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Grace
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Brianna
At participating McDonald's for a limited time.
Grace
A Minecraft movie only in theaters.
Chelsea
What's up, y'all? Welcome back to Talktua. A better original, download better and play better pics. Thank you for tuning in. I hope you've been enjoying the show. Make sure you're subscribed wherever you're listening now and leave me a five star review. I want to hear what you think of today's episode. So be sure to leave me a comment too. Welcome back to Talk to. Like an emphasis on it. Like.
Moose
Hey, y'all.
Chelsea
And welcome back to another episode of Talk to a. You got Moose again today. And then we got Ms. Brianna. And then we got Grace. And thank you, Bolero, for having us up in here again. Hey.
Brianna
Hey, guys.
Grace
How are we doing?
Brianna
Long time no see.
Grace
I've never seen. She has. Nice to meet you guys.
Chelsea
I like your outfit. You got like Halloween vibes going on.
Grace
Yeah, Halloween vibes, jail vibes, whatever you want.
Brianna
We got a gift for you guys lately.
Moose
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Grace
This for you.
Moose
Ready?
Grace
Yeah.
Moose
That was off, though.
Brianna
Sorry.
Grace
There we go.
Brianna
On everyone's side.
Grace
Talk to her. What's it say? Does it say something? I need to talk to a therapist.
Brianna
Yeah, okay. It's a really good name for the podcast. I was. I was very.
Chelsea
That's all her right there.
Grace
Oh, that girl is really good.
Moose
Thank you.
Chelsea
We have like a few different ones.
Brianna
Like what? What else did you guys.
Chelsea
You get me? And then there was this one. What was the other one? Sweet tea. 16 minutes, smart ass. Like, you know the 15 minutes. Yeah, like 16.
Brianna
I like that. I like that. Honestly, the 15 minutes of famous lasted a very long time.
Chelsea
I knew it was too.
Brianna
I knew it was.
Chelsea
You called it before anybody.
Moose
Yeah. Shout out to you. You pulled her out of hiding.
Brianna
I know. That was crazy.
Chelsea
You really did. I just kind of popped out that day.
Brianna
I know. She just showed up.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Hey, what's up? Here we go.
Chelsea
That's probably one of the best concerts I've been to too.
Moose
Oh, yeah. That was still my favorite day.
Chelsea
That was such a good day.
Brianna
Do you guys still Live in Tennessee. Okay, so you're still just out there and you travel?
Chelsea
Yeah. Whenever it's time to get up and go, we just kind of get on a plane and just carry on. Then we go back home.
Brianna
Wow. And you still live with Grandma?
Chelsea
Oh, yeah, of course. Nobody cooks like her.
Brianna
I saw the chicken. You see the chicken?
Grace
I didn't. I didn't catch the chicken.
Moose
Kicking chicken.
Chelsea
Gray's Kitchen chicken.
Grace
You. You raising them to eat them?
Chelsea
Oh, no, I can do that now. My granny's mama, she used to, like, ring chickens heads and, like, cook them.
Grace
Oh, I thought you meant for funsies. I'm like that.
Chelsea
I couldn't do that. My granny probably could, though.
Brianna
How do you ring a chicken's head? You just cut it off.
Chelsea
Like, you swing them around until their neck breaks.
Brianna
Wow.
Chelsea
Like, it's awful.
Brianna
Better way to do it.
Chelsea
It's like the most humane way, I guess. Like, where they don't suffer.
Brianna
Oh, swinging. Having a blast.
Chelsea
His neck just kind of, like, snaps in half. Then he's just done for. Then he's on the dinner table later.
Brianna
Wow. Okay.
Moose
Wait.
Chelsea
Grandma love that? No, her mama did.
Moose
Oh, I never got to make her.
Chelsea
I'm glad I couldn't watch a chicken grow up and then eat it. That made me feel so bad. I'd be like, I watched him grow up, you know? Yeah, it's like cows, too. I couldn't do that either.
Brianna
No, we just eat them. We don't kill them.
Chelsea
So how'd you guys meet?
Brianna
Oh, God. Want to tell us the story of how we met?
Grace
How we met? Listen, it doesn't really paint me out in the best light. Not gonna lie.
Moose
It's okay.
Grace
I was. Well, should I take it from here?
Brianna
Yeah. We'll go back and forth.
Grace
We'll go back and forth. All right. So I. I was kind of the queen of the tomboys. I was kind of ruling the school. It was fifth grade, and I had all my buddies. I was kind of calling the shots. And then one day, in walks Brianna from the city, and I knew my reign was over. So I found something I didn't like about her, and that was her flannel. And I told everyone, fuck this girl in the flannel. We're not going to be fucking with her. We're not going to be. We're not going to be entertaining that. And I tried to turn everyone against her, and it kind of went the opposite way.
Brianna
I'm, like, ready to make all these new friends. I have my flannel on. I was so Excited about it. And then I go to the schoolyard, and at fucking recess, Grace is staring across, like, across the schoolyard at me like this. And she, like. She had double D titties already. She was already hit puberty. So young. Like, she was like. I thought she was the principal or something. I'm like, what the. She going to kill me. And then I was like, why doesn't this girl like me? And they were like, she doesn't like your flannel. I was like, that's mean. So, yeah, I'm going to steal all your friends.
Chelsea
So what I learned from that. Don't wear a flannel to school.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
Don't get targeted.
Grace
Yeah. I don't know what it was. I just had to look for something I didn't like. And I was like, I guess I don't really like her flannel that much.
Chelsea
You wear flannel?
Brianna
Flannel.
Grace
What's that?
Chelsea
You wear flannels.
Grace
I haven't rocked one ever since. Just to, you know, stay loyal to my word.
Chelsea
You got to stand on business. Right there.
Brianna
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've only seen you fl, like, twice. But then. Then we weren't friends. And you were in my Facebook messages for a long time.
Grace
Yeah. Trying to reconcile.
Brianna
Yeah.
Grace
I was. I was like, dude, I feel like we got off the wrong foot. Like, I feel like we should really like your flannel. I actually love your flannel. It's like, dude, like, I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking, because, like, she had all my friends now, so I was like, dude, I feel like we really got to work this out, dude. And I was just Facebook messaging her, like, a little too much. Like, at the time, I didn't know what a restraining order was, but you probably. I probably should have had one because.
Brianna
You were only 10.
Grace
Yeah. You're only 10. Only 10 years old.
Chelsea
You just wanted a new friend.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Yeah.
Moose
So y'all been friends for a while.
Brianna
Yeah. Well, and then. Then we went on a camping trip together because no one else would. Was around. So I said, finally, Grace, we can hang out. And then we became inseparable after that.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
So how long have I been friends?
Brianna
50. Almost 16 years.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
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Grace
How'd you guys meet?
Moose
High school.
Grace
High school.
Moose
Yeah.
Chelsea
She moved to my school and started dating one of my friends. Sorry. Sorry. I was like, she's like a. I was like, I'm not gonna talk to her and my other friends at the same time. I was like, I'm not speaking to her. She's gonna be a. And she thought we were weird.
Moose
Yeah, well, they all talked to my brother, so I was like, these freaking sluts trying to get with my brother.
Chelsea
And then, yeah, we passed him around.
Moose
I was like, I actually like them.
Grace
Your brother's. Your brother's the. The rag doll of.
Chelsea
They went to different schools, and he was, like, texting like, we had, like, four or five different girls, and he'd take his turns just going around, like, through all of us. And then they moved. So I was like, well, shit, everybody's done had her brother.
Brianna
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Chelsea
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Chelsea
Um, I think I just won my taxes. Yeah, I just switched to H and R Block in about one minute. All I had to do was drag and drop last year's return into H.
Grace
And R Block, and bam.
Chelsea
My information is automatically there so I.
Moose
Don'T have to go digging around for.
Grace
All my old papers to switch.
Brianna
Nope.
Grace
Sounds like we just leveled up our tax game. Switching to H and R Block is easy. Just drag and drop your last return. It's better with block.
Chelsea
Then we got stuck at school one day, and then her and her sister took me and my other friend home, and then we just kind of clicked from there.
Brianna
Then you became besties. Now you guys, I feel like haven't separated since everything blew up with the video.
