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Bryan Johnson
Mickey pulling down his pants and having a major heart on instead of a vagina.
Walt Flanagan
Someday you'll be 58 and be like, I should have made fun of Johnson. Now look at me.
Bryan Johnson
Tell him Steve Dave.
Walt Flanagan
Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. We have Walt here.
Bryan Johnson
Hello.
Walt Flanagan
We got get him here. Are you stanking and via the Internet. The magic of the Internet is bq.
Brian Quinn
He's in where they're looking at you guys.
Bryan Johnson
He's in Shangri La. Where do they call his place? Where he lives again? Yeah, what I call it.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, I don't think anybody calls it that. Even.
Brian Quinn
I don't call it.
Walt Flanagan
So do you guys want to talk about the Punisher first or the wedding or what do you want? All kinds of stuff.
Bryan Johnson
Whatever you would like.
Walt Flanagan
You guys. I like the Spirited. I didn't see it, but I like the Spirited discussion of the Punisher.
Bryan Johnson
Kick it off with the Punisher.
Walt Flanagan
Sure.
Bryan Johnson
So, yeah, so the Disney released Punisher one last kill special this week. And after I watched it, I would have went all in. I would have pushed all the chips in the middle of the table. That BQ would be pleased with that rendition of the Punisher. But there's a little bit too much sobbing for BQs.
Brian Quinn
Like yeah, you would have, you would have lost that, but you would have lost everything. Like again, what I'd said just before we started was like, I like the casting. Even though if I don't necessarily love his take on the Punisher, I think he's key visually looks great. I love that Disney is even using the Punisher. You know what I mean?
Bryan Johnson
Which is shocking. You would think that they would want any, anything to do with the Punisher. Not even with a 10 foot pole. Would they touch the Punisher?
Brian Quinn
No. So. So, so I, you know, any Punisher is good Punisher. You know what I mean? I guess, in a way, but I just don't know why. I mean, look, I've. I've probably read. I don't know if I've, I've certainly read every Punisher story, including Cosmic Ghost Rider for the past 30 years. And I just don't remember him crying this much.
Walt Flanagan
Did he cry at all?
Brian Quinn
I don't, I can't recall an instance of the Punisher crying. I mean, I'm sure maybe he did here or there. I remember him, you know, mostly killing and being like a shark, just always moving forward, always taking care. A lot of crying in this Punisher and a lot of no skull until the very last. I Thought it should have started at the last scene, you know, when he was the Punisher. And also, like, I mean, they had to make these bad guys so evil. Like, there was zero gray area in this whatsoever. Like, if he kills a guy, you bet your ass you saw that guy actually kill a puppy earlier in the fucking show. And if, if. And if he. If he. If there was flashbacks to him killing people, you bet your ass that person he killed was a child molester. It's like there was no good gray area whatsoever. It just didn't. And, like, they brought in Manucci. Now, are you familiar. How familiar are you with that story?
Bryan Johnson
Pretty familiar. Yeah.
Brian Quinn
It's considered, I think, one of the greatest Punisher stories because there's a viciousness to it. There's a. There's a humor to it. There's a. There's a weirdness to it that is that. That I felt if you're going to tackle Man Nucci and the Nucci's, you got to. You got to infuse it with that. And instead we got Judith Light, who is the mother from who's the Boss?
Walt Flanagan
Who's the Boss. Yeah.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, I'm happy to see Judith Light.
Bryan Johnson
I thought that was the wife of the Sopranos.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, no, that's.
Bryan Johnson
Oh, okay. I thought that was the lady. They had that. And I was like, that's pretty funny that they got them the wife of the lady who was in the Sopranos to play Mob Lady. Wow. Okay, I. Wow. I was really off that. I knew I recognized her, but I was like, oh, I know. That is. That's Tony Soprano's wife.
Tom King
Angela.
Brian Quinn
Angela. And like, no humor, no weirdness, no anything. I was like, but why did you guys take Manucci out of the rotation and use her for this if, like, her one scene is her in a wheelchair, like, warning him in advance that she was going to kill him? I didn't. I just didn't get it. So, I don't know, I walked away being like, I wasn't completely satisfied by it.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, I had the opposite reaction to the show. I thought, look, if. If you're going to portray the Punisher on. On the small screen or on the big screen and tackle it, I think it's almost irresponsible for Disney to show how schizophrenic and how psychotic and how damaged a human being has to be to do that. So I thought that that layering of that character, having him be that haunted and emotionally unstable was. Was a. It was almost a responsible way to portray this guy. Who is, you know, a killing machine, because you don't want to glorify him in any way, shape, or form. Right.
Brian Quinn
I mean, here's where you and I disagree, my friend.
Bryan Johnson
But Disney cannot glorify the Punisher in this day and age after. After the way the character has kind of been hijacked a little bit by a political idea or stance. Right. I mean. I mean, there's no denying that has happened to that character.
Brian Quinn
Sure. But, like, it's been addressed. It's been addressed three times. It's been addressed in both series that he had on Netflix and in Daredevil. We got it. Like, what is the point of pulling out the character if that's the only drum you're gonna beat? Like, we got it. I got it. He's not a great guy. I. I shouldn't try and emulate the Punisher. I knew I wasn't gonna do it anyway. But, like.
Bryan Johnson
Well, I don't know if they made him a great guy, but I think they made him a little bit more sympathetic, too, though, in the way that he is just unable to. He's on the fringes of sanity. And, I mean, I was shocked that they actually made him this sympathetic, though, because instead of just make. You know, and turning him into, like, you don't want to be this person. You know, you don't want. You don't want to, like, ever glorify what this person is doing with his. His pain and his loss.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, but who's gonna do that? This character has been around for 50 years. Nobody's gone out and started shooting people.
Tom King
Well, you don't.
Bryan Johnson
Okay, well, you don't want to. You don't want to put him on a pedestal, then.
Walt Flanagan
But doesn't he only kill, like, really bad guys?
Bryan Johnson
Yes.
Walt Flanagan
So why not, then?
Bryan Johnson
Because there is. There was definitely a Look, I mean, to deny that there is. There was an absolute response from Marvel to the Punisher being adopted by. Whatever. It's not realistic. You know, they did everything in their power to neuter him and not make him what he was because of who liked him.
Brian Quinn
Sure. But if you're gonna make Manucci and do that storyline, like, I don't read welcome Back, Frank, and be like, oh, Punisher's killing a bunch of good guys. Like, the new chiefs are scumbags. Like, they went so far, Brian, that, like, it wasn't enough. So Manucci tells him there's spoilers, but nothing really major. But, like, Manucci's like, hey, I'm releasing your address. I'm putting a Bounty on your head.
Walt Flanagan
Right?
Brian Quinn
And so, so everybody comes to this building that he lives in to get him. And it's not enough that these people, like, they can't just be like, people are trying to kill the Punisher, so he's killing him back. Like while they're looking him, looking for him. They have to beat the shit out of the little boy, try and rape his mom. Like, it's just like, it's like, like they're just like, here's. Let's make every single person that he kills as completely evil as possible.
Walt Flanagan
Everybody. Mustaches.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Well, what is it that you want him to kill? You want to kill guys who are on the fringe of not deserving? Like, no, I don't. Yeah. What is it that you're looking for in the. In his. In his kills? Like, what, What? Like, do you want them to be like, you know, like, oh, they robbed like a white collar crime does that is deserving of the punisher stabbing them in the jugular or, or crippling them? Yeah, but then that is. Yeah, that's a.
Brian Quinn
Okay, right, but let's take that out of it.
Walt Flanagan
Right?
Brian Quinn
I agree that, that like, they're not going to hear that, but like the new chief family was the fucking Italian Mafia. You're telling me you can't tee off on the. On like just have a mowing down scumbags in shark skin suits left and right.
Bryan Johnson
I think they showed that he did do that, though. They showed in flashbacks that that's all he was attacking. And to me, this, this sets up like, because he's looking. He wants to commit suicide in this. This. I thought this was an incred. And so like Disney fucking, like put Mickey in the fucking closet, put a thousand locks on it. And we're like, you're not getting out until this is after this is getting released. Because I cannot believe how bleak it was and how he was going to kill himself at his daughter's grave. He was going to shoot himself. And he keeps seeing hallucinations and by the. Again, spoilers for those who didn't see it. But by the end though, he realizes that he has a purpose now and that he's going to not just kill these guys in shark suits and the mob. Everybody's fair game now. Everybody. Anybody who fucks white collar. No, no, no.
Walt Flanagan
Just. Just bad games.
Bryan Johnson
Well, you know what? Anybody. Anybody who fucks around, they find out. Yeah, they're gonna find out. That's what I got from it. That. I thought that was also insane because you just spent a Decade telling me, like, kind of distancing yourself from this attitude of the Punisher. And now you basically set up as like, all right, this is it. That's why I'm shocked that you didn't, like, embrace this. Because, like, okay. He's like, okay, I'm not going to kill myself. I'm just going to kill every scumbag that I fucking see.
Brian Quinn
Great. That should have been the first scene in the fucking for me.
Bryan Johnson
Okay?
Brian Quinn
I took that journey with this. With this version of this character, with this actor playing him. I've taken that journey with them three and a half times already. Like, I don't need him to reset to zero to learn that he wants to kill scumbags again. Like, scene one, he's in the suit, he's walking around alleyways, he's blown away scumbags. That, to me, is what I wanted.
Bryan Johnson
Well, I think they set that up because that's the Punisher you're going to get from now on.
Brian Quinn
I don't. I don't have any faith in it.
Bryan Johnson
I was so convinced, I would have bet everything that at the end they were going to cop out, that Disney was going to be like, he's going to come to his senses and he's going to be like, okay, I'm going to take down perps, but I'm not gonna murder them. I'll take it to the fucking. As close as I can to the edge of death, but I will not kill them anymore. I really thought that's where we were heading. And I was like, holy fuck. He just. It's not. He's like, I'm still gonna kill him. I'm just gonna kill him in the name of, like, of victims.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
I'm not the only victim.
