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1509 - Big Dick Myths, Gooning, Teabagging & 30 More Sex Facts w/Adam
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Kathy
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Adam
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Co-host Adam
matter where you are?
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Adam
Like, this is a club. This is also a club.
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Co-host Adam
And this is sh A club.
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Adam
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Co-host Adam
Come join us. Sam's Club.
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Kathy
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Co-host Adam
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Kathy
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Co-host Adam
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Kathy
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Adam
Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond.
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Co-host Adam
You go to Singapore or Thailand, you can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.
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Adam
Your friend know that you're banging her?
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Co-host Adam
No, no, he has no idea.
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Adam
And anything goes.
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Co-host Adam
Motto of the show. Let your freak flag fly.
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Adam
Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to rehide your whips and shame. Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at strict Anonymous. Today is a fun Q A. It's a Sunday episode, so I don't go through all my blah, blah, blah stuff on my intros that actually keep my show running. Okay, I gotta do. I gotta air them all during the week. But on Sundays, I give you a break. Today I have on a super fun Q A. This one you're gonna have to play along. And some people might be screaming at the phone when they hear us, like, being really dumb with some of these questions because these are, like, factual questions. Like, Adam called them scientific questions about sperm and jizz and clits and sex positions or sex acts. I don't know. We. We gotta figure out, like, sometimes, like, what is docking, what is gooning, what is teabagging. We talk a lot, like I said, about semen and sperm and clits and other kinds of, like, super interesting questions, like, does the vagina get longer during arousal? Okay. You're gonna find out answers to so many things. I was actually very interested in how much I learned on this episode. It's kind of funny because I' competitive and was very. We were taking score on me because me and Adam, you know, read these questions and then we both answer them and then we get the answer. There's a couple times we had to go to Google to break a tie or break an argument. So you're gonna love that whole competition between me and Adam. And you're going to either learn a lot or, you know all these questions and you're going to beat us at our own game. You know, I'm curious to see how many other people know the answers to these questions. There's a lot I didn't know and I learned a lot. So I think it's a fun episode. It's funn me because I'm super competitive. So we do fight a little bit on this episode, but it's you. But you're gonna enjoy it. So anyway, I'm gonna get right to it and be right back on with Adam. This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Strictly Anonymous podcast. Hey, Adam. Adam Darrow, I have you on my phone as Adam Darrell, writer. That's because you. You first came on my show as a writer. He wrote a book called Seek the Risk. He dated probably the sluttiest chick on the planet. I feel like every time a little bit of my co host, I have like, you know, I have specific people who I use as my co host because I know them really well, like Leila and Luna and you and Billy from Man Horror. I. I prefer my co host to be people I'm friends with because it's like a. It's a funner convo. I feel like I could be more myself. But you were not my friend to start off with. You were so a guest on my show. You have a great episode. I forget the number of it. I'll put it in the description. And then your girl who you dated, who you wrote the book about and how you survived how, how you married, how you survived, a girl who to everybody, including your friends, and not be jealous anymore, even though you were at first. That's called Seek the Risk. I'll put a link to your website in the description. Everyone that reads your books loves it. I'm gonna always promote it and give a shout out because you always give me these great episodes too. We have done Many Q&As are super fun. Today we're doing one that's more scientific. Like, we're doing sex facts. Like our facts. Like, stuff that. And like, honestly, I mean, just so you know, people might write in and be like, that's wrong. Because like, literally when you Google stuff, when you chat GPT stuff, when you look it up in a different way, like get slightly different answers for certain things, you know, But I. These are chat GPT answers. Okay. Maybe you're gonna get different answers on Google. I found that there were different answers on Google. I typically think ChatGPT is better than Google, but, you know, some may say something different. It's not foolproof. But these are the general answers to specific questions about sex. It's a sex quiz. But they're like, it's a sex quiz. You said they're like kind of scientific. Is that the word you'd use?
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Co-host Adam
Yeah, some of Them are scientific. Some of them are. I mean, I'm looking at the list here, and some of them are just like. What's the word? You know, they're slang. They're. They're just.
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Adam
Now neither.
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Co-host Adam
Cultural. Cultural. Cultural things. And you get like, what does that mean? There's some things in here I do not know what they are. So be fun.
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Adam
I like those questions the best. Like, what is teabagging? I don't really think I know, but. Okay, so, you know, we both of us have the answers in front of us. You could read the answers, I'll read the questions. How about that? Or you want to read the questions and I'll read the answers. But we're both going to give the answers. Okay. Both of us have not looked at the answers. I don't like it.
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Co-host Adam
We don't have the answers. We can. I'm not with them in front of.
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Adam
No. All right. I have the answers on my sheet and you have the answers. Don't lie. You have the answers. No, you didn't look at them.
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Co-host Adam
I'm saying I'm not looking at them.
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Adam
Okay, you didn't say that. You said, I don't have the answers. No, you're not looking at them. That's correct. But we both have the answers in front of us on the bottom of the page, and we could read them. You're gonna read the. You're gonna read the question. I'll read the answers. But after you ask the question, we're both gonna answer and see who's right. Okay. When it comes to sex.
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Co-host Adam
All right.
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Adam
Okay. Ask the first question.
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Co-host Adam
Okay. What's the average erect penis length?
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Adam
Okay, now, I bet you it says the average is like five to seven. No, no, no. Like six to eight. I feel like they.
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Co-host Adam
I don't know. I remember. I swear I've heard it's six or like six to eight. I think it's just six. I swear I've heard six for years, that the average is six.
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Adam
I've always heard something that I was always like, that is not fucking true. Because I fucked a guys in my lifetime.
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Kathy
It's.
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Adam
You know what I mean? Because I was. I was able to.
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Co-host Adam
You've played with more penises than I have.
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Adam
Yes, for sure. That doesn't count. I wouldn't. You know, that's. That's not a good analysis. But I. But I always felt like it was higher. My answer is. I don't really know. I think from my experience. Except this is what's weird. I had a dick pic. I'VE done two dick pic contests on my Discord, and everyone sends in dick pics and I get over 200 decks. Okay. My critique episode of them were, was over two hours long. Me and Hot Mama went through every ticket, analyzed the pick. But I gotta tell you, if you go by my Discord, average pita size is like 7 to 9 inches. I mean, I never saw so many big dicks, but I'm gonna say the average to me is like five and a half to six. What do you say?
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Co-host Adam
I'm gonna say six. I'm saying six.
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Adam
Okay. What? Oh. Oh. How could this be? No way is that true.
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Co-host Adam
Wow.
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Adam
CHAT GPT is, is. Is actually as many people as I have, maybe. Chat GPT.
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Co-host Adam
So the answer is 5.2 to 5. 5 inches. Wow.
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Adam
And I promise everybody, I don't cheat. Ever. I would. I've never cheated in my life. Not for Monopoly, not for cards, not for this. Because I really like to win for real. And I was, I'm shocked. I was for sure thinking, Google it while I'm talking on your thing right, right now. Now what Google says, but I for sure thought it would say, like, it used to say like 6 to 8 or something so big. And I was like, I don't really think so, but I'm right on the money. Like I said, I think ChatGPT is taken, like, into account. Like real dudes.
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Co-host Adam
Yeah, Google says the same thing.
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Adam
Wow. Okay. So I was right. Yeah. Okay. One for Kathy. Should we keep score? Keep score? Yeah, I like to keep. I'm very competitive. I've actually had guys. I've actually had guys break up with me and say to me, like, you're just too competitive. I can't take it. It's really, it's really emasculating. It's really not good, actually. Okay, okay, the next question. I'll read this one and then you read the answer. What percentage of men are over 7 inches? Well, according to my discord, a lot. But I would say in reality, what do you.
