TALKING TALK TUAH - Talk Tuah Ep. 18

Summary

Podcast Summary: "TALKING TALK TUAH - Talk Tuah Ep. 18"

Title: TALKING TALK TUAH
Host: Haliey Welch
Guests: Cam and Pete
Release Date: April 22, 2025
Duration: Approximately 47 minutes

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Introduction and Guest Appearance

In Episode 18 of Talk Tuah, host Haliey Welch welcomes Cam and Pete, affectionately referred to as their "soul sisters" and the original "Talk Tuah Brothers" (00:00). Cam and Pete join the conversation to provide an in-depth critique of Talk Tuah's first season, aiming to offer constructive feedback to enhance the show's quality in its upcoming season.

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Season One Review: Constructive Critiques and Feedback

Cam and Pete embark on a comprehensive evaluation of the first season's production elements, assigning grades and offering specific feedback to help Talk Tuah grow and improve.

1. Camera Operations

   • Headroom:
     • Score: Low
       Cam remarks on the initial poor headroom, leading to Haliey feeling "sitting in the closet" (01:05).
     • Improvement: Notable upgrades in season two, such as privacy blinds, have addressed previous visibility issues (03:35).

2. Lighting Department

   • Score: A+
     They commend the lighting team for their exceptional work, highlighting a specific instance in the episode with Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley where a "light pops on behind Brianna Chicken Fry really added a lot to the episode" (01:20).

3. Script Supervision

   • Score: C
     Criticism arises from missing information regarding JoJo Siwa's new sports car, leading to awkward moments during rapid-fire questions (02:47). Haliey acknowledges the oversight, taking responsibility for the mistake (02:54).

4. Location Scouting

   • Score: F
     Initially placing Haliey in front of a Nordstrom rack with distracting backgrounds was problematic (03:35). The introduction of privacy blinds has significantly improved the setting, reducing unnecessary distractions (03:37).

5. Audio Quality

   • Score: B-
     While generally improved, the Mark Cuban episode suffered from numerous audio blips, possibly due to location-related noise (03:52). Cam expresses concern over potential sabotage but acknowledges overall progress (04:05).

6. Editing

   • Score: A-
     The editing team is praised for their nearly flawless work, despite minor glitches in the Holly Madison episode due to export problems (04:16). Cam advises double-checking export settings to prevent future issues (04:37).

7. Extras

   • Score: C
     While extras add variety, their overactivity behind glass paneling can distract from the main conversation (05:00). The presence of extras remains a point of contention but is seen as adding dynamism (05:01).

8. Art Department

   • Score: D
     Flaws in the set design, such as the crooked "Superwoman" sign and overexposed lettering, were highlighted as areas needing improvement (05:18). However, small details like a blue pumpkin were appreciated (05:55).
     Improvement: Enhanced set aesthetics and better attention to detail are anticipated in season two (05:56).

Cam and Pete conclude their review by expressing optimism about the improvements made and look forward to Talk Tuah's growth in the second season (06:13).

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Discussions on Specific Episodes and Guests

1. JoJo Siwa Episode:

   • Issues: Incorrect information about JoJo's sports car led to on-air confusion (02:47).
   • Haliey's Update: JoJo is going on tour, which Cam and Pete find exciting and acknowledge as a potential fix for previous errors (02:57).

2. Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley Episode:

   • Positive Feedback: The lighting added depth to the episode (01:20).
   • Tension Observed: Cam and Pete note underlying tensions related to personal matters, appreciating the ability to podcast through adversity (24:13).

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Personal Updates and Anecdotes

Cam and Pete share personal stories and updates, fostering a sense of camaraderie and relatability:

• Pookie's Career Change:

  • Pookie, presumably a pet or a mutual acquaintance, has transitioned from plumbing to a new job closer to home, reducing his daily commute (07:03).

• Pets and Family:

  • Discussions about dogs, including Helley's miniature blue heeler "Ellie" and plans to get Granny a new dog, add heartfelt moments to the episode (07:17; 20:56).

• Tax Season Woes:

  • Haliey humorously laments about not having filed taxes, prompting light-hearted banter about responsibility (09:24).

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Rapid-Fire Questions Segment

A lively rapid-fire segment engages Cam and Pete, revealing personal preferences and fostering playful interactions:

• Favorite Sandwiches:

  • Haliey prefers Panera Bread’s offerings and Jersey Mike's (33:17).

• Top Colors and Holidays:

  • Haliey's favorite colors include pink, red, and black, and she loves Halloween (34:46; 34:57).

• Favorite Athletic Interests:

  • Discussion about favorite sports and teams, with Haliey expressing a fondness for football and a playful banter about supporting the Eagles (36:00; 36:06).

• Music and Philosophers:

  • Cam and Pete compare Haliey and Chelsea to philosophers like Marshall McLuhan, Iris Murdoch, Michel Foucault, and Socrates, highlighting their analytical and questioning natures (46:55).

Notably, the segment includes humorous exchanges about personal habits, preferences in music, and hypothetical scenarios, such as how they'd like to be remembered (48:18; 49:16).

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Promotion of Paws Across America

Haliey takes a moment to promote her nonprofit organization, Paws Across America, dedicated to rescuing animals and supporting shelters nationwide (41:12). She emphasizes their achievements, such as saving puppies, donating supplies, and facilitating adoptions:

“We've saved pups, donated supplies, and helped long stay dogs get adopted.” — Chelsea (41:21)

“You can help, too. Go to hwpaws.org for more info. Every bit helps.” — Haliey (41:25)

The promotion underscores the show's commitment to charitable causes and engages listeners to contribute to animal welfare.

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Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode winds down, Cam and Pete discuss potential future guests and content ideas, including:

• Desired Guests: Reiterating a strong interest in having Josh Richards return to Talk Tuah, alongside mentions of Gavin Newsom and members of the LOL Podcast gang (25:40; 27:15).
• Content Ideas: Suggestions for doing a podcast in a rodeo setting or exploring Tokyo’s urban landscape, blending cultural experiences with podcasting (42:54).

The episode concludes with playful banter about hypothetical scenarios, such as a "badass funeral" with cannabis-themed elements, showcasing the hosts' unique humor and chemistry (46:55; 46:57).

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Notable Quotes:

• "It's incredible now being able to see how the sausage gets made." — Pete (00:50)

• "Script supervisor. This is going to be a C." — Pete (02:55)

• "You need to have some right angles in there, though. Yeah, you're just flat with line." — Cam (29:48)

• "We are students of podcasts and digital content." — Cam (00:20)

• "We love the criticism." — Haliey (04:40)

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Conclusion

Episode 18 of Talk Tuah serves as a collaborative effort between Haliey Welch and her seasoned podcasters, Cam and Pete, to reflect critically on the show's first season. Through honest evaluations, personal anecdotes, and engaging interactions, the episode underscores a commitment to growth, quality content, and community engagement. Listeners are left anticipating the enhancements and fresh dynamics that season two promises to bring.

Transcript

[Haley]

Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Talk to A. And today's guest, we got Cam and Pete, our soul sisters. The original talking Talk to A Brothers.

[Pete]

That's right. We are the official. Can I say official?

[Chelsea]

Yeah, of course. You've earned your spot.

[Haley]

You have.

[Pete]

Thank you for having us in.

[Cam]

Thank you.

[Haley]

So what made you guys want to, like, do a podcast about us?

[Cam]

Well, I mean, it's just such an honor to be here in the first place, but, I mean, we're. We're students of podcasts and digital content. I mean, before this, we were studying Mr. Beast's content library and covering that, breaking that down weekly, and then you guys came onto the scene, and, I mean, it's been awesome pivoting to podcasts, and there's just so much to break down. There's so much artistry that goes into each series, and so we just wanted to pay our respects to it.

[Haley]

Well, thank you.

[Pete]

It's incredible now being able to see how the sausage gets made.

[Cam]

Yeah. I just have to say, like, just coming in here, you have changed so much for season two. I mean, we were a little hard, I think, on season one, maybe. I mean, we're just.

[Haley]

No, we need your criticism.

[Pete]

Okay, well, if you want the criticism, I'd like to just go down a list real quick from the last season.

[Cam]

Yeah. Just get this out of the way.

[Pete]

Some of this. It's gonna hurt. It's medicine. It's only gonna help you guys grow.

[Cam]

And look, it looks like you're already off to a great start.

[Haley]

Season two, I think so.

[Pete]

So if we were to assign scores to the different members of production. Cam up. You're gonna get a nav.