Brian Quinn
Which, again, like, to me, I would have even accepted that more than enough. Look, and kudos. You're dead right. The violence in it when he gets going is insane. It's like he's putting shotguns in people's faces and, like, blowing away. And, like, so. So I don't mean to say that they didn't fucking nail certain things of it, but, like, I didn't need the journey that you liked, Walt. I did not. Like, I'm like, I already wanted. I wanted the Punisher. We've already dealt with that over fucking so many years already. Like, give me the shark that moves forward. Give me the guy who is already accepted that. Because in the comics, that's not what he is. He's already like, I never should have had a family to begin with, he's like, this is what I do. This is what I always did. This is why I went to Vietnam. This is. This is why I went back to Vietnam three fucking times. Even though I had a wife and kid home, I volunteered to go back because this is who he always was, and he never should have had a family to begin with. Now you release that guy in the streets. Now he's going after the Russian child fucking traffickers. Now he's going after the new cheese. Now he's going after. You know, you don't want to have him go after angels like they did in Marvel Knights and shit like that, but, like, he's already fully formed. I. I don't fault anybody for looking at this and being like, oh, I love everything they got right. But to me, it's just. Still doesn't feel like the Punisher yet. It does not feel like the Punisher or my version of the Punisher, which is Garth Ennis's version of the Punisher.
Walt Flanagan
Are they just. Are they just. Since it's the first episode, are they just setting up for people who are unfamiliar with the Punisher?
Brian Quinn
There's only one episode. It's a special.
Bryan Johnson
I think it kind of leads into the new Spider man movie because he's going to be in it.
Walt Flanagan
Okay.
Bryan Johnson
So I think he's going to be. I imagine it'll be that again, that kind of tornado from Peter Parker will be having to be forced to work with a Punisher but not agree with his methods. You know, which every hero has that conflict when you're. When you kind of mosey on up and all of a sudden you find the Punisher is also involved in whatever situation you're involved in. You have to have that kind of like the wag, the finger, you know, I don't. You can't do this, Frank. You're not. You're no better than them, Frank. If you kill them, Frank, you know, I'm sure we'll get that from Spider man, but I don't think it's gonna stop. I really. Yeah, for me, this felt like a. Like this is. You're getting on the. Getting on the parkway now, and you're about to fly about 100 miles an hour. Oh, I think the Punisher is going to be just this killing machine that you're hoping to see.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, but he's.
Walt Flanagan
He's.
Brian Quinn
That on ramp has gone from the Daredevil second season to the two seasons of the Punisher, through another season of Daredevil through this. But, like, how long is this Fucking on ramp, man. Like, at what point do we get on and just start. It's been years of this guy. And again, I like the actor. I like his take on the Punisher when he's not fucking crying.
Bryan Johnson
Well, don't you see that? Didn't you see the daughter, the little girl he saved in the restaurant? Don't you see that as the metaphor for, like, him realizing that, like, there's other daughters out there and I can. And I can help them. I could save them. He now. I think he now considers himself a hero now.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, but that's wrong for the Punisher too.
Bryan Johnson
But that. But I'm saying that the public or. Or the other characters.
Brian Quinn
But he doesn't consider himself a hero. He does. He never has.
Bryan Johnson
In the pun. I think in this version of, of the Punisher in the Disney mcu, I think Frank Castle will consider himself a necessary force to help people, not to become victims the way his family did. Almost a heroic way. He's gonna do a character.
Brian Quinn
It's a valid read. It's just not a read I want for the Punisher for me. You know what I mean?
Bryan Johnson
You want some cold, clinical.
Brian Quinn
Yes.
Bryan Johnson
Not unemotional robot.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, but he's not. Because even when he goes to Russia and he finds that little girl and he saves her, like, he fucking destroys everybody because she reminds him of his little girl, it's there. It's all there. It's just. And again, like, then the little girl, fucking bright, like, he goes into the fucking deli. He beats the shit out of these fucking guy, one after another.
Bryan Johnson
Oh, he kills you.
Brian Quinn
He kills him. And then this little girl comes up to him, who watched it all happen, who watched her father get beat to shit, who watched her father's delegate get trash, like, comes up to him with this big smile on his face and hands him a rose.
Bryan Johnson
Not a real rose, like a. Like a cardboard. Like a piece of construction paper she made in our class.
Walt Flanagan
Okay.
Brian Quinn
Yeah. And she's like, she. With this big smile over her face. She's stepping over dead bodies to give him this rose. And I'm just like, come on, man.
Bryan Johnson
I agree with that. I agree with your. Your level of like, come on. But I'm surprised that the fact, like, only 10 seconds earlier, he literally stabbed that guy in the face 17 times. Okay. I could. I could take that little bit of corniness.
Brian Quinn
You're right.
Bryan Johnson
To kind of play and show the audience the what clicks, I think, in Frank Castle's brain when she hands him that. Only again, only seconds earlier. He was exactly what Q was looking for right now.
Walt Flanagan
The Punisher kill her father or her relatives.
Bryan Johnson
He saved her. He saved the whole family because.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, saved her family. And killed the bad guys.
Bryan Johnson
And killed all the bad guys. Okay, yeah. Like her father owned the restaurant.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, all right, all right.
Bryan Johnson
And he's being attacked by a group of thugs and everything. And all of a sudden some guy comes in and Punisher literally stabs him in the face 17 times.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
And Q's like, this sucks.
Walt Flanagan
It's not violent enough.
Bryan Johnson
It's not.
Brian Quinn
I tell you what, it's not.
Bryan Johnson
Because he's sensitized. I think, bro.
Brian Quinn
The whole neighborhood's trying to kill him, right? The whole neighborhood. And the cops can't get in the neighborhood. There's burnt cops, cars on the street, and the whole neighborhood. He beats the shit out of this one guy. He stabs him in the face 17 times. And then for some reason which is never explained, the entire neighborhood just stops
Bryan Johnson
hunting him because he stops dead.
Brian Quinn
They're not all dead. They're running around the background.
Bryan Johnson
I don't think.
Brian Quinn
I think that.
Bryan Johnson
I think a lot of what's going on, all that rioting in the background is not. Is people who don't know what's going on and taking advantage of it. That's why there. There's only a certain number of assassins or guys who know what the hell is going on. But I think the whole neighborhood is so ready to explode into lawlessness anyway, as I show earlier, that as soon as they see all this fucking crazy, chaotic violence going on, they're just like whipped up into a frenzy and partake in it as well.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, but it doesn't track because then why were those guys attacking the diner? They were just looting.
Bryan Johnson
Yes.
Brian Quinn
Okay, so what about all the other stores that were getting looted? Punisher just walked right past them. Just go to the diner. Bullet for anybody.
Bryan Johnson
Well, you don't know in the aftermath, because it's a couple of days later or seemingly it feels like time has passed where he shows up now and he's got the skull on and he. And he kills people now who treat. Who commit crimes or victimize people. I think that's what he's going to be looking for. If you victimize somebody, you're toast.
Brian Quinn
I love it. I can't wait to watch that. I would love if they had replaced every scene where he had tears in his eyes with him fucking going after someone and killing someone for fucking around. But again, I. Kudos to Disney for the violence, for even using the Punisher character. I like the actor. I like, I like when he is the Punisher. I like the pun. Let me ask you something. That, that, that, that like 10 minute action sequence where he was like kicking ass through the building. Wouldn't it have been better if he was in a fucking Punisher shirt instead of a hoodie?
Bryan Johnson
It's how weird how we think similar because I thought that too.
Walt Flanagan
He's dressed up like a normal guy.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, he's just in his normal civic because he's being attacked. But I really thought to myself, I thought that for a second and then I realized like, wow, he's really the only character that I can abide by and accept not wearing that costume and still and never feel like I'm missing something because he's not wearing that skull outfit.
Brian Quinn
But how cool is it when they showed him in the outfit later on?
Bryan Johnson
To me, I would like to me like the fact that Disney was like, we're going to give you the Punisher that everybody wants. Even though for the last five to six years we told you that's not the Punisher anyone deserves. Like fucking Mickey pulled down his pants and having a fucking major heart on instead of a fucking vagina. Right. Like, I thought for sure he was gonna be like, I vowed never to kill again. That's what I thought was gonna happen, son. I thought Vicky was gonna pull that on his red shorts and he's gonna have this big fucking pink pussy and like this is the Punisher you get. But instead it was this throbbing fucking massive fucking hairy covered boner filled with testosterone.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, it's like leaking. It's precom.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, you're right. You're right about that. I have no argument there. I was impressed violence. I was impressed that they're even using Punisher. I just, I just think if you're going to touch Manucci and that storyline, just do this.
Bryan Johnson
You thought you felt it deserved to be fleshed out more, her storyline.
Brian Quinn
I think that should have been it. Like, I don't need him crying. I just don't need him crying in a room for 20 minutes. I just didn't, didn't want it, didn't need.
Bryan Johnson
Was disturbing at times of just how like on the, like just on how on edge he was with reality and everything Is such a. It is such a, like a sobering first half of a show though.
Brian Quinn
I would rather they make Franken Castle than give me what they gave me. You understand?
Bryan Johnson
Wow, what a take.
Brian Quinn
So much of him was in the fucking room by himself crying while ghosts yelled at him. I'm like, what is this? What am I watching this?
Walt Flanagan
I'm watching this. I'm getting pulled up. The scene of him getting stabbed in the face 17 times. It's pretty violent. Yeah, it's pretty.
Bryan Johnson
That's why I was like. I thought for sure, like that, like, like Q would have. I would have thought I heard the woo from Staten island from my house, and I didn't hear it. And I was like, now I know why I didn't hear it. I was sitting on my porch going like, man, I can't believe that I haven't heard that.
Walt Flanagan
I guess Q didn't like it.
Brian Quinn
He's just, he's. I love the character too much to twigs to gel with this version of it.
