
Luke and Andrew learn that Mr. Ed (the talking horse) once played baseball against the L.A. Dodgers. They review the tape. They also realize they came very close to accidentally live-streaming their private conversations on YouTube.
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Luke Burbank
There is something about the soul of a cat. There is something intrinsically secretive about a cat. Almost touching on the borderline of being seductive. Just like 16 year old boys, they.
Andrew Walsh
Try to go find dates and that's what he's thinking about. Loves to be held.
Luke Burbank
You know, sometimes I say about to people, you know, there's a stare about this cat, glassy stare. A lot of people get scared by that look. I love the way they look. They're very affectionate and they're smaller than horses. The cat, when I lie down with it, I kind of have that fantasy that I'm lying down with the tiger or the lion. But for somebody else it may be another thing.
Andrew Walsh
TBTL Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Actually, you know what?
Luke Burbank
I can email you or you know, you can email me at splat2splitnet.net Splat1's my father. I mean, I'll be sad to see him go, but it'll be nice to get my hands on that handle, you know? Hi, my name is Olivia.
Andrew Walsh
I live in Woodbury, Minnesota and I.
Luke Burbank
Really liked your show. It helps me fall asleep.
Andrew Walsh
But you saved the effort too much. Could you stop?
Luke Burbank
Y'all are joking.
Andrew Walsh
No. Are you okay with me?
Luke Burbank
I'm talking about Dupin. You in charge of duplication?
Andrew Walsh
Yes, sir.
Luke Burbank
Show me how to duplicating machine works. I want to learn all about the process. Well, all right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of tbtl, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's your lucky day.
Andrew Walsh
You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot.
Luke Burbank
My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
Andrew Walsh
They're busted, Corny. And they wouldn't dream of taking their shirt off in front of a woman.
Luke Burbank
I don't know, maybe I'd consider it today after I was building my beef castle all morning.
Andrew Walsh
Really?
Luke Burbank
I'm trying to build my beef castle. I decided on a whim at about 7:45am today because it's a really nice morning here at the Madrona Hill studio. Got some blue skies, it's relatively warm. I was looking at the weather forecast and tomorrow's going to be a little more gray, a little more raining. And I thought I was seized by an idea which was to get the wheelbarrow and try to move all 110 cinder blocks that had been delivered to one part of my yard area that needed to go down a Hill and to a different part of my yard area. And I. I did it. But I cannot raise my arms any higher than maybe 6 inches off the table here that I use for the broadcast. I guess the good news is that's about the height that I need to achieve to play drops like this.
Andrew Walsh
Let the fun be begin.
Luke Burbank
So I guess we're set for episode 4448 in a collector's series. My friend Andrew Walsh, who you'll hear more from in just a moment, of course, has finally made his appointment for his colonoscopy.
Andrew Walsh
I'm, like, seriously excited.
Luke Burbank
I'm kind of shy, but mostly excited. My long winded complaints about the John Mulaney show yesterday kind of pushed that off the agenda. So we're gonna put it back on today. And then speaking of children, that would explain why we have so many drunk kids here. The TBTL junior Sluggers have been back at it. We got another update on how they're doing. If you remember, when we last checked in, they were one in one, one win and one loss. And they've played a couple more games. And we're going to hear how that is going in just a bit. First though, we do have to say hello to this young man, longest running cobra of the show, maybe best known for his depictions of the tall ship.
Andrew Walsh
I'm a professional. Look it up in the book.
Luke Burbank
He is Andrew Walsh and he's joining me right now. Good morning, my friend.
Andrew Walsh
Good morning, Luke. You just said something. I remember before the show, you and I just talked for probably about 45 minutes about various topics.
Luke Burbank
Y we got a wide range of.
Andrew Walsh
Topics in national and international politics.
Luke Burbank
Started live streaming on YouTube accidentally.
Andrew Walsh
We did accidentally start streaming on YouTube for 14 seconds. 15 seconds is the manager zone, luckily.
Luke Burbank
Yeah, exactly. That's when things get really regrettable.
Andrew Walsh
But I said to you several times, God, there was something I was gonna tell you and we don't have to.
Luke Burbank
Now you remember it.
Andrew Walsh
I do. We don't have to get into it now. I don't have to read the actual text to you yet, but I did think you might when you mentioned John Mulaney there. I stumbled on, or was, let's say, served up on a thread from the John Mulaney show fan subreddit of a bunch of people sharing their stories of what it's like when they call into the show. And I believe the headline was, yes, it is real. Because a lot of people were saying, is this real? I'm just getting a busy signal. But then some people are like, no, I got screened. Whatever. If you're curious, I can read to you. And you have to be careful. You can't trust everything you see on the Internet. Like 99% of the stuff is true, I think. But these people seem like they were telling legitimate stories about not quite making it on the air, but going through a process live during the show.
Luke Burbank
Well, on the subject, I do want to hear these Reddit comments because, you know, this is a personal obsession of mine trying to get onto that show as a caller. But speaking of call screening and calling into live productions, can we talk about our big weekend plans here at TBTL Town?
Andrew Walsh
You have big weekend plans? Well, you do too, buddy.
Luke Burbank
You better. I don't know how to do any of this stuff.
Andrew Walsh
I just said things. I was trying to transition between two different kinds of music at the same time. So I had to say some sort of words over top of the transition there that I was. That was. That's what we call rhetorical there.
Luke Burbank
Maybe we get you a big weekend plans sound box. Is there a way? Because another. I'm obsessed with this song. Yeah, no, it's got to be a way for it just to be. Can we hard line it in somehow?
Andrew Walsh
No, I thought it was good. I mean, honestly, I thought that was.
Luke Burbank
You covered pretty well. I didn't know that you were doing.
Andrew Walsh
I was. If you had just let it lie, I don't think anybody would have really. I mean, no offense. I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job there, but if you're curious why I said we have big weekend. It was not an actual question. It was just me.
Luke Burbank
I was just also trying to riff.
Andrew Walsh
Here, let's do this here. Let's. Hold on, let's. We're going to redo this here for a second. So here's the soul of a cat, Right? Okay, we heard all of that and then we're in the music. And now we've been chatting for a little bit. The music is down here. And then you set me up for this.
Luke Burbank
Speaking of live, you know, call in things, Andrew, you know, we've got big weekend plans here on TBTL Town.
Andrew Walsh
We have big weekend plans.
Luke Burbank
Wait, you better be in on. Oh, shoot. I did the same thing again. And I'm sorry. I'm stuck in a loop. My innie. My innie just keeps going into different rooms where he just says, you better be part of the plans. I don't know how to do this stuff.
Andrew Walsh
You keep on going out the door and coming back in this. This Bit would be even better if it was the Sonny and Cher song from Groundhog Day is what I got you, babe.
Luke Burbank
All right. But, yes, we do have big weekend radio tomorrow. This is going to be your chance to call in and offer up some item that you might want to sell or give away. Or you could call in and put a request out there for an item you're looking to acquire in one way or another. It's going to be.
Andrew Walsh
You can't ask for money. I want to say that I think it's really clever to call in and say, hey, I'm looking for money. If anybody's giving away money, don't.
Luke Burbank
Okay.
Andrew Walsh
Just putting that out there.
Luke Burbank
And we're not into pranking an elephant.
Andrew Walsh
Nope.
Luke Burbank
And also, let's see, the phone number is 206-414-TBTL. It starts at 10am West Coast Time tomorrow. And we're very much looking forward to it.
Andrew Walsh
That's right. It's going to be a lot of fun. It will be streaming live on YouTube.
Luke Burbank
I currently have this time on purpose.
Andrew Walsh
Yes, exactly.
Luke Burbank
I gotta just say, if I could tell the listeners, they don't break your flow, but. So you and I, we just alluded to this, but a little bit more detailed version of what happened. We were chatting before the show, and you and I don't. I would say, generally speaking, we don't say a ton of stuff off air that we wouldn't say on air because, I don't know, we just. We're pretty much. We are who we are. But there is something that is deeply, deeply discomforting for us about ever being recorded when we don't think we're being recorded or in what feels like an unguarded moment or, heaven forbid, hitting some button that is actually putting us live on the Internet when we don't mean to be. And you and I were about to start the show and we start talking. You know, we're like, maybe again, a few seconds before we're gonna actually go, you know, record this to tape. And you went into a state of evasive action that I have maybe rarely seen. You were like, hold on, hold on, hold on, stop. And then you started playing where's my Mug? What you're seeing is a bad hug. No, you. And you said, we're going live right now because all of a sudden on this program, we use Riverside. This big button that I had been looking at and not in any way actually registered what was happening, was saying live, as in it was sending. What we were talking about, what we thought was just A private conversation out to potentially YouTube Live. Now, as I understand it, it didn't really go that far, but the very possibility of it happening, I saw, honestly, it was kind of a turn on. You got so assertive.
Andrew Walsh
I just said, stop, stop, stop. Because here's what happened.
Luke Burbank
So a little bit more.
Andrew Walsh
A little bit more background on this. Luke and I dial up on this device so that we can talk to each other. And it's. You know, usually before the show, we at least do a sound check, which takes a few minutes, but often we start BSing about things. And like you said, there's not. Like, I'm not a different person when I'm not on this microphone. But like, just now, we were talking about some personal family things of mine and all kinds of stuff that is just not for the show. Right.
Luke Burbank
Going well with Genevieve.
Andrew Walsh
That's right, Andrew. Don't want her to hear that we're.
Luke Burbank
Only as sick as our secret.
Andrew Walsh
No, no. I mean, it wasn't anything terrible, but it was just kind of like. It was just my private life and there's some things I'm not putting out there. And so anyway, the fact that I'm going to Turkey to get leg extensions.
Luke Burbank
Well, now we can talk about it, which is great because this is a super interesting plot for the show.
Andrew Walsh
But all that is to say, you and I have become very careful about it. When we are talking on this system, I don't hit record. Sometimes I'm recording on some backup stuff so that I'm getting a level on our voices while we chat, but then I delete it right away. But this official system we have, I don't hit record until we've, as you like to say, foamed everything off. We're done talking, and now we're literally ready to start recording. Because, frankly, this Riverside recording, as the product is called, will live in there. John will go in there to pull clips. It's our official, like, kind of storehouse.
Luke Burbank
Permanent record of this thing.
Andrew Walsh
So I don't want, you know, I don't want lots of unedited conversation just being in there. And so we're always very good about that. Like, okay, we're done chatting. Okay, now I will hit record about it.
Luke Burbank
Let me be honest. Cause you are the.
Andrew Walsh
I'm paranoid.
Luke Burbank
You're the sound. No, no. I mean, I'm glad you're this way, Andrew. But you're like. People would be surprised at how serious of a production this is for how unserious it sounds once they shows up in their phone or whatever. It's a very serious production. Right before we start you. You will say, okay, this is episode. You'll kind of slate.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, the slate show in case. And I started doing that during like Winter Games or whatever. If we're recording a bunch of shows in advance, I need to. It helps if I say this is the one for Friday the 18th or whatever.
Luke Burbank
It's great though. I actually really. I appreciate it. Like, first of all, it makes feel like this is a real job, which is sometimes can be hard to remember based on the content that I create. But I did. You'll be happy to know that last night during some part of Livewire, I did call it tbtl.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, finally. That's good.
Luke Burbank
You're gonna get that bump.
Andrew Walsh
Welcome new listeners.
Luke Burbank
But no, you're. You're very methodical about it in a good way as far as like, okay, I'm starting recording and then you slate the show and then we do the show. And so the idea that we might have been accidentally. Because we're. This is all in place because of tomorrow's tradeo show. Tomorrow we will be intentionally live on YouTube so that people can call in and know what's going on, etc. But the idea that we like that's essentially the worst nightmare that we have is that we're having an unguarded moment and it's actually going out live to people in that moment. That would be. It would be worse than just accidentally recording it. Accidentally broadcasting it is worse. Greater than, less than. Yeah, I forget it's bad. It's what we're trying to not do. And we thought we had done it right before the show.
