Story Warz | Episode 078: Francis Ellis, Myka Fox, Lev Fer | Theme: Nudity

Date: January 30, 2026
Location: The Stand Comedy Club, NYC
Host: GaS Digital Network
Panelists: Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, Lev Fer, Myka Fox, Francis Ellis

Episode Overview

In this raucous episode of Story Warz, the live comedy game show based on bluffing and storytelling, Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez are joined by comedians Lev Fer, Myka Fox, and Francis Ellis. The theme: Nudity. Over a packed night, contestants try to stump each other with embarrassing, outlandish, and hilarious personal stories involving nakedness, awkward encounters, and sexual misadventure. Points are earned for correctly identifying the storyteller—or successfully deceiving the group.

Key Discussion Points & Stories

1. Opening Banter & Intros [01:00–04:40]

Hosts banter with the crowd about Story Warz. Luis jokingly proclaims, "Just so you know, we're a pro-Palestine show" [01:40], sparking a quick debate about representation and avoiding the politics in favor of comedy.
Jay highlights the heavy Jewish presence on the panel: "Three Jews and a Puerto Rican. That's a sitcom right there." [03:37]

2. Explaining the Game: How to Play Story Warz [04:40–05:52]

Each panelist submits stories based on the night’s theme (nudity).
Stories are read anonymously by producer Alex. The goal: Guess whose story it is while disguising your own.
Scoring: Guess right = 2 pts; Fool someone = 1 pt.

3. Notable & Hilarious Stories

Story 1: The Photograph of My Father's Phallus [08:17–14:26]

Story: "I once saw a photograph of my father's phallus."
Panel debates vocabulary: "Phallus" triggers suspicion it’s Francis’ or Micah’s, given their education/word choice.
Everyone guesses Francis; reveal: Lev Fer wrote it.
Lev tells the backstory: As a kid, answered his mom’s flip phone and saw his dad’s explicit contact photo. “It was his tiny dick. Set as his own caller ID” [13:40].
Jay: "How much of a cock-hungry whore is your mother...?" [14:09]
Lev, on his dad’s size: "Hard and small. He’s got four inches just like his son." [14:35]

Story 2: Sailboat Surprise Through the Porthole [16:25–22:40]

Story: "At 12, I saw a woman undressing through a boat window. She was old and gross; I looked away out of disgust."
Most guess Francis: “Through the window of a boat is the giveaway. Nobody else is near boats.” [19:52]
Francis admits: “I was working as a dock boy...I gave her privacy out of disgust.” [21:48]
Francis deadpans, “It was a coming of age moment for me...I thought I’d be into all women; that made me realize I wasn’t.” [22:24]

Story 3: Caught Masturbating by Roommate’s Date [23:48–31:10]

Story: "Fell asleep masturbating; roommate + date found me with my pants down."
Everyone debates who would do this—"only Louis" per Jay.
Reveal: Luis J. Gomez — tells a tale of falling asleep mid-masturbation, underwear down, discovered by his roommate’s guests: “My dick is fine when it’s hard, but soft and unconscious…like a baby sleeping.” [30:14]
Jay: “They just started cackling, laughing...they had to dare each other to get the bong.” [30:24]

Story 4: Calling the Cops—But Only When It’s a Guy [35:56–40:42]

Story: "A woman across the street showered with window open for months…when her boyfriend did it, I called the cops."
Most place blame on Micah, but the real culprit is Big Jay Okerson.
Jay: "One day a guy did it, and there’s kids…so I went to the police station...they said, ‘You can ring his bell if you want though. Too confrontational.’” [40:19]

Story 5: Game of ‘Guess That Dick’ in the Locker Room [46:08–52:01]

Story: "Covered eyes, tried to ID teammates by their privates in team showers."
Most think Francis, but it is indeed his story: “We got to know each other pretty well halfway through the season...” [52:01]
Jay: "If I had to shower with teammates, I’d quit the sport immediately." [48:42]
Francis: “I write better than this. Are you fucking kidding me?” [50:40], mocking his own verbosity.