Bryan Johnson
Okay.
Brian Quinn
Is my thing.
Walt Flanagan
All right.
Brian Quinn
But. But I. But it's not one of those things where I'm just like, you fucking idiot for liking it. And that's not the point. I'm just saying I love what. I love that they made it. I love. They did it. I love all the violence. I love all of it. I'm just. It's just my version of the Punisher isn't that bad.
Walt Flanagan
Punisher.
Bryan Johnson
You know what? You know what I would wish he would do instead of where even over wearing the skull? I wish he'd shave.
Brian Quinn
Yeah. I thought he was gonna shave in the end when he came out.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. Like, I don't like. I don't know if I like the Punisher with a full grown beard.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. He's clean shaven, Right. Or like a five o' clock show.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Clean shaven or grizzled.
Walt Flanagan
Right?
Brian Quinn
Yeah. He's a Marine. He keeps himself in fighting shape.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. I'm watching it. Looks like a mountain man.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah.
Brian Quinn
Yeah. And again, I think he's a great actor for it. I love him in the role. Like, visually, he's fucking in the end shot when he's got the gun and he's staring down at you like, and he's got that. And they made the skull so blazing white. I was like, that is fucking awesome. Now start the show. Yeah. Is where I landed on it. But I don't. I don't fault anybody for liking it. I get why people, white people are into it.
Bryan Johnson
Has it been well received?
Tom King
I don't know.
Brian Quinn
I only watched it last night.
Bryan Johnson
Okay.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Well, maybe you'll get what you're looking for in the Spider man movie.
Brian Quinn
I doubt it.
Bryan Johnson
You're so cynical.
Brian Quinn
It's like they're not gonna have him blown away, fools. Like, he's definitely using bean bags or whatever shit in this.
Bryan Johnson
Like, oh, well, it sounds like what you want is like again, what you want him to be blowing away
Walt Flanagan
like shoplifter, eh?
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, you stole a can of soup.
Walt Flanagan
Hungry, are you?
Brian Quinn
There's a great, there's a great scene right in the comics. There's a great scenery where somebody tips him off to the. Some, some low level scumbag tips him off to a drug deal going, a major drug deal. And he goes to the fucking drug deal and he blows everybody away, kills all the drug dealers, right? And there's a pile of fucking heroin on the table. And he tells the guy that gave him the tip, like, I'm gonna fucking, you know that, you know, he didn't say thanks for the tip, but he's like, you got it. Like, get out of here, punk. And he leaves, right? Punisher leaves and then the scumbag comes back and he looks at all the drugs and he picks up his phone and he's like, I got a line of some heroin. We're about to be rich. And the Punisher's fucking hands just come out of the darkness and snap the guy's fucking neck and kill him. That's the shit I want.
Walt Flanagan
He haven't. Hasn't even committed the crime yet.
Brian Quinn
No, he. He told the guy, get the fuck out of here, I'll let you live. And the guy came back, right? To be like, I'm going to sell the drugs and punish him. That's the shit I want. We're not getting that shit.
Walt Flanagan
Preemptive strike.
Brian Quinn
Or there's a scene in fucking where, where this, this little fucking guy beats the piss. I mean, beats the fucking piss out of his face is all lumped up. This isn't Garth Ennis's run. His, his legs are broken, he's all fucked up. And then the, the guy that just beat the shit out of him smacks a little girl. Punisher just gets up, fucking bloody broken bones and just beats the shit out of the guy that was like, just, just housed him fully for 10 minutes. I'm like, that's the Punisher I want. That's the Punisher I want. I never felt like this guy was that guy.
Bryan Johnson
I think emotionally though, that like you, you physically beaten up in the comic book. But I believe the. He was emotionally tortured in the Disney show, right? And he, and he dragged himself up at the end to become in his eyes now the, the victims. Heroes. Victim.
Brian Quinn
Okay, so we have two paths to the same ending, right?
Bryan Johnson
Yeah.
Brian Quinn
And one of them involves an awesome fight against some little guy who's fucking kicking the shit out of him. And you think he's gonna get. The other involves him crying in his room for about 25 minutes before he goes to his daughter's grave. I'm just saying, like, what journey do we want to take to him being the Punisher? That's all I'm saying. But again, I love that they made it. I loved watching it. I love the violence. I love that actor in the role. So, you know, I'm just kind of, you know.
Bryan Johnson
Did you watch the new Precious about it?
Brian Quinn
I watched the first few episodes and I am going to finish it. I just haven't finished it yet.
Bryan Johnson
Okay.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, yeah. You know, it's fine.
Bryan Johnson
It doesn't sound fine.
Walt Flanagan
Doesn't sound fine at all.
Brian Quinn
It's fine.
Tom King
Is everything okay, honey? It's fine.
Brian Quinn
It's fine. It's fine.
Walt Flanagan
No, I feel bad for the people who can't see Q's expression.
Brian Quinn
Oh, it's good. It's good. I like Daredevil. I do like Daredevil. I do like Daredevil. But, like, even the Punisher series, like, remember the second season when he had, like, a teenage girl? That was his sidekick I ever saw. Yeah. All right, so the Punisher is one of my favorite characters all time, and I didn't even finish a series because they. They teamed him up with a teenage girl running around, and she's helping him solve crimes.
Bryan Johnson
I think that was an era where they were like, you. Like, there was, like, a mandate. You can't have the Punisher be the Punisher.
Brian Quinn
You're right.
Bryan Johnson
You know, so. But I think that that fucking mandate has gone away in a dodo bird. If she feels like to me anyway.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, he does stab that guy 17 times.
Walt Flanagan
You are.
Brian Quinn
You are.
Walt Flanagan
You're right.
Brian Quinn
You're right. I'm not. I'm being overly emotional about it.
Bryan Johnson
I think it's okay.
Brian Quinn
How do you feel about his growling?
Walt Flanagan
Uh,
Bryan Johnson
it didn't bother me at all. Yeah, you. It bothered you.
Brian Quinn
It didn't bother me, but it was. It was. It was really noticeable to me a lot in this.
Walt Flanagan
When does he growl? Like, when he's killing people?
Brian Quinn
Yeah, he's, like,
Bryan Johnson
just making these guttural noises.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Which.
Brian Quinn
Which I don't mind.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Brian Quinn
I'm. I'm just. And then what about that scene where he falls off the roof and it looks like it was fucking the worst CGI I've ever seen.
Bryan Johnson
I. When he landed on top of, like, the air Compressor. Whatever the fucking thing was, it didn't bother me.
Brian Quinn
Hey, get him. Could you pull that? Let's see if you can find that.
Tom King
I had just seen it the other day, too.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, that didn't. I did not notice anything out of the ordinary. Sounds like you were. This may be why Q wasn't at the wedding. He was so upset by the Punisher, he couldn't make it out to wedding.
Walt Flanagan
I think that I've considered several different possibilities, never thinking that would have been one of them. Here we go. Okay. Okay. Let's see. So,
Bryan Johnson
yeah, to me, that doesn't look bad at all.
Tom King
They should have, like, cut it, like, a half second earlier.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. Like before, he's, like, floundering around on his back, kicking and stuff.
Tom King
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
Otherwise it doesn't look too bad.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, all right, all right.
Brian Quinn
Like I said, I'm just being nitpicky because.
Bryan Johnson
Because it's your. It's your guy.
Brian Quinn
He's one of my guys. Yeah, he's one of my guys. And Manucci, for anybody that's listening to this that doesn't know, just go read. Welcome back, Frank. It's. It's. She is fucking awesome character. And in this, she was like. She's just an old broad in a wheelchair, man.
Tom King
Played by Judith Light.
Brian Quinn
Yes. What's up?
Tom King
Okay, I'll say.
Walt Flanagan
Played by Judith Light.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, played by. Which. I don't mind. Judas Light actually isn't bad casting for it, but it's like she just sat there and yelled at him. He didn't punch a polar bear, Walt. In the Marnucci storyline, he punches a fucking polar bear just to piss it off so it kills a bunch of fucking Italian grease balls. Give me that chip.
Bryan Johnson
I just don't know if that would have, like, the atmosphere and the tone. I just don't know if you could introduce a taller bear into that fucking episode and not have people go like, what the fuck is going on?
Walt Flanagan
Just to punch him.
Brian Quinn
He falls into the enclosure at the fucking Central Park Zoo until the polar bear enclosures and all these Italian mobsters come after him and he just fucking decides to whack a polar bear in the face to piss it off. And then the polar bear tears all the gangsters apart. It's, like, fucking awesome, man. But, yeah, I don't know. Some people listening are going to agree with me. Some people will not agree with me. And that's all.
Tom King
A little bit of spit coming out of the polar bear's mouth.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. Give the polar bear a good smack.
Brian Quinn
I don't know I don't know. I don't know. But he's got the battle van and Spider Man. I'm happy about that.
Bryan Johnson
That's cool. I didn't know that, but yeah, that's good to hear.
Brian Quinn
In the trailer.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah.
Brian Quinn
He's driving it and Spider man lands on the dashboard of it. I mean, anyway, so I liked it. I didn't love it, let's put it that way.
Walt Flanagan
So anyway, factor.
Tom King
Yeah.
Brian Quinn
I'm not passionate about anything in my life. Like I am about 30 year old comic books and that might be a problem.
Walt Flanagan
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Bryan Johnson
Did you say the word hunger strike?
Walt Flanagan
Hunger strikes. Oh, okay.
Bryan Johnson
Why would factor want to be associated with a hunger strike?
Tom King
What are you on a hunger strike at home about? I'm protesting, Mary Beth.
Walt Flanagan
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Bryan Johnson
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Tom King
Could got the protein.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. If you got the high protein. Yeah. You can grow some muscles and shit
Bryan Johnson
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Walt Flanagan
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Bryan Johnson
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Walt Flanagan
I mean, it's silk Baby Brian Silk Johnson is what they call me. He does a silky smooth stumbling over every fucking word. Wait, that doesn't say organic. It says functional. All right, whatever.