[Haley]

Horrible, horrible.

[Pete]

Headroom on Chelsea consistently. I don't know why that was never addressed. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

[Chelsea]

It's okay.

[Haley]

I'm sitting in the closet.

[Pete]

They're not taking out Bad Headroom on me and Pete as revenge for speaking up about this.

[Chelsea]

Hey, look at them angles now, though.

[Cam]

Yeah, they look pretty good.

[Haley]

No one improved.

[Cam]

This is. This is awesome. A great operation. We want to give G and E an A plus. I mean, this is the lighting department. They knocked out of the ballpark on the episode with Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley, where they. There was a moment where a light pops on behind Brianna Chicken Fry really added a lot to the episode and, you know, added a lot of dimension to Brianna's angle.

[Pete]

And then when that went out, I think we saw a best boy go down to the basement, reset the circuit Breaker in a record time. I mean, the next close up on Brianna, that fill light was back on Backlight. Excuse me. And it was remarkable. Script supervisor. This is going to be a C. They left out information on or Excuse me, about JoJo Siwa's new sports car. When you were doing your rapid fire questions, you asked JoJo her car and she said, oh, I don't have that anymore. I sold it. I can't believe the script supervisor put you in that kind of predicament.

[Cam]

A little bit outdated.

[Pete]

It was precarious information at best.

[Haley]

I think I added that in there because I wanted to drive her car. I think that was me. By the way, did you guys see she's going on tour?

[Pete]

Jojo.

[Haley]

Yes. She's coming to our hometown. We're going, by the way.

[Cam]

Whoa, okay, wait, Haley. Haley may have been responsible for the Jojo flub. So we can bump the script script supervisor up to like a B. B minus up from the C at least.

[Haley]

Just cause it's my fuck up.

[Cam]

Yeah. Okay. Thank you for taking accountability. That's a sign of a great host. Then we have location scout. I'm gonna give them an F. Keep in mind this for season one, I think a lot of errors have been fixed because Chelsea in season one, they consistently placed you right in front of like in the middle of a Nordstrom rack. It looked like there was constantly clothing racks behind you in the glass paneling behind you.

[Pete]

I mean now you have privacy blinds.

[Chelsea]

So you can't see people walking back.

[Pete]

And for much better. I don't want it because when you're doing your rapid fire questions or talking, I don't want to be staring into the back of a wework.

[Chelsea]

Yeah, me neither.

[Haley]

I agree.

[Cam]

This is great progress made. Audio B minus. You know, on the.

[Pete]

That's generous.

[Cam]

It's generous. But honestly, I would give them a B if it wasn't for the Mark Cuban app.

[Pete]

The Mark Cuban.

[Cam]

That one had a record number of audio blips. I don't know if it was just because you were in Dallas. I don't know if there's a lot going on down there. Noise wise.

[Pete]

It feels felt to us like clear cutout sabotage. But my gears were grinded to oblivion.

[Haley]

Cut out sabotage. That sounds familiar, doesn't it?

[Pete]

I want to give the editor an A minus. You're almost there. I think there was a strange export problem with the Kodak on the Holly Madison episode. There were quite a few glitches. We're going to keep an eye on these things. Any details, matters make sure the export.

[Cam]

Is fully polished before you just double check those settings.

[Haley]

Yeah. Anything you guys don't like, you tell us, and we'll fix it.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

We love the criticism.

[Cam]

This is great to have this opportunity.

[Pete]

Do you want to just grab extras?

[Cam]

Yeah, Extras C. I mean, it's great to have the extras running around, adding variety to every shot, but sometimes they're doing too much, like, behind the glass paneling. I mean, we can see them just hustling and bustling a little too hard sometimes where it distracts from the conversation.

[Pete]

We're here to watch you two.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

So when there's again, too much of a whirlwind unseen, it can be distracting. Now, last but not least, art department. This is gonna be a tough pill to swallow. It's gonna be a D. Yeah. Your superwoman sign, the painting, awful that was up there, which you actually gave to us at the end of.

[Chelsea]

Yeah, we got. Right.

[Cam]

First recording. First attempt here.

[Pete]

We're gonna get into that. But it was just constantly in a.

[Haley]

Frame, and it was crooked.

[Pete]

And then, you know, your original sign, it was kind of, you know, your name was a little illegible.

[Cam]

Yeah. It just. The lettering was too close together. The kerning was a little bit too slight, and so it would be blown out with the overexposure. And so I think it looks like a definite improvement for season two, so I'm excited.

[Pete]

Huge improvement. And again, this is a D, because during the JoJo app, there was a blue pumpkin on the table, which really. I like that detail.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Did you?

[Pete]

I felt like someone was really thinking about the set and went the extra mile. That was you?

[Haley]

Yeah. Wait, so.

[Cam]

So if you did that, I think we can safely take them down to just a D D, because it seems like they aren't putting in the critical work needed. Okay, well, it seems like we're off to a great start in season two.

[Haley]

And season two will make you proud.

[Pete]

And we'll have a lot of improvement. Welcome back.

[Chelsea]

Thank you. Is there anything specific you guys want to see in season two?

[Pete]

Season two? Well, I mean, if there's any way you could have Josh Richards back on.

[Haley]

Okay, you can forget I think you.

[Chelsea]

Got a secret crush on Josh Richards.

[Pete]

I want to know his fifth favorite sport.

[Chelsea]

Okay, you got a point.

[Cam]

We got four. Might as well give us a fifth.

[Pete]

We brought gifts the first time. Yeah, and we're delivering a second time.

[Cam]

This is for Pookie because he's a plumber.

[Haley]

Okay, so I have bad news, guys. Since the last time you were here, is no longer a plumber.

[Cam]

What?

[Haley]

No.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

Okay. Got really cut. I'll give it to him, though. We need a new toilet. Plumber.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. Yeah. I mean, at home, plumbing is a whole different thing.

[Haley]

Yeah, exactly.

[Cam]

Industry plumbing.

[Haley]

Okay. So he started a new job where it's closer to home, where he don't have to drive, like, an hour in traffic to Nashville every day. So now I don't really know what you call excavating and raveling. Graveling.

[Pete]

Excavating rare minerals.

[Haley]

Please don't ask me very much about it. I don't know. I really don't.

[Cam]

Well, that's exciting.

[Haley]

And then he does pressure washing on the side, too.

[Cam]

Pressure wash. We should have gotten him a bulldozer.

[Pete]

Well, our question is, did Pookie get his new truck?

[Haley]

Well, actually, he didn't get a truck. He's always wanted a Jeep, so he got him a Jeep. He loves his Jeep and his ducks. We brought him back a duck from London, and it was like, this big.

[Chelsea]

He thinks he's too cool to do the. What is it, the duck trend?

[Haley]

No, he thought he was too cool to do the duck trend. But then when somebody gave him a duck, he was like, I love it.

[Pete]

Has he been stocking up on ducks? Because with tariffs and everything, they're gonna become really expensive rubber duckies, honestly.

[Haley]

Yeah, I could see that becoming expensive. Really unusual to think about, but he's got, like, five or six ducks that people have gifted him. I don't think he's given anyone. Are you taking notes?

[Pete]

Five or six?

[Haley]

Yeah, he's got five or six ducks on his posterity. He's got a Abraham Lincoln, a green one. I don't know what it's supposed to be. He's got a green goblin. I don't know. It's just green. It's like lime green.

[Chelsea]

Close in the dark.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay. That's fun.

[Chelsea]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And then the one way we brought him back from London, it's like a. What do you call those? The guards outside of the Buckingham Palace. Yeah, the guards.

[Cam]

You can't make them laugh. No matter how.

[Haley]

I couldn't get close enough to him. I was so upset, I wanted to touch one. Like, isn't that illegal 6ft policy. I'm such a badass. I just wanted to touch one.

[Cam]

We also did bring second gifts for each view. We brought you shirts from our podcast. It's just your names, you know, Pookie's name, Matt Rife's name, all the pivotal members of your show. And then we.

[Pete]

Our show.

[Cam]

Yeah. Thank You. I just.

[Haley]

I love it.

[Chelsea]

Are we getting commissioned for these?

[Cam]

What was that?

[Chelsea]

Are we getting commission?

[Cam]

We.

[Pete]

We'll definitely take a look at some pressure washers for Pookie.

[Cam]

Well, yeah, we'll chip in that one.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Haley]

Just get him some business. Yeah, he'd be happy.

