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Taco Johnny Podcast
Hosted by JJ, Sean & Mikie · EN
A 3-headed monster of a podcast. JJ, Sean & Mikie will tickle the funny bone or tingle the brain with their discussions, love of good beverages, and an overall knowledge of nothing in particular. Pretty rough, yet there are diamonds revealed.
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TJP #88 - Road Trippin'
4w ago01:12:15Tap to summarizeKids road trip Hotel faux pas Jim Gaffigan @ Woodlands JJ's wedding anniversary "Soft launching" these kids into adulthood Teams profile photos for work Nurse's Week Why do kids mess with the thermostat????? Papa Al back in hospital All women scream at Mikie... and he deserves it Hot Happy Summer Regret Month What are you listening to us on? What was your first road trip? 2 types of people: head in sand or aware of global events The only 2 triggers for the market: OpenAI and Trump Facepalm: "You ran over what?!?!?" "Baby Jessica" arrested for domestic violence Kash Patel thought he was fired "Beat Cancer Off" Most expensive album ever purchased WTF: graduation season is here NERC level 3 warning Trump passports?? The Apprentice reboot with Don Jr.?? Why?!?! STORY TIME: Mikie and Ricky in Galveston shenanigans Idiots towing things Jacob landed another job! CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #87 - Eating bricks
Apr 1401:09:11Tap to summarizeNo more live streaming R.I.P. Chuck Norris Monkeys in a cage Pizza Hut can nibble on my hairy nuts Sean's work updates Tommy is a dumbass Dudley Douchebag Tres Generaciones tequila review Rum as a sipping liquor?? Erin moving into new house Sean has a history of sending us questionable videos Technical issues with #86. Sorry Erin would rather eat a brick... Mikie's love for TEMU R.I.P. to April Fool's Artemis II launch Tesla Model S & X models discontinued Iran AI generated LEGO vids F.N.A.E. - Five NIghts at Epstein's Mikie let JJ down Trump on firing spree? Airport delays / ICE / TSA Amazon "Ultimate" vide tier 90s Nostalgia Con Authors not disclosing if AI was used Mikie's upcoming Facepalm story Everything is getting expensive Sargent bday bash CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #86 - Blowouts and Brews (updated)
Mar 2501:21:23Tap to summarize4 beers not enough for HEB shopping Teenager cleaning his room??? RIP to JJs beloved Saint Arnold hat The wife gets yet another ticket JJ gets fucked at the pump Aly graduation with Bachelors Sean's employment woes Dave's bday BBQ / reunion Mikie created the Axis of Evil Blowout & beer We need to do a "boys weekend" Certain people should not be part of work decisions ATL Hawks celebrate strippers Texasn players beware of strip clubs Flavored stouts should be banned "Boner Bears" recall "Bare" Swift looks like Mustaine's twin Cornell University calls bullshit on corpo speak Florida candidate banned from Waffle Houses Ice Barbie is out, meth hellbilly replaces her AI backed cameras mandatory for 2027 vehicles Fuck you Fiona and Susan Mitchell - spam calls AI camera synapsis as a subscription CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #85 - HOPE: Gen-X style
Feb 2501:23:48Tap to summarizeJJ did a stupid - truck stuck in own yard Old man injury Joey takes aptitude test Sean moving inventory around in store Big dog Erin gives BG3 a thumbs up Erin closing on new house Jacob laid off R.I.P. Robert Duval and Jesse Jackson Mikie's observation of generational work ethic JJ Doordashed wine for his wife during show End of the electronics market for the next decade?? Mikie's definition of HOPE: Gen X Oregon man beats off while beating off police British Airways crew take gummies Anyone get their Trump watch or phone yet?? Prince Andrew arrested People don't realize how much of their lives rely on internet Doordashing something to the house, from work, when wife is at home? STORY TIME:Texas City vs JJ's Malibu CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #84 - JJ's sober episode???
Feb 1401:17:41Tap to summarizeNO MORE VOICEMAIL # JJ running sober?!?!? JJ's updates Leslie damages car SIX days after purchase Joey's driving again and job update JJ's big work OOOPPPSSS Sean's updates Sean, BG3 and 3:30am One Pot Showdown Cody joins chat room Mikie's forgotten updates Verizon vs Shit-Mobile Super Bowl Shit Show Mikie just realized he wants a sex bot FAA vs DOD in El Paso / New Mexico Florida delivers!! Man vs. vacuum Lululemon has visible buttholes CEO killed by sub-contractor on forklift Flock cameras - terrifying privacy concern Kirk Erikson joins chatroom Donut overload in neighborhood Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks Craigslist rakes in money Will cartels start smuggling PC components?? STORY TIME: Summer of 1990 - 2 accidents, same intersection CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #83 - 2026. Embrace the suck / Gary loves Arturo
Jan 901:36:57Tap to summarizeWe lost Sean - phone call Old ROF videos An idea: 2026 Bingo card! Updates on everyone's New Years JJ NYE update Mikie's NYE update SQUIRREL!!! Sean's NYE update Sean's sinus/sleeping issue Beer talk - Bringing Sean to the dark side CONTACT INFO 2026 BINGO CARD - TOP 10 TOP 10 - DISCUSS Dr. Doom / Runes / MCU Sean derails us with AI chatter Sean's social media rant CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #82 - Kiss our ass 2025!!
