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Chelsea
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Brooke
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Chelsea
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Brooke
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Chelsea
Hello.
Brooke
So what you doing?
Chelsea
I'm nervous. I'm scared.
Brooke
What are you nervous for?
Chelsea
I haven't. I just, like, never go on podcasts, I feel like, or other podcasts that aren't mine, so I was special. Right. You said, let's have some wine. I'm like, yes.
Stevie
I had to.
Brooke
I feel like it's tradition. You have to have wine when you're sitting in here, though.
Chelsea
I do. And I just, like, envisioned, like, me meeting you for the first time and we had to be drinking.
Stevie
That makes sense.
Brooke
That does make sense. It makes a lot of sense. Besides, the other night when we went out, that. That was Harriet, that.
Stevie
Yeah, Harriet came out. Has anyone else ever invited you on, like, their podcast?
Chelsea
Yeah, I mean, I've gone on a lot of Podcasts, but I haven't in, like, a long time. And I always drink before.
Stevie
Yeah.
Chelsea
No matter what. I don't know why I do it literally as my job. And I still like him scared because.
Stevie
When I'm drinking, I feel like I can yap, yap away.
Chelsea
Me, too.
Brooke
Chelsea has a dog that looks just like this one. Her name's Maggie.
Chelsea
I have a dog. Cat or a cat dog. Like, a cat that acts like a dog.
Brooke
That's okay. I'll see him. Where you dress it in clothes.
Chelsea
I do. I have to dress him in clothes or he won't. He literally. He's. He can rearrange furniture. He's only seven pounds, and he's so ferocious and horrible and awful, and I love him.
Stevie
You dress him in clothes?
Chelsea
Yeah. He thinks he can't dress because cats are, like, scared to, like. Like, he, like, topples over when he wears it. So if we need to, like, cook or something, we'll put his little Lakers jersey on.
Stevie
Oh, I love that.
Brooke
I saw one where you put, like, a hat on him.
Chelsea
Yeah, I put a. He has a little, like, wife beater. I don't think we're. I don't think we're supposed to say wife beater anymore. Or he has, like, a little tank top.
Brooke
Right.
Chelsea
And he looks.
Stevie
Anymore.
Chelsea
I don't know. Well, I guess. I mean, if you think about it.
Brooke
It'S like, oh, why'd you agree to come on here?
Chelsea
First of all, because I'm your biggest fan. I literally am so obsessed with you. I feel like I grab a tape toward anyone who, like, not, like, not to be rude, but everyone. You get, like, a lot of, like, hate on the Internet. I feel, like, not, like, just because it's, like, people are, like, upset that you, like, blew up so quickly, and so it made me, like, love you more because I'm like, you just take it. I cannot take hate. I hate it.
Stevie
Yeah.
Brooke
I mean, sometimes I take it. Other times, I'm just like, you, you know?
Chelsea
No, but I love it. You ran with it now. Like, didn't you just, like, start an app?
Brooke
Yeah, it's called the Pookie app.
Chelsea
See, that's, like. That's crazy. Like, I'm just, like. I love that you've, like, seized the moment, and you. I'm upset. Talk to a best name ever. Who came up with that, by the way?
Brooke
That one right there.
Chelsea
You're a genius.
Stevie
Thank you.
Chelsea
I always thought it was, like, going to be, like. Like, somebody, like, brought it to you. That's, like. That's so funny. And Tana, like, Tana and I literally fought over you. She's like, she thinks that you hate her.
Brooke
I love Tana. That's the one person I was like, okay, if I meet anybody, I gotta meet. 10.
Chelsea
I know that I saw you say that in a video, like, at the poker tournament. And I was like, she loves you. She's like, no, she's ignoring me. Well, now we know it's a misunderstanding. I think it's, like, just, like, Lost in Translation somewhere.
Brooke
But, like, I think we play phone tag. Like, she'll ignore me for three days, and I'll ignore her for, like, a week because I don't ever check my phone.
Stevie
I feel like both of y'all are just all over the place.
Brooke
Yeah, we are.
Chelsea
She's hard to get a hold of, and she's hard to get in a room.
Brooke
I can't remember where she was when I was texting her a few weeks ago. She's on vacation somewhere.
Chelsea
Was she in Paris, maybe Hawaii?
Brooke
Oh, no, it was Hawaii.
Stevie
No, it was Paris.
Chelsea
She was in Paris.
Stevie
Did she not go to Paris?
Brooke
That's what I thought.
Chelsea
Oh, maybe.
Stevie
No, maybe it was Hawaii. I don't know.
Brooke
10. It goes everywhere.
Chelsea
She goes everywhere. I never know where she is.
Stevie
You should go to the poker tournaments with her.
Chelsea
I can't play poker. She keeps, like, wanting to teach me how to play, but I've never. I've never played. And I feel like she keeps going, just play in the tournament. I'm like, you don't start playing poker in a tournament.
Stevie
Yeah, you can't.
Brooke
I did it.
Chelsea
Really?
Brooke
Yeah.
Chelsea
Like, you. You learned in the tournament or you, like, you, like, learned and immediately did.
Brooke
I learned a few things before I went, but I didn't know exactly what I was doing, so I just kind of winged it. I had more fun just being there, sitting at the table, talking to all these people I've never met.
Chelsea
That's the fun part. But I don't know, I just. I'm hoping for, like, beginner's luck, but I also just feel like I don't want to be embarrassed.
Brooke
What was I. I was, like, 50th out of 80. Out.
Stevie
Yeah, I know. You did a lot better for a while.
Brooke
But then the guy beside me, I can't remember which one it was. I think it was a guy who had the weird glasses on. What was his name? He was helping me out. I don't think he is supposed to, but he was.
Chelsea
I'd be cheating.
Brooke
Well, I didn't know what the I was doing? I was like, well, can I lay this down? He was like, yeah, you can lay that down. I was like, okay, whatever. You know, he's helping me out.
Chelsea
Well, you did well, that's better than I would have done. I would have gotten out immediately. And then he said, it lasts like.
Brooke
Up to eight hours. I was like, fuck this, I want to go mingle. So I put like all in. And I was like, I know I ain't got nothing, cuz like, my cards didn't go together and they're like, oh, you're out. And I was like, you sacrificed your spot.
Chelsea
That's so me. I'm like, I gotta go. I went to a movie premiere last night and like, I was literally 20 minutes into the movie and I'm thinking, like, how am I going to tell my friend next to me that I'm leaving? Like, I can't. I cannot sit through this.
Brooke
And you went sing Gladiator too?
Chelsea
Yeah, it was. It was really good. But I got too drunk and I was like spinning and I was like, I have to go.
Brooke
But those are the worst. Like, when you get into bed and you got to spins, I normally have to like, open my eyes.
Chelsea
I'm like, oh, no, I cannot hang like a. How old are you?
Brooke
21.
Chelsea
Oh my God. How old are you?
Stevie
21.
Chelsea
Oh my God. I would do anything to be 21 again. When I was 21, I could drink like a tank. But now, I'm not kidding, I had maybe like three glasses of champagne and I was throwing up all night.
Brooke
What?
Chelsea
Throwing up all this morning.
Brooke
How old are you?
Chelsea
20. I'm about to be 28.
Stevie
When was your birthday?
Chelsea
In a couple days. The 26th.
Brooke
Happy birthday.
Chelsea
But I'm like, when I'm you, it's. People say it and you don't believe. It's like, oh, I can drink forever. But I swear, like the 25 mark, you can just like, no longer.
Brooke
I'm just not much of a drinker, I don't guess.
Chelsea
Really.
Brooke
I mean, I can be, but I have to be like.
Stevie
I was about to say, why are you.
Brooke
Crowd or something. Like, if I'm just watching a movie or something at home, I can't drink or anything. But if I'm out like boogieing at a party or something, I can.
Stevie
I feel like that's everyone, right?
Chelsea
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Brooke
I don't know what that was. I just seen him fly away. I was like, what the fuck was that?
Chelsea
I think it was a flea, probably.
Brooke
Wait, they can't fly, can they?
Chelsea
Please?
Brooke
Yeah, they jump. Well, I don't know. I figured out this. Your roaches can fly.
Chelsea
What?
