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Welcome to Tales from the Stinky Dragon. I'm Gustavo Sorola, your dungeon master and I'm gonna hit our four players with an arrow. I've already been hit arrow in the gut by a plane. So this is a little bit of a different arrow this week. You guys have moved up to level six since the last episode. Let's talk about your character's new abilities and how have they been honing their skills and talents. Like what kind of training, Learning, crafting, whatever. So let's all roll initiative and figure this stuff out. Initiative or D20. You ask this a lot. I know, because it changes each time. I think D20 is the fair one because I have positives to my initiative and I just. Roll a D20. Yeah, roll a D20. Then let it be written, let it be done. From henceforth. D20, D20 up until our next recording session where one of us will forget that this is the rule, it's gonna be me. I'm gonna ask for initiative with you. 8. 14. 1. Ooh. Ooh. You hate to see it. Where's your roll, Chris? It's not really one. I just need a second to. I was gonna say that. Is Chris buying time? I was gonna ask you. So it's gonna be Doug Tove, Natty, Gunther. Doug, why don't you lead us off here with your fine velvety voice? Gladly. Thank you, Gus. I am Barbara Dunkleman and I play Doug Boone, the artificer. Bugbear battlesmith, artificer. To be level six. Today, just looking at you, your eyes turn to that like, clearly, like a secondary monitor as you read. You know how, like when people are in couples and they become more like their couple and like mannerisms and stuff like that? I've spent so much time like you guys, I've started taking on mannerisms now of Blaine of like having to look at. Let's turn this around on Blaine. Yeah, Blaine. Let's gaslight him. Get him. And you know, Doug leveled up to a big old level six. That's a even number. For those of you counting, in case you want to. Very scientifically, for those of you counting divisible by 2 and 3 degly. Oh, everyone's on fire today. We're just going to sit back and laugh and you know, when Doug leveled up, what was the question again, guys? Let's talk about how that happened. Doug, what did you do to gain these skills and talents? And why don't you explain what you got and how you got it? Does that make sense? A picture of words? Well, Douglas, not a whole lot. That Douglas here got actually kind of similar to you. John. My actual name is Doug, not John. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just three letter word, three letter names. Three whatever. Three word name letters, Three word names. So I didn't really, you know, I didn't really get a whole lot. Except I did spend. Spent some time really wanting to help my friends. And so I learned two new artificial infusions. One of which I specifically learned and studied and picked up because I wanted to help my friend Natty. I noticed that she likes the final Things in life. Some glitz and glam. She's a fancy gal. I made this thing. It's a ring. A spell refueling ring. I'll have to still infuse an item to get this to. I thought this would come in handy. No pun intended. Artificer infusions. Sounds like a flavor booster. Available at Panera Bread for the teas. And the other thing I got that maybe Doug would use on himself because he has been wanting to upgrade a little bit is a resistant armor. And so I could pick something for this armor to be resistant against. Lightning, poison, all those fun little things that have been coming towards our way in battle. So, yeah, that's handy. What's the ring do? You didn't tell me. Oh, I could tell you. I. You don't have it yet, though. I have to actually make it and give it to you. Oh, okay. Oh, it's like a physical ring, like a jewelry ring. Well, I'm gonna make it into a physical ring. What? You what? Wait, what did you think it was? He. Like. Like a zone. Yeah, zone. Like zone of truth. But it's a zone of friendship. And you give your ring. Okay, okay. Enter the ring kind of thing. Octagon, you know, battle. But the. This is. While wearing this ring, the creature can recover one expended spell slot as an action. The recovered slot can be of third level or lower. Once used, the ring can't be used again until the next dawn. So it's an extra spell slot. That's fun. Yep. That's the most selfless thing I think our collective group has ever experienced. Barbara. Just straight up just taking a feat for a. For a friend. That's. That's beautiful. Well, it's an artificial infusion. Strawberry flavored. We love a blast. Not very often, so. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to. Trying to be a supporting character here. I love it. That's usually what the gays have to do. We have to keep all these. These others alive. Whenever you use the infusion, I want you to pull out like a shaker and mix it up nice and fresh, like with ice. Yeah. All right. Cooking up an infusion here for you. Barista Doug on the scene. While we're talking about Doug, I want to make a quick clarification. I was talking with someone on Discord for our Patreon. If you go to stingy dragonpod.com, that is one of the options you can have. And I wanted to be sure that we were consistent going forward that Doug using his steel defender, like deploying it doesn't take an action or a bonus action or anything. The steel defender is just there. Just there. Yeah, yeah. And it. It acts on your turn. I think we've been pretty consistent about that, so I just want to say it outright. That way we know going forward, you don't have to worry about like, oh, I don't have any actions left for Gambot to come out or anything. Was after my turn, like directly after me. Correct. Right after your turn is when the steel defender goes. So many decrees this episode. Well, technically, Gambot is in the mail. My mom is sending the puppet version of Gamble. So excited. It's the cutest thing ever. And it actually opens and closes, which is amazing. Cool. Got anything else for us? Doug does it. Well, thank you so much. I. I look forward to figuring all this stuff out and seeing it in action. All right, who next up I believe was 12. Yoo hoo. It's me, Bladen Gibson extra caffeinated today. I have had a cold brew and I am coming after Gus. Also, my cat is matching. My energy is running around all over the place right now. I've got a coffee in my hand too. Coffee bros. Let me see. Oh, John, that's a lot coffee buddy. Let me see. I play. That's Barbara. Don't put that down. That's an infusion. I play to the male orc barbarian. He is level six, and he's not an orc. He's a thaumatech. I'm still. Wow. This is. We keep doing this and I keep forgetting. And with my upgrade, good old Tolv, he has four rages now, and he also got this thing called Storm Soul. At a six level, the storm grants you benefits even when you. Your aura isn't active. The benefits are based on the environment you choose for your storm aura. So I am the. The sea storm aura. So I gain resistance to lightning damage. Cool. And I can breathe underwater. And I also gain swimming speed of 30ft. I have a question. Yes. Yes. Chris. The floor recognizes Chris. You can breathe underwater, but you don't breathe. Okay. Well, I'd like to imagine this is actually a great setup because I was thinking of all the ways that, you know, what Tol would have been doing after getting his butt kicked by ironclad. And I think, you know, being faced with. Of the memories of the past and being reunited with Elva. And in going back to the Rorboo, you know, Bjorn's Rorboo, that he would take time to be more comfortable with the water. So I think he would spend time Maybe. What's it called? Meditating under water. Yeah, he hasn't touched water much since, you know, finding Bjorn in some fishing from here and there. But I think he would take time to, like. I imagine if he can't breathe or he doesn't need to breathe, he would go underwater, and that would be the only place that he could just have true quiet, you know? So you'd just be under the water like Ben Affleck's daredevil? Yes, but. Yes, but I like Colin Farrell. Can I be allowed to. Yes. And your underwater breathing here, Blaine. Okay, what if we also say that Toll can speak underwater now as well? I would gladly take that. What? Does it sound muffled? Sou. That's the rule, that I can speak underwater, but I have to do that in person. I accept this. This is great. All right. Awesome. Love it. As far as rages too. I think he would. Part of that meditation is concentrating on how much he hates Ironclad. It would give him extra rage. Oh, I think that that's pretty much it. All right, great. And I believe you passed the baton on to Natty Wonder, y'. All. Howdy, y'. All. It's