Andrew Walsh
And the thing that's driving me benonkers here. Sorry for the language. Is the reason this happened that we're actually going out live on YouTube and we weren't quite going out live on YouTube. I need to be kind of boring and clear about that. But for the first time ever, we're going to be using this Riverside program to connect to our YouTube channel for this Tradio show. During past TBTL A Thons, we used a different sort of software or whatever. And this time I'm kind of excited about it. It's gonna be great. But I've officially hooked up this thing that you and I record with every day to also be our sort of streaming engine. Right. But why in the world would. When I hit what I usually usually this red button says record and you hit go on it. It means you're starting to record. People understand the concept of the word Record. Unless it looks like record. And then there's a confusion, especially if you don't speak English as a first language. It could be kind of. I have it all written down somewhere. But apparently ever Since I connected YouTube to Riverside, Riverside has been defaulting to going live on YouTube.
Luke Burbank
What a bad setting.
Andrew Walsh
What a bad setting. So just moments ago, you and I said, okay, we've talked about everything we're going to talk about. I hit record on something, and then I asked you one last quick question about how something went in your life. And you're like, well, actually. And then you started to say it, and then all of a sudden I saw it says live. And I said, stop, stop, stop. Okay.
Luke Burbank
I was going into a slightly unguarded moment. It was about. It was about such a minor thing. It had to do with my anxiety around Livewire ticket sales for a particular show down the road. That's what I was about to tell you.
Andrew Walsh
Yes.
Luke Burbank
Right.
Andrew Walsh
There's probably something you could say on the show anyway.
Luke Burbank
I'm saying it right now, just so you know. But again, you're, like, jumping on that grenade, making sure that I didn't say something out to the wider Internet world unguarded. I appreciate that. That's you looking out for me slash us.
Andrew Walsh
But then while I'm doing. I mean, look, did we just. And that was literally, I looked it up later. It was 14 seconds that kind of was streamed to our YouTube page. And as I'm sitting here talking to you a few minutes ago, I'm like, how would that be the default? Why would this thing default to go live onto YouTube? And I look. And my heart stopped when I saw that our last two shows, full shows from, I guess Wednesday and Thursday, are up on our YouTube channel. Not the edited version that I post after the show, but apparently it's been defaulting to livestream. Luckily, it also defaulted to make those private, not public. But essentially, you and I did not realize we were street, technically streaming to YouTube the past two days. Like, our chitter chatter between breaks and everything. Like. And again, not trying to make it sound like we're planning some sort of war crimes over here, but just generally people that aren't exactly.
Luke Burbank
I'm proud of that.
Andrew Walsh
That you can put that flag in your front lawn, too. But anyway, I just can't believe that that is the default. So now you and I have to be even more careful going forward if we continue to have this hookup that we're not going live.
Luke Burbank
You know what my theory is on that? It's My theory, my theory of everything, which is it's about hashtag engagement. It's the. Why would the default setting be you're doing this thing in a, In a semi public way that you didn't even know you were doing. And it's because of the same reason that every social media platform you're on is constantly trying to scour your contacts and make you engage with more people maybe than you want to or like, you know what I mean? You know how all these systems are set up to. They never want to be siloed, they never want to be. You're just like, you did this one thing and there it is. It's always like, would you like to share this with so and so would you like this to be over here? Would you like more insight on your Blue sky post or whatever you're trying.
Andrew Walsh
To write a business letter? Can I help you with that?
Luke Burbank
Exactly. It's like nothing can ever just be what it is. It's always got to be somehow hoovered into the matrix of content and engagement and more scrolling and more looking at it and more being part of it. And therefore more money somehow. To Mark Zuckerberg, I assume so we can buy another gold chain and look like a foolio. Another statue of his wife for the.
Andrew Walsh
Backyard so he can buy another Dana White.
Luke Burbank
Oh, golly. I was listening to the Daily yesterday and it was talking about the trial that's going on right now. You know, there's like an antitrust trial against Meta that's happening in D.C. this week, which is sort of crazy because you, the current president is such a just ball of. Of of turmoil and such a ball of agitation. You forget who he's mad at and not mad at. And I guess I thought maybe Zuckerberg was on the not mad at list, but I guess they're still going after Meta because the speculation of the Times reporter was that Trump is still mad at the fact that Facebook took down a lot of his January 6 claims and things and were deemed untrue all those years ago, even though Zuckerberg has been fanboying out on Trump. And there was something that was kind of weirdly satisfying about the reporter saying. Because the host was saying, well, you'd think with all this stuff that Zuckerberg's doing where he's like literally describing Trump as badass and he's like, you know, just, I don't have to, I don't have to describe Mark Zuckerberg to our audience, but for all this stuff he's doing, it's Like Trump, it doesn't. It's not getting anywhere with Trump, which is actually kind of surprising to me because Trump is so transactional. Like, the thing about him is it seems like he has enemies one day and then as soon as that person does something that he feels benefits him, then they're off the list. It seems like that's not working for Zuck. And this idea, you know, I think it's like, well, Bill Burr was more talking about, like, Elon Musk, but this idea that these, these, these guys that have just like somehow made so much money are, Are trying to outrun what is very likely. They're very geeky teenage years. And with Zuck, it's just like, I'm into. Mm. I'm into like, you know, jiu jitsu now. And I wear. I go on Rogan and I wear loose fitting sweatshirts that show off my freaking traps and I wear like a gold necklace. Like, just. It's just so sad to me, the idea that he's just like all of this bending of the knee has not. All this cucking out for Trump has not worked. It's like, again, we're live.
Andrew Walsh
We're live.
Luke Burbank
I need it. Oh, I know I said that. Advisor. No, I just, you know, I just. It's like somehow. It's like when two people I just deeply dislike, when one of them is getting naked by the other, it somehow fills me with some less. What's the word? Less sad.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, right.
Luke Burbank
Less sadness.
Andrew Walsh
I have something to cheer you up. Can I tell you something?
Luke Burbank
Please.
Andrew Walsh
So yesterday I went to the post office to do two things.
Luke Burbank
I'm already feeling better. Better to.
Andrew Walsh
To check the mail and to send some mail. If you are one of the three people on my list and you know who you are, who were expecting a package from me, it's on the way. Okay, nice. So I want to say, are these.
Luke Burbank
Are these. These listeners of the show?
Andrew Walsh
Are you just three listeners of the show?
Luke Burbank
Wow.
Andrew Walsh
We're waiting on things for me to ship and they have been shipped. Yes. Including the Kixie window cling that I was sending.
Luke Burbank
Love it.
Andrew Walsh
Matt in Tacoma. Okay, I've said too much. Sorry. Matt, we're live. Sorry. Told too much about your life.
Luke Burbank
We'll do it live.
Andrew Walsh
But I also checked the old PO Box and it looks like we have some packages in there that at some point we can open during a what's in the Box segment. But I also got a plain white envelope. I'm going to hold it up to you here, look, I'm going to cover up the name and address of the return. But it's kind of like a printed envelope. It looks sort of like business mail, but.
Luke Burbank
Yeah, but you can tell by the personalized title.
Andrew Walsh
For you, it's set to Andrew Boom Boom Walsh. That's right at the P.O. box. By the way, if you want to send us anything, P.O. box 33687, you don't have to send us anything.
Luke Burbank
By the way, you can get that@tbtl.net if you're wondering if that went by quickly. Anything and everything you could ever need to know about this show is available@tbtl.net.
Andrew Walsh
And some of it is accidentally on YouTube.
Luke Burbank
One day when we have enough money, maybe tbtl.com, but not until that Australian lumber company stops squatting on it. They've been doing it for almost 20 years now.
Andrew Walsh
So I thought, just kind of curious, a weird sort of like, kind of print. The postage is even printed out.
Luke Burbank
You're right. It looks like. You know what, it looks like a. A mass generated letter that you would get that would. You'd open it either be like a credit card offer or some. Some sort of a thing that was maybe not particularly personalized other than the fact that it says Boom Boom Walsh.
Andrew Walsh
Right. So I won't give out the full name or address, but this comes from somebody named Matthew in Pennsylvania. And I open it up and the first thing I see is this just contains one single sheet of paper. And I unfold it. This call is a color printout and it's something from ebay. And it's like an. It's an ebay receipt and somebody bought something for a $98 and I think had it sent directly to me. Maybe that's why it was. The envelope was printed that way. But what is this a receipt for? It's for the other thing that was in the envelope, which is maybe the funniest thing I've ever received at the post office. A Gorman Thomas baseball card. Still protective. It's got that mustache that you were telling me all about.
Luke Burbank
Oh my God, dude.
Andrew Walsh
So you were at the Mustard Museum a couple of weeks ago and you said that this former Mariner, Gorman Thomas has his own mustard line, that he was hoping to win a taste testing competition or something.
Luke Burbank
I bought some of it, by the way. It's now here at the Madrona Hill studio. Some of my Storm and Gorman sauce.
Andrew Walsh
And I had told you that I have the stack of about a hundred baseball cards that are all old Mariners players that I got at a garage sale. A while back. And so on the fly, I looked for Gorman Thomas, famously under G. The.
Luke Burbank
Only question is, where will you alphabetize this?
Andrew Walsh
Right. Exactly. Also love of God, Andrew. But anyway, so a listener was like, well, if you don't have that in your card collection, you do now. And this card, it's tops. It's got the perfect Mariners logo. It's got the perfect Gorman. I mean, must. I just want to say, love that this is.
Luke Burbank
We're describing. We're trying to describe on an audio feed something that's highly visual, but, like, I feel like this confirms everything I'd ever told you about my childhood memory of the player. Gorman Thomas, I feel, is confirmed in that baseball card. It's. He looks roughly 60 years old. I'd say he's at least four bush lights deep. He definitely smoked two heaters in the dugout. Like, this was the era where these were, generally speaking, not superior athletes.
Andrew Walsh
He does. They were. Definitely does. Plumbing on the off season.
Luke Burbank
100%. Maybe even that morning.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, possibly that morning. So here's the deal. How do you want to handle this?
Luke Burbank
Do you.
Andrew Walsh
Do I get custody? Weekends and some nights and weekends. Yeah. Like, how do we. How do we share this baseball card?
Luke Burbank
Okay. You know, Thanksgiving is a big thing in my family, so can I have the Gorman Thomas card for Thanksgiving?
Andrew Walsh
This Thanksgiving? Yes. But I think.
Luke Burbank
Okay, because I was gonna give you Christmas. I'll take Thanksgiving, you get Christmas, and then we'll do every other weekend, and then one month in the summer for.
Andrew Walsh
Me, and then I. What about Arbor Day?
Luke Burbank
That's a tough one. That's. We're gonna have to ask them, go to mediation on that.
Andrew Walsh
Okay. Yeah. Let's talk about Arbor Day. Let's talk about Flag Day. That's one. It's funny. I'm recycling these jokes, literally, from my youth, because, honestly, like, I don't know if you know this, like, when I'm a child of divorce, but I write so much bad poetry, as the Onion pointed out brilliantly one time. But I was. I was getting pretty late in my teen years, but legally, I still had to be given some sort of. Or, like, custody had to be, like, sort of sorted out for me because I was still a minor, that.
Luke Burbank
That's not fun, actually.
Andrew Walsh
So of all that, yeah, there was some. There was a lot of tough stuff about. About what happened, you know, with my family during that time. But, you know, there was still enough humor in the air that me and my dad could joke around about, like, figuring out Flag Day for the next few Years. And like, I will be. Exactly. That's good. Anyway.
Luke Burbank
Hey, by the way. No, but speaking of baseball and Gorman Thomas, can I. Can I give you a little update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers? Sure, of course. This is our Little League team that we're sponsoring in the Parkside Little League of East Portland. Coach Ben sending in some dispatches. He says since my last update, your TBTL Junior Sluggers have had two games. So I think that's, by my count, four total for the Junior Sluggers. They were one in one.
Andrew Walsh
Yep.
