then they flare up real big.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Now I think it's definitely Jay.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's J.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You talked a lot on that one, but I know who I'm going for.

[Lev Fur]

Well, you talk a lot. The guys in my face. I had to bring it up.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, to be fair, it is a podcast.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Do you get extra points if you're the first person up? And you're right.

[Big J Okerson]

Nope.

[Lev Fur]

We can always change roles here.

[Big J Okerson]

That's a good idea.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's a good idea. I just had.

[Big J Okerson]

Whoa, Steve.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, I think that. Or it's Steve.

[Big J Okerson]

Whoa, Zia. Well, I don't think we've ever had all three of the guests vote before.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Zia shouldn't be able to have this in front of her. This board.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

There we go. She's gotta vote. Put it back up, dude.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Should women vote?

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. See it, please. I'm trying to watch this guy bone up.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Big J is musical. I feel like that's his move. Jay's a romantic SAP, and just knowing who he is as a person, this is the vibe that I'm getting.

[Lev Fur]

The only other person that could be besides me or Lewis is Steve. So Steve, by the way, Louis.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, it's not, dude.

[Lev Fur]

I promise he's not Lewis. He started. His face started going. I was like.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Or Steve. Just because you're looking at me.

[Lev Fur]

Ran shop, dude. Steve just ran shop. If it's not.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If it's him, I'm telling you, it's not Steve's.

[Big J Okerson]

You should say. That's the whole game.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I know, but I'm telling. It's not.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, never mind.

[Zia Anderson]

It would be.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Come on, bro. You know it's you.

[Zia Anderson]

It would be.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Why would you. With me now? You already. You already won.

[Big J Okerson]

But Big J is very Big J. I think I. I don't think Big J was pulling a reverse psychology. I think it could be Steve. It's Steve or Big J. That's unquestionable. I'm going. Big J, all in your head.

[Lev Fur]

Is so happy right now. There's no way this.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's not. It's not me, dude. I'm in your fucking head.

[Big J Okerson]

Everybody's in Alex, all of our answers are in.

[Alex]

Wow, you guys, story number one belongs to no Lev Fur.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I think I'm in your heads right now. I came to play.

[Big J Okerson]

Clean house. Well, first story.

[Lev Fur]

Jesus.

[Big J Okerson]

Undefeated left. What is going on here? Who is this? Out of your league.

[Steve Ranazizi]

This is. In high school, I was a fat kid that wore fedoras.

[Lev Fur]

Whoa.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's a power move, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Now. Now you're.

[Lev Fur]

That's confidence, though.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I was.

[Big J Okerson]

So now you're a fat kid that just bores us.

[Steve Ranazizi]

All right, maybe get a guess right, then talk. I thought that'd be funny. You guys were like, you. No, I. So when I was such a fat virgin that I would like girls that, like, I had crushes on, I would be up at like 3am and I'd be like, I'd send them Bob Marley. Is this love to a person I've never talked to in person before? And she'll pick up on this vibe for sure, right? And yeah, I tip my fedora. They did not budge. And that was. It sucks.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's sad.

[Big J Okerson]

Never worked once.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Well, doing that and wearing fedoras in high school. Didn't kiss a girl till 18.

[Zia Anderson]

Very surprised.

[Steve Ranazizi]

So.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Really? But you're very handsome, dude. It didn't help.

[Steve Ranazizi]

All right, that fedora just covered your family.

[Lev Fur]

Like, was your family, like, orthodox, religious or anything at all?

[Steve Ranazizi]

No, no, I was just a loser. I did it on my own.

[Lev Fur]

Well, you are not a loser right now.

[Big J Okerson]

My man Lev is deeply in the lead right now.

[Alex]

Alex all alone on the scoreboard with four points. Le fur.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Let's go.

[Big J Okerson]

Great beginning for Levfer.

[Lev Fur]

Hey, real quick, let's start by one of our awesome sponsors over here at Story wars, everyone. And that is Brunt Workwear. We're very hyped to talk about this. Lewis is wearing them right now.

[Big J Okerson]

I really am. And by the way, we say this, we say this every week, but this week, I really am.

[Lev Fur]

He actually is wearing them.

[Big J Okerson]

How cool are these boots?

[Lev Fur]

That's the Marin six inch soft Tocas. He's a. Those are his ME work boots.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. They look great. They feel great. It's like putting on an old pair of sneakers that are already broken in. Except they're made for a tough job on the job site or just coming and being a story warrior.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, they're absolutely fantastic. They look good, they feel good, and they are very, very affordable. And guess what? They didn't just make a durable work boot. They reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. And for a limited time, Story wars listeners get $10 off. What?

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Lev Fur]

$10 off. By using code WARS at checkout over at bruntworkwear.com br u n t workwear.com use that code WARS and you're all set. After the purchase, they're gonna ask you where you heard about them. Please support the show and let them know the story wars sent you. Again, that's bruntworkware.com code wars at checkout for $10 off. All right, let's get back into it.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex. Story number two.

[Alex]

Story number two. When I was 13, my family staged a confrontational intervention with me because they found out I was looking at porn on the family computer.

[Lev Fur]

My gut. My gut says Zia, that's the up. This is a girl. No one would have an intervention for a boy looking at pornography.

[Zia Anderson]

Well, what if it's, like, a really religious family? Did anybody come from a religious family?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I mean, kind of. You could. If you were, like, looking at porn. Like, if your family computer was in the living room and everyone's having dinner and you're just, like, watching porn aggressively while it'd be like, hey, we got to talk to.

[Big J Okerson]

Mine was in the dining room, and what I would do is it faced out.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So would you have a Dell? I had an old Dell.

[Big J Okerson]

I. Yeah, I think I had a Dell. Yeah, I had a Shitty. Like, a Shitty. And it was facing the dining room, like, so if people walk behind me, they could see what I was looking at. And I. Fudgeing. Swear to God. I just. This is how much we love porn as teenagers. I just risked it every day of my life.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I said, you were like, bam. That's like, one of the questions on whether you're a pervert or not. Like, have you ever. Do you ever have risky, like, sexual things? You're like, yeah, I started when I was 13 years old.

[Lev Fur]

Fuck. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

This, you know, this. This could be any of us. We're all from this generation of, you know, watching porn. Lev's young, though.

[Lev Fur]

No, I had.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev had left when he was at the jerking off. The porn age. Cell phones were already out.

[Zia Anderson]

Yeah, you wouldn't have.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I got. I did get caught one time doing this, but this was not me. And I was, like, 10. And both my older brother and dad covered for me.

[Lev Fur]

Nice. Like, they both.

[Big J Okerson]

They started pulling. They pulled out their dicks like, it's us. Don't worry. No, get in there, love. You're good.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You guys not, like, too old for this to be, like, a story?

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Was. I was 13 in 1989. So unless there was A. Unless Al Gore moved that Internet along.

[Lev Fur]

I dial up Internet in my room, my bedroom, and then. But it did suck when I. Like when Joe deroza was my roommate. And this is still before, like, laptops all available everywhere. We just had a regular computer. And I always remember the worst feeling was like, oh, I think I'm going to jerk off some porn right now. And then Joe would come out of his room and be like, I'm going to watch a Woody Allen movie in the living room, and I'll be, like, successful in comedy. Yeah. I can't even jerk off in my own place.

[Big J Okerson]

Zia, were you watching a lot of porn when you were 13?

[Zia Anderson]

I mean, I found porn when I was 6 under my dad's bed.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, that's.

[Big J Okerson]

Hold on. Everyone calm down. I have to jerk off.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Been an origin story.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What did you find?

[Zia Anderson]

It was magazines. It was magazines? Yeah. It was my sister, old school, so I was like 6 and she was probably like, 3.

[Big J Okerson]

How'd you get the story to be hotter?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Her hot sister and her were thumbing through her dad's magazines. One day we'll be like, these girls. Damn.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Well, Zia has an only fans. I think that's a factor. So I think that I do. She got caught, and she was like, guys, I'm doing research.

[Lev Fur]

One day, I'm gonna be the best at this.

[Steve Ranazizi]

When I get you a new Honda.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Accord, you're gonna look, I had notes.

[Zia Anderson]

I had a notebook. I was like, all right, this position's great.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I'm going to you.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, I think.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Yeah, I'm going.

[Big J Okerson]

I. Listen to me. Big J. Big J is a pervert. He always has been, always will be.

[Lev Fur]

You, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

He's the. He's the breath. The hitman. Heart of pervasive. The best there is, the best there was. The best there ever will be.

[Lev Fur]

The excellence of execution, for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm getting a Big J vibe on this one. I can see your family being like, hey, you gotta stop looking at.

[Lev Fur]

Really?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. I've met your mom. I've met your stepdad.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Off to both.

[Lev Fur]

My family didn't give a about. I think I'm gonna go porn.

[Big J Okerson]

But watching on the family.

[Lev Fur]

I'm sorry. I have a better one. This isn't me. We didn't have a family computer.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm a better one.

[Lev Fur]

This is me.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't have a family.

