#673: Bloody Bry

Summary

Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave! - Episode #673: "Bloody Bry"

Date: April 20, 2026
Host(s): Bryan Johnson, Walt Flanagan, Brian "Q" Quinn, Gideon "Get 'Em" Getz
Theme: Key West event stories, studio updates, bloody mishaps, bachelor parties, eccentric guests, and the enduring magic of TSD

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Episode Overview

This episode of Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave! is a classic hangout: post-Key West event debrief, tales of personal triumphs (and disasters), playful roastings, and planning for future TSD endeavors. The guys go deep on the chaos and camaraderie of their group trip, report on surprise performances, discuss bachelor party etiquette, and touch on a string of mysterious scientist disappearances. The usual riffing, friendly mockery, and sincere affection are in full effect, with plenty of offbeat digressions and inside baseball for long-time listeners.

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Studio Updates & Key West Aftermath

Remodeling the Space

• [01:09-02:13] Walt describes recent changes to the studio (gray curtain, rolling steel cabinet, new couch elements). Kim is credited for doing most of the work.
• [02:30] Q: "He's currently on a very high with me. His stock is quite possibly the highest it's ever been with me."

Key West Trip: Performances and Reputations

• [02:40-04:25]

  • Q showers unexpected praise on Get ‘Em, recalling his mind-blowing karaoke performance of "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails at the Key West gathering:
  • Quinn: “I really feel in my heart of hearts, this guy fucking killed. Like, I've only seen a few people kill in my entire life. He sang karaoke…one of the best performances I've ever seen.” (03:08)
  • General consensus: Get ‘Em emerged as a rock god, earning respect from the group.
  • Bryan: “Whatever I did on stage at the New Jersey roast, whatever the polar opposite of it is, is what Gidem did.” (04:02)

• [04:45-06:17]

  • Jimmy the Hair Guy, Ming Chen, Frank 5, Johnny Law, and other TSD regulars all contributed to an outstanding event.
  • Jimmy the Hair Guy performed through a bloody nose ("gushing") on stage and still delivered a great show.
    • Q: “He got a bloody nose on stage…did a great show through it. I was so impressed.” (06:24)

Bloody Bry's Unexpected Plight

• [06:42-12:04]
  • Bryan recounts severe nosebleeds throughout the Key West trip, often awakening to find "a crime scene" of blood.
    • Bryan: “When I tell you…it would look like a crime scene. I took a picture. I put it on Instagram…so much blood on the sheets, on the pillow, on the way to the bathroom.” (07:18)
  • Ultimately, it may have been caused by running out of blood pressure meds.
  • Q tells a dramatic story of finishing a show on stage after having a stroke in Baltimore: “My whole eye went dark and I got a massive pounding headache. I walked…threw up into a garbage pail…went back in and finished it…That's a trooper.” (11:36)

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Event Highlights & Community Spirit

TSD at Key West: The Crew

• [12:47-13:54]
  • Ming Chen is lauded as a "veteran running for MVP status."
  • Walt made a remote cameo; everyone who wasn't at Key West was missed but included via live feeds.

Q's Herculean Event Hosting

• [15:18-16:31]
  • Q was omnipresent, attending almost every event, working hard to ensure attendees had value for money:
  • Bryan: “There is no harder working guy in showbiz than BQ. He was everywhere.” (15:29)
  • Q: “I said to her, I don’t think I could physically deliver more FaceTime… I owe it to them to be at everything and do everything.” (16:10)

Five Stupid Questions: Key West Live

• [17:13-18:27]
  • Q’s live Five Stupid Questions game with attendees. Standouts included a burglar, a nuclear scientist (who couldn't answer many questions due to clearance), and the memorable "Let's Be Frank" guy.
  • Walt: “You figured you’d have to be [brilliant]…right?” (18:10)

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Community Awards and Beef

New TSD Ambassador

• [20:03-21:58]
  • Justin Kyle is named the new Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! Ambassador, replacing Devin. The Curator retains his title but is gently roasted for "fumbling the ball" on the TESD awards.

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Restaurant Disaster & Key West Color

The Waiter from Hell

• [25:31-29:39]
  • Post-catamaran meal at a “fun” Key West restaurant turns into a saga of terrible service, a possibly intoxicated waiter, and confusion over food orders.
    • Bryan: “He looked like a crackhead…he announces that in the beginning, so immediately you’re like, all right, the service is going to be slow. But how slow?” (27:33)
  • Hilarity peaks when two tables share contaminated fries unknowingly, and Jimmy & Michelle manage to order, eat, and leave before the group’s food arrives.

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Life, Bachelor Parties, and Wrestlemania

Wrestling vs. Weddings

• [46:55-49:54]
  • Q disappoints the group by bowing out of Jimmy the Hair Guy’s bachelor party as it coincides with Wrestlemania, which he hasn’t missed in 40 years.
    • Q: “You can’t make a bachelor party on Wrestlemania weekend. That’s my Super Bowl.” (47:08)
  • Walt weighs skipping Jimmy's wedding for his grandson’s first birthday. The group debates appropriate gift amounts and party etiquette.
  • Gid shares his idea for a Super Bowl wedding combo. Q jokes that Gid should have been "offered marriage" after his Key West performance.

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Listener Lore & Future Episodes

Entry Points for New Listeners

• [23:00-24:02]
  • Q suggests having Johnna’s husband Matt—new to TSD—visit the studio and ask lore questions, producing a primer "Episode Zero" for newcomers. The group is immediately on board.

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Cat Tales, TSD Pets & More

The Celebrity Cat

• [51:04-52:08]
  • Q recounts flying with his now-famous cat Boris: “...some lucky listeners got to pet him, and they agreed that his fur feels like a dream. Like a dream of a cloud, no lies were told.”
  • Boris enjoys the perks of celebrity—and first-class mimosas, according to Bryan’s jokes.

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The Curious Case of Missing Scientists

The Conspiracy Segment

• [58:29-64:21]
  • Bryan brings a news report: 11 American scientists involved in sensitive projects have died or gone missing in three years.
  • Bryan: “11 top US scientists and researchers is a matter of national…That’s a pretty high number, isn’t it?” (58:50)
  • Theories float: UFOs, government coverups, international espionage, or nothing at all.
  • Walt remains skeptical: "I don't really believe they were even high-level scientists." (62:46)
  • Q jokes about podcasters being next, and Walt muses on the lack of alien genitalia in witness descriptions.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "I really feel in my heart of hearts, this guy fucking killed." – Q on Get ‘Em’s karaoke heroics (03:08)
• "That's a trooper. But I was looking at you like: this guy gets it. Show must go on." – Q on Bryan's bloody nose ordeal (11:36)
• "There is no harder working guy in showbiz than BQ." – Bryan (15:29)
• "You can’t make a bachelor party on WrestleMania weekend. That’s my Super Bowl." – Q (47:08)
• "I just thought they'd be so happy to be banging another dude that they're just ready to go." – Q, theorizing on erectile dysfunction in the gay community (31:47, BlueChew riff)
• "I will admit this... The first day I'd be—I’d look at their big eyes, but then only a few seconds later, I'd be like, I'd look down..." – Walt, on meeting aliens (65:07)
• "Tell him, Steve Dave." – Walt (Classic sign-off) (67:31)

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Suggested Timestamps for Key Segments

• Kickoff & Studio Updates: 00:06–02:30
• Key West Karaoke & Gid’s Big Moment: 02:40–05:54
• Jimmy the Hair Guy’s Bloody Performance: 06:17–06:56
• Bryan’s Bloody Nose Troubles: 06:42–12:04
• Five Stupid Questions/Live Audience Highlights: 17:13–18:27
• Restaurant Service Rant: 25:31–29:39
• Naming New TSD Ambassador: 20:03–21:58
• Wrestlemania vs. Bachelor Party: 46:55–49:54
• Missing Scientists & Government Intrigue: 58:29–64:21
• Alien Genitals & Societal Advancement: 64:23–66:03

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The TSD Vibe

Raw, ridiculous, and warm. The guys blend ball-breaking and genuine admiration—especially for their “crew” and superfans. From making inside jokes out of catastrophic nosebleeds and strip-club adventures to plotting a primer episode for confused newcomers, TSD remains a show where everyone in the circle is welcome—the more idiosyncratic, the better.

Closing line:

• Walt: “Tell him, Steve Dave.” (67:31)

Transcript

[Walt Flanagan]

He's so horny for factor.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't co sign this accent. I just want to say. I want to say that's a factor. You haven't lived here to a strip club with Johnny Law and see him so incoherent, he could barely talk.

[Walt Flanagan]

Now Gideon has a picture of the. Of the three barons and the curator as a space monkey. Gideon, you should wear gold all the time. You look so much thinner.

[Gideon Get Him]

That is not.

[Bryan Johnson]

That is not him.

[Walt Flanagan]

Tell him. Steve Dave.

[Bryan Johnson]

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Them. Steve Dave. BQ is here.

[Brian Quinn]

Hello.

[Bryan Johnson]

Walt is here. Gideon is here. How you stack it and I am here. Q. You were wondering about this curtain that went up and.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I came in. There's a. There's a steely gray curtain hiding off about quarter of the. Of the studio here.

[Walt Flanagan]

I'd say maybe less than a quarter

[Brian Quinn]

eighth, maybe an eighth, more than an eighth. Anyway, the green screen end of the. Of the studio is a lovely gray curtain put across.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, I think it. We're in the process. Time moves differently here. I mean, I knew I probably shouldn't move that. May 9th date.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

About May 30th.

[Brian Quinn]

But it's not too late.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, no.

[Bryan Johnson]

May 9th of 2027. Right.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't even remember what you meant. I was like, what's May 9th?

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, yeah, we got Dan Chow. Better be here. May 10th.

[Brian Quinn]

I got my Danhausen T shirt on.