Luke Burbank
They won their first game, lost their second. Coach Ben says the first of those games was an intra league battle against the Parkside Dominators.
Andrew Walsh
Wow.
Luke Burbank
I mean, those are. These guys sounds like that are already starting to shave.
Andrew Walsh
These kids already look like Gorman Thomas.
Luke Burbank
Look like Gorman Thomas.
Andrew Walsh
I know they're kids. I shouldn't say these things. I am very nervous about, wary of, scared of, and distrustful of the Dominators.
Luke Burbank
Dominators is a very, very intense name. Coach Ben said. I'm not going to waste your time or my mental well being recounting the details of that contest. Sounds like the name Dominators was predictive.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah.
Luke Burbank
I'll just say this. The umpire had an insanely small strike zone that frustrated pitchers and incentivized batters not to swing at everything or at anything. By the second inning, players on both teams were going to the plate, looking only to walk, a la Luke Burbank, circa 1986.
Andrew Walsh
The North.
Luke Burbank
Good one, Ben. The end result was a game that only in the vaguest sense, looked like baseball. I'll focus my report on the second game against our cross city rivals, the Hollywood Rose City Swing Kings.
Andrew Walsh
Say that again. Slowly. Hold on.
Luke Burbank
The Hollywood Rose City.
Andrew Walsh
Okay.
Luke Burbank
Swing Kings.
Andrew Walsh
I love that.
Luke Burbank
That's a name that cuts glass. I feel like that team Lindy hopped. Yes. Into the game. Yes, they most certainly Hollywood Rose City Swing Kings.
Andrew Walsh
And you know what? I feel like our chances are good against these Dandies.
Luke Burbank
Exactly. Longtime TBTL listeners may recall that Parkside and Hollywood Rose City have a frenemy relationship. It's a friendly rivalry that sometimes pushes the definition of friendly to its absolute limits. Kind of like us, Andrew.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, exactly.
Luke Burbank
We played the game in Hollywood Rose City's cherished grounds, Irv Lynd Stadium in Northeast Portland. By any measure, this is an impressive complex with a wraparound grandstand, field, lights, a beautifully manicured infield, and not a single dandelion to be found in the outfield grass. Wow.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah. But how many families did they Displace to build that stadium. That's what I wanted to know.
Luke Burbank
Irv Chavez, Lind Ravine Stadium. You might expect a young team like the Sluggers to be intimidated playing in such a fancy park, but I'm proud to report that we held our own and we played like we've been there before. The pregame mantra for the Sluggers was to be aggressive and put the ball in play. I wanted players swinging. I'm proud to report that the Sluggers rose to the challenge. Our offense roared out of the gates in the first inning with aggressive at bats. Fox got a well earned walk after fouling off some pitches and working the count. You love to see that. That's something the Mariners did impressively yesterday. They. They picked up some walks when they needed it, which extended innings. Clearly the Sluggers learning from the 10, nine Seattle Mariners. Who'd have thunk the Mariners would have been over.500 at any point this season? With the start they got off to. I could have seen a world in which they would have actually never touched.500.
Andrew Walsh
I could have seen a world. Yeah. Actually, after we fell early on below 500, I did hear a friend of mine's voice echoing in my head from previous seasons. I don't know if we'll ever touch.500 again. I was like, it can't be that dark. By the way, I caught a little bit of the end of the Angels Texas game yesterday. And I know Texas, we should be rooting against Texas. We want both of these teams to beat each other up. But Texas did win. Which places? I believe the Mariners technically in second place right now. Did you know that we're in second place right now?
Luke Burbank
I saw that we were. We were effectively tied yesterday before that game. So, yeah, maybe we leapfrogged, which is kind of great. I mean, without. I don't want to take any of the spotlight away from the junior Sluggers, the only baseball team that matters.
Andrew Walsh
Yes, but.
Luke Burbank
But boy, was yesterday a wild. I don't know. I don't know if it was. I don't know if it was Luke Rayleigh or what. What a wild game the Mariners had. I think what I've learned, and I was saying this on the text chain, is that what needs to happen because this has happened with one other game. This. Oh, the game where Rosarinia hit the. The grand slam. I never say that person's name.
Andrew Walsh
Right.
Luke Burbank
A Rosarena.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, Rosarena. And he got the walk off. Walk. Yeah, right.
Luke Burbank
But that game and then yesterday's game in both cases, what Happened was I reached a point where I was so angry at the Seattle Mariners that I turned the radio dial with a snarl and went to do something else. And this is my move. Andrew, when. So in, in yesterday's case, it was the Mariners gave up a grand slam to firmer Modesto nut James Fraley.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, that was just a typo that you made years and years and years ago. He was a former modest nut Jake Fraley accidentally turned itself into firmer nut Jane Fraley years and years ago. And so ever since then, he's sort of moved large over the text chain.
Luke Burbank
But he gave. We gave up this grand slam and I was so bummed because the Mariners had been looking pretty good and I turned it off. And then. But this is what I do. I then I turn the TV broadcast off. But then about every like 20 minutes I will look at the MLB app.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah.
Luke Burbank
It's sort of like you talk about kind of like, like looking through your fingers at something like I can't emotionally, I can't handle the broadcast, the over the air television broadcast, but I can dispassionately look at the score. And so I did that and I dispassionately looked at the score was like dub leap. Yep, it's tied. Wait, wait. We got back to back home runs in the top of the ninth inning.
Andrew Walsh
Home runs. Yes.
Luke Burbank
And then. And then went on to actually do some damage in. In extra innings. I mean, that was that. That game was wild and wool and put me in a pretty good frame of mind for the rest of the day.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah. Also though it was also a fun series. And I'm not just saying that because the Mariners, I mean, I would probably feel different.
Luke Burbank
We apparently broke Ellie De La Cruz.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, he's fielding. But anyway, check them out with the bases. I do want the Reds fans in the audience and I know we have some because they've written in ahead of the series that in all earnestness, like much peace and love. That's a. That's absolutely.
Luke Burbank
We're Red's heads around. Sure.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah. Anyway, back. Okay, back to the slugger that matters.
Luke Burbank
Back to the only team that matters, your TBTL junior sluggers. Fox got a well earned walk off after fouling some walk after fouling some pitches and working the count. Then Yarrow blooped a hit into right field, which through very aggressive base running. And was Yarrow the same person or was it Armani who the last time was just like basically calling their own number, just stealing bases. I think Yarrow might be a very aggressive base Running.
Andrew Walsh
I love that.
Luke Burbank
I love that hit. Went through some very aggressive baserunning and a fielding error turned into the team's first home run of the year.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, wow. So that sounds like an inside the park home run.
Luke Burbank
Might have been an inside the infield.
Andrew Walsh
Home run, my friend.
Luke Burbank
We'll take it. As an aside, During a recent practice, I had promised Yarrow that if he got a home run this year, I'd take him out to Starbucks. I'm now on the hook to buy a large black coffee for a 10 year old boy. This Euro character gets more intriguing by the week.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, man, I'm really looking forward to him.
Luke Burbank
Any cigarettes?
Andrew Walsh
Oh, my God. A real Gorman Thomas on our serious.
Luke Burbank
Gorman Thomas kid with a full stash drinking a black coffee in the dugout. On the defensive side, our pitchers met the call, throwing strikes and letting the Swing Kings put the ball in play. Baxter was our starter, and after a few batters found his stride, he was followed by Saul, who also threw absolute darts. The Swing Kings got some hits, but also struck out and hit into some outs. Quality pitching got everyone on our defense involved in the game. Our infielders were getting grounders. Our outfielders were chasing down the ball and hitting their relay men. That's something the Mariners struggle with. Andrew is. Is hitting the relay, hitting the cutoff like, in fact, whatever. I'm sorry, I've clearly got Mariner fever again, man. It's back because there was a play two games ago. I believe we won the last two games in Cincy and they kept referencing it on the broadcast. And I agreed wholeheartedly. There was a moment where I want to say again, Luke Rayleigh. It was basically what happened was there was a guy on base, maybe on second, and then a Cincinnati Red got a base hit and Luke Rayleigh allowed the guy to score from second and threw it. You know, he either didn't throw it in or he hit the cutoff man. He did something that was very, in the moment, unsatisfying because you want him to throw all the way home and get the guy out. That would be fun. But what he did was he held the runner to first base. He did not allow that runner to advance to second. Had he thrown it home, that guy could have gone to second. The next play, that guy gets doubled up.
Andrew Walsh
Ah, perfect.
Luke Burbank
You know what I mean? So keeping. And they kept saying, like Angie Mentink, who, by the way, you're right, great.
Andrew Walsh
Yes.
Luke Burbank
Great announcer, great insights. I've like, my life as a Mariners fan is greatly benefited by her being on the TV permanently. But a little play like that was such a big deal because that allowed. That kept the double play in order, and the Mariners got out of the inning with relatively little damage. And that's like what the little sluggers are doing. They're hitting the cutoff. I love that they're doing the small things. The sluggers were focused and in the game. This was real baseball, and it was great to watch. This is where I'm. I get nervous, Andrew, turning the page here.
Andrew Walsh
Mm.
Luke Burbank
Also because the way I printed this out, this is impossible for you to see. This is the critical sentence of the entire message.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, no. It's cut off halfway through.
Luke Burbank
It's cut off halfway through.
Andrew Walsh
You can only see the tops of the letters. Do I have that right?
Luke Burbank
Yeah. Let me scroll down here. I'm gonna have to go to the source material from coach Ben. Oh, you know what? It was an email, because this is important. I don't want to. I do not want to mess this up.
Andrew Walsh
So your printer is just printing half sentence. And when I say a half sentence, it's not like the first half. It's the. The top half of a sentence.
Luke Burbank
Oh, well, yeah, because I do both sides of the page. Because I love the environment, Andrew.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, but why would that cut a sentence off in half? Why would it cut the heads off of the letters?
Luke Burbank
I don't know, but I wish this whole sentence would been deleted, because everything I've been reading to you so far is so positive. This was real baseball, and it was great to watch. Ultimately, we were done in by some untimely walks and opportunistic hits by the opposing team. And really, the repeated inability to execute a single play was responsible for most of the run differential. A pitcher and catcher working together to cover home when there's a runner on third. At least five times in this situation, our catchers tried to find a pass ball and then sprint back to the plate to catch the runner as opposed to tossing it to the pitcher covering the bag. Sounds like Coach Ben is trying to kind of teach a lesson here to trust their.
Andrew Walsh
Their teammates a little bit.
Luke Burbank
Yeah. When the ball gets past the catcher, the pitcher covers home, and the catcher needs to just pick the ball up and. And throw it to the pitcher covering home.
Andrew Walsh
But it's saying you could see the instinct to be like, well, I need to protect this ball. I don't want to toss it and have it fall or have a bad throw or something, so I'm just going to run it to the plate and then do it.
Luke Burbank
Too late. It's totally instinct. And also I'll mention. And I haven't gotten eyes yet on this year's catching uniforms. But what I do remember from Little League is it's adorable AF these kids in the catching gear. Often too large, often bulky, Very, very much impeding movement sometimes. So I'm just imagining, like an adorable young person in their catcher's gear. Kind of like that outfit that you wear for police training when they let the dog bite you trying to get the ball back to home plate.
Andrew Walsh
Right. That actually might be what they're giving them now.
Luke Burbank
Very possible.
Andrew Walsh
I'm not sure what our. I'm not sure what our sponsorship actually could afford for the team. So they might have had to get that from, like, the police surplus us.
Luke Burbank
Yep. Well, maybe next year, if we're able to up our financial support, if the thon goes well, then maybe we can pay it. Pay it down the line a little bit and get these kids some proper catching gear. It's. This is. By the way, this is. Coach Ben says this is a nuanced skill that we haven't practiced. So I take full responsibility for this. I like that. The buck stops with Coach Ben. Final score TBTL Jr Sluggers/ Gators 5 Swing Kings 11.
Andrew Walsh
Wow.