your boy John. Howdy, Natty. And I'm here to play Natty Wonder, the drow warlock drag queen mama. And I have also upgraded myself. And I. Actually, my upgrade came as a gift. I had a dream and got to chit chat with the old wife, and she told me that, you know, as Gigi, kind of like, he grows and learns new things and becomes more powerful, that she thought that I should also be able to, like, kind of do more things and withstand more things in order to facilitate being his mama even better. So with that, I've. I've become even more in tune with my little angel of joy and. And love. And with that, I have a new resistance to certain kind of damage in order to help me be more sturdy as a mama around him. So thunder damage. I'm resistant to it now, thank you very much. And she said, you know, like, you know how when little kids, they get old, they can reach higher places, Kind of like Blaine's cat right there, who's just reaching all heights in the room. I can now use a. I can't. I'm trying to stay in Natty mode. I can fly. I can fly if I want to. Sometimes during the day, not very far, not very long, but a little bit. A little bit. So, you know, if you get up somewhere, he don't want to come down, I can. Yeah, no, we're not singing copyright songs here, Gustavo. Only two seconds worth. So we're good. And so yeah. So now I can, I can kind of like how Gigi can turn into a little bat and fly. I I, I don't turn into a bat. I just hover up a little. A little far from the ground. I thought you were going to break the news to us that Gigi had a growth spur and was now taller. I thought that's what I any part of this. No, no. I want baby tiny. Oh yeah, yeah yeah. No in my head he was. It was like honey, I blew up the kid where he just gets. He's still giggy. He just gets bigger. I'll entertain that cuz he turns into Snorlax bigger than Gunther pretty soon. Yeah. Meta wise it's at sixth level I get an elemental gift which tunes me into my patron more. I'm a genie warlock and so depending on the type of Ginny D J I N N I Genie Ginny. Sure genie. You get certain resistance and then certain abilities and I swear to God I didn't know this came. You guys are going to think like Matid could fly. Why is John flying again? I didn't know this came with the warlock. And it's only 30ft of flight fly speed for 10 minutes. And I can cast that as a bonus action once for every proficiency bonus I have. So it's three times every long rest man. It makes sense for Natty to be able to fly like to me. That's just fitting. Well I mean a lot of people don't know this. I'm going to reveal a very close kept secret. All drag queens can fly. You didn't know that they can all fly. They just don't do it in front of the straits. Yes. This is me flapping my fan. There you go. Thank you. So yeah, that's all. That's all. That's all that happened to Natty. Just a little bit of a gift. So Natty, does this make you the Mortalion's unofficial air force? Just. Just a one person air force. I'm. I'm the. I'm the air. You're the sea. I am the sea. I am the navy. Yeah yeah. In the navy. Maddie Wonder online. John playing flying characters. That's. That's his. That's his cross to bear. He always has to play the fly. I don't even think about that either. Blaine all three characters of my flight I swear not intentional youthage. And I could also fly. That would be amazing. All right. Thanks. That's a lot to deal with all at once, but yeah, sounds good. Thanks, John. Welcome. Last up, because they rolled a natural one that we all saw is Chris Damaris. Hi. I'm playing Gunther, the fighter level six. And I decided to also spend some time studying and thinking and praying. And so I have borrowed a deep, deep hole, and in it I have placed rotting fish and some corpse of my enemy. And I have stayed under that hole for a very long time. It was stinky. And I meditated and I prayed and I asked for guidance and deodorant. And when I emerged, I had been fey touched. Oh. So I get. I got. It's one of those. It's a feat instead of just a straight ability increase where I get to increase my wisdom by one. And then I learned a misty step spell. Ooh. And a one first level spell of my choice from the divination or enchantment schools of magic. Misty step is so handy. That's such a good spell, especially for like someone who wants to get up in melee like Gunther and like get in and out. Yeah, I think that's great. Sneaky, sneaky. That's cool. And then for my spell, I picked Hunter's mark. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. I had that one for Kyborg. Remind me again. That's like you get advantage on that specific person. Right. But you have to do it beforehand. Yeah. Like you have to put it on someone. It's kind of like you get extra damage and you can like track whatever enemy you pick as that's marked. So with a fighter where you have multiple attacks, it's a good thing to like add up damage. Yeah, it's just a fun spell. So you buried yourself under a stinky fish and got Faye touch. I guess like some. Some fake creature like to that. Yes. I trying to create and become the nourishment that I need. Oh. Start. Yeah. Into something better than what I was. Okay, cool. I like it. Yeah, it makes sense. Smell terrible. I'm so sorry. If you could go underwater with me and have a conversation about this. Yeah. I mean, this is coming from a guy who's literally wearing like his dad's corpse. You smell awful. We need to bathe. You with me. What's your. What's your. Your moisturizing routine? Told it is working. Yeah. You know, all sorts of necrotic skin. Yeah. You know, he's. He. He gave me a good. Good bones, good structure to work with. You know, he took such good care of himself. A lot of bath salts. I just assumed that you had had too much sun on the ship. All right, let's go ahead and get this ball rolling. I know normally we, we like to wrap up these arrows a little more quickly, but I felt like we, we wanted to get really into the level up process this episode. So I want to thank the audience for bearing with us as we kind of expand on backstory for our characters. Thank you for bug bearing with us. Thanks for listening to the episode, guys. We'll see you next episode. It's gonna wrap on Sneaky Dragon. You find yourself back on the ocean floor surrounded by the shipwrecks. And the the earth is still shaking violently. The ships that were partially submerged in the bed of the sea begin collapsing and shaking, and some of them begin partially submerging themselves into the sand, much like a lizard. Then the vortex of water that's swirling violently around you begins to lose momentum and then begins collapsing and an ocean of water falls upon the entire park. I've heard dozens of fish stories in my day, but I have to say that is one whale of a tale. You're all sitting at the bar of the high three, recalling your recent voyage into Nanimo to Fismum. She slides drinks to the four of you. But you're missing the best part. How exactly did you survive? Everyone roll a constitution saving throw. Is this to determine if we should correct Fismum for calling a whale a fish? That or they're gonna pull the trap door that leads to the underground fighting ring again. We just got here. 14, 10, 16. Oh, wait. Constitution saving throw. I can actually add modifiers. 19 Sticky Fish Boy. 13. So in order from highest to lowest is Natty with 19, Tol with 14, Gunther with 13, Doug with 10. Correct. Even though my modifier is plus 7. Wow. Not a great roll then. No. We flashback three days ago. The sun is shining on a coast of calm waves. We'll start with Natty. Since he rolled the highest, you see the ocean lapping up against the beach far below you as you are restrained, caught up in the rigging of a shipwreck. The sun is beating down on you and you're utterly parched. Natty wakes up in his star and goes, is my hair, my hair? Oh, my hair's perfect. Never mind, never mind. We're all good, everybody. We're all good. We're all good. What do you want to do to try to get down? You are caught up in quite a bit of rope. Your hair looks great, though. But you are caught up in rope high in the rigging of a shipwreck. I'll tell you what. Make a perception check for me, Natty. Plus three to a 19. So that's 22. As you're coming to and looking around, you realize that the shipwreck below you is part of the Dockmaster, the ship that you rode here on to get to Nanaimo. And as you're looking at it and realizing that, you also realize that the ship is slowly starting to sink into the water and sand below. I didn't say it before, but Dockmaster sounds like an old early era gaming system. Yeah, like the Commodore or Atari or something. Yeah, 8 bit processor. Natty