Story Warz – Episode 62: "Regrets"

Podcast: Story Warz (GaS Digital Network)
Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson & Luis J. Gomez
Guests/Competitors: Jason Ellis, Ryan Shaner, Greg Stone
Release Date: October 10, 2025
Theme: Regrets

Overview

Episode 62 of Story Warz brings together hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez with first-time competitors Jason Ellis (MMA fighter/skateboarder/comic), Greg Stone (comedian, podcaster), and Ryan Shaner (Philly comic/podcaster). Taped live at New York Comedy Club, the panel competes in a game blending deceptive storytelling, comedy, and humiliation — all around the central theme: "Regrets." The winner takes home a book debunking transgender myths ("You're in the Wrong Bathroom") from the Story Warz library.

This episode is fast-paced with brutal roasts, wild stories ranging from sexual misadventures to physical altercations, and plenty of inside comedy. The game is close, chaotic, and hilarious, with classic crowd interplay and signature GaS Digital irreverence.

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening & Rules

[02:29–06:51]

Jay & Luis welcome the crowd at their new sold-out home, NY Comedy Club.
Story Warz rules: Each panelist (plus Jay & Luis) submits stories about the night’s theme. Stories are read anonymously; panelists must guess whose true story is whose.
Points: +2 for a correct guess, +1 for each person you fool, double points in second half.
Prize: The book "You're in the Wrong Bathroom” (debunking trans myths).

Quote:
Jay: “After we get our amazing panel up here... All five of us on this panel, including Lewis and I, have submitted three to five stories on one specific topic. Tonight's topic: regrets." [05:31]

2. Meet the Panel

[03:19–04:57]

First-timers: Ryan Shaner (END Podcast), Greg Stone (Welcome to Talk Town), Jason Ellis (MMA, EllisMania, pro skateboarder).
Immediate panel banter—joking about looking like a hardcore band, and early roasts on one another’s image and backgrounds.

Quote:
Jay: “You guys look like you’re a hardcore band.”
Jason: “Who’s the singer?”
Luis: “I thought Greg was the manager.” [05:07]

3. Stories & Game Play

Story #1 – The Inhaler Incident

[08:06–19:02]

Story: "I got an inhaler stuck in a woman’s vagina and had to take her to the ER."
Panel’s banter: Accusations of nerdiness, sexual ineptitude, and general horror.
Guesses center on Greg ("nerd vibe," has asthma, Asian wife joke).
Reveal: It's Greg’s story: In 9th grade, fooling around with a girl who asked him to use his inhaler; it got stuck and they almost had to go to his mom’s emergency room.
Memorable moment: Jay: “Call me Al Butyrol, baby!” [16:07]

Quote:
Greg (on what happened): "We were cooking after school... I was fingering her... she was like, grab something, put something in. I freaked out. I had my inhaler... I put it in, and I swear to God, it went. Just went in." [16:37]

Story #2 – Stromboli Sabotage

[21:14–35:42]

Story: "I farted on some food my friend ordered; he ate it defiantly, got food poisoning, and both our girlfriends broke up with us."
Guesses: Most think it’s Shaner, due to Philly/lowlife association.
Reveal: It’s Shaner’s story: He bare-ass farted on a friend’s stromboli out of spite, friend ate it anyway, both got violently sick, and it dominoed into breakups.
Panel reaction: Disgust, lots of “You’re patient zero” jokes.

Quote:
Shaner: “Yo, I farted all over that stromboli.”
Friend: “Yeah, fuck you. Think I give a fuck about farts on my stromboli?” [33:06]

Story #3 – Sandra Bullock??

[37:19–45:03]

Story: “I had sex with someone who I thought was Sandra Bullock.”
Immediate reaction: Everyone thinks it’s Ellis ("famous, parties, wild stories").
Reveal: Jason Ellis.
The story: After Tony Hawk landed the 900, Jason thought he picked up Sandra Bullock (with another woman) at an afterparty—turns out it wasn’t her, only realized after all-night partying and sex.
Audience & panel cackling over punchlines about “doing speed with Sandra Bullock.”