Brooke
Yeah, roaches can fly.
Chelsea
I don't want to know that information, to be honest.
Brooke
I'm scared of bugs. I gotta do my research. When it starts flying at me, I'm gone.
Chelsea
I feel like you would be wanting to kill a bug. Like, if I were to tell you there was a bug, you'd be like, oh, I got it now.
Brooke
If it's a spider, that's okay. But a bug, I'm probably gonna sit on the floor and crawl.
Chelsea
Is a spider not a bug?
Stevie
Yeah, it is.
Brooke
It's an insect, I think.
Chelsea
Oh, wait, isn't it? No, it's a. It's an ara. You know what? You beat me to it. But I was so excited to share that fact.
Brooke
I don't know what arachnid is.
Chelsea
I think it means they have eight legs or something.
Brooke
Ew. Like a centipede. Those are.
Chelsea
Centipede has, like, a thousand legs. Oh. Those are my goals.
Brooke
Yeah. Those are sick.
Chelsea
I'm not a big bug person.
Brooke
I'm not either.
Chelsea
Is anybody?
Stevie
No, I would hope not.
Brooke
All right, so I'm trying to get Chelsea to lock her man down before Christmas.
Stevie
Damn. Let's not Talk about my dating life, please. What are you getting, Pookie?
Brooke
I think I'm gonna get him some new work boots for Christmas and maybe like, some more shirts and such. He needs some more pants, I tell you that much.
Stevie
Oh, that's sweet. I like that.
Brooke
Now, I know you're not, like, officially with your man to just yet, but here's what I'm thinking. We get him a Chairman Pro electric full shaver. Because I know that man is woolly. He's got to be.
Chelsea
That way.
Brooke
He can get a nice clean and smooth shave.
Stevie
Okay.
Brooke
Or he can keep a rugged five o'clock shadow and just match Pookie. Which do you prefer? You like that clean cut or some like some stubble?
Stevie
A little bit of both. As long as he uses Manscape, I'm cool with it.
Brooke
Oh, thanks. So easy to use. And it's waterproof. It's got a travel lock on it, too, for when he's traveling, like on a business trip or even just a weekend getaway, you know?
Stevie
Oh, yeah.
Brooke
Plus, both of the interchangeable blade heads are skin safe, and they're designed to reduce skin irritation and razor burn. That way the skin stays smooth and comfortable.
Stevie
So it sounds like when I make it official, I should get one for my man too.
Brooke
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Stevie
Yeah, same. But sometimes I completely zone out from all the social interaction.
Brooke
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Stevie
Oh, yeah? You think we can get Granny to try a few?
Brooke
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Stevie
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Chelsea
What are your thoughts on, like, rodents, though?
Brooke
Like, I don't mind them. I feel bad for, like, me too.
Chelsea
I had a mouse in my. I lived in a sorority house and it was like an old house. So obviously you have, like, rodents. There was a mouse in my room and I was so excited about it. I was like, we cannot trap him. He was so cute. And I'm like, I swear to God. He was, like, animated. He had, like, big ears, huge ears. And like, people were like, there were talks of him for weeks. Everyone's like, I think, like, there's a mouse in the house. I swear I've been hearing it and I.
Stevie
You've been hanging out with him?
Chelsea
Yeah. I was sitting so quiet in my room one day, and all of a sudden I saw him peek over my trash can. I was like, oh, my God. Like, he. He's first of all the cutest thing I've ever seen. I called my house mom and I was like, listen to me. I saw the mouse. We cannot kill the mouse. Like, he's so cute. Please do not kill the mouse. She's like, I promise I won't kill the mouse. A couple days later, I'm sitting at my desk typing away, and I go to sit on my foot. Like, I stand up to sit on my foot and there's a mousetrap on my foot. Like one of the sticky, inhumane ones.
Brooke
Those are so sad.
Chelsea
Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, I cannot believe this woman. Whatever. The mouse is already attached.
Brooke
Did you get literally.
Stevie
So the mouse is stuck to your foot?
Chelsea
The mouse trap and the mouse are stuck to my foot. And now I'm look. And he's still alive. So I scream bloody murder and everyone comes to rescue the mouse. I'm so mad at my house mom. I'm like, how dare you? Because at least, like, do, like, a humane trap where you, like, snap its little neck. And then he like, doesn't suffer. So all of us, every girl in the house, took the mouse outside on the little trap, used olive oil to try to get him off. The little trapped finally got him off, and I swear to God, you guys, I sound like I'm making it up. Hawk comes like, from the sky and grabs him. It sounds like a made up story. I'm like, nobody is ever gonna, like, if people hadn't witnessed it, nobody would believe me.
Brooke
That would have traumatized me. It was.
Chelsea
I was. I never forgave her. Wendy, my house mom, counter Daisy.
Brooke
That's so I have an aunt named Wendy. I understand.
Stevie
So you were in a sorority?
Chelsea
I was.
Stevie
What school did you go to?
Chelsea
U of A. U of A?
Stevie
What is that?
Chelsea
University of Arizona.
Stevie
Arizona.
Chelsea
Honestly?
Brooke
I said Virginia.
Chelsea
University of Arizona. It's like one of the biggest party schools.
Brooke
So that's where you grew up, right?
Chelsea
Yeah.
Brooke
Oh, what was your home life like?
Chelsea
Oh, I'm like, not the best, honestly. But wait, I'm a. I'm a granny kid too. Are you really? Yeah. I was watching your clips earlier and I was like, oh, my God, we can relate.
Brooke
Yeah, we're gonna click. Good.
Chelsea
Did you for, like, did you always live with your grandparents or just.
Brooke
It's like after I was nine months old. I love my granny. When did you start living with yours?
Chelsea
When I was nine years old. So kind of different.
Brooke
Yeah, we got it working out here.
Chelsea
But it's the best. Did you like it?
Brooke
I love it. I still live with her.
Chelsea
Really?
Brooke
Yeah.
Chelsea
I love that.
Brooke
I love my granny.
Chelsea
Wait, where do you live?
Brooke
It's like an hour south of Nashville.
Chelsea
Oh, my God. I feel like you're like, more country than most people I like, meet from Nashville. Like, you're. You sound more country than honestly any other person I've ever met in my entire life. Like, it's like more south than Nashville. Is that possible?
Brooke
Yeah, it's kind of out in the boondocks. We don't have really much. We got like a. A Taco Bell and McDonald's.
Chelsea
That's all you need, in my opinion.
Brooke
We did just get a Zaxby's, though.
Chelsea
What's a Zaxby's?
Brooke
What?
Stevie
Never heard of Zaxby's?
Brooke
That's my favorite chicken joint.
Chelsea
Really?
Brooke
Yeah. You haven't ever had Zaxby's?
Chelsea
No, I haven't.
Stevie
Wait, so where are you originally from?
Chelsea
From? I'm from Arizona. It's like, they don't have. We like, cosplay country over there. No, Zaxby's no chicken joints, honestly.
Brooke
Y'all have.
Stevie
Wait, we've been to Arizona. Like Scottsdale?
Chelsea
Yeah. That's, like, around where I'm from.
Stevie
Okay.
Brooke
It's hot there too.
Chelsea
Hot?
Brooke
Yeah, it was really hot there. You still close with your granny?
Chelsea
I am. Well, she has dementia, so she, like, is non verbal now, but bless her heart. But I go home and, like, I still go home to my grandparents. Me and my grandpa are super close and they're so sweet. They've been together since they were 13. Oh, yeah. Thirteen years old. They've been together. They got married when they were 19. And he's so cute. He, like. He takes care of her. She's like. She's. She can't, like, walk, speak, or do anything now. So he, like, puts her little hair in a ponytail and her nails are always red. Because her nails were always red, like, my whole life. And he paints them for her. It's so cute.
Brooke
That's adorable.
Chelsea
It's, like, horrible and sad, but so cute. I want to get married immediately.
Stevie
You're seeing someone right now, right?
Chelsea
I am.
Brooke
How's it going?
Chelsea
It's going really well. It's my first healthy relationship in my entire life.
Brooke
Now, I heard a story earlier today in which I heard the story before, but I didn't know it was you. The whole Clinton Cain guy. Yeah, I did not know that was you.
Chelsea
It was. Unfortunately.