would do, obviously, the obvious thing, which is call for her baby. Gigi. Gigi. Mama needs ya. Mama needs. Where's my little sharp fanged boy who could bite through ropes, make a roll to see if Giggy listens or not? If he's distracted by something else, this would be nice if he would listen. Except I rolled a one. In that case, Gus takes over driving Giggy. Dang it. Gigi comes out from a nearby jungle, some nearby vegetation, out to the beach. He's gone native, looking around for the sound of your voice. He looks around left and right, up and down the beach, but doesn't seem to react. That's okay. He still looks adorable, even though he don't know where his mom is. Love him no matter what. You know how, like, you introduce some sort of foreign animal into, like, an ecosystem, and then it just destroys it because it has no natural enemies. Gigi, in the short time he's been on the beach, has been that invasive species. The birds, the mammals, everything. He's just fat from all the animals he's eating. I'd be so proud if, in that short time he was able to upset the ecological balance all on his own. That just step up in his abilities. What a sweet little eco terrorist he is. Okay, since I don't have Mr. Gigglesworth to help, Natty actually has, I think, a dagger. I got two daggers. Eat my shorts. And Natty would use her daggers to cut through the ropes that are holding her. And then, no matter what happens, Gustavo, Natty's gonna hover down from the where she's being hung from. I'll tell you what. Love it. Make me a sleight of hand. Check. Love it or list it, guys. Gosh darn it, Pickles, I rolled a one. Again. Language, please, John. This is a family friendly podcast. Great plan. You're restrained. Natty recalls her dagger that she has just for such situations, Pulls it out, then immediately fumbles it and it falls into the sea below. I have another one. Okay, roll me another sleight of handshake. Well, I have one now. Natty curses under her breath and reaches for her backup dagger. Okay, let's do this again. Don't roll a one, you big dummy. 19. With sleight of hand plus three. 21, 22. You're able to free yourself from your restraint and hover down to the beach below. Okay, cool. And then I shall look for my compatriots. Okay, as you land on the beach, Giggy finally catches sight of you. And he runs up to you. What's that? What's that in your mouth, Gigi? Oh, that's a tiny little head. Where'd you find that little head? I like to think that his mouth is just stuffed full of local animals, like birds and frogs and whatever he can find, like on the beach. It's just all in there. Every. Every species on the island is in his mouth now. Yeah, he learns every time he bites something. Okay, make me a investigation check. Since you're looking for your party, 15 +1. 16. You begin looking around for the rest of your party. And as you're looking around around, you realize that the shipwreck you were restrained on is gone. What? Well, I guess I better figure out another party to play with. Everyone re roll characters. The ship is just totally not there. It's just the sea and the sand at this point. Now. Okay, do I need to do anything or are you going to proceed? I'm going to proceed. We'll move on to our next. Our next player who is to, I believe, who rolled a 14 contestant to you. Open your eyes and look around and you see you are next to three rather large rocks jutting out of sand. And unfortunately for you, you are buried up to your neck in that sand. Uh. Oh. Oh. Nearby, a crab with three claws has caught sight of you and is eyeing you and is slowly making its way over. Oh, this isn't good. Get. Get back. Get back. Don't do it, my precious skin Elva sister. It's pointing one claw at you with two other claws to the side defensively. Oh. Okay, let's. Let's barter here. If you get me out of the sand, I promise to get you delicious fishies. You don't have to do this, Mr. Krabs. Are you ready? No. Okay, then. We were just talking about your skincare routine. You feel like your skin is singed from being exposed to such harsh sun. Oh. Oh, that's permanent damage, too. Yeah, you know, I Knew it was good to have to come one time or another. How is the beard? Can I keep the beard at least? It's, it's, it's halfway in the sand. It's hard to know right now. Oh, I wanted Gus to say the crab had already taken the beard. Was wearing it. I just clipped it off. Yeah, you look over at the crab's wearing the beard now. Darn you. I guess I'm going to try to struggle to get out then, you know. Okay, why don't you make me a strength check, but let's make it with disadvantage because you don't have much room to move. Okay, that's a. I don't really think there's any point in rolling again. That's a five, but. Oh, what the heck. I could always crit fail. Nope, that was no 19. So five. Yeah, you struggle, but the sand just doesn't seem to be giving at all. There's no, there's no room for you to get any motion at all. To use your strength to get out. It's not giving time to start eating it. Yeah, I guess I'd call for people. Natty Dog. Elva Gambot, Gigi. I think I called you already. Pirate parts. What's that other guy's name? The. Huh? Captain Grumbles? No, Captain Grumbles the zombie. You too? But what was the other guy's name? Was it Lassic? No, he's not with us last Gil. I know we had one other maybe sea drinker. Squid person. I think I've called everybody but Gunther. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was gonna ask like you're very deliberately going through everyone except Gunther. Oh, hold on. I'll call him out. Gunther. We'll say that since Natty went earlier, she hears your. Your calls. And then Natty, I'll leave it up to you what you want to do to that. Yeah, I would head to the. To the sound of Tolv's Abba like voice. You hear Tol calling from just a little further away from the water. Not too far, maybe 20, 30ft in from the shoreline. And you see him buried up to his neck with a three armed crab circling him. Oh my God. To where's your body? Did your head come off? It hears you and turns one of its claws to you. Natty, careful. This guy's feeling crabby. Don't hurt me. Natty would punt it. Wait, the head or the crab? No, not the head. The crab. So the crab. You said the crab turned to me like aggressively. I say it pointed one claw at You. So it's got one claw pointed at toll, one claw pointed at you, and another one kind of going between the two of you. A Mexican standoff. I point one hand at the crab with finger pistols and one hand at tolve with finger pistols. Looks like we got a standoff here. Please do not blast me with your eldritch blast, please. I tell to the crab leave. Or the head guest. That's it. I think the crab might not speak. Common. I'm not sure. Okay. Natty would start charging up an eldritch blast and be like, I don't want to say it. I don't want to make any crab stew today, Crab, but you better back off, crab. Do what she says. She's just crazy enough to do it. Go on for your life, crab. Run, Crab. Make an intimidation check. Sideways out of here. Scurry, scuttle out of here. Intimidation 18 plus 4. 22. Has anyone ever tried to intimidate a crab before in D and D? Are we. Are we groundbreaking here? I feel like everything's been done at this point in D and D. A lot of weirdos been playing this game for a lot of years. Yeah, that's true. That's true. The crab begins scuttling away while still pointing its claws at each of you. But it recedes further away towards some nearby rocky outcroppings. Okay. All right. You okay, Tove? Oh, I just, you know, got my butt kicked by my crappy dad, and now I'm buried in sand. So, like, if you could get me out of here, I think my skin is so, so damaged. Gigi, can you help? Good at digging. You know, now that I'm looking around our surroundings, I think this is the Canary Islands. We have to be very careful because the local ecosystem is very, you know, it's not extinct species everywhere. Okay, we just. We just stop talking and listen. You can't hear a single animal sound at all because they're just all gone. That crab was the last of its kind. Yeah, yeah, I'm a roll to have, Giggy. I rolled a NAT20, thank you very much. Wow. Just the highs and lows of Natty Wonder. And gonna have Gigi dig out like the little goblin he is. Dig in the sand and get a get told out. Oh, cool. Make me one more giggy check. I'll tell you why after I rolled it. Matt. 20. Yeah, I know. What do you want for me? Another check eight. Yeah, he. He does a. A really good job. Starting to dig Colve out. I know what you're going to do. He starts squatting over the hole that he has dug. Oh God. Oh good. I've been working on that with him. I've been working on that with him. I'm glad he's using it finally. So when we say that to could speak underwater, is this what we refer to? Hello everybody. John Rising here to talk to you about business. I'm a business owner. I've started my own business in the last year. Well, I started my own. 