Quote:
Jason: “It’s like, someone that is not as hot as her either... I look over at my friend, and my friend—we don’t say a word to each other, just ‘Oh my God, it’s not her.’" [44:20]

Story #4 – Dog Bite

[48:29–56:24]

Story: “I got bit by a dog trying to pet it through a fence, ignored a ‘beware of dog’ sign.”
Most guess Luis (“Puerto Ricans and dogs” as a running inside joke).
Reveal: It was Luis.
Details: Cute dog, friendly scene, ignored the sign, was bitten and the owner just pointed to the sign.
Classic New York story, continued riffing on ethnicity/dogs theme.

Quote:
Luis: “There was a Puerto Rican guy sitting on his porch, just smiling…it was like out of a Sun Kiss ad…put my hand through the gate and the dog just came up to it... wasn’t even aggressive. He didn’t bark. He literally just went like a (chomp) like a vampire.” [55:39]

Halftime & Score Recap

[56:27–57:17]

Scores are still close: Greg (3 pts), Shaner (4), Jason (5), Luis (6), Jay (6).
Banter about hand turkeys and audience inside jokes.

Story #5 – The Pissing Lady

[64:12–75:19]

Story: “I walked by a black, morbidly obese homeless woman spreading her ass, taking a piss on the street. I had ample time to record but I choked.”
Guesses: Everyone thinks it’s Jay (the phrasing, subject matter).
Reveal: Jay.
Details: Just happened that week in NYC. Sounded like a “horse cock pissing,” was almost splashed, considered filming but chickened out.

Quote:
Jay: “She was gripping ass cheek in each hand, spreading it open... her asshole had that—what is it about homeless shit? It's like a color of tan.” [74:08]

Story #6 – Mom Rap

[79:30–90:09]

Story: “At a 9th grade sleepover, my friend’s mom caught me making up a rap song about her, and forced me to finish the song.”
Debate: Greg or Shaner? Most pick Shaner.
Reveal: Shaner.
Story: Trapped by a “cool mom” who heard them making lewd rap jokes, forced him to finish the song in front of her; lots of old 90s rap nostalgia jokes.

Quote:
Shaner: “I do remember the last thing I said… ‘and I ate her pussy clean off her body’ was like, one of the things I said. And then the door opens, and she was in the hallway.” [88:57]

Story #7 – Michael Bolton/Rod Stewart

[93:23–104:09]

Story: “I called Michael Bolton ‘Rod Stewart’ to his face by accident.”
Guesses: Wild speculation; some think it’s Jay, some Ellis, ultimately it’s Greg.
Reveal: Greg & story: At a fancy Toys R Us event, first time drinking heavily, got hammered, sang “When a Man Loves a Woman” on stage with Michael Bolton, then drunkenly called him Rod Stewart. There’s a photo as proof.

Quote:
Greg: “I was drinking Malibu Bay Breezes… woke up, and she (girlfriend) had CVS pictures… she goes, ‘this is when you took the mic out of his hand, looked at him then the crowd, and said, fuck me hard and fast, Rod Stewart.’” [102:15]

Story #8 – Beaten by a Female Cop

[107:43–118:47]

Story: “I was beaten by a female police officer.”
Guesses: Most think Shaner (small & rowdy reputation). All wrong.
Reveal: Jason Ellis.
Story: In San Diego, helping friends in a fight, accidentally punched someone pulling his long hair—it was a female police officer. She chased him down, tripped him, cuffed and beat him with a baton for 30 minutes, left him sleeping in homeless man’s piss overnight in jail.