Chelsea
We're not going to either. Yeah, I can't do anything by myself.
Brianna
That's fair. We were the same way when it first started, I said, you're coming. And we never stopped.
Moose
So, wait, were you in school?
Grace
Yeah. So it was. It was 2020, so I was gonna take a semester off. And I was like, that day, I was gonna buy a car. Cause I was, like, saving all summer to buy a car. And it was a stick shift. And I cried. You can't drive sticks. I fucking hate stick shift. It actually makes me upset. Anyways, when I got there, it was a stick shift. And I just sat there while my dad wrote it. He's like, I can teach you how to do it. I don't know why I'm telling that part. But anyways, I was gonna buy a car that day. I called him.
Brianna
Did you really call him?
Grace
I called him.
Brianna
Okay. All right.
Grace
I got this thing with my dad. She always has to tell me to call him. Cause, you know, we don't really get along. Anyways, Brianna, I don't feel like we need anything. I know, dude. Well, anyways, I didn't buy the car that day, but thank God, because Briana called me and she said, do you want to move to New York with me? And I said, absolutely. I just, like, without even thinking, I was like, yeah, I got nothing going on.
Moose
And was like.
Grace
Like, we, like, realistically planned a day that we were both gonna move at the same time. But, yeah, like, for the most part, kind of just. We're both from Boston.
Brianna
We moved. Well, I moved for Barstool, and then Grace also moved, and then she started working for Barstool, too.
Chelsea
Bar Stills.
Brianna
Barstool's down the street.
Chelsea
Is down the street?
Brianna
Yeah. Yeah, it's on 7th Ave.
Chelsea
I need to go see Dave.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
Me and him need to have a nice chat.
Brianna
Yeah. He didn't have too many lovely words about you? No.
Chelsea
He said something about, who cares what I have to say?
Brianna
Excuse me, Dave, you tell him.
Chelsea
Excuse me.
Moose
Who cares what you have to say, Dave.
Chelsea
Yeah, exactly, Dave.
Grace
I do. I actually do. He. He writes my checks. He writes my checks. I care immensely what he has to say. But fair. I understand. I'm just saying I want it on record I care what he has to say.
Chelsea
I think we got off on the wrong foot when you asked me if I'd give him the hawk or no, and I said no.
Moose
I told you he was gonna come for your house.
Chelsea
It's just. It's nothing personal. He's just older. I don't look at him like that. I never said he terrible person.
Brianna
No, no, no.
Chelsea
But now I'm saying, kiss my ass, Dave.
Brianna
Now See what? See what happened? Dp, man. See what happened?
Moose
And, like, the Donald Trump. Everyone was, like, sitting on her. They was like, oh, she won't suck Donald Trump's dick. She hates him. Like, I was like, just cuz you said no, Hawk. Like, what?
Chelsea
Like, it's nothing against them, I don't guess. It's just they're old men. I don't want to spit on their dick. You know, that's the only catch with it.
Brianna
That's it. I don't think anyone wants to really get up all of Donald's junk.
Grace
I don't, dude.
Chelsea
After I watch the Family Guy epis, like, with Donald Trump in it, I was a little scared of him. Like, do you see it, like, being like. Yeah. I was like, what the. I was like, is he really like that?
Brianna
I think so, yes.
Grace
Or it's a cartoon.
Chelsea
I keep seeing all sorts of, like, edits of him on Tick Tock, and they crack me up.
Brianna
Yeah, he. He went on what, the Nelk podcast?
Grace
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brianna
It's crazy. All these presidents are going on podcast.
Grace
On Call of Daddy.
Moose
Yeah, it is.
Brianna
It's nuanced. It's a new world. It's crazy.
Chelsea
She's getting a bunch of for that, too, isn't she?
Brianna
Alex Cooper is. Yeah.
Grace
Anytime you dip into politics.
Brianna
Kamala's husband wanted to come on our podcast.
Grace
We said no, thank you.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Grace
Not for any political reasons. We're just not the guys for that.
Moose
Yeah.
Chelsea
That's my thing. I can't talk about it. I don't know enough about it to talk about it.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
I don't look like an idiot. Be like, yeah, run for president.
Brianna
Yeah. We were just like, not our. Not our stick.
Grace
Not. Yeah. Not our circus.
Brianna
We would have.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Yeah. That's different.
Grace
But I don't know if we can conduct that honestly, if I'm being completely.
Brianna
Honest, I don't think it was, like, in high school.
Grace
That's all we care about for anybody. That's all we ask people. Like, when. Even when, like, we had Dave on our podcast, we're like, so what were we like in high school? And he's like, who cares?
Moose
What was Dave like in high school?
Grace
It sounds like.
Brianna
Said he was the same.
Grace
The same. Yeah.
Chelsea
Baseball guy smoking cigarettes.
Brianna
Yeah. No, he hates cigarettes. I don't know if he smokes cigarettes. Wow. He hates cigarettes.
Chelsea
Somebody wore a leather jacket.
Grace
I think it was the opposite of what you were thinking. I think he just, like, liked playing baseball, and he's just.
Chelsea
Y'all a picture of him oh, yeah.
Brianna
We have High School Dave pictures.
Grace
We asked his mom for pictures because we had him on our live show, and we, like, surprised him with all these, like, baby pictures. And he was like, how the hell.
Brianna
Did you get these?
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Yeah.
Moose
Okay. The thing with him, I feel like he's nice off camera.
Grace
Yeah.
Moose
I feel like I could so see that. Like, I seem like he's genuine, but then camera's on, and he's like, let me talk my.
Brianna
I think even on camera, he's not even trying to be mean. He's just brutally honest, which is.
Moose
I respect that.
Brianna
Like, even if he's not right, he's just stands by what he says.
Chelsea
So I think I could. Well, he had me a little confused because he took up for me for, like, the Mets thing that went on.
Brianna
What? What? So explain.
Chelsea
I threw out the first pitch at the Mets game. When was it? Like, a month or two ago. I was there for, like, a charity.
Grace
How's that?
Chelsea
I mean, sure, I got to throw out the piece.
Brianna
Was it a good throw?
Chelsea
She called it, so that's all that mattered with the baseball. But I didn't. But I donated to their charity they had going on there, and I was like, oh, you know, that's a good thing to go to. So we went to their game, you know, done stuff for their charity, and then they let us out. The first pitch I got on by the Mets fans, and then Dave took up for me. He was like, oh, she's doing, like, a good thing. Like, how are y'all being, like, bitches about it? And I was like, maybe he does like me. And then he said something about how he does not ever want to come on this podcast.
Brianna
I think he does like you. I think he thinks the same thing about BFFs. He's like, why does anyone want to listen to us? Either way, I think he's just like. Podcasts are oversaturated. I don't think he meant it in a hurtful way.
Chelsea
Okay.
Brianna
I think he just is a very abrasive man, and he gets a little misunderstood, maybe. Yeah. But I think he does like you because he said that about. He loves anything charitable. He does a lot of charity work, too.
Chelsea
He does?
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
I would never guess it.
Brianna
Yeah. I know people think he's really bad, but he's not.
Chelsea
They. We might could be friends, maybe.
Brianna
Yeah, I think you guys could be friends.
Chelsea
I'll write him a letter in the mail.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
I can send him a friendship bracelet.
Brianna
Oh, he would love that.
Chelsea
He'd probably be like, what the is this? Just toss it out. That's what I do.
Brianna
He's a swifty, so he would. He would like that.
Chelsea
He is not a swifty.
Brianna
Yes. We need a verse around Dave.
Grace
Yeah, this seems like. Yeah, we gotta get him on here. Yeah, I feel like.
Chelsea
Yeah, I need to sit down and conversate with him.
Brianna
Yeah, he's a very big Swifty. Like Die Hard Swifty.
Moose
Would have not have guessed that.
Chelsea
I wouldn't have either.
Brianna
You didn't know about his era tour jacket. So he had. What even is this? So he made a jacket for Taylor Swift's concert. It's hand painted, like all of the eras, and he passed it around to every single show. It went to every single concert. Like, even across into like, Paris and stuff.
Chelsea
So he's a fan girl?
Brianna
Yeah, he's a fan girl.
Chelsea
I love that.
Moose
Wait, so what do you do? Like, give it to someone? Or, like, they would mail it.
