#658: Small D Energy

Summary

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! Episode #658: "Small D Energy"

Release Date: November 17, 2025

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Overview

This episode of Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! finds Bry, Walt, and Q tackling an outrageous mix of the irreverent and the topical: from Columbo conspiracies and Staten Island's secession dreams to ballistic debates about Hitler's anatomy, Tom Brady losing Pokémon cards, and new trends in NFL celebration dances. As always, their blend of offbeat humor and opinionated banter renders even the wildest news stories uniquely entertaining.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Where’s Get 'Em? Health Updates and Show Dynamics

• The group addresses Get 'Em's absence and fan reactions to his increased involvement.
• Walt confirms Get 'Em has received his diagnosis and may be keeping details private for personal reasons. (00:38–02:04)
• The guys speculate how Get 'Em's autism affects his approach to health and day-to-day life.

  "I think autism does play a factor in how he chooses to handle things or not handle them." — Walt (02:59)

2. Columbo’s Infamous Hill Fall: Accidental or Staged?

• Bry recaps a fan poll over a Columbo episode: Did Peter Falk really tumble by accident on camera?
• Crew debates film techniques, insurance, and stunt safety in 1970s TV.

  "So much could go wrong with that for no payoff." — Walt (06:16)
  "The camera angles are so specific that I almost feel like it can't be anything but real." — Q (06:26)

• Conclusion: No definitive answer, but much amusement analyzing the "legendary hill fall" (04:29–07:17).

3. Staten Island’s Secession from NYC

• Q provides local insight on Staten Island's recurring push to leave NYC, noting city worker demographics and the perennial nature of the movement.

  "Every time there's a mayor that they don't like, it comes up." — Q (07:58)
  "I don't take the bus, so I don't give a fuck... But don't stand there and tell me it's not gonna become a rolling psych ward." — Q (09:37)

• Discussion of free bus proposals, taxes, and expectations of the new (Muslim) mayor.
• The group reflects on political polarization: rooting for mayors/presidents to fail versus hoping for success for the city's sake.

  "Once the guy's elected mayor... why are you hoping for it to get worse?" — Q (10:45)

4. Tom Brady’s $10,000 Pokémon Card Heist

• Walt expresses outrage over a theft at Tom Brady's card shop in SoHo, while Q and Bry downplay its seriousness.

  "A card that shouldn't be worth that much money is stolen from a man that doesn't care. That's what just happened." — Q (13:33)

• Details emerge: the thief exploited a payment system glitch; cards valued at ~$10K were lost.
• Walt facetiously suggests launching a TSD benefit fund for Tom Brady (18:32).
• Q jokes about exaggerating insurance claims.

  "Not only take the payout, I'd inflate. I'd be like, he also took a Digibus card or whatever..." — Q (17:49)

5. Annual Christmas Cancer Benefit Pod

• Walt previews the Bandcamp Christmas Fundraiser: this year, proceeds split between families of a deceased listener and a child with cancer (19:06–22:36).
• Download released in two parts, each supporting a separate cause. The format is a "One True Three" tournament for enhanced replay value.

6. Super Bowl Halftime Counterprogramming: Kid Rock, Gene Simmons, and Turning Point USA

• The team laughs over news that Kid Rock and (possibly) Gene Simmons will headline a parallel halftime show for Turning Point USA.
• They reminisce about alternative halftime history (MTV, Lingerie Bowl, Puppy Bowl).

  "It's kind of an interesting idea. If there was an artist that I liked... I'd probably turn and watch it." — Q (23:35)

7. Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl "Wardrobe Malfunction" and Modern Outrage

• The legendary "nipplegate" incident is dissected. Walt notes today's culture is far less shocked by such accidents.

  "We're way past that as a society. We've degraded way past that." — Q (25:47)

• Walt frames Columbo's behaviors through the lens of autism, ADD, and food consistency quirks (28:12–29:48).

8. Denny’s Steak and the Joys of Low Expectations

• Walt and Get 'Em revisit Denny’s; Walt claims to have had one of his best steaks ever. (29:08–29:48)

  "One of the best steaks I've ever had." — Walt (29:28)

9. RFID Theft: Myth or Threat?

• Giddam reveals a device for copying building entry cards, prompting debate on Ridge wallets and the reality of wireless information theft (34:47–36:48).

  "So for $8, you could be taking everybody's information in the airport plaza right now." — Walt (35:50)

10. Hitler's Micropenis: Serious Science or Clickbait?

• The team laughs and speculates about recently publicized laboratory findings suggesting Hitler had a micropenis due to genetic conditions (39:25–51:12).

  "Without a doubt, shows that Hitler had a micro penis." — Walt (39:25) "I think if he didn't have a micro penis, the Holocaust never happens... when you have... big dick energy for a reason, man." — Q (42:29 & 43:19)

• Discussion pivoted into the ethics of reporting this kind of science, the impact on public perception, and how the "Big Dick Energy" (or lack thereof) could theoretically impact world history.

11. Walmart in Hot Water Over a “Nazi Salute” T-Shirt

• Walt quickly discerns the shirt was posted by a third-party seller and removed, suggesting no actual malice or corporate involvement (54:13–55:32).
• Lively side debate over the pervasiveness of "tone-deaf" products online, accidental or intentional.

12. NFL Dance Controversies: The Trump Dance

• Walt defends Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown dancing after a touchdown, clarifies he remains a Lions fan.

  "He did apologize for anybody he might have offended..." — Walt (57:52) "There's only so many opportunities to dance in front of the president and he was not going to miss the opportunity." — Walt (57:59)

13. Miscellaneous: Airplanes, Periods, and Representation in History/Media

• Declan's journey to get a pilot's license draws Amelia Earhart jokes and a look at historic gender barriers in medicine and aviation (60:54–65:28).
• Q, Walt, and Bry riff on how depictions of women in these roles have evolved in reality and pop culture.

14. Movies: Frankenstein, Predator, The Running Man (2025)

• The crew discusses the new Frankenstein film (Q: "It's one of the best looking movies that's been made," 65:34) and critiques the latest Running Man adaptation.

  "I just think some of the dialogue was incredibly corny, stilted, just unrealistic. You know, there's a kid that helps them; of course, that's the kiss of death for me." — Walt (72:25)

• Walt shares bringing his (emotional support) dog Teddy to a near-empty theater, discussing accessibility, optics, and personal anxieties (66:12–69:51).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hitler’s Anatomy:
  "If he didn't have a micropenis, the Holocaust never happens. And I'm not even fucking being a dick." — Q (42:29)

• On Tom Brady’s Card Shop Robbery:
  "My whole fucking storage unit got stolen. You guys fucking laughed in my face. I'm supposed to give a shit about... this guy?" — Q (14:23)

• On NFL Dances:
  "He did apologize for anybody he might have offended, but he did say, though, there's only so many opportunities to dance in front of the president..." — Walt (57:52)

• On Outrage and Outdated Scandals:
  "A little nipple and everybody went nuts. And you could hardly see it. We're way past that as a society." — Q (25:35, 25:47)

• On Big Dick Energy Politics:
  "It's called big dick energy for a reason, man. You got that hog, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters. You feel better than every man in every room you're in." — Q (43:19)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:38–02:04 — Get 'Em’s health and fan discussion
• 04:29–07:17 — Columbo fall analysis
• 07:30–12:47 — Staten Island secession, NYC politics
• 12:47–18:32 — Tom Brady card shop heist & insurance jokes
• 19:06–22:36 — Christmas Cancer Benefit Pod announcement
• 22:43–25:47 — Alt halftime entertainment, Janet Jackson, modern scandal
• 28:12–29:48 — Columbo: Autism & chili theories
• 34:47–36:48 — RFID, Ridge wallet, Get 'Em's cloning device
• 39:25–51:12 — Hitler’s micropenis, "Big Dick Energy," implications
• 54:13–55:32 — Walmart's Nazi-esque shirt debacle
• 57:02–60:27 — The Trump dance, NFL celebration rules
• 60:54–65:28 — Declan learning to fly; Amelia Earhart discussion
• 65:28–74:50 — Frankenstein, Running Man review, "kid sidekick" gripes
• 66:12–69:51 — Walt's service dog movie theater experience

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Tone & Style

• Unfiltered, stream-of-consciousness comedy: The guys tackle serious and absurd topics with sarcastic humor, frequent asides, and personal anecdotes.
• Camaraderie and inside jokes: Longstanding running gags and references for loyal listeners.
• Authentic, conversational, with a hint of mischief (though some more intense moments—e.g., Hitler discussion—are purposefully and provocatively handled).

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For New Listeners

This episode is a classic display of TSD’s strengths: combative friendship, devil-may-care takes on news and nostalgia, and a penchant for mixing high-stakes issues with lowbrow jokes. Expect energetic, unfiltered conversation, long-running bits, unpredictable segues, the occasional thoughtful insight—and, above all, the feeling of hanging out with old friends who pick up right where they left off, regardless of how wild the world (or their own show) gets.

"Tell 'Em, Steve-Dave!"

Transcript

[Q]

Guys, we don't need to develop the A bomb, because I have it. I got the D bomb in my pants. A third banana from Impractical Joker's got a Pokemon cut stolen. Who gives a. I'd be like, yeah.

[Walt]

How you think we went to Denny's? I'm not paying for this. And I wanted a steak. Tell him, Steve Dave.

[Bry]

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of. Tell him, Steve Dave. I look around the table, I only see three mics. I see one for bq. Yeah, I see one for Walt.

[Walt]

Yo.

[Bry]

No, get him, though. He's. I saw on. On Instagram. Not Instagram, on Facebook. People were. Some people were happy that. Get him finally put a mic out for himself, and he was becoming more a part of the show, and they actually enjoyed what he had to say and.

[Walt]

Yeah, and he actually has.

[Bry]

And then I woke up, and I was like, oh, wait a second.

[Q]

What a horrible nightmare. People are not happy.

[Bry]

No, people are happy. Yeah, people are happy. That get him. I mean, I think Walt usually hears the naysayers.

[Q]

Sure.

[Bry]

He gets the email.

[Walt]

He actually has some. Some news about his. He has answers on his. On his health issues. He could be talking about that, but he chooses, I guess, you know, maybe he wants to be. Keep it private.

[Q]

But he got everybody worried, and now that he's.

[Walt]

Oh, no, it's. Oh, it's. It's. It's to worry about.

[Q]

That's what I'm saying. Like, why. Why would he get us all concerned and then not.

[Walt]

That's why. It's not recording.

[Bry]

No, it's recording. I just can't really hear it that well.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Bry]

Okay. That's beautiful.