Quote:
Jason: “She puts me on my knees and handcuffs my hands behind my hamstrings… then she beat me with a baton for like half an hour, dude. Like, a long time.” [117:17]

Notable Lines & Moments

Panel Brosmanship: The contestants’ constant roasting, from asthma jokes to ethnic/racial riffs (esp. Puerto Rican-dog and Philly filth tropes), are delivered in classic skank comedy style.
Spontaneity: “Jay has gotten way better at this game. He’s got a bunch of wins recently. He’s playing the game right now.” – Luis [70:42]
Infamous Greg Quote: “Call me Al. Butyrol, baby.” [16:07]
Self-Deprecation: “If this is Lewis, I’ll quit the show. No, don’t say that. We love you.” – Jay & Luis [114:14]

Final Scoreboard & Winner

[118:47–119:40]

1st Place (Winner): Jason Ellis – 21 pts
2nd: Greg Stone – 19 pts
3rd: Luis J. Gomez – 14 pts
4th: Ryan Shaner – 10 pts
Last: Big Jay Oakerson – 6 pts

Jason Ellis wins his first appearance and is christened a "Story Warrior," with extra celebration and riffs about America, steroids, and his chaotic journey.

Tone & Takeaways

Tone: Raucous, unfiltered, self-aware, relentlessly mocking yet comradely.
Humor: Body horror, sexual content, ethnic/Philly/NYC/white-trash jokes, and meta-gaming geekery.
Game Vibe: Genuinely competitive, with most competitors caring more about victory as the game heats up.
Memorable Episode: Features some of the best stories yet (according to hosts), likely to land several in the planned Story Warz book.

Essential Timestamps

02:29 – Show intro & rules
08:06 – Story 1 (Inhaler/Vagina)
“Call me Al Butyrol, baby.” – Greg [16:07]
21:14 – Story 2 (Farted Stromboli)
37:19 – Story 3 (Sandra Bullock?)
"We thought we were..." – Jason [43:02]
48:29 – Story 4 (Dog Bite)
64:12 – Story 5 (Street Pissing Lady)
79:30 – Story 6 (Rap Song & Mom)
93:23 – Story 7 (Michael Bolton/Rod Stewart)
107:43 – Story 8 (Female Police Officer Beats Jason)
118:47 – Final scoreboard & winner declared

Conclusion

A tight, hysterically filthy, and deeply competitive installment of Story Warz, “Regrets” proves to be a highlight for the series. It features new players who fit in immediately, infamous story confessions, and instant classic lines. Jason Ellis’s win cements him as a formidable “story warrior,” while everyone’s humiliation is the real prize for listeners.

Recommended for fans of:

Comedy game shows
Guilty, raunchy storytelling
NYC and Philly comic subculture
Relentless inside-joke riffing

Next episode: Who will defend their title and what stories will top these? Tune in next time on Story Warz.

This summary skips all ads and sponsor breaks, focusing solely on game content and comedic gems.

Story Warz – Episode 62: "Regrets"

Overview

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening & Rules

[02:29–06:51]

Jay & Luis welcome the crowd at their new sold-out home, NY Comedy Club.
Story Warz rules: Each panelist (plus Jay & Luis) submits stories about the night’s theme. Stories are read anonymously; panelists must guess whose true story is whose.
Points: +2 for a correct guess, +1 for each person you fool, double points in second half.
Prize: The book "You're in the Wrong Bathroom” (debunking trans myths).

2. Meet the Panel

[03:19–04:57]

First-timers: Ryan Shaner (END Podcast), Greg Stone (Welcome to Talk Town), Jason Ellis (MMA, EllisMania, pro skateboarder).
Immediate panel banter—joking about looking like a hardcore band, and early roasts on one another’s image and backgrounds.

