Story Warz
Episode 048: Kam Patterson, Vinny Guadagnino, & Mike Feeney | Danger
Hosted by GaS Digital Network
Release Date: July 4, 2025
Location: The Stand Comedy Club, New York City
Introduction
In Episode 048 of Story Warz, hosted by GaS Digital Network, comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez welcome special guests Kam Patterson, Vinny Guadagnino, and Mike Feeney. Filmed live at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City, this episode delves into the theme of "Danger" as participants engage in a spirited game of storytelling, deception, and wit.
Game Setup and Rules
Timestamp: [06:27]
Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez introduce the format of Story Warz, a game where each panelist has submitted three to five stories centered around the theme of "Danger." The host's producer, Alex, selects eight of these stories at random. Participants must guess the author of each story or, if it's their own, convincingly disguise its origin. Points are awarded as follows:
- 2 points for correctly identifying the author of another's story.
- 1 point for successfully deceiving the panel into believing your story is not yours.
Once a participant commits their guess, it cannot be changed. The game progresses through multiple rounds, with the potential for consecutive stories from the same contestant due to the random selection process.
Round 1: Impressive yet Awkward Car Maneuver
Timestamp: [09:15]
Mike Feeney opens the game with a story about trying to impress girls by reclining his car seat, leading to an uncomfortable and awkward situation. The panelists debate who might have shared this tale, with humorous speculations pointing towards Vinny Guadagnino due to his confident persona.
Notable Quote:
Mike Feeney: "When I was younger, I would try to impress girls by having them sit behind me in my car while driving."
Timestamp: [09:15]
Outcome:
At [14:28], Alex reveals the story belongs to Mike Feeney, giving him an early advantage with four points.
Round 2: Border Patrol Encounter
Timestamp: [18:45]
Mike Feeney shares an intense experience of being stopped by border patrol while carrying drugs but managing to evade arrest. The panelists, including Luis J. Gomez and Cam Patterson, engage in a lively discussion trying to pinpoint who could be behind this daring story.
Notable Quote:
Cam Patterson: "I was going to say Louis has had multiple run-ins with..."
Timestamp: [19:15]
Outcome:
Alex discloses that the story is Cam Patterson's, earning Cam three points and adding complexity to the competition.
Round 3: Half Pipe Mishap
Timestamp: [27:02]
Mike Feeney narrates a near-disastrous attempt at skateboarding on a rented city bike's half-pipe, resulting in a flip and a chaotic landing. The panel humorously debates the credibility of the story, suspecting Vinny due to his adventurous image.
Notable Quote:
Big J Okerson: "When I was younger, I just wasn't trying to impress girls."
Timestamp: [10:37]
Outcome:
Upon revelation at [15:01], Cam Patterson claims ownership of the story, securing additional points.
Round 4: The Reluctant Paperboy
Timestamp: [33:06]
Mike Feeney presents a tale of being a paperboy who hesitates to deliver newspapers to a particularly dangerous area, raising suspicions among the panel about the true author of the story. Vinnie Guadagnino steps into the conversation, clarifying that he was actually a pizza delivery boy, not a paperboy.
Notable Quote:
Vinnie Guadagnino: "No, I was a pizza delivery boy. And the projects in Staten Island are gay."
Timestamp: [34:00]
Outcome:
Alex confirms the story belongs to Vinnie Guadagnino, boosting Vinnie's score to seven points.
Mid-Game Point Update
Timestamp: [41:23]
With half the game concluded, Mike Feeney leads with eight points, followed closely by Vinnie Guadagnino. Luis J. Gomez and Cam Patterson trail behind, setting the stage for a thrilling second half.
Second Half: Double Points Introduction
Timestamp: [45:44]
Luis J. Gomez announces that the final four stories will carry double points, escalating the game's intensity and offering participants a chance to make significant comebacks.
Round 5: Trap House Turmoil
Timestamp: [48:00]
Luis J. Gomez delivers a gripping story about visiting a friend's new baby, only to discover she's living in a chaotic trap house filled with drugs, guns, and unsettling activities. The detailed narrative sparks heated debates among the panelists regarding its authenticity.
Notable Quote:
Luis J. Gomez: "...at the top, it was a giant eyeball."