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Co-host Adam
25%. I'm going to guess 20. 30%.
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Adam
Only guess 30% over 7 inches. I'm going to guess 15% over 7 inches. Hard. Okay, read the answer. What's the answer?
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Co-host Adam
Oh, my God.
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Adam
What?
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Co-host Adam
1 to 2%. What?
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Adam
Come on.
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Co-host Adam
I don't know. There's no way.
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Adam
Well, first of all, if this was the Price is Right, we both went over. But if we're doing the, the, you know, the scoring system, whoever gets closer, I would be right.
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Co-host Adam
1 to 2% over 7 inches. That just doesn't. I. I. Wow.
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Adam
All right, okay, well, Google. Yeah, Google literally says it's quite rare, and it puts a man in the top 2 to 5%. We still went over. I was closer. So I say keep score, Adam. Okay. I say I get the point. That's true. I would say I can't believe that. That 1 to 5% of the population of men are listening to my show. By the way, all you big dick guys are tuned in to Strictly Anonymous, which is awesome. Okay, let's go to the next one. True or false? Shoe size predicts penis size. You know what I think is a better predictor? And we'll maybe Google this, but I think finger size completely correlates to dick length and width. Skinny fingers, skinny dick, fat fingers, dick fingers, just fetch. Like, I totally think that that's true, but. And they do say shoe sizes, which would mean that every guy that plays, like, a basketball has, like, the biggest dick on the planet. Like, is that true? Because taller guys tend to have.
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Co-host Adam
I've never slept with a basketball player.
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Adam
But taller guys tend to have bigger feet. But I don't necessarily think, like, every tall guy has the biggest dick. So I would say false. What do you say?
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Co-host Adam
I'm also saying false to that.
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Adam
Okay, let's get your. First of all. Okay. And then we got to talk about finger size, because do you. What size foot do you have? Do you have a big size foot or a small.
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Co-host Adam
I have a. I have a.
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Adam
How tall are you?
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Co-host Adam
Not huge. I'm 5 10.
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Adam
Oh, yeah. You're not used to.
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Co-host Adam
I used to be 5 11.
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Adam
Okay. But you've never been over six feet, though, so you're not really never been over six. Right, right. Yeah. So it's. It's false. And I believe it's false. We both got a point. Can you keep that? You're keeping track, right?
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Co-host Adam
All right, all right, hold on.
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Adam
Wait.
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Co-host Adam
Let me. Let me add a point here.
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Adam
So I'm three, you're one.
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Co-host Adam
You're winning. You're winning. Kathy, you must feel very good about yourself.
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Adam
I like to win. Yeah, I'm. I'm a sore winner is what I say. I'm not a sore loser. I don't care if I lose. I'm like, whatever, okay. But I'm a sore winner if I win. You in this contest, you're gonna want to hang up. Okay?
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Co-host Adam
I always want to hang up.
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Adam
I get it. Okay. But I do, though, think like. Like, finger size is equivalent to dick size. Ish. Like, you know, if you have average fingers 6. But if you have really fat fingers, like, I was watching 90 Day before the 90 Days, and there's, like, some deaf guy on the show, and he's got fat fingers. And I was. And he was just having sex with his girl on the show. And in the morning, they were saying how he couldn't get it inside. He was talking like, my. My banana couldn't get in her donut.
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Co-host Adam
I don't know.
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Adam
He's using all these funny things. And it was like, funny. And I was like, I know why his banana couldn't get in her donut. Because he's a kind of fat dick. He had the fattest fingers. I'm like, he's really thick. And that poor girl hasn't gotten in a couple. She was saying. And so it was painful for her. And so I think, like, width of fingers equals width of dick. Now I want you to tell me. I've never seen your dick. But, like, you have, and you see your fingers. I don't think I've ever seen your fingers either. What? Does it correlate? Am I right?
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Co-host Adam
I would say no, it does not correlate. At least on me. Not on me.
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Adam
Why?
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Co-host Adam
I have very lean fingers, and I do not have a very lean dick.
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Adam
Well, was it, like. Was it. Did girls say it was extra thick? Because we know Jane didn't think it was that big.
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Co-host Adam
Jaded. Well, other people did, but Jane didn't. But, you know, Jane had a unique.
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Adam
But do girls think that you're thick?
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Co-host Adam
I've never heard.
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Adam
No. That's a no.
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Co-host Adam
Thick.
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Adam
Yeah.
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Co-host Adam
I've never heard the word thick.
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Adam
So I. So you're not. So you're. You're not. So your average size fingers match your average with dick, I guess.
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Co-host Adam
Yeah.
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Adam
Any girl ever said, I don't think my finger.
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Co-host Adam
I think. See, I don't know. With all the music stuff, with all the rock climbing, everything. My. My fingers are very lean and fit, so I. I don't know if they're connected at all.
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Adam
First of all, your fingers didn't get thinner because of rock climbing. I'm talking about, like, you know, people. You're born with your finger size just like you're born with your dick size.
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Kathy
All right.
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Adam
Okay. How small is a micro penis? I've always wanted to know. Yeah, you give your answer first. I don't want you to be swayed by me.
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Co-host Adam
I'm gonna guess anything less than 2 inches.
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Adam
I'm gonna. Like, 2 inches is smaller than you really think. I'm gonna say less than three inches, maybe let's. What's the answer?
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Co-host Adam
The answer is anything less than 2.9 inches.
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Adam
Okay, so I'm right. That was 3. 2.9. It's 2.95. It says 2.95. We're doing closest. Okay, 2.92. This isn't like figuring out changing. No, but it's not figuring out prices. It needs to be. It's. It's okay to do closest. I'm closest. I'm. I'm 0.5. It's 2.95, by the way, not 2.9, so. And I'm 0.05 inches away, so that's it.
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Co-host Adam
There you go.
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Adam
Yeah, that's a real thing. You know, there's.
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Co-host Adam
Okay, so three inches is considered a micropenis. Interesting.
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Adam
Yeah, interesting. Okay, next one. What is teabagging? Now, this is. Do you know what teabagging is?
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Co-host Adam
Because I think I do. I think.
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Adam
I think it's when you put two balls in your mouth at the same time.
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Co-host Adam
I. I always thought, as if you just take your balls and lay them on someone's forehead.
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Adam
What. What's the point?
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Co-host Adam
I don't.
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Adam
I just say, what is that, a selfie? Are you taking a picture?
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Co-host Adam
Like when. When people are incapacitated and you want to with them, you do a selfie with your balls on their. Like if they're sleeping or something. Teabagging. At least that's what we. That's what we always did when we were kids. That's what we called it. Maybe we didn't know any better.
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Adam
Who were you teabagging when you're. Maybe you played with more dicks than you think. Okay? Because. Why were you and your friends putting balls on each other's faces? That's what you did with your guy friends. Oh, my God.
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Co-host Adam
When someone was passed out or couldn't do anything. Yeah, people. I didn't. But people.
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Adam
I think people draw balls and dicks on foreheads.
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Co-host Adam
I never knew they were putting them on. Some of my friends are really weird.