[Gideon Get Him]

Number one selling shirt.

[Walt Flanagan]

Changed out the cabinet with a nice steel cabinet.

[Bryan Johnson]

Look at that.

[Gideon Get Him]

Beautiful.

[Walt Flanagan]

It's on wheels.

[Brian Quinn]

I didn't even know this. This couch had a wood element to it. It was always so cool.

[Walt Flanagan]

We're moving in a shaking over here, brother.

[Brian Quinn]

When you say we.

[Walt Flanagan]

Kim's doing a lot.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay.

[Walt Flanagan]

I'm not. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna say he's doing what needs to be done to meet Q standards.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, he's currently on a very high with me. His stock is quite possibly the highest it's ever been with me.

[Walt Flanagan]

How come he's

[Brian Quinn]

him and Key west was just a sight to behold. It was. It was amazing.

[Bryan Johnson]

You're going to want to schedule a couple game nights because he's back in action. The singing, the dancing.

[Walt Flanagan]

He's recovered fully. He was recovered from the spinal surgery.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yep.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm telling you this with it, and I mean this. Well, zero irony like what I'm about to say. I really feel in my heart of hearts, this guy fucking killed. Like I've only seen a few people Kill in my entire life. He sang karaoke.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

And it was. It was unbelievable. It was. He was a rock God. He threw everything into it. He's saying, I want to fuck you like an animal. Like I, you know, get him next

[Walt Flanagan]

time that cube about a straw paper on the ground. Just break out a nine inch nail. As soon as he starts giving you some about, you know, something on the

[Gideon Get Him]

floor, just be like, come on Q, help me. I broke apart my insides.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm telling you, my work. Well, he was. First of all, his dad is just wonderful there.

[Bryan Johnson]

Was your dad there while you were singing this?

[Gideon Get Him]

No, no, no. But he made Ant send him the video.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Gideon Get Him]

And he's trying to. He's telling. He's been showing it to family members.

[Brian Quinn]

It was great. No, you haven't seen it while nobody showed it to you.

[Walt Flanagan]

He showed me something.

[Brian Quinn]

It's. It was like every. Jaws were on the floor.

[Walt Flanagan]

Really?

[Brian Quinn]

I'm telling you all. I am not kidding. Jaws were on the floor. He blew the room away. Whatever I did on stage at the New Jersey roast, whatever the polar opposite of it is, is what is what Gidem did. It was. It was like it. I'm telling you, I have a decade of performing on big stages. That was one of the best performances I've ever seen.

[Walt Flanagan]

So. So do we need to go any further with the studio cleanup or.

[Bryan Johnson]

Might look like shit. Brookshield but listen to this song.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. We got a TV playing that footage 24 hours a day. I might not need it. He was so kind to everybody. He was so giving of his time to people. His dad is just lovely. Like, it was like. I think Gideon and I just needed a. Like a vacation. I think we needed to get out of our element together.

[Walt Flanagan]

There you go.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm in love with this guy right now.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay, great.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Don't fuck it up.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm trying not to choose in every word. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

I think my standards are a bit higher.

[Brian Quinn]

No, if you had been there, you wouldn't feel that way.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay. Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

Because it's not just about like the fact that it was such a great performance. It's. You watched him shed all his bullshit and like just give in to the performance.

[Walt Flanagan]

I mean, I'm not going to get into it, but I was not been too pleased with him on a personal level.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, that's your fucking problem.

[Walt Flanagan]

I don't know if I could.

[Bryan Johnson]

I won't have you talk about getting that.

[Brian Quinn]

Dare you.

[Walt Flanagan]

I don't know if him breaking into song would have fucking make.

[Bryan Johnson]

Wouldn't have worked. It wouldn't have worked. It wasn't that, so. Especially that song. Any song.

[Walt Flanagan]

It could be my favorite song.

[Brian Quinn]

I was. I was so impressed. Yeah, he was. He was. It was good to see.

[Walt Flanagan]

Good. I'm glad.

[Brian Quinn]

Our whole crew.

[Walt Flanagan]

Hopefully. Hopefully that. That love affair, you know, hopefully the honeymoon lasts a long, long time.

[Brian Quinn]

I agree. I agree.

[Walt Flanagan]

I want to keep that, you know, Keep the. Every time you start to feel a little.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, A little like. I'll try irritated, you know, I feel he's earned it.

[Walt Flanagan]

Make a Key West.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I feel he's earned it. Our whole crew. Walt, you would have all of them. Home runs.

[Bryan Johnson]

Jimmy the hair guy.

[Brian Quinn]

Jimmy the hair guy is. Now I'm fully on board.

[Bryan Johnson]

I mean, I was on board.

[Brian Quinn]

I was. I was on board, but now I'm like, I fucking love this guy. Like, what a pleasant dude. What a nice guy. Like. Like Brian. He got a bloody nose on stage. Fucking did a great show through it. I was so impressed. Like, a gushing bloody nose, really? On stage during Space Monkeys.

[Walt Flanagan]

What caused that?

[Bryan Johnson]

Still not sure. On Thursday morning, I woke up. We got there Wednesday, Thursday morning, I woke up and I feel like my nose is, like, wet. And Marybeth goes, why is there so much blood in your beard? And I was like, what do you mean? And like, I looked down.

[Walt Flanagan]

Sounds like she's angry about it, though. Your tone of voice you chose for her. She's annoyed and irritated.

[Bryan Johnson]

I think she was more surprised. Like, what's going on? Is there surprise?

[Walt Flanagan]

A little bit of blood in your beard.

[Bryan Johnson]

Why is there a blood?

[Walt Flanagan]

Like, is it normal to wake up with any blood in your beard?

[Bryan Johnson]

Not usually. Not usually. Because when I tell you that, like, there. It would look like a crime scene. I took a picture. I put it on Instagram. Yeah, it was. There was so much blood on the sheets, on the pillow, on the way to the bathroom.

[Walt Flanagan]

Because you didn't know it.

[Bryan Johnson]

No, I woke up and that's just the way it was. Like, I didn't. I didn't wake up during it in a.

[Walt Flanagan]

Like a. Some, Like a stupor.

[Brian Quinn]

No.

[Bryan Johnson]

Not even partying?

[Brian Quinn]

No. He was in bed at, like, 8:00'.

[Bryan Johnson]

Clock. Yeah, it was weird.

[Walt Flanagan]

He just disappeared, I would think. I don't know if I could sleep through that.

[Bryan Johnson]

Like, you know, I slept through it and so I didn't. I wasn't. I didn't know what to do because it wasn't just a trickle. It was like it was flowing.

[Brian Quinn]

It was a gush.

[Bryan Johnson]

And so I looked online, and I'm like, all right, the best advice so far that I've seen is like, pinch your nose with a. With a rag and hold it up or hold it forward. Don't hold it back because it'll go in your stomach. And so I did that, and it stopped. And then a little bit later, I like, this is disgusting. So if you don't want to hear something disgusting, tune up for a second. Blood clots were, like, forming in my nose. So, like, I shot them out of my nose, and then all of a sudden, it cleared up. So I'm like, okay. Like, I guess it was just, you know, like, dry air or whatever. Air from the. Recycled air from the airplane. And that night we went on the boat. Q rent a boat for everybody to go out on.

[Brian Quinn]

And the artists and stuff. It's like a sunset cruise on a giant category.

[Walt Flanagan]

Artists.

[Bryan Johnson]

Artists. Yeah, I was one of them.

[Brian Quinn]

He's one of them, man.

[Walt Flanagan]

Artists. Okay. All right, carry on.

[Bryan Johnson]

So anyway, so we're having a great time.

[Brian Quinn]

Do you don't think Jimmy the hair guy's an artist? You don't see him as an artist.

[Walt Flanagan]

What's his art?

[Brian Quinn]

What would you category is that art as?

[Walt Flanagan]

What is the fall?

[Bryan Johnson]

He could be a moma.

[Brian Quinn]

Just being him, baby. Being a lovely human.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay.

[Bryan Johnson]

So that night, we're out on the boat.

[Walt Flanagan]

Everybody's an artist. Nobody's an artist.

[Brian Quinn]

People on that boat were all artists.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I agree with that. And I'm going to the bathroom. You know, I go down to the bathroom, and I'm leaning over, and then all of a sudden, I see drips. Drip, drip. The blood starts dripping again and, like, flowing. So I have to get another fucking rag and put it to my nose. By the time we get back to shore, it's pretty good. I'm not too bad. But the next night was Friday. Now I wake up with a little bit of blood, but not bad. Pretty decent.

[Walt Flanagan]

Feeling the whole day depleted, too, because.

[Bryan Johnson]

No, not really. It wasn't that much that I lost, you know, like, Because I guess they said if you lose it in cups, that's when you have to worry. But it wasn't. Definitely wasn't Cups. So that night, we're doing the show, and all of a sudden I hear. And the collective gasp of everyone who's like, what's going on here? And I look down, and there's just blood pouring out of my nose, dripping all over.

[Walt Flanagan]

People didn't think it was part of the gag. Like, it was like a.

[Bryan Johnson]

No, I Don't think so.

[Brian Quinn]

Didn't look like part of a gang.

[Bryan Johnson]

No. So it's dripping down, and I do the same thing. I hold the rag to my nose and, like, I can feel this fucking blood clot flowing or, like, in my throat. And I'm just like. I have, luckily, somebody, for whatever reason, put one of those plastic red party cups, the solo cups, out, I guess, to pour water in or something, and I just, like, put it very close to my mouth and just, like, hocked it up into this cup.

[Brian Quinn]

That's crazy.

[Bryan Johnson]

And then put the paper towel over it. And so when we get back to the house, Mary Beth calls her dad, and he's like, what should he do? Like, what's going on here? And he's like, oh, this is pretty normal. That's what Dr. D said, too. It's like, it's not, like, crazy to have bloody noses like this, but when I say I'm not even measuring it in decades, I'm measuring it in scores. That I haven't had a bloody nose.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Like 40 years, probably. I haven't had a bloody nose now.