Bryan Johnson
Keep rolling. Don't stop. Keep rolling. Power through it.
Walt Flanagan
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Tom King
How is it AI In Europe, it's illegal.
Brian Quinn
Yes.
Walt Flanagan
What's that?
Tom King
In Europe, it's illegal.
Walt Flanagan
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Bryan Johnson
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Walt Flanagan
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Bryan Johnson
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Walt Flanagan
Yeah. You're a dad and you have all kinds of cables.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, cables coming out of my butthole. And it feels like everyone I pull out of there is the wrong one.
Walt Flanagan
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Bryan Johnson
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Walt Flanagan
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Tom King
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Walt Flanagan
There you go. That's good, right?
Tom King
Oh, yeah.
Walt Flanagan
You've got up to three full phone chargers in your pocket. Ridge was actually built by a father and a son designed to meet the same standard. Dads have every reach every single day. Why couldn't me and Edgar build a fucking power bank? Why did he spend his whole life just yelling at me instead of building power banks.
Tom King
Was he yelling at you to build a power bank?
Walt Flanagan
He was. As a matter of fact. When? No, no more. Does anyone have a charger? And get a dad. Get dad a gift he'll actually use every single day. They look badass. Nice and black. Sleek.
Tom King
They come in a bunch of different colors.
Bryan Johnson
It looks like my old ipod, doesn't it?
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, it does. Yeah. Definitely does. Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
In the dark, I reached for it.
Walt Flanagan
Why my ipod working?
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, it's like my ipod's broke.
Walt Flanagan
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Bryan Johnson
Like, by the hundredth time, I was like, oh, yeah, it's my Ridge.
Tom King
Where's the headphone?
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Bryan Johnson
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Tom King
Well, you did use code tsd.
Bryan Johnson
I did use the code, yes. Come on. Only a fool wouldn't use the code.
Walt Flanagan
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Tom King
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Brian Quinn
Hold on. I want to jump back to Daredevil for just one thing because I was thinking about this while you were talking about it and like, this is the difference between Daredevil and the punishment. This is why when I'm like, it's fine. I literally mean it, Walt. Like the. When I watch the first season, the new Daredevil and he's not even in the suit for half the series. I like Daredevil. I'm not. I don't. I don't feel about Daredevil the way that I feel about Punisher. So I'm able to watch that series and be like, yeah, I love it. It's great. Charlie Cox is great. The show's great. The fight scenes are great. I don't compare it. I don't have something in my heart that I'm comparing it to. You know what I mean?
Bryan Johnson
Right? What's your. So you have. Don't have as much affection for that character as much as the Punisher, So you're able to digest a different version. Then it's not offensive to your what you believe the character should be.
Brian Quinn
Right? That's it. So I could roll with anything. And even with the Punisher, like, I could roll with Cosmic Ghost Rider, can roll with Frankencastle. You know what I mean? Like, I can roll with these things because, like, even though I love the character, I'm like, look, it's comics. Let's do goofy shit like this from time to time. I love it. But. So that's why with Daredevil, I'm like, nah, I like the show. It's fine. Because I don't have that deep emotional attachment.
Bryan Johnson
Is not. They are as strong as it is for Frank Castle.
Brian Quinn
Correct. Right, Right.
Bryan Johnson
I think that's. That's for me, like when Superman came out and. And I didn't really like it, but I wasn't like the last Superman. I forget what it was called was. It was. Didn't have a subtitle.
Brian Quinn
It wasn't man of Steel. It was. That wasn't just. Wasn't just. I don't remember.
Tom King
Yeah, it's just Superman.
Bryan Johnson
It's just Superman. Yeah. I got. Since I I don't have this real strong super emotional attachment. It doesn't bother me that I. That. That it sucks, you know, I'm just like, yeah, whatever.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, yeah, I understand. That's what I was thinking about while we were shilling factor.
Walt Flanagan
Okay. You gotta keep your mind on these sponsors, dude.
Brian Quinn
I know.
Walt Flanagan
Gotta think about factor.
Brian Quinn
You're right.
Tom King
You're right. That's all I think about.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. Yeah. So, very big weekend last week. The Jimmy and Michelle wedding.
Brian Quinn
Yes.
Walt Flanagan
Q. You couldn't attend? You had other obligations.
Brian Quinn
I was in Los Angeles.
Walt Flanagan
Walt. You eventually showed up.
Bryan Johnson
I did.
Tom King
And Teddy.
Walt Flanagan
And Teddy. Yeah. Let me just real quick. Like, I thought that when Walt got there, he showed up around like 8 o' clock or so. Yeah, about 8 o'. Clock. I thought Walt was going to be the big hit. Like, holy shit. He actually came, which there was some of that. But the biggest hit was. I mean, people could not leave Teddy alone.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, Teddy was getting really weirded out at a certain point.
Walt Flanagan
So much attention paid to him. There was one kid who was like, he would not leave him the fuck alone. He was like, teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
Bryan Johnson
I guess if you're a kid at a wedding is so boring.
Walt Flanagan
You're just a dog.
Bryan Johnson
Introduction of a dog is just like, oh, my God. Thank God. Something.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, something happened. A dog showed up. Yeah. So. So we, we got there. Me and Marybeth got there. We had an Airbnb with Frank and Mary, 5 and Troy, which was really nice. It was. Those people are really fun to hang around with. I. I love Frank and Mary, obviously. I love Troy, too, but, like, they're. I can see why you want to go on trips with them.
Bryan Johnson
They're very easy going.
Walt Flanagan
Very easy going. Very fun. They're funny. Like, hanging around with them.
Bryan Johnson
They're good, good people.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, they're great. Love them. Let's see. Frank didn't bring a jacket or an umbrella. Or an umbrella.
Bryan Johnson
I thought he was wearing a jacket when I got there, though.
Walt Flanagan
He was, but he had to go to Walmart and buy it. And he bought the thinnest, cheapest possible jacket. And it's like. It's like 45 fucking degrees out.
Bryan Johnson
That's Frank. I mean, he gets annoyed when I, when I. When I throw a little jabs at. He's cheap, but. Oh, yeah, every time, Every time when he steps up, it seems like, yeah, he goes to the cheap route.
Walt Flanagan
It's like it rained and you could see his nipples through it. There was a caterer who, like, he was. He was the guy he cooked like the. You didn't see it, Walt, but he cooked this giant pig. I mean, you saw it get him, right? I mean, the thing was like, what, £400 or something? It was huge.
Tom King
Yeah, it was big pig.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, it was huge. And we walked by and Mary Beth goes, oh, I don't want to. I don't want to look at that. And he heard it was at the
Bryan Johnson
head on it still.
Walt Flanagan
Head was on it still. She mentioned that she didn't want to see it. This guy went full bore. No. No pun intended. Full bore into like. You want to hear about pigs? Well, first he was like, every woman that walked by, he would, like, you want to see my hog? Evidently, this is. I know Jimmy's going to be upset because this is a very good buddy of his.
Bryan Johnson
Okay?
Walt Flanagan
But this guy was a fucking moron. He really was. You liked him, too?
Tom King
I wrote that line down. I added to my repertoire.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, did you? You want to see my hog? Well, you have to have a pig next to you in order to do it.
Brian Quinn
Get him. Please don't add that to your repertoire.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, I think that's a bad idea. But he launches into this, like, anti pig diet tribe where, like, pigs are bad. If you. If you put a hand near them, they'll eat it. If you put your foot near them, they'll eat it.
Tom King
They're.
Walt Flanagan
They're horrible creatures. No, all I've heard about pigs is that they're smart.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. They can cry.
Tom King
We saw pigs and cry.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, yeah, I saw babe. Yeah. Babe in the city.
Brian Quinn
Yeah. Stick a Punisher fucking shirt on that pig if he's gonna cry.
Walt Flanagan
But this guy. And you missed this too, Walt, before. Or at the sort of. Like at the end of dinner, but before the cake showed up, he goes into this full on, like, hey, everybody, listen to me. Like, in front of everyone, like, the
Tom King
whole center of the tent.
Walt Flanagan
The center of the tent in the reception, he start. He goes into the same thing, the same speech about how pigs are awful and how they will.
Bryan Johnson
Was there a lot of people who maybe. Did he feel that the people weren't enjoying the pig?
Tom King
It was delicious.
Walt Flanagan
I didn't get that feeling.
Bryan Johnson
Like, was it a lot of the pig left at the end of the night?
Walt Flanagan
Well, he did complain that people were eating too much shrimp and not enough pork.
Bryan Johnson
Well, there you go.
Walt Flanagan
That was one of his beef.
Tom King
I didn't see shrimp.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, it was like little shrimp for the tacos.
Tom King
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. To put them on the tacos. But I guess people were taking the shrimp instead of the pork and that. That seemed to set them off. And I mean, I wish. Did you. You didn't happen to record it? Because I didn't know he was going to go into this.
Tom King
No.
Walt Flanagan
So I didn't record it.
Tom King
I saw, like, one picture of it, and I'm not sure where it was,
Walt Flanagan
but holy shit, man. Like, if I was Jimmy, I would have been like, like, all right, guy. All right, let's. Let's move on with the. With the reception. Like, enough with the anti pig shit. Enough with the fucking. Like, pigs will eat your hands. Enough with.
Bryan Johnson
Let's see. Trying to rally people to be like, I fucking hate pigs. Let me go fucking eat that motherfucker.
Walt Flanagan
It really seemed that way. Yeah. Like, you didn't eat enough pork.
Bryan Johnson
Like, let's fucking think, like, villainizing the pig would have made people want to eat it more.
Walt Flanagan
You know what? That's not a fucking angle that I would have considered, but it sounds smart to me.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, fuck these pigs. Give me a taco.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, exactly. I could not believe it. Like, the dude had definitely had main character syndrome. To quote a recent, like, thing that
Tom King
people appreciate his, like, dedicating the head of the pig to the. To the bridal couple.