Quote:
Jay: “You guys look like you’re a hardcore band.”
Jason: “Who’s the singer?”
Luis: “I thought Greg was the manager.” [05:07]

3. Stories & Game Play

Story #1 – The Inhaler Incident

[08:06–19:02]

Story: "I got an inhaler stuck in a woman’s vagina and had to take her to the ER."
Panel’s banter: Accusations of nerdiness, sexual ineptitude, and general horror.
Guesses center on Greg ("nerd vibe," has asthma, Asian wife joke).
Reveal: It's Greg’s story: In 9th grade, fooling around with a girl who asked him to use his inhaler; it got stuck and they almost had to go to his mom’s emergency room.
Memorable moment: Jay: “Call me Al Butyrol, baby!” [16:07]

Story #2 – Stromboli Sabotage

[21:14–35:42]

Story: "I farted on some food my friend ordered; he ate it defiantly, got food poisoning, and both our girlfriends broke up with us."
Guesses: Most think it’s Shaner, due to Philly/lowlife association.
Reveal: It’s Shaner’s story: He bare-ass farted on a friend’s stromboli out of spite, friend ate it anyway, both got violently sick, and it dominoed into breakups.
Panel reaction: Disgust, lots of “You’re patient zero” jokes.

Quote:
Shaner: “Yo, I farted all over that stromboli.”
Friend: “Yeah, fuck you. Think I give a fuck about farts on my stromboli?” [33:06]

Story #3 – Sandra Bullock??

[37:19–45:03]

Story: “I had sex with someone who I thought was Sandra Bullock.”
Immediate reaction: Everyone thinks it’s Ellis ("famous, parties, wild stories").
Reveal: Jason Ellis.
The story: After Tony Hawk landed the 900, Jason thought he picked up Sandra Bullock (with another woman) at an afterparty—turns out it wasn’t her, only realized after all-night partying and sex.
Audience & panel cackling over punchlines about “doing speed with Sandra Bullock.”

Story #4 – Dog Bite

[48:29–56:24]

Story: “I got bit by a dog trying to pet it through a fence, ignored a ‘beware of dog’ sign.”
Most guess Luis (“Puerto Ricans and dogs” as a running inside joke).
Reveal: It was Luis.
Details: Cute dog, friendly scene, ignored the sign, was bitten and the owner just pointed to the sign.
Classic New York story, continued riffing on ethnicity/dogs theme.

Halftime & Score Recap

[56:27–57:17]

Scores are still close: Greg (3 pts), Shaner (4), Jason (5), Luis (6), Jay (6).
Banter about hand turkeys and audience inside jokes.

Story #5 – The Pissing Lady

[64:12–75:19]

Story: “I walked by a black, morbidly obese homeless woman spreading her ass, taking a piss on the street. I had ample time to record but I choked.”
Guesses: Everyone thinks it’s Jay (the phrasing, subject matter).
Reveal: Jay.
Details: Just happened that week in NYC. Sounded like a “horse cock pissing,” was almost splashed, considered filming but chickened out.

Quote:
Jay: “She was gripping ass cheek in each hand, spreading it open... her asshole had that—what is it about homeless shit? It's like a color of tan.” [74:08]

Story #6 – Mom Rap

[79:30–90:09]

Story: “At a 9th grade sleepover, my friend’s mom caught me making up a rap song about her, and forced me to finish the song.”
Debate: Greg or Shaner? Most pick Shaner.
Reveal: Shaner.
Story: Trapped by a “cool mom” who heard them making lewd rap jokes, forced him to finish the song in front of her; lots of old 90s rap nostalgia jokes.

Story #7 – Michael Bolton/Rod Stewart

[93:23–104:09]

Story: “I called Michael Bolton ‘Rod Stewart’ to his face by accident.”
Guesses: Wild speculation; some think it’s Jay, some Ellis, ultimately it’s Greg.
Reveal: Greg & story: At a fancy Toys R Us event, first time drinking heavily, got hammered, sang “When a Man Loves a Woman” on stage with Michael Bolton, then drunkenly called him Rod Stewart. There’s a photo as proof.

Story #8 – Beaten by a Female Cop

[107:43–118:47]

Story: “I was beaten by a female police officer.”
Guesses: Most think Shaner (small & rowdy reputation). All wrong.
Reveal: Jason Ellis.
Story: In San Diego, helping friends in a fight, accidentally punched someone pulling his long hair—it was a female police officer. She chased him down, tripped him, cuffed and beat him with a baton for 30 minutes, left him sleeping in homeless man’s piss overnight in jail.