[Q]

Okay, well, let's get hims. Right?

[Walt]

Yeah. You know, hipaa, and at the general store, we respect hipaa.

[Q]

Of all the laws of hippo. Hippo.

[Walt]

But he did get. He did get his diagnosis, and now he's. At least. That's step one, right. On the road to recovery.

[Bry]

It's not bad. I mean, considering that the guy's been. Been ignoring it for how long now?

[Walt]

Well, I don't know. Not that long. I mean, it just kind of popped up where it became.

[Bry]

I mean, his general health.

[Walt]

Oh, his general health.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Walt]

Yeah. Well, maybe this is the catalyst for his overall health to be monitored on a more regular basis than never.

[Bry]

I. You're right. I saw some people defending him as, you know, the autistic thing. Like, he was like, he can't do it. It's not that he doesn't want to do it.

[Walt]

I think literally I think there's some truth to that.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Walt]

Yeah. I think autism does play of us. A factor in how he chooses to handle things or not handle them.

[Bry]

Right. And you took him?

[Walt]

No, I ended up not taking him. He let me know that his roommate was going to take him.

[Bry]

Really?

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Bry]

Oh, and you were. You celebrated?

[Walt]

I didn't celebrate him, but, yeah, he said his roommate would take him. And so, again, all good, though. It's. At least we know what we gotta.

[Bry]

We know it has to be tackled now.

[Walt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Q]

So there's a path. It's not just, ooh, there's a path.

[Walt]

Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

[Bry]

I like how you worded that.

[Q]

The doctor's like, oh.

[Bry]

In medical charts.

[Walt]

There'S always a path, no matter what it is. There's. You know, it might be filled with thorns and.

[Q]

Sure.

[Walt]

And you gotta hack through it to get. To make it to the other end of that path, but.

[Q]

Well, the other end of that path is the same as everybody's end of.

[Bry]

The path.

[Q]

Clearing at the end that we're all headed towards. No matter how you get there. Oh.

[Bry]

What was I going to talk about first? I had two.

[Walt]

I have two things, too.

[Bry]

Oh, yeah?

[Walt]

Two things that really caught my attention.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Bry]

My first thing, Walt, is Columbo.

[Walt]

Oh, yes.

[Bry]

Did you see the poll I put up? The clip of Columbo going down the hill?

[Walt]

Oh, okay. No, I didn't see it.

[Bry]

Yeah. 71% of ants think Columbo fell and didn't recover. And the other 29% think that he was acting. That was the general consensus on that because me and Mary Beth rewatched it several times, and it's so hard to tell, but it does look like at one point he loses his footing. And if you're wondering, it's season two, episode two. If you're looking for the fall, it's actually in the very beginning of the season.

[Walt]

It's the kind of fall that if, like, he's lucky he didn't break his neck.

[Bry]

Yes.

[Walt]

So why on earth would he be allowed to do that if, you know, on purpose? Why would they? What kind of insurance would.

[Bry]

1974. Who knows, right?

[Walt]

I don't know. Still a big network star. They're like, hey, you know what I want to do today? I want to do my own stunt. I'm Tom Cruise, where I fly down a hill. But what does that add to the script? Nothing.

[Bry]

Right.

[Q]

This is it. This is the cliff.

[Bry]

This is the fall. Yeah.

[Q]

This is the moment. Legendary hill fall scene.

[Bry]

Yeah. We'll see what you think you.

[Q]

I mean, he's younger than I. Than you think he was, than I had imagined he would be in this scene. He's not an old man here.

[Bry]

No. He could easily.

[Walt]

Not a young man either, though.

[Q]

He's kind of in the 30s, I'd say.

[Bry]

Okay, so he starts on the hill. You can see this on YouTube, what we're talking about. Starts picking up speed a little bit. A little bit more. A little bit more. Holy. Holy. Right there. Right there. When his life went.

[Q]

Probably that's on purpose, though, because they cut maybe not that last fall, but him coming down like that. Like there's two different camera angles, and he starts going down at the first from the back.

[Walt]

But there's so much could go wrong with that for no payoff.

[Q]

I agree.

[Bry]

And he ended up in the culvert perfectly.

[Walt]

Like, perfectly placed, unless you had some stuntman background.

[Q]

The camera angles are so specific that I almost feel like it can't be anything but real.

[Walt]

It added nothing, though, to the overall episode, though.

[Q]

It added nothing.

[Bry]

The guy's brushing all the birds off him and shit.

[Q]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't know. But you can't have that coverage without being planned in advance, I think especially. This is shut on film. So these are film cameras.

[Walt]

He filmed it going down and fell. And then they're like, you know, or keep that. And then they did some wraparounds after he fell.

[Q]

But it's such a pain in the ass. Like, it's. It's such a choice then to disrupt the shot list to get that from the other angle, I think.

[Walt]

Right. I think that's legitimately. But then again, you're right. There's a second camera.

[Q]

That's what I'm saying. And that camera's not there. Reverse shot. So they had to set it up.

[Walt]

Yeah, I. I have no idea what the fuck's going on.

[Q]

I mean, there's no answer on the Internet. Like, you guys didn't.

[Bry]

No, he's. He's gone, so you can't ask him.

[Q]

Well, I don't know. What do I know?

[Walt]

I don't know.

[Q]

I don't know anything.

[Bry]

Let's see. This. I found really interesting this. This story. Got a little Staten island action for you.

[Q]

Oh, all right.

[Bry]

If I can pull it up.

[Q]

Beautiful. Staten Island. Lovely.

[Bry]

Because it doesn't. All right, there we go.

[Q]

Staten Island.

[Bry]

Staten Island. Yeah. This time it's not somebody getting beheaded. It's let our people go. Zoran Mondani VICTORY spurs Staten island polls to renew Bid to pull out of New York City. I was not aware that this is a long time thing.

[Q]

We've talked about this before.

[Bry]

Have we?

[Q]

Yeah, it comes up every few years. I'd say once a decade somebody brings us up. Every time. Every time there's a mayor that they don't like, it comes up.

[Bry]

I mean, if you look at the, the map with the, you know, like red versus blue, Staten island really doesn't like him.

[Q]

They don't like him. Well, because again, like, Staten island is so heavily weighted by city workers, cops, firemen, bus drivers, sanitation guys. Like, a lot of them live on Staten island and they don't, you know, they don't like the guy.

[Bry]

A Republican from Staten island has been pushing a secession bill since 2008 and it's seen little traction.

[Walt]

So you guys wouldn't become part of Jersey.

[Q]

No, we become city of city of Staten Island. We voted on it years ago. I don't think I voted on it because I was like, this shit's not happening. I don't give a shit. But I think like, it did most. I think there was one vote because I've done this a few times where the majority of Staten island were like, yeah, fuck it, we want out. And. And Albany blocked it because you can't do without. You can't just secede. So it's just waste of time. I mean, at this point, it wouldn't matter to me if they were like, we're seceding. I'd be like, whatever, that's fine with me. I mean, taxes can't possibly go up, you know.

[Bry]

Well, that's what they're saying, though. I mean, although I did see his. It was like the night of the election, they were going on and on and on about free buses. For some reason, free buses are a big thing that everybody was behind.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Bry]

And then the very next day, the governor's like, yeah, no, free buses.

[Q]

You can't do it. It's insane. Like, anybody. Look, I don't take. My whole thing is like, I don't take the bus, so I don't give a fuck. Like, you guys want to make the bus free, go ahead and make the bus free. But like, don't stand there and tell me that it's not gonna become a fucking rolling fucking psych ward or it's. It will. It just will.

[Bry]

Yeah, the subway is. And you have to pay to get on that.

[Q]

So I'm like, do it if you want. But like, it's the pie in the sky thing where you're like, no, it's gonna be great. You're not even gonna fucking try and address this. But again, like, yeah, I, I, I hope, look, man, I hope the guy fucking does a great job. It's the same thing. You're like, look, it's better for me if he does a great job, right, and helps the city. So I hope he does.

[Bry]

But, yeah, people usually act like many times actively root against the candidate they don't. Like, even if they're in office once.

[Q]

They'Re elected, you're like, well, we don't, I don't want to do bad because that's not, I don't want. You know what I mean? I mean, it's the same thing with Trump. You're like, once he becomes president, you're like, I just hope he does good for the country, you know? And you just, I don't know. I never got that thing of like, once the guy's elected mayor, just why are you hoping for it to get worse?

[Bry]

Are you surprised in such a short amount of time, since 9 11, that a Muslim took over?

[Q]

No, not really. That doesn't.

[Bry]

Because it doesn't seem.

[Q]

What does shock me is that so soon after de Blasio fucking wrecked that city, that people would be like, nah, let's do that again, right? It's that to me, I can't get my head around. But, you know, what do I, what the fuck do I know? Like, he might be the best mayor in the world. Let's talk about it in four years.

[Bry]

You know what I mean?

[Q]

Yeah, yeah. You know, and the sound like, you know, I don't know. The guy's not going to be able to raise taxes. She's, she's running for governor next year, so on an election year, she's not going to fucking raise tax. She's just not going to do it. So his whole thing about raising taxes, it's not going to happen. The free bus isn't going to happen. Maybe he opens one grocery store in each borough. I mean, all right, like, you know what I mean?

[Bry]

Like, I don't think it's going to be the, the handout that people think it's going to be like, the whole socialists can't be because it doesn't work.

[Q]

It doesn't work. And the cops, you can't, you see what happened to de Blasio. And he pissed off the cops, they started turning their backs on him. And then he just went to fucking hand job and mode, like trying to hand job every copy can just to win him back. It's, it's not gonna, the about his religion, the. About his race. You're like, what do you guys. You know what I mean? It's New York City. It's like, what do you think? It was not gonna happen. Like, what are you talking about? But the pie in the sky shit. I'm always like, only a 34 year old would come out with this. Good luck, man. I hope the grocery stores work. That'd be cool.

[Bry]

It would be. See, we'll wait and see.

[Q]

I don't know. I tell you, either way, on Staten island, in my fortress, it doesn't matter.

[Bry]

Whatever happens, what's going on out there? Who cares?

[Q]

I don't care. Let them eat whatever they want. Cake. Kill it.

[Bry]

Here you go.

[Q]

I hope he does. Look, I honestly, like, I hope he does well. I hope he does well for the city of New York.

[Bry]

Sure. Of course. And Walt, I don't know how your boy's faring right now, but a slick thief made off with $10,000.

[Walt]

That's one of the things I was going to mention.

[Bry]

Oh, the robbery of Tom Brad happened.