Walt Flanagan
I'm sure that that was something they were into, Jimmy and Michelle, but no.
Tom King
Okay.
Walt Flanagan
Like, I think for most people, it's horrifying for him to be holding up a pig head and being like, this is for you guys.
Tom King
It is the most delicious part of the pig, though.
Walt Flanagan
He carried it over to them. Yeah. Like, that's what barbacoa is made out of. Right. Like the skin, the cheek of a pig, evidently the most tender part of the animal. And he carries this, the fucking head of the pig, up to the. In front of everybody, to the couple, and then just, you know, tells them that the skin of the cheek is the most tender part. And, like, did he cut it off right then and there? I. I couldn't see from where we were sitting.
Tom King
I'm not sure. He was definitely. I just sent you guys the picture. It's the. It was on a platter, like a specially made platter that he put right in front of the bride and groom, right on their table.
Walt Flanagan
But to me, the funniest thing about this main character guy was that I found out afterwards that I guess he didn't have people to help him, like, prep food and wash dishes. Like, he didn't bring anybody with him. So Justin, Kyle and the wannabes are pressed into service, like, literally all day Saturday. Justin Kyle is prepping food, chopping up salads, making, you know, chopping up the pork, I guess, washing dishes. Like, he sent me a picture on Sunday morning. He's like. He's like, final stretch or something like that. It's a sink full of pots that has to wash. I'm like, what a great guy.
Bryan Johnson
I was going to say, that is admirable as hell.
Tom King
Ambassador.
Walt Flanagan
I guess so. Yeah. Even had his ambassador patch on.
Bryan Johnson
That is like, so, like, he. How did he. How did he. How did the caterer know to ask him, though?
Walt Flanagan
I don't know. I must. Maybe he asked Jimmy, and Jimmy was like, hey, these guys are here. They'll probably help you.
Bryan Johnson
Oh, you know, I would have liked to get in that kitchen and do some.
Walt Flanagan
Do some pot washing.
Bryan Johnson
Pot washing, you know, like this way, like, I don't have to have that awkward feeling as people come up to me and like, oh, hi.
Walt Flanagan
Right. Hello. It's just you and your pots.
Bryan Johnson
So Jimmy's married, huh? This is great.
Walt Flanagan
Doesn't Michelle look beautiful?
Bryan Johnson
What time is it? Oh, only three hours to go. Like, as I talk, like a robot.
Walt Flanagan
Right. But you know what? Like, thinking about it now, like, if I was at your wedding and you're like, dude, man, like, the guy fucked up. There's not enough people to wash pots. Can you help me out 100%? I'd be in that kitchen washing pots, you know? So I guess maybe he and Jimmy are better friends than I was aware of. But, like, this guy really should have brought more people with him instead of just him. Like, he should have predicted that.
Bryan Johnson
Well, yeah. I mean, yeah, shit happened. So.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, I guess so. Teddy was a big hit. What else? I got here. Michelle gave me at the end of the wedding. She gave me a big hug, and her strap popped on her dress, and her heaving bosom nearly presented itself to me. But remembering that she was a married woman, I carefully averted my gaze. Oh, I was proud of myself.
Bryan Johnson
Gentlemen. What a gentleman. To mention it on a podcast.
Walt Flanagan
I just want everybody to know what a great guy I am.
Brian Quinn
I thought it was Prima Nocturne for a second.
Walt Flanagan
Let's see, what else do we got? Gidem's new look, which was really weird.
Bryan Johnson
What did you think of Gideum's new hairdo?
Tom King
You can't really see it.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, you didn't see it?
Brian Quinn
I don't. I didn't hold someone. Jimmy sent me a picture from the wedding. Let me look of the gru. He sent me a group shot.
Bryan Johnson
You can look up now. Look at your screen.
Brian Quinn
Okay. Oh, you buzzed the head, huh?
Tom King
Yeah.
Brian Quinn
Fuck yeah, man. Looks alright. Oh, I see the monk thing. Oh yeah. Oh, you look good.
Walt Flanagan
This is from, this is a character from deep space.
Tom King
Character from the Next Generation.
Walt Flanagan
Next Generation.
Tom King
Q brings them to Sherwood Forest and they make. Dana becomes Friar Tuck.
Bryan Johnson
So, so no kidding, Q. So I had my grandson's first birthday party the afternoon of the wedding. So I, when that wrapped up, I was able to drive up to the wedding. So they were well into the wedding by the time I got there. And as you know, there were requests for people to come in, not costumes. What you call.
Tom King
She said embrace whimsy.
Bryan Johnson
Embrace whimsy. And people were dressed as characters from movies. And like Jimmy was the joker for the Nicholson Joker.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, they had like one guy was dressed as Swear engine. One guy was dressed as Beetlejuice.
Tom King
One guy was dressed as Jimmy.
Walt Flanagan
One guy was dressed as Jimmy. Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
So I came as the Baron.
Brian Quinn
Oh, really? That's fucking cool.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, me and Teddy. Teddy was not in costume. But me and Teddy get out of the car within the first minutes of me walking in there. I'm looking around, I'm seeing some people dressed up and oh, I, I, I'm talking to, I think it was Rupper Chuck. I don't know who it was I was talking to or maybe it was Frank. And I look over and I'm like, wow, look at some of these costumes. And I see some guy, he looks like a druid. Like he's got the long robe on and he, he looks like Friar Tuck or whatever, but his face is all like all white and everything. And I go. And I said to, I said to the guys, I'm like, who the fuck is that guy? What's he supposed to be? And they look at me with this face on. They're like, what are you talking about? And I'm like, like, who is that guy? They're like, let's fucking get him. And I was like, what? I go, he looked so sick and fucking ill.
Walt Flanagan
Weren't you know what I noticed? His face is all white. His eyes looked like two little dark coals. Like they were so small.
Tom King
I can't do contact lenses, otherwise I would have done.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, I was absolutely blown away. And I was like, that's get him. I had to hear the voice come out of the fucking person to finally be like, to have my brain like, settle on. Oh, yeah, it is. Get him.
Walt Flanagan
Right.
Brian Quinn
I'm looking at him right now. I'm seeing him, I'm seeing Chuck as Mr. Moneybags. I guess.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. Walt here breaking into the show for a very special announcement. It is with great anticipation and excitement to reveal that in the June, July and August cycle of the TESD Patreon for the select few who are in the Bullet, Bulldog and Adamant tears, you will be receiving your very own limited Sunday Jeff in action figure. That's right. These aren't some overproduced by the millions cheap ass baby Yoda figures that'll be clogging up the store shelves all summer. This is a sleek, regal old man figure like the ones Jeff used to collect when he was a kid, when toys were toys and men were men. So if you want your very own Sunday Jeff in action figure, you must join the TSD Patreon in at least the Bullet tier in May. You must join before June 1st and stay through the month of July. And then in July, you'll be sent your very own Sunday Jeff in action figure. All right, back to the show. But real quick, if you haven't received your Baron Von Flanagan in an action figure, please contact k m e w e s2k muse2mail.com and I'll look into it for you. All right. Okay, back to the show.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, get him. Like, how did it feel to shave the head? Are you gonna stick with it?
Tom King
I'm not sure. It's, it's, it's, it's weird. It's like feeling the, you feel, you feel like the breeze more and everything.
Bryan Johnson
Who was Tommy Lincoln supposed to be again?
Walt Flanagan
Oh, Tim Curry from the Worst Witch.
Tom King
From the word, the worst, the grand, the Grand Wizard.
Bryan Johnson
I felt so horrible. He came over to me and he shook my hand and he goes. And he, like, kind of like presented himself, like, what do you think? And I was like. And I was like, oh, dude, you fucking, you're rocking that. You look just like that guy from Sailor Moon. I said. And he said. And he didn't, like, he didn't laugh or anything goes. Yeah, yeah. And so I, I, he looks just like the guy from Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon, the male character. I don't know what his name is.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, I thought you meant Sailor Moon herself. A lot of gay guys, like, dressing up like Sailor Moon. A lot of overweight gay guys, to be specific.
Bryan Johnson
No, there's a dude who wears a tuxedo in Sailor Moon. I don't know who he is, but I thought that's who. And that would have been the era of the guys who may have been into Sailor Moon, right?
Walt Flanagan
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Would have been Tommy Lincoln's age. And then I Felt so bad when he was like, no, no, I'm not. I'm not the guy from Sailor Moon. I think I offended him.
Walt Flanagan
Really?
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
I felt bad.
Tom King
Tuxedo mask?
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. That's the iPhone. Yeah. Pull up a picture of a tuxedo mask. No. Am I wrong?
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Tom King
Like, he's just wearing a tuxedo and a cape.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, that's it. He looks like Tommy Lincoln.
Tom King
Tommy had the. You know, the bat around his neck and everything.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, I could have. I would have bet.
Walt Flanagan
I could see why you'd make the mistake.
Bryan Johnson
I lost a lot of bets this weekend. I would have went all in on Q, like in the Punisher. I went all in on fucking Tommy Lincoln was the dude from Sailor Moon. And that weird pale ass druid was not. Get him
Tom King
pastels and Tim Curry.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. I don't know. But it was good. I did the. So Bry, Frank, Troy, they want. They got. They blew out of there, man. They. They didn't see the end of the party.
Walt Flanagan
Too cold. It's like 45 degrees out. It had just got done raining. The whole place is muddy. We've been there for, what, six hours at this point? I was like, yeah, I think I'm done. I think I'm done wearing a suit jacket.
Tom King
All I'm wearing is a one layer of a monk.
