Story Warz Episode 83: "Butt Stuff"

Podcast: Story Warz
Host: GaS Digital Network
Date: March 6, 2026
Panelists: Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, Jeremiah Watkins, Matthew Broussard, Chris Stanley
Location: The Stand Comedy Club, NYC
Main Theme: "Butt Stuff" – Humiliating, embarrassing, and outrageous true (and not-so-true) stories about butts, bodily functions, and adult misadventures.

Episode Overview

This episode of "Story Warz" brings together a powerhouse panel of comedians to face off in a hilariously revealing game of storytelling and deception—all themed around the topic of "Butt Stuff." Returning hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez lead the contest, joined by guests Jeremiah Watkins, Matthew Broussard, and Chris Stanley for a night of wild stories, sharp banter, and competitive guessing.

Game Structure & Stakes

• How to Play: Each panelist submits 3–5 stories around the episode’s theme. Stories are read anonymously and, upon hearing one, panelists must guess who they believe submitted it, while the actual storyteller tries to throw them off. Points are awarded for successfully fooling others and for correct guesses.
• Scoring: 2 points for a correct guess; 1 point for each person fooled.
• Prize: A (signed) copy of Chado's novel "Roommate," a twisted tale about a serial-killing Hollywood producer. (“It’s hot.” —Big Jay, 06:09)

Key Moments, Insights & Quotes

Meet the Players (01:47–03:15)

• Hosts and Contestants Introduced
  • Big Jay welcomes returning panelists and introduces Matthew Broussard, making his Story Warz debut.
  • Friendly ribbing sets the tone—Jay jokes about lookalikes in the audience; Jeremiah fires back (“Nose is not that big.” – 02:02).
  • Chris Stanley, coming off a prior defeat, jokes about defending his honor.

"All streaks must come to an end."
– Jeremiah Watkins (03:40)

The Stories (Selected Highlights & Timestamps)

Story 1: The Elevator Fart (07:51–15:56)

Story:
A fart escape gone wrong in a high-rise elevator, leading to a cringe-filled re-encounter with the same pretty girl.

• Panel's Logic: Heavy speculation that it's Chris or Big Jay due to their experience in tall buildings at Sirius XM, and the classic fat-guy-farts trope.
• Broussard’s Defense: “I've never farted, guys.” (09:47)
• Eventually revealed: Matthew Broussard! (“My head was under a helmet, so maybe they didn’t recognize me…” – 15:25)

"If it's your first time listening... tonight's topic: Butt stuff."
– Jay (03:57)

Story 2: Lost Butt Plug (17:49–26:39)

Story:
A romantic mishap with a runaway butt plug and the struggle to retrieve it, concealed from an oblivious girlfriend.

• Lewis's Motive: Admits to using “booty hole” in the story to misdirect, playing into expectations and toyed with racial stereotypes.
• Panel Reasoning: Jay and Lewis debate who “would’ve told the other this story already” if it was theirs.
• The Reveal: It's Luis J. Gomez. (“When I pushed it in, my thumb just… went inside. She didn’t even notice!” – 24:38)

"Let me tell you something: There is no look of relief more rewarding than when you pull something you lost outside of a woman."
– Jay (26:39)

Story 3: Road Comic Shart (31:54–41:09)

Story:
Driving with another comic, a fart turns into a secret shart that has to be endured for the rest of the ride.

• Debate: “This is Jeremiah because he's thin and could live with a shart for three hours." – Jay (32:29)
• Reveal: Jeremiah Watkins. He recounts having no opportunity to clean up—just pushed through for a last-minute LA audition.
• Fallout: "Who was the other comic?" / "Dean Del Ray." — (40:27)

Story 4: Dog Cage Kink (43:10–50:00)

Story:
Dating a woman who enjoyed being spanked through the bars of a dog cage, only for the logistics to prove more difficult than sexy.

• Suspected Writer: The panel suspects the joke’s construction sounds like Broussard’s writing (“...the punchline reads like a one-liner.” – Jeremiah, 44:51).
• Surprise: Chris Stanley confesses—it was a Tinder date kink, not a long-term partner. (“She also wanted to be treated as an ottoman.” – 49:22)
• Panel Reacts: “This lady was a one-person IKEA catalog.” – Broussard (49:31)

Story 5: Bare Butt Glass Explosion (55:34–64:38)

Story:
Teenage truth-or-dare escalates: a girl moons a winter window; the glass shatters, embedding shards in her butt.