Brianna
They would find someone at like one show and then mail it to the next show and like mail it whenever.
Grace
That's kind of sisterhood of the traveling Dave's jacket.
Brianna
Yes, exactly. Are you guys fan girls of anything? Anybody?
Moose
I'm not a swifty.
Chelsea
I like her old music. I haven't listened to her name music a whole lot. Yeah, she's got like one song. I think it's all too well, like the 10 minute version. I really like that.
Brianna
That's a. That's a banger.
Chelsea
I like it.
Moose
I could never get on that train. Yeah, I like Megan Maroney.
Brianna
You like Megan Maroney?
Grace
Yeah. I don't do country music.
Brianna
What?
Grace
I'm sorry.
Brianna
Music?
Grace
Yeah. My music taste is either indie or house. I like either chilling or going absolutely crazy.
Brianna
Yeah, I don't think you're gonna guess that.
Grace
Yeah, she likes R B. R B?
Chelsea
Yeah. That was my first guess.
Grace
I was like, yeah, she likes my backup dancer pants. You kind of like, I got some R and B. Yeah, of course I do like Zach's.
Brianna
I don't really know. I like folk music. I don't listen to country music. Yeah, I don't think even considers that country music.
Chelsea
What?
Moose
No, he's like a different breed of country music. Like, I don't know how to explain, but it's like.
Brianna
Yeah, I don't know. But I'm not listening to, like. I mean, I used to listen to Luke Bryan.
Grace
Yeah. Like, efficient and loving every day.
Brianna
When I was a kid, I loved Luke Bryan, but there's not a day where I'm getting in the car and like throwing On a Luke Comb song.
Moose
Oh, yeah.
Chelsea
What?
Brianna
No, I'd rather. I love Luke like Morgan Walland is. There's not. No way.
Moose
You don't really want one.
Brianna
No, but it's not that I don't like them. I don't like that.
Moose
The music. Yeah, yeah.
Chelsea
Fair enough.
Grace
Political answer.
Chelsea
You ever get in the car and just turn on Zach like, yeah, this is my man.
Brianna
No, no. It's weird. It's weird. Yeah. Boston. Boston girl. Moose was sniffing all up on.
Moose
Yeah, you should have brought Boston.
Brianna
I know.
Chelsea
That have been such a good idea.
Brianna
She's kind of crazy, though, bless her.
Moose
You have any pets, Grace?
Grace
I don't. I'm lonely. Yeah, I'm thinking about getting pets. Do you have any pets? Yeah, I have.
Moose
I have three dogs.
Grace
Oh, wow.
Moose
Yeah.
Grace
What are their names?
Moose
I got Maggie, Koda and Josie.
Grace
Oh, yeah.
Moose
Maggie's my child.
Brianna
Wow. What pets? I never heard about this. You're thinking of getting pets? You're lying on camera.
Grace
I'm just like, you know, I just.
Brianna
What would you get a squirrel?
Chelsea
I can see you having a finger monkey.
Grace
What? The monkey.
Brianna
I could actually see you having finger on my face. Would this look like R B in the back?
Grace
That'd be perv.
Brianna
Finger monkeys are adorable. Aren't they illegal?
Grace
What's a finger monkey?
Chelsea
I think they are illegal.
Brianna
Oh, do I have a phone? I'll look it up for you. I didn't even know chinchillas, bouncing balls.
Grace
That's a rodent.
Brianna
She can kill it. She hates that.
Grace
I hate that.
Brianna
She hates hamsters and, like, stuff like that.
Grace
That's my apologies.
Chelsea
I feel non hamsters, too.
Brianna
Finger.
Chelsea
I've had like, three or four different hamsters.
Grace
They all die tragic ways.
Chelsea
Well, I have, like, cuteness, aggression. Like, it's so little, and they just look at you. You want to squeeze it to death and kill it.
Brianna
That's a finger monkey.
Grace
Let's go back to that. You squeeze to death your hamster to kill it.
Chelsea
Well, I have, like, a cuteness aggression. Do y'all have that?
Brianna
Oh, I did that to my dog.
Moose
I'm like, you just want to face.
Brianna
Yeah, I don't know. I'm squeezed, man.
Chelsea
That's what kills me. We'll get off, like a plane or something. We're in the airport, and we'll see, like, little kids in front of us. I'm like, they're so cute. I just want to kick the out of them.
Brianna
We want to kick the out of them for other reasons. What is this, kids?
Grace
Oh, hey.
Chelsea
I don't like kids either.
Grace
Loathe entirely. I like. I wanted to be that lady.
Brianna
I like a cute kid.
Grace
There's very specific kids that are cute.
Brianna
There's just those little kids that, like, turn purple when they cry, and they're just, like, sticky and. Which will probably be our kids.
Grace
Yeah.
Chelsea
Or like, they got, like, Cheeto puff dust on their fingers, and they're, like, touching you. That makes me sick. Yeah, like, don't touch me.
Brianna
Yeah, yeah.
Chelsea
I want to get, like, a little stick and, like, swat them away or something. I'm like, please don't touch me.
Brianna
Certain kids that are okay. I'm more of an animal gal. Yeah, same you guys, too. I feel like you've been doing a lot of charity with animal rescues and shelters and stuff.
Chelsea
I got a fund called Paws Across America.
Brianna
That's really cool.
Chelsea
I think it's fun. I mean, they can't speak up for themselves and ask for help.
Brianna
Yeah, it's true.
Chelsea
Y'all done any charity work, like, the hurricane victims or anything?
Brianna
A barstool is doing one, yeah. So we're selling a shirt. Caleb Presley. We talk about Caleb a lot, but, yeah, Caleb Presley works at barst, and he's from, like, in the towns that got affected in North Carolina. So he sold a shirt through barstool, where all of the proceeds go towards the victims of Helene. So we've just been reposting and helping that.
Grace
And then I just did shows with our girl Whitney, Whitney Cummings in South Carolina. North Carolina. Both of those shows. She put all the profits to a charity. She's a good lady. She rocks.
Chelsea
She's like a mom.
Grace
Yeah, she. The way she. She was talking about you, it felt like mom. Like, she was like, I just. You know, I just wanted to take her out of my way.
Chelsea
I love that woman.
Brianna
She's so sweet.
Grace
Are you speaking of witty? Are you all geared up for Nashville?
Chelsea
I thought y'all got me out of that.
Grace
Oh, Tony, where are you?
Moose
I think you should do it.
Grace
I think you should do it, too, especially because you committed, man.
Chelsea
Well, I got to thinking about it, and then the more I've watched, like. Of, like, standup acts, I'm like, I can't do that. I can't get on stage. Like, when I done that with Zach, I almost myself, like, I don't know how I got up there and didn't cry. I was like, what the.
Brianna
It is scary.
Chelsea
Is that not scary, y'all?
Brianna
I think it's scary, but then you.
Grace
Do it, and then, you know, I'd.
Chelsea
Be Like, tough crowd, and I'd walk.
Grace
Off the stage, and then you could, like. You could, like, feed into the. The, you know, crowd work part of it. Like, if somebody yells something, I feel like you'd be pretty fiery and, like, hit them back with something quick.
Moose
I feel like that's the best part.
Chelsea
Yeah, I feel like that would be kind of fun, but I'd have to watch my mouth. I'm probably getting in trouble.
Grace
No, no, no, you can't. It's a comic.
Chelsea
How do you pick somebody out of the crowd you want to, like, mess with?
Grace
Usually if they yell something out, like.
Chelsea
What if they're just sitting there?
Grace
If they're just sitting there. I don't know. It's. It's, you know, who not to pick on. Because there's some people, if you start picking on them, you know, they're gonna actually get their feelings hurt. I usually try to go with, like, white dudes.
Chelsea
So do you got you a boyfriend or anything?
Grace
No. No. What about you? You got. You got Pookie?
Brianna
Yeah, tell us about Pookie.
Chelsea
Well, who the.
Brianna
Is it. Is it Matt Rife?
Chelsea
Pookie's actually very.
Moose
He's intimidated by Matt.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Brianna
Okay. So do you have your hookup with Matt?
Chelsea
No.
Brianna
Okay. I'm just asking you. I don't know. I mean, I need to ask these questions.