[Lev Fur]

I don't think my parents. I think my. It's true. I don't think this is you, but my parents didn't. I think they still don't have a computer.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I think we did. I think another story wars we did. You told a story about, I think your grandmother sold or the family computer, like it got robbed or something like that.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no. My mom lied about me having our Atari stolen out of the trunk of her car the night before Christmas. I was like, we believe my junkie mom for 20 years. I was like, yeah, my Atari got stolen. I was like, oh, Never bought me an Atari. That was just her story.

[Lev Fur]

You didn't even have to have her.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Tell you that, knowing Lewis has passed. I think family computer is not in there. If it was like Family magazine or.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Something like that, sure.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. Family reel to real family.

[Big J Okerson]

Family calculator.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I gotta say, I just don't know.

[Zia Anderson]

Because I don't know you guys that well. So I don't know who had a family computer. J just. I mean, Lewis just said he had one.

[Big J Okerson]

I did have a family computer. Okay.

[Zia Anderson]

I was gonna say Big Je.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

But Lewis is in 1995.

[Lev Fur]

Lewis had no family that loved him to. That would have an intervention about this.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, my mom was a heroin addict. I was like, you. You need an intervention. They were busy in your mind.

[Lev Fur]

They were busy on drugs or dead. So, Steve, how old are you?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'll be 49.

[Big J Okerson]

That's a. Yeah, that's. That's a bit old. 13. Yeah, 13. That doesn't match up. 13 is my.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Told you.

[Big J Okerson]

It's my age. Big J's a little bit old on it, too. Zia, how old are you? Can you say.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Does only fans allow to.

[Zia Anderson]

I'm not allowed to say. I'm not. Yeah, it's.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Neither am I.

[Lev Fur]

Z is young.

[Zia Anderson]

Yeah, super young.

[Lev Fur]

Do you remember alf?

[Zia Anderson]

No.

[Lev Fur]

It's her.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's her.

[Big J Okerson]

It's just because of age things. I think Lev's a little too young. Big J and Steve are a little too old. I think I just have to go with Z on this.

[Zia Anderson]

I'm really bad at this game.

[Lev Fur]

Alex.

[Big J Okerson]

Did everyone guess Zia?

[Alex]

Yeah, that story belongs to Zia.

[Lev Fur]

I'm very excited to hear the story.

[Zia Anderson]

A confrontational intervention, which is hilarious, by the way.

[Big J Okerson]

Hold on, Alex. You make the. The lighting a little more sexy.

[Lev Fur]

Don't cover up, sir. Let it breathe.

[Zia Anderson]

No, it's hilarious. Like, I just was searching free porn.

[Lev Fur]

Little sausage for the Sunday sauce. Apologies, apologies.

[Zia Anderson]

I was just searching free porn like that, Just looking up free porn, and my parents found out how hypocritical this was.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And now you charge us for it.

[Big J Okerson]

I was 13.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Ain't that some shit?

[Zia Anderson]

I didn't know, Lev. I didn't know. Piracy is a crime.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Zia Anderson]

And so they, like, sat me down and had this whole talk with me, which is hysterical, by the way, because this was around the same age that my dad, like, did cocaine to sober up, to drive us home a couple of times. And so they sit down and, like, it does. But he's like, that's his worry. He's like, well, you shouldn't be watching porn. And I was like, you drove on the other side of the. You crashed.

[Lev Fur]

I thought you were gonna say you drove me into pornography.

[Zia Anderson]

Well, he did. You crashed your STI the other day and ran from the cops. I don't know if you're the person to be lecturing me.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, no, probably not.

[Zia Anderson]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Lev Fur]

But they yell. And did you continue to look up.

[Zia Anderson]

Yes. I just learned how to delete the browser history.

[Lev Fur]

That's all it takes.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Well, look at that. Zia didn't get any points. I got no points.

[Lev Fur]

But everybody else is on the board.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Thank God.

[Lev Fur]

Alex, what are our scores?

[Alex]

All right, on the scoreboard, with two points each, Luis J. Gomez, Big J. Okerson, and Steve Ranazizi.

[Big J Okerson]

To be fair, Zia also has two points.

[Zia Anderson]

Nice.

[Alex]

And in the lead with six points, Lev Furr, Cleveland House.

[Lev Fur]

Pitching a perfect game so far. Alex. Story number three.

[Alex]

Story number three. Years ago, I got in trouble for watching some pretty graphic porn on my significant other's roommate's computer.

[Lev Fur]

Now, this is terrible. This is the awful behavior of a Louis J. Go all day, dude.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Two reasons. Graphic porn. Also, he people that have roommates.

[Lev Fur]

And we just. And we just use their computer to whack it. Look at Lewis faking thoughtful. Look.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Some of that does add up.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, I have a very similar story to this.

[Lev Fur]

I bet it's this story, but I.

[Big J Okerson]

Didn'T get in trouble. I just got caught.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, and what, were they cool about it?

[Lev Fur]

Awesome.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Sweet.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I'm going to get in trouble. I'm going to fucking adult. Beat it, you idiot.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's what you were doing.

[Lev Fur]

You were beating it, you idiot. On a roommate's significant other.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

God, Louis, how could you?

[Steve Ranazizi]

I'm getting big lying vibes from Louis right now.

[Big J Okerson]

I told you the truth. This happened to me.

[Steve Ranazizi]

But it's not my story so much right now.

[Lev Fur]

You.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Oh, you're done. You're done, dude. Done. Back to El Salvador, bitch.

[Lev Fur]

You're done.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Pack it up.

[Lev Fur]

Liv is so right about you. I'm starting to think you might be Salvadorian. This Puerto Rican you've been Feeding me all these years.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You're done, bro.

[Lev Fur]

I mean.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, I'll tell you right now, I did not submit this story. You could waste your points. It's fine.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Yeah, you told me to be on time today, too. Look at us now, man.

[Lev Fur]

You are full of lie.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You're full of.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev is on fire right now, and he's in the lead. It's pissing me off. God, it's pissing me off.

[Lev Fur]

Damn, dude, if that girl on Facebook could see you now, I'm gonna.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I'm gonna send her this at 3am Talked about you.

[Lev Fur]

Santana's. I'm winning.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay. I don't think Jay ever had a. A girl with a roommate. You lived with your wife since you were, like, 1922.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wait, did you live at Bargazi?

[Big J Okerson]

No, we all lived in the same neighborhood.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Damn.

[Lev Fur]

All right, yeah, I've had a. Wait, my significant other's roommate? No, I never date anybody.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, you were cheating on your wife. Yeah, multiple.

[Lev Fur]

I did cheat on my wife. With girls that had roommates, no doubt.

[Big J Okerson]

But was that your significant other or. It was your significant other or your other. Significant other?

[Lev Fur]

Significant other. Right. My significant other.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Would often have roommates.

[Big J Okerson]

Steve, you were you when you were in college.

[Lev Fur]

Now.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This ain't me, bro.

[Lev Fur]

You ain't good.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Turn this thing around. You don't make me into a witness for your defense.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I don't think Steve is a graphic porn.

[Lev Fur]

Not still this day.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Still to this day, I'm ungraphic.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe they were. Maybe it was maybe, like, graphic was, like, drawings. Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

That's Chinese.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Trust me, dude, I'm sweating every story that comes up here, waiting for mine to come down the pike, and then I got to defend myself. But this one's easy. It ain't me.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. What if Steve just got good at this right now?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I didn't, bro. I'm telling you, trust me. I will fold when it's me. You will beat me into it. I know it.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll tell you what I'm saying.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This one's easy.

[Big J Okerson]

I can tell when Steve's lying. It doesn't seem like he's lying.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm not. You'll know. How's my face? Is it red?

[Big J Okerson]

Steve, your face is always a little red.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, I have rosacea. I told you, your fucking fans bullied me into. They told me last time, and I'm getting it fixed, but I'm. It's been four months. Let the medication work.

[Zia Anderson]

Wait. First it was the sun, now it's rosacea.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm not gonna. It's not gonna. It's never getting any better. This is. This is as light as it's ever gonna be.

[Lev Fur]

I think there's a laser. There's laser treatments, but it also really.

[Big J Okerson]

Hold on. It could be Lev. Lev went so quick to vote for me. This could be a left story. Lev's had plenty of girlfriends over the past few years.

[Lev Fur]

It's so obviously you, though.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I just don't know if you're stupid enough to put graphic porn in your prompt, because that's such a Lewis thing. And, you know, Alex edited it because it originally said illegal porn.

[Lev Fur]

I got a troll porn, real dark.

[Big J Okerson]

Witch, and she's changed FBI to significant other's roommate.

[Lev Fur]

I mean, Louis has no thought about doing something outlandish in a moment. Like. Like he doesn't overthink a stupid decision. Like, this is. I. I agree with you. What is.

[Big J Okerson]

Hold on. I'm gonna defend this guy. Whoever did this. What's the stupid decision? It seems like a pretty cool. Seems like a pretty cool move if you ask me.