[Walt Flanagan]

Do you. Did you have any bloody noses since leaving?

[Bryan Johnson]

No.

[Walt Flanagan]

Do you think maybe it was anxiety?

[Bryan Johnson]

I think it could have been. I went off my blood pressure medication. I ran out of it, and I didn't have time to refill it, so I was off of it for, like, five days. And when I looked it up, it said that could have been a reason.

[Brian Quinn]

Like, high blood pressure.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. That was the only thing I could point to. But then I heard that, because I just ran out and I didn't get it refilled, and I was like, I don't know. I think I'm probably doing pretty good. Turns out, probably not.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I mean, handled it amazingly. He didn't miss a beat.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, no.

[Brian Quinn]

He just put the thing up to his nose.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't talk like this through the. Through the rest of the show.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. It was impressive. And you're talking to a guy who had a stroke on stage. That's when I had the stroke. I was on stage in Baltimore, so I know how hard it is. Like, my whole eye went dark and I got a massive pounding headache. I walked to the side stage. I threw up into a garbage pail behind one of the curtains. 10 minutes left in the show, went back in and finished it. So I know that's a trooper. Yeah. But I was looking at you like, this guy gets it. Show must go on. Must go on.

[Bryan Johnson]

Her dad, that night, told me, the night of the Show. He was just like, whatever you do, don't cough up these blood clots. Let them stay in because they have to clot the blood for, like, weeks. And I was like, all right. I don't know how that's going to be possible, but all right. Later on that night, same thing just coughed it up. And then after that, nothing.

[Brian Quinn]

Smooth sailing.

[Bryan Johnson]

Smooth sailing after that so far.

[Walt Flanagan]

Are you back on the medicine?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. When I was down there, a certain doctor prescribed it for me. A certain savior.

[Walt Flanagan]

Dr. Feelgood.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I wish they did provide me the heart meds. That was it. I could have used a couple party

[Brian Quinn]

drugs down there, so that is impressive, dude. Ming Chen.

[Bryan Johnson]

Ming Chen killed him.

[Brian Quinn]

A veteran. A veteran in running for MVP status. He, he, he. Anything he needed to do, he did with gusto and enthusiasm. Chuck was there running around, being friends like. It was just like TSD was well represented and everybody was on their greatest behavior.

[Gideon Get Him]

Frank 5.

[Brian Quinn]

Frank 5. Oh, Frank 5 was there. Johnny Law was down there. You haven't lived till you've gone to a strip club with Johnny Law and seen him so incoherent he could bar. It was great.

[Bryan Johnson]

I talked to Frank Five. He had a great time.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, Mrs. Five had a great time.

[Bryan Johnson]

Had a great time. Yeah. We were out there Saturday night. I was shocked to see that it was like 1:30 in the morning and Frank and Ms. 5 were out there outside Irish Kevin partying.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Having a great time.

[Brian Quinn]

We did. And Walt, you know, with your cameo, everybody who wasn't there. Walt did indeed dial in.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yep.

[Brian Quinn]

Did a really funny bit. Got out. Left him wanting more. Yeah, it was perfect.

[Bryan Johnson]

I felt bad for Walt because I think up until the last second, he's like, what's going on? Like, what am I supposed to do here?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

And, like, Jiggy's answer was, like, do nothing.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Just do you.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Be an artist, Walt. Be you.

[Bryan Johnson]

The artist known as Walt Flanagan. Our initial flight got delayed, though, due to a leaky sink. Yeah, we were on.

[Walt Flanagan]

On the plane.

[Bryan Johnson]

A leaky, leaky sink on the actual plane. We're ready to go, then they're okay. We got this leaky sink up front that we're gonna have to deal with. So we gotta get some repairmen in. So these repair guys come and they're ready to fix the sink. And it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink. Is that from Sesame Street? Do you remember that?

[Gideon Get Him]

Sounds like a pornho.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, right. It takes a half hour to fix the sink.

[Walt Flanagan]

If they take off With a leaky sink, Is it something that could take down a plane?

[Brian Quinn]

No, they end up just shutting off the sink. They never fix the leak. They just shut it off?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, they shut it off and put a plastic bag over the sink. They're like, don't use this sink. But since we were a half hour fixing the. Trying to fix the sink, we lost our spot in line to take off. So the guy's like, all right, it's going to be like another 45 minutes. And everyone again, like a collective, like, oh, like, you just can't believe it. But decent flight down there. Once we got there, it was raining torrentially, but that lasted about 15, 20 minutes.

[Walt Flanagan]

And then after that, then God parted the skies.

[Bryan Johnson]

Part of the skies for Q West.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Rest of the time, beautiful. No problems.

[Brian Quinn]

It was great.

[Walt Flanagan]

Awesome.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. So. But you know what? You know, as far as Q's talking, like, everybody's working hard and shit and, like, giving it their all. I texted Walt. I said, there is no harder working guy in showbiz than bq.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

I was like, this motherfucker was everywhere. Anywhere I went. Like, because I went to most of the events, I think the only thing I missed was Doug Benson's show.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, you missed a good one.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's what I heard. I heard that he killed. I heard that he killed. But I was off doing other shit, so I didn't make it. But otherwise, I went to every single thing. And every single thing. I went to Q was there. Yeah, I was glad. Handon.

[Walt Flanagan]

Kissing babies.

[Bryan Johnson]

Kissing babies.

[Brian Quinn]

Still got complaints. Still got people who are like, not enough FaceTime. I was like. I said to her, I was like, I don't think I could physically deliver more FaceTime. I couldn't believe it. I could not believe it. I got two complaints about that.

[Walt Flanagan]

One.

[Brian Quinn]

Who's someone that I like? And I was like, all right. I think I spent a lot of time talking them last year, and they just wanted that again. And the other person was like, another person that, like, I spent a half hour talking to. And then they complained the next time I saw him. And I was like, this isn't. This is nuts. I let it get to me for about five minutes, and I was like. Just shook it off. I was like, fuck it. Yeah, well, you know, there's a lot of money to go down there. A lot of money.

[Bryan Johnson]

It is. Yeah. Like that.

[Brian Quinn]

Very seriously.

[Bryan Johnson]

I thought about that when we were down there. I just had to, like, when people are like, yeah, this is how much it costs me to stay here. This is how much I make per hour. Like, when they were like, breaking it down, I was really appreciative that people like, yeah, went out. Went out all out.

[Brian Quinn]

That's what I'm saying. Knowing that I'm like, I owe it to them to be at everything and to do everything. I think maybe if we do it again, and we probably will, like, maybe I don't need to be in every show.

[Bryan Johnson]

Right.

[Brian Quinn]

Not even for workload, because if I'm not on stage, I'm working anyway. But, like, I just think people could do it less of me. Like, I don't know.

[Bryan Johnson]

You were in a lot of shows.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. So, but. But yeah, it was, you know, I just felt I owed it to everybody. And I had a. I was having a blast. I was having. It wasn't like, it was hard. It was so much fun.

[Bryan Johnson]

Q does this thing called Five Stupid Questions and one of the guys. It was funny because, like, you know, one. One girl was a body double for TV shows, I think, right?

[Brian Quinn]

Yes.

[Bryan Johnson]

The second person was. I don't remember what the second person did.

[Brian Quinn]

It was the first thing we did.

[Gideon Get Him]

I can't remember it.

[Brian Quinn]

I know we had the guy Frank from the alcohol place. He was good. He turned out to be a really good interview.

[Gideon Get Him]

Let's be Frank Guy.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, let's be Frank Guy was great.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. But one guy who got the biggest applause at the end of, like, his Five Stupid Questions was a burglar.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Sam.

[Gideon Get Him]

Nuclear guy.

[Brian Quinn]

Sam. Oh, nuclear guy did well too. We had a nuclear. Nuclear scientist on stage that came just by chance.

[Walt Flanagan]

You just pull them off stage?

[Brian Quinn]

Well, what I do is I have them submit anonymously just their jobs. And I look at the job and then I call them off stage if I think I have something for them. And we had a nuclear. A nuclear scientist who was just kind of a brilliant dude.

[Walt Flanagan]

You figured you'd have to be, right?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. You would think.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

You were shocked by that, right?

[Brian Quinn]

No, no. He was dealing with a lot of top secret stuff too. He couldn't answer questions. Yeah. He was like, I'm not allowed to talk about that. Yeah. He's like a current nuclear. Working for one of those things. He couldn't say.

[Walt Flanagan]

Say who he's working for.

[Brian Quinn]

No, it sounded like the government. He really didn't want to go into, like, locations and stuff.

[Walt Flanagan]

Is there. Is there a private sector of nuclear or is it only governments?

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know. Who runs nuclear?

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, in the government?

[Brian Quinn]

Well, power plants. Right.

[Walt Flanagan]

I heard New Jersey's opening Up a nuclear power plant soon, right? Oh yeah, they're lifting the ban on the.

[Bryan Johnson]

Because there was one down south, right? There was one, yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

But they're going to open more nuclear power plants in New Jersey.

[Bryan Johnson]

Uh oh, just what we need, more radioactive shit. Are they?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, they're bringing it back online. 10 miles.

[Walt Flanagan]

What's it, 3 miles?

[Bryan Johnson]

3 mile island.

[Brian Quinn]

What's 10 miles?

[Bryan Johnson]

3 mile island. 10 mile island.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know, but what's 10 miles? Something else is 10 miles.

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, there's 8 mile. The.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, that's it.

[Walt Flanagan]

Is that where Eminem lives after he moved up from eight, got rich, he

[Gideon Get Him]

moved to 10, put his own nuclear reactor three mile.