Walt Flanagan
A monk's robe. What was hysterical, that really cracked me up was like, walt shows up, you know, and we hung around for a little while and then we said, you know, our goodbyes to Walt. And the next morning, it's early. It's real early. And Frank goes to me, he's like, are you gonna go to the brunch? And I said, no, I don't think we're gonna. I think gonna. We're gonna skip the brunch. He's like, really? Because Walt's going. I was like, what? He goes, yeah, he stayed over last night. And I'm like, what? And he goes, yeah, he said that he wanted to go to the brunch, so he stayed for the Faygo Armageddon. And then he and Teddy were staying overnight, and then he was going to the brunch the next morning. And I was like, so you think that Walt Flanagan, after all his friends left, is hanging around for hours afterwards to see the Faygo Armageddon? And not only. Not only that, a guy who's on record is saying he hates sleeping anywhere but his own bed is going to the brunch. And he's like, let me text him. He woke me up 7 o' clock
Bryan Johnson
in the morning because I text. He asked. I got home. When I was driving home from the wedding, I got home and Frank asked how it was. And I was just being like. I was just doing a joke. It was like, it was so awesome. I decided to stay for brunch. I'm sleeping in one of the cabins. I wrote, assuming that there's no way on the planet that he thought I was serious.
Walt Flanagan
100%. He's such an innocent, like, oh, poor you, Frank.
Brian Quinn
Well, Jimmy. Jimmy told me that you took part in the Faygo.
Bryan Johnson
I did.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, you actually were there for that?
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, I stayed to the Faygo. I went over to partake in it. I had Gatum hold Teddy because I didn't want Teddy getting sprayed with soda.
Tom King
I was worried about getting hit in the neck with a bottle or something.
Bryan Johnson
So I walk over there and there's one of the wannabes can attest to this. I'm about. I kind of got a little bit on my hand, a little bit. A little bit of spray. And then I see like, they set up these strobe lights.
Tom King
It was like. Yeah, like RGB strobe lights. Yeah, yeah.
Bryan Johnson
They said in this little patch of green land, you know, in grass far from the tent, they set up these strobe lights and there's like, like, I don't know, about 50 people in almost like a mosh pit. And they're going to start spraying them with the soda. So I guess when the liquid goes in the air, it looks cool because the strobe lights.
Walt Flanagan
Right.
Bryan Johnson
Different color strobe lights. There you go. And it was like, it was like slow motion. I just see a full, like 3 liter bottle of soda just go about 20ft in the air. And it is coming right towards me. It is like, it was like something out of like NFL films, you know, when the ball is just in the air forever.
Walt Flanagan
You're just watching it.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, just watching it. And I'm like, oh, my God, that's going to fucking hit me. And I moved out of the way and it hit right at my feet. Now, it wouldn't have probably knocked me out, but if it hit me in the face, it probably would have broke my nose, though. And I gotta know, why the fuck would somebody do that?
Walt Flanagan
Throw a bottle of water, throw a
Bryan Johnson
full 3 liter bottle 20ft in the air, not knowing where it's gonna land? It could land anywhere, including hitting somebody right in the face.
Walt Flanagan
Right. Like, what would happen if you weren't paying attention?
Bryan Johnson
I would have been injured.
Tom King
I think the first rule of the Faygogeddon is pay attention.
Walt Flanagan
Second rule of fayogeddon.
Bryan Johnson
And so I said. I turned to the guy, and I was like, all right. I think the universe is telling me it's time. It's. It's time to go home.
Walt Flanagan
Right.
Bryan Johnson
I got.
Tom King
I walked over.
Bryan Johnson
I got Teddy, and I was like, tell Jimmy congratulations. I'm out. And I just left. Yeah. With all the fago, Armageddon was still going on.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
Before I left, I seriously considered taking Tom to a men's shelter. If you had seen the way his wife was going after him.
Bryan Johnson
Tom Miloski.
Walt Flanagan
I want to have her on the show.
Bryan Johnson
Okay.
Walt Flanagan
He was going after her, so she was going after him so hard. Like, he goes over to do something. She's like, well, why are you over there? Make eye contact.
Tom King
I think the question was, there was a guy who. A friend of Jimmy's known as Hater.
Walt Flanagan
Right.
Tom King
And the question was, why is he hater? Why is this.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, he's gonna walk over there.
Tom King
And we walked over, and she's like, this is podcast Tom. I don't live with this Tom. Like, this guy, you know, Podcast Thomas, outgoing, ask questions, and this is not who I live with.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, that's what she said. She's like, well, you're. You're different when you're with your podcast buddies.
Bryan Johnson
Really? So Tom kind of lets it hang all out, right? It all hang out when he's with his podcast friends.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Evidently, I do that, too, though. Like, when I go to family events and everything. You know, I'm not like. Like. Like the gift of gab, where I'm talking to everybody.
Walt Flanagan
Mickey has a vagina.
Bryan Johnson
Is that a goofy list? Yeah. I'm very reserved, and nobody would ever think that I talk, let alone. Let alone people pay to hear me talk.
Tom King
Is he functionally muted?
Bryan Johnson
So, yeah, I get it. Yeah. Like, I feel that is. That is common. I bet you that Tom, when he's at home, isn't as vocal as he is when he's on mic.
Walt Flanagan
Right.
Brian Quinn
You know what I find interesting is I have to cut myself in half to do this show. Like, I tamped down on my personality.
Bryan Johnson
Really?
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
How come?
Brian Quinn
Because I would have been canceled 50 times over. I said, are you kidding me?
Tom King
We're only getting activist punisher thoughts.
Brian Quinn
Shit. I was saying before we came on air is the real me.
Bryan Johnson
So you feel like you have to, like, subdue the real Cue on Mike?
Walt Flanagan
He ain't the only one. People really hate me. What I thought.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. I feel. I. I Have to, like, ramp it up. Because if not, you know, get a kid, attest. I mean, we go for, like, six days in a row, and, like, not a syllable is spoken, just grunts. Wow, that's interesting.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. I would like to have her on just to see how different he is and have him on, too, to defend himself.
Bryan Johnson
You think she would. Come on.
Walt Flanagan
I don't know. She seemed pretty open. Like, she seemed. She was very friendly and, like, talkative and stuff. So, yeah, she might come on. Especially if it's to rag on Tom.
Tom King
Maybe we could do another Newlywed Game.
Walt Flanagan
Oh.
Bryan Johnson
Oh, that would be interesting.
Walt Flanagan
It's not a bad idea. That'd be fun.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
I almost saw Natalie in all. In all her glory. Another. Yeah. Chuck's girl. Yeah. Like, there was a unisex bathroom, and somebody was like, okay, come on in. And so I. I don't know why they said come in, because it was only two stalls and they were both taken.
Bryan Johnson
Did the stalls have, like, separation? Like. Like. Not like that.
Walt Flanagan
It wasn't like, the steakhouse, but I guess Natalie's in one, and so I assume that the other one was open. So I. But I accidentally knocked on the one that Natalie was in. She goes, I'm in here. Kicks the door open for some reason, and she's sitting there on the bowl.
Bryan Johnson
Wow, you've got a lot of action.
Walt Flanagan
Every time I turned around, another woman was like, check me out.
Bryan Johnson
So you saw. Like, that's, like, one of the most personal things you can do. And now.
Walt Flanagan
Right.
Bryan Johnson
You think even Chuck has seen it?
Walt Flanagan
I don't think so. I think it's me. And then maybe Chuck, maybe.
Tom King
You feel like you're in a special club when you catch someone on the toilet, don't you?
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. I didn't see anything, but it was still just as good.
Tom King
Oh, let me tell you what happened to Key West.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. Yeah. So the wedding was nice. It was. It was really nice.
Bryan Johnson
You would have thought, we know the marriage of two Juggalos. It would have been a bit more.
Tom King
I was. That's why I went with the face paint.
Bryan Johnson
Crazy.
Tom King
I was expecting way more face paint.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, it was a bit like, to
Tom King
make up because Jimmy didn't do the full Nicholson Joker face paint. I was. I was picturing there'd at least be some Juggalo face going on, and when there wasn't, I was really. I was really surprised.
Bryan Johnson
No, I was. I was not surprised, but it was nice. But it was a very. It was much more traditional wedding than I would have had thought. Considering that those. You know, the Juggalos have such a reputation.
Walt Flanagan
Right. Right.
Tom King
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
You know?
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. There was one guy, I think one guy that was, like, trying to start a fight. That black dude. Frank told me that he was. He was very aggressive with people, and I guess he was drinking. He was carrying a bottle around with him.
Tom King
No, I didn't notice.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, I was drinking, too, so. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't. That's what Frank said, that he was. He was more aggressive than, say, the rest of the people there.
Tom King
No one really gets aggressive towards a monk, so.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, that's true. That's true. Holy, man. I.
Tom King
There was axe throwing. There was archery.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, I missed all that.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, There was, like, a thing where you put a candle into a paper boat and set it afloat. I'm not sure. What was that supposed to symbolize?
Tom King
I have no clue.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, I don't know.
Tom King
I didn't. I was tough to get down to the lake for me, because.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, right. Walt. You wouldn't appreciate this because you don't know, but Richard Christie was the officiant. He.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
I was so happy to see him, man.
Brian Quinn
I'm sorry. I was. I was sorry to miss Richard. He's a great guy, man.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
What's he from?
Walt Flanagan
Howard Stern show.
Bryan Johnson
He's a regular.
Walt Flanagan
He's. Yeah, he's a regular. He's a. He's a writer. And he's on screen, too.
Bryan Johnson
How did Jimmy swing that?
Walt Flanagan
Because I texted Richard. Yeah. I texted Richard and I said, hey, would you be interested in doing this? And then I put him in touch with Jimmy.
Bryan Johnson
Oh, nice.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah.
Brian Quinn
So great, dude.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. So I'm going out to lunch with him in the city pretty soon, so I'll text you and. Oh, yeah, we'll set it up.
Brian Quinn
I'd love to come.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, sure.
Brian Quinn
He usually goes to Big Slick, that charity thing I do every year, so I'm hoping to hang with him.
Walt Flanagan
Okay.
Brian Quinn
I'd love to go to lunch.
Walt Flanagan
All right.