[Cam]

We gotta get through tax season first, right?

[Haley]

Man, you telling me I'm barely standing after tax season. That has got me so up.

[Cam]

No fun.

[Haley]

Chelsea.

[Chelsea]

No, I have not filed my taxes.

[Haley]

It is the beginning of April. I was about to ask. I have to do this shit to her every year. Last year, I had to do it. I'm pretty sure the year before had to. She is the worst about doing your homework.

[Chelsea]

He is.

[Haley]

Oh, come on, baby.

[Cam]

Oh, no.

[Haley]

Ollie's our fifth. Our other guest. Our third guest, I guess.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Cam]

Y. Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Well, it was an honor having him. We'll see if he comes back.

[Pete]

If he's hungry enough, that wrangler right now. Yeah.

[Cam]

Maybe he got enough to eat. He'll be good to return in a bit. Okay.

[Haley]

He probably needs to frolic.

[Pete]

Can I take a second to commend you guys on your beautiful new studio?

[Haley]

Thank you. Actually, I've been very excited about it.

[Pete]

And privacy blinds, right?

[Cam]

Chelsea, you've been moved forward.

[Chelsea]

I feel like I'm more in the conversation now.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

I like this a lot.

[Chelsea]

Yeah, me, too.

[Haley]

Was it you guys that said something about her being in the clothes rack?

[Chelsea]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Yeah. You know, we put up a privacy curtain now, I guess some kind of curtains to conceal.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. Y'all critiquing worked.

[Cam]

Yeah. No more merch in the background.

[Haley]

We take constructed criticism.

[Cam]

No, this is.

[Pete]

I like this kind of grove behind you.

[Haley]

Oh, my lemon tree. Okay. I love lemons.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

And I've always wanted a lemon tree, but it won't, like, grow at home, but it grows here, so.

[Pete]

It's beautiful.

[Haley]

You smell it.

[Pete]

Everything in this studio is perfect. The only qualm I have. And this is just. If I were to give a little bit of critique here. I see an electrical outlet just above there.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. I also noticed that if anyone were.

[Pete]

To charge their phone, I just don't like that it would drape right through your name, which. The sign. That's beautiful. You can read that. But a white cord dangling there might.

[Cam]

Be a liability, somewhat of an issue. Could cause some kind of outage if things were to go awry. So, I mean, that's the only thing. But I want to get that out of the way. I mean, this is perfect for Season two.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah, this is perfect.

[Pete]

This. Mine are great.

[Haley]

I feel like we needed a refresh after season two, since I'm now the owner of Talk.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. I see you guys moved on from our podcast.

[Haley]

Yeah. That hurt a little bit.

[Chelsea]

It did.

[Haley]

I was like, damn, you had to. We kind of went MIA for a little.

[Cam]

Honestly, the research that we did over the last couple of weeks while Talk to it was on absence. I mean, we covered so many podcasts, and we have ideas for how you can grow your podcast in season two and beyond and guests you should have on. I don't know. I just have a straight hair.

[Haley]

Okay. One guest. A piece that you really want to see on here.

[Pete]

One guest. I'd like to see Josh Richards back on.

[Haley]

Okay, you stay patient with us. We have one guest that's really going to knock you out of your seat coming up.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Haley]

Don't wait till.

[Pete]

Specifically.

[Haley]

We're not gonna tell you too much.

[Cam]

That's fine.

[Haley]

We're very excited for her.

[Pete]

But there's. There's no hard feelings for the fact that we've been seeing other podcasts. I mean.

[Chelsea]

Oh, there is a little bit.

[Pete]

Talking. Talk to us.

[Chelsea]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cam]

We've been exploring companionship with other. Other podcasts and. But, I mean, look, we're glad you're back. And it wasn't you guys already improved at all.

[Pete]

It wasn't you guys at all. It was just more us wanting to kind of get out there a little.

[Cam]

Bit and just understand podcasts better ourselves.

[Haley]

And explore your options. Yeah. I can't be mad at you for it. I mean, we weren't around. We didn't have anything going on for y'all to talk about.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Which is a little strange. How do you devote your whole career, though, to talking about us at all?

[Cam]

People, we're students of podcasts. I mean, we. We. We spent some time studying before we. We jumped onto your show. I mean, before this, we actually were studying kind of digital content as a whole. We covered Mr. Beast for a little bit.

[Haley]

He's a cool guy.

[Pete]

Sorry we had to stop covering it. There were some allegations against Jimmy. We just decided it wasn't fair to us or our fans to continue covering it.

[Cam]

But luckily, you came onto the scene.

[Pete]

We found your Whitney Cummings pilot podcast episode, and it blew us away.

[Haley]

Yeah, good.

[Pete]

You guys are real industry disruptors.

[Chelsea]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah. Unintentionally, we unintentionally come out with a bang, didn't we? Y'all want some?

[Chelsea]

What is that, sparkling wine? You got it.

[Cam]

We can do it. Awesome. I've been practicing this.

[Haley]

Have you?

[Cam]

I mean, I. I pour cans, drinks.

[Pete]

And Can I pour you?

[Chelsea]

Oh, yeah.

[Haley]

Okay, so hear us out. We didn't have any orange juice for, like, a mimosa, so we have fanna. I swear it tastes the same, but it's, like, carbonated.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

Adds a little flavor to it.

[Pete]

I'm giving you a. A heavy pour.

[Chelsea]

Okay. It's okay.

[Cam]

Let me get one pour. Okay.

[Haley]

Oh, you. Oh, I could have handed it to you. I didn't know you were coming over here. Okay.

[Cam]

Okay. I think I do it like this.

[Pete]

And then you want to leave some room in there for the fanna.

[Cam]

Okay. How much?

[Pete]

This is perfect. Tell me when to stop.

[Chelsea]

That's good.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Haley]

Okay. So before we started, I learned something new about you too. Which one of you told me you smoked?

[Pete]

I used to smoke a lot. I used to be. They called me the Bong Master.

[Chelsea]

Why'd they call you that?

[Pete]

High school. I could rip bongs like crazy.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Haley]

The Bong Master.

[Pete]

I was like a dragon.

[Haley]

That is perfect.

[Pete]

My mouth out through my nose. Just the fattest fucking clouds.

[Haley]

So like a dragon? Yeah.

[Cam]

Yes, like a dragon. He's like a mythical beast.

[Haley]

Have you ever smoked?

[Cam]

He's gotten me to do it twice. Once on a beach.

[Haley]

On a beach.

[Cam]

And then the other time, we. When we were covering your Wiz Khalifa episode, we.

[Chelsea]

Oh, y'all smoked for that?

[Cam]

We smoked a little bit for that.

[Chelsea]

That was. That's smart.

[Cam]

And it. It was. It was interesting because I just have to add a little bit of Fanta because I got a little bit of Prosecco. I'll do it just to balance it out. That's good.

[Pete]

But Pete. We went to a dispensary in Los Feliz, and Pete was smoking out of a macaroni.

[Chelsea]

What?

[Pete]

He got al dente high.

[Cam]

Do you. Do you have pasta weed in Tennessee?

[Chelsea]

Because I never heard of that.

[Cam]

Oh, that's. That's true. I was.

[Haley]

It's very tragic.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I don't understand how that works, actually. Like, why is it legal in some states and others? It's just not so.

[Chelsea]

Good question.

[Cam]

You know, we got. We got Gavin Newsom, whose podcast we covered. I mean, I think he's all for legal weed from what I've heard, but. Yeah. So we went to this dispensary, and there's pasta in the end of this thing. And I've never. I didn't know that's a thing. We talked to some friend who confirmed that. That is. That wasn't Just a mistake blunt that they gave me. It's not even a blunt. What is a joint.

[Haley]

Yeah. I love a good joint.

[Cam]

Yeah, it wasn't a mistake. Apparently they do. They're supposed to put pasta in that now, so.

[Pete]

If you're smoking in la, get ready to puff on some rigatoni.

[Haley]

Okay, we need to try that. We just tried out. What app did we use?

[Chelsea]

The weed maps.

[Haley]

Y'all get weed?

[Chelsea]

Like doordash Door.

[Haley]

That's crazy.

[Cam]

I've seen the ads for that. That is actually not doordash for me, I think.

[Pete]

Pretty timely.

[Haley]

Yeah, I think it's pretty convenient. We ordered it in, like, what? I don't know.

[Chelsea]

Took like, 35 minutes.