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Adam
Oh, my God. You guys were secretly getting off. I get it. I. I've heard of these stories with younger guys. Hey, guys. Ever wish you could blow bigger loads, like, every time, so you could really impress your girl? And do you want your loads to taste better so maybe your girl will finally swallow? Well, then listen up, because I know the perfect supplement for you, and that is Load Boost by VB Health. Load Boost is designed to not only increase your volume, but also improve the taste of your sperm. Load Boost is not some sketchy supplement. It is Dr. Formulated and it is the supplement that porn stars use to increase their loads as well as my listeners. Okay. I've been promoting Load Boost for a while now and my DMs are full of guys talking about how they saw results in just days of taking Load Boost. And that's because Load Boost works super fast. Some people see results in just a few days of taking it, with most people seeing full results after just two to three weeks of daily use. So what are you waiting for? Go get yourself some Load Boost. And while you're there, check out VB Health's other killer supplements. Okay, they have a supplement called Drive Boost and Soaking Wet and they just dropped a new product, Energy Boost, which I'm excited about. It works great. Energy Boost is a pre workout powder that you drink with effective ingredients for blood flow, energy and focus. Try the blue Raspberry flavor. That's my favorite. And one last thing I'm going to tell you is VB Health believes so much in their products that they literally offer a hundred day money back guarantee. So you really have nothing to lose. All you got to do is go to loadboost.com and use my code strictly and you're going to get 10 off. That's loadboost.com use my code strictly for 10 off or just go to the description, click on the link and use my code strictly.
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Co-host Adam
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Adam
Oh, I mean I've heard of circle jerks going on. I didn't know there was teabagging jerks going on.
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Co-host Adam
Worst though was when a buddy broke his leg and was laying there and the paramedics were working on his leg and my other friend came over and put his balls on his head and we took a picture.
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Adam
Are you kidding?
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Co-host Adam
No, I'm dead serious. And it was so funny.
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Adam
Friend that was always putting his balls on people. Or were you all into putting?
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Co-host Adam
Everybody was. I did not. But it was a friend. It was a very weird friend. This is when I was in the.
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Adam
So it was one friend.
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Co-host Adam
No, no, no. It was. Many friends. Many friends did this. It was. This was all the. The. All the sport. The competitors. When I was doing the extreme sports competition.
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Adam
Okay, I need people to write in and tell me if this was common practice to guys when they were younger. Can you tell me what. So I think teabagging is when you put balls. Two balls. In someone's mouth. You think it's when you put balls on someone's forehead. Could you read the answer?
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Co-host Adam
Mouth or face? It says mouth or face. That's what the answer is. What sex act? When one person's scrotum is placed onto or in on or into another person's mouth or.
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Adam
Okay, well, are you telling me that you guys were doing a sexual act? No.
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Co-host Adam
No.
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Adam
So I win. Okay. Sorry. I get the pit point.
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Co-host Adam
We both get the. We both get a point.
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Adam
Read exactly the answer.
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Co-host Adam
It says. Yeah, a sexual act.
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Adam
A sexual act. You didn't put it.
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Kathy
You didn't.
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Adam
You guys weren't doing a sexual act. You were taking pictures of balls.
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Co-host Adam
Oh, please.
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Adam
Come on.
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Co-host Adam
That is. No, I'm sorry. I'm not letting you get that. We're each getting a point there.
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Adam
You could take it because you're not gonna win. But you. That's a point. And I'm sure many people agree with you. It's a sexual act. It's not a fucking joke.
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Co-host Adam
Joke. Let me ask you a question. Is it spanking when sports guys smack each other's asses? It's the same thing.
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Adam
No, it's not. We're not talking about spanking. We're talking about. We're talking about the real definition. No, it doesn't matter. We're talking about teabagging when it comes to sex. Balls on someone's face is when guys jokingly put their balls on someone's face. I just Googled that.
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Co-host Adam
Like, hold on a second. It says. No, you're wrong. You're reading it wrong. It is a sexual. I said it's ball when balls go on face. That's what I said and said we used to do it to each other as a joke. But that doesn't change the fact that teabagging is putting balls on someone's face.
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Adam
Okay, but I'm sorry, it's like teabagging Wikipedia.
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Co-host Adam
We didn't do it as sexual.
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Adam
Doesn't mean it's not sexual.
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Co-host Adam
Relax.
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Adam
Oh, my God. Yes. Teabagging is slang term for the act of someone's putting their testicles into someone's face or mouth. The term comes from visual Compare. Compare. You know, it's use a sexual act. Prank or hazing. Video game taunt. Okay, so you. You guys were like teabagging. Okay, there you go. The fact that you don't even know what it is and you and your friends were doing it all the time is hilarious.
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Co-host Adam
We've always called it teabagging. We knew.
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Adam
Oh, you did?
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Co-host Adam
Yes, that's how I knew it's what it was.
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Adam
Okay, let's go. Okay, give yourself a. We both get a point.
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Co-host Adam
We both get a point.
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Adam
Okay, go to the next question. Rita.
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Co-host Adam
Approximately how many nerve endings are in the clitoris?
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Adam
Okay, I know this, okay, because Susan Bratton and a lot of my sexperts who I've had on my show ever since, they used to say this is very true. And there's no way I'm gonna be wrong on this. And I'm not looking at the answer. There's. They used to say 8,000, but it's actually 10,000.
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Co-host Adam
You didn't. Let me guess.
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Adam
You're gonna guess that just because I say that doesn't mean I'm right. You could say whatever the you want. What do you think?
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Co-host Adam
I was thinking somewhere around 6,7000. Which. But I mean, that's just. I'm just pulling that out of my head. I had no idea.
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Adam
Okay, see, what the answer is is 10,000. Yeah. I knew it. That's. And that's new. And that's true. They used to say 8,000. Oh, look, older sources say 8,000. Yeah. And what. And that's like a big new thing that came out that there was actually 10,000. That's how I knew because I've had sex sports on. So I get the point. True or false? Most of the is inside the body.
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Co-host Adam
I'm going to say true.
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Adam
Yeah, true. The whole. I personally think the whole. I mean, I don't know because I do know. And I learned this from Susan Bratton too. Anyone wants to learn about anything, Listen to Susan Bratton's episodes on my show. She knows her. And she said like, really, like, you know, your. Everything all over a woman is like erectile tissue, you know? Does the. Is the a part of everything that goes inside? I think it goes all the way on the inside. I have a feeling. What's the answer?
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Co-host Adam
I. I know it does. The answer is true.
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Adam
Most of the clitoris is the inside.
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Co-host Adam
Yeah. Yep.
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Adam
Okay. Do we both get a point? I'd say you get the point. I don't know that I really Knew the answer to that. But I, I said maybe inside, so I get it. Yeah. Okay. This one. I don't know. Ask the, this one. I know what is snow. Oh, wait, I know what snowballing is. It's when like, say you jizz in my mouth and then I put it back in your mouth. Mouth. That's snowballing, Right?
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Co-host Adam
I always thought it was one. Yeah. I just assumed it was between two women, but I guess it could be back into the man.
- [25:33]
Adam
What do you mean? Of course it could be back into the.
- [25:35]
Co-host Adam
Yeah. So that's, yeah. Yes. We're both saying it's when you pass semen from one mouth to another.
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Adam
Right. Okay. Is that true? Is that the answer?
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Co-host Adam
Yes, that is the answer.
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Adam
Passing semen from one person's. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we both get a point. I'll read the next one. What percentage of women orgasm from penetration alone? I mean, we know it's going to be the majority, right?
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Co-host Adam
You answer first from what percentage of women orgasm for. Without does that. And that means no clitoral stimulation.
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Adam
Yeah, duh. Alone. Penetration alone.
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Co-host Adam
Gosh. I'm gonna guess 75%.
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Adam
75.
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Co-host Adam
I, I, of the women who orgasm. Right.
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Adam
Yeah. Of women who are from penetration alone. No. Stim. You can't change your answer. No, no, don't change.
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Co-host Adam
No, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. Hold on a second. Because, God, everyone seems to.
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Adam
I just made you doubt your. I just made you doubt yourself. You gave 75. Sorry. That's your answer.
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Co-host Adam
No, no, no, I'm, no, no, no, no, I'm, it's not. I'm gonna go 50. 50. I'm going 50.