Story 6: Coke-Fueled Threesome While Aunt Sleeps Off Cancer [53:32–62:30]

Story: "Visited my sick aunt; after she fell asleep, had a threesome with her friend and some dude."
Micah confesses: “She got me coked up, then said ‘I gotta go fuck my boyfriend now.’ I was too wired and didn’t want to be alone.” [59:41]
Panel explodes with disgust and respect. Micah: “I was 25, her friend was like 50. It was gross but they were thrilled.” [60:22]
Lev: “Can you imagine having to take one of those old-lady electric chairs up the stairs for a threesome?” [60:40]

Story 7: Bullied Into Sending Their First Nude [67:25–74:25]

Story: "The first time I sent a nude, I was bullied into it."
Correct guess: Lev Fer. He details being taunted by a girl into sending a dick pic at age 14: "She sent one first, then said, ‘so you have a tiny dick?’...that hurt so bad I spent hours trying to take the picture." [73:12]
Jay: “I never thought I’d agree with calling a 14-year-old a whore pig bitch, but fuck that chick.” [73:38]

Story 8: Staring at a Boy’s Penis Without Consent in Grade School [76:50–85:07]

Story: "Got in trouble in elementary school for looking at a boy’s penis without consent."
Luis reveals himself: “I stood up on the toilet to look over the stall wall…He hid himself and then told on me. I might have been suspended for elementary school sexual assault.” [84:15]
Jay: “You went down to the principal’s office and got a shot for gay sexual assault.” [85:07]

Tiebreaker/Bonus: The Crust of Chastity [87:31–88:44]

Story: "At age five, thought growing a crust on your genitals proved you weren’t touching yourself."
Quickly guessed: Micah Fox. She laughs: “A girl told me that and I believed her.” [89:00]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On word choice:
Big Jay: “Photograph of my father’s phallus. Is this a fucking gay poet?” [10:35]
On cross-examining Micah:
Luis: "If this is Micah, Micah’s a badass and I’m a...I’m a fan." [55:48]
Micah: “No, that makes it you, then!” [55:53]
On privacy out of disgust:
Jay: “Giving someone privacy out of disgust is my favorite sentence I’ve ever read.” [17:03]
On locker room ID game:
Francis: “You got to know each other pretty well halfway through the season.” [52:01]
Jay on the game’s diversity:
"You never miss once!" [51:53]
Lev on being bullied into nudes:
“She said, so you have a tiny dick? That hurt so bad that I spent the next four hours…” [73:12]
Luis, confessional:
“Sometimes you gotta bully these—Is there, there’s no—is somebody playing the flute in the crowd? Did you hear that? Somebody laughs like an E minor played from a flute.” [68:56]

Highlights & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------------| | 04:52 | Rules Explanation & Introductions | | 08:17–14:26 | Story 1: Photograph of the Father's Phallus | | 16:25–22:40 | Story 2: The Gross Sailboat Striptease | | 23:48–31:10 | Story 3: Asleep While Masturbating | | 35:56–40:42 | Story 4: Calling the Cops on a Naked Neighbor | | 46:08–52:01 | Story 5: Genitalia ID Game in the Locker Room | | 53:32–62:30 | Story 6: Cancer-Aunt’s House Threesome (Micah) | | 67:25–74:25 | Story 7: Bullied Into Sending a Nude | | 76:50–85:07 | Story 8: Elementary School Penis Incident (Luis) | | 87:31–88:44 | Tiebreaker: The Crusty Chastity Myth (Micah) |

Game Results & End

Final Standings:
1st: TIE – Big Jay Oakerson & Luis J. Gomez (20 pts each)
Tiebreaker wager: Jay bets 18, Luis 9; Jay wins and claims ‘A Walk to Remember’ as his prize.
Memorable Closing:
Big Jay: “Even our new friends… I come here every week. This never happens. I think I’m still in single digit wins… Let’s go, baby!” [90:40]

Summary

This episode captures the chaotic, no-holds-barred energy of live NYC comedy with uproarious, occasionally shocking tales about nudity—involving awkward childhood moments, parental mishaps, sexual misadventure, and more. The cast’s chemistry, penchant for going for the bit at all costs, and willingness to skewer each other (and themselves) keeps the show fast-paced and unpredictable. A must-listen for fans of irreverent comedy and unfiltered storytelling.