[Haley]

It wasn't long at all. I thought it was pretty convenient. We were getting our hair done in our hotel room.

[Pete]

Do they leave a picture of the weed on the. In front of your door?

[Haley]

No. You have to open the door and show them your id.

[Cam]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Chelsea]

Did you.

[Pete]

Can we guess your sun signs?

[Chelsea]

Yes, please.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

He's not gonna. They're not gonna get mine, right?

[Pete]

I want to say you're both Pisces, aren't you?

[Chelsea]

Nope.

[Haley]

I am.

[Cam]

It's not Libra.

[Pete]

One out of two.

[Cam]

Okay, well, it's not Libra because that's mine and that's October. How many other ones are there? Do I have to choose from?

[Haley]

There's a good bit, actually. Okay, there's a.

[Pete]

We know you were seeing a guy that was a Taurus.

[Chelsea]

Right.

[Pete]

Previously.

[Chelsea]

Right.

[Pete]

You kicked him to the curb.

[Chelsea]

Right.

[Cam]

Are you Aries?

[Chelsea]

Yep.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Wow.

[Haley]

You guess that very. I just.

[Cam]

I. So I. You might have mentioned on another episode now that I'm, like, maybe going through the pool of my memories, and I think I remember.

[Chelsea]

God, you remembered.

[Pete]

Now it makes sense. With the Taurus.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. They don't. They don't click well.

[Haley]

Yeah, that one. We had a tick tock about it, actually, because he just. Do we talk about it on here, so maybe he'll grab the hint.

[Chelsea]

I feel bad.

[Haley]

I do, too.

[Pete]

Was he in the movie business? You said he was taking you to, like, movies that hadn't come out yet. Was he some sort of Hollywood mogul?

[Chelsea]

I didn't say that. Did I say that.

[Pete]

Or something?

[Chelsea]

I said that.

[Cam]

I think so.

[Chelsea]

I think I said we went to, like, the drive in.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

You guys know what a drive in is? Yeah, I think I might have said that. Maybe.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Maybe in terms of dating Pookies. Everything's going well with Pookie.

[Haley]

Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. You know that you talk to him a whole lot. It tickles the fire out of him. You text him. It does. He really likes you guys.

[Cam]

Well, when we. We came on the show the first time, we brought him a plumber's wrench, which I guess is no longer usable for him now too, with the career change. But after we. We gave it to you to pass along to him. Yeah, he. He hit us up and we're trying to plan a boys trip to Nashville.

[Haley]

Boys trip? Why are we not.

[Chelsea]

What the hell?

[Cam]

I think boys trip for us.

[Pete]

I think it would be us, Pookie, and then Pawpaw.

[Cam]

But you'd probably be an expert too. We'd meet you.

[Pete]

And I'd love to meet Granny as well.

[Haley]

Okay. You'd definitely get a kick out of Granny. She'd be like, oh, look at his little face. She'd be trying to paint you and stuff.

[Pete]

Pinch me.

[Haley]

Yeah, like, you know. You know how old people are.

[Cam]

Is that good for your skincare routine?

[Pete]

Does she have a strong grip? I'm not gonna leave a mark.

[Haley]

She used to have a strong grip when I'd like, get smart with her or something when I was younger. And she'd like, get a wooden spoon that you cook with out of the drawer and pop me in the mouth with it, which give her props. It gives you character. And you learn not to back talk.

[Cam]

But yeah.

[Pete]

Now, is there any chance of Granny rekindling the flame with pawpaw?

[Haley]

Oh, you're talking about my pawpaw. I thought she. Okay, okay.

[Pete]

I would hang out with either of you guys. Pawpaw.

[Chelsea]

My pawpaw's pretty cool.

[Haley]

Please tell about your pawpaw on his back scratcher. He's so sweet.

[Chelsea]

He. I went to his house the other day cuz we had like tornadoes going on and they have a basement. So I went over there and he just pulls out a back scratcher. And he was like, I'm gonna get you and Haley one of these. And I was like, okay, slay.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Cam]

It's like it has claws. Is it?

[Haley]

Yeah, like a hand.

[Chelsea]

That was random.

[Haley]

I do need to go see my papa when I get back. I haven't seen him in a minute.

[Pete]

Is he still in the back house?

[Haley]

Yeah, in his little cabin. He just don't come out much when it's cold.

[Cam]

That's fair.

[Pete]

Which I don't hibernating during.

[Cam]

Yeah, I hate the cold too.

[Haley]

Which Granny normally goes up there and hangs out with him, but I don't think she's went up There in a minute.

[Cam]

Really? Not even for breakfast? I remember you.

[Haley]

Yeah, we're talking about breakfast. She does go up there and eat breakfast.

[Cam]

The breakfast hanging out.

[Haley]

Well, see, I kind of wonder. But then again, I'm like, okay, I don't need to let my mind wander too much, you know?

[Cam]

That's fair. Yeah.

[Haley]

But you know what, girl? You old enough. You go have some fun.

[Pete]

But do you think she's so emotionally interested in Pawpaw? It seems like, from what we've heard, she kind of. She yearns for the emotional intimacy from Pawpaw, but she wants to keep things a little fuzzy, saying, you're out there, I'm in here, I want to be close. I crave that intimacy, But I'm also pushing away. It's a codependency kind of thing.

[Haley]

I don't know. I can't really tell about her. She says, oh, me and him's just friends. But anytime he has, like, a woman or something up there at his house, she's peeking out, the blondes being nosy, and she's like, who's that bitch? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know who that is. You know how she is.

[Cam]

She hasn't brought a wooden spoon out to any of them, though.

[Haley]

No.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

She's the sweetest thing ever. You wouldn't know. She, like, would whoop your ass if you met her, so. But she would. She'd whoop your ass in a heartbeat.

[Cam]

Yeah. I won't mess with Granny.

[Haley]

Yeah. I'm gonna end up having to pry my dog away from her when I get a house.

[Cam]

It's gonna be tough.

[Haley]

Which, we're an apartment right now, so, like, you can't have all your dogs. Yeah, but I have, like, a miniature blue heeler that I've had for. When did I get her? When I was 15.

[Chelsea]

Something like that.

[Haley]

Oh, my God. She's getting old. That makes me so sad. She's six or seven. That makes me so sad. In our years and dog years, she's, like, 50. That makes me feel so bad.

[Cam]

Coming up on midlife crisis.

[Haley]

But Granny's made her, like, so fat. She looks like a. What should I even call her?

[Chelsea]

I don't know. But you can't take her away from Granny. She'll be lonely.

[Haley]

No, I will get Granny a new dog. Like, I'll get her, like, a little. A smaller dog or something. But she can't have my poor Ellie.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Which I still have my European Great Dane, too. He's a dumbass.

[Cam]

But neither of these are in your apartment.

[Haley]

There's no way the Great Dane's in the apartment.

[Cam]

Whoa. That's crazy. To sneak. Be able to sneak that in.

[Haley]

And I've done come to the conclusion of, like, what kind of animals I want. I will have peacocks.

[Cam]

Nice.

[Haley]

Have you ever heard them, like, yell, like, help me.

[Pete]

I. I've heard them yell in a canyon once.

[Haley]

In a canyon.

[Pete]

Scared the hell out of me in.

[Cam]

Topanga, when were you.

[Pete]

Oh, where the hell is a man with a peacock? And Topanga? You'll hear him.

[Haley]

You went to Topanga? Where's that?

[Cam]

It's near Malibu. It's like, on the way out towards the beach out here.

[Haley]

I thought that was.

[Chelsea]

You got a really good swirl going on there.

[Cam]

It does sound that way.

[Pete]

How's your. How's your swirl? Can you give it here? Put your wrist in it. Chelsea. There you go.

[Cam]

I don't know if I, I. I'll never get.

[Pete]

You're swirling with your fingers, not your, you know, get your palm of your hand. Stir that up.

[Cam]

How are you doing?

[Pete]

A little bit more torque in there. Start the swirling. There you go.

[Cam]

Do I have enough to make it count?

[Pete]

Yeah. And don't be afraid to spill a drop.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Because the less. Do not worship fear with us.

[Chelsea]

Right.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

Am I doing it?

[Pete]

That thing go. That's great. That's great progress.

[Haley]

That's great progress.

[Cam]

I don't think I got it.

[Chelsea]

I don't think you have enough.

[Cam]

That might be it.

[Haley]

So how's Yalls love life going?

[Cam]

It's going well.

[Pete]

It's going great.

