Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave! #672 "Now, You’re Fabio" – Detailed Summary

Podcast: Tell 'Em Steve-Dave!
Episode: #672 Now, You’re Fabio
Release Date: April 6, 2026

Main Theme / Purpose

This episode captures classic Tell 'Em Steve-Dave energy—irreverent, candid, and full of banter between the Comic Book Men alums and Q from Impractical Jokers. The crew riff on aging bodies, discuss Q’s upcoming cruise event “Q-West”, debate the meaning of fame and recognition (focusing on the New Jersey Hall of Fame), and, naturally, end up talking about Fabio and sex health statistics—all with typical self-deprecating wit.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Body Talk: Aging, Health, and Bathroom Habits (00:06–07:19)

Spring Allergies & Changing Bodies (00:06–02:22):
- Q’s battling spring allergies, and the guys discuss how allergies come and go every 7 years ("Your body will soon change and you won't be allergic to it anymore." – B, 01:36).
Hydration & “Breaking the Seal” (02:22–05:04):
- Classic TESD over-sharing: How many times do they pee daily? Reference to Gidham’s computer stat ("For most adults, urinating six to seven times... is considered normal." – A, 03:34).
- Humorous musing about weak streams, "name-writing" in snow, and adult diapers for the dog's sake.
Prostate Health & Frequency (17:32–19:34):
- They joke about the findings that frequent ejaculation reduces prostate cancer risk.
- "At least 21 times a month." – A, 17:51
- "What happens if you don't?" – B, 17:59

Notable Quote:

“I’ve taken to wearing adult diapers because Teddy gets too nervous when I leave his side.”
— B, 04:06

2. Q-West – The Cruise Event and Beer Pong Rivalry (07:19–13:40)

Q is excited about Q-West, especially the heavily hyped beer pong tournament rematch with Joe DeRosa.
- “We’re making banners. I just chose my entrance song today. Yeah, I’m pretty excited.” – C, 07:31
- Rivalry: "He’s a cruel, condescending, arrogant winner..." – C on DeRosa, 08:48
- The match is staged, with boxers’ entrances and live cameras.
Pinball Competitions: Stern Pinball is providing machines, with high scores winning a signed Lego DeLorean.

Notable Quote:

“I would put both you guys in a fucking beer coma with my beer pong.”
— B, 07:46

3. Pinball Culture and Lacking "Flare" (11:31–15:37)

The nostalgia of pinball, the “flair” of 70s arcade experts vs. Q’s self-proclaimed lack of skill:
- “For a guy that owns as many pinball machines as I have, man, I am no good at the game...” – C, 12:59
- The performative way of slapping the machine, reminiscing about childhood aspirations versus reality.

4. Impractical Jokers: “Number One!” + Sex & Prostate Health Banter (16:45–21:39)

Q’s TV show is officially the #1 original cable series, but he downplays the impact.
Walt and Bryan riff on health: "Masturbate frequently... at least 21 times a month." – A, 17:32–17:52
The gang debates effectiveness of bunching all ejaculations into one or two days for health, with heavy innuendo and incredulity.

Notable Quote:

“So could you do three times in one day and that counts in the right way?”
— C, 19:11

5. Fabio as Epitome of Masculinity; Aging & Pop Culture (20:13–26:57)

The trio reminisce about Fabio, his legendary hair, the infamous “goose to the face” incident, and his romantic icon status.
Tasteful ribbing about how many women masturbated to Fabio in the 90s.
Modern-day Fabio: "He looks like he's lost some of his teeth though..." – B, 21:23.
Fabio’s health-routine and the difference between “Lamborghini” genetics and average mortals:
- “We weren’t all given the keys to a Lamborghini.” – C, 26:57

6. Hall of Fame Snubs & The Nature of Recognition (32:13–45:56)

Mary Beth points out to Bryan that he and Walt were left out of New Jersey Hall of Fame, but Ernie O'Donnell (“Kevin Smith adjacent” carpenter) made it.
The group launches a classic, escalating bit regarding criteria for fame and recognition in NJ:
- “I mean, I think having a TV show for 7 years should make you of note.” – A, 38:15
- Walt speculates: “I don't know if it's a Hall of Fame worthy life...”
Discussion on how TV fame isn’t as significant as it once was, and how charity work and a “squeaky clean” resume may be more important for institutions like Halls of Fame.