[Lev Fur]

It's a crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

Whoever did this is a pretty real ass dude, if you ask me.

[Zia Anderson]

All right, now I'm starting to think it is.

[Lev Fur]

Well, you were definitely whacking off. You didn't just check some porn. You know what? Let me watch some porn in my downtime. Fuck.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You know what? This might be.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's already over for you, dude.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You can't. You can't change your can't change.

[Steve Ranazizi]

But Zia might have been, like, on Twitter some promoting some other chick or something on somebody else's computer.

[Zia Anderson]

I do have to be very careful where I open Twitter work stuff.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You know, this might have been a work type thing.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I still think it's Louis.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Louis did have liar face. He had that same face when he told me I was doing skank fest this year.

[Lev Fur]

Just.

[Big J Okerson]

We have a weight limit.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's fair.

[Lev Fur]

Dude, this is a little like Lewis would do and come tell us a story. And then when everyone else is like, you just use porn on your, you know, your chick's roommate's computer, he'd be like, what? They weren't. You know, I was by myself for, like, 15 minutes. Like, he's like, he. We defend this. This is him.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I feel good about my answer.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, you know what? I'm following the fucking master.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm all right with Steve Re.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I just want to be the last one, because I feel like I don't want to give Big J for. No. I'm going to go Lewis. That's it. I can't be the only one that's.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, somebody just cleaned the up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's what I'm worried about.

[Lev Fur]

It's possible.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's Big J. I think it might be J.

[Lev Fur]

Son of a. I wouldn't do this. And I.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Did you do it.

[Lev Fur]

I wouldn't do this.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I can't see the truth behind those readers.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, the readers.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You look so goddamn sophisticated. I can't tell if you would do this.

[Lev Fur]

I wouldn't do it. Alex.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Alex.

[Alex]

That story belongs to Lewis J.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Yo. I will say, though, that little move at the end where you said, somebody's about to clean up, that was good.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Just to try to get.

[Lev Fur]

Not you.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So, first of all, Alex, that's not the story that I submitted. Can I tell you? I. I was actually speaking truthfully because I was like, maybe somebody had a very similar story as me, because that's not what I wrote. Alex, do you want to.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Do you want her to read exactly.

[Big J Okerson]

What you Read exactly what I wrote. I will. Let's see. Any lawyers because it was more.

[Lev Fur]

Years ago, I killed my girlfriend's roommate and raped her computer.

[Big J Okerson]

I am a rapist. That's it.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You want to run this by. You want to run this by a lawyer first before she reads this out loud?

[Alex]

So what you said. I left the part out that I thought everybody knew about you because you've said this before. So the word for word what you said is, I didn't know how to delete my search history or use incognito mode until very recently. Years ago.

[Big J Okerson]

A lot of detail that you left out. You.

[Alex]

You said, year. Years ago, I got in trouble for watching porn on my girlfriend's roommate's computer.

[Big J Okerson]

You added pretty graphic. You dirty.

[Alex]

It was pretty graphic porn.

[Lev Fur]

You idiot.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Back to El Salvador, Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, maybe I did write that.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it was pretty graphic.

[Big J Okerson]

It was my. All right, so it was my son's mother.

[Lev Fur]

Whoa.

[Big J Okerson]

That. Before we had a kid, we first got together, and her roommate was Nikita, who used to work at the Comedy Cellar. And I use their, like, communal, like, laptop. And it was really Nikita's laptop. And I was just like, I need to look at some porn. But I had no idea how to use incognito mode or jerked off on.

[Lev Fur]

A black woman's computer, you lunatic.

[Big J Okerson]

And then, yeah, like, she went to my. My son's mother. She was like, your. Your boyfriend's looking at porn on my computer. And then Beatrice came to me, and she's like, why are you looking at Porn. My roommate's computer. And I was like, I did not do that. I made the same face I made to you guys. And they were like, you definitely did it. They all got double points.

[Lev Fur]

It was a.

[Steve Ranazizi]

She's like, who could it have been?

[Lev Fur]

I'll tell you what, I know this girl. She was a short haired black woman, so you know she don't play that shit.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Yeah, it was like, it's not me. And the two surgeons are like, teen gets railed. And then gas digital.com.

[Lev Fur]

Got G Mike pretty good.

[Big J Okerson]

God damn it.

[Lev Fur]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

No points there. Alex, where are the points at?

[Alex]

On the scoreboard. In last place with two points each, Lis J. Gomez and Zia Anderson.

[Zia Anderson]

Hey, at least I got some points.

[Big J Okerson]

Points.

[Alex]

Tied with four points each, Big J Okerson. And Steve Brown is easy, making moves, strong moves. And in the lead with eight points left fur.

[Lev Fur]

All right.

[Big J Okerson]

Yo, it's Louis J. Gomez and Big J Okerson here bringing you the madness on Story wars, the sickest game show podcast around. My old wallet was a disaster. Bulky, falling apart. Give me a crooked spine. Jay. What trash were you carrying, Lewis?

[Lev Fur]

My wallet was a saggy leather mess. Like a sad taco stuffed with receipts. That's how I describe an old lady's puss. Now I'm all in with Ridge Wallets. You see the new titanium black beast they got on the website? That's my new go to bathroom site. So long, Worldstar. Don't you dare. So long, Worldstar. I hate saying it out loud. Hello, ridge.com. so long, world star. I don't mean it. Hello, ridge.com. slim as hell. Holds 12 cards plus cash. Made with badass aluminum and carbon fiber, over 50 styles. And that RFID blocking tip keeps digital pickpockets out of my biz.

[Big J Okerson]

Yo, Ridge actually gave me an idea with a carbon fiber airtag wallet. I'm gonna put an airtag attachment on everything I own. Ridge's lifetime warranty means that it's the last wallet that I'll ever buy. Their suitcases and key cases. Same sleek, tough vibe. With over 100,000 5 star reviews. You know it's legit, Jay. That air tag gave you a peace of mind or what?

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, I actually air tagged your girlfriend. Come on, how crazy is that? No, now I know where she's at at all times. I'm gonna let you know if she's being good to you. No more freaking out at the bar. Y' all just in time for summer. Ridge is gonna have a huge sale. Up to 40% off right now. If you go to ridge.com wars to grab the perfect gift for dad or get it for yourself, that's ridge.com wars with a Z W a R Z at check out. Tell them Story wars sent you to support the show and give dad the upgrade he deserves. Where were we? Alex has eight.

[Big J Okerson]

Story number four.

[Alex]

Story number four. I use Chat GPT to have pre arguments with my significant other.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Two in a row, Lud.

[Lev Fur]

I mean, yeah, I mean, that's you.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Ready to pack your other bag?

[Big J Okerson]

Look, I.

[Lev Fur]

You're the only person I know who uses chat.

[Big J Okerson]

I love Chat gbt. Chad GP is my best friend.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Why?

[Lev Fur]

He gave us a whole dissertation about Chad GBT today.

[Big J Okerson]

Today. Today I gave him a whole dissertation about it. I, I went in my backyard and I started because I, I, I, I want to redo my backyard. So I started taking pictures of different sections and having Chat GPT show me images of what it'll look like with my sauna right there.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Panicky because you know. I know you're lying right now.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it's you, Lev. I think it's specifically you. Here's why's got a hot girlfriend who hates how fat he's gone. These are fast.

[Steve Ranazizi]

True.

[Big J Okerson]

And he.

[Lev Fur]

That is true.

[Big J Okerson]

He's too busy with greasy McDonald's fingers to spend any other time to think about an argument, so he just has Chat GPT do it for him.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Here's why. It's you, Lewis. One. The only thing you love more than Chat GBT is arguing with significant others. So it's either you or it's clever. Clean Steve over here now.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Good point. This could be me.

[Lev Fur]

Really?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you use Chat GPT, Steve?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It is not. But I'm definitely going. This is. You know how like, do you ever see those things pop up on your Instagram like you're using the AI wrong?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This is game changing to me.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Every arg like I'm going to. This is whatever. I'm doing this.

[Big J Okerson]

I had it write a message like on the way home today we were flying back from Mexico, me and my girlfriend. And then I was like, chatgpt, write me a. A loving text that I could send my girlfriend right now that'll make her heart warm. And then I literally just copy and pasted it. And she looked at me, she was like, oh, my God. I was like, yep.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This is a game changer.

[Lev Fur]

This is definitely not me. I'll make it easy for all of you. You. Because Lewis knows about me for sure. When someone's like, ask Chat GPT. I go, I think it's how Terminator starts. So I, I don't. I don't understand any of.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I don't use AI. This could also be Zia though.

[Zia Anderson]

I don't use Chat gbt. I use Grock.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What's gr?

[Big J Okerson]

Z is a Nazi. It's Chat GPT, but it speaks in a German accent.

[Zia Anderson]

Yeah, I feel more.

[Steve Ranazizi]

But maybe you wrote in gr.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Who knows? They could have changed it.

[Lev Fur]

It.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I wish I knew what Grock was too.