[Walt Flanagan]

Right, that joke. Oh, that was a dad joke.

[Bryan Johnson]

What did he say?

[Walt Flanagan]

Sorry, That's a dad joke right there. Eminem moving to 10 miles.

[Brian Quinn]

Sorry, nobody.

[Walt Flanagan]

That sound bad?

[Brian Quinn]

Everybody likes dad jokes

[Bryan Johnson]

just like they like dad bods.

[Brian Quinn]

Hey, man, I mean, it didn't seem to be stopping me. And dad Water and dad Water Dad. Those guys are great. I mean, sponsors came down to party. It was just great. It was just great.

[Bryan Johnson]

The Juicy Toots people were so nice.

[Brian Quinn]

I cannot. But I love them.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, they're so nice.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. What do they sell?

[Brian Quinn]

Vodka. But. And it's called Juicy. Well, it's for. Part of it is charity for breast cancer and stuff. So yeah, okay. Yeah, great people. I just. It was just. It was just awesome.

[Bryan Johnson]

There was a naming. Walt. I made an executive decision for. Tell them Steve Dave. I know you don't really like that kind of thing, but. Depends, Devin. I think you're gonna like this. Devin who? The little Devin. Remember her? She was a Tell him Steve Dave ambassador for quite a while. She lived and breathed tellem Steve Dave.

[Walt Flanagan]

She stopped though, at some point.

[Bryan Johnson]

I think she kind of stopped. Yeah. I haven't heard from her in a long time. Haven't seen her in a long time. She was the.

[Walt Flanagan]

Just like her executive. This isn't what. She's never allowed back since she stopped once.

[Bryan Johnson]

She's allowed back but she's been stripped of her title.

[Brian Quinn]

That's the only thing.

[Bryan Johnson]

But we named a new Tell him Steve Dave Ambassador. Somebody who exemplifies and lives and breathes. Tell him Steve Dave. And it was Justin Kyle.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

I thought you would agree with that guy's hardcore. Yeah, yeah, because we figured it couldn't be Curator because he already has a title and we wanted to get some new blood in there. Right. Curator's getting old.

[Brian Quinn]

Curator.

[Walt Flanagan]

You're looking to replace the Curator Well, I mean, he did fumble the ball on the tesdes, though. He sent me a text apologizing, but basically admitting he was like, yeah, I didn't feel like taking it on. Now that. Now that admission of not. Of not having the energy to take on the testes.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

That didn't even influence your decision to, like, look for his eventual replacement?

[Bryan Johnson]

No.

[Brian Quinn]

Curious.

[Walt Flanagan]

Nice job.

[Brian Quinn]

His brains might be cooked. He wears black, long sleeves and long pants. It doesn't matter if it's 90 degrees in the baking sun. He's just there in a black denim outfit.

[Walt Flanagan]

What's wrong with that?

[Brian Quinn]

You're indoors in air conditioning, not in the Key West. Poolside. I'm not kidding at all. Great kid, though.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, wow. So how much younger is Justin and the curator? Aren't they?

[Bryan Johnson]

I think they're probably around the same age. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Sleep with one eye open.

[Brian Quinn]

Curator, curator.

[Bryan Johnson]

Amazing outfit.

[Walt Flanagan]

I saw.

[Brian Quinn]

I knew about it before you updated

[Walt Flanagan]

for months on it. It is next level.

[Bryan Johnson]

It really is. He was wearing it around. We're like, holy. It was like the Barons and then the space bunny.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Costume that, like, he could get into cosplaying if you wanted to.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, but. But they all had that enthusiasm down there. It was just. It was great. And then somebody actually came up. So Jonna, who's a writer on Jokers, and Joe Berger were down there. They did a show that was extremely well received, and Johnna brought her husband Matt, who doesn't listen to Thomas today, doesn't know it, and he had a great idea that I wanted to bring to the table. Well, he said something, and that. That sparked a great idea. The great idea is from yours. Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't want to give Matt the

[Brian Quinn]

credit for it, but he is involved, and he was like, I. I can't. He's like, it was so much fun. The space monkey show. He's like, I want to start listening to. Tell him, Steve, Dave. He goes. But it's so intimidating. So I thought, like, because he's a funny guy, he's a personable guy, I thought I reached out to him because of the numbers.

[Walt Flanagan]

The numbers so high.

[Brian Quinn]

He's, like, in the lore. So I thought if we. I'm gonna get Matt in studio and he could ask us all the questions after May 9th. Right. This looks clean enough for Matt. This is good for Matt and John.

[Walt Flanagan]

You're not good enough for Elizabeth Shue

[Bryan Johnson]

or whatever her name was.

[Walt Flanagan]

What's the girl's name?

[Gideon Get Him]

They say,

[Bryan Johnson]

great actor. He brought her in. That'd be awesome, too.

[Brian Quinn]

Good enough for Matt and John. Great. You know, and I figured we'd get him in here and he could ask us the questions that would help him break through to understanding. Tell him, Steve, Dave.

[Bryan Johnson]

Like a primer.

[Brian Quinn]

Like a primer. And this way we don't have to do any work. All he's got to do is ask the questions, and we can. We can answer.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Okay.

[Walt Flanagan]

Tell me to date.

[Brian Quinn]

I will.

[Walt Flanagan]

Let me. Let me. Give me time to get our new rug in now.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. After the new rug and we get Matt and John in here, and that could be like. Because we always say about doing episode zero, like, that could be the episode that we point people to and be like, hey, this is the primer on the show.

[Walt Flanagan]

And who. Who's he involved with? Matt.

[Brian Quinn]

He's married to John, One of my writers on Practical Joker. She's been with us forever. She's.

[Bryan Johnson]

She's talented.

[Brian Quinn]

She's so funny.

[Bryan Johnson]

Holy.

[Gideon Get Him]

The comedy show they did was just.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

A lot of people told me it was their favorite.

[Bryan Johnson]

She was really good in it. I mean, she was really good with the Sherman. The scumbag stuff.

[Brian Quinn]

She's great.

[Bryan Johnson]

She was like. Yeah, she was really good. You could tell the people who are well versed in improv versus people like me who are not well versed in the problem.

[Brian Quinn]

Great. Yeah. Her and Ambergio just slammed.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Love those guys.

[Bryan Johnson]

How was your week, Walt? Your solo?

[Walt Flanagan]

Very quiet.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. Did you come here one day? I came here one day. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Put up that curtain.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, I didn't put up the curtain. Wife needed to clean the house, so she's like, take the dog somewhere.

[Bryan Johnson]

Get out.

[Walt Flanagan]

There was nowhere else to go, but it was quiet hot. But the air conditioner just came on on May 15th.

[Brian Quinn]

No, April 15th.

[Gideon Get Him]

April 15th.

[Brian Quinn]

It's like 49 degrees out, and it's cold in here. And now they can't.

[Walt Flanagan]

It was.

[Gideon Get Him]

It was 84 degrees over here now.

[Brian Quinn]

Jesus.

[Gideon Get Him]

Because the metal of the cabinet messes

[Walt Flanagan]

with the temperature, I guess the. Is. You can't have the AC on until April 15th.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay.

[Walt Flanagan]

Now post the 15th. You know, that's blasting chilly.

[Brian Quinn]

That's how I like it.

[Walt Flanagan]

Probably till about October, I would imagine.

[Gideon Get Him]

And the lady who runs the Plaza is on vacation. So, like, I left a message and no response. So luckily, Ron1 got me in touch with the maintenance guy.

[Brian Quinn]

You're on a winning streak. Get him.

[Bryan Johnson]

We had a. After the. The. The catamaran. Yeah. On. On Sunday, we went to a restaurant, which I won't Name because I'm not going to talk very highly about it.

[Brian Quinn]

And it's normally a fun restaurant.

[Bryan Johnson]

I've heard this is normally a fun restaurant. Jiggy's like, this is one of my favorite places on all of us.

[Brian Quinn]

It's a very Key west, sprawling dive bar type thing.

[Bryan Johnson]

So let's go there.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

And we're like, all right, let's go there. So we got there, we had quite a few people. I mean, I would say like 20. Yeah, it probably like a 20 person party. And we get to. There you go. When we get there, the. The waiter.

[Brian Quinn]

This is the downside of. Of Key West. The waiter service needs help.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, no, it's one.

[Brian Quinn]

Nobody's down there.

[Walt Flanagan]

Too many people.

[Brian Quinn]

Nobody's had a work. No, it's Key West. Nobody's gonna work. Like everybody sounds like. And I ran about as well too, this one.

[Bryan Johnson]

So he goes. The waiter prefaces it. He looks pretty messed up. He's like. He's gimping around and shit. And he's like, just so you know, I gotta hurt legs, so tell me everything you want at once so you don't have me running back and forth. And he didn't say it in a way that was like, hey, man, can you help me out? He said it in a way of like, hey, you owe me this.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Hey, dickheads. Yeah, thanks for coming in while my legs hurt. Yeah, that type.

[Bryan Johnson]

So a couple things happened and he looked like.

[Brian Quinn]

He was like.

[Bryan Johnson]

He looked like a crackhead.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, on that spectrum. For sure.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Walt Flanagan]

Is that abnormal in Key West? Does everybody look. Just from the way I hear, it's like a party town. So I thought most people look like crackheads.

[Bryan Johnson]

They had more drunks than.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, it was surprising that this guy had a drunk.

[Walt Flanagan]

You know, there's a difference between a crackhead and a drunk.

[Brian Quinn]

Sure, sure.

[Walt Flanagan]

Different look.

[Bryan Johnson]

I think so. Yeah. Crackhead's like wild eyed. Where a drunk is more like sedate.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, the drunk's having fun. A crackhead's just.

[Bryan Johnson]

Crackhead's looking for more crack.