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Adam
Okay. I'm gonna go lower than 50. I'm gonna say 37%.
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Co-host Adam
Oh, God.
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Adam
What's the answer?
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Co-host Adam
18.
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Adam
Okay. I win. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
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Co-host Adam
I mean, it's funny. I, I, it's, yeah, it's, I just,
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Adam
well, let me ask you this because you're a guy that a lot of girls. I'm a girl that typically needs it much more so needs more stimulation than just penetration, though I have been able to do it. But like, I know most women do need that. It's a very well known fact and stuff. But let me ask you, in your, you know, banging of women career journey, you know, what would you say is the percentage for you?
- [27:25]
Co-host Adam
Yeah, I, I, you know, maybe it's, it's hard to, like, obviously I haven't been keeping score. I would say most of the time there's, there's always touching going on Right, right. Just because there's always touching going on. But I. I didn't know if. Whether it was necessary or just. It was fun.
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Kathy
Right.
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Adam
So if there always is you. You could see it's probably like 80, 90. This is saying, like, what, how long? How much again? 18.
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Guest or Advertiser
18.
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Adam
Yeah. So like, 80. What is that, 82% crazy.
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Co-host Adam
Yeah.
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Adam
Yeah. All right, I get a point. Oh, what does. I don't know what the this means. What does DDLG stand for? Now, if you know what it means, don't say first. I'm gonna guess. But do you know what it means?
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Co-host Adam
Okay, I do.
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Adam
You do?
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Co-host Adam
I do.
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Adam
I have no idea. Ddlg? Like, first of all, that's too long to be like, for an acronym. You know what I mean? Like, who. What's the point of D D lg? Like, what does it mean? I have no idea. You're gonna get this point for sure. Sure.
- [28:22]
Co-host Adam
It means Dom, Daddy, little girl kink. It's a Dom Daddy, little girl kink.
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Adam
Oh, Dom. I would have never guessed that. I wasn't even thinking. There's a lot of those kind of terms in bdsm. It's a bdsm, ddlc, like, all that. Okay, you get a point.
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Co-host Adam
I got it.
- [28:39]
Adam
All right. Approximately how many sperm are in the average ejaculation. Now, listen, I did a lot of infertility stuff, and, you know, I had to. I got a lot of stats on jizz. And, I mean, one thing I learned is it's so highly ineffective. Like, I mean, like, a guy jizzes out and, you know, how many sperms were spinning in, like, swimming around in his jizz? And how many make it to the egg? It's, like, ridiculous.
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Co-host Adam
The ratio.
- [29:04]
Adam
The ratio? Yeah. There's like, millions of swimmers, and half the time, not even one makes it to the egg. I'm like, what's wrong with sperm? Why is it so. I mean, it's actually good. It's actually good. It's inefficient, or else we'd have mass population problems. But, I mean, it's, like, pretty, I would say. Okay, so we both know it's in the millions. You give your million count, and then I'll.
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Co-host Adam
No, you give yours first.
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Adam
No, you give yours first because.
- [29:29]
Co-host Adam
No, because I'm always.
- [29:30]
Adam
No, you change yours by mine. That's what happens. That you get swayed by me and you change it. You need to give your own first.
- [29:37]
Co-host Adam
But. But because you always go second, you can. You're winning. It's a strategy.
- [29:42]
Adam
You're out of your mind. It's not a strategy. You're out of your mind mind. You're changing. I don't change my thoughts because of what you say. I think you're dead wrong most of the time. So I'm not going by what you say. Listen, I fought you on teabagging and you were right. How am I changing? There's no strategy here.
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Co-host Adam
Okay, okay. 100 million. Then I'm going a hundred million.
- [30:03]
Adam
You're going 100 million. I'm going like 7 million.
- [30:08]
Co-host Adam
Okay. See, I had to be above you. That's all I wanted to be.
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Adam
Oh, really? Well, what if I would have said 7 million? What would you have said? 10 million.
- [30:16]
Co-host Adam
Oh, my God. We're both wrong. But I'm closer.
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Adam
Okay, how much is it?
- [30:20]
Co-host Adam
200 to 300 million.
- [30:22]
Adam
Oh, you're way closer. I'm very off. You really get that one. I'd high five. You're here. I was very wrong on that one. How many?
- [30:31]
Co-host Adam
Two to 300 million. In each ejaculation.
- [30:36]
Adam
Yeah. And can you believe that barely any of those swimmers make it? Is that crazy?
- [30:43]
Co-host Adam
Yeah. Especially when they end up in the stomach. It's really. They never make it to the egg there.
- [30:47]
Adam
Yeah. How long can sperm survive inside the female reproduct reproductive tract? I feel like I know that answer because I did like my inf. You know, I did so many IUIs and IVFs. Like I could give my answer first. I say, how many. How long can a sperm survive inside?
- [31:05]
Co-host Adam
You know, I already. I already know what my answer is because.
- [31:08]
Adam
Do you want to give it?
- [31:09]
Co-host Adam
I think I remember this from sex ed.
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Adam
Okay, what is it?
- [31:12]
Co-host Adam
I'm gonna say 48 hours.
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Adam
I'm gonna say it's longer because I feel like people could around their ovulation day and you know, maybe a few days. Like I'm gonna. I mean, I feel like it's either three or five. It's like somewhere between three and five. Could I say that or do I have to be specific?
- [31:28]
Co-host Adam
No, you have to pick one because that's not fair. Because then I'll. I'll say two to four.
- [31:32]
Adam
Okay. Then I'm gonna say four, since it's right in the middle. Four. What's. And you say two days, right? Yeah.
- [31:39]
Co-host Adam
Oh, no. You're up to five days. Look at that.
- [31:42]
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. I. I win.
- [31:43]
Co-host Adam
You win that one.
- [31:44]
Adam
Yeah. Okay. Give me that.
- [31:46]
Co-host Adam
Yeah.
- [31:46]
Adam
Okay. What is the largest sex organ in the human body? Sex organ. I mean, you know, are we going to be dumb and say the dick? I Don't know.
- [31:57]
Co-host Adam
No, I'm gonna say the brain.
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Adam
Oh, that's a good answer. The brain. That's a good. I mean, but is it a sex organ?
- [32:07]
Co-host Adam
I don't. I. I don't know. But that's. To me, that it ha. I don't know that. It just makes sense that that is the. That is the biggest sex organ I'm
- [32:16]
Adam
gonna say, because, listen, what I've heard, and I think this is true, is that, like, when the. When the embryo is forming, everybody has a dick first and then some. You know, if you turn into a girl, the dick becomes like a clit and a.
- [32:28]
Co-host Adam
Right.
- [32:29]
Adam
All that. Right. You know, so I'm gonna say like erectile tissue. You. Because we both have it, right? And it's both evenly dispersed. So I'm gonna say that. What. What's the answer?
- [32:41]
Co-host Adam
Oh, God, we're both wrong. The skin. The skin is a sex organ. That's interesting.
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Adam
Well, you know what I mean?
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Guest or Advertiser
Yes.
- [32:50]
Adam
Well, think about it, right?
- [32:51]
Co-host Adam
Like, I mean, it's. It's the largest organ in the body, but I don't think of it as
- [32:56]
Adam
a sex organization, but I guess it. It's on every organ. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it is on. It is on your day.
- [33:03]
Co-host Adam
Hold on a second. Let's. Let's. Let's get a second opinion. I. There's something.
- [33:08]
Adam
Get a second opinion.
- [33:09]
Co-host Adam
Yeah. No, no. I just. Not that I want to be right. I just. That just doesn't make any sense, but
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Adam
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Co-host Adam
Google says it's the brain. You do, you do, you check. So I think I'm right.