[Big J Okerson]

Grock is the Twitter AI X. X.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Is AI for X rated.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Lewis, pack your brother.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God.

[Lev Fur]

Dude, back.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev. Lev is playing. Lev is playing a high level game right now.

[Lev Fur]

I think we have a. I also think it could be liv.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

We have also got none wrong yet, though. That's why I'm like, is playing a.

[Big J Okerson]

Perfect game right now.

[Lev Fur]

I know.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's what I'm saying.

[Big J Okerson]

Steve, do you use the Vibe?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, I don't use chat. I wish I did, but I'm going to do this from now on.

[Big J Okerson]

Can I see your phone right now?

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. Do you. That's nice. Is that a 15?

[Big J Okerson]

Do you have chat GPT on your phone?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, I do not have the app.

[Big J Okerson]

You don't?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, I swear to God I don't have the app.

[Big J Okerson]

Go to search. Search your app.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Not without a warrant. I'll tell you that right now. I'm not stupid. Not without a warrant.

[Big J Okerson]

So I think Steve is lying about having ChatGPT right now.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I promise you I'm not lying to Chat.

[Lev Fur]

I'm going by age of me and you. I'm like, I think chatgpt, it just confuses the out of me.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I don't know what it is. How do you explain to it what like you do you have to like, whoever this person is, do you have to say, like, this is what's going on in my life right now.

[Zia Anderson]

You're really acting like you don't know how it works.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I honestly do not know how you.

[Big J Okerson]

Can give it a few bullet points and be like, this is what happened. This is what you said. What should I say that would leave her with like, give me a checkmate argument, that she'll have nothing to come back and they'll lay it all out for you and then you don't got to say anything to her. You could just send it to her and then play video games.

[Lev Fur]

All right, I'm going to say. I'm going to say I've come.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not me though.

[Lev Fur]

I've come to believe I'VE started to think it might be Zia.

[Big J Okerson]

Actually, no, Steve.

[Lev Fur]

And they changed it and they changed the name. But I will say my gut is telling me that this is two times in a row. Louis.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, J.J. it's not me. I'm letting you know, my brother. Talk to me, bro. Bro, look at me. I think it's Lev. I'm gonna put Lev because everyone keeps on accusing me of voting. Laugh.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

There's no reason for it to be me.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's obviously you.

[Big J Okerson]

You're young. You use ChatGPT.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I guarantee you cheeks go dead when you lie. And I'm seeing it right now every time. Lock it in.

[Big J Okerson]

Jesse, just so you know. Hey, like the Hulk, I'm always lying.

[Lev Fur]

You've heard me before.

[Big J Okerson]

I've heard you before. I'm letting you know right now, it's not me. You're wasting your vote right now. Lev is pulling so far ahead right now. Nobody's voting for Left. I'm letting you know he's going to pull so far ahead that we're not going to be able to catch up. It's either. It's either Steve or Left. I can see. The only reason I think it could be Steve is because he won't let. It's not Zia. Women. Women don't use computers to fucking or make you their arguments. Women love to fucking argue.

[Zia Anderson]

I use Grok all day long for arguments. For all. Everything.

[Big J Okerson]

For everything. I love it. I do. I really do love ChatGPT. It's incredible, guys. There's so many uses for it. You have no idea. Like, if you just start getting in there and messing with it, you'll figure out different. Different proms. Dude, do ev. Not Luis. Dude, I'm telling you right now, I.

[Lev Fur]

Wrote the L. You wrote the L.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's Lewis for sure.

[Lev Fur]

You don't want to see me rise. You want to keep me down with no, I don't.

[Big J Okerson]

I love you. I don't want Lev to be this far ahead.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Ah, you're lying, dude. You're lying. First of all, it's not. Stevie has a pool. They don't argue about. They're living a good life.

[Big J Okerson]

I. I also have a pool.

[Steve Ranazizi]

We argue about who's above ground.

[Lev Fur]

This one's underneath. That causes argument above knuckles cause arguments.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's Lewis, dude. Locked in.

[Big J Okerson]

It's either Steve or Lev.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Jay, I'm letting you know I'm sending you to Venezuela.

[Big J Okerson]

I know it's not put you on a tour. I know it's not Jay. He doesn't use Chat gbt. It could be Steve. He would not let us see his phone. He was hiding the fact that he has chat GBT on his phone.

[Steve Ranazizi]

None of us would let anyone see our phone.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Let me see your phone.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll let you see that. I have chatgpt on my phone.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, thanks. I want to see some other shit. Open up some photo files I want to look at.

[Big J Okerson]

Actually, I'd be really embarrassed about my prompts, you guys. I wouldn't show my chat GBD prompts. Some of them are pretty fucking.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Or Tiger's gay.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I swear to you on everything. This is not me.

[Lev Fur]

You wouldn't hurt me.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Swear to you, I would not.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay, no, no, no, no. Jay. Jay, no. No. Idiot. You're an idiot. I can't let Lev pull his forehead. Oh, he's playing a fucking beautiful game right now. You fat little bitch. You little bitch boy.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Oh, how can I be fat and little, Louis?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I'm pissed. Lev. Lev. I mean, Lev is so far ahead. You're an idiot, Jay. You're an idiot. Steve.

[Lev Fur]

He swore to my face.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it could be Steve. This might be Steve right now. Oh, it's Steve. Oh, it's Steve. Oh, it's Steve. Fuck.

[Alex]

This story belongs to Steve. Around is easy.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You're goddamn right. Zia read that like a fiddle. God damn it, Zia.

[Lev Fur]

Zia, quiet.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I almost snapped your neck when you put my name.

[Lev Fur]

Early. Early. Quietly. She just went. I have a feeling. I don't know. I have a feeling.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

She just looked at me.

[Lev Fur]

She went.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And then she started writing my name. I go, oh, this woman. This woman ruined it.

[Lev Fur]

I thought you would go.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Everybody to get voted for me now. Thank God.

[Lev Fur]

How could it be you?

[Steve Ranazizi]

Did you lose the pool?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No. Dude, this is game changing. This is amazing.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I run everything before I go to my wife through ChatGPT. I tell them what's going on, what she's like, what the argument's about, what my angle is. And then sometimes, like, you think this is a good point. I go, not good enough. Go back again. Give me another good point.

[Big J Okerson]

Sometimes you gotta be like, give me five more points.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Better than that. Yes.

[Lev Fur]

I go.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I need like, four or five. Cause she's gonna go this second. I go, bam. I got one for that. I got an argument.

[Lev Fur]

Chat. GPT. I love her, but I really want to bury this.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I want her crying at the end of this argument. It's awesome. Dude. I. And that's the only one I use. I don't use it for anything else besides. But I Will, if you want to.

[Big J Okerson]

Remodel your kitchen, just be like. Be like, hey, put it in this color. You take a picture of your kitchen.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's sick, dude. Really? Okay, yeah, I'll try it.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Give an idea how nice his kitchen is.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm sure it's a model.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's stunning.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I think it's awesome to try. You could all do it. It works.

[Zia Anderson]

Has Chat GPT ever told you you're.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wrong sometimes, but they go, like, in a nice way. Like, hey, her angle's this.

[Lev Fur]

And you go, but how do I.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And I go, but, yeah, I don't want to do that. That's not what I want to do.

[Lev Fur]

How do I want to tell her.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I don't want to do that? That give me, like, it's almost like to massage your angle into what is what I think is palpable for her.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, really? I thought you'd be like. It's like, I want her to be hurt but not know I'm hurting her.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, no, I use it for, like, just victories and arguments. Wins, wins, wins. On the board, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Love it. Love it.

[Lev Fur]

Lee.

[Big J Okerson]

Steve just put a lot of points.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Plus you change up your vocabulary. You know, you use the same shit in an argument every time. It's like, boring, but use words. Afraid she hasn't heard.

[Big J Okerson]

He's like, do not say, yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Call her a see you next Tuesday. That makes him giggle.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex, where are points at?

[Alex]

All right on the scoreboard. In last place with two points, Lewis J. Gomez. Next is a tie with four points each. Big J. Okerson and Zia Anderson.

[Zia Anderson]

Take it.

[Lev Fur]

Couple of only fans gals just hanging out around the pool.

[Alex]

In second place, with seven points, Steve Ranizi.

[Lev Fur]

Coming back.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm coming back. That's right. Get ready.

[Alex]

And in the lead with eight points, Lev Fur.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Let's go. Wow.

[Lev Fur]

That was our fourth story, correct.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, boy. It's time to go around, do some plugs real quick. Mr. Rennes. Easy.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm gonna be. Oh, this is. Okay. I'm gonna be at. At the dojo next weekend, next Saturday night before Father's Day.

[Lev Fur]

Will this be out then?

[Big J Okerson]

Nope.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Perfect. Well, you fucking missed.

[Lev Fur]

Was pageantry.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Then check Steve Ren is easy because I take it the summer off, so I go back out in the fall and then Zany's and all the places and stuff.

[Lev Fur]

So very cool.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Zia.