Chelsea
If that man was like, all right, go to the bedroom and get naked, I probably, really, like, you know, I'd probably spazzle. Yeah, it would never happen.
Brianna
So you have a boyfriend, though, Pookie?
Chelsea
Yeah, as of Friday.
Grace
Oh, that's adorable.
Brianna
So he's from Nashville.
Chelsea
He's like, how far is Spring Hill? Spring Hill?
Moose
I don't know.
Grace
Is that in and around the area?
Moose
It's just around the area. Around Nashville? Yeah.
Chelsea
40 minutes.
Brianna
Oh, sorry. You're not from Nashville. I meant to say Tennessee, but he's just. He's not a social media guy.
Chelsea
I mean, he has social media, but he don't, like, post or nothing like that.
Moose
He's, like, private on everything, too.
Grace
Gosh. Yeah.
Brianna
He's not like Jake Paul. No, no.
Chelsea
Bless his heart.
Brianna
No.
Chelsea
That was a good comparison.
Moose
Would you ever date someone in the public eye, though?
Chelsea
I mean, they'd really have to wow me. I feel like we'd be in, like, competition or something like that, or they'd have, like, a big ego, and I'd have to humble them really quick, like, oh, yeah, I'm the shit. No, you're not.
Brianna
Yeah, I said on camera. When was that fucking you, Rue? The Day, I said on BFFs that I would never date anyone famous ever. Literally never wanted to. And then it kind of just happened.
Chelsea
So change your mind?
Brianna
I don't know. I wish it. I don't date famous people.
Chelsea
But how did you end up with Zach?
Brianna
We. I went to one of his shows, and then we made a podcast episode about him or about the show. And then he DM'd me on Instagram.
Chelsea
Oh, so he hit you through the dms?
Brianna
He slid in the dms. Yeah, but it's. I think it's better for the mental to not date someone famous, so.
Chelsea
Yeah, I don't think I could do it.
Brianna
Yeah, it's a lot.
Chelsea
It's okay. I got Pookie.
Moose
How do you deal with that, though? Like, all the rumors about him.
Brianna
We didn't post each other for a while, and then I was on tour and stuff. I don't know. The Internet's crazy and they run with stuff, and I don't ever defend myself online, so it kind of just spirals into, like, a snowball because I think it's stupid to feed into it or, like, anything. There's rumors. Every new rumor every week of something.
Chelsea
Yeah, I agree.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
So I've been the conclusion the Internet will believe, like, anything.
Brianna
Yeah. Because I'm too. Yeah. I don't believe everything I see online.
Chelsea
So what was it we seen the other day? Oh, 750.
Moose
Oh, the Kamala thing. They're like, she donated 750, and she was wearing a belt that, like, cost more than that.
Chelsea
Me and her were like, what the. And we told Pookie about it. He was like, y'all two were dumb. And I was like, what do you mean?
Grace
Yeah, you guys gullible like us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about your dating life?
Moose
Yeah, I'm very private when it comes to my dating life.
Brianna
Okay.
Chelsea
No, she's not.
Moose
Yes, I am.
Chelsea
No, you're not.
Moose
I'm trying to be, but you have a big ass mouth.
Grace
Oh, yeah. Let her. Let her. Let her stay.
Moose
I. I will talk about this. So I went on a date for, like, the first time in, like, a year since, like, my last relationship. Right. I get home from the day. Went so good. Right?
Grace
You guys do.
Moose
We went. We went out to eat. He talked to my dad before the date and everything. Like, it was sweet.
Grace
Oh, wow.
Moose
Yeah, he was very nice. And then I get home and I get a text from my ex that, like, I haven't talked to in, like, months. I was like, what a coincidence. I ain't talked to this man forever. And he would text me the day I go on a date.
Chelsea
I was like that in the walls.
Brianna
That's what I'm saying.
Moose
He can feel it. He can feel in his nuggets. I'm.
Brianna
Did you answer?
Moose
No.
Brianna
Good.
Chelsea
I didn't understand what she sent me. I was like, what the. She sent me a screenshot of her messages for. I was like, I don't get it. I was like, chelsea, what am I looking at? She said, look at the unsaved number. I said, now I looked. I said, oh, no, that motherfucker's in the.
Brianna
What did he text? Like, did he text you wanting to hang out or.
Moose
Yes. It was like, let's go watch. Or. He asked me if I want to go watch some movie or something.
Chelsea
It's not even out yet.
Moose
What the.
Grace
It's not even out yet.
Moose
Not even out yet.
Chelsea
He's a commercial. I was like, what the. It don't come out till the 18th. So me and Pookie were on a date the other night. Right.
Moose
Right.
Chelsea
And I just get to looking around while we're waiting on our food, you know, I mean, we weren't conversating or anything. I looked around. There's this guy beside us. He was eating ribs. I looked over, and every bit of it was, like, in his beard, like, chunks. It was sick.
Moose
I hate when that happens to guys.
Chelsea
Imagine having to sit there and look at it.
Moose
You know what he needs?
Chelsea
What?
Moose
The Chairman Pro Electric Foil Saver.
Chelsea
I agree. It's the global leader of men's grooming and lifestyle products.
Moose
One of my favorite things about it is you can get an ultra smooth, clean shave.
Chelsea
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Brianna
Oh. So they said, do you have a boyfriend? I said, no. You have a crush, though. What? You said it on the podcast. You have a crush.
Grace
I don't.
Brianna
You're not gonna. It's not a real person.
Grace
It's not like. Yeah. Like, there's no. Yeah.
Brianna
It's just a crush.
Grace
It's just. I'm Usually an open book. But I really got nothing for you guys on the crushing part.
Chelsea
Celebrity crush?
Grace
I. No. Nope. Just. Yeah, no, nothing at the moment. I need a crush is what I'm saying. I need a crush. Crushes get you through the day.
Moose
It's more fun when you have a crush.
Grace
Well, my. My type was. Was like, you know, big, strong, like, guys, Guys. And now I'm. I'm. I'm more. I like. I like the. The little Tutti Frutti guys with a lot of tattoos. Now I've switched it up.
Brianna
Yeah. She used to like men that were covered in tattoos and scary and UFC fighters.
Grace
Yes.
Brianna
Yeah, that was her job.
Grace
And Irish. And Irish. I love Irish guys. Like, from Ireland.
Chelsea
Yeah. Like, with the accent.
Grace
The accent. Yeah.
Moose
I got to think for accents, too. I understand you.
Grace
You would.
Chelsea
You said a UFC fighter, right?
Grace
Yes.
Chelsea
What is that fell's name that's been messaging me all week? The Oali boy.
Grace
Sean.
Brianna
Sugar Sean.
Grace
That's my cousin.
Chelsea
No. Say, let me hook you up.
Moose
Wait, that's your cousin?
Grace
No, but I think I should get hooked up. Yeah, right.
Chelsea
I can put you on.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
He has a kid, don't he?
Brianna
So do you.
Grace
Was he. Was he DMing you?
Chelsea
Dude, he's so nice. He's just conversating. He's like, what are you doing?
Moose
No, wasn't he, like. Didn't he, like, what do you do 5,000 times before he said anything?
Chelsea
When I said he first, like, DM me, I had, like, five missed calls from. And I was like, what the.
Brianna
Calling you?
Chelsea
Yeah, like, on Instagram. I didn't even know you could do that.
Brianna
I was calling back right now.
Moose
Yeah.
Chelsea
I'm like, hey, Sean, what you doing?
Moose
He's so good.
Chelsea
He's had some kind of hip surgery.
Brianna
Oh.
Grace
Bored and lonely.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
Bless his heart.
Moose
Well, do y'all have more of a girl audience or guy audience?
Grace
We have. If you check my Instagram, it's 94 women.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
Oh, yeah. How the.
Brianna
All girls. Ours is all girls. All girls. No, we. We only have men that hate us because we. We aren't very, like. I don't know.
Grace
Men don't like us grown.
Brianna
Yeah.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Which I love. But men love you or hate you guys. You have a male center.
Moose
My Instagram is, like, 80 male and 10 women, which before everything, it was like, nothing but girls and, like, it was like, the other way around.
Grace
Yeah.
Moose
And then Haley decides to hop in.