- [36:36]
Adam
Okay I asked why is the skin the largest sex organ? It says the skin is the largest sex organ of the human body simply because it acts as a continuous, vital, protective casing for your entire external surface. Averaging 22 square ft and roughly 8 to 10 pounds, it outsizes all internal organs to effectively encase your muscle bones and systems.
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Co-host Adam
That's not a sex organ though. But look. The brain. Every sexual desire, fantasy and psychological reaction begins in the brain. Brain the hypothalamus acts as the control center governing sexual desire, erections and lubrication. The amygdala regulates emotions, including pleasure and arousal. All the neurochemicals the brain releases. I'm. I'm saying I'm right on this. The skin is not a sex organ. The skin just.
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Adam
Well, this is what I'm going to tell you. That when you Google it. It's like some people say the brain is where sexual desire and arousal begins, but your body is the largest sexual organization or sex. Largest organ by body.
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Co-host Adam
But that's.
- [37:42]
Adam
Skin is. No, that's not true. Because the skin is an organ. We're talking organs. A body isn't an organ. Organs are a brain.
- [37:49]
Co-host Adam
But then you're just asking if every organ is connected to your body and you have sex. Couldn't. No, I'm.
- [37:55]
Adam
I'm.
- [37:56]
Co-host Adam
I am.
- [37:56]
Adam
No, the skin is separate. The skin is separate from the brain.
- [37:59]
Co-host Adam
No, I know.
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Adam
I'm gonna give you a couple points.
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Co-host Adam
No, I'm taking a full point on that one.
- [38:03]
Adam
You go ahead. You're still not gonna win. Okay. But you're wrong. Okay. And it says that the brain is not like not wrong. It's okay.
- [38:10]
Co-host Adam
Google says I'm right.
- [38:12]
Adam
No, Google says right here. The brain is widely considered your largest and most powerful sex organ, while traditional sex organs like genitals. And then here's the book. Here is how both your brain and skin function as key sex organs.
- [38:27]
Co-host Adam
It's saying additionally, the skin is also considered. So both. I'm going to say what's bigger?
- [38:31]
Adam
The brain or the. Or the. Or the skin.
- [38:34]
Co-host Adam
Yeah, yeah. I mean it depends who you. I know the skin is bigger, but depends who you ask on whether or not it is a sex organ you can take.
- [38:43]
Adam
You're not right. You're not right. It's a fine.
- [38:45]
Co-host Adam
Yes, I am.
- [38:46]
Adam
Okay. What is docking? I don't know.
- [38:50]
Co-host Adam
I think I. I think I know what this is.
- [38:53]
Adam
Okay, let me say first, since you know. You know what I mean? I like. I'm like literally like. Cuz docking is like you're docking a boat. Like a. Docking is. I don't know. Not somebody teasing them. I don't know what the is. I have no idea.
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Co-host Adam
Oh no. You know what? I was thinking of soaking. I don't know what docking is.
- [39:13]
Adam
Take a guess.
- [39:15]
Co-host Adam
Docking. Ah, take a guess. Docking. I mean everything that comes to mind is technically you're docking.
- [39:27]
Adam
Think of going inside. Right? Yeah, right. You're going inside and sick. Staying there is not leaving.
- [39:33]
Co-host Adam
You're docked. You're docked. I mean, I Had a girlfriend used to say, do you want to dock? So.
- [39:39]
Adam
You're kidding. And what did that mean when she said that?
- [39:43]
Co-host Adam
Well, but she really meant this. Do I want to park my. In her mouth? That's what she meant when she said it.
- [39:49]
Adam
Oh, my God. Okay. A sexual act in with two With. In which two uncircumcised men use their foreskins to make genital contact.
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Kathy
Wow.
- [40:03]
Co-host Adam
Never heard that before.
- [40:04]
Adam
Yeah. Interesting. I wonder, is there any difference in making genital contact with. On with foreskin compared to not? I don't get it.
- [40:12]
Co-host Adam
Yeah, I mean, I don't have a foreskin, so I. I don't know.
- [40:17]
Adam
Yeah, right. In. People write in. Okay. True or false? The vagina gets longer during arousal. I mean, listen, I have one, and I don't.
- [40:26]
Co-host Adam
You have one.
- [40:26]
Adam
I know, but listen, I didn't even know that my eggs were as old as me. I thought I created new egg.
- [40:32]
Co-host Adam
Oh, see, I knew that you were born. You were born with all your eggs. Yeah.
- [40:35]
Adam
I had no idea. That's why I. When. When I went to have a baby at 42, I was like, these are bad eggs. I had no idea. I didn't know my eggs were as old as me. I had no idea. I'm so stupid. I don't feel like I ever. But I didn't.
- [40:49]
Co-host Adam
Listen, we learned that. I learned that in sex ed.
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Adam
Yeah. I wasn't listening. Okay, so. But. Okay, but, like, I don't think so. But it would be really interesting if I find out that my vagina gets. I mean, listen, we all know it gets wider and more plump, but does it get longer? I wouldn't think so. What do you think?
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Co-host Adam
Yes.
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Adam
You say yes just because. Why not?
- [41:12]
Co-host Adam
Well, no, I. I swear I remember my. You know, Jane was a sex educator, so I swear I remember her talking about this.
- [41:18]
Adam
Okay. Oh, true. Interesting. And during arousal, it becomes longer. Like, I get wider. You get the point. I get wider, but I don't get longer. That's super interesting to me.
- [41:30]
Co-host Adam
I have no idea why, but I. I swear, I'd. Like in my brain, I was. I remember her talking about this once.
- [41:36]
Adam
Okay, anyone that knows why? A comment in Patreon or Spotify. Okay. True or false? Semen and sperm are the same thing. I know for a fact that's false.
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Co-host Adam
Yeah, me too.
- [41:47]
Adam
Okay. Is that false?
- [41:49]
Co-host Adam
Yes, it's got to be. I didn't even look.
- [41:51]
Adam
False. Semen is false. Yeah. Semen is the fluid. Sperm is the reproductive cells in the right. That's the swimmers. Okay.
- [41:59]
Co-host Adam
The Swimmers.
- [41:59]
Adam
Yeah. Okay. Okay. How many holes does a penis have? I mean, this has to be a trick question because to me it's like you d got one hole, but there must be another hole because why else would this be a question or it would be the dumbest question ever. Right? Don't you feel like they're trying to trick us or trick us?
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Co-host Adam
I, I, I, I don't know.
- [42:22]
Adam
What do you think?
- [42:23]
Co-host Adam
It's one.
- [42:25]
Adam
I don't know. I'm gonna say two because there's no way this would be a question because it's so obviously one that I'm thinking trick.
- [42:33]
Co-host Adam
It's one.
- [42:34]
Adam
How many is it?
- [42:35]
Co-host Adam
It's one.
- [42:36]
Adam
Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. I was just gonna say I might be losing.
- [42:41]
Co-host Adam
We're tied. That was it.
- [42:43]
Adam
I don't, I don't care if I lose. I just, I just.
- [42:46]
Co-host Adam
Here you are.
- [42:47]
Adam
No, no, no, no. But you. No, no, no. What I just told you before, okay, is I am not a sore loser. If I lose, I could care less, but I'm a sore winner. I will shove it in your face and blah, blah, blah if I win. But if I lose, I don't care. Big deal. I'm not a sore, My son is a sore lo. It's annoying. I have too big of an ego to be a sore loser. I don't give a. If I lose. I care if I win, though. And I'm going to win. Okay, let's go. How many erections does the average healthy man have while sleeping at night? I think I know this one. First of all, I didn't even know you had erections at night while you were sleeping. Did you?