[Haley]

Still got your girlfriends? I say still. Like, we've already talked about this, but, yeah. Had to redo it.

[Cam]

Our. Our own pookies are at home.

[Haley]

What's their names?

[Cam]

Fun. Mine is named Candy, and then mine is named Randy.

[Chelsea]

That's not their real name. What?

[Pete]

It's Miranda and Candy.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. I was about to say Randy and Candy.

[Haley]

Randy and Candy. That's perfect.

[Pete]

Can I give Randy a shout out so that be okay?

[Chelsea]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Randy, I love you.

[Haley]

Say, will you marry me? I was like, no way.

[Cam]

That would be.

[Chelsea]

How long have y'all been together?

[Cam]

Surprised me.

[Pete]

We've been together almost four years and.

[Chelsea]

You haven't popped the question. Wait, about that time.

[Haley]

Brother first, how old are y'all?

[Pete]

We're 26.

[Haley]

20. Both of you?

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Haley]

You have the time to be getting married?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Chelsea]

Also, are we gonna get invited to the wedding?

[Pete]

Of course.

[Haley]

Can we please get the best man speech?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

You would be my. Would you be My bridesmaids or.

[Chelsea]

Yeah, hear me out.

[Haley]

When I do get married, I will probably have, like, a maid of honor. That is a man. It'll be my cousin Hunter. Like, I'm so serious.

[Chelsea]

That makes sense.

[Haley]

I mean, how could he not be? Yeah, you get a kick out of my cousin Hunter, too. You probably saw him in, like, the Zach Brian stuff. He's got curly blonde hair.

[Pete]

Wait, sorry, I'm. I'm thinking of Zach.

[Cam]

Zach Brown.

[Chelsea]

No, Brian. The one that dated.

[Haley]

Yes. So when we done the stuff with Zach Brian, like, all his team, like, the progress of getting ready, like, there was a saying from that. It was like this Pookie. Like, before I come out with Pookie, and he was, like, blonde. He had curly hair, and they're like, oh, we found Pookie. That's not Pookie. That is my cousin. That's, like, one of my best friends.

[Pete]

Now, when you guys were recording with Brianna and Grace, did you feel any tension?

[Haley]

Yeah, we definitely felt a lot of tension.

[Chelsea]

Not, like, against each other, but you could definitely tell Brie was going through a breakup. Yeah, but she wasn't public with it.

[Haley]

Yet, which we guessed it before it happened, I'd say.

[Chelsea]

And, like, her and Grace's. That. That was a little. They had a little tension going on.

[Pete]

Primordial stirrings of. And her going to Alex Cooper's network. Correct.

[Cam]

Yeah, but what a gift it is to be able to podcast through such adversity. I mean, got to give it up. Both of them.

[Haley]

Did we get the last podcast with them two together?

[Cam]

I think you did.

[Haley]

That's a. All of it.

[Cam]

You made history.

[Chelsea]

Hell, yeah.

[Cam]

It's awesome, man.

[Haley]

I think she's doing really good at the Unwell Network, though, isn't she?

[Chelsea]

Yeah. Grace.

[Haley]

I need to watch one of her podcasts. She's so funny.

[Cam]

We broke down Alex Cooper's. Or I call her Daddy. We did an episode of that the other week. She's got that down to a science. I mean, her set is pristine. No flaws.

[Pete]

The sign behind them is. We ran it through a simulation. Perfectly centered. Is it the caller Daddy sign? Perfectly centered. Shout out to them. I mean, that's just working overtime to center that thing.

[Chelsea]

We need someone to center that.

[Cam]

We did point out that there was a laundry basket in front of a fireplace. It seemed, like, alarmingly close to the fireplace. Just as a fire hazard. I mean, Alex, you might want to consider adjusting it forward a little bit.

[Haley]

But keep doing what you're doing. We love you.

[Pete]

Yeah, but again, even if it is Just a prop. What kind of message does that send to people podcasting at home?

[Haley]

Get your house on fire.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Chelsea]

Oh, you guys never answer the question, who do you all want to see on this podcast? Besides Josh?

[Pete]

Love to see Josh, but any of the past guests would be incredible.

[Haley]

Again, truly. Again.

[Chelsea]

Why would we do it again?

[Haley]

Okay, so one guest that we did have, and it was, like, pre recorded, but we don't have the pre records, obviously. That's why you're here. Again, thank you again.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Tana, you wanna have Tanner. You got a kick out of that episode. We did, like, I don't know if we could even.

[Chelsea]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

What happened?

[Chelsea]

Well, we talked about, like, Christmas. It was around Christmas.

[Haley]

It's like, speaking of Christmas, right?

[Chelsea]

Yeah, it was like, during the holidays, we were wearing Christmas pajamas and we talked about the holidays. So they was like, boobs.

[Haley]

Yeah, I think I brought that up.

[Cam]

That's a pretty good conversation.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's what I was trying to do. It's a really fun episode, though. It's something I've looked forward to. And then it really upset me. I didn't get to release it, but.

[Pete]

Well, could she come back on the pod?

[Haley]

Okay. It was really hard getting her here, like, to begin with.

[Chelsea]

She has a chaotic schedule.

[Haley]

Yeah. Which we do too, sometimes. Like, we don't. When you have two people that are hard to coordinate with, they don't mix well together. But I will. I'll make an exception, like, trying to get her back.

[Cam]

You'll find out.

[Pete]

This is our plea Pete to Tana. Yeah, Tana, if you're watching this, come back.

[Chelsea]

We miss you.

[Pete]

Please.

[Haley]

And we love you, Mom.

[Cam]

You need it on Talk to a.

[Haley]

Tana's like the hot mom you need.

[Cam]

Yeah, but I mean, we. We also just companioned the Good Guys podcast. It's Josh Peck from Drake and Josh.

[Chelsea]

Oh, yeah.

[Cam]

Would be a fun guest.

[Haley]

Okay. That would be very fun if you.

[Cam]

Could get Gavin Newsom, governor of California. He'd be a huge get.

[Haley]

Is he a governor?

[Cam]

Yeah. Now podcast.

[Pete]

Yep.

[Haley]

Does he?

[Cam]

Yeah. Yeah. If you could get him one, that could be a big, huge poll.

[Pete]

No, I don't want to pick names out of a hat. Any of them would do, but the LOL Gang. The LOL Podcast gang.

[Cam]

Yeah. There's five of them.

[Chelsea]

I don't know about it.

[Pete]

They do skits. They do sketches. They do.

[Haley]

Wait, who's in that?

[Cam]

We got Cash Baker, Maverick Baker. We got Kenzie. Kenzie, Katie or Kate. And Harper is the fifth.

[Haley]

I don't know who that Is.

[Cam]

I don't know their last offense.

[Haley]

Guys, I'll look into you after this.

[Cam]

Kenzie and Kate are married to Cash and Maverick. But then Harper's fifth Wheeling in a bit, but holding it down all the same. But great program getting any of them a huge blessing.

[Haley]

Hear us out. We really want Jelly Roll and Bunny on.

[Cam]

Okay. I can see that would be a big get, too.

[Haley]

I think they'd be so fun to talk to which. I met Jelly Roll. Were you with me one time when I met Jelly?

[Chelsea]

I don't think so.

[Haley]

I was looking for my doordash and he just happened, like, summit out of the door behind me because, like, my door dash went the wrong way, so I was like, where in the hell did it go? Found it. Found Jelly Roll, too. Nicest guy I've ever met.

[Pete]

He's a Nashville guy, right?

[Haley]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I hope I can get him in Nashville.

[Chelsea]

He just opened up his own bar in Nashville. You guys need to come to Nashville.

[Haley]

Go downtown, Pooky.

[Pete]

Get ready if we're coming.

[Chelsea]

Yeah, Pooky storms on the way. We're going, too, though. I don't care.

[Pete]

Category five tequila event.

[Haley]

Yeah, tequila. I'll keep that. You want some vodka?

[Chelsea]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I ain't drinking.

[Cam]

I can't do vodka.

[Haley]

I don't.

[Cam]

Whiskey.

[Chelsea]

Maybe we'll take y'all line dancing or something.

[Haley]

I don't even know how to line dance. So, I mean, it's kind of just. No, we'll figure it out.

[Pete]

Can we go square dancing as well now?

[Haley]

I probably have more of an idea to do that than line dancing.

[Pete]

I'd rather square than line.

[Cam]

Well, a square is just four.

[Haley]

Square dance.