[Gideon Get Him]

What got me was he was wearing the, like a shirt that they sell there and it had holes in it. So like, you know, like when we used to work at the Stash, we would just take a shirt off the. The rack and wear it as our employee shirt. And he still had like holes in his shirt and stuff, which was. Yeah, it was weird.

[Bryan Johnson]

So he announces that in the beginning. So immediately you're like, all right, the service is going to be slow. But how slow? We could have never dreamed. And I'm like, who's the fucking manager who puts this guy in charge of, like, a table this size? And then, like, we finally. We begged another lady. This other lady, we're like, can you please just help him? Like, just give him a hand. And eventually, she just turned into the waitress. He never came back.

[Gideon Get Him]

Well, she was like, I can't do it, but I can tell him what you need.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, she can tell him what. But we were like, he's never gonna bring it here. So eventually, like, I mean, the drinks came slowly. The food came even more slowly. But, like, at one point, Q's like, I have to go and do something real fast. I'll be back.

[Brian Quinn]

And we had a drunk attendee at the meal that I had to get back to the hotel to nap. Yeah, I was full service, Walt.

[Bryan Johnson]

I was Uber.

[Brian Quinn]

I was everything.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. When I tell you this guy was all over the place. Place. He was all over the place. So he drops this person off, comes back, the food still isn't there, which was 20 to 25 minutes later. And. But during that time, they did bring out one meal. It was a. It was a cheese stick with fries on the side. And we thought it was Q's, because she put it down right in front of the plate. Well, it was. It wasn't yours.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, two people on a cheesesteaks, I

[Bryan Johnson]

guess three people did, because what happened was she puts the cheesesteak down, and me and Derosa are like, fuck it. Q's not here. We're gonna have some of his fries. So he started eating his fries. And then the lady goes, ooh, Ooh, my mistake. That's not yours. That goes to somebody else at a different table. We thought somebody else at the table. It was somebody else at a different table. And she brought it and gave it to him.

[Walt Flanagan]

She wouldn't take it back.

[Bryan Johnson]

She did. She gave. We watched her give it to him. Oh, my God.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, that's not good.

[Brian Quinn]

No.

[Bryan Johnson]

So that's pretty much that exemplifies how the night went. Q eventually got back. We eventually all ate, but on our way out, there's a guy now there's only one walkway out. And I would say it's about as wide as, like, your average driveway, maybe a hair wider. And there's a guy pressure washing chairs. Oh, that guy. Yeah. And the fucking mist is going all over the place. The water's going all over the place.

[Brian Quinn]

He's not stopping for me.

[Bryan Johnson]

To the point where Q goes. Q just goes, can you stop?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. I was like, dude,

[Gideon Get Him]

Jimmy and Michelle showed up after we were seated, ordered their food, got their food, ate before this table's food showed up.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Although I gotta say, like, Marybeth in regards to Giddum was like, what's wrong with this guy? Where, like, Giddum was supposed to get a beer. And, like, the waitress comes by, she's like, hey, is there anything anybody needs? And nobody says anything like, no, we're all good. She walks away. And Gidham's like, well, I could use that beer I ordered 20 minutes ago. It's like, why the fuck didn't you ask her that?

[Gideon Get Him]

Then the guy brought me a Coors.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I got you a Coors.

[Gideon Get Him]

And then he brought me three more beers after that. He's like, I opened this one. Nobody. Nobody can drink it here. I was like, well, that's really.

[Brian Quinn]

You got a free one.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah, but I'm trying to pound them back because you can't walk around with alcohol.

[Bryan Johnson]

Let's put it this way. Every beer he drank was free.

[Brian Quinn]

You can walk around alcohol.

[Gideon Get Him]

It's not. It was a signs

[Brian Quinn]

rookie. Throw that shit in a plastic cup and walk around. That song was probably put there as a joke.

[Bryan Johnson]

All right, what do we got here? Let's see.

[Brian Quinn]

And then we started shooting season 13 this week. Dude, it's been so much. I carry that.

[Walt Flanagan]

You're on a roll.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm on a happy roll. It's WrestleMania weekend. I feel like a dog they're gonna put down at the end of this week.

[Bryan Johnson]

Ever.

[Brian Quinn]

It's so much fun making the show again. I forgot. I think what you need to do. You know what I mean? To forget.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. I got to.

[Walt Flanagan]

You need to have it be taken away for a little while.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Then you realize how much you really miss it.

[Brian Quinn]

I loved it.

[Bryan Johnson]

It wasn't that way this week with Gidem.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, sure.

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

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[Bryan Johnson]

Why not, right?

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, I don't know why, but I. I never considered the fact that gay men would have trouble getting hard.

[Bryan Johnson]

Sure.

[Walt Flanagan]

Because it's so sexy.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

I just saw, like. I just thought they'd be, like, so happy to be banging another dude that they're just ready to go. I don't know why. I mean, in a good way. I don't mean it like a bad way. I'm like. It just seems like that lifestyle.

[Walt Flanagan]

You don't have the same issues medically that a heterosexual guy would have.

[Brian Quinn]

Not when it comes to hearts, to boners. I just thought that they would always. They would be like the land of Oz Q.

[Walt Flanagan]

You know, It's. They put their pants on the same way you do.

[Brian Quinn]

I know, but they're not. They're not dealing with women. You know what I mean? Like, it's all fun.

[Walt Flanagan]

They're just assless pants. Yeah, that's a dad joke too.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's a good one. That's a good one.

[Brian Quinn]

You're an artist.

[Bryan Johnson]

You would have been on that boat, Walt.

[Walt Flanagan]

All right.

[Brian Quinn]

I guess I never thought of it that way.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. Sure enough. Or that person that sends you an eggplant emoji at 2am is ready for better sex than you should be too. 2:00am I mean, that's what we were.

[Brian Quinn]

This one's not even on.

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, they said a while ago they were doing that.

[Walt Flanagan]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

Do you think, I guess enough time has passed since.

[Bryan Johnson]

Since you, Bill O'Reilly called Blue Chill roofy, but that.

[Walt Flanagan]

Since Bill O'Reilly got canned from the Factor that you can call a product the Factor and not think of Bill O'Reilly because I'm sure nobody here did, but.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, no, I did. Yeah, I did it.

[Brian Quinn]

The O'Reilly Factor.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Totally forgot about that connection.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

But, yeah, no spin zone. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

But I wonder. I guess enough time has passed that they're like a company is like, we can call ourselves the Factor and not be associated with that guy.

[Bryan Johnson]

I think so. Yeah. I think enough time. Yeah. So he writes books now. Like, wrote a book about the Salem

[Brian Quinn]

witch trial, something, I guess.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

I see a lot of, like, speculation. Like, people are just like, you know, wall's a closet maga.

[Bryan Johnson]

I feel you.

[Walt Flanagan]

And I was like, they don't know

[Brian Quinn]

how wrong you are.

[Walt Flanagan]

They are.

[Brian Quinn]

You have to care to be MAGA at least. the very least, you have to care about it.

[Walt Flanagan]

And the only reason I liked or I, I watched the show was because I liked the guy who, like, there was a murder in California of this little girl and the lawyers representing the killer were trying to come up with, like, sweeten the deal for him.

[Bryan Johnson]

Right.

[Walt Flanagan]

And they were going to reveal the location of the body of the little girl.

[Bryan Johnson]

Was it polyclass? No, not her.

[Walt Flanagan]

It was after that.

[Bryan Johnson]

Okay.

[Walt Flanagan]

And in between them negotiating for a lighter sentence, they found the body so that they took that off the. They took that off the table. Those same lawyers stayed on the case, though, and defended that guy, even though they knew they were going to review where the body was, thus making it they knew who the killer was.

[Brian Quinn]

Right?

[Walt Flanagan]

And they fucking went after the girl's mother and said that her lifestyle was the reason that her daughter was dead.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, were they swingers or something?

[Walt Flanagan]

I don't remember. Maybe she wasn't.

[Bryan Johnson]

It was in California. I vaguely remember that.

[Walt Flanagan]

And O'Reilly was so pissed off it like it fucking mirrored my fucking outrage that these two scumbag lawyers, how could they live with themselves? They knew the fucking guy was a murderer. And he vowed that was the very first show I ever saw of his. And he vowed that he was going to take down these lawyers because of how they could do this as human beings.

[Bryan Johnson]

Right?

[Walt Flanagan]

That's how he kind of won me over. But then it became more about, like it was way more or less about the, like taking down fucking shitty lawyers and more about fucking politics and shit. And eventually I just stopped watching. But that was my. When TSD first started, I said I liked O'Reilly Factor and People, what are we doing here? What ad we doing? Not the Bill O'Reilly one.

[Brian Quinn]

It's a good one.

[Walt Flanagan]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[Bryan Johnson]

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[Brian Quinn]

I don't co sign this accent. I just want to say. I want to say that's a factor.

[Walt Flanagan]

What was the name of that food? Miso what?

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

What is that?

[Bryan Johnson]

It's like soybeans.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, okay. A miso horny. For a fact.

[Brian Quinn]

There's kind of.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't think they're going to use that.

[Brian Quinn]

I mean, it's right there.

[Walt Flanagan]

It's not good.

[Brian Quinn]

I can't explain why we went 20, 26. I think it's actually. Okay, now we're back, baby. I think we went through 10 years of hell. Finger wagon. No. Moral superior. Oh, there I go using that word again.

[Bryan Johnson]

There you go.

[Brian Quinn]

Sorry factor. All right, we gotta bleep that in the factor. Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

Don't take it out.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, don't take it out. I want the finger wagons to know

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

Just leave the hard C in there before you beat. There's no gray area what was said.

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

Is that like peanut butter chicken? I hope it's probably just as tasty.

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[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

Now, Gidem has a picture of the three barons and the curator as a space monkey. Gidem, you should wear gold all the time. You look so much thinner.

