1516 - Ashley had Threesomes with her Best Friend's Mom and Stepdad and it Ended Badly

Summary

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Strictly Anonymous Confessions

Episode 1516: "Ashley had Threesomes with her Best Friend's Mom and Stepdad and it Ended Badly"

Host: Kathy Kay
Date: July 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this memorable episode of Strictly Anonymous Confessions, host Kathy Kay welcomes back Ashley, whose extraordinary story was selected as a highlight for Kathy's new book. Ashley tells, in full and uncensored detail, how she ended up having threesomes with her best friend's mom and stepdad—a situation that spiraled into secrecy, betrayal, and ultimately heartbreak. The conversation covers Ashley’s journey into non-traditional relationships, her evolving sexuality, and where life has taken her since. Raw, real, and explicit, this episode is a deep-dive into the realities—and consequences—of fantasy fulfilled.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ashley's Early Connection with Her Friend and Family (16:31–18:39)

• Ashley describes becoming close to a girl in middle school whose mom was “the hot mom” and part of Ashley’s extended family.
• Ashley spent considerable time at her friend’s house, growing particularly close to the mom, often staying up late watching movies and talking.

2. Discovering the Family's Secret Swinging Lifestyle (17:09–18:39)

• Ashley and her friend grew suspicious about the succession of attractive couples visiting the house.
• Upon finding explicit messages on the mom's phone, the girls realized the parents were swingers.
• “At 16, you're like, this is like straight up porn in her mom's phone” (Ashley, 18:31).

3. Divorce & Drift (18:58–21:18)

• Ashley and her friend eventually drift apart, but after high school, rumors spread that her friend’s parents had divorced after mom was caught cheating.

4. Ashley's Own Sexual Exploration Begins (22:41–28:21)

• Ashley opens up about her own forays into threesomes, starting with a couple she met on Tinder.
• “I was single as f*** and I wanted to get laid, so I got on Tinder and that's what happened” (Ashley, 23:00).
• She recounts her initial nervousness, awkward first encounters, and ultimately her enjoyment and growing comfort with group sex.

5. Reconnecting with Her Friend's Mom – And the Invitation (28:36–31:15)

• Ashley reconnects with her friend’s mom (now remarried), and after some flirty conversations, coyly admits to her own threesome exploits.
• The mom responds positively, and after consulting her new husband (the stepdad), they enthusiastically agree to invite Ashley in.

6. Arranging and Having the Threesome (35:09–41:41)

• Build-up: Ashley describes the nervous anticipation—group chats, sharing pictures, and finally traveling to Atlanta (35:09).
• First Encounter: The experience is awkward at first, but Ashley initiates intimacy. The mom encourages her to “go downstairs and I want you to do that to my husband” (Ashley, 36:39).
• Explicit, uninhibited sex follows between the three. Ashley finds herself more into the mom, but thoroughly enjoys the attention and experience.
• “Holy s***, that's the best head I've ever had in my life” (Mom, via Ashley, 37:43).

7. Developing Multiple Secret Relationships (41:41–49:09)

• The threesomes become regular; Ashley even sees the mom solo, sometimes joining her on workdays for secret hookups.
• Eventually, Ashley and the stepdad begin seeing each other alone, escalating into a secret affair—without the mom’s knowledge.
• “At that point, it was more so just him and I” (Ashley, 49:31).

8. Getting Caught and the Fallout (50:28–53:17)

• The stepdad forgets to disable all the interior home cameras. The mom discovers Ashley—with a suitcase—entering the house while she’s away.
• “She knew because she’s looking at the cameras” (Kathy, 52:18).
• The fallout is immediate: the mom goes off, the relationship crashes, and the family splits.

9. Aftermath and Ashley’s Reflections (53:52–56:21)

• Ashley reveals that she did fall for the stepdad, but he proved disappointing and “turned into a skeeze.”
• Kathy points out the lesson: “He was sneaking around on this woman that was offering you up. It’s so stupid, you know?” (Kathy, 53:17).
• Ashley accepts responsibility for her choices and acknowledges how it complicated her feelings for both the mom and stepdad.

10. Life After Scandal: New Relationship and Update (54:11–57:33)

• Ashley is now engaged to a woman she met at work.
• She doesn’t identify as a full lesbian and explains the relationship evolved naturally, not as a direct result of past experiences.
• “That’s a little bit of a curveball. I didn’t see that one coming” (Kathy, 54:34).

11. Host's Reflections & Fact-Checking (55:26–56:49)

• Kathy admits that during Ashley’s original call, she doubted the veracity of the story due to Ashley’s nervousness and stuttering.
• Ashley convincingly provided proof (screenshots, photos) afterwards, and now Kathy assures listeners this wild story is 100% real.
• “If you’re listening to this now and you’re doubting even one part of it, she literally... sent me so much proof.” (Kathy, 55:45)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On discovering the parents’ secret lifestyle:
  “At 16, you're like, this is like straight up porn in her mom's phone.” (Ashley, 18:31)

• On first threeway nervousness:
  “I don't think I can lead the way here, you know, because… Had you ever been with women before?” (Kathy & Ashley, 24:05–24:23)

• On the stepdad's response to the threesome idea:
  “He’s like, hell yeah, I would. She’s hot. She’s young, like, single. Why the f*** not.” (Ashley quoting stepdad, 30:03)

• After the first hookup:
  “I don’t think I’m done.” – Stepdad (via Ashley, 40:14)
  “Please, please, don’t let this go. Or I—please, please...” (Ashley, 40:30)

• On group dynamics changing into solo affairs:
  “At that point, it was more so just him and I.” (Ashley, 49:31)
  “I feel guilty. And we're talking, but not like we were.” (Ashley, 50:28)

• Kathy’s take on older men cheating with permissive wives:
  “It always blows my mind any guy who would do that to a woman that's cool enough to be as open as she was to begin with.” (Kathy, 53:17)

• Ashley on the aftermath:
  “I did fall for him, but he turned into a skeeze. I don’t know why I was surprised.” (Ashley, 53:10)

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Important Timestamps

• 16:04 — Start of Ashley’s story
• 18:31 — Discovery of mother’s secret life via phone
• 22:41 — Ashley recounts her first group sex experience
• 28:36 — How the threesome with friend’s mom and new stepdad was planned
• 35:09 — The night of the first threesome, detail by detail
• 41:41 — Regular threesomes and one-on-one affairs begin
• 50:28 — The secret relationship is discovered via home security camera
• 54:30 — Ashley shares her current relationship status (engaged to a woman)
• 55:26 — Kathy fact-checks and discusses her initial disbelief
• 56:49 — Kathy congratulates Ashley and closes the story

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Final Thoughts

Ashley's story stands out for its taboo-breaking honesty and emotional complexity. What began as curiosity and sexual exploration ultimately became a cautionary tale of boundaries, temptation, and consequence. The storytelling is explicit and forthright, echoing the podcast’s signature openness.
For listeners craving raw, real confessions, this episode is unmissable.