Luke Burbank
The score aside, this was by far the best baseball the Sluggers have played all year. And I would take a loss like this any day. I'm so proud of how we showed up. I think we really turned a corner as a team. Post game hustle Pins awarded two Baxter for his pitching and worked behind the plate. Wilder for his great approach every at bat. Armani for his energy and positive attitude. An example while playing second base. Armani. Armani called time so he could go to the mound and encourage the pitcher.
Andrew Walsh
I love that.
Luke Burbank
You love to see it. You gotta sometimes calm that pitcher down. They can get, you know, a little overwhelmed. The Sluggers take the field again this Saturday, high noon at Sacramento Elementary.
Andrew Walsh
All right, we got this. I like that. You know, I really like the attitude there.
Luke Burbank
Absolutely.
Andrew Walsh
Can't win them all, but that's a good. Sounds like as far as losses go, that's a good loss. Whatever happened to the Dominators? I don't even want to know.
Luke Burbank
They seem like the bad guys from Space Jam.
Andrew Walsh
Exactly.
Luke Burbank
The mean Space Jam cartoons.
Andrew Walsh
That's right. And with the weird guys in the bowler caps from.
Luke Burbank
Or the Gas House. Remember the guys that Bugs Bunny strikes out? The. Like the Gas House Bombers or something?
Andrew Walsh
Oh.
Luke Burbank
Remember, he strikes out three guys on the same pitch. That really stuck with me as I.
Andrew Walsh
Don'T know if I did know that. But did you watch and I assume you didn't because I sent it during the game yesterday, which I understand, but I was behind my computer. I sort of posting the show and watching you guys sort of text about the game and I don't think I was watching the game. I don't know if I was watching it at all or not too closely. But you mentioned something about robot umps and so since I was texting you from my computer, I did a quick search on robot umps and did you actually watch that like 2 minute 1955 black and white video? I guess it was supposed to be comedy about a robot ump. Do you, do you have access to that text chain in front of you right now? Because I would like you to listen. I would like you to play the audio of this thing but I'd like you to also put eyes on it and describe what you're seeing can get there. If not. I'll try to get.
Luke Burbank
I am, I'm, you know, I have a. My, my computer. You'll be shocked to hear Andrew has an odd relationship with the criminals text chain for some reason. Okay, I've got it here as a. Okay, is this the thing that you sent? You sent this or who sent.
Andrew Walsh
I sent it to you? Yep. It should be a link maybe about. I don't know.
Luke Burbank
But this is in the. But this is in the. The group text chain.
Andrew Walsh
Let's see. Group text chain.
Luke Burbank
Yeah, I've got it here. Okay. This umpire is always right is what I'm looking for.
Andrew Walsh
Try to turn the volume up on. This is disturbing. It' black and white. Actual film, not cartoon.
Luke Burbank
Okay, I'm getting eyes on it right now. Baseball. This umpire is always right. The mechanical gear.
Andrew Walsh
Here we go. You're looking into an umpire.
Luke Burbank
An umpire. Yep. In this electronic age. Gawko the robot gets the call in California and shows his metal. Metal that is on the diamond.
Andrew Walsh
All right, man, let's go. That's the umpire. That's the robot umpire.
Luke Burbank
As the players warm up, Darko rises to the challenging john.
Andrew Walsh
His legs start extending. Is this not?
Luke Burbank
And by the way, just so you know, the robot is, you know, it's got a sort of a slightly human like head and appendages. Although it's very robotic, but it's not like an R2D2. It's something that's vaguely human shaped which adds to how it's really uncanny.
Andrew Walsh
And this voice is a close play at first. First you're out.
Luke Burbank
Says who?
Andrew Walsh
Says me.
Luke Burbank
So now you've got the manager out, like angry at the robot ump, kind of in the way that real baseball manager would get mad at the real.
Andrew Walsh
Back in the day. How would you like a shower?
Luke Burbank
To the dugout man.
Andrew Walsh
To the dugout man. He just kicked the manager.
Luke Burbank
Darko takes over at home plate. And the pitch is, you know who this robot hump looks like? The. The robot from the Day the Earth Stood Still.
Andrew Walsh
Yes. That's the era, right? Yeah.
Luke Burbank
One that says whatever that Baru klepto. I might have actually just bar mitzvahed myself. But you know how, like, there's that Baruch hata. You know how there's like, the thing. There's the thing that the robot in the Day the Earth Stood still says.
Andrew Walsh
You know, I don't know that I've ever. I don't know that I've ever seen it. I only kind of know it generally as a pop culture reference.
Luke Burbank
Gort, clato, barada, nikto.
Andrew Walsh
And now you were a man.
Luke Burbank
Mazel tov to me. This thing is crazy. How did you find this?
Andrew Walsh
I just looked up robot. I wanted to send you guys a gif because you had. You had made a joke about how you're. Whatever. A play had gone our way, a call had gone our way. That shouldn't have. And you're like, that's why I never want robot umps as a joke, because.
Luke Burbank
You'Re often saying I'm always complaining about.
Andrew Walsh
So I was like, I'm going to send a funny old gif of a robot playing baseball or something. But I landed on this thing, which I think is legit from 1955. This isn't like. This isn't like the Family Guy doing a parody or something?
Luke Burbank
No, it looks legit to me now. It also reminds me of something that I sent around. There must have been an era about, like, this era of baseball where I don't know if it's maybe had the Dodgers moved to Los Angeles and there was some sort of a convergence of entertainment and baseball because I somehow happened across this insane clip. It was billed as Mr. Ed Plays Baseball. I don't know if it actually was from a Mr. Ed episode, if it was some different weird one off of a horse playing baseball at Dodger Stadium, but it was so. I don't know if you watched that whole video.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, I did. I was going to say, I literally think it's the best thing to ever grace the text chain, with the possible exception of the name of the text chain, which I love the fun loving criminals. But like, I think about that video all the time.
Luke Burbank
It's insane, right?
Andrew Walsh
I think I'm gonna look this up. I think it's real. I thought it really was.
Luke Burbank
Was it really Mr. Ed?
Andrew Walsh
Maybe baseball? Let me look it up. You describe it, but I believe it's.
Luke Burbank
Got the real Dodgers. It might even. Is there like a Leo Derocher reference in there who might have been the DoD manager at the time? Like, so it's like this horse is playing baseball. But of course, you know, at this time there was no, there was no cgi, there was no AI like their ability to get a real alive horse to in any way seem like they have the bat. I think the bat's dangling from the, from his mouth.
Andrew Walsh
Apparently. This is from Mr. Ed.
Luke Burbank
Again, I don't have any.
Andrew Walsh
It's not, I'm not seeing it on Wikipedia, but I'm seeing in other places, YouTube, Reddit, all the. It says, Mr. Ed, the talking horse, plays baseball with a 1960 Los Angeles Dodgers. Sandy Koufax, Willie Davis, Johnny Roseborough. I don't know that name. Moose Scroun. Nope. Scowron and Leo Derocher. But anyway, yeah, I think this is legitimately the Dodgers and legitimately from an episode of Mr. Ed. And everybody's talking about what you pointed out the slide home because, because basically.
Luke Burbank
What happens is it, first of all, you have to suspend so much disbelief to believe the contact. Like the first thing is like, this was something not unlike white potus. It was the kind of thing that someone like, wouldn't it be funny if Mr. Ed played baseball? Okay, fine. But then they were so committed to the bit once they got to Dodger Stadium and then presumably realized there's no way to make it look like this horse can swing a bat. So it's like the, the, the, the, the, the bat's just like hanging from the horse's kind of mouth. Mouth. And then the horse kind of turns its head, I think. And then they do this thing where it's like it made contact. Now the horse is kind of running the bases. But of course, even though it's a well trained horse, it's not really into doing that. But I will say the base running is maybe the most believable part. They've cut it, you know, going around and, and so now you're like, this whole thing is, is pretty silly. But I, you know, at least we're past the worst of it. We're past the part where they had to try to make it look like the horse is swinging a bat even though it does not have opposable thumbs to hold the bat. And then the slide happened. Yeah, they decided it needed to slide. The horse needed to slide at home to sell the bit. And I.
Andrew Walsh
Once again, this isn't inside the park. Home run. Right. Like they're.
Luke Burbank
Because like the page right out of the little slugger.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah. The outfielders are like, like kind of like bumbling about out there and they can't get a grip on the ball. And so Mr. Ed rounds third and is coming in home.
Luke Burbank
And I have watched this, I probably watched it 10 times. I don't know what the hell is going on with the slide. Did they, did they, did they. It's not the horse at the beginning of the slide. It's. Is it?
Andrew Walsh
Oh, it's just like two like hooves that we see or something.
Luke Burbank
Right?
Andrew Walsh
Don't they?
Luke Burbank
It's like it's. It looked to me like they had a, like a fiberglass horse like thing that they placed on its side and filmed that for a snap, like a split.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, yeah, yeah, I see that. I'm watching.
Luke Burbank
Then they get the real horse like to lie down on home base and get up like so they show very.
Andrew Walsh
Briefly like sort of the horse laying on its side. But it's clearly like you say a full sized like plastic horse or something that is sliding.
Luke Burbank
It's not even like anything because they couldn't get. They could get the horse to lie down, they can get it to stand up, they could lead it to water, they couldn't make it drink.
Andrew Walsh
So imagine like it's not. He's not stretched out. Just imagine a horse that's standing. Like you've commissioned somebody to make you a life sized horse that is just going to stand in a pasture somewhere. Okay. But then you take that thing and you tip it onto its side so that its hooves are pointed out towards the pitch, the pitcher's mound. And we're seeing it from the other side. It's just like moving. We see it drag about five feet. And then even though the feet or the hooves are not reaching out towards the plate at all, suddenly we get a real close up of the plate and one fake horse hoof just barely reaching it. While the catcher, by the way, is so afraid of getting Pete Rosed that he just jumps up and starts climbing a pole.
Luke Burbank
Yeah.
Andrew Walsh
With the safety net on it to get out of the way.
Luke Burbank
And then cut to the Mr. Ed horse, which here's why I didn't know if this officially was Mr. Ed. Because I gotta be honest, I always thought of Mr. Ed as a kind of a, like. How do I put it? Like a kind of an old, sort of like, broke down old horse. Kind of like chewing on some hay and kind of being like a horse is a horse. Of course, of course. Like, I don't know why, but I just thought that Mr. Ed was just kind of like a horse that's pretty well past its prime, but it can talk.
Andrew Walsh
I love.
Luke Burbank
This is a very athletic. Like, I thought this horse was way.
Andrew Walsh
Too jacked to be Mr. Ed, the phenomenon. I just had this. So I've been digitizing old VHS tapes as I've talked about a lot to you privately and on the show, I think, and of course, on after these messages. And so, you know, these old tapes that I found at garage sales. And one of Them is a 1991 Thanksgiving Day marathon of Addams Family TV shows and whoever recorded Our Friends. That's right. Hosted by Kevin and Bean, who were, like, doing man on the street interstitials. It was like 1:00 in the morning, I want to say. Or it was. I feel like it was nearing midnight, if not after midnight, when I'm just sitting here behind my computer and all of a sudden I see a very young Bean Baxter appear in one of these random VHS tapes that I was digitizing, which was really cool in and of itself. You can find that on the after these messages YouTube page. But I bring all that up to say this is the experience that you sort of had with Mr. Ed. Only I had it with the woman who plays Morticia on the Addams Family. The Addams Family was something I knew about and I saw bits of when I was a kid, but I got them confused with the Munsters. It just wasn't really my thing as much. And I always thought. And then when the movies come out, I'm familiar with, oh, goodness, Angela Houston, who.
Luke Burbank
That's who I picture now, if I'm picturing Morticia Adams, right?