Chelsea
And my following's like, I'm sorry, brother. I didn't. I didn't.
Brianna
What's it like have. Is it a lot of creepy men? Do you like having a male audience?
Chelsea
A man messaged her. Talking about Skull. Her.
Grace
Oh, wow.
Chelsea
Oh, well, you know, just.
Grace
And how did that make you feel?
Moose
I wanted to crawl in a hole.
Grace
Yeah. I think you need this hat.
Moose
I had a few talk to a therapist.
Chelsea
I'll read you the one I had screenshotted. This one says, hey, I have a question. Can I buy you socks? I love you body and feets. I will sniffing your socks. Please answer me. Have a nice day. You so beautiful. Wow. Nice toes.
Grace
Okay. It's a fuck guy. You know, skull and foot stuff. I feel like she might have it worse. Maybe somehow.
Moose
Maybe.
Chelsea
I get a lot of. About my toes.
Grace
Yeah.
Chelsea
Like, I don't understand what it is.
Brianna
I really do show your toes a lot.
Chelsea
I try not to, but now at this point I'm just like, ah, whatever. If you want to see them, you.
Grace
Should put those behind a paywall, honey.
Chelsea
That's what I was thinking. And then get some money off them that can donate to charity.
Grace
There you go.
Chelsea
Money.
Brianna
Yeah, feed.
Grace
Money feeds the kids.
Brianna
It does.
Chelsea
It does.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Did men come up to you guys in real life a lot?
Chelsea
This one specifically. Last night. I could have karate chopped him in his throat. This boy come up to me last night. He's like, can I get a picture with you?
Grace
And go.
Chelsea
Go. Was like, what'd you tell him?
Moose
She said, if you donate to this homeless man sitting right next to you.
Grace
Yeah.
Chelsea
Like, give him some money. And he was like, yeah, okay. Took a picture with this little. Walked away. And I was like, hey, aren't you gonna give him any money? He was like, no. And I was like, well, you.
Grace
First rule of thumb, never do the service before you get paid.
Chelsea
Yeah, you got a good point.
Brianna
Yeah, you live and you learn.
Chelsea
What do you guys like to do on a girl's night?
Brianna
Get wasted.
Grace
Yeah, get wasted.
Brianna
Get emotional.
Grace
Get emotional. We don't really get emotional, though. Shrooms. You guys ever try shrooms?
Chelsea
Should I try shrooms?
Grace
Absolutely.
Chelsea
I'm scared of them.
Grace
Don't be.
Brianna
Whatever you want.
Grace
Well, actually, I'm not gonna push it.
Chelsea
On you, but I never want.
Brianna
I'm never telling people to do them, but I'm like, if you try them, you probably like them.
Chelsea
Do you recommend doing it like a big setting or like a. A small setting?
Grace
Small setting. Outside?
Chelsea
Yeah, outside.
Grace
Outside.
Brianna
Touch grass.
Grace
Yeah.
Chelsea
Listen to music and go stargazing.
Brianna
Yeah, perfect.
Chelsea
That'd be kind of fun. I feel like I'd have a bad Trip, though.
Brianna
But people think we like trip balls. We just like take a little bit. Yeah, we're not crazy. It's just we don't do them to like, the walls melt.
Chelsea
My cousin you met like the first time, A little curly headed one.
Brianna
Yes.
Chelsea
The first time he done him, he had like monkeys chasing him and it.
Brianna
Oh, yes.
Grace
That might have been acid.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
That's how I figured out about you.
Brianna
Yeah.
Chelsea
I always talked about you and I was like, well, who is that? And I started watching and I was like, okay.
Brianna
How's your cousin?
Chelsea
He's doing good.
Brianna
No monkeys chasing him?
Chelsea
Not that I know.
Brianna
That's good. I like to hear that.
Chelsea
Not that I know of.
Brianna
What do you guys do on a girls night?
Moose
Same thing, but except the streams.
Chelsea
We get high. Don't get us wrong. Yeah, we'll probably do like a face mask, maybe watch some TV or.
Brianna
Oh, we order like five dinners. We order five dinners.
Grace
Oh, we order five dinners.
Brianna
That's our favorite.
Grace
This is a male based audience.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Grace
I mean, no pillow fights.
Moose
Oh, my gosh.
Grace
Sometimes we kiss.
Chelsea
It's nice. What is your wildest girls night like?
Grace
Us two together?
Brianna
I mean, that's just like. That was like.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
What's the craziest thing we've done?
Moose
What's the craziest thing you've seen her do? Because I know she's done some shit.
Chelsea
Yeah. I'm just looking at her. I know she has.
Brianna
I mean, one of the craziest things I've seen her do that is like kind of not just like every other week that she does was the boxing match.
Chelsea
What?
Grace
Oh, yeah, that was.
Brianna
She did a. She trained for a month and fought in rough and rowdy against a random opponent who ended up being a fan from Louisiana. And she, like, got into a boxing ring in an arena where it was pay per view. People paid to watch it and won.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
But it was crazy. It was just like I couldn't. That was one of the crazy things. I saw you.
Grace
Yeah. No, that was actually insane. Only a month to prep. I really only did it to go sober for like a month. And then I realized, oh, shit. Like, I actually have to fight in the boxing match. So, I mean, I got the blood from my cousin, Shook a Sean, but obviously won because champions run in the family. But yeah, it was crazy. And then I had a panic attack when I got off.
Brianna
That was crazy too.
Grace
And I kind of lost my mind a little bit. But then I started like partying again and I accidentally went to the wrong building. I went to A mental hospital instead of rehab.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Grace
Walk to the wrong one. Yeah. So I've. I've had the fuzzy socks, the grippy shocks. Yeah, the head was fuzzy.
Chelsea
Everybody needs to have grippy socks at least one time in their life.
Grace
Yeah. I mean, no, I wouldn't recommend.
Chelsea
You didn't like it in there? No, I feel like I'd like it cuz it's like quiet.
Grace
Yeah. It was driving me crazy.
Brianna
You couldn't even poop with the door closed.
Moose
Oh yeah.
Grace
You take too long pooping and they. They come right in.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Grace
Like, I'm not killing myself, I'm just taking a. It was the worst.
Moose
Have you ever fought anyone for her?
Brianna
I have recently, kind of. In Santa Monica. Oh, yes, I did.
Grace
Yes, actually.
Brianna
Yeah.
Grace
Yeah. Some guy was being a fucking asshole. So we. That was crazy. We went to the People's Choice Awards and after. We're still in our dresses. Well, I'm still in my dress. And then we have like, we're all wearing matching therapist sweatshirts. We went to Jake Shane's house and then we go to this college bar and some prick.
Brianna
We're in full glam, full glam hair.
Grace
Like literally just came from the award show and we're at this bar and some prick was like saying some crazy shit. He was being homophobic. He was being homophobic first and foremost. And then he had a lot to say about you and the press. And so as he walked, this was.
Brianna
Like rapey shit towards me.
Grace
Like gross, disgusting and like he walked by. You flipped his hat off his head.
Brianna
I did. Cause he said something to me or he flipped me off. And then the best move ever is to just hit the hat off the head. They don't know what to do. Their hair. He was like balding. I was like, that sucks, buddy. And then I don't know what to do.
Grace
He said something really strong after this.
Brianna
That.
Grace
Something like that really got me all fired up.
Brianna
Yeah.
Grace
And it was like directed towards both of us, I think. And he walked away. Ten minutes had gone by and I was like, dude, I'm fuming. I can't, like, relax. I can't. I cannot let this go. So I ran up after him and just started clocking him out of nowhere. Like time had passed fully. But I just. It was like a.
Brianna
It was a movie. She was going so hard for him. Every punch missed, missed. Thank God, because we didn't get like arrested over it.
Grace
But the cops did come and he was gonna press charges. And then what it. What it turned out being was he Just wanted me to apologize to his face. And the whole time I'm saying, I'm not apologizing to him. I'm not apologizing. He walks up.
Brianna
I'm going, grace, you have to apologize. You have to apologize.
Grace
And then he comes over and I'm like, hey, I'm so sorry. She goes, she's not apologizing to you.
Brianna
Because the way he was looking at.
Grace
Her, I was like, no, you know what?
