Episode #4336: The Fast And The Guy Fieriest

Release Date: November 13, 2024

Hosted by Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh, TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live delivers its 4336th episode with a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and engaging discussions. This episode, aptly titled "The Fast And The Guy Fieriest," navigates through topics ranging from content creation struggles to in-depth NFL analysis, all while maintaining the hosts' trademark camaraderie.

1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode kicks off with the hosts greeting their audience amidst a backdrop of windy and rainy weather at the Madrona Hill studio.

Luke Burbank [02:05]:
"Hello, good morning and welcome, everyone to this edition of TBTL. It's a kind of magic... the show that just might be too beautiful to live."

Andrew Walsh [02:06]:
"Hello, everyone."

2. Creating "Hey Dummies" Videos

A significant portion of the episode delves into the challenges and evolution of producing their "Hey Dummies" videos.

Luke Burbank [04:23]:
"I've said a lot of things in my time. Not all of it's worth listening to. But let's just say this time round, it is all right."

Andrew Walsh [05:43]:
"I think it illustrates our different approaches to this. It's not a video project that's made or broken based on... let's just say, our different methods."

Luke Burbank [05:43]:
"Let's just say my standards for the hey Dummies videos... have dropped precipitously over the five, six years we've been doing it."

3. Reflections on the Winnebago Man Documentary

The hosts share their thoughts on the "Winnebago Man" documentary, discussing themes of privacy and the impact of virality.

Andrew Walsh [10:27]:
"It feels so exploitative to me now. We're all supposed to be on the side of the filmmaker, harassing him until he opens up about stuff he doesn't want to."

Luke Burbank [12:07]:
"We found him living like in a mountain cabin, semi-reclusive, and the documentary didn't reveal any profound life lessons. It was more about them getting him to sit in front of the camera."

4. Outdoor Furniture Woes and Umbrella Mishaps

Luke narrates the ordeal of his heavy-duty umbrella being destroyed by extreme winds, leading to humorous reflections.

Luke Burbank [14:37]:
"The wind blew so hard that it opened the umbrella and then inverted it. I can't overstate this. It's meant to be robust, and now it's totally destroyed."

Andrew Walsh [16:13]:
"I almost want to say, was it like the band Jawbreaker or something that used the iconography of the Morton salt?"

5. Grilling Disasters and Maintenance Tips

Andrew recounts his mishap with a grill, highlighting the importance of proper maintenance.

Andrew Walsh [22:43]:
"I chemical burned my fingertip, my index finger, cleaning this grill. The damage was done."

Luke Burbank [24:18]:
"If you have enough room in your car, I'd love the idea of buying something that somebody else has already put together."

6. Organizing Closets and Home Management

Both hosts discuss their struggles with organizing closets and maintaining an orderly home, intertwining personal frustrations with practical solutions.

Luke Burbank [26:39]:
"I feel like I need to do it again. Calm down a little bit. It's been 24 hours."

Andrew Walsh [30:20]:
"I have half my closet filled with shoes that I never wear, and Bingo loves running in there."

7. Donor Acknowledgments

A heartfelt segment where Luke and Andrew thank their listeners for their financial support, highlighting individual donors and encouraging the use of the pronunciation feature on their donation form.

Luke Burbank [43:30]:
"Thank you so much to all of our donors today for making TBTL possible."

Andrew Walsh [54:03]:
"If you're the kind of listener that would like us to say your name correctly, please avail yourself of the pronunciation feature when you're filling out your donor info."

8. Neighborly Interactions and Tansy Troubles

Andrew shares a voicemail from a neighbor regarding a tansy plant issue, leading to a discussion on neighbor relations and political yard signs.

Andrew Walsh [59:58]:
"I always wonder about that voicemail... Does he know you're on Livewire? I doubt it at that point."

Luke Burbank [63:19]:
"I have an I like Ike sign out in my front yard... it's sort of a ceremonial thing about the election and politics."

9. NFL Discussions: Seahawks, Cowboys, and More

A lively and in-depth discussion about current NFL teams, player performances, and management decisions dominates the latter half of the episode.

Luke Burbank [85:27]:
"Jerry Jones has now become sort of like Trump Jr. to me... he's getting pissy about the team and stadium issues."

Andrew Walsh [87:10]:
"He’s got no Super Bowls under him. It’s been a long time, Jerry Jones."

Luke Burbank [92:37]:
"Anger is like flatulence. No, anger is the dilithium crystal that runs this spaceship... All I want is for Joey Bosa to have a career-ending injury."

Andrew Walsh [95:13]:
"He's won three Super Bowls, as owner of the Cowboys in '93 and '94. He's been in the game for a long time."

10. Shakespeare and Miscellaneous Banter

In lighter moments, the hosts attempt Shakespearean quotes and reminisce about past performances, adding a touch of literary humor to the episode.

Andrew Walsh [45:25]:
"From two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene."

Luke Burbank [48:35]:
"I once memorized a couple of Shel Silverstein poems for a talent show... 'Dirty Dan, the world's dirtiest man.'"

11. Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

As the episode draws to a close, Luke and Andrew reflect on their personal lives, upcoming topics, and share a humorous exchange about potential future discussions.

Luke Burbank [94:36]:
"Have a great Wednesday, take care of yourselves, and please remember, no mountain too tall."

Andrew Walsh [95:13]:
"It's both. It is both."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Luke Burbank [02:05]:
  "It's absolutely nothing better for your mental health than waking up when it's pitch blackout."

• Andrew Walsh [04:23]:
  "I was too in into it and I start talking too quickly and I want to get everything."

• Luke Burbank [10:27]:
  "I can't overstate this. It's a very, like, very robust outdoor umbrella..."

• Andrew Walsh [22:43]:
  "I chemical burned my fingertip, my index finger, fingertip cleaning this grill. And I got it all back to factory new last spring."

• Luke Burbank [26:39]:
  "It's too complicated and geometric for me to try to explain."

• Andrew Walsh [59:58]:
  "I always wonder about that voicemail because it was before I think you guys maybe met..."

• Luke Burbank [85:27]:
  "Jerry Jones is not going to be around forever, but if he suffers, if he... I'm here for that."

• Andrew Walsh [95:13]:
  "He's won three Super Bowls, as owner of the Cowboys in '93 and '94. He's been in this game for a long time."

Conclusion

In "The Fast And The Guy Fieriest," Luke and Andrew offer listeners a rollercoaster of topics intertwined with their unique humor and genuine reflections. From the nitty-gritty of video production to passionate NFL debates, the episode encapsulates the essence of TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live—a daily journey navigated by two longtime friends determined to goof their way through the world the best they can.