- [43:23]
Co-host Adam
Yes. Okay, but I don't know how many, let's say, sleep cycles. Well, hold on, this is my head. I want to give you any info.
- [43:34]
Adam
No, but I, I've had guys. First of all, I never even knew. And then I had guys. I had a guy on my show, he has like an actual tracker that's actually really good because by the way, how many erections you have at night is direct, directly, like correlated to your, like that, like cardiovascular health. Like if you go from having, you know, the, A certain amount of orgasms or you're having no hard ons in the middle of the night, night, there's something going on and you should be, like checked for that because it is correlated to blood flow and stuff, you know, so it's actually, I didn't even know that it was a thing, but I, you know, I've heard About it. So give your answer first. You're a guy, you have a dick. You knew that you got.
- [44:14]
Co-host Adam
I'm gonna get. Yeah, but I. I'm asleep at night. I don't know how many.
- [44:18]
Adam
So how would you know that you get erections when you're sleeping?
- [44:21]
Co-host Adam
I just knew. I knew. I just knew that this happened.
- [44:23]
Adam
Okay, I'd heard.
- [44:24]
Co-host Adam
I'd heard this before, right? I'm gonna go six.
- [44:29]
Adam
I'm gonna say. Again, I'm gonna say three to five. So I'm gonna say four because I can't say, you know, what's the answer?
- [44:36]
Co-host Adam
Three to five.
- [44:37]
Adam
Oh, good. Okay, I get the answer. Yeah, I mean, that's a little bit of cheating because I had that guy on. I would have said, like, honestly, before Dr. Elliot, Justin, people should listen to his episode and get his firm tech cock ring because it's like really important data for guys and they're hard on how mouth. But like, before he came on, I would have said zero. Or like, I would have said one. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes a guy will wake you up with a heart on and want to you in the middle of the night. You know what I mean? But I never knew while you're sleeping, your dick is getting hard. And by the way, guess what? He's coming out with a woman's product. Because women get aroused and have stuff going on when they're sleeping too. Yeah. And he's gonna send me that product. I'm gonna track my literal health at night. I think it's super fat. I like health data data. Okay, true or false? Men can orgasm without ejaculating.
- [45:28]
Co-host Adam
We just talked about this last week.
- [45:30]
Adam
I know. So you know it's true. You didn't think it was before the. Before our last thing, you. You couldn't believe that people could ejaculate.
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Co-host Adam
No, that's not true. No, go back and listen. That's not what I said. I said. Remember I had an orgasm with a. With a girl and nothing came out because it was like.
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Adam
And I said it's because you could orgasm without ejaculating. And you were blown away. You didn't know that?
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Co-host Adam
No, I. I was not. I was not. Go. Listen.
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Adam
Why didn't you explain it to her then?
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Co-host Adam
I. I did. I'm just. I was just giving you an anecdotal story.
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Adam
Okay, I'm gonna go back and listen because I don't believe that. Yeah, but anyway, we both get the point because we both know that that's true.
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Co-host Adam
That's true.
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Adam
Yeah. Okay. Can women ejaculate 100? It's squirrely.
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Co-host Adam
Yeah, duh. Yes.
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Adam
Yes. Right?
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Co-host Adam
Yes. Yep.
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Adam
Okay. What. Which is more sensitive? This is a good question, because I'm curious. Which is more sensitive. Don't look down and cheat.
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Co-host Adam
I'm not. I'm not.
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Adam
Okay. Which is more sensitive, the head of the penis or the clit?
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Co-host Adam
I mean, how do they measure this? Just by the number of nerve endings, I bet you.
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Adam
Yeah, maybe. So it's just.
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Co-host Adam
So, so basically the question is, which has more nerve endings?
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Adam
Yeah, I would say you go first.
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Co-host Adam
Well, my initial guess would be the penis because it's bigger than the head of the clitoris. But as we discussed earlier, the clitoris is actually huge and most of it's inside the body, and therefore there'd be a lot of nerve endings in it there. So I'm going to say. Well, now hold on a second. As we just also found out that developmentally the clitoris, the. And the penis are the same thing.
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Guest or Advertiser
Right.
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Co-host Adam
They just develop differently. Right. And we just talked about that. So I. If they were the same thing initially, I'm gonna say this. They're the same. Then just from a biology standpoint, if they both start out as the same, you know, piece of equipment and just however the DNA gets it to develop becomes the clitoris or a penis? Yeah, I'm going to say the same. I'm going to say they're the same.
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Adam
Yeah, I mean, that was my first initial thing. But I don't think a man's penis is anything close to being as sensitive as the clit. I mean, you can't just like, you got to give a guy a whole hand job or a blow job. You gotta be spitting to get him to come. You could just rub on a girl's. You could like go over a bump and feel, get horny. So I just think that a is so much more sensitive than the. The tip of a guy's penis. What's the answer?
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Co-host Adam
And you are correct.
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Adam
Yeah. Of course. I can't just like imagine I come over your house and just rub the. The top of your penis. You couldn't get off, but a girl can.
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Co-host Adam
I. I absolutely could. When I was a teenager, my first couple orgasm, just someone just rubbing the outside of my jeans and it came in my pants.
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Adam
You know what I mean?
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Co-host Adam
So.
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Adam
Come on. It doesn't make. You know what I'm talking about?
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Co-host Adam
Yeah. I'm just saying.
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Adam
Yes. Okay. What is. Is. What is gooning? I have no. This is like a young person.
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Co-host Adam
No idea, no clue.
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Adam
We're too old. But let's guess. Okay, I say gooning is like. Is it like ghosting somebody? Like, is it close to ghosting? Like, I'm gonna say, wait, how is that sexual, though? I don't know, like ghostings, like stopping. I don't know. Gooning, maybe. Oh, maybe gooning is like having to like. Because listen, this to me is a, like a young person's term. So I feel like it had. And, you know, supposedly. And I'm having a big fight with someone over on. Not a fight, a debate. I like a debate on Spotify with some guy who's young and doesn't believe in copulating, which is sex. Right. That's what he's talking about. And he's talking about how it's like the root of all evil and it causes so much violence. And I'm like, I feel so sorry for you. But anyway, they're talking about how, like, you know, the young kids, because they're not really like, you know, talking in person. And so I feel like this has something to do with like, you know, sexting or, or you know, not sex in real life. Like, maybe gooning is having sex. Not when you're with somebody. I don't know. What do you say?
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Co-host Adam
God, I don't. No, I mean, I have. No, listen, I have no idea. To me, gooning. I feel, I hear like goonies. I feel like making faces.
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Adam
I just feel like it has something to do with not having sex.
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Co-host Adam
Making faces during sex.
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Adam
Oh my God, that's. That would be the dumb. That would be something that would have been in our day. But I feel like, because this is a younger generation term, it's has to do with something that has to do with sex but not sex. Do you know? I mean, like people having sex but not having sex. Because that's what's going on.
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Co-host Adam
It's a slang term for entering a prolonged trance, like state of sexual arousal while delaying your orgasm.
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Adam
Yeah, there you go. I kind of like, I'm not going to take the point, but I was close. I was kind of saying it's like sex without sex. So it's like delay. It's like, it's.
- [50:16]
Co-host Adam
No, it's just saying it's sex. It's just you're just in a translike state to delay your orgasm during sex.
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Adam
Yeah, yeah, that's interesting. I honestly, I'm into gooning, by the way. Like, I'm a gooner. I. I always thought it was like tease and denial, you know, But I think, you know, listen, Whoever hasn't ever gooned you should try it because I think.
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Co-host Adam
Well, remember trance, like state. I think it's about like subspace, you know, like the people get into these tr. These. These weird head spaces and they're aroused and I. It's a mis. Meditate. It sounds like it's some sort of weird meditation during sex.
