Story Warz Ep. 055 – “Women”

Comedians: Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, Sam Tripoli, Mayhem Miller & Josh Potter

Recorded live at The Stand Comedy Club, NYC | August 22, 2025

Overview

This episode of Story Warz centers around the gameshow’s classic format: a panel of comedians each submits true or questionable stories on the week's theme—this time, “Women”—then try to deceive one another (and the audience) about which stories actually belong to whom. Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez host, with panelists Sam Tripoli, MMA fighter/comedian Mayhem Miller, and the ever-deadpan Josh Potter battling for comedic supremacy (and a book about pregnancy as the grand prize).

Expect wild stories, quick-witted roast sessions, memes about each other’s sex lives, and some unfiltered jokes about dating, sex, and run-ins with women of every background—plus plenty of playful digs about looks, masculinity, race, and potholes in the comedians’ careers.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening & Introductions

• The show kicks off with high energy and each comedian is introduced, with playful ribbing and self-deprecating humor.
• Sam Tripoli expresses gratitude for being on Story Warz, "[If they don't ask me, I'm gonna cry so hard...]" (06:24).
• Roast of the hosts and inside jokes about their legends in the pansexual/alt-comedy worlds.
• Reaffirmation of the show’s rules: panelists must lie convincingly about their own stories while trying to identify others’ stories for points.

2. Story Rounds – “Women” Edition

Round 1 – The Overeager Voicemail

“The first woman who approached me after a long relationship gave me her number that night. I left her four messages. I never heard from her again.”

• The group debates if this is stalker or hopeless romantic energy.
• Potter jokes, “You're gonna guess me, and you're going to be wrong. I know this reads me completely.” (14:54)
• The story is revealed as Big Jay’s—complete with his recounting of being advised by a young Kevin Hart, then ignoring advice and bombing the follow-up.
• “This is like the movie Swingers... I called too many times.” (21:13, Big Jay)

Round 2 – Hairdressers, Sex, and Theft

“I was robbed by two women while I banged their friend.”

• Sam Tripoli’s confession about being outplayed by a trio of women (after hoping for a threesome).
• “If they would have all fooled around with me, I would have just gave them that shit.” (33:31, Sam Tripoli)

Round 3 – The Age Gap Sitch

“When I was 22, I hooked up with a 41-year-old woman. The next day, her 10-year-old son asked if I was his new big brother.”

• Josh Potter is outed, and gives a deadpan retelling: he played video games with the kid, slept with the mom, and then left after being called “big brother.” (41:13, Josh Potter)
• “What am I gonna do, I'm there... You should have stole all the video games and left, learn something!” (41:38, Lewis J. Gomez)

Round 4 – Assault Accusations

“A woman once went to the police and told them I assaulted her. I should not be admitting this on this show.”

• The panel immediately suspects Luis J. or Mayhem Miller, both infamous for trouble.
• Luis tells the true story: he was accused randomly by a drunk stranger while selling comedy club tickets, was picked up by cops, but released when cops believed his version.
• “These two dudes, you just saw a moment where they were like, dude, I just fucking believe him. And they were like, just go.” (50:04, Luis J. Gomez)

Round 5 – Catfished by a Plus-Sized Asian

“I once got catfished by an Asian on plentyoffish.com who showed up at 260 pounds. She was so thankful she later dropped off a trash bag full of edibles.”

• Mayhem Miller’s story: he recounts the surprise meetup, the wild one-night stand, and the trash bag of edibles gifted as thanks.
• “She guided herself in the door and immediately started touching in good spots.” (68:14, Mayhem Miller)
• Mayhem on embracing the night: "Fat girls ain't half bad... If they're Asian, it's sort of spiritual." (69:28)

Round 6 – The Mean Uggo and the Switcheroo

“I was getting blown by a girl who was mean and kind of ugly. In the middle, I texted a nicer, prettier girl, and she came over and finished the job. The mean uggo was very, very mad.”

• Josh Potter, unexpectedly, is the guilty party—subverting his “awkward loser” persona.
• “I just accepted the one that was appropriate, and I went home with her—and she was just mean... While she was sucking my dick, I texted the nicer one.” (85:28, Josh Potter)
• The panel is stunned at his dark horse prowess: “You started this show going ‘I never get pussy,’... Every story is sucking and fucking.” (85:59, Big Jay)

Round 7 – Threesome Fail with the Goat Freeze

“I convinced my conservative girlfriend into a threesome, during which she froze like a goat and ruined the experience.”

• Mayhem Miller’s again; his conservative, bodybuilder girlfriend is immobilized by nerves mid-coitus, almost crushing him.
• “She was fine with just me, but the other girl came closer... she would lock up even tighter... Finally, I just asked for a back rub.” (99:05, Mayhem Miller)

Round 8 – Ghetto Lesbian Standoff

“I once had a weapon pulled on me by a ghetto lesbian after getting into an altercation with a small group of her ghetto lesbian friends.”

