Transcript
Charlie Bleecker (0:00)
1, 2, 3.
Narrator (0:01)
Today we'll read Pablo's Rhino. Yeah, Pablo's Rhino. Written by Craig Goodwill and Sam Ruano. Inspired by a true story. Fade in. Exterior, Pacific Coast Highway, California Day, 2003. A sensible Volvo cruises down an open stretch of California highway. Windows are rolled down. Wouldn't It Be Nice Plays over the stereo. We move in closer for a look at the driver. Interior, exterior, Charlie's Volvo. Day Good old Charlie Bleecker, 42, a middle aged white guy in a short sleeve button down collar shirt and brown tie. Handsome if he tried harder. Charlie hums along with his hands gripped firmly at 10 and 2 that was.
Radio Host (0:48)
Wouldn'T It Be Nice by our very own Beach Boys. You've got it tuned to the dial that makes you smile. Time for on this day we look back at 1993 making headlines 10 years ago today. The space shuttle Endeavour launches. Notorious drug cartel leader Pablo Escobar was gunned down by the Federales. And Canadian reggae was topping the charts with Snow's Informer.
Narrator (1:10)
Informer by Snow comes on. Charlie knows every word. Kinda.
Audrey (1:17)
I'm a player. I look at Boom Boom down. Boom Boom Tennis humming down the lake. I look at Boom Boom down in form. Don't you guys learn nothing from the last thing I did here when you met me? So.
Narrator (1:33)
Several car lengths behind him, we see a cherry red convertible. The driver is a beautiful sun kissed surfer girl. Her surfboard is propped up in the passenger seat. She pulls up alongside Charlie, catching him bopping along and smiles. Charlie's sunglasses flip down unintentionally, but it gets him a laugh. He plays it cool. She gestures with her hand mimicking a surfboard as if to say, do you surf? Charlie raises a coy eyebrow. Doesn't Everybody win? An18wheeler pulls up behind Charlie and honks for him to speed up. Charlie crooks an eyebrow at the surfer girl who bites her lower lip and beckons him to follow. She drives off. He steps on the gas but quickly swerves to avoid the truck that just cut him off. Great. Now he's stuck staring at this jerk's giant bumper sticker that reads Move it or lose it. Charlie honks. He tries to pass but the truck blocks him at every turn. The trucker chuckles and flips him the bird.
Audrey (2:29)
Oh, you want to play? Let's play.
Narrator (2:32)
Charlie fakes left, moves far right. The truck swerves to block him. Charlie yanks the steering wheel left and veers into oncoming traffic. He shrieks as the car is about to crash. Interior, exterior Charlie's Volvo DAY Charlie opens his eyes. He is not about to die. The red convertible passes him without incident. More honking cars pass as Charlie realizes his daydreaming is holding up traffic. Off screen. Charlie checks his rearview mirror.
