Transcript

Andrew Walsh (0:00)

We have to get our story out.

Luke Burbank (0:01)

Before Graham runs her version.

Andrew Walsh (0:03)

Now, I know it's a lot to ask. If we take down the woman who runs the network, we could potentially lose our jobs.

Luke Burbank (0:08)

But why did we become journalists if not to uncover the truth and use it to change the world?

Andrew Walsh (0:15)

You know what?

Luke Burbank (0:16)

I'm in. You know what I'm in, too. Graham is mean af.

Andrew Walsh (0:20)

That's a Twitter term, which I can only assume stands for mean as Frankenstein. There is another term, dtf, don't touch Frankenstein, to which I usually just reply, wtf? Won't touch Frankenstein. Right? So we're all in. T, T, B, T L guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gonna get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. What are you guys doing? Is this a hose job where you're hosing me down? Dude, you hose.

Luke Burbank (0:59)

You hose yourself up and down. Shows yourself.

Andrew Walsh (1:02)

What do you want me to do?

Luke Burbank (1:03)

I don't care.

Andrew Walsh (1:03)

Yeah, get a job. Oh, get a job. Yeah, just get a job. Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off at the job land where jobs grow on jobbies. That was really, really, really terrible. But everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes. It happens like, once or twice or three times in every life. Or twice. I mean, one all once.

Jared Lindner (1:32)

Let's get to the jokes.

Luke Burbank (1:35)

All right. Hello, good morning and welcome, everyone, to a Friday edition of tbtl, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Andrew Walsh (1:41)

Give me that.

Luke Burbank (1:42)

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm joking. I'm joking. Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio, perched high above the mighty Columbia, where we are looking at a wet and. And windy day. Didn't know you like to get wet, though. All of the leaves are blowing off of the trees here at the property, and I am debating dealing with them or just letting them turn into nature's fertilizer. My guess is it'll be door number two. We are at door number 4598 in a collector series on this Friday. Let the fun begin. On Wednesday, the last ever penny in the United States was minted in Philadelphia. They are not making pennies anymore. So you got.

Summary

TBTL Episode #4598: Pennies Into Plowshares – Summary

Podcast: TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Hosts: Luke Burbank, Andrew Walsh
Date: November 14, 2025
Episode: #4598 – "Pennies Into Plowshares"

Episode Overview

This Friday installment of TBTL—hosted by Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh—finds the duo in rare form, weaving through a patchwork of nostalgic pop culture references, gleefully obscure comedy bits, reflective moments, and local news curiosities. The show’s central themes include the retirement of the U.S. penny, a foray into oddball casting and real-life affectations discovered through a TV show deep-dive, and the injustice of Yankees favoritism in MLB MVP voting. Throughout, the pair share the joys of media minutiae and listener-supported podcasting, all with their signature blend of inside jokes, wandering tangents, and genuine friendship.

Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Opening Banter: Friday Vibes, Show Commitment, and Good-Natured Ribbing

The episode opens with a tongue-in-cheek exchange riffing on "mean AF" as "mean as Frankenstein" and a series of Frankenstein-themed acronyms, setting an irreverent tone (00:15)
The hosts joke about job-hunting (“Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon…”) and poke fun at their own commitment to show structure and segment promises (01:03, 03:09)
- Quote (Andrew): "Let's make a commitment to getting to the top stories today. How do you feel about that?" (03:09)
- Luke: "Well, I feel good about committing to it. I can't tell you if it's going to happen." (03:18)

2. The End of the Penny – Cultural Nostalgia and Poetic Obituaries

Luke shares that the last penny was minted on Wednesday in Philadelphia, reflecting on the odd sense of nostalgia for something mostly viewed as a nuisance in adult life (01:41, 02:31)
- Luke: "...I honestly do everything in my power to avoid having pennies come into my life. And yet I'm somehow sad that they're going away. Life's complicated that way, isn't it?" (02:32)
They discuss an obituary-style article from the NYT, reading excerpts of its humorous eulogy for the penny (44:12)
- Luke (quoting): "The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness. The Treasury Department said nothing could be bought anymore with a penny, not even penny candy. Moreover, the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents, a financial absurdity that doomed the coin..." (44:12)
Andrew reveals his irrational sadness about the penny’s demise, connecting it to feelings of permanence and the loss of shared cultural touchstones (49:19)
- Andrew: “I just have emotions about this that are not rational at all. But it’s bumming me out.” (49:19)