[Walt]

Oh, this is. This was 10 million. This is where I.

[Bry]

10,000.

[Q]

How the. Does that matter at all?

[Bry]

It turned out it fell out of his back pocket.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

Oh, I was out.

[Q]

His cookie jar money got stolen.

[Walt]

I was like, you know, this is one of the. You know, there's been crimes throughout history that have spurred anger enough to. For change.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

And this is one that got me finally off the couch when I heard that Tom Brady's card shop had been broken into and somebody stole a $10,000 Pokemon card.

[Bry]

A bunch of Pokemon and baseball cards. Yep.

[Q]

And this is the. This is a bridge to get you riled up. A card that shouldn't be worth that much money is stolen from a man that doesn't care. That's what just happened.

[Walt]

So where is his baseball card shop located?

[Bry]

Soho.

[Walt]

Where's that?

[Bry]

That's downtown in New York.

[Walt]

Oh, he owns it in New York?

[Bry]

Yes.

[Walt]

That's shocking that he would open a card shop in New York, because he's not that beloved in New York.

[Bry]

He's not a New York guy.

[Walt]

No, he's not. You know, I'm surprised it's not in Boston or it's not in Tampa or in California where he grew up. But I tell you, Yeah, I was outraged at that. People's attitudes. Much like Q's where we're like, who cares? Just like. That's insane.

[Q]

My whole fucking storage unit got stolen. You guys fucking laughed in my face. I'm supposed to give a shit about.

[Walt]

This guy, that was not a legitimate theft though.

[Q]

What that was, that was one way was my shit getting taken from me.

[Bry]

That was you without your knowledge.

[Q]

No, no, that's not what happened.

[Walt]

That's why you being like that. I would have to pay for that locker.

[Q]

I'd be cute.

[Walt]

It's a privilege to have my shit that long. That place is out of business. That's not what we're talking about here. Somebody going in and being like, give me that Pokemon card, I'll blow your head off.

[Q]

Is that what happened?

[Bry]

Well, no, this guy, his card was declined. It's not exactly like Walt said. His card got declined. He fudged with the tap to pay system to trick the employee into believing the transaction went through. Somehow, I guess somehow he made the beep. He then left with a Hall of Baseball and Pokemon. Basically.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Bry]

Worth $9,700.

[Q]

Wow.

[Bry]

Police did not confirm what specific cards he'd stolen in the store. Declined to. Here's a picture of. Do you see the picture of it? Card Vault by Tom Brady.

[Q]

Oh, boy.

[Bry]

Even has his name on it.

[Walt]

That's crazy that that's not more well known that he has a card shop in Soho.

[Q]

Yeah. What's the address? What street is on. Does it say?

[Bry]

I don't think it does.

[Walt]

Get him. We'll find it. Yeah, but if we just turn our back.

[Bry]

Cardboard, it's called get him.

[Walt]

And take the attitude of like it doesn't matter because he has money. Then you know, we're. That's. What's. What is that going to lead to?

[Q]

I mean.

[Walt]

Like the cops should have.

[Q]

How could it get much.

[Bry]

Like.

[Walt]

What do you mean they should have around. They should have 24 hour investigation into this. And. And there should be all hands on resources sp. Find this perp.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

And you know, make him.

[Q]

But they have a. They have a picture of the guy though, right? I mean that guy's pretty well displayed.

[Walt]

They had. They don't have.

[Bry]

You can see him very well.

[Walt]

They haven't caught the guy yet.

[Q]

How could they not catch the guy? That guy's face. Full face is on the. Is on display.

[Walt]

Because nobody cares.

[Bry]

There's a way somebody just got murdered in the subway.

[Q]

You hear this?

[Walt]

You hear that? Your Pokemon card stolen or you know, for dead in.

[Q]

No, but I mean there's not anybody being like, holy, that's Ted. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You know, it's like there's a lot.

[Walt]

Of people are like, hey, you know what that's like. He's Robin Hood. He Just stole from the rich.

[Q]

Sure, I guess, in a way.

[Bry]

And it's probably going to give to himself.

[Q]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, man.

[Walt]

Could you imagine, though, you know, that you. You. Let's say you opened up a store like you wanted to, right? And everybody came in, just started stealing. And the cops. Everybody comes and just takes. And every time you call the cops, they're like, oh, well, hey, what'd you expect?

[Q]

Yeah, but I wouldn't think that the cops. I wouldn't think that the cops are saying that to him, though. I'm saying that. And if Tom Brady was like, oh, the fucking third banana from a practical joker's got a fucking Pokemon cut stolen. Who gives a shit? I'd be like, yeah, kind of agree with that.

[Walt]

Would you report it?

[Q]

Yeah. You got to do for insurance.

[Walt]

Okay.

[Q]

Yeah. I mean, that's the other thing, too.

[Walt]

Would you take. Would you take the insurance payout? Because then you're going to then get a bad PR hit, too.

[Q]

Not only take the payout, I'd inflate. I'd be like, he also took a Digibus card or whatever the. I'd be like, he stole four of them. I don't have to tell you. I was robbed of $40,000 worth of Pokemon cards. He took a. What's the name of a Pokemon?

[Bry]

Charizard.

[Gideon]

Like the same card that got stolen from Mark.

[Walt]

Let's not bring that up. When I got called in on a court case, all. But it got me thinking, you know, maybe we have a history. Tsd. Of helping people out. And what if we did a. What if we did a better job?

[Bry]

Can't even say it.

[Walt]

For Tom Brady to raise some funds to make up for that lost Charizard.

[Q]

You know what I mean? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's fucking send him a check for 10 grand. I'm down.

[Walt]

Speaking of benefit pods, we do have a benefit pod coming up this Christmas. We have two aunts, first time ever, we're doing something for two people in need. And the cause is cancer this year. Christmas cancer.

[Q]

You've never done two people at once.

[Walt]

No.

[Q]

Christmas cancer.

[Bry]

There's not a better name for it.

[Walt]

I don't mean to let. No, I didn't mean to. I didn't say that was the working title.

[Bry]

Okay.

[Walt]

But the cause this year is cancer.

[Q]

Okay.

[Bry]

All right, great.

[Walt]

So we have a listener who reached out to me, him and his brother, big time TSD listeners.

[Q]

Nice.

[Walt]

And his brother got sick.

[Q]

Okay.

[Walt]

He contacted me in the summer, see if there's Anything that TSD could do. And unfortunately, since the summer and us announcing this, his brother has passed away.

[Q]

Oh, God. I'm sorry, man. Hey, man, I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, but that's rough.

[Walt]

You know, his wife and his children will be getting the. Will be getting a portion. Well, half of the band camp Christmas.

[Q]

Minus 10 grand for Tom.

[Walt]

No, no, we gotta do our own. We gotta play it up. We want to play it up. So, like, it gets on Tom's radar.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Q]

I don't think he'll care if he.

[Walt]

Wouldn'T be touched if all of just some podcast.

[Q]

I think a guy like that is used to people going out of their way to help him, and he'd be like, great.

[Walt]

He would have. It would not stir anything in his heart.

[Q]

No, I don't think so.

[Walt]

Wow.

[Q]

Why would he probably be like, why the fuck are they doing it for me?

[Walt]

Because of all the joy he's given everybody across the world, two teams.

[Bry]

And.

[Walt]

Oh. Anyway, the other person that we're doing the. That is getting the second half of the. The Bandcamp sales. 100% of the portions of the Bandcamp sales are going to these two ants. The other one is a listener who has a child who's got cancer. And so this is going to be kind of convoluted for listeners, so please, please just pay attention. The only way to do this is, like, is to give them the file. They put it up on Bandcamp, and so this way, the money goes directly into their bank account. So we're going to break it up into two parts. Part one is going to go to one ant, and part two will go to the other ant. So you have to. It'll be, I believe, 4.99, part one.49 part two. So you're going to have to buy two purchases, and it's going to come out in December, probably. I'm thinking December 20th. Give us enough time to get it all ready. And.

[Q]

Great.

[Walt]

We'll announce it again on a future episode. But there will be a little bit of work. I know it's gonna. I know this. Just throwing in this. They have to make two purchases is enough to make people go, what? I don't understand this.

[Bry]

Right, Right.

[Walt]

It's gonna be. I know I'm gonna have to hold some hands.

[Bry]

Well, hopefully part one is good, because then the won't. They won't go to back to part two. And part two recipient will be like, what the fuck?

[Walt]

Well, we're doing. I think you're gonna need part two to. To fully appreciate It Fully appreciate it because it is a one true three tournament. So in part one, you're gonna. You're gonna get to meet all the participants, you're gonna hear some stories. But in part two, you're gonna find out who wins the fucking tourney.

[Q]

Right.

[Walt]

So.

[Q]

And they'll be available at the same.

[Walt]

Time, so they both drop at the same exact time.

[Q]

Great.

[Walt]

And I believe we're just calling it. Tell them, Steve Dave Christmas 2025, part one. And tell them, Steve Dave Christmas 2025, part two. Nice and simple.

[Bry]

Yeah, it seems easy enough.

[Walt]

Simple. Keep it simple.

[Q]

Right.

[Walt]

Stupid.

[Q]

Nice.

[Bry]

Oh, did you see that? That Gene Simmons and Kid Rock are going to have their own halftime show for Turning Point usa.

[Walt]

No.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Walt]

I can't imagine that those two teaming up. Yeah. They don't seem like a. A good fit. And I can't imagine people, like, changing the channel, all that, you know, and trying to find it. What station will it be on?

[Bry]

It's probably Internet only. Yeah, I would imagine.

[Walt]

I'm surprised you do this, because it could be an anemic.

[Q]

Yeah, but.

[Walt]

And then you kind of look like, stupid.

[Q]

Put aside. Put aside. Who's doing it and why. It's an idea. I'm surprised. Hasn't been done before. It's pretty interesting.

[Walt]

I mean, there's a history of people, like, saying, hey, turnover. MTV used to have those death matches when you turn over at halftime. There has been a. Yeah, but it's.

[Q]

Like, change a channel. Like, we're doing our own halftime. Yes, that's a. Like, it's. It's kind of an interesting idea. Like, I. If somebody was doing it, if there was an artist that I liked that was doing it, I would probably. I'd probably turn and watch it.

[Bry]

Like, they used to have the lingerie bowl and the puppy bowl.

[Q]

Well, like, if Tom Petty was like, look, man, I'm doing my own halftime show. If he was alive, obviously, I would be like, well, yeah, of course I'm watching that.

[Walt]

Right.