Andrew Walsh
And Angelica Houston, obviously a beautiful woman. But, like, for every bit of Adam's family I've ever seen, Morticia has been older than me. So when I'm a really little kid and I'm watching the TV show, Morticia is just like this mom, right? And then when I'm like, a teenager or however old I am when the movie comes out, it's Angelica Huston, who's also a generation older than me. Now I'm going through. And I'm watching these. I'm not really watching Much of the Addams Family. I'm kind of fast forwarding through it to get to the commercials, but I'm, you know, I'll stop every now and then and just sort of watch some for fun. I. I do not remember the name of the man. He's famous. Who plays the husband?
Luke Burbank
John Astin.
Andrew Walsh
Is it John Astin? I didn't realize.
Luke Burbank
His son is Samwise Gamgee from the Loader films. He's also. His son was also Rudy, and his wife was Patty Duke.
Andrew Walsh
Well, as.
Luke Burbank
Oh, that's Sean. Sean Astin. Samwise is. This is the child of John Aston Gomez Adams and Patty Duke.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, I see. But Pat. So it's not. It's not more. Patty Duke is not playing Morticia here. I don't know that actor's name either.
Luke Burbank
Carolyn James is.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, really?
Luke Burbank
Have this in. Only because I have this in front of me because. No, no, no, no.
Andrew Walsh
But the thing is, without. Like. Like, people don't tune into TBTL for the male gaze, but I was like, for the first time in my life.
Luke Burbank
I'm like, no, we're the male straight.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, she was that from a resident element, too. There's some show where they really play around with that wordplay. Anyway, I'm like, oh, she was like a young, like, starlet looking young, beautiful young woman playing this. Like, I've only ever thought of Morticia Adams as being older than me and a mom. And now I'm like, watching these tapes, I'm like, oh, she's like. Like a very young woman in Hollywood. Like a gorgeous young woman playing Morticia Adams. And, like, it's just weird that I had that revelation at age 48 in the year 2025. And all of that is to say you're having that revelation with Mr. Ed again.
Luke Burbank
Yeah.
Andrew Walsh
Not to apply the male Gaze to Mr. Ed, but, like, you're kind of like, I was always younger than Mr. Ed, so I always assumed he was an old, grizzled man. But now you're an old, grizzled man. You're like, that horse is young and can play some baseball.
Luke Burbank
It's like when you see that photo that's going around listing the ages of all the traveling Wilberries when they were.
Andrew Walsh
When they were recording.
Luke Burbank
And they're like, when they were recording, you know, Tweeter and the Monkey man. And, like, the only one that's still older than me is Roy Orbison. And barely. Oh, yeah, barely.
Andrew Walsh
Do you remember that age? What was it like?
Luke Burbank
Might have been 51. And I, by the the way, if, as a kid, if you would have asked me, how old is Roy Orbison and the Traveling Wilbur's, I would have said 100, conservatively. And. And by the way, the rest. The rest of those guys, well, younger than us. Here.
Andrew Walsh
I got it here. Well, if we trust this AI result, Roy Orbison was 52, Dylan was 47. So just. We're just older than him. George Harrison, 45, Jeff Lynn, 41, and Tom Petty, baby. The baby. Tom Petty was two and a half years old. They call it the Terrible Twos. No, he was 37 years old at the time. I mean, 10 years younger than me.
Luke Burbank
I mean, it's just brutal. And again, yeah, I'm. Now I'm having to experience that with Mr. Ed. It never ends. Andrew, that's getting older ends.
Andrew Walsh
And he was a hottie.
Luke Burbank
We was hoping for some razzle dazzle. Razzle dazzle. That's right, man. Razzle dazzle. On your mark. On your mark. Get set, get set now. Ready, ready, Go. Everybody rattle dazzle. Are we streaming again, Andrew? Because I really want this out. Going out to the world. World. That's right.
Andrew Walsh
Our little. We just had a very serious chat during the break. We're. We've decided we're going to let Luke stay on the show for now.
Luke Burbank
I just want to make sure that everybody is hearing the dazzling donors. This is arguably the most important part of the show because.
Andrew Walsh
Absolutely.
Luke Burbank
Thanking the folks that make TBT possible with their dazzling donation of dough. And look who it is. It's our friend Michelle McNelly, aka Mitchell McNelly, in Edina, Minnesota. Michelle, what up? Michelle says, dearest biz boys, tens, fives, elevens and fifteens, which Michelle wonders. Parents of tens. I don't know if we've really explored that.
Andrew Walsh
Interesting.
Luke Burbank
Is somebody of 15 if they're the parent of a 10. Thanks for being here and helping me cope with everything that's happening in our world right now. TBTL was instrumental in me getting through the bad, bad days of COVID isolation. And I'm depending on the TBTL community to help get us all through this. Please get out there and defend schools, libraries, research, science, and people who are being targeted for abuse and harassment. Hear, hear. Michelle, Luke and Andrew, once again, I request more talk about Benny and the Pets.
Andrew Walsh
Benny, Benny. That's my imitation.
Luke Burbank
How we. How have we not record? Should we start recording more parody songs?
Andrew Walsh
I think so. Absolutely.
Luke Burbank
That I started that way too high.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, well, it is a high song, but yeah, yeah.
Luke Burbank
Oof. Benny and the Pets is a Great name for Pet Talk. More Benny and the Pets to lighten my mood. I'm looking forward to the TBTL billboard hunt. Oh, yeah.
Andrew Walsh
Yes.
Luke Burbank
That's a good reminder, Michelle. We got to do that.
Andrew Walsh
Yes, exactly.
Luke Burbank
We should do that.
Andrew Walsh
Things are, things are happening on that front, but we got to give the. The listeners an update at some point. We'll get John on here maybe soon.
Luke Burbank
Yeah, we should. If you, if you missed that, that, that episode, we. And I'm trying to remember what we have and have not told the listeners.
Andrew Walsh
That's what I was trying when. Yeah.
Luke Burbank
What did we. How much info did we put out there?
Andrew Walsh
Billboard.
Luke Burbank
They know we're doing a billboard, right?
Andrew Walsh
Yeah. Did we. I can't re. Michelle's note here makes me think we've said more than I thought we've said. I am all confused about what is public and what is private. As far as our billboard plans.
Luke Burbank
I think we've announced that there's going to be a TBTL billboard someone. Somewhere in America, but it's not going to be where the. Was it not Romeo's. Who was the pizza place that.
Andrew Walsh
Your pizza place? Oh, oh, oh, that's right.
Luke Burbank
The one in a relationship always with Rizzo's. Not Rizzos.
Andrew Walsh
No, it's not Rizzo.
Luke Burbank
But anyway, we realized. I'm walking here. We realized that it was going to be too expensive to put one up where your beloved billboard is. But we are. We could afford a billboard somewhere in America just in maybe a little bit of a less trafficked area.
Andrew Walsh
That's right.
Luke Burbank
And, and so that we're still working on that. That is definitely going to happen. Happen. And I'm glad you're looking forward to it, Michelle. Also, since music for your weekend is gone, it's sort of. I feel like it's gone, but not forgotten because I see things pop up in the newsletter, Andrew. I see it. I see a music wreck in there or two. Now that I'm. Now that I'm allowed to receive the newsletter again, would you say music for your weekend is. Is gone?
Andrew Walsh
It is. It is. I would not say it's gone. It is a newsletter. Exclusive. Now that's a way to make it sound really, you know, special. By the way, it's Spiro's Pizza.
Luke Burbank
Spiro.
Andrew Walsh
I'm so mad at myself for not remembering that in the moment. But Spiros Pizza had this funny billboard.
Luke Burbank
By the way, sometimes in a relationship with remembering Spiros.
Andrew Walsh
But yeah, so Rizzo's was close. We've been sort of like just occasionally including it in the newsletter. But listeners have been sending me in more and more songs, so it's actually not the worst thing to say here on the podcast. If you have a song that you've been jamming out to while eating Bagel Bites and you want to share it with the rest of the listeners, we can do it via the newsletter. You can email me andrewbtl.net and just write a sentence or two about why you like this song and why you're suggesting it as music for your weekend and I'll throw it in an upcoming newsletter.
Luke Burbank
Absolutely. Well, Michelle says since music for your weekend is gone, which tells me Michelle's not reading the newsletter, please go out with a bit of your serial parody show your imaginary friendo, Michelle, AKA mickshell. Now, I wonder if we must have a few. We've gotta have a few people that have joined the listening group recently enough that they missed what was probably honestly the height of production on this show. The best production we've ever had. And you get all of the credit, Mr. Walsh.
Andrew Walsh
What year do you think we did this, by the way? I'd love to hear.
Luke Burbank
Well, when was Shubert Dip out? I know that. Here's the thing. I can remember where I was sitting when we did the show. I was sitting in the post office studio in Port Townsend, Washington, the small maritime village of. So I don't know where that timestamps it, but that's where I was was we did a special. This was not too long after the, you know, the show serial came came out that was an absolute sensation put out by the this American Life folks. And it was the following the case of Adnan Syed and Hae Min Lee and and. And it was such a phenomenon in the podcasting world that we decided that we would do a parody version that instead of being about a serialized telling of an alleged crime, ours would just be about actual serial with a C.
Andrew Walsh
R E a L, not unlike the tradio show that we're streaming live tomorrow. We came in on a Saturday to do this. I remember we didn't stream it live. We did it on a Saturday. It was from November of 2014 forever. That's worth. I also can remember the studio I joined you in for this at kcrw. And of course, the first season of serial, the real show serial began always with a famous mailchimp, a commercial that became sort of famous from its placement on the show for mailchimp. And so we started our show with a parody of that and then a parody of the introduction and is.
Luke Burbank
Now let me ask. I guess I'm about to hear it. But if I remember right, didn't you. You like parodied the mailchimp ad, but it was for Chateau St. Michel.
Andrew Walsh
That's right. Because Chateau St. Michel was still a sponsor at that time or we had some relationship with them. So that seemed like the right thing. So I.
Luke Burbank
The ma. The mailchimp ad was like people on the street kind of like misreading that. I believe one person calls it mailkimp or something. Just kind of like weird person on the street stuff. And you, Andrew, again, your level of execution with this was so phenomenal. Between the Chateau St. Michel ad, which sounded exactly like the mailchimp ads, and then what we call the billboard, the beginning of the show, which was a perfect send up of what happened on the rebound show serial, where it started with a call from.
Andrew Walsh
You have a collect call from Maryland.
Luke Burbank
State Prison or something. And that was. You know how. Anyway, I'm. I remain in awe of your production on this, sir.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, I went around KCRW with a microphone telling people. I don't think Warren is. But there's some. There's some voices people might recognize. Now take a listen. Right now's rolling.
Luke Burbank
Okay.
Andrew Walsh
And it's pronounced Chateau San Michelle. Support for TBTL comes from Chateau Chateau.
Luke Burbank
Support for TBTL comes from Chateau St. Michel, located in Woodinville, Washington, featuring a.
Andrew Walsh
Variety of amazing wines for your upcoming holiday celebration, including their riesling, which is the perfect tur. Which is the perfect turkey.
Luke Burbank
Which is the perfect turkey wine.
Andrew Walsh
Look for the Chateau St. Michel display in a grocery store near you. And don't forget to tag your fun holiday photos on Twitter with the hashtag atoast to Chateau St. Michel, official wine sponsor of TBTL. I actually drink Chateau St. Michel.
Luke Burbank
Really?
Andrew Walsh
Look at this stuff. Some cereal supposed to be good for you.
Luke Burbank
Previously on Cereal. I gave my wife a bowl full of Frankenberry and she took one bite of Frankenberry and she was like, weak in the knees.
Andrew Walsh
Hello, my name is Boo. Let me finish. Booberry.
Luke Burbank
Is Booberry actually blueberry flavored or is it just called Booberry because it's a ghost?
Andrew Walsh
There are no female serial characters, like, at all. Right.
Luke Burbank
This is a global tell link. Prepaid call from. It's Captain Crunch, an inmate from Maryland Correctional Facility.
Andrew Walsh
Captain Crunch.
Luke Burbank
Wait, Captain Crunch is in prison in Maryland? That does not sound good. This sounds good, though. Andrew, let me ask that thing when we're talking about. Let me take this to the least interesting. Least interesting part of all this, which is the. Where we're talking about Booberries, like, when we're in the billboard. Was that. Was. Was that also from. That was pulled from the conversation we had that day, or was that from a different conversation?
