TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Episode #4500: Titanicly Drunk And Extremely Regretful
Release Date: July 1, 2025

1. Celebrating 4,500 Episodes

The episode kicks off with Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh celebrating a significant milestone—the 4,500th episode of TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live. Luke humorously reflects on the rarity of reaching such a round number, emphasizing the show's longevity and dedication.

"[02:30] Luke Burbank: 4500 times this has happened. Well, 4499 and now today makes 4500. We love a nice round number on the program."

Andrew echoes the excitement, highlighting their appreciation for milestone achievements.

"[02:28] Andrew Walsh: Let the fun begin."

2. Lady Gaga, Art Impersonators, and TSA Myths

A major topic of discussion revolves around a quirky story Luke encountered in the New York Times. The headline suggested that Lady Gaga had purchased art, but the narrative quickly spiraled into bizarre territory involving impersonators and absurd TSA incidents.

"[02:44] Luke Burbank: And we're there with 4,500. I read an interesting story in the New York Times today. The headline, she thought Lady Gaga bought her art. Then things got strange."

However, Luke debunks a related story about a TSA incident involving "swamp crotch," revealing it to be baseless and stemming from a Reddit thread.

"[03:47] Andrew Walsh: That's the part where the art gets made. It's actually kind of a crazy story about, well, the art world and also people impersonating Lady Gaga and things like that."

Luke clarifies the misinformation surrounding the TSA story, emphasizing the importance of credible sources.

"[03:56] Andrew Walsh: So swamp crotch fell off of the list, and somebody impersonating Layli Gaga for art moved to the top of the list."

3. The Oldest Continuous Baseball Team: A Deep Dive

Andrew shares an intriguing personal experience about reaching out to Tim Kirk Shin, a respected baseball writer, with a question about the oldest baseball team that has retained its original name and city.

"[07:15] Andrew Walsh: So that would make sense."

The conversation delves into the complexities of baseball history, particularly focusing on the Philadelphia Phillies as the oldest continuous one-name, one-city franchise in Major League Baseball.

"[31:57] Luke Burbank: But listen to this, Andrew. This is actually to your point, this is the Philadelphia Phillies Wikipedia page. The National League approved a new franchise for Philly to begin playing in 1883... the Phillies are the oldest continuous one name one city franchise in American professional sports."

Andrew expresses his admiration for the thoroughness of Tim's response, highlighting the depth of baseball lore.

"[32:24] Luke Burbank: You just feel like it has that. It has that feeling of somebody who's maybe a generation or two ahead of us."

4. Navigating Home Maintenance and Family Gatherings

The hosts transition into personal territories, discussing Luke's anxieties about home maintenance ahead of an upcoming family gathering. Luke shares his struggles with maintaining his yard and the pressure to present a "perfect" home environment for his siblings.

"[58:14] Andrew Walsh: There's just."

Luke candidly admits his fears about not meeting his own standards, revealing a vulnerability that's both relatable and heartfelt.

"[67:51] Andrew Walsh: You guys hate it when people go back to old conversations and say, we're moving forward."

He reflects on his upbringing in a humble rental house, contrasting it with his current desire for control over his home environment.

"[68:44] Andrew Walsh: It."
"[73:45] Andrew Walsh: Oh, that."

5. Reflections on Podcasting and Media Interactions

Luke and Andrew delve into their experiences with other media personalities, notably comparing their show to the likes of Howard Stern. Luke recounts a personal anecdote about attempting to call into Adam Carolla's show, only to be brusquely dismissed—a story that underscores his appreciation for their own podcasting journey.

"[35:57] Luke Burbank: Like, me getting to be on television where it's my face and I'm probably interviewing someone pretty famous or whatever. That would be less of a thrill than Howard Stern going, Luke's in."

Andrew discusses his interactions with the Tim Kirk Shin podcast, expressing admiration for the father-son dynamic and the show's engaging content.

"[24:08] Andrew Walsh: So, this is a great game. Is that what it's called? This is a great game. What a."

They highlight the importance of genuine connections and the unique bond they share on their own show, appreciating the supportive listener base.

"[34:17] Andrew Walsh: Thanks for doing that because, you know, you and I do that against all odds, does actually have some people who love it and support it and make it possible."

6. Practical Tips: Weed Whackers and Lawn Maintenance

In a lighter segment, Luke and Andrew share practical advice on maintaining lawns, specifically focusing on weed whackers. Luke introduces a product modification that enhances efficiency without the fragility of traditional rigid blades.

"[77:24] Andrew Walsh: Like, I just have to get, get good at learning how to use the weed eater in a very balanced way."

They play an old Weed Terminator commercial, blending humor with their shared disdain for conventional garden tools.

"[84:08] Genevieve: Would you go fishing With a lawnmower? Then why trim your lawn with fishing line? Forget it. Here comes the Weed Terminator..."

7. Closing Thoughts and Encouragement

As the episode winds down, Luke offers heartfelt encouragement to listeners, emphasizing self-acceptance and the unconditional love of family regardless of imperfections.

"[83:57] Luke Burbank: Even if you haven't done that, the people that love you still love you."

Andrew adds his final remarks, reinforcing the supportive and inclusive nature of their podcast community.

"[83:58] Andrew Walsh: And now back to host Randy Travis on TNT Power Out."

Key Takeaways:

• Milestone Achievement: Celebrating the 4,500th episode underscores the show's enduring popularity and commitment.

• Media Literacy: The discussion on the Lady Gaga art story and TSA myths emphasizes the importance of verifying information sources.

• Baseball History: Exploring the Philadelphia Phillies' legacy offers listeners a deep dive into sports history.

• Personal Vulnerability: Sharing home maintenance anxieties and family dynamics adds a relatable and authentic layer to the podcast.

• Podcasting Insights: Comparing their experiences with other media personalities highlights the unique strengths and values of TBTL.

• Practical Advice: Offering lawn maintenance tips provides actionable value to listeners.

• Encouragement: Ending with messages of self-acceptance and love fosters a positive and supportive community atmosphere.

Notable Quotes:

• "[02:30] Luke Burbank: 4500 times this has happened... We love a nice round number on the program."

• "[07:15] Andrew Walsh: So that would make sense."

• "[32:17] Andrew Walsh: Okay, so that's what Tim... What I'm assuming Tim was sending this back, because Tim, again, is of this generation..."

• "[53:19] Luke Burbank: Actually, you've said something though that I think has helped me..."

• "[83:58] Andrew Walsh: And now back to host Randy Travis on TNT Power Out."

Conclusion:

Episode #4500 of TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live masterfully blends humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions, all while marking a significant milestone. Luke and Andrew engage listeners with a mix of pop culture references, sports history, and relatable life challenges, cementing their place as beloved and authentic voices in the podcasting landscape.