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For follow-ups, photos, or more details, visit Kathy’s Patreon, and keep an eye out for an upcoming update episode featuring the stepdad’s perspective!

Transcript

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The temptation is just too much. Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, no, he has no idea and anything goes.

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Motto of the show.

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Let your freak flag fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to rehide your whips and shame. Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. Today is a Sunday episode and though I don't go do all my normal stuff on Sundays, I am going to give you a intro to this episode because on this Sunday what I am doing, okay, I typically doing like really Fun Q&As and stuff on Sundays and I have so many more tape that you are gonna love. But what I'm doing today is and this is because my book Strictly Anonymous Confession Secret sex lives of total Strangers is finally coming out in audiobook. Okay. It has been in paperback and ebook since December. I know most of you people who listen to my show are more are people who like to listen to things. So I feel like my Audiobook is right up people's alley. Now, listen, I was going to record the audiobook. I made a point when I got my deal with my publisher to be like, when the audiobook comes out, I have to do it. It's my voice, it's my show. Blah, blah, blah. Do you know what I'm saying? And then when it came down, when they sold audiobook to the audiobook company, and the audiobook company was like, sure, of course she could do her audiobook, because they typically go out and hire somebody, a professional, but they said that I could do it, and all they wanted was a sample. Well, when they asked for that, and I sat down with my podcast equipment that I am talking to you on right now, and I started reading my book to narrate it to you guys, because that's, you know, you're used to hearing my voice. People like my voice, you know, And I was, of course going to use my voice, and I started reading it. I was like. Like, oh, my God, I suck at this. So when I listen back, I'm like, I can't send this to them. I. It was like listening to paint dry. If that's a. If that's actually something you could do. It's like listening to watching paint dry. I don't know how that makes sense, but you know what I'm talking about. It was, like, dull central. I was, like, putting myself to sleep, okay? Now, I read books to my son when he was little, but by no means am I an actor, okay? I can't act or be anyone but myself. And being myself while reading this book wasn't really possible. When I started reading it, I was, like, reading it, and I was, like, doing it a disservice. So I'm just like, you know what? I need to learn how to be a book narrator, right? So I'm like, I'm just going to go into YouTube University, which I have gone on before. I have so many YouTube university degrees. I cut my hair into layers because of YouTube. I am going to change the socket in my light bulb because of YouTube University, okay? YouTube University is a real place where you can learn a lot of things, okay? And I have learned a lot from YouTube. So I'm just going to go to YouTube University and figure out how to narrate a buck, right? Like, how hard can it be? So I go on and I start getting these tutorials by these real narrators, narrators that didn't go to YouTube University but spent their whole life being real actors. And really, you know, Mastering their craft. They're like voiceover actors. And they were so good that I was like, oh, my God, like, I don't think I could learn this in, like, three videos. You know what I mean? So when I saw how good these people were, and I realized my audiobook company is going to pay real money to do it. But I was like, I'd rather than pay a real person, like a real, like, actual narrator that has a hot voice to tell you these stories. My book is literally episodes from my podcast that I picked myself. Of course, I had to get the okay from the callers, right? And then what we did was we took these interviews and wrote them in third person. So they're like stories with a beginning, middle, and end, right? And I picked one of every. Every category. There's a gang bang category, a hot wa category, a gil. I have a milf. I have a lot of interesting episodes that were rewritten for my book. Not rewritten, but written in a different format for my book. They're short stories. They're really easy read. I mean, I think my publisher was like making 2500 to 5000 max each one. So they're very short chapters. There's 17 made up. And I picked the best of, like I said, in different categories. Now, the funny thing about my audiobook company and finding someone to read it if. If not me was that I'm, like, picky, okay? They started sending me people that I was like, no way. Some of them send sounded like AI. Some of them sounded like, you know, they'd be your grandmother. And I'm sorry, like, you don't want, like, an elderly voice telling you these hot stories. Like, it just would not be hot. And I knew specifically what I wanted. I wanted someone who sounded like, super hot, who didn't sound like AI, who had a very, like, a higher pitched voice or a deeper pitch voice like me, right? Who also wasn't, like, over the top. And like I said, who sounded, you know, youngish. Because I want the book to be like a super fun listen, right? For the audiobook, I think it's, like, super important. So I was like a pain in the ass. I mean, it took me months. They sent me so many people, and I was like, no, no, no to so many of them. And you would be so happy that I did this. Now, listen, at the end of the day, by the time I found somebody and said, hey, hire her. And she finally said, okay. Because some people that I found that were great said no because of the content of the book, like, I found out that doing audio romance books that are, like, not true stories is one thing, but reading real sex stories that are really true, some people don't want to put their name to that. I mean, it's always something when you're in the world of sex as a business, I can't even tell you. But anyway, when I finally found the girl that said yes, I was like, okay, well, you need to, like, tell her this and this and that. And they're like, we're not telling her anything. I'm like, oh. So I'm hoping that she's as good as I thought she was. I like I said I was very picky. It took a long time to pick someone. I finally did, and it's finally coming out August 25th. It's going to be a fun book to listen to because I feel like when you listen to the episodes, it's a conversation interview, you know, whatever you want to call it. I'm there asking questions and interjecting things inside the story and breaking things up. And I love my podcast, and I love my interviews and my conversations with people. They're super interesting. But to hear just the story extracted from the episode is a totally different experience. Okay? And having it in an audiobook format is, like, the best experience. So you could put on your headset, like, you listen to my show, but now you're going to hear some super hot stories without me interrupting. And they're super fun to listen to and naughty, just like my episodes. And you're gonna love them. And what's great is that after you listen, you could go and listen to the real episodes. And what I think is cool about that is because you're going to be listening to these chapters, and you're going