[Q]

It's an interesting idea. I kind of get it.

[Walt]

I know who's. I know the person's name who's playing the halftime show. I can only imagine.

[Bry]

Money.

[Walt]

I've never heard a song, though. I imagine it's not like Kiss. Then Bad Bunny.

[Bry]

Bad Bunny has defiantly said that he will only sing in Spanish. He's going to sing the whole halftime show in Spanish for.

[Walt]

You know what, though? I mean, you know, Gene should do.

[Bry]

What's up?

[Walt]

I'm only going to sing in Hebrew. I'm only gonna Sing Deuce in. What's deuce in Spanish? Deuce.

[Bry]

I don't know. I'm not really sure.

[Q]

And what. And Turning Point usa.

[Walt]

Uno, dos, tres, cuatros.

[Q]

What is Turning Point usa?

[Bry]

That's a Charlie Kirk organization.

[Q]

Oh, okay. So that continues.

[Bry]

That continues on under.

[Q]

His wife is saying. Yeah, okay. All right.

[Bry]

But, yeah, I'm looking at this poster. It doesn't have Jean's name on it, but in the. The article I read that it was. Gene was thinking about joining. I thought he was thinking about joining.

[Walt]

Putting some money behind it, maybe. You know, I'm just gonna go to bathroom. When they hit. During the halftime.

[Bry]

The whole time?

[Walt]

Yeah. Because usually I hold it.

[Bry]

Yeah, okay.

[Walt]

During the whole game. So I don't. So I don't miss anything. And no matter who's performing, that's why I missed those tits. Back in the. Back in the early.

[Bry]

Oh, Janet Jackson.

[Walt]

Yeah. I was in the bathroom.

[Q]

Malfunction.

[Walt]

I was dropping a deuce.

[Bry]

Nice or dose? Dose.

[Q]

And.

[Walt]

I missed the tits.

[Q]

Two down.

[Bry]

What a big thing that was, huh?

[Walt]

That was massive.

[Bry]

Wow.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Bry]

A little nipple and everybody went nuts. And you could hardly see it.

[Walt]

It's so unexpected.

[Bry]

It really was unexpected during a halftime show.

[Q]

Sure. We're way past that as a society. We've degraded way past that.

[Walt]

You don't think if someone, like, up the ante and they showed their. Their sack on during the halftime, it wouldn't be as incendiary as.

[Q]

I think that would be more than the 10? Well, like on Raw last week, one of the. Charlotte Flair, Ric Flair's daughter, like, her boob full out popped out on tv and there wasn't, like, meltdowns. No meltdowns?

[Walt]

No.

[Q]

Yeah. So maybe we just has a.

[Walt]

Has a boner ever popped out? Because I imagine everybody writhing all over each other and everything. I would imagine that it's hard to suppress an erection.

[Q]

I've never seen a boner pop out. I'm looking at this footage, you don't even see her nipple. It's covered.

[Bry]

It has, like, a start kind of thing on it.

[Walt]

Oh, you talking about Janet?

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

Jackson.

[Q]

All these years we've been hearing about nipple gait, and there's not even nipple.

[Walt]

Well, that's why they say it was predetermined. It was definitely on purpose, and she knew she was gonna cover it.

[Q]

Why is she saying that that's not true?

[Walt]

Well, initially, they said it was an accident. Wardrobe malfunctioned. Don't you remember?

[Q]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah. But her nipple's not even out. So what are people upset about?

[Bry]

Cause you can. If it's close enough, you can see it. She has, like, a huge, like, nipple star ring thing around it.

[Q]

But this is before HGTV as well, right?

[Walt]

Oh, yeah.

[Bry]

Oh, yeah.

[Q]

So what the fuck did you even see? Wow, I'm surprised.

[Walt]

Well, you know, you. You fill in the blanks, Q. Like, people were like, I saw it all. Every inch.

[Q]

But the people who. Saying that, you know, are like. Well, you certainly thought the fact that I use the word supple is shocking. I'm surprised that her nipple. I. I guess I never really watched that before, but.

[Bry]

Charlotte Flair, Wardrobe malfunction. What do you got? Safe search on or something. Get him. Where's that nip slip? God damn it.

[Q]

Yeah, and she handled it with good, good humor, actually. She?

[Walt]

Which one? The wrestler or the Charlotte Flair?

[Q]

Yeah, she was like, I guess I'll start wearing my dad's robes or something when I wrestle. I don't know. It's funny.

[Bry]

I was wondering also, well. Oh, another thing about Colombo, I remember you guys, you. And get him saying that you thought he had autism.

[Walt]

Yes.

[Bry]

I think he may also have ADD because he's. It's either on purpose or he cannot pay attention. Like, because somebody will ask him something and he'll be like, yeah, this turntable you have over here, like, he just. He'll ignore whatever questions people are asking him. You think that's on purpose?

[Walt]

Yes. And I and I would disagree on the. What'd you call, adhd?

[Bry]

Add? Yeah.

[Walt]

Add. I think it's the exact opposite. He only focuses on the exact things he wants to focus on, and he never lets off of them.

[Bry]

Right.

[Walt]

Like, that's not.

[Bry]

Like, this incidental shit I'm not even gonna worry about.

[Walt]

Yeah, yeah. To me, it's like he's laser focused on the things that he sees as suspect and he won't let him go.

[Bry]

So the opposite of add.

[Walt]

Okay, but he eats the same thing. If you notice, he eats chili a lot. And that is a sign of somebody who wants the same consistency in their food and the same food over and over again. Right, right. You're laughing, but it's true.

[Bry]

I mean, you're talking to a human garbage can. Delete anything. Autism gotta have that same consistency.

[Gideon]

And you're talking to the man who thinks Denny's steak is the highest.

[Walt]

We went. Me and Gideon went to Denny's the other night.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

And it's been a while since I've been at Denny's, I must say. They've kind of lost me for a good decade.

[Bry]

Where'd you find one?

[Walt]

Route 18.

[Bry]

Okay.

[Walt]

And I just rolled the dice. And sometimes it comes up sevens.

[Q]

Oh yeah.

[Walt]

One of the best steaks I've ever had.

[Q]

All right, man. What type of steak was it?

[Walt]

Soft.

[Q]

Soft and brown.

[Walt]

Well done. It was good. Really good. So Ben, Denny's is back on the.

[Q]

Nice on the list. Life is a circle, you know, time is a flat disc.

[Walt]

But I want. Did you guys not hear about or did you guys. I saw you getting your fingers going. Are you going to go for an ad?

[Bry]

I was looking for ads.

[Walt]

I feel your ad finger twitching.

[Bry]

I know my pussy finger got a tickle it. You want to hold on to it or you want me to go do your ad?

[Walt]

I know you're jonesing over there.

[Bry]

Well, I got my wife staring at me over here. Fellas, you already know what time it is. It's time to level up. And bluechew just dropped something crazy. I'm talking next level championship belt. Gold plated. Crazy blue chew Gold is the newest innovation from the number one chewable Ed brand. This ain't your grandpa's little blue pill. This is the four and what come. My grandfather's been dead for fucking decades. What is he talking about?

[Walt]

He never got to see the birth of the.

[Q]

He got his bonus yield.

[Walt]

He never got to see the birth of the pill. That would. Could give your. Your Johnny a little pick me up. He never got to experience that. He had like Q says he had to like, he had to work at.

[Bry]

It the old school way.

[Walt]

Yeah, he had to like, you know.

[Bry]

Punch himself in the ball.

[Walt]

Crank it up.

[Bry]

Get up there, you son of a.

[Walt]

Crank it up like old Betsy. And it took a while.

[Q]

So what's gold about it?

[Bry]

What's gold? Well, let me tell you something. Two ingredients for blood flow to keep that rocket pump and mix with apomorphine and oxytocin to keep up the arousal and connection in your brain and body. Bluechew gold dissolves under your tongue and works in as little as 15 minutes. That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer. Elevation without hesitation. Yeah, they have something.

[Q]

It sounds like it's an antidepressant in there.

[Bry]

I know, right? They added some chemicals in there that we're not smart enough to understand. But they know what they're doing.

[Q]

They'll just kept my dick hard and keep.

[Bry]

That's all you need to know.

[Q]

Need to know.

[Bry]

Yep. Don't worry about the ingredients. This is peak Passion and peak performance in a single tablet. Next time she sends you a U up text, answer with a picture of Bluechew.

[Q]

Yeah, you up.

[Bry]

Bluechews turning bedroom performance. Bluetooth turning bedroom.

[Walt]

Uh.

[Q]

Oh God.

[Bry]

I think I'm stroking out Bluetooth turning bedroom performance into an Olympic sport. Go. I can't say it.

[Walt]

Hell is going on over there.

[Bry]

Go for the gold. Talking boners here. Why do I got to read all this shit? Like as soon as you say boner, you should have everybody's attention. If your bed could talk after this, it'd be asking for a break and full ignition in 15 minutes or less. All right, I read all that. Make your life easier by getting harder and discover your options at Bluetooth. Calm. And here's the special deal for listeners. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code TESD. That's promo code. Go Blue. That's promo code. That's promo code.

[Q]

Getting right in the face.

[Bry]

I know we're getting flushed. Visit bluetooth.com for more details and important safety information. And we thank Bluechew for sponsoring the podcast. All right, I'm not even sure if they're going to pay for that one.

[Q]

They will.

[Bry]

Let's see, what do we got here, Ridge? Black Friday sale coming up.

[Q]

Nice.

[Bry]

Don't say anything negative walting. I don't. I can't cut this. Tell a story about the wallet you had before Ridge. Was it a giant crusty leather brick that was falling apart? No, it was not. I had a money clip. That's what I used. It wasn't really that helpful with all the credit cards though. Like Ridge is right. Did your lower back hurt from sitting on a giant brick all day? Were you sitting unevenly? You probably already know that Ridge is known for their unique slim modern wallets. Well, Ridge just took their game changing wallet and made it even better. Say hello to Ridge 2.0.

[Walt]

Woo.

[Bry]

Uh huh.

[Q]

I want one.

[Bry]

Okay, I'll talk to the advertisement lady about it. See what she can do.

[Q]

Nice.

[Bry]

Ridge has been the perfecting the wallet for 12 years and everything is better on the Ridge 2.0. It's 10% lighter. Every gram matters. In the Ridge Wallet 2.0, they found the perfect balance. They made it more modular with improved cash straps, money clips and the airtag attachments. Improved surface design with tonal logos and matching plated cash straps. God damn it, that sounds sweet.

[Q]

Hot diggity dog.