Brian Quinn
With him. I went to lunch with him and Sal a few months back, and. And we were talking about you, so it'd be great to get us all together.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. What else? I have to. I got. They used to call them bifocals. Now they call them progressives, so you don't sound as old, but I'm that old. I have to. I had. When I went to the eye doctor, and I had, like, the. The bottom part is going to be for reading, and then the top part is, like, you know, so I can see a little Bit of a dis. Like, they're not that bad.
Bryan Johnson
How come you can't do the Lasik anymore?
Walt Flanagan
I think I could, but it's just not as effective, you know, because your
Bryan Johnson
eyes are too old.
Walt Flanagan
I think they're. They're too old. Plus you get it done once, and every time you get it done, it's like they take a layer of skin off. So it's like. I think it's like, becomes more. Not dangerous, but it comes with more risks.
Bryan Johnson
When you kind of risks, like blindness, I think.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, I think you go blind, I think.
Bryan Johnson
Is that too big a risk?
Walt Flanagan
Ah, kind of. Yeah. I thought about it.
Tom King
Seeing Eye Dog.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. But that ties into something that Ginham told me that people on. People on Reddit are like, saying I should shave my head because I'm that bald at this point. No, I, I get them. No, not get them.
Bryan Johnson
Didn't say people on Reddit, but go get them. Like, shave it. Like, get him.
Walt Flanagan
I guess so. Yeah, go get them. But I'm like, look, I got hair up front. I got, I got like, I. My wife is nice to me. She's like, oh, it's thinning. No, it's not. I got a bald spot. Right. I can, I can agree with that. But to say, like, I should shave my head at this point, Look, I'm tall, so a lot of people don't even see the top of my head. And if they do, what do I give a fuck? Why would I shave the rest of the. Like, the hair from the front looks fine.
Bryan Johnson
I think you, your hair, if you grow your beard a little bit, you could, like, maybe even, like, curl it, push it up. Yeah, or like, comb it over to
Walt Flanagan
the back of my head. Look, it's almost reaching. Yeah, it's getting there a little bit longer.
Bryan Johnson
It looks like, who's that dude from a big fortuna.
Tom King
Yeah. So it's this photo of. Because they, they got him from behind.
Walt Flanagan
They're like, oh, yeah, Johnson should go to our bald.
Bryan Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Walt Flanagan
Like every, Like, I want to see these. I want to see what they look like. I don't mind if you post a, like, a picture or a comment about me that's negative or whatever, but post a picture of yourself along with it so we can all see what the fuck you look like.
Bryan Johnson
And if they're not there yet, guess what you're gonna be at some point.
Walt Flanagan
Yep. Someday you'll be 58 and be like, I should have made fun of Johnson. Now look at me.
Tom King
But then I showed him, and I post. I posted the pictures of me going bald, and I posted it to our bald. And Bry was amazed at how positive people on Reddit can be.
Walt Flanagan
It's crazy. It's crazy. I don't think I've heard one positive comment about me on Reddit. And like, it was just. He's reading these comments, just a string of fucking, like, you look great. Way to go get him. You look like a sexy Viking. All this other shit.
Tom King
And a lot of people don't even know who I am. You know, just.
Bryan Johnson
Does that do anything for you?
Tom King
What?
Bryan Johnson
Those comments.
Tom King
A little.
Bryan Johnson
Really? It does. It's.
Tom King
It's.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, just strangers making those comments, you know, who made them. But, like, the fact that you read them helps your psyche a little.
Tom King
It's positive. Just. Just general positivity. Like, you know, it's just like, it's like, you know, standing next to a warm fire, like, you just feel that warmth and it's like, okay.
Walt Flanagan
Really?
Tom King
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Okay.
Walt Flanagan
Definitely better than strangers. Like, cut your hair, you look bald. Definitely better.
Brian Quinn
Why don't you do like it is.
Bryan Johnson
But you're putting this kind of validation on from strangers, you know, And I'm
Tom King
just saying it feel. Like I said, it feels nice, like when you're standing next to a warm fire, like, it's. It's just nice to feel positivity.
Bryan Johnson
All right.
Walt Flanagan
I don't get that that often.
Tom King
Like when people, you know, well, if
Bryan Johnson
you threw some shit away, maybe you get some positivity around here.
Tom King
But yeah, it's strangers, you're looking at you and just. Just telling you, hey, look, you know what? You look good. Yeah, it looks nice on you.
Brian Quinn
Okay.
Walt Flanagan
I.
Tom King
Because you. I guess when you do this, like, massive transformation, you kind of need that,
Bryan Johnson
you know, you look like. Well, you look like a Hell's Angel. You look like if you changed your demeanor and your voice was not so corny, like, you know, and if you had like a more gruffer voice, no one would fuck with you.
Walt Flanagan
Out more of a growl than a.
Bryan Johnson
Like, he looks like somebody that you wouldn't want to fuck with, right?
Walt Flanagan
No, definitely.
Bryan Johnson
But then when you see him walk and he could barely fucking shamble an inch.
Walt Flanagan
Right?
Bryan Johnson
So they don't move if you don't
Walt Flanagan
move and don't talk.
Tom King
Yeah. Just stand there stoically.
Bryan Johnson
I mean, you're the epitome of a victim as soon as you talk and move.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. Like, if you were to like, they like, stationed him outside the club so no non club members got in. Just like, with his arms crossed in front of him. Yeah, he would look pretty badass.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, he would. He looks like a hell's age.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. Look at you. Yeah, but. But if you're like, you can't come in.
Bryan Johnson
You can rock that shit if you start telling people, you know, you see these two front teeth that are missing? You should see the other.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Bryan Johnson
That's what you want. People make fun of you for not having the two front teeth. That's what you got to do.
Tom King
Ain't gonna be making fun of me anymore.
Bryan Johnson
Well, yeah. Again, they gotta work on the voice, though.
Tom King
Okay.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah, that sounds like a fucking animated.
Tom King
Maybe a Frank Castle.
Bryan Johnson
Sounds like an Animaniac.
Tom King
Frank Castle growl.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah.
Tom King
No crying.
Walt Flanagan
You would sound cooler if you had one of those cancer modulators. What happened? Oh, I listened to Walt. I was like. I was thinking about you, Walt. You know, I was like, should I go into New York to do this? I fucking. Really. I don't like going into New York. But you know what? Walt's like, you know, you gotta get out of your house more. Do more stuff. That way you'll have shit to talk about. So I saw this serial killer exhibition in New York.
Brian Quinn
Whoa.
Walt Flanagan
And I was like. It was downtown. So I'm like, downtown? I don't mind going to as much as, like, midtown. So I'm like, all right, downtown's not so bad. I'll go down there. And I walk in, and the first thing is a bunch of, like, pictures of the serial killers. And there's no. Like. There's no information beneath them. You're just supposed to. It's just like, these are the guys you're gonna learn about. But as I'm starting to go through the exhibition, I'm like, it's a lot of reading, which I hate in museums. It's a lot of, like, these placards with like, okay, this is about David Berkowitz. This is about John Wayne Gacy. Not crazy about it. Because I'm like, I know if wanted to do this, I just sit home and read Wikipedia. I don't need to come here to read this shit. But what really fucking burned me was that, okay. I'm like, okay, here's the artifacts. Here's, like, the. The phone that they use. Here's a gun that they used. Nope. Here's a gun that's similar to the one that he used. And it wasn't even similar. The guy used a.22. There was a.357 in the display. Here's. Here's a. Here's this. That was a replica of this. Here's something that was similar to this. And that was all it was. I knew every single serial killer knew all about them and the replica shit. I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me. There was no murderabilia, no, like, actual artifacts or anything. I would not recommend this. If you're. If you're a newbie, you don't know anything about serial killers, you might be into it, but if you know, like, even have a passing interest in serial killers, you're not going to enjoy it.
Bryan Johnson
What do you think about that? That startles me that there is actually an exhibition about something like this. Doesn't this glorify and give exactly what you don't like? The message is, if you're a good enough serial killer, you may get in a museum one day. That is fucked up.
Walt Flanagan
You might have people coming to you.
Bryan Johnson
That is insane. When I.
Walt Flanagan
When you think about you, you literally
Bryan Johnson
have now people going to see an exhibition about the worst people on earth. It's like that, to me, blows my mind. Like, isn't that the absolute, the wrongest message you can send?
Walt Flanagan
Well, I guess then you wouldn't be learning about Hitler. You wouldn't be learning about this guy or that guy. Like, anybody evil learning, but, like, it
Bryan Johnson
feels like it's a. Come on, man. How much did it pay? Did they have to pay to get in?
Walt Flanagan
30 bucks a person. Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah. Who's that money going towards?
Walt Flanagan
I don't know. To tell you the truth. I'm not even sure it's not going to the serial killers. I know that much. But it's like, I guess these are people who set this up. Yeah. It's like, it's a business, so they're profiting off of it for sure.
Brian Quinn
Whoa.
Bryan Johnson
That is. That blows my mind because that is absolutely. There's some really fucking broken people out there who fantasize about shit like that. If I kill enough people, you know, I'll be a David Berkowitz and I'll. Maybe I'll have a wing in the fucking dedicated to me in the Museum of Natural Born Killers.
Brian Quinn
I don't know if, like, possibility of being in a museum is enough to tip someone over to killing.
Bryan Johnson
You don't think that they want that fame? There's a certain level of.
Brian Quinn
No, I do, but I think some of them do. I think most of them would like not to get caught, right? Isn't that better for them?
Walt Flanagan
For the most part. But some people, like, BTK almost want to get.
Bryan Johnson
They want that Recognition.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, they need, they want, they want
Bryan Johnson
to be the best. Considered one of the all time bests in the field of killing.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, but I just think the problem is the psychopathy, not the fame fucking like, you know, if anything's going to make him start killing people, it's going to be the fact that they get a hard dick when they kill people, you know, not that they might be in a shitty museum in Manhattan in 20 years.