to be like, maybe getting a picture in your mind of what this person sounds like, who this person is, and all that kind of good stuff. And sometimes you're even going to be like, there's no way this is true. Do you know what I'm saying? Because half of this stuff in this book, you're gonna be like, you can't make this up. I mean, come on. Or is this made up? Because so many stuff, so many, like, stories in the book are, like, unbelievable, right? Just like the stories on my show. But what you could do, after you listen to the stories and the chapters in my book, the right at the end, they tell you the exact number of the real episode that you could go to and listen to the real person telling their stories, you'll hear them discuss every Fact that's in the book, okay? So you will know it's all true. And then, okay, the topper is after. If you want to see these people, practically every single one of them has sent me a pic in my Patreon. Now, listen, I don't really promote stuff in the beginning of these episodes, but I'm just going to tell you, my Patreon is a really good deal. I only charge $7 a month, okay? And that's when I did like two episodes. I now do seven episodes a week, okay? And every single episode on there on Patreon, okay? The best thing to me about my Patreon is you get every single episode intro free. Meaning you don't get any of the promo stuff in the beginning. You get them all early, okay? And they have no ads, okay? Zero ads, zero intro. And you get them early ends. This is the whole point is that you get pictures. I have all the anonymous pics of all of my guests over on my Patreon. I would say practically every single woman has sent me in a hot pic of herself. They're on my Patreon. So you could see these people, you could see Candy, you could see Ashley, you could see Betty, you could see every one of the women in my book on my Patreon as well as listen to their episodes intro free and ad free. And so what I decided on this episode, instead of just making it an episode promoting my audiobook, I'm gonna give you one episode, the interview of the episode that I chose for my book. Recently, the girl Ashley DM'd me and told me that the guy in the book that she talks about, and you'll hear about him in this episode, wanted to call in and give an update. So right after you hear this episode, soon after you're going to get an update with the stepdad, the stepdad that she in this story and then started having an affair with. Okay? You're to hear his update with them on the call, updating me on what is going on. Okay? So this whole story that you're going to hear in this episode that was rewritten in a whole third person story. It's way hotter listening to it that way. In my audiobook is Ashley's story. The episode number is 740. Okay? And the title is, and this is all you need to hear is Ashley had a threesome with her, her best friend's mom and stepdad, and it ended badly. Now this was her best friend from high school. Now she didn't him when she was in high School. There's nothing illegal going on here, okay? This was all consensual when she was older, out of school and everything. And she really did them both and had threesomes with them and then started seeing the stepdad. Okay, the stepdad is going to call in. Literally. I am taping him today. Okay? So you're going to get that update asap. But you're gonna love this episode. I believe that this is probably one of my favorite episodes of all time because it's such a salacious story. Like, it sounds like a porn, right? Like, Ashley, her best friend's mom from high school, by the way, this was her best friend in high school's mom and stepdad. Now, when she first called in, this is a little salacious. And this ties back into why you'd want to be on my Patreon is because when she first called in, Ashley was a stutterer. And because she was very nerv the first time she called and she stuttered a lot. And because she was stuttering, it gave me the vibe that she was lying. And because this was such a crazy story, like, I kind of didn't believe her. And she was like, well, I'm gonna send you proof. And she actually did. I taped the whole episode. I didn't believe her. But the really interesting thing was, and this happened to me many times because I do everything for my show. I tape the episodes, I edit the episodes, I post the episodes, I write the description of a one woman show. Everything I. I do myself. And so when I was editing her episode and listening to it again, I was like, oh, my God, I totally believe her. Like, why did I not believe her on the call? But I think it was because she stuttered. And so I, like, wrote her back and said, I totally believe you. But she wound up sending me proof, and we wound up doing a whole separate episode exclusive to my Patreon. She sent me all the text messages, all the stuff. It was like, crazy. And we did a whole episode about that where she redeemed herself. I apologize. Like, crazy. And then we decided to redo her episode at 7:40 40. And it wasn't a repeat, it was a do over. There's no stuttering in the redo episode. Like I said, Ashley had a threesome with her best friend's mom and stepdad, and it ended badly. We're gonna hear from the stepdad soon. And Ashley, you are gonna get that episode either this week or next week. So stay tuned if you want to see pictures of Ashley. She's super hot. And plus, she's been on my show after she wound up in a lesbian relationship. You could go listen to those too. But this is the first episode that I chose to put in my book because. Because it was one of my favorite episodes. It's a crazy story. You can't make this up. It's going to be in the audiobook, like I said, in a much better version. Think of like, you know, Penthouse Forum style writing. That's what my book is. It's not so much erotica. I don't like that kind of vibe. It's much more like a Penthouse Forum article. That's how the story reads. And you're going to be able to hear it in my audiobook. It is available August 25th. I will put a link to Audible in the description because it's hard to find because it's still on pre order. But if you pre order order it, I will totally send you a complimentary link to My Discord. My Discord is free, but it is private and I give it out complimentary to anyone who buys my book or signs up for My Patreon. If you sign up for My Patreon, you'll get an email from me with the link to My Discord. And if you buy my book, the audio Audible book, or the ebook or the paperback, just send me a copy of your receipt and I will also send you a link to My Private Discord. My Private Discord is amazing. It's a whole community with tons of channels. You get to post anything you want. People are hooking up on there. People are friends on there. You talk about the episodes, you see guest picks. Like I said, it is private. I like to vet everybody who gets in. And that's why My Discord is full of, like, really cool people. Okay. And if you want to talk to Ashley after you hear this episode or after you buy the book and listen to her story, she's over on My Discord. Okay. And that's where you could actually talk to Guest one on one one. Okay? So that's all the information. You're gonna dig her story. It's super interesting. So I'm gonna get right to it and be right back on with Ashley. This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast.

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Strictly Anonymous Podcast.

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Hi, Ashley. Welcome back to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. How are you today?

[A]

Hello. I'm great.