Brianna
Don't apologize to this prick.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
And then she ended up apologizing.
Grace
Humble. And that was this year. But it's crazy.
Brianna
I know. That feels like so long ago.
Chelsea
Lost.
Brianna
We lost our. You lost your phone that night?
Grace
Lost my phone that night also. I was. I. I used a stylus for the first time, and you have to return all that stuff. And I woke up in the morning, didn't have a phone, hopped right on the plane, and stylus was like, you stole that jewelry? It's very expensive. And I'm like, oh, well, no, I didn't. No, I did not. I just. I had a bad night. I almost went to jail. Lost my phone and. Yeah. And then I mailed it back and it was fine. But for the moment, there I was. I was looking at jail time twice.
Chelsea
Chelsea, do you remember when we went to the Matt Rice show and how much fun that was?
Moose
Yes. That was so much fun.
Chelsea
Let me show you the Game Time app so we can look at and see which event we want to go to next.
Moose
Oh, we can see when Dash is coming to Nashville. I heard she was going on tour.
Chelsea
Yeah, that's a good idea. You know what I love about Game Time? You can see the view from the seats before you buy the tickets. Look, I'll show you right now.
Moose
Those look good.
Chelsea
And Game Time has a new feature. It's called Game Time picks. It makes getting tickets for these events so much easier.
Moose
Yeah, I heard it helps you filter everything so you can see the deals quicker.
Chelsea
Yeah, exactly. Even if we don't want to get these Dasha tickets right now, there's last minute deals so we can get our tickets up to the start of the event and even an hour after they start.
Moose
Wow, that's great.
Chelsea
While we're in New York City, we should look and see what we can do tonight.
Moose
Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it.
Chelsea
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Moose
Game time. What time is it?
Chelsea
Game time.
Brianna
What is the most fun thing that you guys have done together since, like, blowing up?
Moose
We just did a bikini contest. That was fun.
Chelsea
That was really fun.
Brianna
Was it bikini contest? Oh, you judged one. That was a hooter's pageant.
Grace
She did a what?
Brianna
A hooters pageant. I hated it. I didn't know I was going to actually be judging. And I was just like, I can't give anyone lower than a nine.
Moose
Yeah, that's how we felt. We was like, 10, 10, 10. And then we're like. She looked at us funny. Zero.
Chelsea
Like, yeah, the one that won with us, she turned around and she, like, immediately looked at me, and she, like, winked at me and was, like, risen me up, and I was like, all right, that's the winner right there.
Grace
You gotta cater to the audience. Yeah, I love it.
Chelsea
I had so much fun. I love being, like, around, like, a big group of women.
Brianna
Yeah.
Grace
Do you guys have, like. Is there anything you guys really want to do together, like, coming up, like, you?
Chelsea
We're planning our girls trip in November. Going to Hawaii. We're going surfing.
Grace
Yeah. There you go, guys.
Chelsea
I can't swim. Worth the. But I'm gonna try.
Grace
There you go.
Brianna
You can't swim.
Chelsea
Not very well.
Brianna
Okay.
Chelsea
I just kind of, like, get tired, and then I just start sinking.
Brianna
Can you swim?
Moose
Yeah, I can swim.
Grace
Okay.
Brianna
Teacher to swim.
Moose
Yeah.
Chelsea
She likes water, though. I'm not crazy.
Moose
I love being in water. Like, when I go to the beach, I want to go swimming. Like.
Grace
Yeah.
Moose
I don't want to die, though. Yeah.
Chelsea
I'm always down to play mermaids.
Brianna
Yeah. In the shallow end. Hold your nose.
Grace
Oh, well. Yeah. Shut up.
Brianna
That's my favorite thing about her.
Chelsea
I want to go scuba diving, too. I think that'd be fun.
Brianna
I think my lungs would implode.
Grace
Yeah. Implode like that. I can't even snorkel because my lungs are so bad from smoking.
Moose
Yeah.
Chelsea
I got popcorn lung, too.
Grace
Yeah, absolutely.
Chelsea
Oh, yeah.
Brianna
You got into a fistfight.
Moose
She dicked someone in the face for me, actually.
Brianna
What happened? Tell us the story.
Chelsea
You want to tell it this?
Moose
You got it. I like it when you tell it.
Chelsea
I mean, she's been a bad friend. She was texting Chelsea's ex boyfriend behind her back, like, violating girl code. You don't do that. You know, that's bad. We're all really close now. If it's just somebody you talk to, you know that's one thing, but, like, one of your friends doing that, man. Hey, what she said when we were talking about it in the other one. Not watching that.
Moose
Oh, yeah. We brought it up in a podcast, and one of my friends that I cheered with said something to her. They're like, oh, did you, like, are they talking about you? Because, like, we didn't say her name.
Brianna
Yeah.
Moose
And the girl was like, I don't know. I'm not watching that. Or something like that.
Brianna
Do you guys still talk to her? Are you still friends with her?
Moose
I mean, I'm cool with her.
Chelsea
I don't have any issues with her or anything, but did you beat her up? She got snuck two different times.
Moose
So she had her vape in her hand.
Grace
Like, snuck, like.
Chelsea
I mean, she used it in the door, and I crept around the door and popped her in the face two different times.
Grace
Oh, snuck up on.
Brianna
But sneak this.
Chelsea
You gotta take your vapes. So you got, like, the little long, sticky ones. We used to have these, like, they look like cylinders.
Moose
They're like the Kang vapes. Remember those?
Grace
Yes, yes.
Chelsea
Yeah. Circle ones.
Grace
Yes.
Chelsea
They're like the little long. Yeah, I put it in my fist and I just.
Grace
Oh, like brass knuckles. You crazy. All right.
Moose
She didn't hit her once, but she went back for.
Chelsea
I was like, you know what? That felt so good the first time. I'm going to do it again.
Brianna
And she didn't retaliate?
Chelsea
Nope. She's like, why would you do that? And I was like, what the do you mean, why did I do that? You know why I did it. Taking him lunch behind her back. Her mom snitched on her for that.
Brianna
Her mom snitched on her mom, told.
Moose
Her I was at her house, and she was like, oh, did you tell Chelsea that you brought so and so lunch the other day? And I was like, no, she didn't tell me that.
Brianna
Oh.
Moose
I was like, he did. I was like, you know, I'm just. I called my sister and I was like, please come get me right now.
Grace
I was gonna say, did you stay and complete the hangout?
Moose
I was like, what the.
Grace
Well, that was later.
Moose
Yeah, I wasn't even there either. I was at the beach.
Grace
Oh.
Moose
And this girl, first off, she was wearing my clothes. When I seen the video, I was like, she's in my whole. Like, her outfit is from my closet.
Brianna
And she was just trying to.
Moose
Your ex boyfriend.
Brianna
Wow. And you guys were friends? Close.
Moose
Yeah, we were really close.
Grace
Has this podcast caused a lot? Any.
Brianna
Any more tiffs back home?
Grace
Back Home with every. Anyone?
Brianna
Yeah. Do you guys talk about, like, personal.
Moose
Stories at all besides that? I don't think so.
Brianna
Do people back home like you guys since all of this? Are they, like, coming out of the woodworks?
Moose
I feel like everyone at home, supportive.
Brianna
Let's go.
Moose
They're like, this is so cool.
Chelsea
But then you got girls and guys you went to school with and you've never spoke twice to, or you didn't even like in school. And they're texting you, I love you. You love me.
Grace
Have you ever been in a fight?
Moose
Yeah, actually, I have. It was for one of my other friends, too.
Grace
See, you guys are loyal bitches.
Moose
I know.
Chelsea
Are you girls girls?
Grace
Absolutely.
Chelsea
I mean, more of them.
Grace
What woman would say no?
Chelsea
I've actually met a few that would probably say they are girls girls, but they're not.
Grace
Yeah. See, I think anyone who's running around saying they're. They're a girls girl is not. Because you don't have to be running around saying anything about yourself. You're not.
Chelsea
My friend has dated a guy. I do not find him attractive in any way. I'm like, ew, that's a rat. I don't like him. We don't have the same types either, though.
Brianna
Who? You two?
Chelsea
Me? Yeah.
Moose
Yeah.
Chelsea
Y'all have any shows you're interested in right now?