Brooke
That traumatized you, Annie?
Chelsea
It traumatized me completely.
Brooke
That's just bizarre. That man. I don't.
Chelsea
I don't know the most insane thing I've ever been through, but that was my last serious relationship. And that was like, over two years ago or, like, almost three years ago.
Brooke
But you got a healthy relationship now, right?
Chelsea
Yes. I've never met or I've never, like, you know when like, like someone really wants to be with you right away and you obviously just, like, don't want to be with that person. Yeah, that's what I do every single time.
Stevie
You sound just like me.
Brooke
We actually talked about getting high tonight and having a pros and cons list and figuring out what she's got going on over here.
Chelsea
Yeah, you listen to me. It's like a canon event when you're young. Like when I was 21, that was like, my thing. I'm like, ew, you like me? I've got to go.
Stevie
Yes. And I've also know nothing but toxic relationships.
Brooke
So I'm like, oh, he's good.
Stevie
I'm scared.
Brooke
I'm in a healthy relationship.
Chelsea
Wait. Good for you. Honestly, you're ahead of the game at 21, it took me so long. And, like, a million people can tell you, but until you, like, learn it for yourself, like, you're just not going to. It's just going to keep happening. But I finally, like. I went into this and I was like, he's too sure about me.
Brooke
And I, like, it scared you a little bit.
Chelsea
It did. It scared me because I was like. Like, I know that the progression of this is, like, we just date immediately, and there will be nothing wrong with him. And that, like, freaked me out. But I was like, let me just try it one time. And it's like, the best thing I ever did. I was like, okay. Thank God.
Brooke
I felt that way too.
Stevie
So how did you meet him?
Chelsea
He's just like a mutual friend, or we had a mutual friend, but he was in a relationship for a long time, and so he never came around. I just, like, heard talks of him, and then we finally met, and I immediately was like, please date me.
Brooke
Oh, that's sweet. What's he do to, like, be romantic?
Chelsea
Everything. He just. He makes my life so much easier. He cooks and he cleans and he's so, like. He's such, like, a housewife. So you know who he is? No.
Stevie
No. Okay.
Chelsea
Which I love.
Stevie
No, that's a good thing.
Chelsea
I had a phase of, like, wanting to be with the talent. Don't.
Brooke
I don't dream of it.
Chelsea
Yeah. I like, oh. I just wanted someone with, like, a lot, like, a exciting life. And, like, that usually comes with, like, being an artist, being, like, a comedian or whatever it was. And it never ended well.
Stevie
Every person I've ever talked to about is always, like, don't date someone that's, like, a celebrity or, like, yeah, like, it's just horror.
Chelsea
And, like, I'm. I have a problem with, like, adapting my life to somebody else's. So if they're doing something, like, crazy and exciting, it's like, I don't have time to do anything for myself. So I'd rather have somebody who just, like, and I feel like, has a normal job.
Stevie
You would always be, like, comparing yourself to him, you know?
Chelsea
Yeah. And especially if you're both.
Stevie
Like, it makes public eye.
Chelsea
It makes guys insecure. Like, I would never feel weird about, like, a guy having, like, success, but guys always feel weird about girls having success. It's weird.
Stevie
Cough. Cough. Zach. Brian.
Chelsea
Yeah. Wait, what are you guys thoughts on Zach Bryan? Why am I talking like, I'm country now? Like, I'm literally cosplaying that shit.
Brooke
I don't know. That shit fucked me up a little bit because, like, I like them two together. But he didn't have to go and do all that to her.
Stevie
And I was such a big fan girl of Zach Brian. Like, it was crazy.
Chelsea
Now I'm like, I'm depressed. I'm his biggest fan. Like, I He would he was, like, my number one artist on Spotify. I, like, I was gagged when Breanna started dating him, and he blocked me. First of all, I, like, I went to go, like, my boyfriend sent me his Instagram the other day because I was like, can I try? Like, check something really quick? Blocked me. Why?
Brooke
I don't know. What do you say? Fuck me for have you youu know, I could go check.
Stevie
Has he ever have you ever talked about him on a podcast?
Chelsea
Yes. Well, yes, but he blocked me. He blocked me beforehand, but I think just because, like, I had met him through Brianna, so I think anyone even, like, slightly affiliated with Brianna, he blocked. But I was like, I wonder if he blocked me. I caught a stray.
Brooke
I want to go look now.
Chelsea
If you've ever spoken about him, he's your block.
Stevie
We did speak about him when we had Brion, and I think that's when, like, things were, like, rough.
Chelsea
Yeah. Because it was Nobody knew that they were broken up at that time. And I think she kind of, like, alluded to it. She was like, I wish I never dated someone famous. Yes.
Stevie
And I was like, something's up.
Brooke
So I don't have anything personally bad to say about him. His team was really good to us when we done, like, the revival thing with him.
Chelsea
Oh, you did that?
Brooke
Yeah. Oh, how fun. This the whole team was, like, really good to us, but now him. I never actually had a conversation with him, like, to his face, to where I could tell you if he was nice or not.
Stevie
I did.
Chelsea
And I thought, like, we had, like, this amazing night. I went to Cleveland to do Plan Bre Live, and he was there, and I was like, I I didn't know he was going to be there, and I'm his biggest fan. So I was like, oh. Oh. And best night ever. He was so nice. I thought that they were, like, great. And apparently he's the biggest loser of all time.
Brooke
That's what I'm saying.
Chelsea
It was just too similar to the Clinton situation for me to not be like, oh, I hate this man.
Brooke
Yeah, exactly.
Chelsea
Like, that's there's an archetype of guy that that is and it's like, just insecure little boy.
Stevie
Yes.
Chelsea
And I can't get behind it.
Stevie
We're. We're about to be blocked after this.
Chelsea
I don't give a block.
Brooke
So now I'm like, like, yeah.
Stevie
What changed yalls taste in men?
Chelsea
I don't. Honest to God, I feel like the last time I really went through it, I was like, please, if you love yourself at all, do not put yourself in this position again. And it's like, you know when you know something's gonna be bad and you do it anyway?
Brooke
Yeah, I've been there in one of those, but I don't know.
Chelsea
Well, you had like, you and Pookie had like a long, like, startup kind of. You have like one of the very, very few situationships into relationship tropes because that never happens for literally anybody except for you.
Brooke
It was worth waiting for, though.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Brooke
Like, I knew there was some good behind him. So I'm getting it all now, I guess. See a little peach.
Chelsea
I love that though, because it was like, I don't know. I just like every situationship I've ever been in, I obviously want it to turn in a relate to a relationship, and it obviously never did. And so I love to see somebody else live my dream.
Brooke
This is the first one I've succeeded in. I'm glad the other ones didn't work out.
Stevie
It worked out the way it did.
Brooke
I'm glad it did too.
Stevie
I have never seen her ever act like that towards a man.
Brooke
You see people in, like, public that hold hands and they'll kiss and that makes me want to throw up and die. But, like, if he does it to me, I'm like, okay, you know, I'm not always.
Chelsea
I was always so miserable seeing everyone else happy. And now that I'm happy, I'm like, like, I'm like, that's why, like, I.
Stevie
Can'T even get mad at her because I'm like, I get it.
Brooke
Yeah, I get it.
Chelsea
She's happy. I, like, usually I would be like, okay, well, why would you want to be with someone who, like, wasn't sure about you right away? But I loved, like, what he said about, like, how he, like, wanted to make sure that he, like, he could give you exactly what you wanted. I'm like, one over the audience. I completely subscribe to the idea that a guy should be more into the girl. And like, I, I love my boyfriend. I'm obsessed with my boyfriend. But I, like, one time a girl told me she was. She's married and like, happily married, and she was like, marry the guy who likes you more than you like him. And I Feel like it started out that way, and now I'm just, like, so obsessed with him.
Brooke
Good. When did you tell him you loved him?
Chelsea
I.
Brooke
And I said it first.
Chelsea
I. It's historically, in every relationship I've ever been in, I've always said it first. I can't help it if I know I'm gonna tell you.
Brooke
Yeah.