3. Obscure Pop Culture & The Accidental Genius of Real-World Casting

The duo revisits a scene from the TV show "The Chair Company," fixating on a store clerk’s oddball delivery and how the actor was actually a real-life suit store owner cast serendipitously onsite (06:21–14:53)
- Luke (on the clerk character, played by Jared Lindner): "This guy's a comedic genius...his only credit is The Chair Company. They were at the store, like, location scouting and they just started talking to this guy and they thought, he is a character. We should make him the clerk for the store." (10:45)
- The pair break down the scene’s dialogue, delighting in the phrase “he’s at his limit” (08:05, 08:33)
- Andrew: "That's it for me, by the way. That's what I can't stop saying is I know somebody who's at his limit. I can't get it out of my head." (08:33)
They play a clip of Lindner in real life, noting the charm of his unselfconscious affect—“pretty easygoing and a somewhat young guy”—and riff on his fashion choices, especially his mid-market MLB hats (15:59)
- Luke: “Could anything from this low key guy surprise us at this point?” (16:08)

4. Reflections on Acting, Quirk, and Tim Robinson/Tim & Eric Influence

The conversation expands into the difference between quirky real people and those who can genuinely carry a scene. Andrew expresses admiration for Lindner's surprisingly strong acting, comparing the approach to Tim & Eric’s use of 'oddballs' (18:19)
- Andrew: “It lives in my head...I just want to give a little credit to that.” (20:18)
- Luke: “I think you could play like a quirky guy co-hosting a podcast.” (18:47)

5. Technological Non-Sequiturs: File Transfers & Couples’ 11:11 Ritual

Andrew wonders whether a TV character’s ‘tapping a file from phone to computer’ is a real Apple feature; in real time, Luke tries (and fails) to replicate the move (22:34–22:59)
Luke reveals an 11:11 photo-sharing habit with Becca, a ritual that delights Andrew (23:39)

6. Baseball Grievances: Cal Raleigh’s MVP Loss to Aaron Judge

Luke vents about the Mariners’ Cal Raleigh being overlooked for MVP in favor of Yankees slugger Aaron Judge, musing on the ambiguous criteria for "most valuable" (26:32–36:55)
- Luke: “…I fundamentally don’t think I understand what most valuable means because I really can’t see a player who was more most valuable to their team than Cal Raleigh…” (26:32)
- Andrew: “The metric is: Are you a Yankee? First of all, there’s no doubt in my mind that if Cal Raleigh had the same exact season as a Yankee…of course he would have won MVP.” (27:53)
They reflect on the persistent bias toward major market players, connect it to sports talk radio stereotypes, and try (with limited success) to remain magnanimous about Aaron Judge (30:42, 33:20)

7. Donor Shoutouts: MVPs of TBTL

The hosts thank TBTL’s listener donors, using the “he’s at his limit” refrain to comic effect, and riff on their various streaming subscriptions and wish lists (37:57–43:07)

8. RIP Penny: Rationalizing the End, Processing Change

A return to the penny topic: They discuss its logistical obsolescence, reminisce about buying penny candy, and compare it to other now-vanished regional tokens (toll tokens in New Hampshire) (49:57–53:13)
- Andrew: “I was in New Hampshire when …they stopped using those tokens. And those tokens were just like…everywhere…then at some point, they were completely irrelevant…” (51:17)
- Luke: “I was always too nervous to not come to a complete stop to toss them in… I always thought, it’s going to bounce out, and then they’re going to put out a warrant for my arrest.” (53:13)