Brianna
I actually haven't watched. I watched Monsters, the Menendez Brothers, but that's it. That's the only thing.
Chelsea
I finished that in, like, three days.
Brianna
Me, too.
Chelsea
What's some of the weirdest things you've seen in New York?
Brianna
Quite a while.
Grace
You'll start your morning off with, you know, a variety of homeless people, and some of which are. You're not sure if they're taking a nap or taking a forever nap, you know? So that's a great way to start your day, trying to think. You'll see men shitting on the street.
Brianna
I see so many people just take their pants off and. Right in front of you.
Chelsea
We've saw that now.
Brianna
And you can't look away. Yeah.
Chelsea
Like, you just, like. It's hard to look away from.
Brianna
It is really hard to look.
Chelsea
I see that every day.
Brianna
You see a lot. Yeah, it's really just a lot of crazy people on the street, like, freaking out. I've seen. I saw a guy the other week in Washington Square Park. He made, like, a hook out of metal like this, and he put a chain at the end of it, and he was, like, whipping people with it, like, just from bystanders. And he was Coming towards me. And I ran. I felt humiliated. I was like, but, you know, I'm gonna get out of this alive.
Chelsea
What the.
Brianna
And he's always chilling there. It's crazy. Yeah.
Moose
Dude with, like, a pipe in his hand.
Chelsea
That was in la.
Grace
Yeah.
Moose
He was like. He was walking past us at first, and I was like, haley, just no eye contact. So, you know, we're just, like, chilling. He, like, stops and, like, we just walk past him. He stops, turns around, starts walking our way with this pipe in his hand, yelling at us. I started running a little bit. Haley's dropping her. And I was like, not the time.
Chelsea
I stopped. Picked up on my. And then we hauled ass. We were gone.
Brianna
Yeah, it's a lot. A lot of scary people on the street.
Grace
Yeah. But, you know, it's. Without it, it's boring. Like, I. I hate when I leave New York, I'm like, oh, this. I'm bored.
Moose
Like, I love when I go back home.
Grace
Yeah.
Moose
There's no one sitting on the street.
Brianna
That's nice. Even though it's really scary. But when you go home and you live in suburbia for a while, you're like, why do I feel so ugly? And then you come back to New York and a crackhead calls you beautiful. And you're like, I needed that. Yeah.
Chelsea
What about that one in LA that likes you? He's always there, too.
Grace
Yes.
Moose
It's every time we walk past him. Well, I was walking by myself this time, and he was like, damn, girl, you're beautiful. And I was like, thank you, sir. And I'm, like, acting like I'm on the phone, you know, So I just, like, keep walking. And then he's like, can we get married? And I was like, no, no, no, that's okay. And, you know, I'm just. Keep walking. I was like, this motherfucker's about to jump on me.
Chelsea
He's always sitting in the same spot, too, with his son. And it says.
Brianna
It says, marry me, Chelsea.
Chelsea
Marry me, Chelsea, for Trump. Is that what it is?
Moose
I don't know. I try.
Chelsea
He has a shopping buggy he sits beside, too. And he always just like, turns around his little lawn chair and just looks at us walking by. Never says nothing. And then he'll say something. He's a nice fella. I mean, he hasn't provoked me or anything.
Brianna
Yeah. You never know. New York.
Chelsea
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Grace
Gotcha.
Moose
Have you ever got a place together?
Grace
Yeah. When we first lived here, we lived in a really, really small apartment.
Brianna
This big. You could touch it.
Grace
Yeah, I have a picture of me. Like, actually, Wingspan could touch just my bed, fit in the room.
Brianna
The bathroom was. The sink was this big. You could put your foot in the tub, the toilet, and your head in the sink at the same time.
Grace
Yeah.
Brianna
Yeah.
Grace
You wanted to play toilet Twister.
Brianna
It was $3,000, right?
Grace
Two.
Brianna
Two. Okay. We got a covered deal and we left. Yeah. Yeah. It's expensive.
Chelsea
Holy. You live by yourself now?
Grace
I.
Chelsea
Do you not get lonely?
Grace
No, of course I do. Thank you so much for bringing it up. Yeah, I don't know. I travel too much or a goldfish take care of animals.
Moose
So you're on any dating apps?
Grace
I am. I'm on. I'm on the waitlist for Riot for the last three years, so that's been really fudgeing. Cool.
Brianna
Keep yelling it. Maybe they'll let you on.
Grace
Well, I think the thing is you're not supposed to talk about it. And every time I come on, I'm like, rya won't let me on.
Brianna
So now you're banned?
Grace
I think I'm banned. Trying to blacklist life. Whatever. Nobody. Here's the thing about Raya. Are you guys on Raya?
Moose
No. I didn't even know you had to get on a wait list to be on a dating app.
Grace
Well, you're not usually supposed to, but.
Brianna
I think there's a glitch in the system.
Grace
There's a glitch because I signed up during, like, Covid, and it's actually four years now, going on five.
Chelsea
Get on Tinder?
Moose
No.
Grace
Well, Tinder's for children.
Moose
Yeah.
Grace
What's the difference?
Chelsea
What's Rya.
Grace
Like, Raya is for celebrities. That's why I really wanted to get on there.
Moose
Oh, then that makes sense.
Grace
But I'm not there yet. Clearly.
Brianna
Influencers, like, there's regular people on. It's like, people.
Grace
It's like, through referrals. So, like, you'll get, like, I. I may or may not have 40 referrals that they don't care about, but that's fine. And you. To get on, you need a referral, and then that's that. And Tinder's for children, and Hinge is the one I'm. I. I'm playing with. And it's just. It's. It's hard out here, man.
Chelsea
There's another one called Bumble Bumble.
Grace
Yeah, that's where the women have to talk first. And it's just like, I'm not really. I can't really be doing that. There's also. Have you guys heard of this one Fields?
Moose
No.
Chelsea
What was that?
Grace
Okay, you guys gotta love this one. This is. This is your clickbait. Fields is like kink. Like, kinks that people have. So it's like. It's kind of like Grindr in the sense of, like, people. Everyone's kind of like, there to, like, in the sense. But there are all kinds of different kinks that people can just, like, pick and choose. And that's.
Moose
Oh, you said kinks.
Grace
Kinks.
Chelsea
I just said cakes. I was like, what kind of cakes? Carrot cakes?
Grace
Yeah, all kinds of cakes. And, you know, find your favorite cake. No kinks. And it's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brianna
Do you have one?
Grace
No, I've just been hearing about it in the streets.
Moose
I'm invested in audio.
Grace
Everyone's making jokes about it.
Chelsea
Do you have a kink?
Grace
I. No. I. Nope. What about you?
Chelsea
I mean, I like a man that acts right. That turns me on.
Grace
There you go. There you go.
Brianna
Good answer.
Chelsea
You got one.
Moose
Respects his mother.
Chelsea
That's a king, but not dating.
Grace
These are classy women.
Brianna
Respects his mother.
Grace
What's your king?
Brianna
Me? Oh, firefighter, Navy Seal, something like that. Love a man in uniform.
Chelsea
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Moose
Download better, play better picks. Okay, so I got questions for you guys to answer. I'm not gonna be answering.
Grace
What about you? No. What the hell? Okay, okay, okay.
Chelsea
Thank you.
Grace
Not fair.
Chelsea
Thank you.
Moose
All right. Okay. You call plan Brie listeners Degenerates. What should we call the talk to a listeners?
Brianna
Princesses?
Chelsea
You know, I'm not opposed to that. I kind of like that.
Brianna
Because they're all men or. That's funny.
Chelsea
Yeah, yeah. Princesses.
Grace
Little ladies.
Moose
What is degenerates? What does that mean?
Chelsea
Like Ellen degenerates.
Moose
Oh, my God.
Grace
Yes.
Brianna
Yes, exactly.
Grace
Yeah, yeah, I got it right from Ellen.
Brianna
It was exactly. We stole her last name. Yeah, yeah, it was that.
Grace
We were Ellen Head's core and core until she got all bad.
Brianna
No.
Moose
What the fuck you think they're being for real? She's like, oh, I love that.
Chelsea
Oh, you're not being serious. I'm so fucking gullible.
Grace
I need to learn all that. You're gonna get eaten alive in this industry.