[Chelsea]

I don't really know the difference.

[Cam]

So you do. Four times over.

[Pete]

You have some right angles in there, though. Yeah, you're just flat with line.

[Haley]

Okay, what are you writing about us on your notepad?

[Cam]

Just about line dancing.

[Pete]

Just writing that tequila's out of the picture for Pookie. Yeah.

[Haley]

Okay. You're also gonna dog sit while you're there, too.

[Cam]

Okay. How so? How many do you have? You have the Blue Healer, you said. What?

[Haley]

You say it like that. You don't know what a Blue Healer is?

[Cam]

I actually don't cow dog. Okay. Okay.

[Haley]

But I have a mini one.

[Pete]

Okay. Instead of barking, does he low?

[Haley]

What does that mean?

[Pete]

Lowing?

[Haley]

Lowing doesn't sound that cows me like.

[Cam]

Yeah, right.

[Haley]

You don't. Y'all ever seen a cow.

[Cam]

Just sit through a car driving by?

[Haley]

Okay, so here's a good content idea. Instead of taking Johnny we're gonna take them and make them do, like, normal. Tennessee.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. Do you guys be down?

[Pete]

I'd love to.

[Chelsea]

Have y'all been to Nashville?

[Pete]

I've never been.

[Cam]

I haven't.

[Chelsea]

You have to come.

[Haley]

I think it'd be fun.

[Cam]

Do you have lassos down there? I don't know if that's a good question. Do you use lassos or anything down there?

[Haley]

I mean, they do if they have, like, a rodeo or something.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

You ever been to a rodeo?

[Cam]

I haven't, so it'd be my first.

[Chelsea]

All right, we got rodeo and line dancing.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Now, are those mutually exclusive, or can we do those all in one go?

[Chelsea]

Yeah, we can do it in a day, honestly.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

I don't see why not.

[Pete]

I like that.

[Haley]

I think they'd have fun in the bars in Nashville.

[Chelsea]

We got to meet Randy and Candy, too. Those sound like strippers.

[Haley]

They should come with us.

[Cam]

They both do other work. Yeah, Randy works, you know, in music.

[Chelsea]

And Candy's not a stripper.

[Cam]

No, she's doing tattoo. She's becoming a tattoo artist.

[Chelsea]

Oh.

[Haley]

Does she need a dummy for a bit?

[Cam]

What was that?

[Haley]

Does she need a dummy?

[Cam]

I mean, if you're. You're willing.

[Haley]

I mean, I'm itching to get stuck with a needle. Okay, that sounds like I'm a heroin addict. Sorry.

[Cam]

Okay, well, I. Yeah, no, she'd be.

[Haley]

Happy I'm not my mom's daughter.

[Cam]

Excuse me. She's still sort of fresh to it. She's just been doing it for, like, a month or so. I mean, she'd been training for a while, but now she's, like, doing.

[Haley]

So does she draw or anything before?

[Cam]

Yeah, she. She does drawing all the time.

[Haley]

Yeah. Tell her if she needs a canvas.

[Cam]

Okay. She would actually be thrilled.

[Haley]

I would be very thrilled myself.

[Cam]

Let her know.

[Pete]

How long are you guys in LA for?

[Haley]

We leave in the morning. Oh.

[Pete]

I was going to say, we'd love to invite you guys on our show to recap this episode.

[Chelsea]

Oh, yeah, we have to.

[Haley]

We got to do that. Oh.

[Chelsea]

To critique this one. Okay. And you can.

[Pete]

Randy and Candy there.

[Haley]

That'd be fun. They live here too, right?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Are they from here?

[Pete]

Yeah, Miranda's from here.

[Cam]

Candace is from Ohio originally.

[Haley]

Ohio.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

But she's been out here from Ohio. No, it was Chanel's mom I'm thinking of. Good Lord. You guys are from here?

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Right.

[Pete]

We're from outside of Philly. Pete, why'd you lie?

[Haley]

I said, why'd you lie?

[Cam]

Wait, did I say yeah?

[Pete]

You said yeah. We're from outside of Philly.

[Haley]

Where's Phil?

[Cam]

Oh, I. I missed that.

[Haley]

Is that Philadelphia, right?

[Cam]

Yeah, just Pennsylvania. Have you been there?

[Haley]

No. I want to go to Pennsylvania.

[Cam]

We don't have line dancing or rodeos, but we got, like, Wawa. We got cheesesteaks.

[Haley]

What's wawa?

[Cam]

It's, you know, our pride and joy. It's a gas station where you can order kind of. They have, like, a counter where you order whatever food you want, and they.

[Pete]

Get a meatball sub at a gas station.

[Haley]

I feel like I've seen that on TikTok.

[Cam]

It tastes great. They have some in Florida, I think.

[Pete]

They'Re mostly down the East Coast, I think.

[Haley]

I really feel like I've seen that somewhere. Wawa.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Pete]

There's wawa and then there's sheets in more western pa. I think the biggest appeal of sheets is their soda caves. You can walk in and it's just nothing but soda.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Pete]

But Wawa has Siptopia over the summer, where you can get any craft cocktail for or beverage for, I think, 15% off, which is pretty awesome.

[Cam]

And they got hoagie fest, too.

[Pete]

Yep.

[Cam]

Have you ever had a hoagie?

[Haley]

I got hoagie sandwich.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

I'm a big sandwich person.

[Cam]

I never know what it's called wherever.

[Haley]

Because hoagie sounds my favorite word, but hoagie.

[Cam]

I wasn't sure if it's more northeast than or what.

[Pete]

Well, would you guys actually mind if we do. Chelsea, take your job for a second. Do rapid fire questions.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Pete]

Just going off that.

[Haley]

Oh, her or me?

[Pete]

Both of you guys. This is gonna be really rapid fire. All right, let's start with. What's your favorite sandwich?

[Haley]

My favorite sandwich.

[Pete]

So we'll go you and then Chelsea.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Haley]

From anywhere.

[Pete]

Top three sandwiches.

[Haley]

Top three sandwiches. Panera bread.

[Pete]

Mm.

[Haley]

Jersey Mike's.

[Chelsea]

That's on a sandwich he's talking about.

[Pete]

You can do change.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Haley]

Oh, like what kind? Yeah, I like turkey, ham, and bologna.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Pete]

I like that.

[Cam]

I love true.

[Chelsea]

I like a McChicken sandwich.

[Cam]

Okay. Brand loyalty.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. Number one.

[Pete]

And then number two.

[Chelsea]

Number two.

[Cam]

Fish fillet.

[Chelsea]

Hell, no. Probably like a turkey sandwich, I'd say.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

Yep.

[Pete]

Number three.

[Haley]

Oh, I feel like you like BLTs.

[Chelsea]

Yeah. BLT. There we go. Yeah.

[Pete]

Now keep my. This is rapid fire, so this is gonna go like lightning.

[Cam]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Cam]

Top three animals. Guessing dogs. Gotta be one of them.

[Haley]

Dogs.

[Chelsea]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I like frogs and ducks.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

Dogs.

[Haley]

Do you like any other animals?

[Chelsea]

Yeah, I don't have favorites, though.

[Haley]

I only see you interact with, like, dogs, though.

[Chelsea]

Probably a dog. Maybe like a goat. I'm not a fan of goats. Trying to think of stuff we see at the zoo.

[Haley]

Gorillas.

[Chelsea]

I like gorillas.

[Pete]

Top three colors.

[Haley]

Pink, red, and black.

[Chelsea]

Red, blue, and white. Go America.

[Cam]

Okay, Favorite holiday.

[Haley]

Halloween.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

Easter.

[Cam]

Okay, so that's coming up. That's a big one for you.

[Chelsea]

No, actually, fourth of July. That's my favorite.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

You guys actually want to, like, hide Easter eggs from each other and go.

[Cam]

Find them in Nashville?

[Pete]

I'd love to, dude.

[Haley]

I'd have so much fun. I don't give a fuck. I think that'd be fun. And put, like, joints in the Easter eggs. That'd be fun. Or like, little mini shots.

[Pete]

Favorite episode of Talk to a Wiz Khalifa.

[Chelsea]

Yep.

[Pete]

Wow.

[Haley]

For sure.

[Cam]

Was it because the smoking.

[Haley]

He's just like a really down to earth guy.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Like, there's so much more to him than, like, what you see on the Internet. Like, you don't know a thing about him on the Internet besides, like, he does music.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And smokes a lot of weed. There's so much more to him.