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So let's get to your story, Ashley. The story is you had a real threesome with your best friend's mom and stepdad. And after we tell that story, you're Going to tell me where you're at now? Because I have no idea. I haven't talked to you since 2021. You know what I mean? Maybe you're married with kids. I don't remember where you were last night.

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Okay, so here we go. All right. So I was really close with a girl in middle school. Actually, believe it or not, her grandmother and my mom. Mom were cousins.

[B]

Oh, really?

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Yeah. I don't think I mentioned that. So we started kind of connecting through like that. I started staying over at her house all the time. And her mom and dad were hot. Like, they were. They were the mom and dad that everybody wanted to. Holy. That's so. And so his mom. God damn. Holy moly.

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Oh, she was like the hot mom.

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Yeah, yeah, for sure. I would go over there all the time and I was always a little bit more mature than my friend and me and her mom was. Blessed day. Up till 2 o' clock in the morning, talking, watching like movies, laughing. Once I was in high school. And then we started to notice it. On the trips that we would take, couples would just start to pop up. And we were like, who are these people? I'm confused. Okay, it's nice to meet you, but what the hell? And they were always like, super sexy. I was like, okay, all right then. So we caught a couple of things. Like, that was weird. Like we would walk out on the porch and they would all be kind of sitting close. And we didn't think much of it. But then the more we got thinking, well, then a couple would just up and disappear. And then three months later, you had a new hot couple. Her mom had left her phone in her office and I was like, I dare you to go get it. You won't do it, but go. So she went and got it and there was like nudes. There was like, I wanna, I'm. I wanna take you out and I want to bend you over and you. And lick your nipples and blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff. And we were like, what the. At 16, you're like, this is like

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straight up porn in her mom's phone. I mean, the girl, the daughter of the moment mom said, hey, let's go get my mom's phone and check out what the going on.

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It was my idea. It was my idea, but I made her do it.

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But let me ask you a quick question. At this point, you have curiosity about the mom. You could tell she's hot. Did you know you were like turned on by her at that point? Or you just. No. Right? That wasn't going on. Okay, so just curiosity. What the going on? Let's be little detectives and go in the phone.

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Yes.

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Okay.

[A]

Okay. So she was like, ashley, what the hell? Look at this. And I was like, oh, child, we got going on here. Nobody said anything about. About it. But then I guess about a month later, I sat her down, and we were talking and laughing and whatever, and I said, do you ever think about maybe exploring outside the marriage? And she was like, okay, look, Ashley, I know that you guys saw my phone. Here's the thing. When you've been married for 20 years, you get a little bored and you want to spice it up. And that's all I want to say about it. It. I said, okay, yes, ma'. Am. So that was it. And then we just moved on. Over time, me and the friend, we drifted apart. We just really didn't have anything in common anymore. And then all of a sudden, you know, I hear everybody talking. Would you believe that? So and so and so. And oh, my God. Got a divorce. The mom was cheating. And bl. So what happened was he was supposed to be at work. He had a deer camera outside and saw this new guy stick in the house. And he said, y', all, I gotta go. I need to run home. So he ran home, and he walked in on him. So after that, they. They got a divorce. It was messy. It was super, super messy. I mean, she went awol. She went awol. And it. It was bad. But I wasn't really in the picture because I wasn't close with my friend anymore. So I just heard the gossip about it. So we didn't talk after high school for years and years. One day she reaches out to me, and she's like, hey, honey. Like, how are you? I just miss you. And I was like, I miss you, too. What did y' all want to go out and eat? And it was me, her, and the middle daughter, the one that I sent you the picture of. And so something had happened where she wouldn't have the time to get the youngest from school. And I just offered to go to go to get her like, myself. I mean, that was, like, my family. I mean, so she was like, would you do that? And I was like, of course. So I went and got her. I took her out back. I don't even even know if, you know, like, what Outback is, but I took her to Outback. And then we went to the house, and she was like, would you want to stay? And she just kind of, like, looked at me like, would you want to Stay. And I was like, oh, yeah, sure, why not? And we. We drank and talked about her daughter and everything that had happened. And the new husband was just very quiet, like sitting in the living room, not saying a word. Like, not like, almost like he was so uncomfortable. But at the time, I didn't think anything of it. I just thought he was a man and he didn't want to talk. Hell, I mean, so after that, we didn't talk again for probably, I don't know, six months, I guess. And she reaches out to me and she's like, hey, how are you? Congrats on your promotion. What's going on? Small talk. After that, I was like, look, listen, I had a threesome that. And it was hot as. And I totally understand why you and your ex like to explore, because that's fun, it's hot, it's raunchy.

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You never told me. I don't remember your story. This is the good thing. You had had a threesome in the six months that you wind up telling the mom about via text when she's talking to you?

[A]

Yes. Okay.

[B]

Who was a threesome with?

[A]

It was a random couple that was on Tinder.

[B]

So you were on Tinder looking for like, that. You were freaky too.

[A]

Yeah, I was single as, and I wanted to get laid, so I got on Tinder and that's what happened. So I did meet this one couple on here and they were. Were living supposedly in the area, which makes it easier. They were, I think she was at the time, she was like 28. And her ex husband was like her husband at the time, but her ex husband at this stage in life was like 34, I guess. And they were hot, don't get me wrong, but we texted for probably like six weeks, but we just couldn't get the courage. We wanted to, but it's never happened. And one night, like, like, I've been drinking. They have been drinking. And I was like, look, it's now or never. Let's either do it or not. So I like, walked up with all this, like, confidence in myself, and she opens the door in a towel and she just like, drop dead gorgeous. And I'm like, what did I get myself into? Like, I'm in a rinky dink motel by myself. This is so hot. I. I don't think I can lead the way here, you know, because.

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Had you ever been with women before?

[A]

So there was one time in high school that I got really drunk off like the worst whiskey ever and we kissed and I was like, that wasn't that bad, but it would be better if I wasn't drunk. So, yeah, I knew that there was something, but I really never acted on it.

[B]

Right. So now you walk in and there's this hot in a towel. She's ready for business.