[Gideon Get Him]

That is not.

[Bryan Johnson]

That is not him.

[Walt Flanagan]

That is not you.

[Gideon Get Him]

That's one of the wannabes.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, okay. You know, I didn't have my glasses on.

[Bryan Johnson]

Still looks like him. I do. And it still looks like him. You're right.

[Walt Flanagan]

It really does look like him, though. Okay.

[Bryan Johnson]

Somewhere Nick's like, I look like a skinny kiddo. Oh, good Lord, somebody saved me.

[Walt Flanagan]

Well, yeah, I guess nobody's happy with that comment, huh?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, the costumes guy.

[Walt Flanagan]

Who's the Baron, though? That could. It looks like me without my glasses on.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, those. Those costumes are spot on, these guys. And that's the thing. Everybody who came came to party. All of the attendees, the guests.

[Bryan Johnson]

You like the pirate night? I wasn't even aware of it. And people are running around looking like pirates. I'm like, what is this?

[Brian Quinn]

I mean, there was. There wasn't a single dud in the bunch. Everybody was just there for a good time. It was great.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. And I don't. I don't know. Like, I know that it's easy for people. I mean, not easy.

[Walt Flanagan]

I could have went and been the dud.

[Brian Quinn]

You could have been the dud.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. You could have been the dude. We need one.

[Bryan Johnson]

I know it's not nearly as good

[Walt Flanagan]

once I get there. You put an E after that dud.

[Brian Quinn]

Dude.

[Bryan Johnson]

Dude.

[Brian Quinn]

There we go. Yeah. You know Everybody's super polite. Well, you would have been comfortable. Like, it's like. You would have been great.

[Walt Flanagan]

I know.

[Brian Quinn]

That's all right. My boy Eli was there.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

I didn't get to spend as much time with him as I wanted.

[Walt Flanagan]

But you didn't smoke.

[Brian Quinn]

No. And I. Once again, I promised him. I promised him he would. I would. And I just. I was just too busy and somebody. Oh, I finished. I've. Somebody asked me to make a video for them.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

For someone that was sick or something. And I promised them I would. And then I just lost track of them. So I don't remember

[Walt Flanagan]

suffice.

[Brian Quinn]

No, it just. I didn't forget. I still want to make that video. Video for you. I just didn't.

[Walt Flanagan]

Just don't know who it was. Where to send it now.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, they should have had their info at the ready. Like, here it is.

[Brian Quinn]

I mean, it's tough to ask me to do stuff like that in the middle of a crowd of a hundred people, but, you know, it's like, it is what it is. But I did tell him I would do it and I want to do it.

[Bryan Johnson]

So. Yeah, I mean, people were already. Many people were already talking about QS3. And I would tell him I would like, look, I don't think you know how much work Q puts into this.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Like, forget seeing you.

[Walt Flanagan]

So it might not happen.

[Brian Quinn]

No, I don't want to think about it for a little bit.

[Walt Flanagan]

If it might not happen, I could promise that me and Sunday Jeff will be there. And if me and Sunday Jeff are at Key west, the fucking poles will fucking shift.

[Brian Quinn]

Yes, I agree with that.

[Walt Flanagan]

The North Pole will become the South Pole.

[Brian Quinn]

Crack. It'll come out of the ocean, ravage across the islands.

[Gideon Get Him]

I think Jeff would do welter.

[Brian Quinn]

He would be great. He'd be worshiped.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, yeah. People would love him.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, without a doubt. Do you think he wouldn't go because we never asked him.

[Walt Flanagan]

Never asked him. I think if given enough lead time.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

He probably could make the

[Gideon Get Him]

promising. Jeff Dunham will be there.

[Bryan Johnson]

He'll show.

[Brian Quinn]

You have to get him a private plane down. Yeah. Do we finish factor?

[Bryan Johnson]

We finish factor. We have one more. I don't know if we want to do it now. We want to talk a little while. Yeah, Just knock it out. Okay. This message is sponsored by Raycon.

[Gideon Get Him]

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[Bryan Johnson]

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[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, this is Mother's Day.

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Gideon Get Him]

So Pam doesn't listen to Josh Groban through her Raycon.

[Bryan Johnson]

She doesn't. She puts it on speaker and tortures Edgar.

[Gideon Get Him]

Well, maybe for Mother's Day this year you can get her a gift and Edgar a gift.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's true. Yeah, I hadn't thought of that.

[Walt Flanagan]

Do you think it's like earbuds are too advanced for an 80 year old? They just take them out of a case and put them in your ear.

[Brian Quinn]

I imagine it's losing them.

[Gideon Get Him]

That would be the issue with the new over the ear ones. It'd be really easy.

[Walt Flanagan]

Can't you get a lanyard for her for your like, keep em on the wall?

[Bryan Johnson]

I guess I could. Yeah. Like here, mom, now you're gonna wear this from now on.

[Brian Quinn]

This is your lot.

[Bryan Johnson]

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[Brian Quinn]

Nice.

[Bryan Johnson]

I'm like, just don't pick up the fucking phone then.

[Gideon Get Him]

It's so much fun though, when you answer the phone.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. Oh, hold on.

[Brian Quinn]

It's gone.

[Gideon Get Him]

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[Brian Quinn]

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[Gideon Get Him]

I like the two devices because then I have it paired to two of my phones. Yeah, it doesn't matter which phone I'm using.

[Bryan Johnson]

You're waiting till they compare with eight

[Brian Quinn]

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[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Perfect.

[Brian Quinn]

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[Bryan Johnson]

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[Gideon Get Him]

The one thing I noticed, Key west didn't have Chinese buffet and all. You can eat Chinese buffet.

[Bryan Johnson]

They used to. I remember. Yeah, there was one right on Duval Street.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Years and years ago.

[Brian Quinn]

There is a Chinese restaurant.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Just not a buffet.

[Brian Quinn]

But I mean, you can just order multiple plates.

[Bryan Johnson]

Let's see.

[Brian Quinn]

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[Brian Quinn]

Q, no, I am not going. I love him, right? You know, Jimmy the hair guy's my guy. You can't. You can't make a bachelor party on WrestleMania weekend. That's my Super Bowl.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's what you were saying.

[Brian Quinn]

40 years I've been watching this thing. I can't not do it. And I just spent the weekend with Jimmy. I've never missed WrestleMania.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, never.

[Gideon Get Him]

Never.

[Walt Flanagan]

Going way back to the very first one.

[Brian Quinn]

Going back to the first one. We used to get together at my aunt's house and. Because you'd have to rent it 40 years ago, so. No, I was like. I was 10, 10, 10. And we used to the whole, you know, you'd rent on one my aunt's TV and all the cousins would go there. So you'd have 25 people watching WrestleMania on this small screen. You know, I love it. And I just took Jimmy on a catamaran. You know, what do I got to do every weekend with Jimmy the hair guy?

[Walt Flanagan]

Maybe just 2 out of 50 he's

[Brian Quinn]

having dinner at 10 o' clock at night.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't know, man.

[Brian Quinn]

It sounds like a young man's game, and it's.

[Bryan Johnson]

It does sound like a young man's game, doesn't it?

[Walt Flanagan]

These are going to be there.

[Bryan Johnson]

I like how when. When Rob was texting us, there was a text for the young guys and a text for the old guys.

[Brian Quinn]

If it wasn't WrestleMania weekend, I'd be there. But you can't take it from. I. I make plans.

[Walt Flanagan]

They don't DVR that. They don't have it ever. You could watch it on tape delay.

[Brian Quinn]

No, they can. I'm not doing it.

[Walt Flanagan]

You can't turn your phone off. So you don't. You're not.

[Gideon Get Him]

What if it gets spoiled?

[Walt Flanagan]

No. Well, as I say, turn your phone off. It'll probably be on every TV, though.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Somebody. It's WrestleMania, man. I don't want to it up. I love it. Dan Housen's there, you know, what are

[Bryan Johnson]

the days you wouldn't go, Walt, if it was on this day? What, like, Super Bowl? Would it matter?

[Walt Flanagan]

Like, his wedding is in peril because it's Oliver's first birthday.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, come on.

[Walt Flanagan]

And we're having a major backyard party at my house that afternoon. So depending on what time it's over, I may take the ride. But I don't know what time he's getting married, though.

[Bryan Johnson]

No, nor do I.

[Walt Flanagan]

So, like, I don't know, I might get there. Well, after the I do has been said and what's the point then? Like, does it matter? Then If I, like, 10 minutes, send

[Brian Quinn]

a card with 100 bucks and I call it a day.

[Walt Flanagan]

100?

[Brian Quinn]

No, too little.

[Walt Flanagan]

That's Jimmy the hair guy. I don't want it.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, but you're not even going.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, so what, though?

[Brian Quinn]

You know?

[Walt Flanagan]

You know, that's. That's bad. The core to talk about. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

I'll tell you what, though. I'll FaceTime it like you did at QS. I'll do that. I'll do that.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Gideon Get Him]

Says it's from 4 to 11.

[Walt Flanagan]

4 to 11 is the. Is the wedding.

[Gideon Get Him]

That's what it says. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay. So, I mean, I might get out of there by 6, so I may be able to shoot up. I don't know how long it'll take me to get. We'll see what happens, though. But. Yeah, I can't miss the baby's first birthday party, though.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, that's a big one.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. So that keeps me away. And I think Super Bowl I would be like, you're having your wedding on Super Bowl.

[Brian Quinn]

That's how I feel about Wrestlemania. It's the same exact thing. Like, why would you.

[Gideon Get Him]

I've considered having a wedding on Super Bowl Sunday. Making it the dinner reception. Be a party. Yeah. If I got married.

[Walt Flanagan]

If you guys. Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, okay.

[Gideon Get Him]

Like a reception, super bowl party type combo. I thought it'd be cool.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm surprised you didn't get Office for Marriage after you stepped off stage.