Chelsea
I probably will. I'm very gullible.
Brianna
Maybe it's good.
Moose
Okay, what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Brianna
Oh, currently you have the yummy one.
Grace
Oh, yeah. I got down a TikTok rabbit hole where Justin Bieber wrote Yummy, the song in the music video to show his time being abused as a child. Oh, and young yummy is actually young me.
Moose
Have you heard any conspiracy theories about, like yourself?
Brianna
Oh, yes. That we drink each other's blood?
Chelsea
What?
Grace
Oh, yeah, that one.
Brianna
Yeah, that was crazy.
Grace
They fucking. And they won't stop with that.
Brianna
I know.
Grace
They really won't. And they say. They say we do it in. In privacy. And the barstool bathroom. In the barstool bathroom.
Brianna
Started that.
Grace
Not too much on my boy. Not too much on my boy.
Chelsea
My favorite conspiracy theory. You reminded me. I think Helen Keller is not real.
Brianna
Oh, yeah.
Chelsea
Oh, yeah. This is blonde and deaf, and they let her fly a plane.
Moose
Write a book, like.
Chelsea
Yeah, and write a book. She don't even know language.
Grace
She's getting a. She's getting a familiar. Yeah, she's getting a little bit mixed up.
Moose
Helen Keller.
Chelsea
I thought Helen Keller flew a plane.
Grace
Amelia Earhart. Yeah.
Chelsea
Have y'all seen, like, the blood vials and stuff? Like, Megan Fox and MGK have.
Brianna
Yeah, those are crazy.
Chelsea
I met this girl the other night. Her and her.
Brianna
That scared me.
Chelsea
Her and her boyfriend have, like, these little vowels. Like, it's a necklace and her toenails in it.
Brianna
That's up. That's like. That's crazy.
Grace
That's love.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Grace
I'll get it where I can. If I have to do that, then fine.
Chelsea
Would y'all wear each other's toenail necklaces?
Grace
Not particularly, no. Would you?
Brianna
No.
Moose
That girl was DMing me. She was like, we need to have a girl's night. Make sure you go toenails out, and we can make friendship. I was like.
Grace
I thought.
Chelsea
I was just, like, buzzed up, and I was like, there's no way she's been, like, serious, right? Sure enough, she was. The other one messaged me, too, and I was like, okay.
Moose
What actress would you choose to portray yourself in a movie?
Grace
I'll answer for Brianna. Aubrey Plaza.
Brianna
She would pick Lindsay Lohan. I would do Aubrey.
Moose
Yes, I could see that. 100. Who would you pick?
Brianna
Aubrey Plaza.
Moose
Okay.
Brianna
Love her.
Moose
Who would you pick?
Brianna
Cindy Lou. Who?
Moose
Girl.
Chelsea
Dude, I've been told that a million times. Like, even before all this happened, I've always been told that. Cindy Lou who?
Brianna
You don't look like Cindy Lou. You look like the actress that plays her. I don't know her name. Gorgeous.
Grace
Gorgeous gal.
Brianna
Yeah.
Grace
No, Cindy Lou is actually the one who doesn't have the crazy nose in that movie.
Brianna
Yeah, because she's still a baby. Oh, yeah.
Grace
She's the only one who's normal and can see the grace for what he really is.
Moose
I don't know who I would pick. Everyone says I look like Addison Ray, but I don't know if I'd want her to play me in a movie.
Grace
She is an actress.
Brianna
She is. She's not bad. Yeah.
Chelsea
What's one moving bed that makes a man go crazy?
Brianna
Oh, God. I don't know, Grace. Boys stick a. Stick a finger in their ass.
Moose
I like that one.
Chelsea
That's my favorite answer yet. That is the best one.
Brianna
Punch him in the face. She'll get back to you.
Grace
Still looking to find the answer.
Brianna
Don't you have to have the same answer every time? Okay, I was just assuming it would be Hawk Tour.
Grace
Why would you assume that?
Brianna
I know it's crazy.
Grace
That's. What is wrong with you. She's out of her mind. I'm sorry for her, okay?
Brianna
I'm so sorry.
Grace
Gosh. We need to get you a slogan.
Chelsea
Oh, she on it.
Moose
No, that's no, she didn't agree to that.
Grace
Yeah, I'm sorry for her. I don't know what's her problem.
Chelsea
We had a guy come up to us the other day. He's like, I know you. He's like, you're the spit on it girl. And that's the on it girl. Men are lost.
Moose
I blame Whitney for that one.
Chelsea
Yeah, that was all winning.
Grace
Yeah, that was. Yeah, it's okay.
Moose
That's okay.
Chelsea
Well, thank you ladies for coming.
Grace
Thanks for having us.
Brianna
Bye, guys.
Chelsea
Hey, y'all. I hope you enjoyed the show. And if you haven't gotten yourself any talk to a merch.
Moose
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Chelsea
Tag me and talk to her while you're watching the episode and let us.
Moose
Know what you think.
Chelsea
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Talk Tuah Ep. 7: Brianna Chickenfry on Dating in Public, Zach Bryan & Haliey’s Dave Portnoy Beef
Release Date: October 22, 2024
In the seventh episode of Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch, hosts Brianna Chickenfry, Grace, Chelsea, and Moose dive deep into their personal lives, friendships, and ongoing tensions with Dave Portnoy. This episode is a blend of hilarious anecdotes, heartfelt discussions, and candid insights, offering listeners a comprehensive look into the lives of these social media sensations.
The episode kicks off with a nostalgic recount of how Grace and Brianna met in fifth grade. Grace humorously shares her initial disdain for Brianna’s flannel attire, which inadvertently led to a stronger bond between them.
Their friendship endured over 16 years, evolving from childhood rivals to best friends who have remained loyal through the ups and downs of their viral fame.
The hosts discuss their rise to fame and their commitment to charitable causes. Chelsea introduces her charity fund, Paws Across America, dedicated to animal rescues and shelters.
Grace highlights her performances alongside Whitney Cummings, emphasizing the importance of supporting charitable events.
A significant portion of the episode revolves around the strained relationship between the hosts and Dave Portnoy. Chelsea expresses frustration over Dave’s dismissive remarks.
Brianna and Moose weigh in on Dave’s character, suggesting that while he may seem abrasive, his actions indicate a deeper respect and mutual history.
The hosts debate whether Dave Portnoy perceives them as too controversial for his platforms, ultimately maintaining a wary but respectful stance.
The camaraderie among the hosts is evident as they share wild stories and personal experiences. Grace recounts her unexpected boxing match, which was a challenging but pivotal moment in her life.
Chelsea and Moose share their encounters in New York City, highlighting both the excitement and the dangers of urban life.
These stories not only entertain but also showcase the resilience and adventurous spirit of the hosts.
The hosts open up about their romantic lives, discussing the challenges of dating in the public eye and the prevalence of rumors.
Grace shares her struggles with dating apps, particularly her long waitlist experience with Raya, a platform known for its celebrity clientele.
The conversation highlights the complexities of maintaining personal relationships amidst fame and public scrutiny.
Injecting humor into the episode, the hosts discuss various conspiracy theories and engage in playful debates about fictional plots.
Chelsea adds her own twist to the mix, debunking historical figures and sharing bizarre encounters.
As the episode nears its end, the hosts discuss their plans for the future, including an upcoming girls' trip to Hawaii.
Brianna shares her excitement about personal growth and upcoming projects, hinting at more engaging content in future episodes.
The episode concludes with the hosts engaging with hypothetical listener questions, discussing everything from favorite conspiracy theories to personal boundaries.
Chelsea promotes various apps and services, encouraging listeners to engage further with the podcast and its community.
Talk Tuah Ep. 7 offers a raw and unfiltered look into the lives of Brianna Chickenfry, Grace, Chelsea, and Moose. From navigating friendships and fame to handling personal relationships and public perceptions, the hosts provide insightful and entertaining content. Their honest discussions about conflicts, particularly with Dave Portnoy, coupled with light-hearted banter and personal stories, make this episode a must-listen for fans eager to understand the multifaceted personalities behind the viral moments.
Stay tuned for more episodes of Talk Tuah, where Haliey Welch continues to bridge the gap between social media fame and genuine human connections.