Story Warz | Episode 078: Francis Ellis, Myka Fox, Lev Fer | Theme: Nudity

Date: January 30, 2026
Location: The Stand Comedy Club, NYC
Host: GaS Digital Network
Panelists: Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, Lev Fer, Myka Fox, Francis Ellis

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Stories

1. Opening Banter & Intros [01:00–04:40]

Hosts banter with the crowd about Story Warz. Luis jokingly proclaims, "Just so you know, we're a pro-Palestine show" [01:40], sparking a quick debate about representation and avoiding the politics in favor of comedy.
Jay highlights the heavy Jewish presence on the panel: "Three Jews and a Puerto Rican. That's a sitcom right there." [03:37]

2. Explaining the Game: How to Play Story Warz [04:40–05:52]

Each panelist submits stories based on the night’s theme (nudity).
Stories are read anonymously by producer Alex. The goal: Guess whose story it is while disguising your own.
Scoring: Guess right = 2 pts; Fool someone = 1 pt.

3. Notable & Hilarious Stories

Story 1: The Photograph of My Father's Phallus [08:17–14:26]

Story: "I once saw a photograph of my father's phallus."
Panel debates vocabulary: "Phallus" triggers suspicion it’s Francis’ or Micah’s, given their education/word choice.
Everyone guesses Francis; reveal: Lev Fer wrote it.
Lev tells the backstory: As a kid, answered his mom’s flip phone and saw his dad’s explicit contact photo. “It was his tiny dick. Set as his own caller ID” [13:40].
Jay: "How much of a cock-hungry whore is your mother...?" [14:09]
Lev, on his dad’s size: "Hard and small. He’s got four inches just like his son." [14:35]

Story 2: Sailboat Surprise Through the Porthole [16:25–22:40]

Story: "At 12, I saw a woman undressing through a boat window. She was old and gross; I looked away out of disgust."
Most guess Francis: “Through the window of a boat is the giveaway. Nobody else is near boats.” [19:52]
Francis admits: “I was working as a dock boy...I gave her privacy out of disgust.” [21:48]
Francis deadpans, “It was a coming of age moment for me...I thought I’d be into all women; that made me realize I wasn’t.” [22:24]

Story 3: Caught Masturbating by Roommate’s Date [23:48–31:10]

Story: "Fell asleep masturbating; roommate + date found me with my pants down."
Everyone debates who would do this—"only Louis" per Jay.
Reveal: Luis J. Gomez — tells a tale of falling asleep mid-masturbation, underwear down, discovered by his roommate’s guests: “My dick is fine when it’s hard, but soft and unconscious…like a baby sleeping.” [30:14]
Jay: “They just started cackling, laughing...they had to dare each other to get the bong.” [30:24]

Story 4: Calling the Cops—But Only When It’s a Guy [35:56–40:42]

Story: "A woman across the street showered with window open for months…when her boyfriend did it, I called the cops."
Most place blame on Micah, but the real culprit is Big Jay Okerson.
Jay: "One day a guy did it, and there’s kids…so I went to the police station...they said, ‘You can ring his bell if you want though. Too confrontational.’” [40:19]

Story 5: Game of ‘Guess That Dick’ in the Locker Room [46:08–52:01]

Story: "Covered eyes, tried to ID teammates by their privates in team showers."
Most think Francis, but it is indeed his story: “We got to know each other pretty well halfway through the season...” [52:01]
Jay: "If I had to shower with teammates, I’d quit the sport immediately." [48:42]
Francis: “I write better than this. Are you fucking kidding me?” [50:40], mocking his own verbosity.

Story 6: Coke-Fueled Threesome While Aunt Sleeps Off Cancer [53:32–62:30]

Story: "Visited my sick aunt; after she fell asleep, had a threesome with her friend and some dude."
Micah confesses: “She got me coked up, then said ‘I gotta go fuck my boyfriend now.’ I was too wired and didn’t want to be alone.” [59:41]
Panel explodes with disgust and respect. Micah: “I was 25, her friend was like 50. It was gross but they were thrilled.” [60:22]
Lev: “Can you imagine having to take one of those old-lady electric chairs up the stairs for a threesome?” [60:40]

Story 7: Bullied Into Sending Their First Nude [67:25–74:25]

Story: "The first time I sent a nude, I was bullied into it."
Correct guess: Lev Fer. He details being taunted by a girl into sending a dick pic at age 14: "She sent one first, then said, ‘so you have a tiny dick?’...that hurt so bad I spent hours trying to take the picture." [73:12]
Jay: “I never thought I’d agree with calling a 14-year-old a whore pig bitch, but fuck that chick.” [73:38]