[Gideon Get Him]

I might have.

[Brian Quinn]

I really. I thought for sure you were gonna get laid. I was like, there's no way this guy's dick doesn't get wet after this performance.

[Gideon Get Him]

I'm sure my father would have loved that.

[Bryan Johnson]

He also did. Don't be disappointed. He did fall, too, a couple times. Yeah, he's all cut up. He's got blood all over him the next day.

[Walt Flanagan]

I think if the Devils were in the Stanley cup finals, I might be. Also use that as an excuse not to. I can't miss this.

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, the grandkids first birthday. That's a pretty solid reason.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. We're having a tent.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Nice.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, we're having, I think one. At least one barnyard animal.

[Brian Quinn]

Wow.

[Bryan Johnson]

Little petting zoo going on.

[Walt Flanagan]

Well, if it's all like, can you call it a zoo if only one animal is there.

[Brian Quinn]

What is like a. Like a mule?

[Walt Flanagan]

That's a rabbit.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, a rabbit rabbit.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. All right.

[Gideon Get Him]

Just put some ears on, Teddy.

[Walt Flanagan]

I know. That's what I said.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, I had. I had this Boris. I brought Boris, a cat down with me, and in the airport, some lucky listeners got to pet him, and they agreed that his fur feels like a dream. Like a dream of a cloud no lies were told. I was. I was informed.

[Bryan Johnson]

The other guy, Richard.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

He's. He's. He reminds me of my. My little cat. Like, you pet him four times, then he's like, yeah, leave me alone.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, Yeah. I didn't raise him.

[Bryan Johnson]

He's.

[Brian Quinn]

He's. I'm just looking after him.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Gideon Get Him]

Boris seems super chill in the carrier.

[Walt Flanagan]

Super chill has definitely passed over into that. Like, he's been a celebrity too long, where he believes everything everybody tells him. Like, your cat's fur is like heaven.

[Bryan Johnson]

And they confirmed it.

[Brian Quinn]

Only because his fur is like heaven. I mean, if they told me he was a white cat, I wouldn't be like, yeah, I agree. Tastes like heaven. It was funny, though, having my cat up in first class and Johnson walking by, and I was like, can we get a mimosa for the cats?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, it was A riot. Oh, that was good.

[Walt Flanagan]

Did you fly? Like, did you crawl underneath. Where? The sink. Since you knew there wasn't going to be in you, she could sneak on. And I was not underwear to sink with a broken sink.

[Gideon Get Him]

I was on a different flight, sadly.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't on that one. At Jimmy's wedding, there's going to be something called we got this message. Well, it was actually on Facebook, I believe. And this is for the end of the wedding spot, so if you get there in time, you'll be ready for this.

[Walt Flanagan]

Now, I was gonna. I know everybody's in costume, right? I was gonna go as the baron. You think he'd like that?

[Bryan Johnson]

I think he'd like. You love it.

[Gideon Get Him]

Give me smacking the table so hard.

[Walt Flanagan]

What time's it. What time does it end?

[Gideon Get Him]

Four to 10.

[Walt Flanagan]

All right, so I gotta get there by 10. And I. And I asked the baron to. To do something at the end where I think I know what it is with soda or something like that.

[Bryan Johnson]

Faygo. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bryan Johnson]

What is faygo? Armageddon. You would do that, huh?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. Like, since I was. Since I missed the majority of it, the least I could do is get doused in soda.

[Bryan Johnson]

Mm. For all non juggalos, it is basically something that happens at the end of Insane Clown Posse shows or at the end of their set at the gathering. They just unload and throw all the faygo at once, causing a shower of faygo, which is a type of soda, all over everyone involved. This is how we'll be ending our celebrations on Saturday. If you'd like to participate, bring a change of clothes or don't go and just. Or don't and just go all in. I hope everyone will find it a great time either to participate or experience it from the sidelines. That sounds like what I'm going to be doing.

[Walt Flanagan]

Sidelining.

[Bryan Johnson]

So I'm a sideline when it comes to.

[Walt Flanagan]

How long could I ask Jimmy to delay the actual nuptials before I'm like, don't do it till I get there?

[Brian Quinn]

Well, I'm an hour out.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, it depends on how far out you are. I think he would.

[Brian Quinn]

There is a time that he would.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, there is a time.

[Walt Flanagan]

If I was like, come on, bro. You know, what time you doing it? Like, probably seven. I'm like, no, no, man, I won't be able to make it seven. Make it nine thirty.

[Bryan Johnson]

It's Oliver's birthday. There they are. Yeah, there they are, Jimmy.

[Brian Quinn]

I mean, she's lovely. She's just wonderful. Like, everybody likes Talking to. She's so sweet. It's funny watching because he shows up on the catamaran in orange. Bright orange Insane Clown Posse shorts and to Juggalos and Doug Benson's like, is he really a Juggalo? And I'm like, oh, get over here, Jimmy. And then I look over and Jimmy and Doug Benson are talking for, like an hour. I was like, it's such a great mixture of people on this boat.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. Well, I stayed on the same house as. As Doug Benson, and I. I can say that I met him.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

But briefly. I was like. We passed each other in the hallway going to the bathroom or. Yeah, yeah. Like, I never really got to sit down and talk to him. He was never there. He was always out with his ladies.

[Brian Quinn]

He's always out. His lady's great. Well, they were on the boats with us. They were on both boats and stuff, but I think they were getting a little bit of vacation in. But when you fucking hit a home run, like, he hit.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, that's what I heard. He really killed.

[Brian Quinn]

And he even got off stage and it was. This is what I'm saying about the ants, because, like, most of the audience is ants.

[Walt Flanagan]

Because what would you say the percentage was of ants?

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know. What do you think, 75.

[Bryan Johnson]

75?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I think so, because I don't advertise it. I just, you know. And. And Doug, after stage, he's like, you know, he goes, I was really worried because this isn't my audience. And, you know, there's. It's. There's some insider stuff on the show. He got off stage and he's like, they. He goes, they are warmer to me than my audience is to me, is what he said. And I go, they're the fucking best. They're just the best.

[Walt Flanagan]

Did he want that out there for public consumption, dissing his own audience? Yeah, okay.

[Brian Quinn]

I think it's okay.

[Walt Flanagan]

All right.

[Brian Quinn]

I mean, it doesn't mean his audience not warm.

[Bryan Johnson]

Ants were overly warm.

[Brian Quinn]

Ants were overly warm.

[Bryan Johnson]

I have to say, like, I mean, every show I went to, every table was taken up the same level of energy, whether it was the first show of the night or the last show of the night, which was us.

[Brian Quinn]

Which was us.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, but really, like, so into it.

[Brian Quinn]

So it was great. It was. It was. It was phenomenal. I felt. I felt. I felt the love. There's get him playing some X Men in ball arcade.

[Gideon Get Him]

That's my father.

[Bryan Johnson]

How did your dad like it?

[Gideon Get Him]

He liked it.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah, he had a great time.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Good I mean, people were so excited he was there.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah. The. The second day we got up, we were gonna go to brunch. He's like. I'm like, I'll put the jersey. I said, oh, I don't want to put the jersey on. And then we went to brunch. And he goes, you know, I think I might go back to the house, put my jersey.

[Brian Quinn]

Really?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, great.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, cool.

[Brian Quinn]

And people were excited that he was there. They'll get him Daddy's. Yeah. I was like, yeah, that's it.

[Walt Flanagan]

Anybody ask him what your real name was?

[Gideon Get Him]

No, I don't think so.

[Brian Quinn]

His real name is Get Him. It's like Bruce. Bruce Wayne and Batman. You know what I'm saying?

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, when get him was when Gideon was doing something. Your dad started Googling you up in the. Right. What's my son up to?

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

So he Googles, like, get him, Steve Dave. And he starts finding Reddit threads.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Which I have to say is impressive for an older guy, like, to be able to, like, hunt you down a little bit.

[Gideon Get Him]

Well, get him and.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, I guess. Get him. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Did he have questions about what he saw?

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. Like what?

[Gideon Get Him]

Just.

[Bryan Johnson]

You're married.

[Gideon Get Him]

It's like, why are all these people angry at you?

[Bryan Johnson]

That's a long story, dad, because you

[Walt Flanagan]

can't shut your fucking mouth.

[Gideon Get Him]

He knows that.

[Brian Quinn]

I said to him one point, I go, everybody loves seeing you here. They all want to know where Gary him came from. And he goes. He goes, a lot of parent teacher meetings with that kid. He goes, yeah, there he is singing. Yeah. I will say to anybody listening, the one note I have for the audience is, it's not group participation. There were some people who were really screaming over some of the comedians and stuff.

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, yeah?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. One or two people were, like, just

[Bryan Johnson]

a little too, like, involved with the comedian.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Like talking to them while they're in the middle of their eyes.

[Walt Flanagan]

It had to be the 25 who weren't ants.

[Brian Quinn]

No, I wish it was. It was. I had to take ownership. I'm like, ah, they're excited. They're. You know, they feel it.

[Walt Flanagan]

Part of was curator. He was belligerent because he heard he was being replaced.

[Brian Quinn]

Who's this kid? Justin Kyle.

[Bryan Johnson]

I only had one news story this week, Walt. I thought you might be interested in this. In case you're not already aware of it. String of missing or dead scientists. Too coincidental not to be of a major concern. Congressman says as 11th mystery emerges, scientists are going disappearing. Scientists 11 the deaths or disappearances of 11 top US scientists and researchers is a matter of national.

[Brian Quinn]

That's a shocking number.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's a pretty high number, isn't it?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. 11.

[Bryan Johnson]

11.

[Brian Quinn]

And how did they. They just disappeared. Or they died suspiciously.