[A]

Yeah. She's not playing games. And I'm, like, dressed to a nine, you know, like, as much as you can be at 11 o' clock at night when you're smammered. And so at this point, you know, I was like 20, so, you know, and then I didn't know what to do. So I sat down, like, on the chair, and they were on the bed, and I was like. So, like, is this y' all's first time? Like, I did not know what to do because the both of them were very quiet. And I was like, oh, no, we gotta break the ice or something, because this ain't vibing. And they're like, oh, my God. Yeah, you're our first one. We've never done anything like this before. Like, you're our first. Blah, blah, blah. You lead the way. And I'm like, that puts a lot of pressure on a unicorn because you got a married couple and you don't want to cross any lines, any boundaries. And we hadn't established any either, which was stupid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But so I just kissed her. She still had the towel on. And then, like, one thing led to another and I went down on her. She went down on me. And we shared him. We. We gave him head together.

[B]

Oh, double blow job.

[A]

Yeah. So. But at that point, never. The guy and myself never went all the way, but they did. So, like, that's great and wonderful and fun, but, like, I didn't get, like, my happy ending, so I left kind of like, okay, like, that was hot, but, like, I mean, now I'm still horny and I've got to go home and get myself off. So anyway, that one wasn't the best, but we did go again, and we went to this super nice hotel, and that's when everybody, like, went all the way. It was, like, way something I had never seen before. I couldn't even figure out how to get in the door. It's like the spinny doors. I embarrassed the out of, like, myself. People were looking at me crazy, like, she does not belong here. So I went upstairs and, like, it was a lot easier this time, I think, because we had, like, established, like, we want to go all the way. And so, of course, it started with her. I'm like, I usually take the initiative, try to make Everybody comfortable and relax and, you know, me and her, like, I made her squirt, and that was amazing. And then he was, like, automatically turned on so he. He got on top of her. And the way. The position that we were in, like, I could control her head because he was literally, like, going to town. Like, you could tell that, like, he was into the whole situation. He kept looking up at me, I kept looking at her, she kept looking at him. It was just hot. It was erotic. And then after that, I gave him head while she fingered me. And then she ate me out. And that was hot.

[B]

So was that your first time with a girl going down on you? And did you go down on her?

[A]

Yes, Well, I went down on her the. We played the first time.

[B]

Oh, okay. Huh. So this. Wasn't it just like, your second time? Yeah. Okay, cool.

[A]

Yes, it was just. He was more involved. I think he got more comfortable.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And so at one point, I don't even know how this contraction happened. And like I said last time, it was like, the alcohol will sway exactly what happened. But at one point, she was on him and I had his balls in my mouth. And it was just the sexiest that, like, you could tell. He was like, whoa, nobody ever done that. And it was kind of. I didn't know if he liked it or not until he let out the biggest, like, moan I'd ever heard in my life. But it was the sexiest thing. She let out a moment because I think she was getting off, because seeing him have two hot chicks take care of him, like, that turned her on, therefore, so it just kept going. And then we took a nap. And then we got up and we did it again. And. And it went on until, like, two or three o' clock in the morning. And it was amazing. And then after that, we just kind of dropped off. But I got what I wanted out of it, you know?

[B]

Yeah. So that sets you up. I mean, kind of takes balls to just go and decide to do something like that, considering. Right. You didn't have a lot of experience. Now, okay, let's get into the story. Okay? Like, how do you wind up with your best friend's mom and stepdad?

[A]

So I start having more unicorn experiences. And one night, I. I had been drinking and I sent her this message and I was like, look, I get why y' all were into that. Like, shit's hot. I had been single for, like, four years. Like, I was lonely. I was, like, ready to get myself back out there, and I love to have sex. So I was like, why the not. And she was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe you just tell. I cannot believe you just like, sent me that. Like, I. I'm kind of like flabbergast. I'm like, I'm just, just saying I support it. Like, I get it now. Yeah, I didn't get back then. I get it now. And she was like, okay. So slowly we started to talk. And I was like, so I heard you guys moved to Atlanta. Do you think long, like, small talk. But do you think he, your new husband, would ever consider exploring or have y' all ever. And she was like, oh, no, he's so protective over me. He would never. Well, she was like, we're about to eat. I will bring it up. Up. She had been flirting. I had been flirting. We knew that, like, we kind of were low key into each other, but they were married and I don't want to get involved in that if it's going to end up weird. So they sit down to eat dinner and he's like, hell yeah, I would. She's hot. She's young, like, single. Why the not like. And that's. So then she texts me. She's like, dude, he's into. I'm so surprised. Caused he's into it.

[B]

Yeah. But let me ask you this, Ashley, real quick, because, you know, a whole year goes by, you just have dinner with them. I know that you think he's secretly hot and everything. You're still like this young girl. Are you just that aggressive that you threw that text out there because you knew you wanted to be with them? Did you even know what you were doing when you sent that text to sort of cop to her that you're into threesomes and make a play like. Or was that just innocent probably?

[A]

No, I don't think it was innocent. I think I knew what I could potentially do.

[B]

Okay, and you were like, thinking about it because you had been with couples. Is that what how it came up for you? That you. And then you went back to thinking about her and her guy?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Okay. So she tells you. Yeah, he's down. So down. That means, like, you guys are having the threesome.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. So we texted in a group chat for probably like two weeks, I guess, like exchanging the pictures, exchanging other things, videos, that kind of thing. And we were all just into it. I've. I've never had a dynamic like that where it was equal and like all, you know, we all participated. And so I was like, you know what? Fuck it. Like, Covid was about to happen. You know, and so I was like, I'm going to Atlanta. Fuck it.

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[A]

I go and I'm nervous as hell. God almighty, I'm nervous as hell. And I get there and he's on one's like one couch and me and the mom were on the other couch and he like we were catching up but like he wasn't having a lot to say. Like every now and then I would like include him or she would include him in the conversation. But like it was just, it was very like an elephant in the room. Which I hate about the unicorn popcorn situation because you don't know do I pounce or do I sit here and make small talk?

[B]

Like you know, yeah, it has to

[A]

be organic, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And, and so I was like, so do you want to show me around Yalls new house? Like that was my way out. So she's like yeah. So we went upstairs and I was like dude, he's not into this yet, I can tell. Like, like can we just watch a movie, hang out, call it a night? Not. And she's like oh no, absolutely. You drove all the way over here. Absolutely Not. He is into this. We have been talking about it every single night. He is into this. Trust me. And for some reason, I just planted one honor and grabbed her boobs, and we made out for a minute, and she stopped and she said, okay, now I want you to go downstairs and I want you to do that to my husband. And I was like, oh, where are you gonna be? Because at this point, we had no. We didn't know each other like that, you know, so that was like he could punch me in the face or something. You know, you're not close with him.