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Apply it out of network ATMs. Bank ranking and number of ATMs according to US news in World Report 2023 Chime checking account required all right, you're able to pull tolve out? Okay, I pull tolv out and I start patting him down, getting all the sand off him. I pull out my hair dryer that I keep with me everywhere I go and I start blow drying him all over. Natty, give it to me straight. My skin. How is it? What's the prognosis? Dr. I'm not gonna lie to you. Tove. Yeah, it's looking pretty bad. Oh no. But don't Worry. And Addie pulls like, like a thing out of her hair that's one of those, like, caboodles. Oh, and. And just opens it up. And it opens up into like a million different little sections. I got every product under the sun, and we're gonna get you looking like your Sunday best in no time. Okay? I just need to save the beard. That's all I need. Need. Where is it? All right, well, at this point, we will smash cut to our next person on the list, who I believe is gunther with the 13. Gunther. You open your eyes and find yourself on a windy cliff's edge. You look around and realize you're about 40ft up in the air. You're missing all of your equipment and your clothes. I. Naked. As you look around and make this realization, you begin coughing up salt water, which just seems like never ending. Salt water coming out of your lungs. Make me a perception check, 13. Oh, you found all your gear and your equipment. It's at the bottom of the cliff directly under you. Jump, Jump, Jump. Jump. Yeah. How far down is it? About 40ft. Okay. I mean, I can. That should be. I. I probably just couldn't. Could climb down some and a certain point I could just jump because I'm used to jumping those heights anyway. Almost. Yeah. Why not make an athletics check to see if you're able to climb down. Okay. And if it. If it matters, all flavor wise, I think Gunther would use his tongue to like, wrap around a rock or, you know, something up at the top and then climb down. So if he falls, he'll like, catch himself and then he can release it. Yeah. Give yourself advantage because I think that's cool. Cool. Rule of cool. The 19 and a 14. So 19. Okay. Yeah, 19. Yeah. Yeah. It takes just a couple of minutes, but you're able to scale the cliff down using your tongue. As you slowly descend, you reach the bottom of the cliff and find all your gear and your equipment strewn about on the sand below. Make a perception option. Check 16. From the south, a three clawed crab begins approaching and points two claws at you. I found it. First dibs. The crab begins scuttling, like, east away from you into the rocky cliff outcropping. Oh, thank goodness. He did not know I was bluffing. And then. Okay, equip myself with my stuff. I feel like for a moment there, there had to have been Pokemon battle music. Like, what do you want to do now that you have climbed down from the cliff and found all your stuff? Well, I guess look around and see if I can spot any indication of my party or the ship or anything. Make a investigation. Check 11. You do not see any sign of the shipwreck. However, from your vantage point, you think you see a couple of figures down to the south near three boulders sticking out of the sand. And you also think you hear some singing coming from the north. Can you give us a taste? That singing, Gus? It's really hard to hear with the waves and the wind going, but it sounds something like, oh, wow. So I see two figures. Two figures near three boulders sticking out of the sand. And how far does singing sound? Like close. And like close. It sounds pretty far. But again, with the wind and the water, it's really hard to tell. I think I would stealthily make my way towards the figures to see. See who or what they may be. Okay, make me a stealth check. That's a 24. Yeah. You're able to sneak your way south. And as you're doing so, darting from, you know, rock to dune, you see that the two figures to the south are Tol and Natty. And Natty is applying some kind of salve on Tolve's skin. Well, Giggy pees on him. Yeah. Then I'll come out and be like, hello. It's a bold Gunther. Hello, Gunther. Oh, no. What? Where is Doug? Sadly, Doug has passed away. I'm so sorry, Gunther. No, I'm just kidding. I think they're on his way. My constitution roll was too low. That was. That was the result of whoever rolled the lowest. Alright, that is a great opportunity to switch over and see what's going on with Doug. I'm alive, Doug. You are alive. Doug's in a hotel. He's taking a bubble bath. He's got room service on the way. He's got a drink and a coconut with a straw and an umbrella. A whole cheese pizza just for me. Doug, you open your eyes and they're stinging because you're underwater and they're stuck. Salt water is stinging your eyes. You feel like you're being rocked gently back and forth in the water. Okay, could I start pumping my arms up to like swim to the surface? Yeah, you're. It's the surface right above you. You start doing that and you immediately pop through like you were just a few inches underwater. It's like being in a bunch of my toes. Oh, I hate this. You pop your head up above the water and you're still being slowly rocked back and forth. You hear a song like a gentle lullaby as you're being rocked back and forth. Make a perception check with advantage Rocked by what? Probably the water. 19. You look around and you realize that you're being cradled in the arms of the sea drinker, who is now much larger than before. And she's slowly rocking you back and forth, singing you a gentle lullaby. You open your. Your eyes, recognize that she's there, and she looks at you and smiles. Am I dreaming? Can you pinch me? The crab crop. Crab interest right there. Let me double check one thing. No, I don't have an inspiration. Die. But I'll take one. You're right. You're right. That's. That is. You can have one. Yeah, that's that. That was a good job. The sea drinker looks at you, Doug, and says, no, this is not a dream. Oh, okay. Well, you're a lot bigger than what you were previously. I assume it was that little squid guy we were carrying around, huh? Indeed. The water has helped rejuvenate me. She appears to be a squid like creature with tendrils on her face, with her body made out of water. And yes, she is much bigger than before. Well, did you. Did you save me? What happened? Once the ocean came crashing down, the water restored my strength. I was able to take the brunt of the ocean's weight and surge you and your friends to the shore. My apologies for any mishaps. It was quite sudden. Oh, well, clearly you saved my life, so I'm forever in your gratitude, misty drinker or Mrs. I don't know. Are you betrothed? Mommy? Sorry. I wish. There is what I love, but we cannot be together. Oh, why not? We should reconvene with your friends and then we can share stories. Okay, but too deep to get into right now. No pun intended. Do you see my friends anywhere? You might have a better vantage point than I do from down here in the water. She kind of furrows her brow and looks around. Perhaps they are on the other side of that rocky cliff. Yeah, that seems like a place they'd be. Onward. And Doug points in that direction. Does Doug begin walking or does Doug want to be carried? Like, is Doug still in the sea drinker's arms, pointing? Yeah, and he's like, like curled up in a little ball with his hands at his face, like, almost in the fetal position. Okay, I will say, as someone who spent the majority of their life being the bigger person in a relationship, the first time that I got to go out with a guy and I got to be cradled by a larger person, I was like, this is nice. I like this. I get to be baby. Yeah, that's Great. And that would definitely apply for Doug. Doug is larger here. Doug's always the big guy, you know, but then, like, it's just kind of fun to be like the little one sometimes. Kind of. A swell and a wave begins pushing you south, Doug, parallel to the shoreline. So look, the waves are crashing to the east along the shore. But this swell has kind of like, picked you up and is moving you south parallel to the shore, past the rocky cliff, outcropping south. And after a minute or so, you see your three, four friends around three rocks that are sticking out of the sandy beach. Tubular. Guys, look. Look who I found. It looks like they found you. The semantics, but yes to would bow deeply before