[Bryan Johnson]

Died suspiciously or just disappeared. The lawmaker argued the fate of the scientists is almost certainly linked to the access some had to classified aerospace, defense and UFO information. Or may involve bad factories from China, Russia or Iran.

[Brian Quinn]

Yes. So did our own government silence them or did foreign actors get a hold on them?

[Bryan Johnson]

Some of the scientists literally just disappeared without a trace, including air Force Major General William Neil McCaslin, who vanished in February after he tried to. After Burlingson said he tried to contact him twice about his research into unidentified anomalous phenomenon. Government speak for UFOs. And investigators claim McCaslin had experienced mental fog before disappearing from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. New Mexico?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, right there. They've already laid as well. Mental fog.

[Brian Quinn]

What's the definition of that?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah, it says he had worked in top tier positions.

[Brian Quinn]

What if they come for podcasters next?

[Bryan Johnson]

I know. Wait a second.

[Brian Quinn]

What?

[Bryan Johnson]

It says here his name even appeared in WikiLeaks. WikiLeaks Dump of Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Joe Podesta's emails with former Blink 182 singer Tom DeLong claiming to have conversed with him about UAPs.

[Brian Quinn]

This is a wicked web.

[Bryan Johnson]

There's a lot of people involved in this. Rock stars, scientists, politicians.

[Brian Quinn]

I didn't see. Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Huh. So what do you think, Walt? Dead. Dead. Missing. Missing. Dead. Missing. Missing.

[Walt Flanagan]

I have little doubt that there isn't. That it's just a coincidence.

[Bryan Johnson]

11 people missing or dead?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Everybody working with infrared telescopes or alien life or.

[Walt Flanagan]

Why would they.

[Bryan Johnson]

Mental fogs.

[Brian Quinn]

Maybe they. Maybe they abducted them and they're torturing for them for information.

[Bryan Johnson]

Our government or the other guy?

[Brian Quinn]

I think the other government. They're like. They're like in a cave, like Tony Stark somewhere.

[Bryan Johnson]

China, Rush or Iran.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, I. I really doubt it. I just think it's. It may not even be a real story.

[Bryan Johnson]

Really?

[Brian Quinn]

Wow.

[Bryan Johnson]

A doubter. You're gonna be next, Walter. Be careful.

[Gideon Get Him]

I can only protect you so much.

[Walt Flanagan]

I. I don't know what would be the advantage of killing them. What are they? What. What can they.

[Bryan Johnson]

Because they know too much about UFOs.

[Walt Flanagan]

About UFOs?

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't think there's.

[Bryan Johnson]

If 11 people from the Plaza went missing or dead, you would be like.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, that's weird, right?

[Gideon Get Him]

I mean, one went missing we broke work.

[Walt Flanagan]

Even if they were insiders, had information, I mean, you could. You're just screaming in the wind. No one's going to really believe you, like, unless you have irrefutable proof that there's UFOs.

[Bryan Johnson]

I don't know, maybe you're onto something, though. And they're like, we don't want them to get the proof.

[Brian Quinn]

Should watch X Files. They did that shit all the time.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

There's a TV show, though.

[Bryan Johnson]

Trump announced Thursday that his administration would provide the public with answers within the next few days.

[Walt Flanagan]

Those answers never came right.

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, this was. Let's see, when was the date for this article? I think this was actually today. April 17th.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yes.

[Bryan Johnson]

So the answer is yes. So the answers are still to come. Evidently.

[Brian Quinn]

How old is he now, Trump?

[Bryan Johnson]

80 something.

[Brian Quinn]

He's in his 80s. He's in his 80s?

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah. I mean, bet you he can't Google get him.

[Brian Quinn]

He could. He could now just stop. Start dropping truth bombs.

[Bryan Johnson]

If he wanted to.

[Brian Quinn]

If he wanted to. Now's the time.

[Bryan Johnson]

If he's not already. I mean, he doesn't seem to shy away from saying what he feels. Right.

[Gideon Get Him]

79.

[Bryan Johnson]

79.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay.

[Bryan Johnson]

Huh. So you don't care, Walt.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, Yeah, I really.

[Bryan Johnson]

But for sure you would be.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

It doesn't pique my interest at all. I don't really believe they were. They were even high level scientists.

[Brian Quinn]

But what if they were?

[Bryan Johnson]

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory engineer Jack Mywhite, who died in 2024. 2024. Famous MIT.

[Walt Flanagan]

So wait, but this goes all. So these 11.

[Brian Quinn]

It goes back to the 60s.

[Bryan Johnson]

20, 23. So the past three years.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay, 11.

[Gideon Get Him]

11 over three years.

[Walt Flanagan]

I thought it was 11 in the past couple months.

[Bryan Johnson]

No. Well, I mean, they go missing, they vanish. Found dead.

[Walt Flanagan]

That's such a small percentage of.

[Bryan Johnson]

Of scientists working on that shit. I don't think so.

[Walt Flanagan]

I think there's probably thousands of scientists working on it since 2023.

[Brian Quinn]

How many would die before you were like, all right, something's up? Because 11's a sizable number.

[Walt Flanagan]

Well, they're just missing. They're not dead.

[Gideon Get Him]

And are they all working on the same project?

[Bryan Johnson]

No.

[Gideon Get Him]

Yeah.

[Bryan Johnson]

Components in American made nuke.

[Brian Quinn]

So what's the number? 25.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, and they would. And it's not all UFOs. Some of it's nuclear.

[Bryan Johnson]

Nuclear shit.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, that's more concerning.

[Walt Flanagan]

That could be that they were working with. They were spies and they were maybe feeding information to.

[Brian Quinn]

That's concerning too. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

I mean, I don't automatically assume that fucking. The Grays came down and took them?

[Bryan Johnson]

Well, no, I don't think that's what they're saying. I think they're saying that that part of it could be that, like, the Grayson come down and take them. But the. The people who don't want the Grays to be us, to be made aware of the Grays are the ones who did it.

[Brian Quinn]

Which ones? Dressed like Mickey Mouse again?

[Bryan Johnson]

Oh, it was a Gray.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, it was a Gray. Remember the aliens? The friendly ones had Mickey Mouse pants. We had a whole lore set up about seven years ago.

[Walt Flanagan]

You were talking about something that really existed.

[Bryan Johnson]

Really?

[Walt Flanagan]

What is this story? I've never heard.

[Brian Quinn]

No, it was your theory.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Covered their dick or whatever it was.

[Walt Flanagan]

They don't have genitalia.

[Brian Quinn]

They don't?

[Walt Flanagan]

No.

[Brian Quinn]

It doesn't even come out. Like. Like.

[Walt Flanagan]

Well, it's not. You can't see it from looking at it. Like, when they come out. I mean, most people, when they describe the aliens, they never describe any, like, outside genitalia.

[Brian Quinn]

And they. That would be notable.

[Walt Flanagan]

You'd be the first thing.

[Brian Quinn]

Right.

[Walt Flanagan]

I will admit this. The first day I'd be. I'd look at their big eyes, but then only a few seconds later, I'd be like. I'd look down.

[Bryan Johnson]

Just. Your eyes dart down. Okay.

[Gideon Get Him]

He's probably. Is he excited?

[Brian Quinn]

Okay. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

It wouldn't be too. It wouldn't be too long before I took a sneaky peek down there to

[Gideon Get Him]

see what I was.

[Bryan Johnson]

Right. I knew it. Put your Mickey Mouse pants on.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. And you wonder, would it advance society? Not have a need for genitalia?

[Brian Quinn]

Well, they still got to procreate. No.

[Gideon Get Him]

Right.

[Walt Flanagan]

Unless everything's done in a test tube,

[Bryan Johnson]

that ain't no fun. Poor aliens.

[Brian Quinn]

Sure. And they didn't have sex anymore.

[Bryan Johnson]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Just scrape some cells and put it in a test tube, spitting it and then.

[Brian Quinn]

Wait, so they're clones? They're not even, like, offspring. Yeah, good theory. I like it. I like it. I'll go with it.

[Walt Flanagan]

All right.

[Bryan Johnson]

That's all I heard.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I mean, I. You know, I'm gonna run back home. The WrestleMania pregame look like, how many

[Walt Flanagan]

people are at the house?

[Brian Quinn]

Well, they have. They have. Sal's coming over today. I got a couple of people coming over today. Just.

[Walt Flanagan]

It's like three, four hardcore wrestler fans.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, it's so long. The day so long because it starts at. They have like, pre matches and, like, commentary really is like, a big deal. So I'll just throw that on the tv, I guess. I bet you it starts around three or something like that. And then people just come and go, you know, because it spread over two nights.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, it's two nights.

[Brian Quinn]

Two nights. And your favorite match might be on Sunday. Whose match might be on Saturday?

[Walt Flanagan]

But it's not 48 straight hours, though.

[Bryan Johnson]

No, but it is long.

[Brian Quinn]

I went to. I went to a two, a two day one once, and I was like, I can never do this again. It's just too long.

[Walt Flanagan]

You were just sitting, watching people wrestle though, right?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah, it was too long. It was like 10 hours. Yeah, twice.

[Walt Flanagan]

That's too much wrestling for you.

[Brian Quinn]

It's just too much to be in public because I get the whole time. People are coming up.

[Walt Flanagan]

You don't have a private box.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, a man of the people, bro.

[Bryan Johnson]

The people I don't want to talk

[Brian Quinn]

to in third row,

[Walt Flanagan]

Pat my cat. Huh? Is that the softest cat you ever felt?

[Bryan Johnson]

It is, Mr. Quinn. It is.

[Walt Flanagan]

It's like a clown.

[Brian Quinn]

Say it.

[Bryan Johnson]

Say it.

[Brian Quinn]

Say it to him.

[Bryan Johnson]

I want to hear you say it to him, not to me.

[Walt Flanagan]

Tell him, Steve.

[Gideon Get Him]

Dave.