Story 8: Staring at a Boy’s Penis Without Consent in Grade School [76:50–85:07]

Story: "Got in trouble in elementary school for looking at a boy’s penis without consent."
Luis reveals himself: “I stood up on the toilet to look over the stall wall…He hid himself and then told on me. I might have been suspended for elementary school sexual assault.” [84:15]
Jay: “You went down to the principal’s office and got a shot for gay sexual assault.” [85:07]

Tiebreaker/Bonus: The Crust of Chastity [87:31–88:44]

Story: "At age five, thought growing a crust on your genitals proved you weren’t touching yourself."
Quickly guessed: Micah Fox. She laughs: “A girl told me that and I believed her.” [89:00]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On word choice:
Big Jay: “Photograph of my father’s phallus. Is this a fucking gay poet?” [10:35]
On cross-examining Micah:
Luis: "If this is Micah, Micah’s a badass and I’m a...I’m a fan." [55:48]
Micah: “No, that makes it you, then!” [55:53]
On privacy out of disgust:
Jay: “Giving someone privacy out of disgust is my favorite sentence I’ve ever read.” [17:03]
On locker room ID game:
Francis: “You got to know each other pretty well halfway through the season.” [52:01]
Jay on the game’s diversity:
"You never miss once!" [51:53]
Lev on being bullied into nudes:
“She said, so you have a tiny dick? That hurt so bad that I spent the next four hours…” [73:12]
Luis, confessional:
“Sometimes you gotta bully these—Is there, there’s no—is somebody playing the flute in the crowd? Did you hear that? Somebody laughs like an E minor played from a flute.” [68:56]

Highlights & Timestamps

Game Results & End

Final Standings:
1st: TIE – Big Jay Oakerson & Luis J. Gomez (20 pts each)
Tiebreaker wager: Jay bets 18, Luis 9; Jay wins and claims ‘A Walk to Remember’ as his prize.
Memorable Closing:
Big Jay: “Even our new friends… I come here every week. This never happens. I think I’m still in single digit wins… Let’s go, baby!” [90:40]

078. Francis Ellis, Myke Fox, Lev Fer | Nudity

Summary

Story Warz | Episode 078: Francis Ellis, Myka Fox, Lev Fer | Theme: Nudity

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Stories

1. Opening Banter & Intros [01:00–04:40]

2. Explaining the Game: How to Play Story Warz [04:40–05:52]

3. Notable & Hilarious Stories

Story 1: The Photograph of My Father's Phallus [08:17–14:26]

Story 2: Sailboat Surprise Through the Porthole [16:25–22:40]

Story 3: Caught Masturbating by Roommate’s Date [23:48–31:10]

Story 4: Calling the Cops—But Only When It’s a Guy [35:56–40:42]

Story 5: Game of ‘Guess That Dick’ in the Locker Room [46:08–52:01]

Story 6: Coke-Fueled Threesome While Aunt Sleeps Off Cancer [53:32–62:30]

Story 7: Bullied Into Sending Their First Nude [67:25–74:25]

Story 8: Staring at a Boy’s Penis Without Consent in Grade School [76:50–85:07]

Tiebreaker/Bonus: The Crust of Chastity [87:31–88:44]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Highlights & Timestamps

Game Results & End

Summary

Summary

Story Warz | Episode 078: Francis Ellis, Myka Fox, Lev Fer | Theme: Nudity

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Stories

1. Opening Banter & Intros [01:00–04:40]

2. Explaining the Game: How to Play Story Warz [04:40–05:52]

3. Notable & Hilarious Stories

Story 1: The Photograph of My Father's Phallus [08:17–14:26]

Story 2: Sailboat Surprise Through the Porthole [16:25–22:40]

Story 3: Caught Masturbating by Roommate’s Date [23:48–31:10]

Story 4: Calling the Cops—But Only When It’s a Guy [35:56–40:42]

Story 5: Game of ‘Guess That Dick’ in the Locker Room [46:08–52:01]

Story 6: Coke-Fueled Threesome While Aunt Sleeps Off Cancer [53:32–62:30]

Story 7: Bullied Into Sending Their First Nude [67:25–74:25]

Story 8: Staring at a Boy’s Penis Without Consent in Grade School [76:50–85:07]

Tiebreaker/Bonus: The Crust of Chastity [87:31–88:44]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Highlights & Timestamps

Game Results & End

Summary