the sea drinker. You keep pointing out these large rocks around this. Are these rocks, like, significant or something? They're like one of the only landmarks in the area. They are the landmark I decided to orient you guys around. That's it. It's just to re. Emphasize. I appreciate your candor, Gus. I appreciate it. Are you in fact njorda? It was. It was nice to meet you. You are much bigger. With a smile, she says, yes, I am. N. Thank you for nursing me back to health with the water gunther. Your age. It was most welcome and most needed in my time of need. I can tell by your careful use of the water gunther that you know how precious it truly is. That decanter you use belongs to me. So I would like to offer you another item in its stead. Okay. What is is this? Seemingly from out of nowhere, she pulls out an item that appears to be an eight handled vase. He says it is the octopot of obscura. Can you make a good stew in that? Like you just put it in and leave it for the day. You can use this to find things that are hidden. Yes. This is your water. Then you shall have it back. I do not wish to steal from you. She takes the decanter and hands you this ancient eight handled vase. And as you hold it, you see it has kind of a slippery texture and it's a reddish, brownish, yellowy color. And like she said, meta wise, it turns water into inquisitive ink. Dribble some out and the ink flows toward hidden things in the area. It has a limited number of uses, but we'll cover that when it's used. Ooh. Thank you very much. I showed you. I sense as well, Gunther, that you're searching for something or someone. Did the Wilder flower send you on this quest, or is this of your own volition? Yes. I hope that the Wilder Flower wishes for me to be searching. That's what I. I do. It's hard. It is hard for me to know what decision is the right one. Or if I have failed everyone. But I hope so not. I hope so not. I hope I have not failed everyone. Oh. Oh. Oh. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay, what is it you hope to gain from this quest? I hope to restore what was taken from us. Bring pride to my village and family, and vengeance to my enemy. Noble indeed. Unless I fail, in which case I have abandoned my family for no reason. I'm curious, Njorda. Why were you imprisoned and who did it? Oh, that is a sad tale. I plunged to the depths searching for the Fire Eater, hoping to to find her where Meereen and Magma meet. However, it was a trap and I was captured by Infernus underlings, or umdarlings, if you will. And I was imprisoned on Nunumo with Volcaniconda. While there, my suspicions were confirmed. The first, the Fire Eater, is indeed imprisoned in the fiery depths of Undar. Natty nudges Doug and goes Man. Marine and Magma would be a great club name. That's genius. I think that that is just a lava lamp. Marine and Magma, why were you searching for the Fire Eater? The Fire Eater is my one true love. However, I have been forbidden from pursuing her and I have been bound to the sea. I have been doling out my duties to the other deities and demigods, trying to find time to reunite with the Fire Eater. It's one of those only at the once a year end of year party that you all get to hang out. It is not easy. Hence the desire to go where Sea and Magma meet. So why wouldarians want to imprison you? Why do they care? They seek the Pathfinder and are trying to get any information they can. Is the Pathfinder like the key to finding you? All that Pathfinder can find stuff. So if you want to find a bunch of gods, you get the God that can find you other gods first. The sea drinker turns to Unatty and says, yes, the Pathfinder has an ability to find anything hidden with very little to go on. All the Pathfinder needs is time. I think the Pathfinder also they're looking for the Pathfinder to also find the Gates of Hyra. I mean, yeah, if you got somebody that can find anything that's pretty useful, yes, all they need is time and it can be found. Well, luckily we got this jug of water that we could pour to things that we're trying to look for. Yes. How is this different? Is this a pathfinder? Since you spoke up, Natty, I think the sea drinker would address you a little further. Addie. It's a pleasure to formally meet you, Natty. Please give your best to the silent steed next time you speak. I will. That's. That's. Nat turns toast. That's. That's my gal. Oh, and are you all friends? Like, do you guys all like, do you maybe meet up for like, I don't know, like, do some Sudoku together or something as friends too? They have the same Pilates class. A Pilates class? Yeah, that would work out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Cool. We met before, but we haven't spent much time together. But I know that you know what it's like to be apart from a loved one. So if there's ever a time that you need a favor, use the necklace and call upon me using my true name. And then she mouths njorda. Wait, do I have a necklace now? I have a necklace. Oh, oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be. Be great. I appreciate that. That's very kind of you. And I'm sure I don't have to remind you, but just as in long distance relationships, trust is key. With true names, I trust you and your friends to keep my true name secret. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a secret. I think the unwilling knowledge of my true name is how I was apprehended and nearly finished by the Undami. Every deity has a true name, but very few speak of it. What's the significance of that? Since we got you here, maybe you could expand upon that a little bit. And I'm just gonna warn you, I'm a simple girl. I like simple talk. So like metaphor and mystery just goes right over my big old wig. True names lead to true power and true control. Yeah, that is. That. That. That wasn't. That wasn't straight up with me. I just. I'll be more and more direct to myself. What. What's. Like, what is the direct result of someone knowing your name? Does that mean they got like, power over you? Or they can. They can maybe find you easier? Or. Or what? They just don't want you using their full government. Okay? They just don't. Different for each deity. But if we all have a weakness, it is our true name. Dad, do. Do you know about this? Is this something that. Something that you're aware of? No, but it makes me wonder if maybe we should change our names. Because if people know our true Names. Is that going to. They're going to have power over us. Like. Should I go by like Douglas? Good. Good. Perfect. Good. I think. I think we have different rules than they have different rules, you know. Okay, so we shouldn't tell people your full name. We should just call you City Drinker. Yes. And where are we? Sorry, no one's asked that yet. Where are we? I mean, I love a beach, but I just want to know where we are. We are at the edge of Endridge Bay. It's not far from here. Here. The Edridge Bay. That's convenient. Thank you. Do you know what happened to our companions? And are not companions. I suspect they're around here in the nearby vegetation and jungle and they should be reconvening with us soon. Nanny startles up Captain Grubbles. Where's Captain Grubbles? I haven't even looked for him yet. Where's Captain Grubels? Where's Private part? We're going to be in so much trouble. The mortalions. Captain Grumbles could be dead again. I'll say at this point that each of your different party members slowly starts coming out from the jungly vegetation and reuniting with you guys. Okay. Wait. All of O. NP's are back? Hooray. Let the record show Gus is the one who said they're all joining us again. Okay, you asked. So I have been bowing this entire time in my back is kind of aching and I. I would love to join the conversation but. Hello, Seadrinker. I am your faithful follower to. You knew my adopted father Bjorn. Just in case you didn't remember who I was. You know, no big deal. All right. As you stand back up from your bow, a small scrap of paper falls out from your pocket. Is it the. The note to Bjorn? Yeah. Who was that note you had picked up? Talks about how she gave him a necklace and it's a twin of their own. Oh no, it's a. It's a different note. This is the one that was on the front door of the Robo. Don't remember that note. So many notes. Which one is that? You should take notes. You take a look at it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Bjorn, Your order is ready for pickup. Come by the untamed flame forge from Shannon. Oh, I. I forgot. We have a to do list of things here in Indridge Bay. I'm going to put that back in my pocket. Yeah. You know, when you bowed and rose up, you mentioned your connection to Bjorn. The