Andrew Walsh
No, because we rolled with this. That was from. And you hear Dan Pashman's voice in there, too. And so that. Believe. I believe all of that conversation came from a prior episode where you, me, and Dan Pashman were talking about cereal at one point. And so I grabbed that for that. And I will say I was laughing at that Captain Crunch joke. I know it's my joke, but it makes me laugh every time.
Luke Burbank
Like, yeah, what did he do?
Andrew Walsh
I don't even know if any artist has ever made the uniform.
Luke Burbank
Like, he's not even in. Like, he's not in an orange jumpsuit. He's somehow still in the, like, shoulder pad with the.
Andrew Walsh
But it might be striped, though. It might be the same uniform, but it might be black and white striped, like the old. Like the old classic prison uniform.
Luke Burbank
The reason that I ask about that is because that part of us that's in the billboard about Booberries. My voice is so thrashed. I must have had so much whiskey the night before. Like, and what I was wondering was, did I know we were gonna do this special episode, or did I still insist on drinking an entire bottle of Jameson the night before? Because I can't now. Because that's not really the case with my voice very much anymore. It really jumps out at me.
Andrew Walsh
But you don't mean your voice when you actually start talking. No, I mean, yeah, you're talking about those.
Luke Burbank
When I'm saying something about booberry that is like. I mean, I can hear. I can hear the Jameson radiating off of my vocal cords, which, you know, it's a. It's an odd feeling. It's a. I'm. I'm glad that that's less the case for me these days, but also just like, man, I. Man, I was tying them on a lot and very. In those days because, again, I can definitely hear it in my voice.
Andrew Walsh
And that's also just like. God, that's emotional for me to listen to that I hear voice. Eric J. Lawrence's voice is in there, who is no longer with us. One of the most beautiful men I've ever met. He was at kcrw. He was librarian there. And a beloved guy down in Southern California. I hear from my friend Caitlin Parker in there, who still. But, like, did you ask seven years.
Luke Burbank
Ago, did you ask her to intentionally kind of mess up the name.
Andrew Walsh
Some of them, some of them, like we, we parodied every little bit. But then some of them were natural and I think Caitlyn actually kind of stumbled there. But it was, it was perfect. I think it was legit. I'm not sure. But some of the other ones we definitely. Because like in the mailchimp one, like almost every aspect of that mailchimp parody is a mirror of something that happens in the mailchimp originally.
Luke Burbank
And then. Is it Christian Bordahl?
Andrew Walsh
Oh, yeah. Good, good. You know, I didn't. Do you know Christian or you just remember him from.
Luke Burbank
I did know Christian, yeah. Because he used to file a lot of stuff. I think he used to file stuff for Day to Day and, and then when he was at KCRW and an ex of mine was working there, I feel like we used to cross paths. I, I, he might have even like lived in an apartment in the same building that, that she was subletting in. Anyway, I, yeah, I really liked Christian Bordeaux all as a person. I still do probably. But anyway, those are some very distinctive voices in that little montage.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, I'm even forgetting some now that.
Luke Burbank
I just heard way too much Jameson the night before. I think we can agree on that.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah. But anyway, thank you very much, Michelle. That was a, and not just because I like to, you know, I'm not going to use the crude expression we often use when we're patting ourselves on the back for something, but not because it is not just because it's fun to revisit something like that, which I am a little bit proud of. But also, boy, just hearing those voices was quite, that, quite the adventure for.
Luke Burbank
Me, I think, I mean, honestly, like when we did that show, I thought, well, this, this is when the rocket ship takes off. Because this, honestly, I was really proud of it. That was a really strong concept. I don't think I had seen it out there anywhere. And then again, the execution on your part, like, I was very, very proud of us doing that. Like, I thought that might actually make a little bit of noise because it was just so, it was so funny how well, how well you parodied it.
Andrew Walsh
I don't even remember much of the rest, by the way. That was episode 1727. Just seems forever ago. Mom was on the show, but I can't remember if I talked to your mom on the show too, or if that was something that you pre taped with you and your mom talking about cereal.
Luke Burbank
Wasn't she on that seems like a thing that we would do. It seems Like a stop that I often pull out when we're trying to do some special content like get Sue's on here. That'll help things. Anyway, thanks, Michelle, for all you've done for the show and for reminding us to play that. Maestro, Big weekend. I really, really wanted you to play that now.
Andrew Walsh
Ready?
Luke Burbank
Ready, Go. Are you gonna be here tomorrow or not? That's what we haven't. That's what we have. Not yet. Oh, the big.
Andrew Walsh
Will I be joining you for the tradio show?
Luke Burbank
Because Andrea Carter of Mesquite, Nevada. That sounds like a place, Andrew, that gets very warm in the summer.
Andrew Walsh
It does sound like it gets very warm Nevada. It sounds like they have great barbecues, but they also have mosquitoes. Actually, that's probably Nevada. Probably is not a big mosquito.
Luke Burbank
No, it's probably very dry.
Andrew Walsh
Dry, dry heat. Yep.
Luke Burbank
Probably not too many skeeters as I grew up calling them skeeters. Oh, I have been a. I mean, I believe I was aware that they were called mosquitoes, but we would call them skeeters sometimes.
Andrew Walsh
Really?
Luke Burbank
Yeah.
Andrew Walsh
That does not seem like a Pacific Northwestism.
Luke Burbank
I don't know if it was. I don't know where I picked that up. Andrea says I've been a listener and daily donor for a few years. I think 11 or so. So I think 11. So a new listener. Welcome to the party, Andrea. This last year has been a good one for my business, A Carter travels so I am able to dazzle with my donation. Hey, thanks, Andrea. Appreciate that. Reach out if you need a professional certified travel advisor, here's the website acartertravels.com so the letter A like, I don't think it matters if you capitalize it, but think of it this way. A and then Carter, like beyonce and then travels.com. i'm also on Blue sky and Facebook there. Business done, job done. You were with me when I moved to Seattle. A few years later when we moved to Montana and when we decided to leave Montana and travel full time, you were with me when my husband died. The week we left the house. Andre. I'm sorry. You were with me as my son then 12 years old and I decided decided to continue our journey. TBTL traveled with us to 49 states, most Canadian provinces, Mexico and a few other countries. It sounds like Andrea knows about this travel thing, by the way.
Andrew Walsh
Yes.
Luke Burbank
So if you've got questions, I think this is a person who is they know of what they might be relaying to you. TBTL has been a thread to hold onto when things look so different than we had planned. Please never doubt the impact you and the community of tens can have on someone. You've built a community to be proud of.
Andrew Walsh
Of.
Luke Burbank
Thanks for being a force for good. Wow, Andrea. Well, thank you for being part of the show and so incredibly sorry for what you and your family have gone through and. And are, I'm sure, still going through. As. As people who have lost loved ones know, grief is not a straight line. So it's a. It's probably a lifelong journey. And. And we're happy to know that TBTL is in some small way a thing that might ameliorate a little bit of that here and there. So thank you very much.
Andrew Walsh
And Andrea used to share some, like, kind of dispatches from the road with her and her son with us and on social media, and I know that they've had wonderful, wonderful adventures over the years that I think a lot of people would be kind of envious of.
Luke Burbank
And so I'm on the website now, Andrew. It's attainable luxury travel. I like those words. You know me, I like luxury travel. I generally can't attain it.
Andrew Walsh
Huh.
Luke Burbank
I'd like to know more about it. In fact, there's a photo on Andrea's website that I don't think it's actually. I think it's probably somewhere else in the world, but it's giving me powerful white lotus vibes when they're out on the boat. If there was a part of that show that gave me the most, you know, for all of the scenes at the various. At the. At the resort itself and all that beauty, it was when they would be out on those boats going in between giant rock outcroppings. That's when I was like, I gotta get me there.
Andrew Walsh
That's why I did not understand, I guess one of the biggest complaints about this season, and I can't remember what we've said off air and on air anymore or live on the stream accidentally.
Luke Burbank
But that's quietly to ourselves.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah.
Luke Burbank
Darker moments.
Andrew Walsh
I heard Mike White sort of defending on a podcast and sort of defending the slowness of this season. And I didn't realize so many people were complaining, like, get to the plot. I'm like, are you kidding me? Like, the white. I loved just luxuriating and pretending that I was there where these people are, although the people tend to be awful. So I guess you got to be careful what you wish for a little bit. But certainly the places that you would see is just like, oh, my God. Just like, you just let it wash over You.
Luke Burbank
Yes. And like, again, particularly those scenes of like when they pull way back, presumably with a drone shot of just like a luxury yacht just kind of tooling through some incredible waters off of Thailand. Looked amazing. Well, if you want to do that, that affordably, reach out to our friend Andrea. And thank you, Andrea, so much for making TBTL possible. Here I go once again with the email.
Andrew Walsh
Every week I hope that it's from a female.
Luke Burbank
Oh man, it's not from a female. Speaking of the White Lotus, have you seen this little side by side that somebody has done? Which it's, it's kind of funny. I guess if you're in enough stuff, if you're in, if you're in enough movies, things will sort of line up unexpectedly. But. But it's John Grice, the guy that plays Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite and then plays. Is it Greg? Yes, Greg on White Lotus. And it's Uncle Rico's character who's lamenting. So he's in Napoleon Dynamite and he's lamenting that he never made it big with football. You know how he's got this weird football subplot where he's like, you want to see me throw a football over that mountain?
Andrew Walsh
So wait a second. So they've superimposed his dialogue of they side by side.
Luke Burbank
So you've got Uncle Rico again. I don't know how much people remember Napoleon Dynamic, but he's like doing this thing where he's videotaping himself on high eight doing like drop back passes and stuff and kind of like throwing this football pretty unconvincingly. And then he's, you know, he's talking to, you know, the, the Dynamite kids and he's kind of saying Kip and Napoleon and he's kind of like saying like, you know, man, if I would have, you know, if we would have won state and I would have gone big or something. And then what he's describing, his dream version of his life is like, I'd be living in some mansion somewhere, probably in a Jacuzzi with the love of my life. And they're side by side with him as Greg in his mansion with his girlfriend in the Jacuzzi.
Andrew Walsh
That's great. No, I have not seen that.
Luke Burbank
I'm waiting for someone to come up with the fanfic of how the White Lotus is a Napoleon Dynamite sequel.
Andrew Walsh
Yes. How it's all the same universe.
Luke Burbank
Yes, exactly. Like that's somehow Uncle Rico made his way to Thailand or I guess maybe to Hawaii before that. Anyway, back to emails and V mails do you have an email or a V mail sir that you'd like to share?
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, it's got a quickie here. And by the way, if somebody wants to leave us a voicemail, call 206-414-8285. That's 206-414-TBTL. That's also going to be the call in number that you're going to use during tomorrow's live stream imaginary tradio show.
Luke Burbank
But I. I got to set an alarm for that. By the way, as much as we've talked about it, every time that you mention it, I'm like, oh, yeah, we are doing that tomorrow.
Andrew Walsh
You keep picturing yourself moving bricks down the hill.
Luke Burbank
It's just. Oh, my God, dude, seriously, that was a terrible idea. My dad was living in my head the whole time because my dad's been like, you should really try to have him put those cinder blocks down near the thing. And I was like, well, you can't get there with like a forklift, so I don't know what I'm gonna do. And he was like. And then when I showed him, I sent him a picture of where they were. I was kind of proud of how close I actually got them to put the palm pallet. And he was like, well, happy, slept like. There's been this narrative going where he's acting like, like, you, like, Luke, you have no idea how. What a nightmare this is going to be to move these cinder blocks. And, like. And I've been like, it'll be fine. And then when I was on, like, cinder block 50, I was like, yeah, this is actually really. This does.
Andrew Walsh
So what are you doing? You're putting them in a. In a wheelbarrow or you're.