[Bry]

Made with premium materials like aluminum, titanium and carbon fiber. Holds up to 12 cards plus cash. Over 50 colors and styles to choose from. Well, you can even get a wallet that has an NFL, mlb, or college team on it. That's your thing. Get a little nice.

[Walt]

That is my thing. That's my thing. A Ridge is not my new thing.

[Q]

Christ, that must have been some steak.

[Bry]

He really is. Does it give you peace of mind knowing that all Ridge wallets have RFID blocking technology, keeping you safe from digital pickpocketers?

[Q]

Yeah, that's.

[Bry]

That's a good point.

[Walt]

I've always thought that was like a. Like an urban myth.

[Bry]

Like they can't do it.

[Walt]

That. Like, I'm always, like, very suspect. That, like, somebody could steal all my. From their car.

[Q]

Yeah, right.

[Bry]

Well, ghetto's busting out something. This is. That's how you can lift people's car. So he has something that you can steal. People's credit card numbers.

[Walt]

How do you think we went to Denny's? I'm not paying for this. And I wanted a steak. It's on BQ tonight. Get him. Get whatever you want. It was Uranium office last week. We got all your info.

[Bry]

He's just. He's dead. He's Red Robin.

[Q]

Why do you have that?

[Gideon]

My father's community uses these to get in and out of the building. And they want $250 for a brand new card?

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Gideon]

So I duplicate him for him for him and his girlfriend when they lose their cards.

[Walt]

And so what? How much of that device cost you?

[Gideon]

$8?

[Walt]

$8. So for $8, you had an irresponsible or somebody who didn't have. Who had ulterior motives. You could be taking everybody's information in the airport plaza right now.

[Q]

Yeah, well, you got to be pretty close, right?

[Bry]

You can't brush up against a bunch of.

[Gideon]

Yeah, yeah, but it's not that hard.

[Q]

But what do you.

[Bry]

You're used to doing that, Brushing up.

[Q]

Against random people in the transfer that. Once you scan their thing. How do you transfer it to a new card for them to use?

[Gideon]

I just hold it against the thing and hit right. There's a read button and a right button.

[Q]

Look at that.

[Walt]

So it's not an urban myth. That's why we need to get the Ridge.

[Q]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Walt]

All across America, just a simple Ridge wallet can eliminate you eating steak?

[Bry]

No.

[Walt]

Eliminate the theft of all your personal information.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

It's not worth it. Of course it's worth it.

[Bry]

It's definitely worth it.

[Q]

For sure.

[Bry]

Then get your shit stolen. Yeah, get all your shit stolen. Don't cry. Yeah.

[Q]

If you're not using a Ridge wallet, we told you.

[Bry]

And you didn't listen.

[Q]

Get him. Seeing caviar and you're fucking on your dime. Yeah, you're the sucker. You're the idiot.

[Bry]

So losing your wallet is the worst. But you have a Ridge Tracker card. You'll know exactly where it is before panic mode kicks in. Give the gifts that stay out of the junk drawer. So for a limited time, Ridge is having their huge Black Friday sale. Head to ridge.com, get up to 47% off your order. That is by far the biggest discount they've given all year. That's ridge.com for up to 47% off your order during their biggest sale of the year. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support the show and tell them that. Tell them Steve Dave sent you.

[Q]

Nice. I haven't had to, if you guys don't mind.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Q]

Cullen Bunn, he released a novel and I read it and it's fucking. If you like horror, it's. He created a monster that I've never Like, he created a brand new fucking. I was like, holy shit, man. Like, I never. This is so cool. And it's so creepy.

[Walt]

Graphic novel?

[Q]

No, it's a novel written. It's called Bones of Our Stars, Blood of Our World by Cullen Bunn. And it is like. It's set up for sequels, too, which I like.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Q]

But the monster is fucking dope. I don't want to. I'll tell you guys. All right. But it's fucking weird, man, and creepy and shit. It's like old school. Stephen King, like when. When he was going for creep. Creep factor right before.

[Bry]

Woke factor before.

[Q]

Well, is he still doing that?

[Bry]

Oh, yeah.

[Q]

Okay.

[Walt]

Oh, where can you get it?

[Bry]

Anywhere.

[Q]

Amazon. Like, it's. It's out there. It's in bookstores. Simon and Schuster put it out. There you go.

[Walt]

Good for him.

[Q]

Yeah. Yeah. And I read it. I read it in like two nights.

[Walt]

Keep up with Colin. I haven't heard from him since we finished.

[Q]

I haven't talked. I haven't talked to him in a while. And then recently, very recently, we reconnected and I said. I said, what's going on? How you been? And he said, I have a book coming out. I said, send it to me. I want to read it. He sent it. I read it.

[Bry]

He's like, buy it.

[Q]

It wasn't out yet. I got like one of those preview copies. Yeah. Fucking dope. It's really good. It's really good. I'll stake my reputation.

[Walt]

I hope it does well for him. He's A good guy.

[Bry]

Yeah, he is. He is a good dude. You said you had a second thing, Walt?

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

I was inundated. My email inbox blew up. I was getting texts from Tom and some other people when the news broke. I'm surprised you guys didn't hear about this. Did you hear that? Findings. Laboratory findings. Data, without a doubt, shows that Hitler had a micro penis.

[Bry]

Without a doubt. Now.

[Q]

Good, good, good.

[Bry]

Now that.

[Walt]

I think that's everybody's initial reaction when they hear that. They're like, yeah. Even I was like, good, good.

[Q]

I'm glad.

[Walt]

That monster.

[Q]

Well, yeah, Then you have to think, if he didn't have a micro penis.

[Walt]

That'S the exact same thing I was thinking.

[Q]

Would all of this have happened?

[Walt]

Would this data even be released or would it be suppressed? If they were like, hey, you know what? But let's say BQ opened up your own laboratory. You're like, bq Tech.

[Q]

Yeah, bqt.

[Walt]

And you guys got a grant to. I don't know, to do some research on Gidem. I'm not Giddam Hitler's.

[Q]

I have a PhD on that one.

[Walt]

Hitler's DNA or whatever to find out about. And I don't know why, in this day and age of all the ills of the world, we're still looking to see what kind of how big Hitler's cock was.

[Bry]

But it's like, doesn't everybody hate him already? Like, what else do you need to know? But.

[Walt]

And the data came back, and you're like, all right. Your best scientist comes into the fucking office. He's like, let me hear it. Micropenis, right? And he's like, well, well, Q. Just the opposite. Giant hog, it sounds like, you know, the data's saying that, like, he had to kind of cock that Frau Lines would leave their husbands and families for.

[Bry]

Put Johnny Wad to shame.

[Q]

I'd have to release it.

[Walt]

You would release that?

[Q]

I think that the world would burn. I think that it would. It would destabilize segments of society because people would be like. People would start to have a respect for him.

[Walt]

I. You would release it, though.

[Q]

I think people have the right to know the truth.

[Walt]

Yeah, but you're going to take a massive PR hit, though, as, like, guess that's.

[Q]

I'm not here for good pr. I'm here for the truth about penis.

[Walt]

Yeah, I feel like that if the data was to show the exact opposite of Microsoft, I feel like a lot of laboratories would not release their findings. I think it does them no good. Only puts them under the spotlight of being.

[Q]

What about the pursuit of truth and science?

[Walt]

I just. Results were inconclusive.

[Bry]

You remember co.

[Walt]

Most likely micropenis. But we're not 100% sure. I fall back on that.

[Q]

But what if it comes out? What if it comes out? What if a scientist is like, oh, you gotta.

[Walt]

I'm not a fucking whistleblower.

[Q]

Yeah, you got a whistleblower.

[Walt]

Congress Bioq test might be pulled in front of fucking.

[Q]

And suddenly I'm there like a fucking cease fan of the Senate. Yeah, yeah. Like. And I have to answer as to why I suppressed the truth.

[Walt]

I think you. I think public perception is worth being pulled in front of Congress at a Senate meeting, hearing over why you again. Unless Congress funded the study.

[Q]

Sure.

[Walt]

I don't think they care, though, if you didn't tell the truth or you didn't reveal the data's results. Now, do you think going on the other hand like this got me thinking. Do you think if he didn't have one, would things have been different?

[Q]

Well, that was the point that I made. That's the point I was making at first. You misinterpreted. I said, I think if he didn't have a micro penis, the Holocaust never happens. And I'm not even fucking. I'm not even being a dick. Like, I believe he's a.

[Walt]

Why do you think that? I thought of that too. I just. I didn't know. You're pretty cocksure.

[Q]

Yeah, check the DNA on that one.

[Walt]

But I just pondered. I had no idea to know if, like, I posed the question to myself and I couldn't answer it would. But you seem to fall under. If it was of the length and girth that was like the quote unquote.

[Q]

If it was a fat diamond sausage. Yeah, it was a diamond dick.

[Walt]

That he would have been his thoughts and would not have been on. Like, I have to exterminate 6 million people.

[Q]

I don't think so. I don't think he cares about power. He's like, I already have the ultimate, ultimate power. A giant donkey dick. And I think he. And I think that they never. I'm not even being a dick. Like, I've seen how big dicks affect dudes now. Medium dicks affect dudes. Like, it's. You know, when you have. It's called big dick energy for a reason, man. You got that hog. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. You feel better than every man in every room you're in.

[Walt]

And you don't have to, like, call into question their ethnicity or their.

[Q]

No, you're not worried about the economy. If you want a giant fucking 12 inch hog, you just don't.

[Walt]

Yeah, you're just like, hey, everything's good, bro.

[Q]

I won.

[Walt]

Kumbaya.

[Q]

I didn't need to start a where to win a war to win.

[Walt]

Slap it out. We don't have to go to war. What did you go to war for?

[Q]

I won. Guys, we need to develop the A bomb because I have it. I got the T bomb in my pants.

[Bry]

So instead people are like, Hitler, why are we going to the war? And he's like, no reason. Reason.

[Q]

Yeah, exactly. Because I need power. I need power over other men. Need. I need. I need to be the man. Right, but you don't need to be the man if you're already the man.

[Walt]

It's a good argument.

[Q]

Yeah, thank you.

[Walt]

You should bring. You should write a paper on that if you get it.

[Q]

No, I have several.

[Bry]

Yeah. They won't publish it. Scholarly journals won't take it.

[Q]

Get laughed out of rooms by small dick scientists.

[Bry]

You know what?

[Walt]

I got a feeling they all, all scientists are small dick scientists.

[Q]

What do they do with that?

[Walt]

Always looking to trump somebody with a. Yeah, look how smart I am.