Notable Quotes:

“If there was a Hall of Fame of my heart, that’s the only place I need to be in.”
— C, 42:43

“He keeps beating up the coach, keeps beating up the fans. He's not allowed within 100 yards of a fucking Little League game.”
— C/B, 52:02

7. On Cats, Bonds, & Pet Rejection (31:57–36:16)

Bryan vents about his younger cat’s coldness while the older cat is lovingly clingy. Q (the “cat man”) advises Bryan to try catnip and bribery, and jokes that maybe he just needs to get yet another cat.

8. Live Shows, Awards, and Legacy (60:02–66:43)

Ideas for the TESD Awards resurface: would they fill the Gramercy Theater or Count Basie?
Roasting Q for "pricing out" friends at his last live event.
Jokes about awards, “hologram inductees,” and paying to win recognition at the New Jersey Hall of Fame.
Plans for Key West trip, with promises to come back with wild stories for the listeners (“ants”).

Notable Quotes:

“What’s greater than fucking only selling 10% of the seats, right?”
— B, 63:13

“You guys gotta come back, too, with some good stories... stories that are gonna knock people for a loop.”
— B, 64:39

Memorable Moments & Quotes

Drool & Pinball:
“He looks so much different on tv. He doesn’t make those noises.” (15:37)
Fabio’s Goose Debacle:
“That was the Fabio who got his nose broken by that bird on the roller coaster.” — A, 20:50–25:38
NJ Hall of Fame Bit:
“It’s not a carpentry hall of fame... It’s a hall of fame for Notable Notable Industries.” — A, 41:16
“But should a whole wing [be] devoted to it in the hall of fame, though, with 16 bronze fucking busts?” — B, 49:45

Key Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------|--------------| | Aging, pee talk, and health | 00:06–05:43 | | Q-West cruise, beer pong, and pinball | 07:19–13:40 | | Impractical Jokers cable #1, sex humor | 16:45–21:39 | | Fabio: aging, pop culture, and masculinity | 20:13–26:57 | | Pet rejection & cat advice | 31:57–36:16 | | NJ Hall of Fame debate/bit | 32:13–45:56 | | TESD awards, live shows, legacy | 60:02–63:41 | | Concluding, live event plans, signoff | 64:39–66:58 |

Tone & Language

The episode is rich with classic TSD banter: self-deprecation, quick-witted sarcasm, off-color humor, and a conversational intimacy that feels both confessional and absurd. The jokes shake out organically, often spiraling from a simple question into elaborate hypothetical bits. The interplay of boastful and self-loathing moments keeps the humor relatable and earthy, driven by the trio’s chemistry.

For New Listeners

You’ll get a healthy dose of real-life aging humor and bodily squabbles.
Expect a sprawling, heartfelt discussion on what makes someone “famous” and worthy of recognition.
The podcast flows through pop culture, obscure trivia, and their own personal gaffes, making the episode as much about middle-aged friendship as anything else.
All delivered in the distinctly irreverent Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave style.

Closing Reminder:
Stories from the cruise and Key West event are promised for future episodes. As always, the ants can expect “stories that are gonna knock people for a loop.” (B, 64:40)

Signature Sign-Off:
“Tell ’Em Steve-Dave!”

Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave! #672 "Now, You’re Fabio" – Detailed Summary

Podcast: Tell 'Em Steve-Dave!
Episode: #672 Now, You’re Fabio
Release Date: April 6, 2026

Main Theme / Purpose

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Body Talk: Aging, Health, and Bathroom Habits (00:06–07:19)

Spring Allergies & Changing Bodies (00:06–02:22):
- Q’s battling spring allergies, and the guys discuss how allergies come and go every 7 years ("Your body will soon change and you won't be allergic to it anymore." – B, 01:36).
Hydration & “Breaking the Seal” (02:22–05:04):
- Classic TESD over-sharing: How many times do they pee daily? Reference to Gidham’s computer stat ("For most adults, urinating six to seven times... is considered normal." – A, 03:34).
- Humorous musing about weak streams, "name-writing" in snow, and adult diapers for the dog's sake.
Prostate Health & Frequency (17:32–19:34):
- They joke about the findings that frequent ejaculation reduces prostate cancer risk.
- "At least 21 times a month." – A, 17:51
- "What happens if you don't?" – B, 17:59

Notable Quote:

“I’ve taken to wearing adult diapers because Teddy gets too nervous when I leave his side.”
— B, 04:06

2. Q-West – The Cruise Event and Beer Pong Rivalry (07:19–13:40)

Q is excited about Q-West, especially the heavily hyped beer pong tournament rematch with Joe DeRosa.
- “We’re making banners. I just chose my entrance song today. Yeah, I’m pretty excited.” – C, 07:31
- Rivalry: "He’s a cruel, condescending, arrogant winner..." – C on DeRosa, 08:48
- The match is staged, with boxers’ entrances and live cameras.
Pinball Competitions: Stern Pinball is providing machines, with high scores winning a signed Lego DeLorean.