Chelsea
And I can't shut the up, but I did exactly what you did. I was drunk. Oh, God. I vaguely remember it, and I wish I didn't, but, like, I was like, I have secret. I was like, what the is your secret? And then I love you. And I told him, like, literally so early on into our relationship, but we had a majorly accelerated relationship.
Stevie
But he said it back, right?
Chelsea
Yeah.
Brooke
Pookie didn't say it back.
Chelsea
Pookie didn't say it back?
Brooke
No. The first time I said it, he was like, what the did this just say to me? Well, but didn't you.
Chelsea
Didn't you say it when you guys were, like, not dating?
Brooke
Yeah. And we were also hammered and having sex?
Chelsea
Yeah, sometimes.
Brooke
Okay, don't say that. Go.
Chelsea
Go.
Brooke
His mama watches this.
Stevie
Yeah, you already. You already said it. It's fine.
Brooke
Yeah, I had that happen to me.
Chelsea
And so you don't usually assume that someone means it because it's like, obviously your judgment is clouded in that moment, so. I probably wouldn't have said it back either if someone said it to me in that situation.
Brooke
Fair enough. But I don't.
Chelsea
I don't think anything's weird about the girl saying it first. Normally trying to, like, normalize. I'm like, I don't either, but I.
Stevie
Just can't bring myself to it, really. Like, I can't.
Brooke
I have to, like, beat her when she's, like, about to leave or something. Like, okay, I'm. Bye.
Chelsea
I love you.
Brooke
No, to you.
Stevie
I tell you guys I love you.
Brooke
You didn't say I love you.
Stevie
No, I say it all the time to y'all.
Brooke
Half the time, I don't ever hear it. And I'm like, did you say it? And you're like, yeah, I said it. And I'm like, okay. And I'll go on about my day. I get so offended. If I tell you I love you, you better say it back. I don't say that to just anybody. You know, I agree.
Chelsea
I think every time I've ever said I love you to someone, I am very confident that they love me back. I wouldn't say it if I didn't think they loved you. Me back.
Brooke
That's like me looking at this guy over here, I love you.
Chelsea
Response I'm afraid of getting.
Brooke
We didn't get very far. Do you have, like, a certain type in men? Like, look wise?
Chelsea
If you looked at my track history, it would look like you literally just, like, walked into the dmv. Like, it. I've never. Every guy is so, like, different from one another. It's like, I can't believe I've even found people that.
Stevie
Okay. Same. I was like, I feel like I don't have a set type either.
Chelsea
It's, like, all over at all. But it's because I usually don't date for looks. So it, like, it could really be anybody.
Stevie
Yeah.
Chelsea
And sometimes I wish I was dating for looks.
Brooke
I'm trying to think. I'm like, do I have a certain type? Do I.
Stevie
You know, had, like, dark.
Brooke
Hair, like, blue eyes?
Chelsea
Besides, that's a type.
Brooke
Besides that one.
Stevie
Yeah.
Brooke
Buzz cut.
Chelsea
You had a buzz cut? I love a buzz cut.
Brooke
Well, he ended up getting. Is that what you call that, a buzz cut?
Stevie
Are you talking about. We can cut that out.
Brooke
Avery cut that out.
Stevie
Is that you're talking about? Well, he has dark hair, but Haley drove him crazy to the point where he shaved his head.
Chelsea
That is so admirable.
Brooke
He's. We're still okay terms, I think, for the most part. So I don't think I drove him too crazy. I mean, he's still keeping it bald.
Chelsea
Did he tell you that? Or was, like. It was, like, implied.
Stevie
It was, like, right after they, like, ended things. The next time I seen him, I was like. I text Haley and I said, he's bald. And she was like, what? I was like, he's bald.
Chelsea
Or buzzcat, because those are juice.
Stevie
Like, I seen him from afar, so.
Chelsea
I was like, this mother bald enough?
Stevie
Yes. I was like, he's. Because he used to have a head full of hair. And next time I seen him, I was like, this made him shave his head.
Chelsea
Honestly. So me, though, like, every time I get out of a relationship, I have to have, like, a drastic change to my whole person. I also changed my. Like, I hate to admit this, but in all my relationships until this one, I've changed my entire personality to match them. So it's like I was just, like, literally riding horses, like, thinking I was country in my last relationship. It's like, I didn't need to do all that.
Brooke
Dude. I've seen that on your, like, Instagram. You're out of it.
Chelsea
I found out I liked it, so I committed to the bit and, like, I still love horses and stuff, but I did that fully for a man.
Stevie
What's the craziest thing you've done for a man?
Chelsea
Well, first of all, the, like, the Clinton situation, like, I knew that was happening and still was with him for, like, a good month.
Stevie
I feel like every girl has that DeLulu.
Chelsea
Yeah. When you're just like, I. Yeah, yeah. I'm a stick beside him.
Brooke
Try to make it work, you know?
Chelsea
Yeah, but why? Like, that was like.
Brooke
No, that. That was too far. That right there would have got him a brick over the head from my end. But I was.
Chelsea
I. I needed somebody to talk some sense into me, but I couldn't tell my friends. So.
Brooke
Yeah, friends like that. That need some serious help with the men they picked.
Stevie
But it's. I feel like it's a normal stage. Everyone goes through it.
Chelsea
Yeah. But also, if you're lying to your friends, ever get rid of that guy. Because it's like, yeah, that's how I know every single time. Like, if I am embarrassed to tell my friend something like, I should not be with that person.
Brooke
I'm trying to convince myself that my one friend that I have is just going back to the same guy until she gets tired of him, and then she's just gonna, like, give him the boot. But I don't know if we're gonna get there.
Chelsea
Wait, what are you guys thoughts on, like, the theory? Like, go back until you hate him?
Brooke
I think we should do it. Say that.
Stevie
Like, really? Yes. That's what we tell our friends.
Brooke
Feel that way. I've done that.
Chelsea
But my problem is I'm not confident enough that I can make, like, ever hate them.
Brooke
You keep in touch with your ex or anything?
Chelsea
I. I don't. I can't think of one ex that would even still be in the same room as me, to be honest.
Brooke
That's fair enough.
Stevie
Like, are you all on bad terms?
Chelsea
All of them? But, like, every relationship that I've had has been, like, a real extreme, like, circumstance where it's like, I feel like.
Brooke
Neither one of the two I know about are, like, your fault, though.
Chelsea
That's how I feel too. But also, it's like, at what point am I the problem? You know? Like, how many times can something like that happen? And it's like, wait, maybe it's you.
Brooke
I don't think it's you.
Chelsea
Well, thank you. Well, I think it's my choices. Like, I think I'm like, again, I was going for these guys that I. I was like, this is gonna be a Huge mess. I should do this.
Brooke
He did it for the plot.
Chelsea
I did, but then I got, like, real, like, trauma in the process.
Brooke
It happens. I don't talk to either one of mine. I mean, I'm not on bad terms with them or anything, but I don't talk to him either.
Stevie
It's like, you know, you shouldn't because you're in hell.
Brooke
Yeah, I'm happy over here. Keep that away.
Chelsea
Yeah, I don't want my boyfriend talking to any of his exes. And I will. I'll avoid mine, too. Although, like, I guess that's not even by choice.
Brooke
Like, you let your boyfriend have girlfriends.
Chelsea
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Brooke
I think I'm okay with it too. As long as I know they're just girlfriend safe. Now, if I see something else in there. You done for.
Chelsea
This is, like, my first time I've ever been in a relationship. It felt like. You don't have to worry about it. Really trust him.
Brooke
Yeah, I agree with that.
Chelsea
I'm usually, like, a. Go through their following, look at every single, like, photo they've ever posted, see if he's liked them. And when all the tag photos, like, yeah, that's me.
Brooke
That's what I was telling her last night. Pookie set his phone down beside me, and I heard him over there snoring. I was, like, looking at the phone, looking at the tv, looking at the phone, looking at the tv, and I was like, I trust him. I rolled over and went to bed. I didn't even look at it.
Chelsea
Oh, good for you. That's how you know.
Stevie
So why are you keeping your new man a secret? Is there, like, a reason or you.
Chelsea
Just, like, I don't feel like he's a secret. I posted him.
Stevie
Oh, like, did you people know who he is?