[B]

You know, the mom.

[A]

I go downstairs and she walks outside to smoke, and I crawl in his lap. And, like, he. Like I said, he's just this big. Just. I don't know, just something about it and start to make out, and there's hands, you know, going everywhere there. Well, we stopped for a minute, and I turned my head, and she's watching out the window. And I just kind of look at her like, the. Get your ass in here. Like, cool. But, like, get the in here. Like. And she's like, I want to join. And I was like, well, take your clothes off. And she looked at me like, I know this little girl. This. What the. So, you know. But then she just did it, and it was fine. And she. She ate me out first because I was in his lap, and I turned around, and, you know, it was good. It was good. It was good. And then we swapped, and she turned around and looked at me. She's like, holy, that's the best head I've ever had in my life.

[B]

Like, you went down on her?

[A]

Yes. Yes. And then after that, the two of us got down on our knees and we gave him head. We just went back and forth. And the whole time, I made sure, like, I had my hands at some. In some way on her. Because at that time, it was her. I was into her more than I was him, but I was still, like, into him. It was just her. So I. I made sure I had my hands on her, and she just kind of, like, scooted me closer, and we. We were still, like, laughing and, like, having a good time. And, like, it was just organic and right. We. She grabbed my hand, and she's like, let's go upstairs. And I'm like, okay. So we go upstairs. And from what I remember, he definitely got it first. Like, we gave him head until he came. We took a break. And then I started in on her again. And this time it was a little different because we were in the bedroom, and there was Music. And we were relaxed and whatever. It was just good. And she was like, oh, you. You've got to get. You. You got to like looking at him. And he's like, you sure? And she was like, hell, yeah. So he, like, pulls my legs to the end of the bed, which, first off, I'm not that experienced, so. So, you know, I was like, what the. So he pulls my legs to the end of the bed and just gives it to me. And I'm talking a big dick. Like, I thought at parts. I thought I might die at parts. I was like, this is the best orgasm I've ever. If I could just get past the hurting. Holy. So, like, I was like, I'm fixing to get past this hurting. I don't care what I have to do. Do. Hand me the lube. I don't care. This feels amazing. And so then she got involved and we were, like, making out. She had her hand on my ass. Like, at one point there was a finger in my ass, which is also incredible. It was just. It was just good. And we ended up laying down after about four hours of having sex. On and off, off. And she passes out, and he's in the middle. She's on one side, I'm on the other. And of course, like, I just had my first orgasm. So I'm laying there, like, what just happened? Like an outer body type type.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he starts reaching over on my leg, like, rubbing my leg, and he's like, I don't think I'm done. And I'm like, oh, what do you mean you're not. Like, I want it again. So I just got up and went downstairs and he followed. And I mean, she was out. Out. She was snoring.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And, you know, we got on the couch and we, like, made out for probably 20 minutes. And it was so hot. It was like that raunchy, just. Oh, it was just good. And then he. Me on the couch, and I gave him head, and it was just all the things, and it was amazing. And I was like, in my head, I'm thinking, oh, please don't let this. Please don't let this go. Or I. Please, please. But the whole time it was hot because I was like, your wife upstairs asleep, and I'm getting the best sex I've ever had in my life. And if she were to walk downstairs, she was the type of kinky to be like, hell, yeah.

[B]

Yeah, right? Like, you weren't, you know, doing anything wrong, but it was still hot that she would. Like, now you're just with him and she's sleeping. But it's not like she was. He was cheating on her with you there.

[A]

Right. It was just understood because I did ask. I was like, what if we end up hooking up, just the two of us? And she was like, honestly, as long as y' all tell me about it, I really don't care.

[B]

Right. Okay.

[A]

So the conversation over the breakfast the next morning was what we did.

[B]

Oh, okay. You told her the next day.

[A]

Yeah, so. Because she was like, y' all seem temper this morning. And I'm like, we are you me tell you why?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, and we laughed and we ate, and it was fine. Well, I was. I was about to have to leave, so we go upstairs and we do it one more time. Time. And the second time was just as good as the night before. It was just insane. I mean, the things that older couples can teach someone who is young. It's a game changer. So that was hot. And I went home, and like I said, it was covet. So I kept going back over there. We would all hang out. I would hang out with the mom. I would hook up with the mom without him. Him. Like, it just worked, like.

[B]

Oh, so sometimes he wasn't even home and you just, like, hook up with her?

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

Okay. And what would you guys do? Like 69 and all the above? Do you ever scissor?

[A]

I don't know why I have scissored, but it can be very weird if

[B]

you don't know what you're doing.

[A]

If you don't know the anatomy of what the you trying to do, it can be really weird. But no, it was more of just like she would be in the living room on her laptop, and I would just. Just. She would be getting stressed, and so I would just, like, walk over there and I would just, like, take her. Take her clothes off and just. Because obviously nobody could, like, see her. She was just working. And I would just rub her until she got to the point where she was like, let's go. You know? And I would eat her out while she worked and while she's on zoom. Not on zoom.

[B]

Okay. Just working. Covered.

[A]

Yeah, she did the medical transcriptionist. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. So that was fun.

[B]

So wait, so you would be fooling around with her at home. Would you ever hook up with him solo, too? Or during that time, because you're hooking up with her solo when he's not home, right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And now as well as with him?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So, like, where would you hook up with him? Like, at the house? Too. When she.

[A]

So, like, she liked to have control. So she set up a date. And we drove halfway. He, like, he drove halfway, I drove halfway. But she wanted to be in control of it, so she planned it. It. And he showed up with, like, roses. And, like, we sat down and I had one glass of wine and was already, like, so intrigued and, like, texting her the whole time, like, wow, this is amazing. Like, whatever, whatever. And then we just started to keep talking and got real. And he was like, you know, why don't we, you know, close out the tab. Let's go to the truck. And I'm like, okay, okay. So we sat there and talked forever. And then he was like, you want a hotel? And I was like, I mean, what you gonna tell old lady? What you gonna tell her? Well, I'll tell. I'll just, you know, tell her that something came up and, you know, wait a second.