[Zia Anderson]

Well, first you have to check out the new podcast on Gas Digital called Trudat with Naim Ali.

[Big J Okerson]

Hell yeah.

[Zia Anderson]

It's comedy and true crime, which Is a weird combo, but it's awesome. Awesome. It's been a lot of fun. And then I have a YouTube and only fans. It's X I A L A N D for both those.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Steve Ranazizi]

All right, Lev, check out Cockfight podcast. It's me, Colin Turtle, Drew Dunn. We got Nick Mullen coming on this week. It's gonna be fun. And please follow my Instagram also Minnesota, July 24th through 27th. That's it.

[Lev Fur]

Sick noise.

[Big J Okerson]

Big J.

[Lev Fur]

BigJ comedy.com for all my dates. I'm all over the place. Look for a se near you on the Big J Okerson Peter North American tour. Coming on a city near you. If you get it, you get it. And then bonfire five days a week, faction talk series XM103 with me and the great Robert Kelly. And of course right here on Gas Digital Network, the legendary legion of skanks.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh yeah, check me out on the Road, July 4th week. July 5th and 6th, I should say. I'm gonna be in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Then I'm filming my special, my next special, the next next weekend in Tampa. The actual special taping is sold out, but there's still tickets for Thursday and Friday that night. So come out to side splitters in Tampa. Bunch more dates. I'm touring for the rest of the year basically every weekend. Make sure you guys subscribe to Gas Digital. If you love the show, you should know that we do a pre release of Story Wars. It comes out every Monday before it goes anywhere else. And it's uncensored and ad free on gas digital.com use the promo code WAR. You save a couple bucks a month on the premium membership, you get the entire Iron man Library. There's like 20 episodes that are no longer on YouTube or anywhere else else. And there's a bunch of amazing podcasts on the network. It's uncensored, it's ad free. It's a great platform to support. So go to gas digital.com and make sure you sign up for my mailing list. I gotta. I got a coffee brand that boosts testosterone. If you guys don't want to use steroids, you want to rather drink some coffee in the morning.

[Lev Fur]

Steroid coffee.

[Big J Okerson]

Steroid coffee, as jay calls it. Bodybraincoffee.com and I have a book that I'm just about finished with that is officially available for pre order on Amazon right now.

[Lev Fur]

Mostly pictures.

[Big J Okerson]

You wrote it? It's a coloring book and holy shit.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Last thing I thought you would ever work. It's a book.

[Big J Okerson]

It's Called Knives and Spoons. It's a memoir about my childhood. Big J's in the last chapter. It's pretty fucking sick. So. Yeah, go grab. Go grab that. And pre order right now a forward.

[Steve Ranazizi]

By chatgpt.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, my. Now, Louis, I know you feel like this book is slipping out of the library and we want to keep it. You love ice cream. We all love ice cream.

[Big J Okerson]

Ice cream for ice cream.

[Lev Fur]

When Wynne Cruz steps back into her hometown to run her family's ice cream parlor, she expects a little nostalgia, a lot of hard work, and maybe some sprinkles of success. What she doesn't expect is murder. A local man with a complicated story turns up dead and wins. Family becomes a prime suspect, and the killer may be closer than she thinks.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Uh.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, and Lewis, you know very well, as one of the creators of this game, that even though you and I are pretty far down from Steve and Lev up in Points Mountain, we're only a good round or two away from winning this thing because of, of course, the last four stories, we go double points.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Time to dig in.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, so you know, Steve, you played the game before Zia is your first time. Lev, it's before. If you guessed someone's story correctly, you got two points. And you got one point. If you fooled people. Now that goes to double points. Alex, kick into high gear. Story number five.

[Alex]

Story number five. I met someone online for a hookup, and when they showed up, they were much, much less attractive. I faked an orgasm because I was staring at their gross body hair.

[Zia Anderson]

Okay, I know this sounds like it's probably me, but it's not.

[Lev Fur]

That was my early guess. Faked an orgasm is pretty big give.

[Zia Anderson]

Yeah, guys can do that too.

[Big J Okerson]

I faked an orgasm for sure. Sometimes my arms are just sore and I'm like, I'm done with this. I can't hold myself up anymore.

[Lev Fur]

I've had sex before. I get it. It'll happen again.

[Steve Ranazizi]

This is ZR Lewis.

[Lev Fur]

The only two people who fuck men on this panel.

[Big J Okerson]

Now let la Lev was.

[Steve Ranazizi]

This could be a hooker story. This could be an online hooker story.

[Big J Okerson]

That's ridiculous. Oh, yeah, I met someone online. But for a hookup. You'd call that a hooker hookup?

[Lev Fur]

Maybe. Alex, change it because hooker's obviously you.

[Big J Okerson]

Don'T be that way.

[Lev Fur]

You love process.

[Big J Okerson]

You also love prostitutes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Nice.

[Big J Okerson]

We all love prostitutes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

They seem nice. They seem pretty cool.

[Big J Okerson]

Dude, hookers are pretty sweet.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All the ones I've ever met are pretty cool.

[Big J Okerson]

They're pretty sick. They're pretty sick. Like aids?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, like aids.

[Big J Okerson]

I think this is Lev. Lev is part of young online hookup culture. Jay's never done that. He's never met a chick online to hook up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This is a tough one.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, actually, that's not true. Like Facebook or Instagram, but that wouldn't. That wouldn't happen. Yeah. Steve is a.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No. I've never faked an orgasm. I just stop. If it's. I'm with my wife. I go. I'm good. I'm just gonna.

[Lev Fur]

I'm done.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

She's fine.

[Lev Fur]

It's awkward. Breakfast, though.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's all right.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I'm not. If I'm not attracted, I don't. I just put my fedora back on and.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You know, you just click your heels and bounce on out of there.

[Big J Okerson]

Right.

[Steve Ranazizi]

And it do to you, my lady.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This is tough because it. I mean, this reads you completely, but.

[Lev Fur]

It'S almost too obvious.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Body hair.

[Lev Fur]

Who's.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What chick? She had a mustache. Lewis, did she have a mustache?

[Big J Okerson]

By the way, I've been with girls with body hair.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It has to be, because how would body hair on a man turn off?

[Zia Anderson]

Like, I don't. I don't really like a lot of body.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I know, but I don't like, what?

[Zia Anderson]

A lot of body hair.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Steering us to you.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I know. That's what I'm saying.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You know how the game works.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This has to be someone with a chick with a mustache.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev's family is from Russia. Those bitches have mustaches.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I didn't fuck someone in my family. Maybe you're black.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Is that a Russian thing?

[Lev Fur]

Dude, I do live with an Armenian, but, I mean, we didn't meet online for a hookup, but that's. We have to shave her down definitely once a week.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I wonder if they're grossed out by bush, because that. That's not cool.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay loves a bush.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that is true.

[Steve Ranazizi]

That probably wouldn't be Jay then.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not Jay. It's definitely not Jay.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, God.

[Big J Okerson]

This is. By the way, Lev is a terrible actor this way. He's never been booked in anything.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Ray Donovan Lewis for two episodes.

[Lev Fur]

I want to say Lev.

[Big J Okerson]

He played the couch for no other reason.

[Lev Fur]

If it's. It's him, and I don't say it. He's cracking up.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Hey, J. J. J. Jay, I swear to you, the first time, it wasn't me. I swear to you again, this is not me. And I was.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You can't swear twice that you fall.

[Steve Ranazizi]

For as much as I want. Lewis, it's l no, it might be Zia. It's Lewis or Z. I'm telling you.

[Lev Fur]

Everyone thought Zena right away.

[Zia Anderson]

I think it's Lewis or Lev. I don't know.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I don't like how confident you're feeling right now. That's making me think it might be you. Don't jiggle to distract me.

[Lev Fur]

It's fucked up.

[Zia Anderson]

It's fine it anymore.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm getting major Lev vibes on this young people hookup culture online.

[Lev Fur]

You know, everyone's voting for him, then Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

That's how you get points. You don't have to vote for somebody different. Just. Do you not know how the game works?

[Lev Fur]

I didn't think it was Lev at first. I thought it was.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Bro, I'm telling you, faked an orgasm.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev isn't betting. He's reading it over and over again like a liar. He's not voting and it's because he's waiting to see what else.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You have no head on your ahead. That was just for me. I'm going to.

[Big J Okerson]

J.

[Lev Fur]

All right, all right.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You're going to regret that, brother.

[Lev Fur]

It's all in.

[Big J Okerson]

I hope it's me. And she just reworded it again.

[Lev Fur]

It is.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on, Alex, tell me you just completely just made up your own story and said it said it's mine.

[Lev Fur]

Alex.

[Alex]

That story belongs to Big J Okerson.

[Lev Fur]

Guys.

[Big J Okerson]

Big. Holy, holy, holy, holy.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Damn it.

[Zia Anderson]

That was really good.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You Lewis, you really that up, dude. You look right at him and you go, it's not him, by the way.

[Lev Fur]

I felt so good. I do that poor Lewis by accident. So much that it felt good that he did it. He deterred you all you that up.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, would you. When do you hook up with girls online?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What are you not telling me?