sea drinker would look at you to and ask oh, what news Of Bjorn. He helped me on my quest to try and find the fire reader. Yeah. So as you can see, I am wearing his flesh. So not good. I am like his adopted robot son. And he has sadly passed away. But in his final act, he allowed me to take his identity to protect me because. Well, I'll just go ahead and show you and I'll take off the Bjorn face mask. You who? It's me told if I'm actually a thaumatech. Boo. Spooky. Spooky. The passing of Bjorn is a loss to us all. It should perhaps receive a gift from Bjorn. I mean, many gifts, knowledge, good memories. His skin. You know, I. The list goes on and on. Fish recipe. A fish recipe. Yeah. Yeah. That was good. That was good. Very good. I'm still looking for the deed to the Roar Boo. You know, I might have that might have a little bit of a oceanside property you can could turn into an Air D and D. Yeah. Wow. That's good. Oh, that's good. Hey, guys, I don't know if you all remember this. Coconut. Coconut. I'm looking for anyone Blaine, Chris, or John to remember this Coconut. Oh, oh, oh. Coconut. Coconut. Yes, John. Coconut. Chris, that is. Oh, that's Coconut. John, I think you were on that episode where you spill the beans. Not even remotely triggering anything in my brain. Many, many second winds ago, it was me, Blaine, Chris, and John and we agreed that we would have a code word for when we want to give Gus an inspiration. Die. Coconut. The decree of Coconut has been passed. Jesus Barbara deserves inspiration dice for remembering that. Wow. The flame of coconut calls for aid. Gus, you may have an inspiration Inspiration die from the players we wanted to be able to give. So this is you. You can roll an inspiration dice for something that you got coming up. Little peek behind the screen for our listeners here. I. When we play, you know, we use D and D beyond. I do have a character sheet that I use as the dungeon master. I'm going to give myself the inspiration die on. There. It has been done. Oh, wow. Gus is hovering now above his keyboard. Light is coming from his eyes. I can't wait till like four or five episodes from now. I'm going to use it. And you all are really going to regret calling out that Coco. We know what we're doing. We know what we're doing. We're giving power to someone who already has all the power. But you know what? It's a good joke. Air D and D. Anyways, was there something specific sea drinker that I should be looking for? I I. Other than this necklace. The sea drinker smiles and says, I'm sure, sure you'll come to it soon. Great. Cool. Okay. Natty turns to Talva and Gust. See how it feels when someone's all vague and mysterious and holds secrets and everything? She speaks in riddles and mystery. What are we supposed to do with that? Nothing, Nothing. I already tried. But. But she just keeps going around in circles around the direct point. Okay. Also, Seadrinker, you mentioned earlier the Volcanic Honda had been taking you hostage. I'm going to be so for real with you. For the sake of my survival, I struck a bargain with the Volcanic Honda. I'm still in allegiance to you. I love you, number one sea drinker fan. Yo, yo. But the Volcanic Conda might come calling for some ice cream down the road. I'm just giving you the heads up. We can deal with that when the time comes. I'm so glad that's off my chest. I've been feeling terrible. You say that the Undarians had taken you to gain power. Why was Ironclad also searching for you? Is he in league with the Undarians? That I do not know. I cannot speak for the motivations of others. Interesting. Is Elva around? Yeah, we'll say Elva has come out of the jungle as well and is probably, we'll say right there with you. What's Elvis reaction to Sea Drinker? I don't know if Seadrinker was a thing that popped up on my radar as a result of my interactions with Bjorn, or if they also had some sort of assistance from the beyond or anything like that. You know, I'll say that she seems, you know, of course, awestruck to be in the presence of a deity, but maybe not quite as reverent as you are. Okay. All right, cool. Also, this is my sister, Elva Castle. I mean, I guess do we have any other questions for the sea drinker? I mean, what do we do now? Because we still have like, kind of a mission to go about, you know, like, should we. Did we figure out why they were impersonating people? I mean, we figured out that they were impersonating people, but I don't think we figured out why the. Oh, the Udarians. No, that's the whole reason we were sent to Andrew to the Hendridge Bay was for our mission of like, people are impersonating people. We got to figure out the what's going on with that. And we figured out that they're doing that, but we don't know why. Yeah, speaking of you Know, I was under. I was in disguise. I wonder if maybe the Mortalion was aware of something. Like me and other thaumatechs like Elva here. Sea drinker, have you been able to see, like, other siblings of mine? I have so many brothers and sisters, and they all got scattered to divinity once we rebelled against Ironclad. I can't say I've seen any, but I have heard tales from sailors swapping stories. One spoke of metallic creatures hiding near the riverbanks of the Boiling Bluffs. That's where I met the fire eater. Another told tale of a shiny person shouting curses amongst the reefs. Atropicairn Island. It sounds like one of my siblings. Are we going to have to, like, collect them all kind of situation? There are 12 of us. Do you want me to tell you all of their names? I. I actually have photos of all of them. Here, let me get up my wallet. Then we can go find the elite four. There's Tio and Neo. That's 10 and nine. Atta stu. Sex. We don't talk about their name. That's just their name. It's. It's very funny sex. But anyway. Femme Ferra Tray. Let's talk about sex. And I don't know if I know Null or not, but there is talk about you and me. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So, gang, I have, like, a couple of short things that I need to do. I know I need to go into town to pick up something from Shannon. And then also, I would love to follow up with this metal person rumor, because that might be one of my siblings. So that's me. At this point, the sea drinker chimes in and says, perhaps you can follow one rumor and your sister Elva can follow the other. I like that. Yeah. Split the party. Get rid of some NPCs. Yes, yes. I cannot divert from my mission from the Mortalion. And I fear that if I do, it will attract more attention to us, you know, thumb attack on the run. So I'm going to, like, stay in line and do my current mission. Well, I will say this from a geography perspective. Boiling Bluffs is only about six miles northeast of Fort Andridge. So minor detour, right, versus Tropicaren island, which is more out of the way. I see. Okay, then maybe you go to the Tropicairn island, and then we go to the Boiling Bluffs. If my gang is, like, so cool and wanting to go on a little detour. Elva nods at that. I'll follow you wherever you deem necessary to well, that's nice of you. Wait, who's in charge right now? I don't know. Private parts. Who's in charge? Is to. Is to in charge? No, you were, Doug. Now I decree. It's like a hot potato at this point. Well, if we're on a mission for potentially his family members, I feel like he should be doing. Eczema isn't always obvious, but it's real. And so is the relief from Ebglis. After an initial dosing phase, about 4 in 10 people taking EPGLIS achieved itch relief and clear or almost clear skin at 16 weeks. And most of those people maintain skin that's still more clear at one year with monthly dosing. 