Chelsea
I. No, people don't know. Like. Like, I guess I thought we were asking, like, if he was, like, known, but. Oh, yeah, no, I. Like, I post his face. Like, I don't care if people see him. He's just, like, kind of private. Like, his Instagram's private. He doesn't want. Like, he wouldn't come to the Gladiator premiere. He's like, absolutely not. Like, I just don't. He doesn't want anything to do with it, which is, like, such a green flag to me.
Brooke
You've influenced me. Me and Pookie had a chat yesterday about, like, if he needs to make his Instagram private. And I was like, you know what? No, I trust you. Whatever. But then again, I got my doubts. It's not like A him thing I'm worried about. It's just. I don't know. It's just other women messaging him.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Brooke
And then I got something on my Snapchat story today, and it was like, yeah, Pookie's been texting this friend of his is girlfriend. That's bullshit. There was one I saw in the comments. I was like, kelby looks like a gay Mr. Beast.
Chelsea
Oh, yeah.
Brooke
And I was like, what the fuck does that mean? I don't even think he looks like Mr. Beast.
Chelsea
Wait, Colby. Is that Pookie?
Stevie
Maybe. It's KBY.
Brooke
What? K, E, L, B, Y? Kelby.
Chelsea
Kelby.
Brooke
Kelby.
Stevie
You sounded so country.
Brooke
It is Kobe.
Stevie
That's such a cute name, though. Everyone shits on it, too. I'm like, that's so cute.
Chelsea
I love that name. Do you guys think you'll name, like, your kids? Not something normal or.
Stevie
No, no.
Brooke
I'm gonna name mine after my best friend.
Chelsea
Oh.
Brooke
Like McClay. It's gonna be Master Maddie.
Chelsea
That's so cute.
Brooke
I'm kind of like a boy name, though, like we were talking about earlier, though, like Blake. I like that. Like, Blake McClay. Don't be still in my baby just for, like, a girl. I haven't thought about boy names.
Chelsea
I only think about girl names, too. But I have. I have a cat named Murphy, and I. Even though her name is Murphy, I. My firstborn will be named Murphy no matter Murphy.
Brooke
I love that.
Chelsea
And I'm gonna have Murphy and Murphy for however many years. Murphy's still alive.
Brooke
I love that. That is golden. You haven't thought about any kid names, have you?
Stevie
I only think about, like, boy names, really.
Chelsea
Okay.
Brooke
What you got?
Stevie
Like, this is. Y'all gonna be like, what the. But I like Rigsby. No, I think it's so cute.
Chelsea
I love that.
Stevie
See, I knew she was gonna make that face.
Chelsea
That's awful.
Brooke
Something, isn't it?
Stevie
No. So I think I heard it somewhere, and I was like, that's so cute.
Chelsea
That is cute. I feel. I feel like I've heard that somewhere, too. Maybe I had. Like, I hate when people start doing, like, crazy spellings, though. And it'll be like, Bailey, and it's like, B, A, Y, L, E, G, I, H. Oh, wait, I'm almost.
Brooke
I was when she saw my birth certificate. Don't mind that.
Chelsea
No. People spell Haley that way. But it's like, you know when. Like, it'll be like, Amberly, and it's like.
Brooke
And it's spelled with, like, L, E, I, G, H. And it's got, like, some other in it. I'm like, what?
Chelsea
Yeah.
Brooke
Imagine being a teacher and you're asking a kid like, how do you spell your name, baby? Oh. Oh, Blake. B, L, C, K, E, Y. Just. Yeah, Blackie.
Chelsea
And you know what? I should have thought about that before I made that comment.
Brooke
Did you ever watch the Secret Life of Mormon Moms?
Chelsea
I haven't watched it, but people always say I look like one of the girls.
Brooke
You do?
Chelsea
Who is it?
Brooke
I can't remember her name. You look like one of them, though. She does.
Stevie
Like, I never watched it.
Brooke
You look kind of like Demi. She's a bad. I will say that.
Chelsea
She's like, thank you. I've never seen.
Brooke
I've never seen her, but I got into it.
Chelsea
I come from, like, a pretty Mormon area. Like, a lot. There was a lot of Mormons in my school. We had, like, seminary at my school.
Brooke
I like that show.
Chelsea
I. It's just so interesting.
Brooke
I was like, there's no way all this goes on in there.
Chelsea
I know. And, like, do you think it's, like. Do you think, like, the. The traditional Mormon community is, like, really offended by the show? I haven't actually seen it, so, like, probably.
Brooke
I could see.
Chelsea
They're probably mortified.
Stevie
Yes.
Chelsea
I'm sure they probably knew by then that they were like, Jack Mormons. Is that okay to say Jack Mormon do what?
Brooke
Like, if you just, I don't know, go crazy or whatever, they, like, disown you. I know the Mennonites do it.
Chelsea
I had a girl my high school, she was, like, one of my close friends, but she was dating a Mormon guy, converted. Then she, like, went on this, like, crazy drug binge, converted again, and it was, like, back and forth, and I was like, at what point are they, like, you cannot come back.
Stevie
Yeah.
Chelsea
Like, and you can't be, like, re virginized. Like, you're supposed to be, like, a virgin.
Stevie
Yeah.
Chelsea
But then they, like, do soaking. Like, have you heard about soaking?
Brooke
I found your friend.
Chelsea
What?
Brooke
He's in my wand.
Stevie
Isn't that dude. He was over here sitting with me.
Brooke
Oh, he's. He's probably so up swimming in there. Oh, poor guy.
Chelsea
At least he died drunk. What it.
Brooke
What is Mormons.
Chelsea
Oh, have you heard about soaking where they, like. Like, a guy will, like, enter a woman, and then they just stay still. And because there's no, like, actual thrusting, it's not illegal.
Stevie
They just sit there.
Chelsea
Yeah, they just sit there. And, like, there's rumors that sometimes a thing. Third party will shake the bed so that it's like they're not personally making any movements, but, like, the world is moving, and so therefore. No, but it's a thing.
Brooke
The Amish do that. Have you not heard of the bed sheet theory?
Stevie
No.
Brooke
Evidently they cut a hole in it, like, so they can't see each other, and they, like, put it over the woman, and then they put their picker in the hole. And I don't. I'm so serious. That's all. Granny reads, like, her smut books. It's like Amish smut books. I swear to you, there's like 10 in the couch. I'm so serious.
Chelsea
What's a smut book? Like a. Like a dirty book.
Brooke
Did you not ever read that book, Icebreaker? Uh, that shit was dirty. I really like that book. Hear me out. Need to read it.
Chelsea
I love when a book is, like, a little, like, crazy. But then it's like, if anyone's read it, I'm, like, afraid to be in the airport and they, like, know. I'm like, low key reading like a porno.
Brooke
I always get paranoid somebody's, like, looking over my shoulder if I'm in, like, public.
Chelsea
Me too. Or if you're watching, like, a scary movie or like a, like, sexy movie on the plane or something. I'm like, skip it. Just so I just pretend I'm not watching.
Brooke
There's nothing worse than, like, when I'd be watching, like, a movie in my bedroom. If it was like, a rainy day outside, you know, it was like, a little cool outside, and I'd be watching all the 50 Shades movies, and Granny would open the door. I'd just. I'd pause that. I'd be like, yes. Granny maybe paused at the nastiest part and she's like, what the is that? And I'm like, ah, I don't know. Some movie that. Come on, I love it. It just.
Stevie
Probably watches those too, though. She reads.
Brooke
No, Granny likes her soap operas. She loves those.
Chelsea
And there's nothing more sexual than a soap opera, honestly.
Brooke
Yeah, that's kind of gross.
Chelsea
Granny's a girl, too.
Stevie
Yeah.
Chelsea
Yeah. She probably had. She probably had a hawk to a face.
Brooke
I need to ask her that. She probably smacked me in my mouth, bless her heart.
Chelsea
That's so interesting to think. I don't even like to think about that.
Brooke
I don't want to think about it either. Because, like, sometimes she'll go, like, she's divorced my paw paw. And so he, like, lives in our backyard in his little cabin. But sometimes he'll go. She'll go up There, he's like, me.
Chelsea
Like, you can't get rid of me. Yeah.