Notable Quote:

“I would put both you guys in a fucking beer coma with my beer pong.”
— B, 07:46

3. Pinball Culture and Lacking "Flare" (11:31–15:37)

The nostalgia of pinball, the “flair” of 70s arcade experts vs. Q’s self-proclaimed lack of skill:
- “For a guy that owns as many pinball machines as I have, man, I am no good at the game...” – C, 12:59
- The performative way of slapping the machine, reminiscing about childhood aspirations versus reality.

4. Impractical Jokers: “Number One!” + Sex & Prostate Health Banter (16:45–21:39)

Q’s TV show is officially the #1 original cable series, but he downplays the impact.
Walt and Bryan riff on health: "Masturbate frequently... at least 21 times a month." – A, 17:32–17:52
The gang debates effectiveness of bunching all ejaculations into one or two days for health, with heavy innuendo and incredulity.

Notable Quote:

“So could you do three times in one day and that counts in the right way?”
— C, 19:11

5. Fabio as Epitome of Masculinity; Aging & Pop Culture (20:13–26:57)

The trio reminisce about Fabio, his legendary hair, the infamous “goose to the face” incident, and his romantic icon status.
Tasteful ribbing about how many women masturbated to Fabio in the 90s.
Modern-day Fabio: "He looks like he's lost some of his teeth though..." – B, 21:23.
Fabio’s health-routine and the difference between “Lamborghini” genetics and average mortals:
- “We weren’t all given the keys to a Lamborghini.” – C, 26:57

6. Hall of Fame Snubs & The Nature of Recognition (32:13–45:56)

Mary Beth points out to Bryan that he and Walt were left out of New Jersey Hall of Fame, but Ernie O'Donnell (“Kevin Smith adjacent” carpenter) made it.
The group launches a classic, escalating bit regarding criteria for fame and recognition in NJ:
- “I mean, I think having a TV show for 7 years should make you of note.” – A, 38:15
- Walt speculates: “I don't know if it's a Hall of Fame worthy life...”
Discussion on how TV fame isn’t as significant as it once was, and how charity work and a “squeaky clean” resume may be more important for institutions like Halls of Fame.

Notable Quotes:

“If there was a Hall of Fame of my heart, that’s the only place I need to be in.”
— C, 42:43

“He keeps beating up the coach, keeps beating up the fans. He's not allowed within 100 yards of a fucking Little League game.”
— C/B, 52:02

7. On Cats, Bonds, & Pet Rejection (31:57–36:16)

Bryan vents about his younger cat’s coldness while the older cat is lovingly clingy. Q (the “cat man”) advises Bryan to try catnip and bribery, and jokes that maybe he just needs to get yet another cat.

8. Live Shows, Awards, and Legacy (60:02–66:43)

Ideas for the TESD Awards resurface: would they fill the Gramercy Theater or Count Basie?
Roasting Q for "pricing out" friends at his last live event.
Jokes about awards, “hologram inductees,” and paying to win recognition at the New Jersey Hall of Fame.
Plans for Key West trip, with promises to come back with wild stories for the listeners (“ants”).

Notable Quotes:

“What’s greater than fucking only selling 10% of the seats, right?”
— B, 63:13

“You guys gotta come back, too, with some good stories... stories that are gonna knock people for a loop.”
— B, 64:39

Memorable Moments & Quotes

Drool & Pinball:
“He looks so much different on tv. He doesn’t make those noises.” (15:37)
Fabio’s Goose Debacle:
“That was the Fabio who got his nose broken by that bird on the roller coaster.” — A, 20:50–25:38
NJ Hall of Fame Bit:
“It’s not a carpentry hall of fame... It’s a hall of fame for Notable Notable Industries.” — A, 41:16
“But should a whole wing [be] devoted to it in the hall of fame, though, with 16 bronze fucking busts?” — B, 49:45

Key Timestamps

Tone & Language

For New Listeners

You’ll get a healthy dose of real-life aging humor and bodily squabbles.
Expect a sprawling, heartfelt discussion on what makes someone “famous” and worthy of recognition.
The podcast flows through pop culture, obscure trivia, and their own personal gaffes, making the episode as much about middle-aged friendship as anything else.
All delivered in the distinctly irreverent Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave style.

Closing Reminder:
Stories from the cruise and Key West event are promised for future episodes. As always, the ants can expect “stories that are gonna knock people for a loop.” (B, 64:40)

Signature Sign-Off:
“Tell ’Em Steve-Dave!”