[Q]

I could get into the moon. Can you look at this?

[Bry]

And they're working on shit like bluechew to make it bigger.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

Yeah. It made me wonder.

[Bry]

I'm not.

[Q]

I'm not kidding either. I, I would, I would bet good money that he had a tiny dick. But even before this, I asked Tom.

[Walt]

I was like, I can't believe they still have DNA. Where are they getting the DNA from to even fucking do this study? And Tom said there was blood on a pillow.

[Q]

I think we talked about this once and they weren't they not 100% sure if it was his blood on it? Didn't we talk about this recently?

[Walt]

Yeah, we haven't really spoke about no Hitler news and learn something new every day. We haven't learned something new in quite some time.

[Q]

Time. Yeah. Well, this is good. All right. I mean it doesn't surprise me that they have Hitler's DNA. Like that doesn't really make sense to me.

[Walt]

I would think there's nothing doctors.

[Q]

I mean, when you're the president of whatever the he was of, of like there's doctors who were all over your making sure you're okay and stuff like that.

[Walt]

Blood test, they saved all that back from the 40s.

[Q]

I don't think it's unlike. I don't. I think someone that noticeable. I wouldn't be surprised if someone was Like, I got his blood.

[Walt]

I'm kidding. When I heard this story broke, I. When I told Thomas, like, I thought they went after, like, genealogy. What's that called? Genealogy? Like, somebody's. Like some of. Oh, yeah, his ancestors.

[Q]

They're not gonna step forward to take part in that.

[Gideon]

So what happened was.

[Walt]

It was a. Yeah, I got. Yeah, my great, great, great, great uncle had a small dick, but I don't.

[Gideon]

Yeah.

[Q]

I take it after my mother's side.

[Bry]

It's the degeneration, I swear.

[Gideon]

It was a war trophy that was recovered by a US Serviceman and they confirmed it with relatives of Hitler to make sure that the DNA matched.

[Walt]

DNA was on a trophy?

[Gideon]

Yeah, they found him.

[Walt]

He came on a trophy.

[Gideon]

No, no, it was from the bunker. He killed himself, Tony.

[Walt]

Jerked off on a fucking.

[Gideon]

Yes, yes. That's what happened.

[Q]

Okay, wait, wait. He was on the. What did he.

[Gideon]

It was. That's the couch from the bunker where he killed himself.

[Q]

But how did an American fucking soldier get that?

[Gideon]

Because the. They got there first, so I thought the Germans.

[Q]

I mean. I mean, the Russians got there first. That was the whole fucking point.

[Gideon]

He was allowed by the German. By Soviet forces lieutenant to take a pillow. Kearney. Yes. Roswell P. Rosengren. He was an officer for General Eisenhower.

[Q]

Wow.

[Gideon]

So it stayed in his family till they put it up for sale in 2014.

[Q]

Fuck, man.

[Gideon]

So why he's now in the Gettysburg Museum in Pennsylvania.

[Walt]

Okay, so what part of the DNA do you target to see the size of a member? To me, I'm like, that's. That's going. That's like bad science shit.

[Bry]

Like, you have to know how to narrow it down to the dick gene.

[Walt]

I don't know.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Walt]

I'm like, are we. I'm like, are we sure this is real fucking data? Are we just trying to piss off some neo Nazis, stick their finger in their eye? Because I'm like, really? Why are we spending the money to do this? Like, why? The time, the money, the effort. Just because, you know, you just want to fucking publish that and make it go viral that, you know, he had a small dick.

[Q]

Mission accomplished. I mean, this is on scene.

[Walt]

I'm sure he's looking up from hell right now being like, God damn it. They found out.

[Q]

God damn, all that for nothing.

[Bry]

And it's probably research that came from all the Nazi scientists that came over.

[Q]

In Operation Ultimate Irony.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Q]

Yes, man.

[Walt]

But, yeah. You like what tests are being done that can decipher that kind of information?

[Q]

Well, it's about. Because I was just scanning A bit. And it's about the condition that he had. Leave certain markers in your DNA.

[Walt]

Oh, he had a certain condition. That's a condition.

[Bry]

Kalman syndrome. Congenital hypo. I'm not even gonna try to pronounce that word. I couldn't even read the goddamn ad earlier.

[Walt]

You can't read Ridge. I know you're not gonna get that out.

[Bry]

I'm not gonna get that one.

[Q]

It says one of his genes had a mutation.

[Walt]

So it.

[Bry]

Olympic Olympics. We're Olympics.

[Walt]

I. Yeah, I. I don't know. I. I wonder if this is data that you can. That you could bank as irrefutable science.

[Bry]

So this says that.

[Walt]

Because no one's gonna fucking call you on it. Because as soon as you try to, like, debunk it, you're like, oh, hello, Nazi.

[Q]

Cancel him. Well, look, he either did or he didn't, right? And now we have some evidence that's suggesting he did. So why not just.

[Walt]

Yeah, yeah, I mean, who cares? It's a good day.

[Q]

It's a great day.

[Walt]

But like I said, though, I wonder if it's even legitimate news, though.

[Bry]

Well, it says here. Can you back it up a little bit? Get him. We're right there. It says that whatever syndrome he had, he has.

[Walt]

Syndrome, huh?

[Bry]

Yeah. And boys, you have that.

[Walt]

Or is that what's. What's your autism called? Okay, I thought it was Collins. I thought you said it was. That was Collingwood syndrome. You spend all day trying to broker deals for garbage to make up for a small cock. I got over on him. I got this five dollar Zippo for three.

[Bry]

Big dick energy, boys. It says with the syndrome in. Boys, these conditions can delay puberty and cause undescended testicles.

[Walt]

Oh, he had one ball. But I thought this cuz was blown off by Tom Cruise in that movie Valkyrie. Remember Valkyrie? That movie? Did he blow off Hitler's nut?

[Bry]

That I don't recall.

[Walt]

Yeah, because he brought a bomb into a meeting and he placed the bomb underneath the. Ginham knows what I'm talking about, right? Valkyrie.

[Gideon]

Valkyrie.

[Walt]

Yeah. Get on, Mike.

[Gideon]

But it also said he had a bad sense of smell as well. Hitler.

[Walt]

I got a great sense of smell.

[Gideon]

Yeah, well, and amongst other things, that's like.

[Walt]

That's. That's. Smell it. Hear that? That's big dick energy smelling.

[Q]

Big dicks, boys.

[Bry]

Not congesting.

[Walt]

I can't. Fell on a mile away.

[Q]

I was in Denny's the other night.

[Walt]

See that guy over, over there? In that booth over there? Get him. He's got one.

[Bry]

Guys, he looking at.

[Q]

You feel like he's at the next table here.

[Bry]

But.

[Walt]

But going back to the. The bomb ball, though, didn't that happen during an assassination attempt?

[Q]

Just look up the movie Valkyrie, man. See if it says anything.

[Walt]

I remember. Yeah, Tom Cruise brought in a bomb and it didn't work and Hitler got away. But I. But missing one ball, though, I thought.

[Q]

I never heard that.

[Walt]

Did you see the movie?

[Q]

I don't think so. Should I?

[Bry]

Well, if we're asking AI, it's a.

[Walt]

Tom Cruise movie, you're all good.

[Q]

I mean, if it's. If it involves one of Hitler's balls getting blown off, I'm in Valkyrie. One testicle. The failed assassination. Who had. No, no, the bomb was planted. Yeah, but the guy who planted the bomb had one ball. Tom Cruise had one ball. According to this, I think all Germans.

[Walt]

Have one ball in the 40s. I think in the 40s. I'm not saying now, but in the 40s.

[Bry]

If we have any German listeners, we know you have two balls.

[Walt]

The grandfathers, though.

[Bry]

Yeah. Sorry, guys.

[Q]

Your grandfathers got up to bad. Can't defend them.

[Bry]

Yeah, your grandfathers were up to some really sketchy crap.

[Q]

Crazy, man.

[Walt]

Yeah, I don't think we have any German listeners. No, I don't think so. Well, on Patreon at least, because when I sent out all the gifts, I.

[Bry]

Never sent them to Germany.

[Walt]

I remember ever sending one in Germany.

[Bry]

Huh.

[Gideon]

So it says his report in 1923 that he had an undescended testicle, which would have been before the bombing.

[Walt]

So do you. Let's say he wanted to get a vasectomy. Would that change anything if he had one?

[Gideon]

I'm not the person asking about that.

[Walt]

I think I know the guy to go to.

[Q]

Yeah, we got a guy.

[Bry]

I'm so glad you asked. Oh, man, I had a. Oh, he's got.

[Walt]

He's got two. They just don't shoot.

[Q]

Oh, no, he's. I've heard about the vasectomy. Yeah, of course. Who hasn't?

[Walt]

I don't want to. I don't want to paint a picture that he just shoots blanks. But they're still. But everything looks normal, though.

[Q]

It's still a tidal wave. This is no fish in it.

[Walt]

From a first glance, he looks normal.

[Q]

But it looks very.

[Bry]

If you do a little digging.

[Walt]

The chamber's empty.

[Bry]

Yeah, I had a. A second Hitler story. Well, second story. Yeah, it's a little Hitler heavy.

[Q]

He's back, baby. It's been years since we discussed Walmart.

[Bry]

Under fire for selling shirt that Many say shows a Nazi esque salute. Well, well, well, here I'll show you that.

[Walt]

Oh yeah, I could see it.

[Bry]

Now there's also a reverse image where like in this image there's a white hand going over a black hand saying paper beats rock.

[Q]

Yeah, I see it. Well, here's the thing.

[Bry]

But then there's also a reverse image one on the white shirt where the black hand is covering up the white hand.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

That is probably most likely an oversight by Walmart. I'm sure that's not on the rack at Walmart. I bet you that's on Walmart.com.

[Bry]

Oh, like somebody else is making a shirt. Yeah, okay.

[Walt]

Yeah, because they, Walmart sometimes has tone Steve Dave Merch on it and I know they don't have any Walmart.

[Bry]

We're not seeing any residuals.

[Walt]

Well, I've gone into many Walmarts. I've always looked. I'm like whatever the tell them Steve Dave section because they have shirts up there and it's from some private seller who has no authorization. But, but Walmart just hasn't caught them yet. So that could be.

[Bry]

It says right, it says right. You're right because it says right there. The listing had been done through a, through.

[Walt]

Oh my. Oh wow.

[Bry]

There's something wrong with me today. Through a third party. And had been removed immediately as soon as it had been flagged.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

So what's the story then? Is it just to take, to fucking take a dig at Walmart? They did what they are supposed to do. They found it, they removed it for.

