Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 297 1/18/26 - Sunday Papers

Transcript

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:00)

Date Bar.

Mike Gibbons (0:00)

Greg and Mike, they'll give you the news. They're not always right, but you gotta choose.

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:07)

Do you want facts or do you wanna laugh?

Mike Gibbons (0:10)

Read all about it. Read all about it. Hear ye, hear ye. Extra, extra. Coming to you from where the am I? I am in.

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:21)

Where are you?

Mike Gibbons (0:22)

I'm in Atlanta, Georgia. I'm in week two of a ten week tour that I'm doing of the United States of America.

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:30)

All right, Week two. Yeah, you're almost there.

Mike Gibbons (0:34)

In Cleveland last week, how was the

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:37)

Rock and Roll hall of Fame that you went to after we spoke?

Mike Gibbons (0:40)

Ah, I go there and it was the SNL music exhibit. So they had. You could stand in front of these screens. They had like a few sets of headphones for each screen and you could dial up any musical performance that's ever happened on Saturday Night Live.

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:56)

Except her. Tearing up the Pope.

Mike Gibbons (0:58)

I bet that's the first thing I went to. And it was cut out. They had blank space during it and.

Greg Fitzsimmons (1:05)

Oh, I'm surprised they didn't show. They have her in rehearsal tearing up a picture of something else.

Mike Gibbons (1:12)

Like a hungry child or something.

Greg Fitzsimmons (1:14)

I hope not. But.

Mike Gibbons (1:15)

Okay, but Fitz fact. So then I go. So then I look the next one up is her. That was 92, 1990, which is her first time on Holy.

Greg Fitzsimmons (1:29)

No, no, no, no, no. She. That. That's one of the times I think I was like. Literally, I think I phrased it. What is that?

Mike Gibbons (1:37)

Summary

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike – Episode 297 (1/18/26)

Overview

In this lighthearted and incisive episode, Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons deliver a humorous take on the week’s news, pop culture, and their own misadventures. Broadcasting remotely, with Mike on tour in Atlanta, the duo banter about everything from legendary SNL performances and football rivalries to behind-the-scenes tales from the Golden Globes and absurd news stories involving crows, cops, and corvettes. True to form, the episode is packed with inside industry anecdotes, ethical quandaries, running gags about regional America, and a celebration of the late Bob Weir.

Main Talking Points & Highlights

1. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Sinead O’Connor, Taylor Swift, and Emotional Music Moments

Mike’s Cleveland Trip (00:22–05:26)
- Mike shares his visit to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, focusing on the SNL music exhibit. He describes an intense Sinead O’Connor performance that leaves a strong impression on both himself and a young visitor in a Taylor Swift shirt.
  
  “All it is is her on an acoustic guitar singing to the camera about this breakup that’s about to happen…” — Mike (01:44)
- Emotional power of music and generational connection highlighted.
- Discussion of Sinead’s lyrics and dignity in breakups vs. Bob Dylan’s “Idiot Wind.”
  
  “The best thing is, like, ‘Idiot Wind’ is like, ‘you, you, you, you’... and then it’s like, ‘we’re idiots, babe’ by the end.” — Greg (04:08)

2. Sports, Midwest Love, and LA/Jets Football

Greg roots for the Chicago Bears over the LA Rams, fueled by dislike for Los Angeles fans and NFL ownership politics (05:26–07:54).
Nostalgia for 1970s/80s football and iconic figures like Joe Namath, with humorous anecdotes about family, fur coats, fandom, and childhood allegiances.

3. Freebies, Firemen, and Identity

Greg’s story about accidentally scoring a “fireman discount” at a cafe when his daughter wears a LA county fireman T-shirt (08:26–10:07).