[Cam]

That's all I know about it. But yeah, he opened up on that episode.

[Haley]

Yeah, he did. He's cool as a cucumber.

[Chelsea]

It's very comfortable to talk to. Yeah.

[Haley]

He gets some good advice, too.

[Cam]

It's awesome.

[Haley]

Love that guy.

[Cam]

Favorite ice cream flavor.

[Haley]

Butter pecan.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

Red velvet.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Favorite sport.

[Haley]

I understand football, so I'm gonna go with football.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

And you are an Eagles fan, is that correct?

[Chelsea]

No.

[Cam]

You were wearing Eagles gear in the Holly Madison episode.

[Pete]

Was that a fake out?

[Chelsea]

Yeah, it was fake.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Chelsea]

Sorry. You caught me.

[Cam]

Good a time as any to get on board.

[Haley]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. That's not crazy.

[Chelsea]

I'm more of a college football. Yeah. I like Tennessee.

[Haley]

She always wears, like, sweatshirts and stuff, like football teams.

[Chelsea]

But I mean, I'm not opposed to the Eagles.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

I ban the Eagles.

[Cam]

That's a good one, too.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Do we have. I think we have a couple more rapid fires. Yeah.

[Cam]

Favorite soda.

[Haley]

Okay, hear me out. I'm a juice girl.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

I like juice.

[Chelsea]

Dr. Pepper.

[Cam]

Okay. Dr. Pepper. And then what's your favorite suit? Juice. Can't even talk.

[Haley]

Black cran. Pineapple.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

But if I had to pick a favorite soda, it's probably cherry Coke.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Pete]

Favorite song?

[Chelsea]

Song. That's hard.

[Haley]

My favorite song right now.

[Chelsea]

I say Dreams by Fleetwood. Fleetwood Mac.

[Haley]

That ain't my favorite song.

[Chelsea]

That's mine.

[Pete]

Excellent choice, Chelsea.

[Haley]

That is a good song. Though.

[Cam]

You got a favorite band, you can just go with that, I guess.

[Haley]

I don't know. I really like Jesse Murph and I don't know, I'm not picky. I like old like rock music.

[Cam]

Sick.

[Haley]

That's my.

[Cam]

It's fun.

[Haley]

Fleetwood Mac is good though.

[Cam]

And then just last one is favorite food.

[Chelsea]

Chinese food.

[Haley]

Seafood.

[Cam]

Okay.

[Haley]

You guys eat seafood?

[Cam]

We do. I don't love shellfish, but I'll eat other. I love fish.

[Haley]

You like crab?

[Pete]

You told me that.

[Cam]

Not really.

[Pete]

I'm only learning seafood.

[Haley]

You don't like crab? What about shrimp?

[Cam]

I do shrimp.

[Chelsea]

Huh.

[Pete]

This guy can eat po boys like no one's business.

[Cam]

I don't really see.

[Haley]

I don't like po boys. Like, I want it like. I'm not a fan of like much fried like seafood. I want it like.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I don't know. Bold. Will like sauce up on it. Yeah, Bold. Say oh.

[Cam]

Broiled.

[Haley]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Cam]

Oil. Yeah, you said uhl. Almost say it.

[Pete]

Broiled.

[Cam]

No, like, you know, what you put in your gas or what you put in your car, you know. Oh, sorry.

[Pete]

Gasoline.

[Chelsea]

Exactly. That's what I said when they asked me.

[Haley]

That's something we've had to like, figure out too. Like when people talk different than us, we're like, oh, you say oil too, don't you?

[Chelsea]

I think I say oil.

[Haley]

Oil. I say oh. I lived with an old woman my whole life though, so of course I say oh. Okay.

[Pete]

Water.

[Chelsea]

Supposed to say what?

[Cam]

In Philly, people say water. So technically that's how we should say it. We say water.

[Haley]

Water.

[Chelsea]

Okay, we have a few rapid fire questions for you guys too.

[Haley]

You go then I.

[Chelsea]

Who do you ship me with and.

[Pete]

Why I would ship you with one of Haley's cousins. I think it's only fitting.

[Haley]

I don't know if I got any. I was gonna say fancy.

[Pete]

Well, given that pookie.

[Chelsea]

Right. Yeah. See what you're gonna trade.

[Haley]

Cade tried to move in one time.

[Chelsea]

He tried, but he did not succeed.

[Haley]

I don't know if I have any cousins. You? That would just tickle your fancy.

[Chelsea]

What about you, Pete?

[Cam]

That would have been my go to as well. Okay, I'm trying to think other. Valley green.

[Haley]

Raleigh Green.

[Cam]

Yeah, I'll go with Riley Green.

[Chelsea]

Hell yeah.

[Haley]

How'd you guys know?

[Cam]

I've been thinking.

[Haley]

Okay. I already asked you, who should we invite on top to it next. Okay, that makes me uncomfortable right there. Did we already ask them their favorite episode?

[Chelsea]

No.

[Haley]

Yeah. What's your guys's like favorite episode?

[Cam]

We've done it's gotta be like a Josh Richard.

[Haley]

What is the obsession with him, Daz? Like, what is it?

[Pete]

When he opened up on the podcast and talked about his three favorite sports, that, like, blew me away.

[Chelsea]

Right.

[Haley]

What was his answer? Do you remember?

[Cam]

It was hockey, basketball, and football, but.

[Pete]

It wasn't because of those. It's because he also added golf as his fourth.

[Chelsea]

Yeah.

[Pete]

And beyond.

[Haley]

Do you like golfing?

[Cam]

Never done it. I've done many.

[Haley]

Let Pookie take you. He loves to golf.

[Cam]

Okay. He's got a nice driver. Is that. Is there a nine? Is there like a nine club or something?

[Haley]

I think there's nine holes. Maybe that's what I'm getting mixed up with, I think. Don't ask me and don't hold me to that. I don't know anything about golf.

[Pete]

You know what? If you're gonna say Josh, though. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna venture out.

[Cam]

You're gonna push back.

[Pete]

I'm just gonna say. I'm actually gonna say. And this might stir up some controversy because I know it got pronounced a little differently here and there. Was it with Dasha, Dasha, dasha, dasha, or was it Dasha, Dasha, dasha, or Dasha Dasha? According to her, it was dasha Dasha.

[Cam]

But there was still some, like, discrepancy throughout the episode.

[Haley]

That would be my fault because I forget and I just read it how it looks. So.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

But we really did like her, too. She was.

[Chelsea]

Yeah, she was one of my favorite.

[Haley]

Quick break, y'all. I want to tell you about Paws Across America, my nonprofit helping rescue animals and shelters across America.

[Chelsea]

We've saved pups, donated supplies, and helped long stay dogs get adopted.

[Haley]

You can help, too. Go to hwpaws.org for more info. Every bit helps.

[Chelsea]

If you love animals and you don't suck, you're invited to join our army.

[Haley]

Of animal lovers Again, that's hwpaws.org let's save some tails together.

[Pete]

Imagine going down on a Crunchwrap supreme while you're just podcasting.

[Haley]

People would make fun of me how I eat, though.

[Pete]

How do you eat?

[Haley]

I like, scarf it down.

[Pete]

That's okay.

[Haley]

Which, I'll give her props. She ate all her Taco Bell last night before I even got halfway through.

[Chelsea]

Mom, you did I that up.

[Haley]

She's also very, very hungry, so.

[Cam]

Clean plate club. There's nothing left.

[Pete]

Do you both like Baja Blast?

[Haley]

Yes.

[Chelsea]

Yes.

[Haley]

Love Baja Blast.

[Pete]

Do you. Do either of you like Code Red?

[Chelsea]

No.

[Haley]

Actually, yeah. Mountain Dew. I've tried it. I really like it.

[Pete]

Last time we were here, did you like it?

[Haley]

Yeah, I've had him before.

[Chelsea]

I thought you gave it to Pookie.

[Haley]

Yeah, I let him drink it. He drinks okay, but if I have to drink what I will, I just.

[Pete]

Don'T drink riled up from it.

[Haley]

No, absolutely not. He's a soda drinker.

[Pete]

If I have that, I can't let.

[Cam]

Him have too much for bit. We had it. We had a mean streak of drinking and he was, you know, feeling the effects full hand. And then I, you know, it messes me up a bit too, but we weaned off it and now we kind of do it once a month maybe.

[Haley]

So you get tore up from the floor up off a code Red. Yeah, I understand.