Brooke
He's just up there. He don't ever bother nobody. He always waves at us, you know, carries on about his business with his little dog. But sometimes she'll go up there and I can't ever find her. And she'll be up there for a while. She's like, oh, he cooked me breakfast. Did he? Did he cook you breakfast, Granny?
Chelsea
Honestly, though, I, like, I don't. I think I'm with her on that one. I think that's okay.
Brooke
I don't want to think about it, though.
Stevie
Like, honestly, I get it.
Chelsea
Yeah. And it's just convenience right in your backyard.
Brooke
Don't you ever say that to me about my granny.
Stevie
I hope my ex husband loves me enough to move in my backyard.
Brooke
Well, they were still married when he moved in the backyard.
Stevie
Oh.
Chelsea
Oh. That's how. You know.
Brooke
And then he went to prison for a few years because he shot. Okay, I better not say that happened to everybody. Honestly, he's just a little goofy. We still love him, though. Yeah.
Chelsea
I don't have a family member that hasn't been to prison. Not even one.
Brooke
I feel like I have a bunch that's been, like, getting out of jail.
Chelsea
Me too. It's like a rite of passage.
Brooke
I agree.
Chelsea
Except for me. I'm the only one who hasn't been to prison.
Brooke
I haven't either. Yeah, I do think.
Chelsea
I think I'd have a good time in prison, honestly. My mom went to federal prison and she loved it in there. It's like camp.
Brooke
Oh, you have, like, never been to federal prison. I know. She's been to jail.
Chelsea
Jail. Jail sucks. I think jail sucks and state prison sucks. But federal prison, like, you have iPads and, like, hair salons.
Brooke
That'd be kind of fun, though.
Chelsea
Yeah, exactly. And, like, free food, no rent. That's structure time. I'm like, prison's amazing. Sometimes I, like, low key, like, want my mom to go to prison. I'm like, that would be so good for her.
Brooke
Bless her.
Chelsea
Yeah. But Martha Stewart went there. Martha Stewart.
Brooke
What?
Chelsea
Haley, don't she cook? Yeah, she cooked. What? She was cooking up some illegal stock information. She went to prison for, like, trade. Like. Like she was owned, like, a bunch of stock in a company, I think. And then they were about to go under something, and she sold, like, mysterious. Like, she had a tip. Like, she. They told her, like, listen, like, you should sell. And she did. And then she went to prison for it. Which, honestly, like, I would do if somebody tipped me off and was like, oh, you're about to lose a bunch of money, I would have done it too. But it's like, honestly, same, but also, like, how can you control if someone gives you the tip or not? Like, what if they just told me that and now I just had to do it? But she only went for, like, a year. But it was, like, one of her biggest things. She got, like, Martha Stewart got canceled, and then she wasn't back until she, like. I mean, she lost, like, billions of dollars, had to sell her company, but then she did the Justin Bieber roast. Honestly, you have to just watch her documentary. That's where I'm getting all this information. I don't know if Martha would come on the canceled podcast, but, Martha, you're welcome if you want to come. I would die. I'm obsessed with her.
Brooke
So are you excited about coming back from being canceled?
Chelsea
Yeah. I mean, if. I don't know if there's such a thing as coming back from being canceled, but, like, I'm hopeful. I try.
Brooke
You got any tips to keep us away from it?
Chelsea
I don't know. I don't. If I knew how to stay away from it, I would have hopefully not been canceled to begin with, but fair enough. Yeah. I mean, Tana's, like, really helpful in it. She'll talk to me about it because obviously she's been canceled a million times, and she's like. Like, there's just nothing you can do. You know what I mean?
Brooke
I just don't see Tana not being canceled. It's Tana. She says anything. She thinks so. That's what I like most about her, though.
Chelsea
Yeah. And she's like. She's got tougher skin than I do, so she's like, you just can't. You know what I mean? Like, it's your job. Like, you have to keep. Keep pushing. You know what I mean? So that's kind of what I've done. But she, like. I don't know. She's inspirational. She's like. They call her, like, cockroach of the Internet because she's like. She just won't go. She's like. She's like your grandpa. She's like, me in a relationship.
Stevie
Really canceled.
Chelsea
Like, well, you have to be like, if some, like, you have to say, like, oh, I'm cancel. Like, you have to disappear to be canceled. And she just hasn't in history. So she was kind of, like, helpful in that. She was like, well, just keep posting. Like, there's just nothing you can Do.
Brooke
I freaking love her?
Chelsea
She's amazing.
Brooke
When I met her at poker and where'd I meet her at? Was it the bathroom? I love that woman. As soon as I laid eyes on her, I was like, ah.
Stevie
Dude, she's perfect.
Chelsea
She is perfect. I'm obsessed with her. I feel like she's like, people, like, because she's, like, known to be, like, a face tuner, I feel like people assume that she's not gonna be like, yeah.
Stevie
And you see her in person, and she looks. She's been face tuned in person.
Chelsea
I know. She pisses me off. I'm like, get out of this.
Brooke
Literally.
Chelsea
I was like, look perfect.
Brooke
She serves every bit of it. She got ass, face, titties. She got it all bad. I know.
Chelsea
And she's smart, and she's rich, and she's everything.
Brooke
Yeah. You just can't beat Tana.
Chelsea
You can't. And there's also no one like her.
Stevie
No, there really isn't. How did you guys meet?
Chelsea
We just met at a random party, and, like, her whole group is all influencers. So I just, like, kind of like, we, like, ended up there one day and never left.
Stevie
So was it, like. Was it her podcast, or did you guys start it out together?
Chelsea
It was her podcast, but she had called me the day of and was like, will you just be on the first episode? And it was like, it was originally three of us. Me, her, and our friend Hunter. And then I just was on every episode after that.
Brooke
And so were you nervous?
Chelsea
I was so nervous, like, in the beginning. I'm sure you guys have experienced it too, but. Exactly in the beginning, it's just, like, you don't. It's not natural. Like, it feels strange. Like, even if it is, like, a conversation with your best friend, it feels, like, weird because it's like, there's camera.
Stevie
That's exactly how it was for us, especially because we wasn't, like, in the influencer world. Like, we. We were not used to any of it.
Chelsea
It's strange and still, like, we struggle a little bit. Like, it's admirable that you guys have, like, guests. Like, we can't have guests because, like, neither of us are good. Well, she's better than I am, but, like, we struggle with, like, interviewing and not talking over a guest, and, like, we just suck at it. So we try to just do only us.
Brooke
That's what we want to do.
Stevie
We want to do, like, a podcast with just us. Like, an episode at least.
Chelsea
Yeah, you should, like, sprinkle them in. Because, like, sometimes when People, like, want to just watch you. Like, if someone comes in that they don't know, they're not interested in the episode.
Stevie
You know, like, a lot of people tell us, too.
Brooke
Like, we want to hear what y'all have to say. And we're like, you should.
Chelsea
And that's when you'll, like, really, like, exactly.
Stevie
Like, when it's just us. Like, you'll get so much funny out of Haley, and, like, everyone will love it.
Chelsea
That's the thing. Like, it's ever. The best market for podcasts is, like, best friend conversations. I feel like, at least in our experience, like, when we have a guest on every single time, without fail, it could be, like, the best guest ever, in our opinion. And the comments will be like, we want solo episodes.
Brooke
Yeah, I saw Tana do one. I think she was in Hawaii one time, and she's done it, like, on her balcony, on her phone. I was like, I envy this woman. She can do it anywhere.
Chelsea
She's just so entertained. She can make a story out of anything. It's like, the most amazing thing in the world.
Brooke
What was it her and her boyfriend were for? Halloween? I was giggling. They were Avatar and. Oh, yeah, what's his name?
Chelsea
Corbin Blue. Whatever. His character's name was Chad.
Stevie
Oh, yes, I do remember seeing that.
Brooke
I saw it and I was like, all right, they win. They want it.
Chelsea
They were so funny. They dressed up as Avatar because they, like, they got caught up watching Avatar porn.
Brooke
What?
Chelsea
Which I didn't know that I didn't know it existed, but apparently there's, like, pretty much everything you could possibly imagine out there.
Brooke
So there's a lot of sick things on the Internet, but I just can't.
Chelsea
Imagine, like, is there really a market for that? Like, are there people who are searching, like, Avatar porn? I mean, apparently, yeah.