“If you ever needed feedback on how much of a lesbian you look like, that was just it.” — Greg (09:32)

4. Football Picks & Legal Betting on Award Shows

Rapid-fire NFL playoff picks, with playful contradictions (10:18–11:22).
Behind-the-scenes of betting on Golden Globes outcomes—with inside info, but not “insider trading” (11:36–14:25).
- Mike recounts how he and a friend won big betting on “Hamnet” at the Globes.
  
  “That was not inside information at all, because that’s locked up. Yeah. So that happened, right?” — Greg (14:25)
The ethics and legality of entertainment event betting discussed, including timing the National Anthem by knowing rehearsal details.

5. Writing for Nikki Glazer & Golden Globes Insider Stories

Golden Globes Writing Room Stories (15:17–24:57)
- Mike, as head writer, describes the challenges and creative process behind monologue writing and handling tricky jokes about celebrities (DiCaprio, Sean Penn, etc.)
- Discusses balancing edgy humor with maintaining a positive room vibe.
  
  “The host is really the de facto head writer… The room really is just feeding this host. And that’s what it is with Nikki Glazer.” — Mike (16:38)
“Inside baseball” on jokes flagged for potential controversy and strategies to avoid offense or on-camera awkwardness.

6. Airports, Oregano Oil, and Sickness

Mike’s rant about labyrinthine Atlanta airport layout (25:05–25:58).
Greg’s misadventure ingesting oregano oil, mistaking its toxicity (27:45–28:10).

“I did a dropper. I thought it burned the back of my throat off. I think you can peel paint with it.” — Greg (27:47)

7. Theme Song, Logo, Listener Corrections, and Clarifications

Bob Weir and Grateful Dead-themed logo in tribute to Bob Weir’s recent passing (28:12–28:50).
Corrections on Sinead O’Connor’s cause of death and urban legends (e.g. scuba diver in forest fire) (28:50–30:48).
Playful debate on gendered language: ‘mermaid’ vs ‘merman’ and the etymology of ‘maiden voyage’ (30:54–32:29).

8. News of the Weird: Trump, Crows, Yachts, and More

Trump & Greenland / Shipping Lanes (34:57–37:44)

Trump’s latest move: tariffs on nations opposing his Greenland annexation ambitions.
The international motivations, including Arctic shipping lanes and climate change.

“I think they’d rather the glacial slide into the ocean versus Trump sliding in there.” — Greg (36:14)

Man Trains Crows to Steal MAGA Hats (37:44–40:10)

Viral story of “Biz Dave” training crows to snatch MAGA hats as political mischief.

“MAGA trains low IQ bullies on steroids to shoot people… We got birds stealing hats. That’ll even it up.” — Mike (38:52)
Musings on liberal vs conservative “armies” in potential civil war.

Tech Billionaire Larry Ellison’s Yacht Name Blunder (40:12–42:13)

Ellison forced to rename his yacht after discovering ‘Izanami’ spelled backwards is ‘I’m a Nazi’.
Tangent on billionaire philanthropy and its relative scale—Ellison’s $150M ‘charity’ critiqued (41:35).

"Not only that, it’s like obviously all written off…" — Greg

9. Ethical Quandaries & Advice Column

Should you tell a dying friend you’re dating their ex? (43:05–44:17)
Should you reveal a long-lost ‘first family’ to a sibling? (45:24–46:27)

“No, you got to tell everybody. Tell everybody.” — Mike (46:10)
Is past infidelity relevant in new relationships? (48:28–49:42)

“I used to cheat a lot. And I told Erin when we started dating that I had a history…” — Mike (49:34)

10. Entertainment News: Pam Anderson vs. Seth Rogen at Globes

Recap of Pam Anderson’s awkward encounter with Seth Rogen, rooted in her frustration over not being consulted for the “Pam & Tommy” series (50:26–52:13).

11. “Make America Florida” and “Kentucky”: Outrageous Crimes

Florida man arrested for doing donuts in a Corvette on a first date in a church parking lot (53:16–54:39).
Kentucky man impersonates a cop (again) to steal donuts (55:45–57:03).