[Pete]

I'll be up till four in the morning just staring at my wall Sound.

[Haley]

Like that if I drink monsters. So that's why I don't really drink them much anymore. Yeah, it's bad insomnia.

[Cam]

What if you did a podcast in a rodeo? Tennessee.

[Haley]

What about Tokyo?

[Cam]

Oh, Tokyo.

[Haley]

I want to go to Tokyo really bad.

[Cam]

A Tokyo rodeo.

[Haley]

Not Tokyo rodeo, but just Tokyo. They like live in the future over there. I want to go see it.

[Cam]

You've been?

[Pete]

I've. I've been. And I will say just something as simple as, like, taking the train around will blow your mind.

[Haley]

Just the train.

[Pete]

It's just so convenient. Quick, easy, clean fun.

[Haley]

It's clean.

[Pete]

It's incredible. Everything over there is incredible.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Chelsea]

I actually rode the tube in London.

[Pete]

Did you find the gap over there?

[Haley]

What was it called?

[Chelsea]

The tube.

[Haley]

What's another word for tube? Some people don't know what a tube is.

[Chelsea]

That's what they called it was the train.

[Haley]

Is it a train?

[Chelsea]

That's what we call it.

[Cam]

Subway.

[Haley]

Yeah. I've never been on a subway before. They say the one in New York's like, disgusting. So I was like, germs.

[Cam]

Yeah. It's not the cleanest. I mean, that will still get you from place to place.

[Haley]

I mean, I had fun riding on it. I like seeing everything, like up under there. I thought it was fun.

[Cam]

Yeah. In la, the, you know, we don't have much public transit. It's pretty tough out here. You got to drive everywhere.

[Pete]

But have you guys been enjoying la, what you've seen of it? Going out.

[Haley]

I'm getting tired.

[Chelsea]

We haven't experienced the nightlife here yet.

[Haley]

Which they say nowadays they don't club anymore here.

[Chelsea]

No, they still do.

[Pete]

You guys going around?

[Haley]

We've been to Santa Monica. We've been to Malibu. Where are we at right now? Melrose.

[Chelsea]

West Hollywood.

[Haley]

Yeah, we've been up in the hills. Where did we go for that one photo shoot? Calabasas. Yeah, I really liked Calabasas. Calabasas is probably my favorite place out here.

[Pete]

I think those were Khloe Kardashian podcasts.

[Haley]

Really?

[Chelsea]

She has a podcast?

[Pete]

Yes.

[Chelsea]

Didn't know that.

[Pete]

Khloe in Wonderland.

[Chelsea]

Okay.

[Haley]

Huh.

[Cam]

Covered her first episode with Scott Disick. It's pretty exciting.

[Haley]

You think my manager looks like Scott Disick?

[Cam]

I could see Jamie or Johnny?

[Haley]

Jamie.

[Pete]

If I was. I'll say this. If I was blindfolded in a room with him and Scott Disick, I wouldn't be able to tell him apart.

[Cam]

Yeah, they're two peas in the pod.

[Haley]

Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah.

[Cam]

Does Jamie like cars, too? That's Scott's whole thing is he likes cars.

[Haley]

I don't think Jamie knows very much about a car.

[Cam]

We gotta get him in a muscle car.

[Haley]

We need to get him into something. Teach him how to change a tire or something. Yeah, I think he's the same way as the other one. They don't know how to change tires.

[Chelsea]

Jamie's very feminine, though.

[Haley]

Yeah, he's sassy.

[Pete]

He is. He was feeding us monsters before we came in here.

[Chelsea]

Was he?

[Haley]

Oh, God.

[Pete]

We both had a java monster. So if we've been a little cagey.

[Chelsea]

Those were left over from the last studio, so they might have been expired.

[Cam]

That's what I'm feeling right now.

[Pete]

They're gonna put our gravestones together.

[Cam]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Oh, that's sweet. I will actually sit through Yalls. Gravestones are together. And I'm gonna make sure you have a badass funeral with Candy and Randy. Yeah. And we're gonna have, like, confetti falling on your caskets before they put you in the ground.

[Pete]

Will you leave some flowers and Mountain Dew on the ground?

[Chelsea]

Yeah, of course.

[Haley]

Of course. And a joint. Of course you care if we get stoned with, like, your graves.

[Cam]

The pasta joint.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Pete]

It would be the most respectful thing you could do.

[Haley]

I mean, I feel the same way. Like, if I was to ever die, I have, like, pros and cons, like, getting cremated. But if Cassie die, if I ever get unalived. Yeah, get unalived or something, you know? See, I want to get buried, but at the same time, I'm like, you know, cremate me so my friends can, like, roll me up and smoke me. You know, smoke my spirits.

[Cam]

There could be someone in this right now packed nicely in this Cigar.

[Haley]

I wonder if people could actually do that.

[Chelsea]

I hope not.

[Haley]

Or is that considered cannibalism? You're not eating it, you're just smoking it. Technically, yeah.

[Cam]

I think it's respectful.

[Haley]

I think it is too. That's how I'd want to go. I want to have, like, a party in my honor.

[Pete]

If I go, I need you guys to just smoke me out of a gravity bong. Homemade.

[Chelsea]

Homemade.

[Haley]

We can do that.

[Pete]

Smoke me out of an apple.

[Chelsea]

Straight ass, anything.

[Haley]

Gotcha. We can do it.

[Chelsea]

Which philosopher would you guys compare each of us to and why?

[Pete]

Well, Haley, you understand how important the medium of podcasting is, so I might paint you As a Marshall McLuhan, given that you understand that medium can be the message. But again, I wouldn't peg you as someone that takes form completely over content. So maybe you're an Iris Murdoch, given that you have kind of a moral realism that really shines with every episode.

[Haley]

Thank you. I'll Google it.

[Cam]

I mean, I even see elements of Michel Foucault in you as well. I mean, you're interrogating the power imbalances between the interrogator and their subject. I mean, with each passing episode, you're diving into power relations. It's simply riveting. And Chelsea, I mean, I would probably compare you most closely to Socrates. Your Socratic questioning each episode with your rapid fire question segments. I mean, you're getting to the heart of what makes a person a person. You're learning about the world and the universe around you. So I think you definitely take inspirations or follow in the footsteps of Socrates.

[Haley]

Oh, yeah, I would love to see those, like, brainstorm sessions.

[Chelsea]

I want to see, like, their high thoughts.

[Haley]

All right, guys, we got one more question for you. What's one moving bed that makes your candy and Randy's go, Wow.

[Cam]

I was prepared for this question. It still hits me like a ton of bricks to be asked it. I mean, for me, it's just all about being myself and rolling around a little bit.

[Haley]

Rolling. All right, good deal.

[Pete]

All right, mine. It's a little graphic. It's a little freaky. I'm allowed to talk about it, all the intricate details that go into it. I am a certified freak. I will purse my lips together like this.

[Chelsea]

Uh huh.

[Pete]

And then I go over to Randy. She'll do the same with her lips. Move our heads together and touch our lips.

[Chelsea]

Man, you freeze.

[Cam]

I've seen don't do this. Not even in the bedroom, which is even more scary.

[Pete]

Yeah, this is. There's no yeah I mean, we're PDA and out on this thing. I don't know what the hell. Yeah, but we'll do it anyway.

[Haley]

We'll call this episode Freaks Unleashed.

[Chelsea]

Yeah, there we go.

[Haley]

There you go.

[Cam]

Freaks on a leash.

[Haley]

Hey, that's actually a song. Yeah, by Corn. You ever heard Corn?

[Chelsea]

No.

[Haley]

Corns are really okay. Hear me out. That's my shit.

[Pete]

I love porn.

[Haley]

Do you? Actually. Oh, you don't strike me as a corn guy.

[Pete]

My favorite song by them is probably.

[Haley]

Like, Clown, I Freak on a Leaf.

[Pete]

Falling Away From Me is a great one, too.

[Cam]

When he's great. When he's barreling up the five. When I'm on the five last.

[Pete]

That's what I listen to. Randy, actually. The Highway Randy really put me on cool corn, dude.

[Haley]

Corn's good. Hear me out.

[Pete]

Corn like crazy.

[Haley]

My brother put me onto it. I was like, this music. Scary. Why are you listening to that? And then I was like, you know what? This is kind of my shit, too. Whatever.

[Pete]

I would fist pump you if I could reach across this.

[Haley]

Well, thank you for coming back.

[Pete]

Thank you for having us in.

[Cam]

Thank you.