Jan 601:10:27Tap to summarizeErin's comment Joey knows how to end a year Joey tries to take a toe off Leslie wastes $15 worth of beer! Xfinity can eat a bag of dicks Hunt for yet another vehicle Legos would have been a cooler story... Uber to work: Are you out of your mind??? Social media reminders?? AI SMS texts?? Sean's lengthy vacation Falkor - the skeleton edition Mikie's spam phone tribulation "Smart" devices become obsolete Perils of Apple's closed ecosystem Youtube succumbs to "AI slop" Mikie's technology viewpoint Gen X bridges the gap??? What would you miss if lost one of your senses? Kemah PDs potential Cyberstuck acquisition CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #81 - A bone to pick with the old man's liver
Dec 2001:28:18Tap to summarizeEmail - Arnold Thomas JJ's son totals truck, just like his momma Tommy is on AAA shit list Renfest has lost it's luster JJ outbeer'd his pops Mikie's neighborhood dog dilemma Beer – continued A bone to pick with dad's liver Bert Kerschner Granger restaurant and bar JJ's work Christmas party Sean's updates Sean's peptide rabbit hole Tommy's blow out conundrum There goes the neighborhood Mikie is a broken shell of himself Latest television shows RIP to Molly's Pub and Rob Reiner Give me red slippers and call me Dorothy! Even AI can get "stoned"... Grouping of call-in bomb threats in Clear Lake area Surveyed to death Erin is cracking the whip on podcast updates AI driven children's toys to avoid Colonel Sanders - interesting history History Channel show "Alone" Kathy Case - Who the fuck is this person??? ROF reunion date?? Open bar at work expo? We're there!!! 3D printed fidget turds Mikie's step son puts his genius to use in Japan 3D printer possibly in the Taco Shack??? Meet up at Craft96 Ardbeg scotch whiskey or Campho Phenique??? BONUS: Mikie has no idea what 6-7 is referenced to... CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #80 - DOING THE LORD'S WORK!!!
Nov 501:26:07Tap to summarizeJJs updates Beard or pubic hair?? JJ's son is fucking up Having your kids at work Sean drops the phone, and his call.. JJ's wife is doing the night shift October breast cancer awareness?? Sean FAFO with medication There goes the neighborhood BIL annual Halloween party Mikie hurts Midnight mower Tommy's a workin' Gotta get the guys on zoom or discord/something Mikie turning heel on AI?? Our Sean is all growed up... Mikie's pool chalk Random Musings Vehicles going obsolete due to software?? Kash Patel takes a flight of self-destruction "Freeze branding" Air traffic controllers not paid "They're doing the Lord's work" Erika Vance??? Get your plot in heaven Queensryche - Pink Floyd song rights Outtake - Producer's cut CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Transcribe →TJP #79 - Speeding to success
Oct 2301:36:09Tap to summarizeSon's 1st speeding ticket Tommy's Mustang woes Housing upkeep New garage door Mikie's expensive electric bill Light bill comparison Not the beer fridge, Mikie!!! We forgot to say hello to Pete... Goodbye BBA Tarnation, hello BBA Belgian Quad! Leslie's ATL nightmare TJP for 2 more years, bitches! burning PTO days Sean's updates Mikie looking for 2nd job?? Hearing from long time friend Jerry Average delivery driver age Skewed pay scale Mikie's updates Photo faux pas Passing out business cards like chicklets Stuck boat 5 hours away ROF update Freeway fuckup RIP Ace Frehley and Robert Redford Tron: Ares - thoughts? Crypto takes a dive "Sunday drivers" WTF??? Mikie's noisy neighbor conundrum App stores in certain states will require photo ID Kash Patel and the rise of robospam (EDIT: Ajit Pai) Sean's peptide pitch Us old folks taking meds Even animals have domestic issues Mikie's inheritance An excuse to drink beer? Blasphemy! Mikie's senility King or no King? CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
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