Luke Burbank
Yeah, I moved them all. So I. I did all hundreds, actually. You know, it was worse.
Andrew Walsh
How many are you putting in a wheelbarrow barrel?
Luke Burbank
Well, I started off with four at a time, and then I pushed it to five so I could cut down on the number of trips.
Andrew Walsh
Okay.
Luke Burbank
They weigh about 30 to 35 pounds a piece. And as long as you kind of position them in a way that was balanced, it was definitely doable. So I was. Eventually, I was doing five cinder blocks per trip.
Andrew Walsh
And the. And the. The blocks in the cart are going downhill.
Luke Burbank
Right?
Andrew Walsh
You got to hold on to that thing.
Luke Burbank
Yes, but. But better than uphill. Uphill would have been maybe two in the, like, uphill. I would have made two trips so far. Like, it would have. What I had going for me was gravity, but I still had to kind of like go down this little kind of narrow path and then around the front of kind of underneath the deck and then over to this area where they're going to go. And then I had to take them out of the wheelbarrow and start a new stack. I had to basically take down two pallets of them because they showed up on pallets shrink wrapped. So I had to cut off the shrink wrap and then I had to take them off the pallet five at a time, wheel them over other thing and restack them in a new pile so they'd be easier accessed. The actual worst part was there's this mortar that we're going to use, and those are 80 pound bags of mortar. And they're like, it's like picking up an 80 pound burrito. At least the cinder blocks were rigid.
Andrew Walsh
Good.
Luke Burbank
Actually, I'm kind of hungry from all that schlepping. But like, by the time I was picking up after I'd moved probably like four of the bags of mortar, I found my hand like not just kind of cramping, but actually like losing its grip strength. You know, kind of like I was not able. I was having a really difficult time reaching into the wheelbarrow and picking up this 80 pound bag of mortar. Mortar with my right hand. It wasn't my left hand, oddly, my right hand, I'd have to just kind of claw it under there and kind of hump this thing up and then get it over and put it down.
Andrew Walsh
Of course.
Luke Burbank
This is my dad. So I. I'm all proud. I do this before the show. I finished like almost right before showtime. I take a picture of it like, look at me now, dad.
Andrew Walsh
You love me now.
Luke Burbank
Yeah, exactly. I can take you. And. And then I'm also proud because I had come up with, I thought, a pretty good solution for. Because the mortar, you know, it's bags, you don't want it to get rained on. So I had found a part of the deck that was quite protected. I put a new pallet down and I'd leveled it and I'd stacked this mortar, these 80 pound bags. So I sent him a picture of all this and I'm like, kind of like, hey, look what I did. And he's like, is the mortar in a place where it won't get rained on? I'm like, yeah, come on, give me like, give me a attaboy on this. Don't be like, make sure the mortar somewhere won't get rained on. I did it, Walt. You.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah. You know that this is so.
Luke Burbank
Everything's going fine with me.
Andrew Walsh
Well, you want to hear how messed up I am? And I do want to play a quick voicemail for you here in a second, but I was grilling yesterday. I was grilling some chicken wings. I was going to go to the. You know what? They don't need all the detail, Andrew. I was grilling some chicken wings, and I guess it is sort of interesting that, you know, I'm going to give them all the detail. Andrew.
Luke Burbank
I love it. I'm here for it. I don't even eat chicken wings. I'm here for it, dude.
Andrew Walsh
I was going into sprouts. I was going to pick up just a few things, but it was a beautiful. And I'm like, you know what? It would be a great day to grill or evening to grill or whatever. But I was like, what do I want to grill? I couldn't think of anything. And I thought, oh, you know what I'll do is just buy some little, you know, like, what do you call them? Flats and drumsticks, Whatever. The small little, like, you know, wings that you would get at a bar. I'll buy a bunch of those unseasoned, bring them home, season them and grill them, and maybe I could even, like, kind of season them several different ways or something and have a little tasting party with Genevieve. But as I'm in sprouts and I'm walking towards, like, where I was going to get the wings, kind of, I pictured getting them all packaged up. I'm passing the display case of the butcher, and they already have like five or six different flavors of wings, pre marinated. And I'm like, ooh, this could be a fun little thing. So I try four different flavors.
Luke Burbank
What'd you go with?
Andrew Walsh
So one was just traditional barbecue or one was traditional buffalo. But it's like sprouts, by the way. So all of it was like, kind of like even the buffalo. It wasn't like a strong, vinegary buffalo. It was a little.
Luke Burbank
Because that place is kind of a little more on the healthy side.
Andrew Walsh
They consider themselves like a farmer's market or whatever. And so I think they pride themselves on the quality of the food and.
Luke Burbank
Which, by the way, is not what you want with your wings.
Andrew Walsh
What's that?
Luke Burbank
I mean, don't you want the flavor to be wrong? Yeah, I don't know. To me, it's like artisanal wing. Doesn't seem as sad as. Doesn't feel to me like it scratches the itch of like a. A buffalo sauce wing that's been sauced within an inch of its life.
Andrew Walsh
Well, you could do that. But I'm just sort of at a stage in my life where I don't like things overly flavor blasted anyway, so I thought it was good anyway, so I got a few, like, traditional buffalo flavor. They end up being pretty good. But you're not an overwhelming buffalo taste. I got something called cherry chipotle, which I think.
Luke Burbank
I don't know if I can ding for that.
Andrew Walsh
No, you don't have to ding for that. I thought it was going to. I thought it was. I didn't dislike it, but Genevieve thought it was too sweet. She thought, wow, that's very cherry forward. I thought it was going to be more like. I couldn't even picture that taste. I thought they were fine, but Genevieve didn't like them. I think a lime cilantro was pretty good. That was more. And then a Jamaican jerk. I think Jamaican jerk was the one that was both of our favorites. So.
Luke Burbank
Yeah.
Andrew Walsh
Oh, my God, Andrew, you don't have to tell him everything.
Luke Burbank
So anyway, honestly, I was on the edge of my seat. I like these. These little flights of conversations.
Andrew Walsh
This is all coming back to you feeling like, sort of affronted by something your dad said. Only mine is something that somebody said to me years ago that popped in my head while I was grilling, and I really need to get over it. So. And I'm not gonna name him because he's known to our listeners, but. So last night, I had this thing where I didn't want to forget which wings were which on the grill. So I did this whole thing where I took out four plates. I got 10 each of these.
Luke Burbank
Can I ask?
Andrew Walsh
40 grams?
Luke Burbank
This is a Weber. So you're doing a charcoal?
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, that's kind of the thing. I love my charcoal before. Well, that's how you start the charcoal. Sure. And then. And I love the little process. But I will say I'm getting to the point where it's kind of like, yeah, this thing is pretty small for almost everything I make now, I have to cook it and in shifts. And because I grill a lot of vegetables.
Luke Burbank
Surface area.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, just the surface area. And then also, if you keep half of it hot and half of it sort of cooler for you know what I mean? Like, direct. You don't want the direct heat. Whatever. Like, I'm getting closer to probably getting a bigger grill and potentially a gas grill down the line. Maybe this summer. I don't know. Either way, what I'm doing is I'm deciding I'm going to cook So I got 10 each of these flavors, right. And so I'm going to cook them in batches of 10, and that way I can keep track of which flavor is which, because I really wanted to know what we like and what we don't like going forward. So I pre tore off four sheets of. Of like, what do you call it? Tin foil. Right. And I wrote, before they were covering anything, I pre wrote on them the four different flavors. And I stacked those up underneath four plates.
Luke Burbank
You got some gaffer's tape and you marked.
Andrew Walsh
That's right. I taped up all the wings.
Luke Burbank
You put Luke Andrew Caller, Sklarov.
Andrew Walsh
Turns out we were streaming the whole thing live. No, but anyway, so I was pretty proud of my little system. So I don't know. Well, let's say I cook the buffalo first, then I got the plate and the corresponding tin foil and I wrapped it up, took it inside, threw it in the oven, and then like, and then did that for the next four. And as I'm kind of going through my little process feeling kind of proud of keeping track of these things, I had like, I think intrusive thought is too strong of a word here, but like a flash of a memory of a dear friend of mine, somebody who I literally could not love more. When he was visiting Seattle, probably, I'm going to say, three summers ago, he and Genevieve and I were just grilling for the three of us. And I, as you discussed, sometimes when you're grilling for another person, like, you can get in your head. It can be a little bit.
Luke Burbank
I just don't even do it. I just, I just honestly, like, hand it over to the other person because that's how. That is how limited my grilling abilities are.
Andrew Walsh
And I don't remember exactly what we were making, but it was definitely chicken based. That's key to this. So I'm guessing, you know, one thing I'll do sometimes is I'll like kind of take chicken, you know, thighs and drumsticks, like full size ones and, and like cook those on the grill and then sort of dress them on the grill a little bit with barbecue sauce or something. Anyway, I was probably doing something like that, but I remember my friend was sitting outside on the, on the, you know, porch or whatever, the deck while I'm grilling next to the deck. And I'm going to take the chicken off, off of the grill. It's now been cooked and I'm going to put it back on this pan. And he says to me, whoa, the raw chicken was. You didn't you're not putting that back where the raw chicken was. I just like, no, I'm not putting the cooked chicken on a pan that had raw chicken on it. I think what I had done in this case was I had. When I brought the chicken out, I think I had two layers of tin foil with the raw chicken on it.
Luke Burbank
Smart.
Andrew Walsh
And then when the chicken was on the grill, I tore that all off, which keeps the pan underneath clean. But I remember being like. So I was like. And I don't think I said anything in the moment other than, no, no, no, this is clean. But like, I was apparently so offended that three years later, grilling by myself.
Luke Burbank
Last night came right back to you with your.
Andrew Walsh
I was just like, what does this person make of me? This is somebody who I have a very. And again, I can't even. I'll tell you after the show who it is. It's somebody I love. You've never heard me beef about this person ever before. Great, great guy. But I just had this little piece of this little. And again, I think I'm just in a sour mood a lot these days. But I remember grilling yesterday just thinking like, looking back on that and being like, that person really thinks I'm dumb enough to put cooked chicken back on a raw chicken plate. What else must that person think of my incompetence in life? And I was just like, sort of spiraling on that a little bit.
Luke Burbank
Had that person been at my house and I were cooking, it would have been a good note. That was sort of malad come directly from my place and they were like, just kind of a little traumatized by maybe, I don't know, various things that I've pulled in the day. Because I am so not, I'm so not good with that kind of stuff. And not detail oriented, but raw chicken.
Andrew Walsh
Like, you know, you gotta be. You gotta be very careful with raw chicken. You wash your hands a lot like it's you.
Luke Burbank
My feeling is I wouldn't probably. I might instinctively know not to do that. But I could also see. I could see not. Here's what happens to me again. I just don't grill very much because I don't eat a ton of meat. So I started off not great at grilling and I think I've somehow gotten worse over time. But what happens to me is I have bad planning about what I need to bring out to the grill area with me in terms of number of plates or I brought something out on a cutting board and now it's. But now it's cooking, and now it's, like, needs to come off right away. But I didn't bring. You know, I run into, like, a sort of a supply chain situation because I don't do it that much where I don't have my systems. I'm sure you have pretty elaborate systems. Systems. I know it's B52s on the CD player.
Andrew Walsh
Actually, yesterday it was my laptop watching just a bunch of random MLB games.
Luke Burbank
Nice. Yeah. Anyway, but I hope that. I hope you've been able to find. I hope you've been able to find some forgiveness for that person. Yeah, I probably. My guess is that they probably were not. It was not, for them, a gateway into a larger sense of doubting your competition.
Andrew Walsh
No, it is somebody who I think is more of a cook than I am and definitely more of a foodie than I am. And so maybe may and maybe combined with that in my insecurity over just, you know, I always get very nervous grilling for people. Like, when it's me and vives, I've been cooking a lot of. All right, we got to get. We got to get going here. But I've been cooking a lot of broccoli on the grill lately. That is to say, I've done it twice now, and yesterday was a little bit.