Quote:
Jason: “She puts me on my knees and handcuffs my hands behind my hamstrings… then she beat me with a baton for like half an hour, dude. Like, a long time.” [117:17]

Notable Lines & Moments

Panel Brosmanship: The contestants’ constant roasting, from asthma jokes to ethnic/racial riffs (esp. Puerto Rican-dog and Philly filth tropes), are delivered in classic skank comedy style.
Spontaneity: “Jay has gotten way better at this game. He’s got a bunch of wins recently. He’s playing the game right now.” – Luis [70:42]
Infamous Greg Quote: “Call me Al. Butyrol, baby.” [16:07]
Self-Deprecation: “If this is Lewis, I’ll quit the show. No, don’t say that. We love you.” – Jay & Luis [114:14]

Final Scoreboard & Winner

[118:47–119:40]

1st Place (Winner): Jason Ellis – 21 pts
2nd: Greg Stone – 19 pts
3rd: Luis J. Gomez – 14 pts
4th: Ryan Shaner – 10 pts
Last: Big Jay Oakerson – 6 pts

Jason Ellis wins his first appearance and is christened a "Story Warrior," with extra celebration and riffs about America, steroids, and his chaotic journey.

Tone & Takeaways

Tone: Raucous, unfiltered, self-aware, relentlessly mocking yet comradely.
Humor: Body horror, sexual content, ethnic/Philly/NYC/white-trash jokes, and meta-gaming geekery.
Game Vibe: Genuinely competitive, with most competitors caring more about victory as the game heats up.
Memorable Episode: Features some of the best stories yet (according to hosts), likely to land several in the planned Story Warz book.

Essential Timestamps

02:29 – Show intro & rules
08:06 – Story 1 (Inhaler/Vagina)
“Call me Al Butyrol, baby.” – Greg [16:07]
21:14 – Story 2 (Farted Stromboli)
37:19 – Story 3 (Sandra Bullock?)
"We thought we were..." – Jason [43:02]
48:29 – Story 4 (Dog Bite)
64:12 – Story 5 (Street Pissing Lady)
79:30 – Story 6 (Rap Song & Mom)
93:23 – Story 7 (Michael Bolton/Rod Stewart)
107:43 – Story 8 (Female Police Officer Beats Jason)
118:47 – Final scoreboard & winner declared

Conclusion

Recommended for fans of:

Comedy game shows
Guilty, raunchy storytelling
NYC and Philly comic subculture
Relentless inside-joke riffing

Next episode: Who will defend their title and what stories will top these? Tune in next time on Story Warz.

This summary skips all ads and sponsor breaks, focusing solely on game content and comedic gems.

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Summary

Story Warz – Episode 62: "Regrets"

Overview

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening & Rules

2. Meet the Panel

3. Stories & Game Play

Story #1 – The Inhaler Incident

Story #2 – Stromboli Sabotage

Story #3 – Sandra Bullock??

Story #4 – Dog Bite

Halftime & Score Recap

Story #5 – The Pissing Lady

Story #6 – Mom Rap

Story #7 – Michael Bolton/Rod Stewart

Story #8 – Beaten by a Female Cop

Notable Lines & Moments

Final Scoreboard & Winner

Tone & Takeaways

Essential Timestamps

Conclusion

Summary

Story Warz – Episode 62: "Regrets"

Overview

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening & Rules

2. Meet the Panel

3. Stories & Game Play

Story #1 – The Inhaler Incident

Story #2 – Stromboli Sabotage

Story #3 – Sandra Bullock??

Story #4 – Dog Bite

Halftime & Score Recap

Story #5 – The Pissing Lady

Story #6 – Mom Rap

Story #7 – Michael Bolton/Rod Stewart

Story #8 – Beaten by a Female Cop

Notable Lines & Moments

Final Scoreboard & Winner

Tone & Takeaways

Essential Timestamps

Conclusion