• Speculation: Everyone tries to match the story to panelists’ backgrounds (“Kansas City winters are that cold.”)
• Reveal: Jeremiah Watkins’ sister was the subject. (“Plot twist: it’s my sister.” – 60:34)
• Aftermath: "My dad was furious... about the window, the medical bill, everything." – Jeremiah (60:55)

Story 6: Colon Cleanse Calamity (72:13–81:14)

Story:
A comic talks the narrator into colon cleansing pills—“explosive” results everywhere but the toilet.

• Jay’s Confession: “It blasted on the wall like Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.” (80:18)
• Panel: “Jay, I believed in you. I thought you could make it to the toilet.” – Lewis (78:25)

Story 7: Ass-Eating & Pink Eye (82:35–89:08)

Story:
A tale of rimming gone awry, resulting in pink eye and the unfortunate lesson that an eye patch “doesn’t hold the pink eye in.”

• Panel Guessing: Panel weighs both hygiene practices and sexual openness. Speculation focuses on Chris Stanley.
• The Reveal: “I ate her ass and it was great... except for the pink eye.” – Chris Stanley (88:31)
• Follow-up: “She was very dirty. We met at a bar on the Upper West Side.” (88:24)

Story 8: Anal Frequency Tally (90:20–98:43)

Story:
Dated a girl for five years; did anal six times (only in the first four months), then never again—a tale told like an accountant.

• Panel Theories: “This sounds like a spreadsheet.” – Big J (90:36); “Six times in four months? That’s aggressive.” – Lewis (90:56)
• Reveal: Matthew Broussard. “It was offered up to me at the start, then off the table. I never bugged her for it.” (98:25)
• Panel Roasts: “So you had anal but didn’t eat her ass?” – Jay (98:34), “What a feminist crowd.” – Matthew (98:43)

Notable Banter & Running Jokes

• Fart/Numerology Running Gag: Matt muses on patterns in elevator story (“Prime numbers! I think it’s a pattern.” – 09:09).
• Fat Guy Stereotype: Jay/Lewis riff on public farting, sharing trauma and strategy with comic self-loathing (“This is why I run a website called weightisrace.org” – Jay, 11:31).
• Religious Overtones: Jay quips about Christian and Jewish sex taboos, torch-passing to Jeremiah ("Christians are freaks when it comes to the ass." – 19:26).
• Dog Girl/IKea Furniture: Chris Stanley’s ex as a one-woman “IKEA catalog,” also requesting to be an ottoman (49:31).

Final Standings and Winner Announcement

• Scores fluctuate rapidly in the double-points second half:
  • Jeremiah Watkins finishes last ("You did bad." – Jay, 90:16)
  • Matthew Broussard clinches the win after much “sunk cost” voting by others, securing the signed copy of Roommate (99:57)
  • Three-way tie for second: Lewis, Jay, and Broussard (89:49); Chris Stanley pulls ahead of Jeremiah.

"You can eat ass now. The embargo is lifted!"
– Jay, crowning Matthew (100:35)

Quotes of the Night

• “If it’s not Jay, I’m gonna be [mad] at Louis. Everyone is in!” – Big Jay Okerson (22:40)
• “There is no look of relief more rewarding than when you pull something you lost outside of a woman.” – Jay (26:39)
• “She also wanted to be treated as an ottoman.” – Chris Stanley (49:24)
• “Butt stuff. Butt stuff!” – Panel, closing chant (100:10)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:47] – Contestant introductions & banter
• [07:51] – Story #1 (Elevator Fart)
• [17:49] – Story #2 (Lost Butt Plug)
• [31:54] – Story #3 (Road Comic Shart)
• [43:10] – Story #4 (Dog Cage Kink)
• [55:34] – Story #5 (Butt Glass)
• [72:13] – Story #6 (Colon Cleanse Blowout)
• [82:35] – Story #7 (Ass-eating Pink Eye)
• [90:20] – Story #8 (Anal Accounting)
• [99:17] – Final scoring and episode wrap-up

Tone & Chemistry

The tone is open, raucous, and raunchy—equal parts competitive and comradely. Comics riff, roast, and support each other. The friendly aggression, self-deprecation, and improvisatory energy make an environment where nothing is sacred—especially not anyone’s rear end.

Closing Thoughts

One of the funniest, filthiest, and most unpredictable episodes in "Story Warz" history, “Butt Stuff” is a showcase of fearless comedic vulnerability, fast-paced banter, and impeccably timed callbacks. Matthew Broussard proves himself a master of deception and wit, while the rest of the panel cements Story Warz’s reputation as comedy’s most humiliating game show.

“Butt stuff—double points!” (Hosts, 55:08 & 101:00)