[Big J Okerson]

What is this?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I thought I knew all your story.

[Lev Fur]

Happened when I very, very first came to New York. And this is still like chat room.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Aol chat rooms.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay was like, age, sex, location.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. Probably want a cyber. I was chatting with this girl and she sent like a picture. You know, it takes like fucking five minutes to come through. And it was like a nice picture. It didn't seem gorgeous, but I mean, I was big fat. I was a big fat idiot. I was like, I can't believe somebody wants to come over and fuck right now. And she showed up and I was like, oh, it makes more sense now.

[Big J Okerson]

And it was Kurt Metzger.

[Lev Fur]

She goes. She just goes. She just wanted to get to fucking. And she goes, I like to get fucked from behind. And she Lifted a skirt. She had no underwear on. And she bent over and she had hair. It wasn't even that she had. She did have hair all up her and ass crack, but onto the cheeks. Ass cheeks and like, top of the thigh. And it was long. And I, I went.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't say she was Italian.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Did she have a.

[Lev Fur]

It was in there. It was in there. And I, I, I put on a condom and whoa. It was so she'd, like, presented. It's such a weird thing that goes like, you can't go. Like, I go, I got my period. Like, there's nothing I can say. So I, I put a con.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Stuffed it in. Oh, soft as is. And then I just went, I just made a noise and was like, oh, it's been a while. So I'm sorry, I. You gotta go. You gotta get out of here before my roommate or whatever gets home.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God.

[Lev Fur]

It was, it was awful. And I mean, even that I did it for those few pumps was all worth it for what just happened on the score.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Talk. Your Jay, Alex.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay, just clean the up.

[Lev Fur]

Run it off, Alex.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

He's in first place.

[Lev Fur]

All right.

[Alex]

In last place with two points, Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

Shut the up, Gomez. Thank you for everyone that came out tonight. Thank you.

[Alex]

In fourth place with four points, Zia Anderson. In third place with seven points, Steve Ranazizi. In second place with eight points, lever. And in the lead with 12 points, Big J. Okerson.

[Big J Okerson]

He's getting emotional. He's never been in the lead.

[Lev Fur]

I don't even heard. I haven't heard Alex say those words. And I mean, months. I've never been in the lead. I've never been close to getting in the lead. This is big.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Just like your story. This is a real come from behind.

[Lev Fur]

But this is real. But this is real. Oh. Oh, that feels so good.

[Big J Okerson]

Is this what it feels like to be in last place?

[Lev Fur]

Yes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Every week.

[Lev Fur]

Remember, you broke all those driving laws to cut your time to get here.

[Big J Okerson]

If this was my life every week, I would quit the show.

[Lev Fur]

You guess one obvious Zia story with the rest of us, and it's like, you haven't been playing. That's how I feel every Wednesday.

[Big J Okerson]

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[Lev Fur]

Oh, man. $60 kilos. Can you do any better than that? Nope. Do you know what a kilo of cocaine costs? Thousands. I think this is way less. $60. But you could tell people it's cocaine when you're carrying it around in a briefcase handcuffed to your wrist.

[Big J Okerson]

Louis, look, just go to your Creative Dot com. There's no promo code needed. They already have the best deal possible. $60 for a kilo. 2.2 pounds. A pure Colombian cut. Kratom.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, it's. I believe they call it disco.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, where were we?

[Lev Fur]

Alex, Story number six.

[Alex]

Story number six. I have used the public computers in hotels I was staying at to watch porn. I would memorize the scenes and run up to my room to masturbate.

[Lev Fur]

Can I sing?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yo, hold on, you. Dude, you don't get to vote. I heard this guy go, it's Steve to his girlfriend. Horse cock over here is making fun of me.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Dude, I swear to God, his dick is pointing at you.

[Lev Fur]

I know it did. It's like those chickens that guess the super bowl, dude, whichever way it goes, that's. What can I say this. This.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This is awesome.

[Lev Fur]

Smacks to me of Zia, because I think so. She's very into using, you know, public space computers.

[Zia Anderson]

I don't like the way you're looking.

[Lev Fur]

At me and having everybody. This is like her thing.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

She's like, this could be what the intervention came from. Can I say running upstairs.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm thinking Steve. I would say Big J. He just got. They wouldn't give him two. I mean, it is all random. They could have two Big J stories in a row. They're older. So since I've been going on the road and since Lev's been going on the road, we all have computers and phones that brazen to watch to. To a hidden. Like one of those offices. Yeah, I can see that. I don't. I don't think it's you. I think it's.

[Lev Fur]

If it makes more sense, I would go in.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You should think it's me. Dude, this reads me.

[Lev Fur]

I would more like try to jerk off in the center. It would be my story of mishap. Or I would go in my head, like, let me look at it and then memorize it. I'll just like, jerk off to the girls going, I can't even remember what.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Room I'm staying in. I can't memorize the scene.

[Big J Okerson]

Now.

[Lev Fur]

I think it's Steve.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm getting Steve vibes on this one.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Bring it on, dude. You're gonna lose. I gotta figure out who the it is for real. Memorizing Lev.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Memorizing porn.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's not me running. Running makes me think it's not. You love memorizing.

[Lev Fur]

Every time you get to your room, you forgot it. Damn it. Oh, God.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

He's like, I can't even jerk off. I gotta drink some water.

[Lev Fur]

Water. I could never. I couldn't run fast enough to jerk off to a memory myself. That's for sure.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Lev runs a 440 when he has a thought in his head. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

All right.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Memorizing porn is very feminine. I would think this is either Zia or Big J.

[Lev Fur]

That's fair. Lewis thought it was me right out of the gates, but he said it wouldn't be two at once. But I'm also.

[Big J Okerson]

I said genuinely random, randomly chosen the stories.

[Lev Fur]

I'm not very brazen. I'm not very, like, I have. I go into this.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think that this is. That.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, it's gonna be poor. I'd say, what if somebody walks by, dude, and I'm the guy? I can't. I'm too nervous.

[Big J Okerson]

And, like, I don't think this is that brazen.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I don't think this is that brazen. And also, you are the public computers in the hotels most likely to use a hotel computer.

[Lev Fur]

I did not have a laptop on the road for many years of being out.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. This is an older guy story.

[Zia Anderson]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

May I ask a question?

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Have you guys ever done this where you've asked the audience to, like, go down and cheer for the person before?

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, we've done it.

[Big J Okerson]

You can ask, can call. You can ask the audience.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I will. When I get all the information I.

[Lev Fur]

Want, dude, I will say, no more is easy. Listen, I'm feeling good, baby. I'm on top of the pile, and I'm feeling loose. You know what it is like when a player just gets. I'm hitting three pointers. The. The. The hoop is a. Is an ocean right now, and I'm just throwing peppers.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You wouldn't do this again, would you? It's. It might be loot Lewis, though. It's Lewis or J. I think I know.

[Lev Fur]

Then do Lewis.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's might be Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

It's me.

[Lev Fur]

Ah, Steve, dude, I had a feeling.

[Big J Okerson]

Like Steve's face right now. You've already voted, dude.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Keep your. Yeah, you're done.

[Lev Fur]

I feel good about it.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's. That's a guilty man.

[Lev Fur]

Shut up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You've. Yeah, you're. You're already Steve.

[Big J Okerson]

By the way, Steve with the chat. GPT round really suckered us. He's on another level. Look at his face.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I know. I'm playing wild. Last time I had sunglasses on, I played too tight. This time, loose and wild.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, it's. It's an all. I don't think it's Big J again. I do think it's an older person story. I'm going to see Renaissance.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Another person. That's wrong. I'm telling you, dude, you're all wrong.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, great.

[Lev Fur]

Another idiot you want to be.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, another idiot.

[Big J Okerson]

Fool.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Another dummy.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Lewis or Jay.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

God, it is, dude.

[Steve Ranazizi]

No, that might be you. You. I didn't like the tone there.

[Lev Fur]

What it could be. I think it's Steve still, but I. It could be Lewis. It could be Lewis and it could be Z A possibly. But I do think she's. You voted for me.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm.

[Lev Fur]

I think it's you.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm going to say nothing else.

[Lev Fur]

I'm just saying who it could be.

[Big J Okerson]

It could be any of us, but it's definitely Steve.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Great.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I really felt like you were lying initially, but your whole. Top of the pile.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you're a fool.

[Lev Fur]

I do feel comfortable on Steve. For sure.

[Big J Okerson]

It's.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You know what?

[Big J Okerson]

It is. Definitely Steve.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Way, way, way.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I didn't go in.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I know.

[Lev Fur]

Yup. Hey. Left, Left. Wait. I swear to you, dude, I wouldn't lie to that face. I wouldn't lie to that face. You know what? It's fine. You'll trust me after this. Now.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, if it is Big J and he got.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I would like to ask the audience how many people here think it's Lewis? Clap your hands.

[Lev Fur]

All right.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

How many people here think it's Zia? Clap your hands. He's showboating.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. For no reason.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's this.