Luke Burbank
What do you put it down on?
Andrew Walsh
Well, this is. Okay, this is interesting. Well, I don't know if it is.
Luke Burbank
I'm.
Andrew Walsh
Listen, I have a. And this is where the space issue kind of comes in with my grill, because I have a standard Weber grill, the round kind that you would see. You know, it's like kind of classic Americana sort of. Right. And it's not that big. I'm cooking the wings or whatever protein I have been making that night. But then I have, like, a tray that. It's like a grill tray, essentially. It's that little circle with little holes in it. And so I kind of, you know, I make sure that I oil that up. And I was. I wanted some advice online just to see what people said about grilling broccoli. This was like, last weekend or something. And what they said to do is, you know, get thicker broccoli so that you can cut the stems and, like, right down the middle. No, not medallions. I've done that in the oven before. But, like, so let's say you have a little, like, floret of broccoli. Leave more of a stem on that than you usually would, like if you were steaming it or something, and then split it down the middle so that it's like kind of flat. Like if you took a long and split it down the middle so that you can sort of brown that side of it first. And so I did that the first time yesterday. I was at. I was like. I mentioned at sprouts. And so the broccoli was slightly. It was, like, thinner, so I couldn't quite give it that treatment. But I was like, let's just try this anyway. And obviously, putting it on the. Putting it on the grill, not a huge deal. It's oil salt, I think, maybe a little bit of garlic, pepper. One thing that I've been putting on everything lately is a little bit of Cajun seasoning. You know, that Cajun seasoning salt that you can get. I guarantee Creole seasoning or whatever that's called. A little bit of that. You know, it's just oil and some spices put on the grill, cook it, and then on the advice of the Internet, I hit it with a little bit of a little squeeze of lemon juice and some. And some hot pepper flakes. The flavor on that, like, the char that the grill gives it, if you don't overdo it, is. It's really good.
Luke Burbank
It's like, I'm very excited about this now that I can get into because again, the. Mostly the veggie side stuff. Do you. Last question, and then we can do whatever we're going to do and then finish up the show.
Andrew Walsh
One quick voicemail, Allegedly.
Luke Burbank
We're going to listen to voicemail, I think.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, quickie.
Luke Burbank
How frequently? Okay, so that, like, little metal tray that you have put down on your grill to cook the broccoli on, I have something like that. It's a rectangle. I cook a lot of asparagus on mine.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, I should get a rectangle, which I love.
Luke Burbank
How frequently or how thoroughly do you wash that thing between uses?
Andrew Walsh
That's a really good question and one that popped into my head last night because I don't use the dishwasher all that often unless I know I'm making enough of a mess during cooking that I can, like, load it and run a whole cycle. I don't ever like to leave dirty dishes in the dishwasher, which I might have accidentally done last night. And so last night I was thinking about that as I took that thing and I put it in the dishwasher because really, I should probably let it create more of a patina. You know what I mean? It's probably better to not have it, like, starkly dry in the dishwasher. Like, I'm currently doing it's probably better to leave it a little bit greasy, right?
Luke Burbank
I kind of like, that's. Again, I have already established I know nothing about this world, but I have a very weird thing, which is I would never cook in a dirty pot or a. I would never cook in a minimally cleaned pot. But when it comes to grilling. So my. My thing with the actual grill is, you know, I'll, like, obviously use the brush and kind of clean it off. And I don't want there. I don't want there to be any. Any, like, food particles or, you know, meat particles or whatever on there. That would be gross.
Andrew Walsh
But I don't like marinade cooked on there.
Luke Burbank
No, but, like, I want to get it all. I want to get it cleaned off, but. But just. I don't. Then go after it with soap and water. I don't know, grill off. And the same thing with this thing I cook veggies on, I basically, like, I'll hit it with the. With the scrap. Well, not the scraper, but the brush. I may wipe it off a little bit, but I kind of want there to be a little bit of the, like you said, patina, the oil of the, like, olive oil that I put over the asparagus. I also don't cook meat on this. Maybe that's part of it. But that thing is, if you looked at it, it's charred. It's not like it does not look like a clean thing to be cooking on, but I feel like that adds to the whole thing. But I don't know if I'm just being unhygienic.
Andrew Walsh
Well, it makes sense because, like, you say you're not cooking your grill after you're cleaning. You're brushing your grill before and after, but you're not washing that.
Luke Burbank
I'm not taking it out and putting it in the sink. And like.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, then the fire does clean it. Like, I brush the grill after I'm done cooking, but then also when I fire it up again, the next time, I let that grill get hot and then I scream it. Totally. Yeah.
Luke Burbank
I feel like I let the fires of Weber cleanse the entire situation. By the way, is there a better feeling? Baseball game's on. You've got the grill going, but you're not even cooking yet. You just know that it's singeing out everything that's not supposed to be in there. Yeah, yeah, Purifying.
Andrew Walsh
And then I put a little bit of olive oil on the grill itself. So, anyway, okay, so I had a voicemail I want to play for You. And the thing is, I've been collecting a bunch of voicemails. I'll probably put together another montage. Maybe next week we'll do that. Of people calling in and doing goofy things on the voicemail line. This one I was going to put in that montage. But the thing is, I keep on wanting to refer to this concept to you that is brought up in this voicemail from listener cat, not our friend Hollywood's cat. I think this is a different cat. But I think I even talked about this voicemail and after these messages already, even though nobody has actually heard the voicemail yet except for me and the sender, because I think it raises such an interesting point about my favorite social media site currently.
Luke Burbank
Hi, Andrea, Luke, this is Kat and Eugene. I have been meaning to call in for a long time about various things.
Andrew Walsh
Anyway, I did want to ask, do.
Luke Burbank
We know that it's pronounced blue sky? Because whenever I see it, I want to say blue ski. And if I was on it, I would say, oh, I sent a blueski. Or did you see what he blue skied? I just blue skied myself.
Andrew Walsh
You know, I think that just is.
Luke Burbank
A little bit more fun. Has a fun ring to it.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, that one has a little fun ring to it. Anyway. All right, power out, Kat. This has been living in. So, yes, we do know that it's called Blue sky officially, but because if.
Luke Burbank
You think about it, like Twitter is a bird probably in the sky. Maybe this is the everything else in the sky. It was.
Andrew Walsh
That was sort of the origin of the name. And we know that it's pronounced Blue Sky. Having said that, Blue Ski is fine. Ever since you've left this voicemail and I heard it, I have been calling it Blue Ski in my head. And also people were calling him what they were calling him Skeets for a while instead of tweets. And that's a very gross thing to call something. I've been getting a lot of emails from, or I was at the time getting emails from listeners being like, you know what that word means, right? I'm like, yes, that's why I don't use it. I don't know why other people think it's okay to use that to describe a blue sky post. It's not a good word in the slang world. And if we're just language changes, yes, true, It's. It's ever evolving to the windows, to the walls. But if we're calling it a blue. Did you see what he blue skied? Oh, man. Yeah, oh, man. I came up with that good joke during tvt. I should blue ski that. Love that so much.
Luke Burbank
It sounds like your friend from high school who is just like the life of the party. Blueski. Oh, you know who's coming over?
Andrew Walsh
Oh, no. Is blue Ski coming?
Luke Burbank
Oh, shit, yeah.
Andrew Walsh
Dude, get the tarps. Get the.
Luke Burbank
Honestly, hydrate, because blue ski is coming and it's going to be a whole thing. I was not trying to have that kind of Saturday afternoon, but blueski's here.
Andrew Walsh
It is a.
Luke Burbank
It does sound. It does make it sound fun.
Andrew Walsh
It does. I'm making this.
Luke Burbank
Let's start doing that. Thank you for the tip. Let's, let's.
Andrew Walsh
We're.
Luke Burbank
We're gonna start. We'll start using that terminology here. I need to get back on my blue ski because I feel like I've kind of. I have, you know, I haven't. I haven't posted on there in the longest of times. I still look at it. It's. It, it's certainly not like one of those things, one of those platforms that, like, I kind of jumped on and then I've totally forgotten about. It's in my. It's sort of in my circle it right now, which would be for me still Instagram and of course TikTok. Although less TikTok, a lot less, because it's just so bad now.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, so funny. We never talked about that much on the show. You had told me that your personal experience with TikTok was going downhill because the algorithm or whatever, you thought maybe you'd gotten to the end of Tick Tock. Oh, dude, it's.
Luke Burbank
Honestly.
Andrew Walsh
And then I've been seeing people write about it like, yeah, this is just a thing. It's just gone downhill.
Luke Burbank
I think it's fading and I think only the power users realize it because, like, I have noticed that when I do jump on there now and take a look around, I see so much repetition even within a session, which is what I call it. Let's say that I'm scrolling on there for an hour. I might see the same thing two times in that hour, which is crazy because there used to be an inexhaustible supply of BS on there and now it starts to feel like almost like the content. Content. You can kind of see the. It's like the Truman Show. It's like I, you know, I'm seeing the edge of the content in some way, which makes me think there's actually less content being uploaded.
Andrew Walsh
Yeah, yeah.
Luke Burbank
Like they're like running out of content or as people lose interest in the site. Fewer people are uploading or there's less being uploaded. Also, everything is now an ad. It's either some bizarre AI generated ad or it's a person who. Who's trying to get me to buy some sort of kitchen device because they're getting paid a fee for turning me onto it. But you'll go through like four or five swipes that are just advertisements. And when that happens too many times, it starts to just naturally kind of ruin the experience.
Andrew Walsh
Every time you say this, I sort of picture the COVID or the COVID as I remember it of that Shel Silverstein book, where the Sidewalk Ends. Sort of like, isn't there a kid? Or maybe I think a kid is peering over. Peering over the edges of sort of like crumbles because it's.
Luke Burbank
That was a profound book cover in my time.
Andrew Walsh
I remember thinking about that a lot.
Luke Burbank
It really gets you into thinking about the. Because you're probably about the same age that you're Guinness booking pretty hard. You're like, what's the biggest pumpkin that's ever existed? And you're also like, what is the edge of this? Now? Some people take that and become Flat Earthers, and that's a bad outcome. But for the rest, that is true.
Andrew Walsh
Is that where it all started?
Luke Burbank
Shell Silver stuff was the original Flat Earth that.
Andrew Walsh
You heard it here first.
Luke Burbank
All right, that's going to bring us to the end of our broadcast week. Thank you.
Andrew Walsh
Well, not really. Tomorrow is still part of the week, my friend.
Luke Burbank
Tell you what I told you. I got to set an alarm. If. If you haven't heard from me by 9am tomorrow, send somebody over here because I am. I'm gonna set like four alarms. I am worried that I'm gonna space this because I just did it right there. You're absolutely right, Andrew. We're gonna be back here tomorrow with TBTL Tradio 10am live. Go to tbtl.net and click on the link, Watch, call, tell your friends, we'll see you then. In the meantime, have a great Friday. Please remember, no mountain too tall, and.
Andrew Walsh
Good luck to all. Power out.
Podcast Summary: TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live – Episode #4448 "I Just Blueskied Myself"
Release Date: April 18, 2025
Hosts: Luke Burbank & Andrew Walsh
Duration: Approximately 96 minutes
In Episode #4448 of Too Beautiful To Live (TBTL), hosts Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh embark on a journey filled with humor, personal anecdotes, technical mishaps, and heartfelt interactions with their listener community. True to TBTL’s essence, the duo navigates through various topics with their characteristic goofiness and camaraderie.
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Episode #4448 of Too Beautiful To Live encapsulates the dynamic interplay between Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh, balancing lighthearted humor with meaningful discussions. From technical hiccups and updates on their sponsored little league team to personal stories and reflections on past content, the hosts deliver an engaging and relatable experience for both long-time listeners and newcomers.
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This episode highlights the essence of TBTL—a blend of friendship, humor, community engagement, and the inevitable challenges of live broadcasting. Whether discussing cinder blocks or navigating social media, Luke and Andrew maintain a personable and authentic connection with their audience.