[B]

I'm a little confused because she sets up this date. She obviously knows you guys are banging, correct? Like, this isn't him cheating, right?

[A]

Probably. Probably.

[B]

I mean, why else is she setting up a date? I don't understand.

[A]

I mean, I don't understand what was going on through her head. You know, she liked to be in control. She wanted to set up the date. I think deep down she knew we were gonna.

[B]

There's no other reason for her to send a guy who's banging a girl back to her and see her alone. I'm sorry, but she set up a date, quote, unquote. Isn't that, like, for sex? What else was she.

[A]

I mean, yeah, I guess what I think too, at that time, like, she was into me, I was in her. We were all equal. So I almost wonder if she wanted him to smooth me so that it could be the three of us. That. That's my thing. However, the hotel room was stupid. We. We, you know, it wasn't smart, but that's what we did.

[B]

So you go and you have sex with him on that date that she sent him to. And how hot was that?

[A]

It was hot. It was a different hot, but it was Roman. It was slow. It was. Was sensual. He took his time like it was everything that it's supposed to be. When you're, you know, trying to be a unicorn can be hard, but he took his time. Like, he made sure that I knew that I had his attention at that moment. Right.

[B]

But no one else is there. So you're not a unicorn there. You're with him by yourself. Right? The mom isn't there, Right. She's Is he's not filming it for her? Not taking pictures, nothing like that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Not that I know of him. I mean, maybe. But then after that, of course, like, he went to her, I went home. Had to go back to work.

[B]

Right. So you. You have that hot as night with him. He goes back. Like, you don't know if he tells his wife or whatever. But you see them again together after that?

[A]

Yes, we. After that was when we had that last threesome in the truck.

[B]

Oh, you didn't tell me about that.

[A]

It just hit me. But we. They drove to me because I was like, look, y', all, I. I got. I have a job. Like, y' all are gonna have to come to me. So they come to me and we go eat completely, like, normal. And then, you know, one thing led to another. Like, they had dogs. They were in the back. So we were up here in the front of the truck, and we hooked up in the front of the truck. And the way it started was just I was in the middle, and she started complimenting me, which, like, stroked my ego. And then he started doing the same. And then he was like, why don't we just start taking off our clothes? And I was like, in the middle of the Cracker Barrel parking lot, like, this is so funny, you know? Like, they're like, yeah, why not? I mean, I was like, can we not just go get a hotel? And they're like, no, because we're about to have to leave. And I'm like, what the ever. Okay. So I just. Andre, I chest. And we, like, me and the mom started to make out. Obviously, I took her clothes off because, again, the body was just incredible. And then I started with him, and I gave him head. So I got down in the floorboard and I gave him head. And he was kissing her and rubbing her and, you know, had his hands all over her. And that was hot to me. I like to watch that. That. And then after that, he kind of pulled my head up and then kind of pushed my face, like, over to her. We made out. I ate her out. And then somehow or another, because he's a big old dude, he sat the chair completely back, and the both of us got in his lap, and, you know, I was making out with him. He was definitely her, and she was quick to get off. And so then I got on, and, you know, he. Like I said, he leaned the chair back so, like, she sat on my face, which was amazing. And after that, I mean, that's when everything else went, you know.

[B]

Yeah, well, we Know that? Yeah.

[A]

Forgotten about that one because that one was hot. I just.

[B]

You're, like, doing it in the car. Oh, my God.

[A]

It's a lot of, like, in the. Like, in the middle of the day.

[B]

Oh, it's during the day.

[A]

The day. In the middle of the day.

[B]

Oh, my God. All right, so now you're so. You're hot. Everyone's hot and heavy with each other. She had sent you alone with him. You had done her solo. Now I know that this whole thing and, you know, kind of goes south because the guy starts coming after you. Is that, like, when it starts? Like, what happened? Did he just, like, start texting you separately outside of that group chat?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay. And what was he, like, saying?

[A]

And, you know, just that, like, he didn't expect to really like me and, like, looking in my eyes and just all the. You know, like, you know, I mean, I want. I believed it. Let's not be, you know? But after that, it was more so just him and I.

[B]

So you went with it, though. Like, here's this older guy. You're like, he's coming after you. You were into him, and then you said. And then. So now you start seeing him, and now you know that you're being naughty right at this point. Like, once this starts to go off without her, but you couldn't help yourself.

[A]

Could not, Would not, wouldn't. I. I don't know that I would change it. That. That was so hot. Like, I could. I could think about it and, like, automatically just. I mean, still to this day, like, I don't know that I'd do it again, but looking back on it, it's hot as, like, everybody's got that hot fantasy of, like, you know, the hot, like, mom. I don't know if I would have done the dad, but, you know, the stepdad. Okay, sure. Why the not.

[B]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no. I mean, like, the whole thing up until now, now this is where it goes awry. So he starts texting you separately. You start seeing him at the same time. Are you still talking to the mom? Are you feeling so guilty that you're not even talking to her? Or is she just, like, I feel guilty.

[A]

I feel guilty. And we're talking, but not like we were.

[B]

Okay, so you're not fooling around with her anymore, right? And you're just fooling around with him secretly? Oh, my God. And she winds up catching you. Oh, my God. How did she catch you? Like, it.

[A]

Wasn't it on cameras in the house? Yeah, she had cameras in the house. And, you know, he thought he turned them off like a dumb ass. And the whole idea was leave my car, you know, where I was working, so that she couldn't see the ones like outside. He thought he was being slick, like, let me turn the ones on outside and right at the door. But on the inside of the house where, you know, let me turn them off. Well, he hadn't turned. Not off.

[B]

Oh my.

[A]

So just because I didn't have my car with me didn't mean I wasn't rolling in luggage. So, you know, and that's some of the pictures that I, you know, shared with you, was where she had screen grabbed or whatever you did, where I was walking in with a suitcase. So obviously she knew.

[B]

Right. And why were you coming with a suitcase? Was she gone away? She was away. Right. They were having problems. Right, Right.