[Big J Okerson]

Everyone's in the end zone.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

How many people think it's left? How many people think it's Big J and how many people think it's me?

[Big J Okerson]

Steve can't write himself who he wrote Big J. I hope it's Big J. He's lost all of his points.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's not Alex.

[Alex]

Wow, everybody. This story belongs to Louis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

You idiots.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You guys are fucking idiots.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I erased you to put J. Lev.

[Big J Okerson]

Wrote Lewis and I was like, ah, here we go. And Then he erased. Braced it. That felt great. Oh, that felt good.

[Lev Fur]

Now you know I would never lie to you.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. When I. I'm also an old man, I. I was literally saying it. Like, you guys are that much older than me. When I first started on the road, I didn't have a computer, so I would go to the public section where it was, like, enclosed, and I would just watch a ton of porn, take a mental image, run upstairs, jerk off. And I was like, no, I gotta get a different one. I'd run back down. I watch it.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

I'd. I'd rub. I'd rub my dick in my pants. I didn't take it out, but I.

[Lev Fur]

Rubbed my dick in my pants. That's like human buffering.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Did you ever come in your pants running?

[Lev Fur]

Was she black or Hispanic?

[Steve Ranazizi]

He's running with a rod back and forth through a Hilton.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Do you ever train just to run faster?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I lived in a hotel for a little while, and I would do that as well. I would go to the lobby and I would watch the porn, and then I run up to my room and jerk off. It was a regular thing.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Guys, that's gross as. Dude, that's gross as.

[Lev Fur]

You're a piece of.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

But that is gross.

[Lev Fur]

What does that scoreboard look like?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

He's on first place now. He leapfrogged the.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I don't think so. I think I know the answer, but. Alex, read our scores.

[Alex]

All right? On the scoreboard, in last place with four points, Zia Anderson.

[Lev Fur]

That's you now.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, don't worry, I'm right behind you.

[Alex]

In fourth place with seven points, Steve Ranazizi, the jerk off. In third place with eight points left fur.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's a real fall from Grace.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And those two idiots.

[Alex]

Second place with 10 points, Lewis J. Gomez. And still in the lead with 12 points, Big J Okerson.

[Lev Fur]

Get out of here.

[Big J Okerson]

This is it. I feel it, dude. I feel it. This is your night.

[Lev Fur]

Two more.

[Big J Okerson]

An hour and 45 minutes in traffic. This is your night.

[Lev Fur]

It's all coming to this. God makes me earn it every time. Alex, story number seven.

[Alex]

Story number seven. I once gave a pedophile my address for free trading cards.

[Big J Okerson]

Trading? What are trading?

[Lev Fur]

I look at Steve, he was trying to keep his eyes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I gotta pee badly.

[Big J Okerson]

What are trading cards like?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Baseball cards? Yeah.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You seem like a sport.

[Lev Fur]

Never heard the term trading sports cards.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't. I don't. I don't.

[Lev Fur]

You're right. It's old as it's. Steve.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's Not. Dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Hold on. I can see this. Be. To see this being.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

As well. No, but hold on. Isn't that also like Pokemon cards and.

[Zia Anderson]

Yeah, I did have a lot of Pokemon cards.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, she's like a weirdo, like, collector.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

She's also. If you ever watch her, only fans. I've heard she's also. She does like pedo bait. She'll dress up as like a little girl and eat candy and. Yeah, this is some. I can see this being Z in a heartbeat. Huh?

[Lev Fur]

Oh, that might have been the tail. I still. I wanted to be Steve.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Dude, I'll tell you this. If I ever do something wrong, I'm not going to trial because I'll get fried by a jury.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah, you're gonna crumble. I gotta.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I'd see you close.

[Lev Fur]

That was a good.

[Big J Okerson]

Do people call. Do people call trading like trading cards Is all those.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. All cards.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Wrestling cards, trading cards, baseball.

[Zia Anderson]

Collect anything?

[Steve Ranazizi]

I played Magic the Gathering in high school.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What's that? What is that?

[Lev Fur]

High school gay trading cards.

[Big J Okerson]

I also. I also. This is true. I played magic together in high school. This is. What a dork I was. I used to do like close up magic tricks. And I saw in a window at like a local like comic book store, it said magic tournament. And I showed up with like my magic tricks thinking that I. I shit you not, dude. I was like. I was like, I'm gonna go win this magic. Magic tournament. And then they were like, oh, no, it's a game. And I was like, no, no. I knew that. I'll buy some of those cars. And that's how I got into magic together.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Sketch. That's hilarious.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Amazing.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What an idiot.

[Big J Okerson]

But I'm getting. I'm getting Zia or Steve over here.

[Lev Fur]

It's definitely one of those two.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, man, don't make it.

[Lev Fur]

But why does Steve give it to a pedophile? Like, Zia is the thing. So a pretty girl who a pedophile might happen to be. You two.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wait. Oh, you pulled your hand. We got.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I didn't. They can't.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If they get it right, we're fucked. It's over. We have to not let these two.

[Lev Fur]

Let me. Can I say something? I am wigged out at Lewis's mislack of understanding of what trading cards are. Makes me think he's trying to divert, which is scary.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And he wanted me to vote for Zia.

[Big J Okerson]

And I'm not now.

[Lev Fur]

It's not for me.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, you know, I never collected trading cards.

[Lev Fur]

I never really seriously Collected cards ever.

[Big J Okerson]

I would hang out with a pedophile. Yeah, they have great ideas.

[Lev Fur]

I gave pedophiles my address so they can come me as a child.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, this sounds like a gal's story. A girl who's online, some pedo showed up.

[Lev Fur]

She.

[Big J Okerson]

Z is also a terrible liar. I'm looking at her face right now.

[Lev Fur]

I think it's. She knows.

[Big J Okerson]

Having a real hard time just not showing her game face.

[Lev Fur]

It was an online sort of knowing somebody and then found out later. Or that this guy was already convicted. It's like, you know when you look on.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What was his name?

[Zia Anderson]

I could never do that. My dad was a giant bodybuilder. He would just beat the out of whoever came over like that.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think this is when you were a child. I think this is when you were an adult.

[Zia Anderson]

Wait, as an adult?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. It just happened to be a pedophile who come to give you weird adult trading cards that you like?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm getting Zia vibes, dude. If this is Steve though, he's cleaning the up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, it's not, dude. But that's why we have to make sure that's spread out. Z is Z. I think Steve's too old.

[Lev Fur]

I don't think it's Lewis. It's not me.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If it's those two, it's over. All right, let's do it. Let's sink the ship. Are we sinking it, Alex?

[Alex]

Holy. Everybody, that story belongs to Lev first.

[Big J Okerson]

Nobody voted Lev.

[Zia Anderson]

You're so good at this.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev. Wow. That was a crazy move right there.

[Lev Fur]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

Tell us this story. What happened?

[Steve Ranazizi]

So I fucking love trading cards. I mean, you can't put everything together. Those are two. I was so into Yu Gi. Oh, Way too late into life Hell, yeah. Lesbians. And. And when. I must have been like 13 or something. And people would post like videos on YouTube, like, here's all my cards if you want to trade. So I found this one like, guy and he was like, I'm doing a giveaway of these cards. And so I messaged him and he's like, you just gotta jump on a Skype call with me. And I jumped on a Skype call with this Balding, fucking fat 45 year old and he slipped me through. He's like, what do you want? I'm like, give me these and these. He's all right, all right, I just need your address and the hours when your parents are gone.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Steve Ranazizi]

And. And I was like, I'm willing to risk it. I would have spread my Asshole on camera. For two Dark magicians at the time, I was.

[Lev Fur]

That's big.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I was going for it. So he's like, all right, I got you. He's like, shipped. Confirmed, right? Like, two weeks pass by. Every day I'm checking the mailbox. Finally I'm like, I think this guy pulled a fast one on me, you know? And then I messaged him. I go, hey, man, you didn't send me these cards. I gave you my address. What the. And I'm like, I'm gonna. Should I tell the cops or what? I just wanted the cards. I was trying to angle them.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. He goes, I'll tell everyone, you children the way you've told me if you don't give me my cards.

[Steve Ranazizi]

And he goes. He goes, look, man, don't. Please don't tell anybody. I. I'm sorry. And then he wrote, also, I. I have cancer. I'll be dead soon anyway. Which is the most like, leave me alone to die in peace.

[Lev Fur]

You were like, the cards. Where are the cards? There were no cards.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And that guy went on to 10,000 more children. Did not turn him in. He fucked the whole county.

[Big J Okerson]

Saved so many lives.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Could have stopped all that horrific nonsense.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex, where are our points at? I think Lev just took the lead.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, of course he did.

[Alex]

All right. On the scoreboard, in last place with four points, Zia Anderson.

[Zia Anderson]

I feel like I should have trained for this or something.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You're doing perfect.

[Alex]

In fourth place with seven points, Steve Brown is. Easy.

[Lev Fur]

Stop.

