Story Warz Ep. 066 Recap: "Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll"

Host: GaS Digital Network / Big Jay Oakerson & Luis J. Gomez
Guests: Shane Torres, Sienna Hubert-Ross, Ralph Sutton
Date: November 7, 2025
Location: The Stand Comedy Club, NYC

Episode Overview

This uproarious episode of Story Warz centers around the theme "Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll," with comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez facing off against a star-studded panel: Shane Torres, Sienna Hubert-Ross, and Ralph Sutton. Broadcasting live from The Stand Comedy Club, the group shares outlandish, hilarious, and sometimes raunchy stories—some true, some fabricated—while the others guess the source in a competition of wit and deception.

Game Mechanics

• Each panelist and host submits 3–5 stories on the episode's theme.
• Stories are read anonymously; panelists must convince others the story isn't theirs, or guess who it is.
• Scoring:
  • Guess correctly = 2 points (doubled in final four rounds)
  • Fool others with your story = 1 point per person fooled (doubled late game)
• Tonight’s Prize: Sing You Home by Jodi Picoult

Panel Intros & Banter (02:12–05:40)

• Shane Torres (comic touring on the Desperate and Celebrating Tour)
• Sienna Hubert-Ross (comic and Terrifier 3 actress)
• Ralph Sutton (SDR Show host, GaS Digital co-owner)

Memorable Quotes:

• Luis: “Sex, drugs, and rock and roll—that’s how we describe the panel.”
• Shane, deadpan: “If I’m drugs, it’s just antidepressants.”

Notable Stories & Segments

1. Public Hookup with a Burn Victim

Storyteller: Big Jay Oakerson
Timestamp: 08:55–17:42

• At a Korn concert, Jay hooked up backstage with a woman whose lower body was heavily scarred from a fire. Despite surprise, he continued, “because I just didn’t want to hurt her feelings.”

Memorable Quote:

• Jay (15:16): “It looked like she rode a horse made of fire. … It was just her inner thighs, stopped somehow with her pussy—of course, my luck—and then continued down the other leg like Freddy Krueger’s cheeks.”

2. Sex Party Invite Gone Wrong

Storyteller: Sienna Hubert-Ross
Timestamp: 20:37–25:32

• At 18, Sienna was invited by a lesbian to what turned out to be a sex party for married women. It was her first open bar; she ended up too drunk and got kicked out before making it to the VIP sex area.
• Sienna (25:02): “I ended up being kicked out of the sex party for being too young. … I was still a virgin.”

3. Fake-It-Till-You-Fail Rock Band Tryout

Storyteller: Ralph Sutton
Timestamp: 26:53–34:08

• Ralph claimed to be able to play bass to join a friend’s band. He was exposed at a studio session for not knowing the basics and asked to leave in front of a crowd. The guitarist went on to actual music fame.

4. First Time on LSD—Public Nudity

Storyteller: Luis J. Gomez
Timestamp: 38:16–45:13

• At 19, Luis took too much acid, got naked in a public park gazebo, and ran around among friends: “We’re free spirits! Yay!”
• Debate breaks out over whether Luis’s stories are always about getting naked and messing with friends on drugs.

5. Fingering Orgy in a Nightclub

Storyteller: Sienna Hubert-Ross
Timestamp: 53:42–62:11

• At a club as a teen model, Sienna and two girls started fooling around; two more joined: “Literally, everyone just, like, looking. It was crazy. … the only time I’ve ever had like an orgy.”
• Panel Reaction: (Entire room, men and women alike, are floored and ask for more details in both shocked and comedic tones.)
• Jay (55:47): "We're all just stalling because we don't want to come at the same time."
• Ralph (62:13): "Can you let Ralph smell your fingers while you tell it?"

6. Thanksgiving Drug Raid

Storyteller: Shane Torres
Timestamp: 66:37–74:28

• Shane’s drug dealer brothers attracted a cop raid on Thanksgiving; his Irish priest uncle panicked and nearly had a heart attack. After the raid (“they’d been to the house so many times”), his uncle had to be taken to the hospital.

7. Surgical Mishap: The Wrong Toe

Storyteller: Ralph Sutton
Timestamp: 78:26–82:44

• Recovering from foot surgery with painkillers, Ralph didn’t realize his OTHER toe was wrapped too tightly. When unwrapped, the little toe was black. “They had to massage my little tiny toe for like an hour or two to get blood back into it.”

8. One-Night Stand: The Face Punch Request

Storyteller: Big Jay Okerson
Timestamp: 85:34–93:45

• During a Grand Rapids comedy club one-night stand, Jay’s date—an MMA fighter—demanded to be punched in the face during sex. He declined: “I went, oh, you got the wrong guy.”

Table Talk & Running Gags

• Endless ribbing of Ralph’s sex life, height, and age.
• Luis and Jay joust for points, expose each other’s embarrassing secrets, and trash each other’s stories.
• Sienna’s stories prompt repeated “boner checks” amid uproarious, often self-deprecating male reactions.
• The “Sultan” in the audience becomes a running bit for international flavor.

Final Scores & Overtime Showdown

Going into Final Overtime:

• Tie: Luis J. Gomez & Shane Torres (18 points)
• Ralph Sutton: 17 points
• Big Jay Okerson: 16
• Sienna: 8

Final Tiebreaker (Story #9): "The Only Time I Bought Cocaine Was for a Girl Who Wanted to Snort It Off My Body"

• Big Jay wrote the story about a woman who requested coke to snort off his body. Both Luis and Shane had to bet their points, then guess the writer. Luis correctly guessed Jay and bet the max, winning with a record score.

Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sienna’s Nightclub Story:
  Jay (61:33): “Were you guys, like, kissing each other and feeling each other’s tits?”
  Sienna: “Like literally having sex at a club. It was crazy.”

• On Jay’s Burn Victim Hookup:
  Jay (15:16): “It looked like she rode a horse made of fire. …”

• On Winning
  Alex (103:24): “Your winner tonight with 36 points—the highest score of any game without septuple points—Luis J. Gomez!”

Key Timestamps

• Game Explanation: 05:24–06:56
• Story 1 (Burn Victim): 08:55–17:42
• Story 2 (Sex Party): 20:37–25:32
• Story 5 (Nightclub Orgy): 53:23–62:11
• Story 6 (Thanksgiving Raid): 66:37–74:28
• Story 8 (Face Punch): 85:34–93:45
• Tiebreaker/Final Winner: 95:13–103:24

Tone & Chemistry

The episode’s energy is a mix of raunchy bravado, infectious laughter, genuine camaraderie, playful trash talk, and occasional heartfelt or awkward honesty. Sienna’s wild confessions both delight and scandalize the rest of the table, while Ralph, Shane, Luis, and Jay riff with classic comic timing and riff on each other’s flaws and life histories.

Closing Thoughts

If you love brutally honest, unfiltered comedy storytelling and hearing comedians out-embarrass each other with tales of sex, drugs, and regretful decisions, this "Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll" edition of Story Warz is not to be missed. The combination of raw personal anecdotes, clever game strategy, and jaw-dropping reveals keeps both panel and audience howling from start to finish.

Winner:
Luis J. Gomez (36 points—record score)