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Adam
Oh, oh, really?
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Co-host Adam
Yeah. I mean, based on what I'm reading.
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Adam
Can you ask Google? Look, this is much better than ChatGPT's thing. Look at what it says on Google.
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Co-host Adam
Oh, this is totally different.
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Adam
Yeah, pro. And this is. Right. This is why it has to do with the younger generation. Often while fixated on pornography or highly arousing content, typically involves periods of edging. Right. Yeah, no, this is more. Right. And I mean, I was close because I was saying it has to do with like not having sex. You know what I mean? Because like the younger generation. Yeah, they're all gooning. I mean, I'm not going to get a point for it for sure, but I'm saying they're all gooning. I'm not into gooning. This is just like obsessively not being.
- [51:29]
Co-host Adam
Masturbation. Prolonged obsessive masturbation.
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Adam
Yeah.
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Co-host Adam
What is upside? What is obsessive? Right?
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Adam
I mean, I'll tell you. You want to know what obsessive is? And this is why I do believe in sex addiction.
- [51:40]
Co-host Adam
I mean, because when I was a kid, I was jacking off what, three, four times a day?
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Adam
It's not that. That's not. No. I'll tell you what obsessive is because I, I have a actual experience with it with somebody. But I, you know, to me, and this is why I do believe that sex can be an addiction. Like you can have a sex addiction, because really what addiction is, is using something to get out of yourself. You know, whether. And so like anything you could be addicted to anything. Like you're not living in real life and you're trying to. To get away from your problem problems. So anything you can use it. And you know, I had a guy who was like a big sexter and sometimes, let me tell you, because he would travel a lot, so he was in different time zones a lot. So sometimes I'd like wake up and, you know, there would be. I would track like how long he was like sexting me and trying to get me to engage. And sometimes it would be like for four hours straight. Do you get it?
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Co-host Adam
That sounds, that sounds obsessive.
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Adam
Yeah, that's what it means. It's like. And, and that's a form of checking out. And trust me, that's not like, that's not as uncommon as you might think it is. Like, it's. To me, it's not jerking off every five minutes. It's just like you is spending a lot of time in that state. And to me, that could be an addiction because when you're in that state, you're out of your body, you're out of your life, you're out of your mind, you're out of your problems, you're out of thinking about stuff. So, you know, like, I feel like some people could get obsessive with something like that because it really takes you outside of yourself. Yourself, you know, for sure. So goon away. But I think here it is.
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Co-host Adam
Mainstream Gen Z slang and meme culture.
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Adam
Yeah. Yeah, I knew it had to do with the more the younger generation. Okay. What? This is another one. What the is this? What is frauding?
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Co-host Adam
What is.
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Adam
What is frauding?
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Guest or Advertiser
I don't know.
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Co-host Adam
I have no idea.
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Adam
I mean, does it have something to do with jizz? I'm thinking frothing. Like, is it like, is it a. Is it.
- [53:28]
Co-host Adam
No, it's F O T, T, not f. Rotting.
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Adam
Yeah.
- [53:32]
Co-host Adam
What is frotting?
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Adam
I don't know.
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Co-host Adam
No, I'm nothing. I have. I mean. Yeah, I don't know.
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Adam
What is frauding? Yeah, I don't know either. Read it.
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Co-host Adam
A sexual practice in which two people rub their genitals together for stimulation. Most commonly referring to penis to penis rubbing.
- [53:53]
Adam
Oh, interesting.
- [53:54]
Co-host Adam
We used to call that dry humping, right?
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Adam
No, no, no, because this, I don't think this is what clothes on. No, like they have. I like that term because they have it for women and it's called scissoring. Right. I've definitely frauded. Like where the guy doesn't put it in and you just do the. The penis to the vagina. Kind of like moving around.
- [54:12]
Co-host Adam
But this is penis.
- [54:13]
Adam
No, this. But this is obviously for gay men. This is obviously a gay man's term, right? Where they're doing penis to penis. Right? Because that's what it says.
- [54:22]
Co-host Adam
It says penis to penis. It says most commonly referred to penis to penis.
- [54:26]
Adam
Right? So yeah, I mean, you know, listen, they should have a term for that for it could be heterosexual too. Right? Because sometimes a man and a woman could do that.
- [54:36]
Co-host Adam
Scissoring for women. Frauding for men and hetero is. Is dry humping.
- [54:41]
Adam
No, but dry humping means you have your clothes on. Dry hopping. Is it. You're dry hopping without clothes. 100 Google that okay, you want to. You want to put that onto the list?
- [54:51]
Co-host Adam
That. Whether dry humping. You have to have your clothes.
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Adam
Yeah, yeah, let's put that as a. We'll put that as the last question. Okay. Because me and differ. Okay. Could be. Could be the. It could be the tiebreaker. Because I feel like we're probably still here.
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Co-host Adam
Hold on a second. Let's say. Wait, let me write it on the. Don't.
- [55:05]
Adam
Don't Google it yet. I haven't googled.
- [55:06]
Co-host Adam
I'm not Googling. Does dry humping have to have clothes on?
- [55:14]
Adam
Yeah. Okay. True or false. Men still produce sperm after a vasectomy. I. I know. Produce. Meaning do they still generate? Like, because, listen, you're producing sperm at all times, unlike my old busted eggs. Okay. Like, I'm not producing eggs. I was born with them. You're producing sperm constantly.
- [55:32]
Co-host Adam
Constantly. Yeah, I know. But so, but so produce does not mean ejaculating sperm, right? No, it's not the same. Okay, then I'm going to say yes, of course you're still producing it. It's just not coming out.
- [55:42]
Adam
Yeah. I say absolutely not. Sperm is what. You get rid of the cells, you get rid of sperm after. That's the whole point of a vasectomy.
- [55:50]
Co-host Adam
You could still produce the vast nephron.
- [55:53]
Adam
It's okay. No, I noticed something produced just doesn. No, listen, it's not. No, it's not. Oh, I see what you're saying. They're just dying in there.
- [56:02]
Co-host Adam
Yeah, I win. It's true. The answer is true.
- [56:05]
Adam
Interesting. And I had a whole thing on it and. Yeah, that way. Okay, let's read. Sperm are still produced by the testicles, but are reabsorbed by the body instead of entering the semen. I feel like I knew that, but I didn't know that. But that's really fascinating. So they're still. They're still being produced, but they're stuck. Right. Because they blockage up. Right.
- [56:24]
Co-host Adam
Because they tie. They tie them. Or cut the vast down, which is how the sperm get into the. The sperm into the. The. The semen.
- [56:32]
Adam
Okay, next question. We already discuss. You know what? We already discussed this one. So we can't really. We'll just give it out. Because me and you discussed adding it on, and then you said. We talked about the size. So we already know what is the average size of a woman's nipples. And what became an interesting conversation to me, why I included it is because you were like, do they mean the round part or the thing? I mean the average size of a Woman's nipple, by the way, is 4 cm, about the size of a ladybug. And I was like, no, the round part is the areola and the nipple is the part that sticks up. And that was kind of interesting to me that you didn't know that.
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Co-host Adam
No, no, I, I. Hold on a second. I did know that. Those are two different things. But when people ask, when I refer to the nipples, I'm actually referring to the combination of the two in terms of slang when I'm dealing with the woman. If I, if someone said, what is the aerial versus what is the nipple? Of course I know they're different. But when you talk about, wow, you have beautiful nipples, I'm referring to the entire. The entire package. Package. So that's, that's what I mean. It's not that I didn't know it's that.
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Adam
But these are everything, right? But these are scientific questions, remember? So we're going by science. Okay, let's. The last one we know.
