Podcast Summary: Story Warz Episode 054 – Patton Oswalt, Adam Carolla, & Jason Mewes | Day Jobs

Overview

In Episode 054 of Story Warz: A Game of Deceptive Storytelling, hosted by GaS Digital Network, comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez invite esteemed guests Patton Oswalt, Adam Carolla, and Jason Mewes to participate in an engaging and humorous competition. The episode, released on August 15, 2025, takes place live at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City. The central theme revolves around "Day Jobs," where each participant shares personal stories related to their various employment experiences, aiming to deceive their fellow panelists about the authorship of these tales.

Game Mechanics

At the heart of the episode is the game "Story Wars," wherein each panelist submits three to five stories based on the designated topic—in this case, "Day Jobs." The producer, Alex, reads out eight of these stories one by one. The objective for the panelists is twofold:

1. Disguise Ownership: If the story is one of their own, they must convince others that it isn’t theirs.
2. Identify Authorship: If the story isn’t theirs, they must correctly guess who among the panelists is the true author.

Scoring Rules:

• Fooling Others: Successfully deceiving a panelist about the story's origin awards the deceiver one point per person fooled.
• Correct Identification: Accurately identifying the story’s author grants two points for each correct guess.

Key Discussions and Highlights

1. Introduction of Guests:

   • Jason Mewes: Best known for his roles alongside Kevin Smith as Jay in the Clerks series, Mewes brings a playful and competitive spirit to the game.
   • Patton Oswalt: An acclaimed comedian and actor, Oswalt adds intellectual humor and sharp wit.
   • Adam Carolla: Host of The Adam Carolla Show, Carolla contributes his signature candid and irreverent humor.

2. Initial Stories and Reactions:

   • The first story involves working at a video rental store where the protagonist deals with a "do not rent" list due to family associations. This prompts humorous banter, particularly between Louis and Jason, as they try to discern the story’s true author.
   • Patton Oswalt humorously struggles with the nuances of the game’s rules, adding levity to the competition.

3. Second Story – Navigating a Unique Workplace:

   • The second story discusses working in a specialized warehouse environment, leading to jokes about the nature of the products handled and the complexities of maintaining professionalism in such settings.
   • Patton Oswalt and Adam Carolla bring outlandish speculations about each other’s potential involvement, enhancing the comedic tension.

4. Third and Fourth Stories – Escalating Deceptions:

   • Subsequent stories delve into more outrageous workplace scenarios, including interactions with eccentric clients and unconventional job duties.
   • As the game progresses, the competition intensifies, with Luis J. Gomez steadily leading the scoreboard, much to the chagrin of his fellow panelists.

5. Fifth and Sixth Stories – Peak Comedy and Tension:

   • The stories reach a peak of absurdity, touching upon bizarre job responsibilities that test the panelists’ ability to maintain composure and continue the deceptive narrative.
   • Jason Mewes showcases his comedic prowess by maintaining a facade despite the increasingly ridiculous nature of the stories.

6. Final Stories – The Climax:

   • The final stories push the boundaries of the game, with Patton Oswalt making a bold move by suggesting quadruple points, thereby upending the game's dynamics.
   • The panelists engage in a frenzy of accusations and defenses, culminating in a high-stakes finale where Louis J. Gomez triumphs with an unprecedented score of 24 points, securing his victory in Story Warz history.

Notable Quotes

• Louis J. Gomez (00:30): "Story Wars merch store now up and functioning. Everyone get your goddamn merch right now."
• Jason Mewes (07:58): "Sign up for your $1 a month trial at shopify.com listen shopify.com listen Skank."
• Patton Oswalt (07:10): "It's a big deal, but you did say it wrong."
• Adam Carolla (17:42): "Oh, well."
• Louis J. Gomez (29:34): "Alex, story number two belongs to Adam Carolla."
• Jason Mewes (55:58): "All swings are sex swings when Adam's around."
• Patton Oswalt (67:14): "I'm going to have sex with this guy and [inaudible], and [inaudible] on him."

Concluding Remarks

The episode culminates with Louis J. Gomez emerging as the winner, amassing 24 points and setting a new record for the show. The panelists, despite their fierce competition and playful antagonism, end the episode on a high note, celebrating the camaraderie and humor that Story Warz fosters among its participants. The inclusion of guest stars like Patton Oswalt, Adam Carolla, and Jason Mewes not only elevates the entertainment value but also brings diverse comedic styles to the fore, making Episode 054 a standout installment in the Story Warz series.

Final Scoreboard:

1. Louis J. Gomez – 24 Points
2. Big Jay Oakerson – 12 Points
3. Patton Oswalt – 9 Points
4. Jason Mewes – 5 Points
5. Adam Carolla – 4 Points

Join the Next Episode

Listeners are encouraged to tune in to future episodes of Story Warz for more hilarious storytelling, celebrity guests, and intense competitions. Don’t miss out on the fun—whether you're a fan of stand-up comedy or enjoy seeing your favorite comedians engage in playful rivalry, Story Warz promises endless entertainment.