Transcript
Andrew Walsh (0:00)
Pears. Nice. Yes, one of nature's most delectable fruits. Excuse me, sir, how much for this? Those are 50 cents.
Luke Burbank (0:06)
Well, I won't pay full price, so I'll give you a dime.
Andrew Walsh (0:09)
They're 50 cents, buddy.
Luke Burbank (0:10)
Very well, I'll drop you a quarter. No. Okay, 35 cents.
Andrew Walsh (0:13)
I don't have time for this. Friggin.
Luke Burbank (0:15)
Give me the 30 cents. I talked you down.
Andrew Walsh (0:18)
Good barter. There you go.
Luke Burbank (0:19)
Good barter. All right, bozo. Thank you.
Andrew Walsh (0:22)
I'm calling a lot of people bozo now.
Luke Burbank (0:23)
It's like my new thing.
Andrew Walsh (0:24)
Tbtl. I don't have a soul, but I
Luke Burbank (0:31)
guess that's an intergalactic space greeting. That means hello, space brothers.
Andrew Walsh (0:37)
I don't know, maybe part of it's the fact that you're in a hurry. You've grown up on instant orange juice. Flip a dial, instant entertainment. Dial seven digits, instant communication. Turn a key, push a pedal, instant transportation. Flash a card, instant money. Shove in a problem, push a few buttons, instant answers, disc mans and floppy disks and zip drives, laser discs, answering
Luke Burbank (0:58)
machines and Nintendo Power glove.
Andrew Walsh (1:01)
You seem to me to be a pretty righteous hombre. I wish you were my grandpa. Dude, give me a braark.
Luke Burbank (1:08)
Give us the real deal or we're outta here. Well, all right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of tbtl, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
Andrew Walsh (1:20)
Don't miss the sausage fest.
Luke Burbank (1:22)
My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. First things first, I love my job coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia, where it's actually a pretty nice day so far. Oh, Ma Pa. It's just beautiful. It was so cold yesterday. The sun was out, which was nice, but it was freezing while I was out on yard patrol. I'm just going ham on this yard.