[Alex]

Third.

[Lev Fur]

It's over.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

We missed it, guys. We up again.

[Alex]

In third place with 10 points, Lewis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

Anybody'S game.

[Alex]

Still in second place with 12 points, Big J. Okerson.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's starting to sink in, isn't it, Jay?

[Big J Okerson]

And in the lead.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Long ride home.

[Big J Okerson]

Lev's talking about his chair.

[Alex]

In the lead with 16 points, lev fur.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Let's go.

[Lev Fur]

I feel it slipping through my fingers. All Wynn Cruz wants is to renovate and reopen her grandparents fucking ice cream shop. With fresh flavors, classic charm, and a big old scoop of pride. But a blizzard blows in a corpse and stirs up old rivalries. Wynn has to crack the case before anything she's worked for melts away. Because in this town, secrets can be just as cold and deadly as the Ohio winter itself. Wow.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I can picture myself reading it already, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

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[Lev Fur]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Lev Fur]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Lev Fur]

Alex, Our final story. Story number eight.

[Alex]

Story number eight.

[Big J Okerson]

What a game.

[Lev Fur]

It was. Leaned in.

[Alex]

Someone close to me enjoys pranking me by leaving my phone Opal open to Google searches of explicit get super BBW images. Sometimes there is involved.

[Lev Fur]

I have these things on my phone.

[Steve Ranazizi]

This is big J. And that's someone's Ari Shafir.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, well, I was gonna say no matter what, it's Ari Shafir, but it could be Steve. And Steve is touching his face right now. Very, very bashful.

[Lev Fur]

It's Ari and Steve.

[Big J Okerson]

It's Ari and Steve.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's not the. It's not Lewis. Because if you try to do this to Lewis and you open Google, there's something so much worse already on his screen.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I can see this. It's definitely Ari because that's our friend that does this.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's Ari or Derosa.

[Big J Okerson]

And Ari would do this. So all four guys on this panel.

[Lev Fur]

But Ari goes were Ari would more like send those images to your mother from your phone. That's how he operates. This is a little. This is a little. But again, this could have been back in LA when he was warming up. Steve just nodding at me while I'm saying this.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Nope, this does read Ari. But I. It's not me. The person he knows. My kid could grab a phone at any time and that means nothing.

[Big J Okerson]

Does not care at all.

[Lev Fur]

Drugged. He drugged Bert while his family was waiting for dinner in the room.

[Steve Ranazizi]

So here's the thing. Who's more likely to leave their phone out and open Steve's Is the only one out right now to the boys. Might be Steve then.

[Lev Fur]

Might be nothing to say, huh, Steve? No.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm a nice pool you got, huh? I really wish this was my story. Because I could fool all of you and win, but I can't.

[Big J Okerson]

You fooled nobody. We all think it's you.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You wrote Zia.

[Big J Okerson]

No, this is my last.

[Lev Fur]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

I never. I never took.

[Lev Fur]

Check the tapes. Jay.

[Steve Ranazizi]

When it's not Jay, he does a lot of talking. This one. He's been quiet. It might be Jay.

[Lev Fur]

This just wouldn't. I would find this funny. This wouldn't like.

[Steve Ranazizi]

That's why they do it.

[Lev Fur]

Ari does is goes and like emails people like important in my business world and says like, I've quit SiriusXM him and he's done that stuff. And then I think back and remember Ari saying earlier in the day, hey, can I use your computer real quick?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, God.

[Lev Fur]

So yeah, I know not to let him do this, but this already took.

[Big J Okerson]

My phone recently and tweeted out that I'm attracted to big black women.

[Lev Fur]

There you go. And I'm gonna say it. Someone had to say it.

[Big J Okerson]

I think I'm getting a vibe with Steve now. Here's Jay. I will tell you, just strategically speaking, if Lev votes Steve, there's no way for you to be him. So you also voting Steve. I would wait for Lev to whisper.

[Lev Fur]

That in my ear next time. Just so you know. Wait to see what Lev does.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna lose anyway, so I'm going Steve. This seems like an Ari and Steve story. This is the type of friendship they've had for a long time.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It does read me, but it again, it's not. It's not. It is not me convince. I'm telling you right now. I know you don't know me.

[Zia Anderson]

I know.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I.

[Zia Anderson]

This makes this so much harder.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It is. It is very hard to defend yourself, but it's not.

[Lev Fur]

I gotta go first.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you don't have to go first. Wait for Lev to go.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What are we gonna sit here all night?

[Lev Fur]

I think it's Steve.

[Steve Ranazizi]

You haven't written either. What are you.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I gotta wait to figure out which one of these two it is.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I don't think it's Lewis. Lewis isn't giving me lying.

[Lev Fur]

Or you can could be with live too. The sellers could be, but this could easily be. I don't know if you're leaving your phone.

[Steve Ranazizi]

How do I leave a phone, guy? Jay, look at me. I know it's you.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

God.

[Lev Fur]

No, it's not okay, bro. Never lie to you. I don't. Would you swear my. Absolutely. I swear.

[Steve Ranazizi]

I swear.

[Lev Fur]

My phone. I'm not gonna leave my phone out.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Me either.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Jay is terrified to leave his phone out.

[Lev Fur]

I Don't want friends or anybody. Look. Oh, Steve. Then for sure. Boom.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Yeah, it's Steve.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no, no.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I think Big Jay may get his first win here.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, if it's Big J.

[Steve Ranazizi]

God, why are you guys booing it?

[Lev Fur]

Why?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, if it's Big J, that'd be fucking wild.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's going to be. It's going to happen. We're about to witness it. Unless it's you, Louis. Unless. And then you win.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, dude. Imagine it was me. Jay. Jay would cry his eyes out.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Audience vote Steve or Big J. Clap for Steve.

[Lev Fur]

Clap for Steve.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Clap for Big J. I'm going with the house on this one. You guys both seem like you're lying. I'm going, Big J.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. Jay's doing the math in his head right now. Those glasses don't make any smarter, Alex. He's having a real hard time with this math.

[Alex]

Wow, you guys. This story, please be Zia. Belongs to Zia Anderson.

[Lev Fur]

I got one.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

I can't believe Ari Shaffir does that to you.

[Zia Anderson]

Now I'm scared to meet him.

[Big J Okerson]

Who does this to you?

[Zia Anderson]

My husband does that to me constantly.

[Alex]

Constantly.

[Zia Anderson]

And he, like, lulled me into a false sense of security. Like, he won't do it for a while, but he's so good at it because I just don't pay attention. He'll do it right in front of me. He'll just pick my phone up, and I'm just like, not.

[Big J Okerson]

If my girlfriend picks my phone up right in front of me, I will bite her on the face of your mind. I see.

[Zia Anderson]

I've seen so many, so many naked fat ladies, and then lately they've been shitting. It's. Oh, God, I see so many.

[Steve Ranazizi]

That's what they do.

[Lev Fur]

Gotta ramp up.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. Alex, where are our final story? Zia comes in at the end with a perfect fucking round.

[Lev Fur]

Sweet.

[Big J Okerson]

Where was this energy all night? Zia, you could have won this whole game.

[Zia Anderson]

I was so nervous. This is my first time.

[Big J Okerson]

This is great. You did great.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Well, you did better than me.

[Big J Okerson]

You did great. Alex, what is our final story count? Point score, something.

[Lev Fur]

There it is.

[Alex]

All right, our final scores. In very last place.

[Steve Ranazizi]

The El Salvadorian.

[Big J Okerson]

No, it's not me.

[Alex]

The losingest guest in Story wars history.

[Lev Fur]

Yes. Don't worry.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Steve just guessed with seven points.

[Alex]

Steve, red is easy.

[Lev Fur]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You know, someone at the bar came over to me early, and they go, we believe in you tonight. We think you're gonna win. I've let everyone down.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, Steve's gonna chat with chat GBT on the way home about this.

[Lev Fur]

Long chat.

[Big J Okerson]

The long conversation.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

How do I win?

[Steve Ranazizi]

He's upset. He finally went soft.

[Lev Fur]

Finally. He finished.

[Alex]

Alex in fourth place with 10 points. Luis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

Respectable.

[Steve Ranazizi]

It's respectable.

[Lev Fur]

Double digits.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Double digits, yeah. Not a loser.

[Alex]

We had a tie tonight for second and third place. So I'm gonna announce your winner tonight with 16 points, Lev Fur.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Lev Fur]

Oh, it was a tough game.

[Steve Ranazizi]

Put ice cream on the line. I'm not around.

[Lev Fur]

Son, no one's fucking around. Makes a noise. For lev fur. Your newest story warrior Lev, you now have. You now have the ability to spark the. You know what it is?

[Steve Ranazizi]

Double points.

[Lev Fur]

Yeah. Welcome to the story awards family. Lev furr. Having a big round of applause for all of our contestants tonight. Steve ranazizi. D. Anderson, you knew a story warrior, Lev firth. Thank you guys so much for hanging out and coming to hang with us here at story wars. We'll catch you guys next time. Until day peace.