Timestamp: [54:15]
Outcome:
The story is revealed to be Luis's own, awarding him two additional points for deceiving the panel, thus increasing his lead.
Round 6: Cliff Diving Catastrophe
Timestamp: [59:17]
Mike Feeney recounts a perilous cliff-diving attempt intended to impress a girl, which nearly results in drowning. The harrowing experience leads the panel to question its legitimacy, with Vinnie initially contesting the plausibility before Cam accurately identifying it as Mike's story.
Notable Quote:
Mike Feeney: "I once almost drowned trying to impress a girl by jumping off a cliff into the water."
Timestamp: [59:17]
Outcome:
Cam Patterson's accurate guess rewards Mike with two points, tightening the competition.
Round 7: Chlamydia Confession
Timestamp: [71:12]
Cam Patterson opens up about a personal encounter that resulted in contracting chlamydia, sharing the complexities of its transmission and the emotional aftermath. The panel wrestles with the believability of the story, eventually attributing it to Luis J. Gomez.
Notable Quote:
Vinnie Guadagnino: "I told you I had committed. Yes, I've had committed."
Timestamp: [75:07]
Outcome:
Alex confirms the story belongs to Luis J. Gomez, who gains further points, maintaining his lead.
Round 8: Six Flags Showdown
Timestamp: [83:06]
Mike Feeney concludes the storytelling segment with a dramatic account of a verbal altercation at Six Flags amusement park involving a roller coaster ride operator and subsequent chaos. The panel debates vigorously before recognizing the story as Mike's own.
Notable Quote:
Cam Patterson: "We went on Nitro. I was truly terrified of roller coasters."
Timestamp: [85:43]
Outcome:
Luis J. Gomez accurately identifies the story as Mike's, granting Mike an additional two points and solidifying his position.
Final Point Tally and Winner
Timestamp: [91:56]
After an intense series of storytelling and strategic guessing, the final scores are as follows:
- Cam Patterson: 13 points
- Big J Okerson: 12 points
- Vinny Guadagnino: 11 points
- Luis J. Gomez: 9 points
- Mike Feeney: 8 points
Cam Patterson emerges victorious, securing the top spot with his keen observational skills and accurate deductions throughout the game.
Notable Quote:
Cam Patterson: "It's the biggest comeback in the game. Do you believe in miracles?"
Timestamp: [57:31]
Conclusion and Highlights
Episode 048 of Story Warz showcases a captivating blend of humor, camaraderie, and competitive spirit among comedians and special guests. The dynamic between Big J Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez adds a layer of entertainment, while Kam Patterson, Vinny Guadagnino, and Mike Feeney bring unique perspectives and stories to the table.
Key Highlights:
- Engaging Game Play: The "Danger" theme provided ample material for thrilling and humorous stories, keeping both live and remote audiences entertained.
- Notable Interactions: The playful banter and teasing between hosts and guests, such as Big J's jabs at Mike Feeney and Cam Patterson's strategic gameplay, enriched the episode's lively atmosphere.
- Memorable Quotes:
- Louis J. Gomez: "It's an ethnicity war right in the middle."
- Big J Okerson: "Vinnie can just not lose in life."
- Cam Patterson: "I feel so betrayed every time someone lies to my face."
- Final Victory: Cam Patterson's success in the game highlights his sharp intuition and ability to read his fellow contestants effectively.
Promotions and Announcements: Throughout the episode, hosts and guests promote upcoming events, merchandise, and personal projects, including:
- Merchandise: Story Wars merchandise available at StoryWarsMerch.com.
- Live Shows: Upcoming live performances in Los Angeles, New Jersey, Atlantic City, Tampa, and more.
- Podcasts and Books: Promotions for Cam Patterson's new podcast "Co Host Wanted" and Luis J. Gomez's forthcoming book "Knives and Spoons."
Closing Remarks
Episode 048 of Story Warz delivers an exhilarating and laughter-filled experience, blending personal anecdotes with competitive storytelling. The engaging interactions and strategic gameplay offer listeners an immersive and entertaining journey into the world of deceptive storytelling.
Whether you're a longtime fan or tuning in for the first time, this episode promises to keep you hooked with its dynamic hosts, compelling guests, and unforgettable moments of danger and deception.