Stevie
Well, how do you think of that, though?
Brooke
Did you ever have. You obviously had class with, like, all the football players and. Do you know what nugget porn is?
Chelsea
Is it.
Brooke
It's little people. It's sick. It's. What was it? Was nugget porn the one with no limbs, or was it the.
Chelsea
No, it's.
Stevie
It's little people.
Brooke
They showed me one with no limbs one time. Like, it was just these two people. They had no limbs, and they're like. I don't. I don't even know what you call that. They couldn't, you know, do nothing.
Stevie
What? Some people like that shit. So.
Chelsea
But it seems, like, almost so specific because it's like, how many people in the world don't have limbs.
Stevie
Right.
Chelsea
And then out of those people, how many want to get into the adult film industry? So it's really special, actually.
Brooke
There's a lot of weird on the Internet. Oh, well, you say Mike Tyson's cheeks. I did.
Chelsea
Do you guys think that was intentional?
Brooke
I thought it was funny.
Chelsea
I thought it was hilarious. I thought it was, like, an office bit. But then everyone's like, netflix is going to get sued.
Brooke
Like, yeah, I saw that, but I.
Chelsea
Think it was intentional. Like, why else would his cheeks just be out?
Stevie
I keep seeing tick tocks of him, and I just want to give him a hug. I see him in a bumblebee costume, and I was like, stop.
Brooke
Did you watch his Barbie unboxing?
Chelsea
Yeah.
Brooke
When he had the little strawberry shortcake.
Stevie
So sweet.
Chelsea
And he's so sweet. It was depressed. Did you guys watch? Well, of course you did.
Brooke
Yeah.
Stevie
Were you there?
Brooke
I was so sad.
Chelsea
How fun.
Stevie
It was so much fun.
Brooke
But I hated watching him get hit because I'm like, he's. He's older.
Chelsea
Yeah.
Stevie
That was your and Pookie's first outing together, right?
Brooke
Yeah, for the most part, besides, like, Target and stuff. But we weren't together because me and you sat together, and then him and Maddie sat in the box thingy together. So I don't know. I feel like the effects didn't hit like they should have because he wasn't with me the whole time.
Stevie
We were still walking around with them at the event.
Brooke
Yeah. Did you not hear that crowd when we were getting on the golf course? I scared me.
Chelsea
Does this overwhelm him, like, all of.
Stevie
I think he eats it up, personally.
Brooke
He likes it. He likes.
Stevie
I think he's excited.
Brooke
I think everybody does.
Stevie
Yeah.
Chelsea
Yeah. You're lying if you say you don't like it, like, in some capacity. It's exciting and it's fun.
Brooke
I mean, when all this first started happening with me, I was like, okay, that's.
Chelsea
Yeah. You already had Pookie for, like, years at that point, right?
Brooke
Yeah.
Chelsea
So was that so I would have felt so kind. I would have been like, check this one out. Look what I did.
Brooke
I was excited. And also, he was involved, right?
Chelsea
Did you say, like. Didn't you say it in the video?
Brooke
Which one, Pookie?
Chelsea
Like, in the haunt? Yeah.
Brooke
I love you, Pookie. Where's the hat at for? Oh, I got you a present, my dumbass.
Chelsea
Oh, my God.
Brooke
I'm glad I said that.
Chelsea
Oh, my God. This is the best day of my life. I'm gonna wear this every day, and it Literally looks like what I'm wearing right now. I knew the color.
Stevie
Oh, that matches perfectly.
Brooke
It does match. Perfect.
Chelsea
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
Brooke
I think I left mine at your house.
Stevie
What's the most embarrassing online moment you've had?
Chelsea
Well, I know mine.
Brooke
Go ahead. What is it?
Chelsea
Maybe getting canceled. Oh, yeah, yeah. That getting canceled or honestly, like, everything with, like, I don't know. Do you have one?
Brooke
I'm gonna say that video. You know, the one where singing Megan Maroney song.
Stevie
Oh, yeah.
Brooke
And everybody said, I'm pigeon toed, y'all.
Stevie
I thought it was the cutest video ever.
Chelsea
People are so mean.
Stevie
They were.
Chelsea
That's. Now I have. I literally have one. You made me think of one. My glam bot. Okay. I was so excited about my glam bot, I thought I got to do one of that. And it was on, like, the most. It was literally like, there was a compilation of the most awkward glam bot and I was on it, and I was like, I posted it. Like, I grid posted it myself. Like, I liked it that much. And then everyone was like, oh, too.
Brooke
Like, you post something you feel so good about, everybody's like, what the is this? And you're like.
Chelsea
Like, I had a big forehead.
Brooke
Like, dude, evidently, I got a lazy eye. I ain't got a lazy eye. I just got twitch.
Chelsea
I have a twitch too.
Stevie
It's just when you smile too hard, you just. It goes. I get a little. Yeah, that's okay. You're just really happy.
Brooke
I take it back. The most embarrassing videos, the one they posted to me this weekend when I was on the fucking dance floor, that.
Stevie
That wasn't even embarrassing. It was hilarious.
Chelsea
Should never be embarrassed to be fun.
Stevie
Exactly. Thank you.
Brooke
I was boogieing. Chelsea said, oh, no, our jacket's coming off. That was funny.
Stevie
What's something that recently humbled you? Oh, is it the same?
Chelsea
Yeah, probably. Honestly, the Internet just humbles me every single day. Like, I'll feel good about myself and then I'll check, like, my comments, and it'll be like, this is the most awkward person. Like, even just last night, I was so, like, excited at the Gladiator premiere. I was, like, feeling so good. And everyone's like, why are her arms always like that? And I'm like, how do you even do wrong arms?
Stevie
Like, I'm glad we're not the only ones that get shit like that.
Brooke
Like, it's just at the fight, we're excited.
Chelsea
Like, I understand something that's valid. Like, you're upset about something. Like, valid But I literally. There was a video the other day about how I was blinking too hard in the Jeffree Star episode Dude, I love. And, like, honestly, they were right.
Stevie
I was like.
Brooke
But like, the Internet literally just picks out anything they can find wrong with you. But you'll click on their profile picture and it's like them, like, just cheesing in their mom's basement or something.
Chelsea
My favorite is. And I'm sure you get this too, but it's follow back.
Brooke
Yes.
Chelsea
Like, why. Why are you writing, like, horrible things about me and then following me? And you follow, like, 30 people.
Stevie
It's really just people who are unhappy with themselves.
Brooke
Exactly.
Chelsea
I've never written a hate comment. And I.
Brooke
You know, the only time I get that way is when I see something and my comments I don't like about, like, my friends or something. Like, I saw you about Grace O'Malley a few weeks ago. That tore me up. I was in the comments eating that. It pissed me off so bad.
Stevie
And she's, like, literally, like, the best person I've.
Brooke
She's such a sweetheart. Like, I don't understand how anybody couldn't like her. And I read something, and it really just.
Chelsea
It's just miserable people and miserable people just want to make other people miserable. But Grace Omaley is, like, actually my favorite person.
Brooke
Exactly. Like, she's just happy to fucking be there. Leave her the hell alone. So, yeah.
Chelsea
Humbling Internet.
Stevie
Is there any celebrity that you guys would use as a hall pass?
Chelsea
Who?
Brooke
I'm content with my man. And that is my answer. That is my answer right there. I ain't.
Chelsea
That's not my answer. I'm totally kidding. But I just had this conversation last night because Paul Mezcal is in Gladiator and he's. So did you watch, like, do you know Paul Mezcal?
Brooke
No.
Chelsea
He's like, he's new to me because I, like, just only have seen him in Normal People. But I knew he was gonna be there last night, and I was straight up told my boyfriend. I'm like, check it out. I'm going for Paul. And he's like, go, have fun. Like, he's so secure. He's like, okay. I would never actually do anything because I love him. But he, like. I mean, I love. I mean, he's so hot.
Brooke
You ever seen what's his name? Ian Somerhalder?
Chelsea
Oh, yes, of course. You watch okay, Diaries.
Brooke
Yeah, I love Vampire Diaries. I guess that'd be mine.
Chelsea
Okay, so good. But, like, as Damon.
Brooke
Yeah, like, kill me that please.