“Anyone who eats donuts going to be charged with impersonating a police officer?” — Mike (56:47)
Discussion of police-freebies culture and “Donut King” documentary plug (58:02).

12. This Day in History — American Myths & Milestones

Milestones: NASA’s first inclusion of female astronauts (’78), end of “Bonanza,” Ivan the Terrible’s coronation, first public Corvette unveiling, Al Capone’s birth (58:40–63:49).
Personal stories (Mike’s dad’s 1981 Corvette and missed high school glory, the “Donut” car).

13. Letters to the Editor: Donkey Shows, Animal Rights, and Cultural Offense

Listener weighs in on myth/truth of Mexican donkey shows, leading to an irreverent debate about who is “offended”—animal or human? (64:00–65:42)

14. Obituary: Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead

Tribute to Bob Weir’s music, influence, and presence—memories of concerts, relatable on-stage presence, and documentary recommendations (66:47–69:32).

“He had this renaissance after Jerry died… I’m hard-pressed to think of any musician that has played more concerts than Bob Weir.” — Mike (68:16)

Memorable Quotes (with Timestamps)

On Sinead O’Connor’s Intensity
“Her features are so feminine and petite…[but] with the shaved head, which makes her look tough…the voice is so pure and the rage, it’s like Dylan on ‘Idiot Wind.’” — Mike (01:44)
On Midwest vs. LA Football Fandom
“I don’t like the people here. They’re not as bad as Philly, but there’s a lot of really low quality people in Los Angeles.” — Greg (06:00)
On Award Show Betting Ethics
“We can’t talk about that. So. Not that. No, no, not that much…And then it’s announced Hamnet wins.” — Greg (13:55)
On the Head Writer-Host Dynamic
“The host is really the de facto head writer…You are what the head writer is, that host.” — Mike (16:38)
On Liberal vs MAGA Civil War
“We got lesbians. We’ve got a skinny guy with a big beard and an NPR tote bag filled with hemp yarn swinging it at a fucking ex varsity athlete. We’re so dead.” — Mike (39:15)

Notable Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------|-------------| | SNL Exhibit/Sinead O’Connor | 00:37–03:24 | | NFL Picks | 10:18–11:22 | | Golden Globes Betting & Joke Writing | 11:36–24:57 | | Atlanta Airport Rant | 25:05–25:58 | | Listener Corrections & Maids/Mermen | 30:48–32:29 | | Trump—Greenland News & Shipping | 34:57–37:44 | | Crows Stealing MAGA Hats | 37:44–40:10 | | Larry Ellison’s Yacht Naming Fiasco | 40:12–42:13 | | Ethical Quandaries | 43:05–49:42 | | Florida/Kentucky Cluster of Dumb Crimes | 53:16–57:03 | | Bob Weir Tribute—Dead & Company Memories | 66:46–69:42 | | Letters to Editor—Donkey Shows | 64:00–65:42 |

Running Gags & Inside Jokes

Banter about merit of LA vs. Midwest cities, childhood fandoms, and family quirks.
Mocking industry tropes (e.g., joke politics, inside baseball on award show writing, betting on monologue lines).
Recurrent “Make America Florida” news stories, contrasting regional cultures and foibles.
Teasing Mike about wordplay and “dad joke” tendencies in the Funnies segment.

Tone

Consistently irreverent, sharp, and warm. Greg and Mike riff with the knowing tone of two decades-long comic pros—self-deprecating and culturally keen, equal parts zany and sincere.

Takeaways for New Listeners

You’ll get not only a cavalcade of absurd and intriguing real news, but also a look behind the curtain of Hollywood and comedy.
The show is at its best when blending personal stories with larger pop and political commentary.
The genuine rapport and quick-wit between Greg and Mike keep the show’s pace snappy and engaging, even through digressions and tangents.

For the full “Sunday Papers” experience—listen for the laugh-out-loud moments, but come away with some unexpected trivia about pop culture, sports, and society's madness.

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