[Bry]

A shirt that's like kind of like.

[Walt]

Oh, it's pretty egregious.

[Bry]

You think so?

[Walt]

Oh yeah.

[Q]

It looks like a black power fist and it looks like that's as egregious as it gets.

[Bry]

But if it was just a fist it would be okay. It's the Nazi salute.

[Q]

Well, I think even if the, even if the arm was like straight out, like horizontal instead of like up in the air like every Nazi did.

[Bry]

Right.

[Q]

It would be like. I think that would be okay. Mm.

[Bry]

It's the, it's the angle of the hand.

[Q]

It's the angle of the hand and it is. That does look like a black power fist.

[Bry]

Says shirts sold [e-mail] featured images and slogans that are used by white supremacists online.

[Q]

But if the truth came out and it was just some dope who made it on AI and didn't see it, I would also be like, yeah, I.

[Bry]

Guess it would make sense.

[Walt]

I don't most people can see it, though.

[Q]

I agree with you.

[Walt]

I don't think there. I don't think anybody's that dopey in this day and age.

[Q]

Oh, I disagree with that.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Walt]

That they don't see it.

[Q]

That there aren't dopey people. There's tons of dopey people out there that's got that.

[Bry]

It does look awfully close. The. The Aryan Fist or White Power Fist looks awfully similar.

[Q]

That's pretty nuts.

[Bry]

Oh, speaking. I had to ask you, Walt, Are you still a Lions fan? I see you're wearing a lion's jersey.

[Walt]

No, it's a hoodie.

[Bry]

Hoodie.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Bry]

Sorry.

[Q]

And that's just a Lion.

[Walt]

This is a player's own fashion line now.

[Q]

Oh, I see.

[Walt]

His name is Hutch, and he started his own fashion, like, hoodies and T shirts. And I ordered my exclusive Hutch merchandise.

[Q]

Nice.

[Walt]

I'm still a Lions fan.

[Bry]

Are you okay?

[Walt]

Well, you thought, like, in the last two weeks, I abandoned the.

[Bry]

I think it may have been in the last few days.

[Walt]

Why? What happened?

[Bry]

Lions Amon RA St. Brown breaks out Trump dance while pointing to the president at box after a touchdown. Now, I thought the Trump dance was. I thought it was banned. I thought all dances were banned in the NFL. You're allowed to dance. So he broke out in the Trump dance during Sunday's game.

[Walt]

He did apologize for anybody he might have offended, but he did.

[Bry]

He really.

[Walt]

Yeah. He did say, though, that there's only so many opportunities to dance in front of the president and he was not going to miss the opportunity after scoring a touchdown.

[Bry]

I have not to get an opportunity yet to dance in front of the president.

[Walt]

If I ever had the opportunity, you know, I could fucking cut up a rug.

[Bry]

I know. I've seen it.

[Walt]

And I am going.

[Bry]

I remember the sixth grade dance.

[Walt]

I am going to break out my velour shirt and I am going to fucking. President, may I have this dance? And we are going to fucking. We are turn some heads.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

I don't care which president is right, Democrat or Republican.

[Q]

But I thought they were doing this anyway. I thought, like, the Trump dance was a thing. Like, didn't. Didn't we see like, a. A bunch of like.

[Walt]

I did not even know that when I saw this live. I had no idea. I didn't know that was some. I didn't know that was associated with the President. It looked like he was, like, drying his butt, like, with a towel. Yeah, like a. Like, like. What's a pantomime?

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Walt]

Yeah, that's what it looked like, oh.

[Q]

The whole team's doing it.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Q]

All right.

[Walt]

It was the same guy one night. Well, like, where we. We. And get him. We watched the games together and he scored a touchdown. Some. He said, some. Some heart. Well, he said some tough words that only certain people are allowed to say. And it got caught on Mike.

[Bry]

Right?

[Walt]

And I was like, that's gonna go viral. And I go, I. I really love Almond Saint Brown. He's a great player. And I asked him, I was like, can I. Can I buy that shirt? If what he just said, like kind of the rallying cry because, you know, and he was like, no, you can't buy that shirt.

[Bry]

Can't buy it.

[Walt]

No, not me. I couldn't wear it.

[Bry]

Right.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Bry]

Unfair.

[Walt]

No, I get it. I get was like he screamed into the camera. He goes, I run this. And then a word.

[Bry]

Soft day.

[Walt]

And I. And I said again, I was like, oh, man, that's a look. Look how excited he is. Like, like, I bet you that's going to be. They're going to make a lot of bootleg shirts about that, you know, and his quote. And I was like, can I buy that shirt and wear it? And he was like, no, you should not buy that shirt and wear it.

[Bry]

What about this one? Pointing to the paper beats rock.

[Walt]

Not that one either.

[Q]

I run this plaza.

[Walt]

That is not true, though. I bow to everybody in this plaza.

[Bry]

Oh, there it is. Hot mic catches Amon Ross, St. Brown. They should be able to say that. What's the big deal?

[Walt]

Oh, yeah, he. Yeah, but I, I just like, I was so pumped though, that I was like, I want that on a shirt.

[Bry]

Right.

[Walt]

That better, you know, the excitement after seeing him score, kind of.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

I kind of got pulled back. Sorry. I got caught up in the moment.

[Q]

It's like Germany in the 1930s. He got caught up.

[Bry]

What else do I have? Declan flies planes. Did you know that? Have you talked to Declan about that?

[Walt]

He's going to get his pilot license.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Q]

Oh, yeah.

[Bry]

What do you think of that?

[Walt]

So he's going to take you flying around Ireland.

[Q]

Cessna, yeah.

[Bry]

Probably a little one, I would think.

[Walt]

He's going to fly over in like a one man prop plane and visit the airport plaza.

[Bry]

He said the crippled Charles Lindbergh.

[Q]

That would be amazing.

[Bry]

Like, you hear him coming in.

[Q]

He's not even walking. This looks like something the Muppets would fly. Yeah. It would be cool if he did that, though. Like, he pulled like an Amelia Earhart.

[Bry]

Yeah. And tried to come.

[Walt]

Disappeared.

[Q]

Well, she had some success going down he's on an, like, he crashes on an, Like a. Like a deserted island and he just sees her bones. Yeah. And he knows.

[Bry]

He's. I was. I said that the other day. I was like, why is Amelia Earhart so revered when she up.

[Q]

I think she. She did a lot before. Yeah.

[Walt]

Her accomplishments before she disappeared garnered her.

[Bry]

Oh, that's what did it.

[Walt]

That.

[Bry]

I'm not really familiar with Amelia Earharts. I wasn't sure.

[Q]

Yeah, she was.

[Bry]

Well, I know it's her last attempt.

[Q]

She was working. No, she was pretty accomplished. And it was crazy back then. Like, they had her last transmission or something, right?

[Walt]

Yeah. And they thought, you know, I mean, I think back then they were like, you could still fly off the edge of the world and shit. It wasn't that early.

[Bry]

No, that's what happened to her.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

It was real early on, though.

[Q]

By the time they invented flight, we kind of knew what was going on, I guess. Yes. Wasn't it, like, when did she go to spin? What year?

[Walt]

I'm going to say 1900 37. Oh.

[Bry]

Just below. Get him's ears.

[Q]

Oh, yeah, there she goes.

[Walt]

You go, girl.

[Q]

Yeah. Well, she have, like. She had like, a man on the plane with her, right?

[Bry]

Did.

[Q]

She wasn't like. Didn't she.

[Walt]

He had.

[Bry]

He.

[Walt]

He didn't offer any help, did he?

[Q]

That's what I'm saying. He probably. He was like, let me take that. And then let a man do this.

[Bry]

Yeah.

[Q]

Step aside.

[Walt]

I got this.

[Q]

Yeah. Little birdie crash. She probably would have been fine if she. If she was on her own, you know, I think.

[Walt]

I think I. I heard that she was like, yeah, he it up. Because she took a nap and she was like, you take the wheel.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

While she was sleeping. He it up.

[Q]

He just. It up.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Bry]

And how did we learn this?

[Q]

I. I heard that she got a period and had to take care of that, so she handed over the plane.

[Bry]

She was in the back plugging it up.

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Q]

And then it crashed into the. Into the ocean. So that's what. That's just what I heard.

[Bry]

Oh, that's why you can't have female pilots. You might get their period flight.

[Q]

You know what? We're laughing, but, like, you know, that was like. That was at one point. Oh, at one point, like, there was like a Pan Am pilot going, what? Yeah, like, he was sipping a martini, like a 3,000, 300,000 miles. And he's like, she's gonna get a period right in the middle of the flight. Oh, God.

[Bry]

When I went to Scotland, it Was interesting. The. I went to like a medical museum.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Bry]

And the one thing that stuck out was like, in like 1900, there was like one female doctor or something. Like, they just would not let them in to the medical schools. They would not trust them.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Bry]

Like, what a weird time.

[Q]

I agree with not trusting them, but you gotta let them in the medical school. It's funny. I watched Frankenstein, the new one, but also I watched the original Boris and the scene where Fritz comes in and steals the brain into that classroom. I was like, wow, there's a lot of female students in that classroom. Which I found surprising. Like, almost.

[Walt]

You think it was inaccurate?

[Q]

No, I'm saying the opposite of what Brian's saying. Like, I think.

[Walt]

But was it inaccurate for time though? Was the film inaccurate?

[Q]

I don't think that Hollywood was pushing that agenda back then. Now maybe, but like, back then, maybe now. Yeah. Just possibly that they might be trying. But like, I was. I was like, oh, wow. I was like a lot of the more class. And you. Because I bet you if you pictured in your mind it was just like dudes in suits and lab coats. You know what I mean?

[Walt]

Yeah.

[Q]

It's not. It's like, it's.

[Walt]

How was the Frankenstein?

[Q]

I liked it. I liked it.

[Walt]

I see. A lot of people told me it was good though.

[Q]

Yeah, I liked it. It's one of the best looking movies that's been made. Like, it just looks. It's fun. It's like cool to watch.

[Walt]

I want to see the Running Man.

[Q]

How was it?

[Walt]

It wasn't that good. Oh, it wasn't that good.

[Bry]

Teddy wasn't with me.

[Walt]

I wouldn't want to say it because I know I going to get some flack for it. All right, I'll just say it.

[Bry]

Fifteen years of flack. West up.

[Walt]

Now I've learned over the course of 15 years what to keep to myself, what to reveal. So this one, I'm putting myself out there. But so late last night. Not that late. It was like 9:30. I get a text from Rupp and he's like, any interest in seeing the Running Man? I'm going at 10:45.