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Co-host Adam
Okay. This will be a tiebreaker.
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Adam
Does. This will be the tiebreaker now listen, I'm sorry. Panties, underwear. Those are clothes. Okay. Okay.
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Co-host Adam
Is it still considered dry humping if you're naked and I say yes.
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Adam
No, just say, does dry humping have to have clothes? Like, what is dry humping? What's the definition of dry humping?
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Co-host Adam
I think dry humping is just rubbing the, Your. Your. The clitoris and the penis together without penetration. That's what I'm saying. So I'm saying.
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Adam
I say clothes on.
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Co-host Adam
Okay, you're saying dry humping has to have clothes. I'm saying it does not.
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Kathy
Okay.
- [58:12]
Co-host Adam
I'm saying it can be either.
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Adam
Go ahead, Google.
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Co-host Adam
All right, so we have to Google it. Okay, hold on.
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Adam
How do we know?
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Co-host Adam
Right, right. Of course. Says no. Google says no. Dry humping does not mean you must have clothes on. Grinding or rubbing genitals against a partner's body or an object while clothed can be. It is an umbrella term for non penetrative outer course and can be done fully clothed in underwear or completely naked.
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Adam
You're kidding. No way.
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Co-host Adam
That's what Google says.
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Kathy
You.
- [58:42]
Co-host Adam
You do it. You Google it.
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Adam
What does it say? Exactly. Exactly.
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Co-host Adam
What does it say? It is an umbrella term for non penetrative outer course that can be done fully clothed, in underwear or completely bare. And they reference Healthline plus two other places as their wait over.
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Adam
The risk of pregnancy from dry humping is nearly zero, provided clothes remain on. Which means that clothes can maybe not remain on with that. That's ridiculous. I'm Pissed. That one put me over the edge. Did that one get me to lose?
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Co-host Adam
We're tied.
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Adam
Let's pick a question to break the tie.
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Co-host Adam
Oh, I. I have a good one. What's the average age people lose their virginity at?
- [59:25]
Adam
Okay. You don't know the answer?
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Co-host Adam
I. I don't. I mean, I. I imagine it's. It's constantly different. So we would have to define Gen X millennials. I. I mean, I don't know. What. What do we. Or is it just for all humankind? Or is it American teenagers or women
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Adam
or men or both?
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Co-host Adam
Right. Because it could be gay sex, right? Yeah. I don't know.
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Adam
It's not gay sex. It's like. What do you mean? You think that happens before? No, it's women or men. Look, are men. I would think men are more likely to lose their virginity early than men.
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Co-host Adam
Yeah. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would agree with you. You're right. I would agree with that.
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Adam
Like. Like, should we do. All right, let's pick one. Women or men? Let's pick one. Average age of either women or men to lose. Originate.
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Co-host Adam
Let's do women.
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Adam
Okay. What's the average age? No, I did women and I have it right in front of me. I can't. I would be cheating. Let's do men.
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Co-host Adam
Okay. All right.
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Adam
All right, you guess first.
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Co-host Adam
17.
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Adam
17? No, I say 15. Okay, let's go Google. Oh, my God, I'm so mad.
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Co-host Adam
What is it?
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Adam
17. What's wrong with you guys?
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Co-host Adam
I'm so dis.
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Adam
I lost my Virginia. 15.
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Co-host Adam
I lost it at 16.
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Adam
Kidding. Most men experience their sexual debut between 17 and 19. Let me tell you, I have more guys that listen to the show. And when I started my show and I used to have Tommy as my co host, I can't tell you how many people wrote it and critiqued me and said rude things about me. And everyone loved Tommy. So all these guys listening are going to be so happy you beat me. But I don't care. I'm a little pissed because honestly, I can't believe it's 17. You can. Why would you think that?
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Co-host Adam
Because I don't know. It just. I have no idea why I was guessing. I was literally guessing. I don't have.
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Adam
What's interesting is it's the same for. For women.
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Co-host Adam
Interesting.
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Adam
But let's see if it went how. What's the average age when most. It's going to probably be. I mean, you still win, but let's people lose their. And like, my male audience is very Happy you beat me. Trust me, nobody likes a girl that's got a lot of opinions, that's competitive. It's like the worst trait. They all wanted you to beat me because I was bragging. Okay. The average age. Yeah. 17 to 18. So obviously it's going to be around the same. Right. But because women were 18. 17 to 18. And men. Interesting.
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Co-host Adam
When I lost my virginity to a woman who was 18, I was 16.
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Adam
Oh, wow. I lost my virginity at 15 to, well, I was going to say to my 21 year old boyfriend, but I had to fuck somebody else. So it was to somebody that was my age. He was my age. So I was like 15. He was 15. There you go. Well, listen, it's always fun to do these with you. You're kind of like my new favorite co host. I have three favorite co hosts. Layla by far is my favorite girl. And then I love doing my stuff with Luna from Sex Stories. And then I love doing these with you too. It's fun. You're a good hang. You did win, I'll give you that. You know, everyone's happy.
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Co-host Adam
It was fun. It was good. These were.
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Kathy
These were hard.
- [62:41]
Co-host Adam
Some of these were hard.
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Adam
Yeah, yeah. Listen, I learned a lot and I hope that everybody listening. What I like about these kind of episodes really is that, like, people listening. Like, there's a guy on my Patreon that asks for the questions every time after we do them because he wants to ask, to ask his partners, you know, because some of them are subjective. Like. Right. Like last week's Q A was super fun. That I did and when I asked you a lot of questions. But all of Our Q&As are super fun and what's great about them is people can answer themselves. I wonder, like, who got all of them right? There's got to be some people that were listening that are like, really knew all the answers and where you're like yelling at us that we were dumb dumbs.
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Co-host Adam
You know, I want to meet that, I want to talk to that person. Have them write in someone got all of them right. I'd be, wow. Wow, that's amazing.
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Adam
Yeah. Go to Spotify and you could make comments there. Definitely chime in on your answers, how well you did. But thanks so much, Adam, for calling in. I'm gonna put your website, seektheris.net where they could buy your book. It's super great. They could read it there. They could also listen to your episode. I'll put your number in the description too. But thanks for doing this with me. It was fun. And congratulations on beating me. I typically don't. I typically don't lose, but it's okay.
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Co-host Adam
It's all right. I did live with a set sex educator for 10 years.
- [63:53]
Adam
Yeah. But I've been talking to sexperts for like over a year now. You think I know more than you?
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Co-host Adam
So it's about the same. Ten years. Ten years, you know.
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Adam
Yeah. There you go.
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Co-host Adam
You've been doing. You've been podcasting for 10 years. I live with Jane for 10 years.
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Adam
So yeah, there you go. Okay. Anyway, thanks for doing this with me. This was fun.
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Co-host Adam
Bye. This was fun.
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Adam
Bye. Bye.
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Adam
Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my buck book, it's called strictly anonymous confession, Secret sex lives of total strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out till August 25, but you can pre order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story, there's a cuck queen story, there's a cuck story, there's a gang bang girl story. Like I said, 17 stories and they're all told in the third person and they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person and I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse Letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top. Like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe. Right. But these are true stories, stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in ebag format, paperback format, and finally, the audiobook is available, coming out August 25th, but you could pre order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to My Discord. My Discord does not, not disappoint. Okay? There's no way you get into My Discord any other way than getting the link from me. Okay? I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you could win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private. Like I said, all you gotta do is email me a screenshot of your purchase. Whether you did the audiobook, the ebook, or the paperback, send it to me at strictly anonymous podcastmail.com that's strictly anonymous podcast gmail.com and I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast.
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Kathy
Strictly Anonymous podcast.
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Co-host Adam
Podcast.