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We're gonna go to the Boiling Bluffs which is just six mile detour as far as Indridge Bay. Have we followed through with everything that we were assigned to do here? Because I know that we also have a time limit to get back. I know that Gunther had his aunt that was there he wanted to speak with, but that's not like pressing in any way. That was just a thing on the if we go back and then also Gunther would want to use that item he got to look for the thing that was stolen from his village. I'll tell you what. Specifically Gunther and to make me wisdom checks. Ooh, strong 4:14. You know, thinking about your aunt, you remember that when you all looked at the note earlier, that Bjorn's item was ready for pickup, but that was signed by your aunt, so presumably it would be at the same place. Isn't that nice? Let's go knock it out. Yeah, let's do that. Let's get this out of the way. So want to point out, if we do eventually make our way to Boiling Bluffs, it's possible that the fire eater might be there. And so I don't know if we should take the siege wrinkle to maybe reunite. Well, we should probably ask the God if they want to come. Yes, you drink of what are you doing? Yeah, you got any plans or what's your schedule look like in the next couple days? You pencil us in. I do have a task I need to complete. However, I require assistance. It requires backstabbing, thieving and general scoundrelism. Laskil, you're up, buddy. Yeah. Last kill leaps up at the the thought and the sea drinker turns and addresses Laskiel and says, I need help finding and freeing the fire eater in undar. Once we uncover more details, I may call upon Euphor for help. You got it. As she's looking at Euphor and you say, you know you got it, Doug. She looks at you again. You know she was cradling you and says, I sense something within you, Doug. Something you're not proud of. Something from your past. I know what that feeling is like. I too feel shame for giving up the name of the veiled Eye to the privateer. You did that. If anyone knows where the Pathfinder is, it's the Veiled Eye. However, I was able to resist the torture enough to not tell the privateer where to find or how to reach the Veiled Eye. So the gates of Hyra will remain safe for now. I bring this up to you, Doug, because I sense that you've already made a connection to the Veiled Eye, which is a rare gift indeed. That's correct. How did you know that? I can see it upon you. For the Veiled Eye ever searches for those that think outside the box. Mortals with new eyes. As you know, he is the patron of seers and inventors. Those who wish to find him must prove their accomplishments by presenting a unique invention, a device, or a physical creation. As a reward, he may grant such a patron with a mysterious vision or mystical encounter. Darwin's down in my head. Of course. You are such a visionary, Doug. So. Oh, nice, nice, nice. So I'm confused, though. You said, like, your real names, you have to be kept secret, and you know this. And so why did you give the Veiled Eye's real name to the Privates? I did not reveal the Veiled Eye's true name, merely the knowledge of the Veiled Eye. Oh. Do you know that the true names of any gods that are meant that we could use to fight them? I would say at that, the sea drinker would smile and say, I don't think you have the power necessary to wield such knowledge. Yeah, I might not, but maybe Doug does. I don't wish to make enemies of any further deities. That's smart. Fair enough. If I were to whisper a name to you, could you confirm or deny whether or not it's the Veiled Eyes identity? Y. Y', all. This poor. This poor guy's trying to walk around not giving people's real names out, and you guys are all messing with them. I think the sea drinker would just smile and say, no, she's not going to play your game with you. All right, Meta talk. Was the. Was Maestro Pharynx the person that I had that vision with? Yeah. In episodes past. Are they the Veiled Eye? I knew Gus was gonna say that. I was like, there's gonna be a classic Gus. I don't know if the character that knows it won't tell you that I would. Gus. I think with that, the sea drinker would address Last Kill and say, let's be off. Last Kill. We have much work to do. Are you going to hold Last you like you held dog? How Are you, you going to transport around? I think, yeah. Laskil would wade into the water and the sea drinker would transform into a wave again. And it would almost look like Laskil surfing off into the sea. Normally when you surf, you surf towards the beach, but surfing away from the beach. There he goes. Wow. So cool. Here goes my hero. Just like Point Break. He pulls out a pair of sunglasses. And then Gunther mutters, via con Dios. And then that takes us back. Flash forwarding to you for sitting around having a drink at the high three. Oh, yeah, that's right. We're here. This alcohol is very strong, very stiff. That's wado. Okay, so now that you all are back at the high three, what is it that you all would want to drink and what would you want to eat? What are you, paint me a picture here? Well, you know, I heard so much about fish. People cooking a lot of fish. You got any fish dishes? Oh, you're gonna put this back on me, huh? All right, one moment. I assumed you are the keeper of the menu. A special God here at the hide from here. You're right. I think I had one. I just don't have it in front of me. Where it was the deity of hunger and lunch specials. What's it? Happy hour. Right now. There's blubber bisque, stale carpet, piranha porridge, stale carp. That sounds appetizing. I think that that's what Gunther buried himself with. Yes, I compared to myself, Gunther knows that fish. What about anyone else? Well, now that I don't have to keep up my act, actually, I guess I should to other people. Wait, at this point, is my skin damaged? Is toll skin? Like. No, Natty helped you out, remember? Okay, okay. I, I, at some point, I don't know when it's gonna be, and I might need it to be called out. I wouldn't mind if Tolv is in his more robot form, but he wants to keep the beard. But I don't know when that time will be. I don't know if people are gonna be freaked out by the. I mean, that's ultimately your call. That's whenever you're ready for that. That's not a. That's not an us call. I like to think that you're looking a bit like the bad guy in Men in Black towards the later half where he's water. Do you, do you have. I just curiosity. Do you have any like, motor oil or any sort of, like, you know, I just need a good lubricant. It's Been a while. You know any machinery like WD40? No motor oil, but I could get you some grease from the kitchen. Okay, I'll take that. Bismum furrows her brow at talk of a motor, not quite understanding what it is you're asking about. But she does go to the back and returns with some bacon grease. Cool. I chug that. Natty. I'll take whatever is gonna be like sustaining, but if it's like. If there's like bugs or something, that's cool. It's not on the menu, but this is a seaside town, so I'm sure we can find you something. What about shrimp? That's like bugs of the sea, right? Yes, I like it. You have to go. Can offer you some shrimp. I'm okay. I'm good. Okay. Nothing for Natty. As you all are eating and drinking, you know, recounting your tales to Fismum, you notice a couple of posters behind the bar. Is this like a Planet Hollywood? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got autographs on them. What's. What's. What's in the posters, Gustava. You see various things. One of them seems to be a call out wanting songwriters for Troop Troop. And there's another one that's a build year best contest from the Council of Conservation. I recognize that name. We've heard that name before. Those were the two pirate groups that I think we encountered right below where we are standing right now. Remember, in the pirate pits. The fights. Yeah. Personally, Doug, I think you're shoeing to win that one. The songwriter. Yes, I'll build. I think Natty's probably more of our songstress. Here you take a look at the posterior poster a little more, Doug, because it catches your eye. The poster conveys that with the sudden shortage of lumber in the Bay Area, the Council of Conservation is sponsoring a contest for inventors to bring innovative contraptions, devices or designs that utilize materials other than wood. The invention should embody the values of finding and rescuing endangered wildlife. And the winner gets an all expenses paid visit to the menagerie and an evening with lead conservationist Mimi. And should parties should send a raven to Mimi. I mean, Doug, I know we're on a military mission and we have so much side quests and things to do, but like, that is like your science fair. That is your thing. I've already started working on my project. Yeah, the trifold foam core presentation thing, ready to go and everything. Yeah, it's called a volcano. This one is about different densities of liquid. So you see here in this jug, we Got water and oil. See that? Clear separation. Yeah, yeah. Viscosity. Okay, since it's only a raven, I think while we're going to the shop to meet up with Gunther's aunt and to pick up my package, Doug, you can send a raven in with your invention idea. Natty, I mean, come on, you gotta keep sharp. You got to write lyrics. You got to send a raven. After the other thing, we can all have fun participatory things for this episode. What's the prize of the other contest here? The Troop Troop. You know, you all take a look at that one, and it's a poster indicating that Troop Troop is looking for a songwriter of both talent and experience. Audition is