Podcast Summary: Story Warz - Episode 050 Featuring Jeff Ross, Bonnie McFarlane & KP Burke | Released on July 18, 2025
Introduction and Sponsor Messages (00:00 - 02:39)
The episode kicks off with Louis J. Gomez and Big Jay Oakerson promoting their sponsors, including Bombas and Skank Fest New Orleans. They humorously highlight the comfort of Bombas apparel and the excitement surrounding Skank Fest, which boasts over 150 comedians and multiple stages. Additionally, they announce the launch of the Story Warz merchandise store, featuring various themed items.
Notable Quotes:
- Jeff Ross (00:06): "Bombas are so absurdly comfortable, you may throw out all your other clothes."
- Big Jay Oakerson (00:30): "It is the largest lineup we've ever had... over 150 comedians, six stages, three full days of comedy..."
Game Rules and Contestant Introduction (02:39 - 05:08)
Louis and Big Jay introduce the main format of "Story Warz," explaining that contestants will share stories on a given subject—in this episode, "Fun." The panel comprises KP Burke from the American Loser podcast, comedian Bonnie McFarlane known for her book Women Aren't Funny, and Jeff Ross, the Roastmaster General with an upcoming Broadway show.
Notable Quotes:
- Louis J. Gomez (07:08): "If it is your story, you're the only person who knows that it's your job to fool the people that it's not your story."
- Big Jay Oakerson (07:39): "And here's the thing I'll tell you right now. For those people who haven't been here before, this is a lot of fun."
First Story Round: Moped Birthday Surprise (10:26 - 24:22)
The first story revolves around receiving a moped as a birthday gift. Contestants share humorous and heartfelt anecdotes, with Bonnie revealing a touching memory that causes her to shed a tear. Jeff Ross shares a personal story about his parents' unique approach to granting independence through gifts.
Notable Quotes:
- Bonnie McFarlane (16:03): "I remember when we used to just drive on the highway and give the finger to people and we'd laugh all night."
- Jeff Ross (23:00): "The moped was pretty fun. And more guys humped my mom than the mopeds."
Points Update:
- Louis J. Gomez: 1 point
- Big Jay Oakerson & KP Burke: 2 points each
- Jeff Ross: 0 points
Second Story Round: Fake Irish Accent for Love (26:40 - 34:22)
Participants recount attempts to impress others by adopting accents. KP Burke shares his experience faking an Irish accent to secure a romantic encounter, highlighting cultural interactions and personal boundaries. Jeff Ross discusses his own ventures into playful deception during his time at Boston University.
Notable Quotes:
- KP Burke (34:22): "She took her shirt off, and I just went on."
- Jeff Ross (32:06): "You know, I've never seen an Irish person out of my league."
Points Update:
- Bonnie McFarlane: 2 points
- Louis J. Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson: 3 points each
- KP Burke: 8 points
- Jeff Ross: 8 points
Third Story Round: Chewing Gum Prank (35:01 - 46:38)
The third round features a prank involving covering a teacher's mailbox with chewed bubble gum. Louis J. Gomez narrates the mischievous act, while other contestants humorously debate the authenticity of the story, considering who among them is most likely to have committed the prank.
Notable Quotes:
- Louis J. Gomez (35:03): "We just put so many pieces in our mouths and wrapped her entire mailbox in it."
- Bonnie McFarlane (41:06): "I'll never make fun of a kid like that again."
Points Update:
- Bonnie McFarlane: 3 points
- KP Burke & Big Jay Oakerson: 8 points each
- Jeff Ross: 10 points
- Louis J. Gomez: 10 points
Fourth Story Round: Acting Out Rocky Horror (47:00 - 73:03)
Participants share stories about acting out characters, specifically from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Jeff Ross describes his experience dressing as Frankenfooter during his time at Boston University and the ensuing interactions that led to lasting friendships. The discussion delves into personal growth, creativity, and the challenges of embracing unconventional interests.
Notable Quotes:
- Jeff Ross (78:22): "I put on the Frankenfooter makeup and the stockings and I got to act it out."
- Bonnie McFarlane (75:26): "Men, men do go into the adult film industry as well."
Points Update:
- Bonnie McFarlane: 4 points
- Jeff Ross: 14 points
- Big Jay Oakerson & KP Burke: 9 points each
- Louis J. Gomez: 11 points
Final Story Round: Banned from a Comedy Club (74:33 - 90:57)
The last story involves getting banned from a comedy club due to inappropriate behavior in the green room. Bonnie McFarlane reveals that the incident was with KP Burke, who humorously emphasizes their bond despite the clash. The group reflects on past antics, emphasizing camaraderie and the competitive spirit of the game.
Notable Quotes:
- Bonnie McFarlane (90:15): "We were trying... to have sex in every comedy club that we could."
- Jeff Ross (85:07): "I've never been banned for it."
Points Update:
- Louis J. Gomez: 14 points
- Jeff Ross: 12 points
- Big Jay Oakerson & KP Burke: 9 points each
- Bonnie McFarlane: 7 points
Conclusion and Winner Announcement (91:01 - 93:17)
As the game concludes, Louis J. Gomez emerges as the winner with a total of 18 points, securing the prize of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer adapted for a fifth-grade reading level. The hosts wrap up the episode by congratulating the contestants and promoting upcoming shows and personal projects, including Jeff Ross's Broadway premiere and Big Jay Oakerson's comedy tour.
Notable Quotes:
- Louis J. Gomez (92:32): "Louis J. Gomez, you're taking home the Adventures of Tom Sawyer."
- Jeff Ross (93:17): "Thank you, bud. It's gonna be a lot of fun."
Overall Insights and Themes
- Humor and Camaraderie: The episode highlights the playful and competitive nature of the hosts and guests, blending humor with personal storytelling.
- Personal Growth: Contestants share stories that reflect their journeys, challenges, and moments of vulnerability.
- Edgy Content: The podcast maintains an edgy tone, incorporating explicit jokes and candid discussions, characteristic of the hosts' comedic styles.
Closing Remarks
"Story Warz" Episode 050 offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and competitive storytelling, featuring prominent figures in the comedy scene. Despite moments of offensive humor, the episode underscores the strong rapport and camaraderie among the hosts and guests, making it an engaging listen for fans of comedic banter and storytelling games.