[A]

Remember she went to stay with her mom and he dropped her off and then came by to get me. Right. And yeah. So she had no car. She had no way of like driving back, you know, to Georgia or anything. And she started calling about 8 o' clock at night. Him, it was me. Him, it was me. Me. And I was like, dude, she knows. He said, there's no way. Chill out. Like, she doesn't know. I'll tell her I was asleep, whatever. And I was like, nah, she knows. That's a woman's instinct. She knows I'm gonna answer. So I go upstairs and I'm like, hey, what's going on? She's like, hey, what are you doing? And I said, I'm at work. What's up? And she was like, I'm trying to call my guy and he's not answering. Can. Can you try to call him? She knew what she. And I was like, yeah, sure, I'll try. And I was like, he's not answering. Like, me either.

[B]

She knows because she's looking at the cameras. Right, Right. Oh my God. And then he got busted. Did she go off on you?

[A]

Yeah, right. Yeah.

[B]

And that. And then did he ever try contacting you after?

[A]

Oh, absolutely.

[B]

And then. Wait, but did they get divorced because of that or are they still together? Did they stay together?

[A]

So he says that they are separated. Do I believe that? I. I don't think so, but I do know that. That I don't even know where she's living. So now he moved. Right. Probably at one town over about six months ago. So they can't be together, I don't think.

[B]

Right. But you never hooked up with him after that, or did you?

[A]

No, I didn't.

[B]

You did. Okay, but eventually, like, did you just stop? Like, did you ever wind up falling for him? Dating him? Was it a long term thing or was it a short term thing?

[A]

So I did fall for him, but he turned into, into a, like, I mean, I don't know why I was surprised he turned into a skis. I don't know why.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, he's cheating on his wife. Yeah. I mean, listen, he's got this woman who allowed him to do all this stuff, right? She was open, she was cool. It always blows my mind. Any guy who would do that to a woman that's cool enough to be as open as she was to begin with. You know, you're the younger, way younger one here, so I, I hold you, listen, you're still accountable, right? You have to learn from that. Like, like, you know, especially because this woman was someone that you really knew about and you really cared about her too. But you know, he was way older than you and he was like sneaking around on this woman that was like offering you up. It's like so stupid, you know?

[A]

Yeah, I, I, I agree. We I, I that up. I mean it, it could have been different, but.

[B]

Yeah, so, yeah, that's, I mean you wind up after that though, like so that whatever happens with them. But like what happens with you after that? Do you continue to see couples and everything? Have you had a long term relationship since? Are you dating anyone now?

[A]

So I did have one other experience with a couple that really was not, it went way, way terrible. So we can skip that.

[B]

Yeah. So after that bad couple, like do you start having a real relationship with somebody? Like I know that you are actually with somebody now. You told me you have a major update.

[A]

Yeah, so I'm actually engaged to a woman.

[B]

To a woman. That's a little bit of a curveball. I didn't see that one coming.

[A]

Me ne, Me neither.

[B]

Okay, and so, and how long you been with her for?

[A]

So we have been seeing each other for about four years and engaged for two and a half and living together for two and a half.

[B]

Right. So you've been with her for a while and you are engaged to be married. So do you consider yourself a full on lesbian now?

[A]

No.

[B]

No. Okay, but you fell in love with her. Where'd you meet her?

[A]

I was her district supervisor at work. Work?

[B]

Oh my God. She's your employee. Like you're like the older woman in the scenario.

[A]

Yeah, she, yeah, she, she was. But why did ask her? I was like, look, if we want to Continue. Then you've got to keep. We can't work together.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And so she looks for another job. So.

[B]

Wow. So I like, you know, listen, we taped this whole episode with this whole story about the people, and I thought you were lying the whole time, so I didn't barely listen to. I just kind of accused you. Everyone needs to know that.

[A]

Yeah, I went back and did research last night. I was like, damn, she was go grilling the. Out of me.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know what I was thinking, because when I went back, I ruined the whole episode. That's why I'm redoing it for the new year, because I was just like, I ruined the whole episode. It was the greatest story, and people need to know. Okay, listen, if you're listening to this now and you're doubting even one part of it, she literally. Even though I still believe you afterwards, you sent me so much proof. I. Screenshots, pictures, you know, and I think I had posted all of it on my Patreon. You allowed me to, you know, but, like, I vetted this scenario. I don't know why I didn't believe you. I do have some fact for fiction episodes that I have on now, but I've listened. Yeah, they're fun.

[A]

You be grilling. You are.

[B]

But most of the time, when it's fact or fiction, now it really is someone lying. Like I'm. But with yours, when I edited it, okay, literally, to go on air, I realized I was wrong. It wasn't like I edited it and listened to me grilling you and was like, oh, yeah, I'm right on the money. You know what I mean? I realized then I was wrong and I had ruined the whole story. And then you sent me proof, so I still have it. But this is a true story. It's super interesting. Congratulations on your engagement. When do you plan on getting married?

[A]

I don't. I don't.

[B]

Like, you don't have a date yet?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, well, like, you know, maybe you need to come on. Or maybe you could have, you know, your. Your girl could call. Call in, and eventually just say something about your girl calling in. You know, what's your. Maybe your girl could call in. No. I don't know.

[A]

I mean, she's definitely listening. I. I got her hooked on your podcast. For sure. She's into it. Like, there's a lot of times where, like, that. That gets us kind of going. But she's a squirter, and the first time it happened, she was like, what the. Just happened. So she's into squirting, into fisting, into all the things that lesbians. So she's fun too, huh?

[B]

That lesbians are into? That's like the. Right.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. True. Yeah.

[B]

Okay, well, she needs to call in. I love. I mean, I feel like we could do a whole new episode about your. Your future girl, but maybe have her call in and tell that whole story. But thank you so much for calling in and retelling this story without me questioning you. Like you're lying. If anyone, like I said, doesn't believe this, go look at the proof. It's on Patreon. But trust, trust me, it's a true story. Thanks so much for doing the update. This isn't a. This isn't an update episode, really. It's more like a redo. Thanks for doing a redo because it's the same story but just told without me cock blocking it. So anyway.

[A]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, for sure.

[B]

All right. Thank you, Ashley. Thanks so much for calling in and retelling the story. You'll like it much better this time.

[A]

All right. You're welcome.

[B]

Thanks. Bye.

[A]

I'm Kiana.

[B]

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[A]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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