required, payment is negotiable, and interested parties should send a raven to Duke. You want Buddy up on a raven or you guess we gotta send two different ravens. Two different ones, yeah. But I hear that, you know, you get them at pretty cheap in this town. Okay, two birds for one stone. Yeah. Let's send a message. I'm down. Let's show this rule we got, Doug. Okay, okay. As you all are talking about this, a somewhat tipsy orc comes up and pats Let me roll the D4 toll on the back and says, serving in the Mortalion, huh? Keep in mind that toll's Bjorn skin, which is an orc, is very visibly damaged. Think Men in Black. That one guy with the sugar water. So I look horrifying and I go, yeah, what's up, fellow orc? Whoop, whoop. I think this orc is a little tipsy enough where he doesn't care. Pleasure to meet you. I served in the Mortalia myself. Orman, nice to meet you. He reaches out a hand. Vel Ormin. Instead of a handshake, how about I give you a salute? Because I don't want to touch him. He switches and tries to stand up straight and give a salute, but he's a little unsure on his feet and he points to his chest. I served in the Mortalion. Look at all my medals. And he's got like a couple of medals on his chest there. Maybe you know our friend Private Parts, huh? He does that thing where he's like squinting, gets his face real close to. To Private Parts. Don't think I do. Let me buy a round for my Mortalion friends here. Oh, don't everyone thank me at once. It's okay. Thank you so much. You are the best. He turns to Fismum. A round of octopus for my friends here. All right. Delicious. That will be 32 none fanatics. He's driving. Yeah, I'm actually, actually good. I'm a pass on. On your. On your very generous offer. More for me. Ormond grabs your octopus and downs it. It's like a chunky bubbly drink. Kind of like an oyster shooter. Ooh, yuck. That sounds disgusting. Can I share like a look with fizz mom and kind of just get a vibe check on this guy? Like maybe a subtle thumbs up or a thumbs down, you know, like, do we like Gorman? Is he well respected and liked in this town? Is he trustworthy? Bismum looks at you and just, you know, kind of rolls her eyes and shakes her head. She reaches over and puts the drinks into Ormond's hands and pats him on the back and says, all right, you get out of here, Ormin. Go back and sit at your table and leave these good people alone. Okay, so he's a known quantity here then. I guess he's just kind of a. Just a little local drunk. I suppose he's the Barney Gumbel of this establishment. Maybe. Maybe. So I guess you all send off your ravens and wrap up your meal and your drinks here at the High Three. What's your next move? Well, should we. Should we get to your guys little errand about your seeing your aunt and. And checking out your upgrade? I think we should. I think you should start thinking up some lyrics there, music master. Well, I have to stop thinking about lyrics at some point to start again. Oh, nice. I like that. Oh, whoa. I could. I could hear the dial up connection sound as Blaine was. Was processing what I just said. I'm still processing. What does it mean? Did I upset John? Did I? Was that a good thing? Are they confident in their writing abilities? I like how much that just kind of. What does it mean? I don't know. Guess you have to think about it. Maybe it's a thinker. Maybe it's tonight. Barbara, you'll. You'll sit up. You're like, oh, I get it. That's what he meant. All right, yeah, so let's, let's, let's move on to wherever that. What was it? You don't even know what was the details of this thing that we have to do. Shannons, you're heading to the untamed Flame Forge. Yes. Fizmom gives you directions leaving the. The High Three on how to get there. And you walk outside into Endridge Bay and you know, walk over to the untamed Flame Forge. And as you're walking out there, as a contrast to how it was before the Storm that had been raging before seems to have passed and it's now sunny outside. You walk up to the untamed flame forge and you find it to be from the outside. It's a shack. It's a mishmash of metallic patchwork and hinges. It's an unusual architectural arrangement of slanted walls and roof. There's a squeaky hanging sign that reads untamed flamed forge. It's like kit bashing architecture picture. Yeah. All right. This looks like the place. Gunther, you ready to see your aunt? Guess I'm very anxious to talk to her. Hello? Gunther calls out hello. And the door slowly opens, revealing thickly built, youthful looking toad. The smell of smoke comes out from the building and you see some smoke appear behind her. She is clad in obsidian, like a combination of obsidian and iron. She looks at you four and says, I am Shannon Egan's windbreaker. Who are you? I am Gunther Bootkiss Windbreaker. Gunther Bootkiss Windbreaker. En guard. And she leaps forward and attacks you. What is this, like a family tradition or something? Or should we help find out what it means and how Gunther perishes in the next episode of Tales from the Stinky Dragon. I'm used to my aunts pinching my teeth, but not drawing a lethal weapon on my pinching my teeth. A weird ants here in Texas. Yeah, the Gibsons have a strange family tradition. Weird folk. Is your aunt the Tooth fairy? We'll talk about in Second Wind whether or not Blaine's aunt is tooth fairy. But find out what happens to Gunther in the next episode of Tales from the Stinky Dragon. Did you know September 5th is this year's smart day? That's right. You can check it out. The live stream. We're gonna have a live stream on The Stinky Dragon YouTube channel. It's gonna be running from 6pm to midnight Central time. 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These patrons directly support the show. Get ad free episodes access to our Patreon only Discord server bonus content like Second Wind and Behind the Screen and other stinky perks. Here's a quick peek from the latest episode of Second Wind that's really interesting. You know, it's also interesting what happened at Home Depot. So Chris and I were out to buy the materials to build this basically window unit and also to buy the AC unit itself. And just going with Chris to a public place, I mean, you guys have all been around Chris. You can't predict them. It's like, it's kind of like when you see parents out and they have like a leash on their kid and you kind of judge them a little bit. He's fast. Like, I feel like anytime I've gone anywhere with Chris, he just takes off and I'm like, wait for me. Chris is just an adventure, you know, Sometimes it, you just, you just gotta go hang out with him in a public space and it really like opens your eyes to things, you know. I feel like it's a marvel at how he. He's alive. Yes. Once again, that's all@stinkydragonpod.com we're incredibly grateful for your support which makes this show possible. Some of Our friends voiced NPCs in this episode and listeners who interacted with us on the Stinky dragon. Discord had NPCs named after them. Just like Ormond named after Orgamus Fismum named after Kim Karras voiced by Aaron Zek at Aaron Zeck. Shannon, named after Shannon Logan, voiced by Ashley Burns at Ashley Burns from Morning Somewhere. And of course Rooster Teeth and the Sea Drinker voiced by Lori bird@laurie.bird. that's L A W R I E dot B I R D. This episode of Tales from the Stinking Dragon was produced by Ben Ernst, written, edited, composed by Michael Reisinger, with additional editing work by Catherine Arnold and David Simon. You tune in next time for another thrilling episode of Tales from the Stinky Dragon. I get PTSD every time someone mentions the science fair solely because. And this is actually, this is lore for myself and my mom, Mother of puppets. There was one year of the science fair where I had procrastinated too long. It was due soon. I got a stomach virus was just exiting everything inside of my body constantly. My mom also had was sick as well and we both were just a member. I had this core memory of being in the living room of our house and my mom's like doing the mom thing, trying to finish the project for me and then begging me to get off of the couch that I'm groaning on to like come contribute a little bit before I go lay back down because I can't do anything. It was one of the most miserable moments of my entire life. And I think it is what's for my mom as well. Yeah, I, I, I just like you mentioned that trifold poster board. I was like, like a shiver went down my spine. Worst thing ever. Mama PA de Amazon Amazon Gasta menos sonrimas. Olivia loves a challenge. It's why she lifts heavy weights and likes complicated recipes. 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