9. Bizarre Crime: Amusement Park Burglary & Stuffed Animal Economics

They recount a story of three young men breaking into Rye Playland (NY), doing extensive vandalism and stealing 200 plush animal prizes valued, surprisingly, at only $280 total (54:35–58:59)
- Luke: "It’s basically a dollar per toy." (58:59)
- Andrew: “They're really cheap, man. Those types of stuffed…” (58:30)
- The hosts invent personalities for the suspects based on security camera images, then lament that the story isn’t the cute stuffed animal heist they’d hoped for (56:25, 56:53)
- Luke laughs about outgrowing his childhood obsession with winning “cheap, huge” stuffed animals at fairs (60:16–62:08)

10. Listener Feedback: Low-Power FM Guidelines & TBTL’s Rule-Breaking Joy

Listener Evan writes about starting at a low-power FM station with an on-air conduct manual that, ironically, forbids almost everything TBTL relishes: self-referential banter, technical asides, and “inside baseball” talk (63:27–66:06)
- Luke: "Everything that we love and enjoy in broadcasting is what the people at this Low power FM station are being told to avoid at all costs." (63:48)
- Andrew: "Literally. They say, don't say five people are listening. And since the very beginning of TBTL, you've called them the tens of listeners." (72:06)
The hosts lovingly roast these anti-TBTL rules (“never say ‘carts,’ your listeners might think you’re talking about a tray on wheels”), reminisce about old radio tech, and playfully check in on the KDRT stream (70:07)

Notable Quotes & Moments (with timestamps)

Luke (on the penny): “I honestly do everything in my power to avoid having pennies come into my life. And yet I’m somehow sad that they’re going away.” (02:32)
Andrew (on the 'limit' line): “That’s it for me, by the way. That’s what I can’t stop saying is I know somebody who’s at his limit.” (08:33)
Luke (on casting the suit store clerk): “This guy’s a comedic genius…he had no acting background…They were at the store, like, location scouting and they just started talking to this guy and they thought, he is a character. We should make him the clerk for the store.” (10:45)
Luke (on file transfers): “I literally…have me banging my phone…” (22:53)
Andrew (on losing the penny): “I just have emotions about this that are not rational at all. But it’s bumming me out.” (49:19)
Luke (on the Yankees MVP bias): “…The metric is: Are you a Yankee?...It’s very hard for me to imagine a universe in which [Cal Raleigh] doesn’t get the MVP as a Yankee because of just the sort of osmosis of it all…” (36:55)
Andrew (on the FM manual): “Literally. They say, don’t say five people are listening. And since the very beginning of TBTL, you’ve called them the tens of listeners.” (72:06)

Timestamps for Key Segments

[00:00–03:35] Opening banter; Frankenstein and job jokes
[01:41–04:01] Penny nostalgia introduced
[06:21–14:53] “Chair Company” scene breakdown and casting story
[22:34–23:40] iPhone tap-to-transfer experiment; 11:11 couple’s ritual
[26:32–36:55] Mariners’ Cal Raleigh MVP snub and Yankees bias discussion
[44:12–49:53] New York Times penny obituary; end-of-penny feelings
[54:35–60:16] Rye Playland break-in: the value of stolen stuffed animals
[63:27–66:52] Listener Evan’s FM station manual: anti-TBTL broadcasting rules
[70:07–75:46] Real-time KDRT listening and dissecting the radio "rules"

Tone & Style

The episode is a quintessential slice of TBTL: breezy, self-effacing, affectionate toward the trivial, and joyfully at odds with "proper radio." The hosts’ genuine rapport and willingness to dwell on odd details or meander through memory make the mundane (“at his limit!”) strangely consequential—and hilarious.

For New Listeners

This episode is a textbook example of TBTL’s charm: two friends chasing rabbit holes of pop culture, football, and personal quirks, never quite adhering to a plan—and making a case, ironically, for why podcasting’s looseness is its true strength.

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#4598 Pennies Into Plowshares