Stevie
Okay. Let's see. Is there anyone you'd get in the boxing ring with?
Chelsea
Oh, honestly, like, I've thought about, like, knowing how much money they make. I'm like, shit, I'll fight someone. That's what I'm saying.
Brooke
Beat my ass for 20 million. Hell, I don't give a damn.
Chelsea
Should we fight each other and just like, like, contractually, like, I'd laugh my ass off. We would have so much fun.
Brooke
It's gotta be somebody I actually hate, though.
Chelsea
No, but, like, I would too. Many people would rally behind you. I would get insecure.
Brooke
No, they rally behind you.
Chelsea
Especially, like, the fighting community. They would be like, octua, like, so excited.
Brooke
They got one time to boo me, though, and I'm gonna cry.
Chelsea
I would think I don't have tough enough skin for it, but I don't either. If for the, for the right payout, I will fight any. I'll fight Mike Tyson.
Stevie
You know what? Hell yeah. Me too.
Brooke
Who would you fight, Chelsea?
Stevie
You? No, I'm just, you know.
Chelsea
You wouldn't.
Stevie
I wouldn't. I couldn't, actually. I say I would, but I wouldn't.
Brooke
Chelsea's got JoJo.
Chelsea
JoJo would beat my ass.
Brooke
JoJo.
Chelsea
Would I be knocked out in the first three seconds?
Brooke
I really like it.
Chelsea
JoJo could take all of us, Honestly.
Stevie
If she was even like, she is. And I with JoJo, I too.
Brooke
She's.
Chelsea
Me too.
Stevie
I've gone back and forth.
Chelsea
Like, I get confused sometimes.
Brooke
Chelsea, holiday season's coming up. You know, it would be exciting to have for it. What, a hundred thousand dollars for gift shopping? Nothing too big. If only there was a way to make a hundred thousand dollars so I can get every gift I could possibly want. And Ideally, making that 100k while having fun and watching sports. Oh, wait, Better Picks is the only pick on fantasy app where you can win a hundred thousand dollars all NFL season long. You're one Better Picks lineup away from winning a hundred thousand dollars. Download better make an 100k lineup and go have the best holiday season of your life.
Stevie
Download Better Play Better Picks.
Chelsea
She came on canceled. I had like a minute where I was like, I don't know if I'm on Team JoJo, but she really won me back lately.
Stevie
Oh, yeah, that was me at first. It was like, before I met her. Like, I was like, I don't know, she kind of scares me. Then I met her and I was like, wait, I I with you?
Chelsea
I think she's just like a brilliant business person. Like, I think she's 10 steps ahead, and we all just, like, didn't get it until we got it. You know what I mean?
Stevie
And how she deals with hate, like.
Brooke
That'S how she won me over.
Stevie
Yeah.
Brooke
I was like, she gets hate on. Hate on. She gets hated on, like, every day. Like, I always see something on tick tock of her, and it's just mean. But she's still out here having fun with it, and she's happy.
Chelsea
So much richer than all of us. And I just. You know, it has a car with.
Brooke
Her face on it.
Chelsea
I think she's. Four cars with her face on it.
Brooke
Dude, I want to drive one. She told me I could.
Chelsea
Yeah. She has, I think, to cancel. She brought her Lambo truck with her face on it.
Brooke
That is so sick, Jojo. So swag.
Chelsea
She's just marches the beat of her own drums.
Stevie
Yeah.
Brooke
All right, I got one more question for you.
Chelsea
What's.
Brooke
What's one moving bed that makes a man go crazy?
Chelsea
Oh, see, I should have been prepared for this question, and I'm so scared of it. I don't know. I'm like. So I'm known for, like, being. And I hate to say this, but I'm, like, such a. Just, like, lay there like dead fish. That's me. That's my, like, normal move. I have no hawk tua in me. I've got.
Brooke
It takes a real woman to admit that, though.
Chelsea
And you know what? I'm not ashamed of it. And there is a market for that, and I'm tired of people coming for me for it, because some people just like that. Like, it's normal. I think missionary is so.
Brooke
I'm like, fuck, I'm proud.
Stevie
That's okay, though.
Brooke
It takes a real woman to admit that.
Chelsea
Yeah. I don't know if I have a good idea.
Brooke
She wins. She wins at all the questions.
Stevie
What was the. What was the trick that Tana was talking about on FaceTime?
Chelsea
Oh, God. That's like. It's something I discovered by accident, and it's so mortifying, but it's not even something in bed. It's, like, literally a masturbation situation, but on tour. Like, I was in a real extenuating circumstance.
Brooke
Now. I understand. Don't explain yourself to me. I understand.
Chelsea
It was like. Honestly, it was an emergency. Okay. And the. Like, I used a vibrator on the toilet. Like, not even, like, not obviously, while I was going to the bathroom, but, like, there was nowhere to go. I couldn't be in the shower because the shower was flooding, and I just sat on the toilet and it was like actually a life changing experience. And I should be ashamed to admit that, but it was so life changing that I would be doing everyone a disservice to not tell you about it. So just try. Don't knock it till you try it sitting up. You don't have to be on the toilet, but the toilet is convenient because there's a hole.
Brooke
You know, you gotta be the funniest I've ever met.
Chelsea
No, but I'm not kidding. And now, and now it's like, how do I explain this to a man? Because it's like I have to be sitting up because no, like laying. It just is. Isn't the same thing. So I'll be upright. And that's just it. And it, it's. I go, I, I told Tanner this and it's like, I. I don't know how to say this without being offensive, but I go complete Stephen Hawking. Like, like paralyzed. Because it's like I literally can't move. And you know what? That's my. That's my hot take. One move that'll make you go crazy.
Brooke
That's our hot take.
Chelsea
Yeah. And I've said too much.
Brooke
Well, thank you for coming on Top Tua. We will definitely not forget you.
Chelsea
Thank you so much for watching Tana.
Brooke
We will see you next, right? Hey, y'all. I hope you enjoyed the show. And if you haven't gotten yourself any talk to a merch.
Stevie
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Brooke
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Stevie
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Brooke
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Podcast Summary: Talk Tuah Ep. 13 - HOW TO AVOID GETTING CANCELLED W/ BROOKE SCHOFIELD
Episode Details:
The episode kicks off with light-hearted conversations between Chelsea and Brooke, touching on humorous anecdotes and personal quirks. Brooke introduces Stevie and Hartley, setting a casual and friendly tone for the discussion.
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Chelsea and Brooke delve into their personal relationships, discussing the challenges and triumphs of maintaining healthy relationships in the public eye. Chelsea opens up about her first healthy relationship, contrasting it with her past toxic experiences.
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The conversation shifts to the impact of cancel culture and online hate on their personal and professional lives. Brooke and Chelsea share their strategies for handling negative comments and maintaining their mental well-being amidst online scrutiny.
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The duo discusses their most embarrassing online moments, highlighting the pervasive nature of internet criticism. They emphasize the importance of resilience and not being defined by others' negative perceptions.
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Chelsea and Brooke explore the complexities of maintaining privacy in their relationships while being public figures. They discuss the balance between sharing personal life on social media and protecting their partners from public scrutiny.
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The conversation touches on various coping mechanisms they employ to handle stress and negativity. From buying hemp gummies to embracing humor, Chelsea and Brooke highlight the importance of self-care in sustaining their careers and personal lives.
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Towards the end of the episode, Chelsea and Brooke discuss their aspirations beyond the podcast. They reflect on personal growth, the evolution of their online personas, and the lessons learned from navigating cancel culture and maintaining authentic relationships.
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The episode wraps up with light-hearted questions and final remarks. Chelsea shares a personal anecdote about coping with stress in unconventional ways, while Brooke and Stevie contribute to the closing banter, reinforcing the supportive dynamic among the hosts.
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Conclusion: In Episode 13 of Talk Tuah, Brooke Schofield and Chelsea navigate through the intricate dynamics of cancel culture, online negativity, and maintaining healthy relationships. Through candid conversations and shared experiences, they offer insights into building resilience, emphasizing self-care, and fostering authentic connections both online and offline. This episode serves as a relatable guide for listeners aiming to sustain their personal and professional lives amidst the challenges of modern social media landscapes.