• Luis J. Gomez shares his past as a street comedy ticket hustler, getting mouthy with a group who then threatened him with a knife.
• “She was like the big, giant fat one [from wrestling]; she had a crazy mohawk in the middle... She pulled the blade on me. I backed down.” (112:48, Luis J. Gomez)

3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You look like a ten-year-old who's had to deal with a long-term poltergeist.” (37:18, Mayhem to Josh)
• “If it’s not Lewis, it’s Mayhem. Lewis could be with y’all… you know what I’m saying.” (26:44, Mayhem, on being robbed during sex)
• “Blind and insane. I’m down. Write the first six pages, you write the next six pages, and then this guy will write the last half.” (51:35, Jason, on podcast co-writing)
• After winning with a flurry of explicit tales, Potter quips: “Buy tickets to my fucking shows, for Christ’s sake.” (84:45)
• Mayhem on his “catfish” hookup: “I lifted her up... tossed her around, like she’d never been... and she was so thankful.” (69:41)

4. Game Play, Jabs & Payoffs

• Throughout, the crew takes affectionate and ruthless shots at each other's sex appeal, careers, and life choices.
• “If you've never fucked a Puerto Rican woman, they can carry a TV. They'll find your wallet.” (30:36, Jason)
• Mayhem Miller continually draws caricatures of the other players while the game proceeds, leading to laughs and more roasting.
• The show escalates with “Double Points” in the second half, keeping even trailing panelists in the running.

5. Winner & Finale

• Josh Potter dominates, with a surge of correct answers and effective deception (“You’re playing against Kaiser Soze!” says Luis at 89:48). His tales of “late bloomer” sexual career are anything but, as he spins stories of age-gap conquests and “tag-team” blowjobs.
• Prize: A copy of Like a Mother: A Feminist Journey through the Science and Culture of Pregnancy.
• Josh’s parting gratitude: “Wisconsin, next weekend. Please come out to those shows, there’s multiple—please, please.” (115:04)

Important Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Event | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------| | 02:41 | Show begins – Hosts & Game Explanation | | 06:24 | Sam Tripoli on being included | | 13:01 | Story #1 Discussion (Big Jay’s voicemail story) | | 20:04 | Big Jay details Swingers-style too-many-calls | | 32:35 | Story #2 Reveal (Sam Tripoli robbed during sex) | | 41:13 | Potter tells his big-brother hookup story | | 50:04 | Luis J. Gomez’s “cop van” false accusation story | | 68:14 | Mayhem’s catfished-by-fat-Asian-and-edibles tale | | 85:28 | Josh reveals “uggo/mean” blowjob switcharoo | | 99:05 | Mayhem describes the “froze like a goat” story | | 112:48 | Lewis details the ghetto lesbian knife showdown | | 115:04 | Potter accepts victory, plugs shows |

Flow, Tone, and Takeaway

True to Story Warz form, the tone is a whirlwind of biting sarcasm, explicit stories, brotherly jeers, and flashes of self-awareness. The comedians riff on masculinity, dating, and their own reputations for romantic misadventure, while inviting (and tolerating) plenty of chaos. The result: a hilarious, rapid-fire competition that veers from braggadocio to humility without ever slowing down, thanks mostly to the wit and willingness to “go there” from everyone on the mike.

If you missed the episode, you can expect:

• Outrageous, real (or maybe not?) stories about dating disasters and weird sex encounters
• Relentless, affectionate roasting among friends
• No holds barred banter—if you’re easily offended, this is not for you
• Genuine surprises: especially how much “nice guy” Josh Potter scores with “mean” women

The final tally:

• Winner: Josh Potter (16 points)
• Other scores: Sam Tripoli (13), Mayhem Miller (10), Big Jay Okerson (9), Luis J. Gomez (13)

For Quick Reference: Memorable Quotes

• “This is like the movie Swingers...I called too many times.” — Big Jay Okerson (21:13)
• “Fat girls ain't half bad... if they're Asian it's sort of spiritual.” — Mayhem Miller (69:28)
• “I just accepted the one that was appropriate, went home with her—and she was just mean... While she was sucking my dick, I texted the nicer one.” — Josh Potter (85:28)
• “If you've never fucked a Puerto Rican woman, they can carry a TV. They’ll find your wallet.” — Jason Mayhem Miller (30:36)
• "Blind and insane. I’m down. Write the first six pages, you write the next six pages, and then this guy will write the last half." — Jason Mayhem Miller (51:35)

This recap covers all key segments, story highlights, panelist banter, and the journey to the game’s conclusion, matching the episode’s raucous, outrageous, and relentlessly funny tone.