[Q]

Holy, that is late.

[Bry]

I'm in bed.

[Walt]

I was like, oh, there I go. I wanted to see it. The commercials look pretty good. And I said to my wife, who was just about ready to fall asleep, I was like, I'm gonna go to the movies at 10:45. And she's like, but then I'm gonna have Teddy all night. And what Teddy does is like, he has to sleep on you, like, he has to sleep on you, physically on you. And I. And I handle that. Doesn't bother me. But she gets hot, you know, from the. All the fur and everything. She has a hard time sleeping with Teddy right on her chest. I don't. I can do it.

[Q]

That sounds so nice, actually.

[Walt]

Except when it is hot, then he puts off a lot of body heat so it can get a little hot.

[Bry]

He guy, too.

[Walt]

So she was like, I. And she's not feeling that well right now. So I was like, you know what? Don't worry about it. I'm gonna take Teddy. And Because I have this. He's a service dog, but he's an emotional support dog. But he's not my emotional support dog. He has the paperwork and everything. So I was like, I'll just flash the card. Yeah, maybe they won't look at it too close and see it's for a female. And I have this little military vest that says emotional support service War hero. It does not say war hero. And I said, I'm gonna try to bring Teddy. And I looked up on the website to see if they allow service dogs. And they said they did. And I was like, all right, I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to bring them. And I was like, no, no, don't make a big stink. You won't be able to go. And I was like, no, I'm just gonna try. It's no big deal. If they say no and I just come home, I go, I don't care to see it that much. So when I walked in, I felt the eyes on me. I got a little nervous, so I. I didn't know what to do other than to try. I didn't want to, like, act crazy, so I just figured, I want to show a little bit of something. Yeah, I can eat.

[Bry]

Like, you have ptsd.

[Walt]

Yeah. So I just started blinking real crazy, like, real fast when I was ordering the tickets. I was like, one for 1045. And they're like. And the lady behind the counter, she sees the dog, and she's like, oh, you. Are you military? I was like. And I was like, not even a hesitation. I was like, I am not taking any stolen valor for trying to get a dog. There's not as a bridge too far. That's a line I'm not gonna cross. Like, I am not military, and neither is the dog. I said, I was knee deep in.

[Bry]

The ship back in 70.

[Q]

What do you mean, in my military?

[Bry]

How dare you?

[Walt]

And I was like, we are not. We. We don't deserve any discount.

[Q]

Why are you blinking?

[Bry]

He has a tick. Surely I should let him in.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Walt]

I said, nope, nope. We don't apply, and none of that applies to us. And she was like, well, I'll give you a senior discount. I was like, if you must. I said, I got it. I couldn't deny that when I was a discount. I'll take it. And we went down, we sat and watched the movie. He was excellent.

[Q]

Yeah. He sat on the floor, on a seat.

[Walt]

He sat on my lap, as he always does every night at home, and just fell asleep on my lap throughout the entire movie. Me and RUP were the only people in the movie theater anyway. Nobody else was in the theater.

[Q]

Yeah.

[Bry]

Better cover up your lap popcorn trick.

[Walt]

But, yeah, he was awesome. So now I know. Almost like he had been to the movies before. It was really weird. He was that. Like, he fell right into the position. Like, he got right next to me and immediately started snoring. Thank God there was no boss in the theater because he's got a loud snore over the Dolby. You could hear, wow. But he was great. And. Yeah, so it looks like I can take him to the movies now if I need to.

[Q]

So what was the thing you didn't want to say?

[Walt]

Oh, I don't want people to be like, you're the kind of asshole that's making it for people who really need dogs in the fucking theater.

[Q]

Nobody needs a dog in the theater.

[Walt]

There are people who do.

[Bry]

They say they do. Why are they going to the movies?

[Walt]

You're right.

[Q]

I didn't think of it.

[Walt]

All right, well, some people definitely need their dog anymore.

[Q]

I mean, sure, in our era of humanity, there are people that need dogs. Movie theaters.

[Walt]

But the person who, you know, his former owner needed him if she went to the movies.

[Q]

I'm not against dogs being a movie theaters. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, don't tell me we can't survive without. Without it.

[Walt]

Yeah, but I wish I could bring.

[Q]

Fucking Boris to the movies. That'd be great.

[Walt]

I think you can now. I think we live in a world where you could pretty much do it.

[Bry]

People don't question you. They're not allowed to. Yeah, it's, like, illegal to be like, this is.

[Q]

Good. But the movie was not.

[Walt]

The movie was not as good as Arnold's movie.

[Q]

Right? No Richard Dawson coming in and like.

[Walt]

No, no Richard Dawson. I don't know if the guy. I don't even know if I've ever seen the guy who played the star of the Running Man.

[Q]

Glenn Powell.

[Walt]

I don't know what I've seen him in before, but he looked familiar.

[Q]

I've never. I've never seen anything he's done, but I know people love him.

[Walt]

I don't know, it just kind of.

[Q]

But it was more like. Right. Like he was on the run across America.

[Walt]

Yes.

[Q]

Okay. That's cool, because the book, like. Wait, let me ask you something. Spoiler. So, all right, I gave it a few seconds at the end of the.

[Walt]

Book, you know that. You know, I'm gonna take so much heat for this. I know. That fucking guy thinks he's so entitled he could do whatever the fuck he wants.

[Bry]

Yep. Yeah.

[Q]

Well, he didn't bother anybody. And if the theater was packed and the dog was snoring, I bet you would have been like, I gotta go.

[Walt]

Absolutely.

[Q]

You caught the lifeline I was throwing you.

[Bry]

Excellent, excellent.

[Q]

Me staring at Wal. Staring at my eyes. Right.

[Walt]

Walt, Go ahead, though.

[Q]

So the end of the book is he. It's very 911 esque. He crashes the plane into the fucking. Yeah, he does it in the movie at the end. Yeah. He crashes a plane into the tv, into the. Oh, wow. Holy shit. They kept the ending.

[Walt]

I was wondering, too, because I never read the. The. The Stephen King novel.

[Q]

Yeah, he's given the middle finger. Yeah. Oh, he does. Oh, wow. That's pretty cool.

[Walt]

Yeah, they're. There was a part of me that was wondering which version, Schwarzenegger or the new version is more like the book. I asked Rupp, and he didn't know. And it seems like from what you're saying, it's more like the current version is more like the book than the Arnold's.

[Q]

Yeah, that's what I always remember, the ending.

[Walt]

I just think some of the dialogue was incredibly corny, stilted, just unrealistic. You know, there's a kid that's like. That helps them. Of course, you know, that's the kiss of death for me. Like a street wise kid.

[Bry]

It's like, oh, I know this computer. Oh, boy, here we go.

[Q]

Ghost of Yotai, that new video game. And it was so good until like the last 25, last 25% of the game, they introduced like a little girl sidekick. And it was like it was such a struggle to finish the game. Keep putting fucking kids in games that know everything. So witty and so brave and so smart. And you're just like, get this fucking kid out of here. I'm trying to slice people's fucking balls off.

[Bry]

I live next to a school and like, sometimes I'll drive By and I see all the kids, they'll have a stupid look on their face. Not a one of them could fucking help.

[Q]

Oh, not one of them is wiser than their dad and shocking her.

[Bry]

And.

[Q]

And like at one point she just said they're in the middle of a war in Japan and she sneaks out to help her fucking aunt sneak into a fortress and assassinate people. You're like, she's fucking 11. Why are we doing this? Like, why are you doing this to me? I paid. I paid the money for the game.

[Bry]

Hard earned money. I plumped it down.

[Q]

Guys are giving me this. I can't take it.

[Walt]

Do you know what it was rated? The new Running Man.

[Bry]

I thought it was PG 13.

[Walt]

Yeah. Because I felt it wasn't. It didn't rise to an R in my opinion. So I was wondering what it was rated.

[Bry]

Yeah, I think, I'm pretty sure.

[Q]

Oh really? I heard The New Predators pg 13.

[Walt]

But it is.

[Q]

It's still pretty. It's still pretty. Like everyone I know.

[Walt]

I haven't seen the last couple Predators.

[Q]

My friend said it is. Oh, I actually think he's been doing a job with this guy. But the series. But my friend said it's. It's really bloody and gory, but it's not human blood. So it's like.

[Walt]

So that's how they get away.

[Q]

That's how they get away with it. So it is everything in there, but it's green blood and shit like that Running man was ours.

[Walt]

I'm surprised there wasn't much in there they did. So that. That guy that you say everybody loves a star. Yeah, he does show his highness.

[Bry]

Really.

[Q]

They like the fucking ladies like that.

[Walt]

There was. Yeah, there was a. Such an egregious scene of like, okay, this guy's worked out for this role. He has to fucking be like 90% nude in the scene so he could show off all the rippling muscle. I feel it had to be done on purpose. It's. It moved the story along.

[Q]

I fucking.

[Walt]

None at all.

[Q]

I approve.

[Walt]

Really?

[Q]

100%.

[Walt]

You know when it's just like it's done just for titillation rather than to move the story.

[Bry]

If it's not that it's a guy, not a girl.

[Q]

No, I approve. Yeah, I knew it.

[Walt]

I knew it. I needed to prove it.

[Q]

I do. I want to see good looking people naked. Yeah, of course. I want to see good looking people doing things I can't do. That's all I ever want. The great tragedy of Entertainment the last 10 years is it's people who look worse than me. I don't want to be the good looking one. I want to be the fucking ugly one.

[Walt]

Yeah, he does. He. And let me tell you, even his. Even his muscles, you know, are uneven on his hiney, which is crazy, really, when you get. When you're, you know, you're. You're ripped. When you can flex your ass muscles. Yeah.

[Bry]

Mary Beth's online buying tickets right now.

[Walt]

Yeah, I don't know if. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it like a 5. Just mid.

[Q]

Okay. Who's that? That woman's his wife.

[Walt]

Yeah. She barely has any other role other than being like, we need help.

[Q]

Right?

[Walt]

We need money. Baby sick. Yeah, right.

[Q]

Good for her. She got a paycheck and she gets a look at his ass.

[Walt]

No, she didn't. No. There was an action scene of all things. Like, it was when he was being hunted that he. He took his clothes off. Oh, he wasn't in a sex scene.

[Q]

All right, that's fine.

[Walt]

Yeah, I don't know if that changes.

[Bry]

I'll take it.

[Q]

I'll take it.

[Walt]

Tell him, Steve.

[Bry]

Dave.