❝The age of Primes has ended! No more false prophets! Follow me, and you will never again be deceived! RISE UP!❞ — D-16

Every chapter has to have an end. This is this one. Despair not, for better things are around the bend. This week, our gang of melancholy malcontents wrap up the entire Age of the Primes toy line in preparation for the upcoming Age of Evolution. Will it be an entire line of repaints? Will new gold paint actually *improve* structural integrity of the figure? The future holds many fun surprises for us we couldn't imagine in the present. While the old toy line sprints well out of sight, our current cartoon series drags itself limply across the finish line. What the hell am i talking about? Well wait one second & i'll tell you. There are still 4 episodes left of our 2nd favorite G1 Transformers cartoon made in Japan:
Super-God Masterforce (超-神マスターフォース) [1988]
We still do our usual bs too; talkin' trash & crackin' wise. Aside from news commentary & quizzes, we also hear what Sonic Says and what Freddy says. Disclaimer: This overview/review of the 13 Primes figures is not comprehensive, nor is it comprehensible. Please please please @ us with everything we missed

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