Walt Flanagan
They do say that in the papers all the time though. They're like, you know, let's not, let's not, let's talk about the victims, not the killer. You know, like when these spree killers go, you know, like mass killers and
Tom King
shit, don't mention their name, don't mention
Walt Flanagan
the name, don't put them in the paper.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
Could you imagine the relatives of some of these victims? Would they ever get it when that there's a fucking, an exhibition about the person who killed their loved one if
Brian Quinn
it's not glorifying it. If they're like, you know, I see what you're saying, but you know, if they're not like, this is fucking awesome, come check out these kills, you know, and there's a scoreboard.
Bryan Johnson
They're smart enough not to glorify it. The people who are running this and profiting off of it, this, this exhibition, you know, at least they have enough sense not to do that. But look at what they're doing though. Like, they don't have enough gusto to get any of the real items. So they're like, you know what we'll do? We'll just get fucking props.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah, that's all they were, were props. And I was just, I couldn't have been more disappointed. I was like, I wanted to see like the guy's real tie even, you know, or something, something that he owned, something that he touched. Would have been like a lot of people there out. Yeah, there were a fair amount of people. I mean, I wouldn't say it was packed because it was like midday on a Wednesday. So there weren't a lot, a lot of people there, but like more people than I thought would have been there.
Bryan Johnson
How long has it been running?
Walt Flanagan
A couple weeks, I think. I think it has a couple weeks more. Yeah. But disappointing if you're, if you have any, even a passing knowledge of serial killers.
Bryan Johnson
Disappointing on so many levels. It's disappointing on a fucking human level.
Walt Flanagan
I guess so, yeah. But I mean, I guess it's just like, like Q says, it's like you're, it's, it's just historical at that point. You're not really, like, glorifying them. You're like. Or though, you know what? If you're saying, like, hey, you will get into. You could possibly get into an exhibition if you kill enough people. Or you're like, you're well known enough. Yeah, yeah.
Bryan Johnson
But you know that they're like, true humanitarians are. You know, no one's fucking setting up a wing with fake props to. To.
Walt Flanagan
To draw in weirdos.
Bryan Johnson
Well, you know, they're not like. I mean, it's a morbid thing. I mean, that's why, I mean, ID Channel is. Is basically, you know, a testament how popular it is. Have a morbid curiosity. I get it.
Brian Quinn
But it's all women, you know? You know, those shows are like, yeah, it's all women. It's like 80, 75% 80 women that watch those shows.
Bryan Johnson
Why do you think?
Brian Quinn
I wish I knew.
Bryan Johnson
Florence Nightingale effect. Yeah, I could have. I could have fixed that guy. My love. My love could fucking fix. Could fix fucking that psychopath.
Brian Quinn
I don't know. Maybe it touches the same thing that touches harm. Not that women can't love horror movies. That's not what I mean. But like, maybe it's. Maybe it's something that touches. It's like a safe scare in a way. You know, Maybe.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. If you could, like, live it vicariously.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
I don't know.
Brian Quinn
But it is, it is. It is wild. Like, because I know some people that work at those channels, the ID Channel or work on those shows, and they're always. They're like, it's all women. They make those shows for women, which is crazy.
Walt Flanagan
I'm reading a book right now called the Invention of Murder, and it's all about, like, murders in the Victorian age. And it's crazy how into murder they were too. Like, I thought this was a relatively new phenomenon where people like, you know, because of the ID Channel and Discovery and all that shit. But no, it's been going on for centuries that people, People are super into, like, other people getting killed going to hangings, like the public hangings before they stopped them. Like, thousands and thousands of people going to a hanging of somebody who is probably innocent. Like, if you read their case, you're like, oh, boy. Like, the judge knew the. The prosecuting attorney. So it's like, I guess you're guilty.
Tom King
Salem Witch Trials.
Walt Flanagan
Salem Witch Trials, yeah. Perfect example of people that were innocent. But you know that they get swept up in that mob mentality.
Brian Quinn
Oh, man. Oh, did you watch? Have you watched what the fuck is that show? Mystic Bay. There's a horror. There's a horror comedy show now on Apple tv. Fuck. I. Shit, I can't remember. I shouldn't have brought it up. It's good. It's, like, third episode in, but there's a great line about the witch where they're. They should show them around the town, and they're like, yeah, this is. This is where we burned witches. We got him. It was Widows Bay. It was the total opposite. When I thought it was gonna come out of the woman's mouth, she was like, yeah, no, we got him. We got the witches. I was like, oh, it's pretty funny. I never heard that joke before. It was great.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the psychology behind women loving that shit, but it's true. They do love it, and it is made for them. Yeah. I don't know.
Brian Quinn
Did you start reading Dungeon Crawler, Carl?
Walt Flanagan
Start getting into it as soon as I finish this book. That's my next book.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, the new one just came out.
Bryan Johnson
Comic books are now coming out with him.
Brian Quinn
Walt, it's gonna be fucking everything. It's gonna be comets, TV shows, movies. Like, this guy's got a legitimate phenomenon on his hands.
Walt Flanagan
It's weird, though. I, like. I looked online and, like, the only. Like, I got the first one in soft cover. Everything else is hardcover.
Brian Quinn
That's because he published it first, so I think that they. He's working that, like.
Walt Flanagan
Okay. Yeah, yeah. And it's not that bad. It's like. It's 20 bucks for a hardcover, so it's not crazy.
Brian Quinn
No, it's fine. I think if you have. If you have Kindle, like, the Kindle prime or whatever, they're free. You could just download them on there.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, really?
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
Okay.
Tom King
Yeah. I'm 20% through book eight right now.
Brian Quinn
Oh, man.
Walt Flanagan
Oh, wow. You've been going, huh?
Tom King
I just came out. So I've been reading.
Walt Flanagan
Okay, right.
Brian Quinn
Great opening scene, right? With donut and that fucking bitch talking.
Tom King
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brian Quinn
That is awesome. Yeah. And then, Walt, I started reading Starman James. Did I tell you this? James Robinson Starman again.
Bryan Johnson
No. Yeah. You're rereading it.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, it's. It's even better than I remember. It's so good.
Bryan Johnson
That was a good one.
Brian Quinn
Yeah. That's what I've been doing.
Bryan Johnson
How'd you. How'd you celebrate Free Comic Book Day?
Brian Quinn
You know me, I'm not a termite. I don't like to go to the stores during. Look at Teddy digging into that couch,
Walt Flanagan
trying to get a bluechew wrapper, which
Tom King
is not for you. Teddy.
Brian Quinn
Yeah.
Bryan Johnson
You didn't go to any stores.
Brian Quinn
No, no. That's the termites, man. Going. Going to free combo. I don't need that.
Bryan Johnson
Did the. The one Not Wannabes. What do they call the. What do they call the. Amateur hour.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, Amateur hour. Yeah, but it's good. No, if it gets kids in the
Walt Flanagan
store to look at other comics and not buy them. Walt has experience with that.
Brian Quinn
You're right. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Walt Flanagan
Termites.
Bryan Johnson
All right. Anything else?
Walt Flanagan
That was it for me.
Bryan Johnson
I don't think I have anything.
Walt Flanagan
No. I don't know why this keeps.
Bryan Johnson
Your friends are coming in next episode.
Brian Quinn
What's that, bud?
Walt Flanagan
Oh, yeah, next episode. John.
Brian Quinn
Yeah, we got. We got. We got John and Matt coming in to ask all the newbie questions that people might have for Tom, Steve, Dava. Finally we're doing our. Our issue zero of Telemace. Dave.
Bryan Johnson
I'm excited. Excited for this.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. I think it'll be much easier than when we tried because we were just like, well, this is how it stopped it. Go back and listen if you want to know. For 10 years worth of material.
Bryan Johnson
Yeah.
Walt Flanagan
But, yeah, this will be good. They'll ask all. I'm sure they'll ask all the right questions, and then people will be caught up.
Brian Quinn
They're both very sharp, very funny people. So I'm sure they're going to make it entertain. Entertaining.
Walt Flanagan
Yeah. All right. So that's it.
Brian Quinn
That's it.
Walt Flanagan
All right, Q, you got.
Brian Quinn
You know. What do I got to do? Starman. I'm reading Starman again.
Tom King
That's it.
Brian Quinn
That's all I got.
Walt Flanagan
All right.
Bryan Johnson
Tell him, Steve. Dave.
This week’s Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave! episode centers on Disney's newly released "Punisher: One Last Kill" special. The crew—Bryan Johnson, Walt Flanagan, Brian Quinn (BQ), and Tom King—debate Disney's approach to the Punisher character, nostalgia versus adaptation, and what makes a truly great Punisher story. Later, the conversation shifts to highlights and absurdities from Jimmy and Michelle’s whimsical wedding, new haircuts, and the oddities of serial killer fandom.
(Discussion begins ~01:20, deep dive through ~32:28)
Initial Reactions:
Violence & Tone:
Changes to Punisher's Ethos:
Character Development/Setup:
Costume Debate:
Adaptation of Manucci Storyline:
Sympathy and Heroism:
Memorable Moments & Quotes:
(Starts ~42:06, extends through ~58:44)
Whimsy, Costumes & Dog Mayhem:
Catering Chaos:
DIY Issues:
Wardrobe Malfunctions & Almost-Scandal:
Absurd/Unique Wedding Moments:
(Starts ~54:32, discussion through ~70:32)
Get 'Em's Dramatic New Look:
Validation from Internet Strangers:
(Starts ~72:19, through ~78:15)
Bryan’s Disappointment with the Museum:
Broader Discussion:
Why Are Women the Main Audience for True Crime?
| Segment | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------|-------------| | Disney Punisher Special (intro & overview) | 01:20–07:30 | | Violence, Sympathetic Portrayal | 07:30–14:00 | | Costume/Skull Debate & Manucci Adaptation | 18:00–32:00 | | Q’s “real” Punisher vs. Disney's | 10:00–13:54 | | Wedding Stories | 42:00–59:00 | | Faygo Armageddon anecdote | 58:13–60:11 | | Get 'Em's new look, positive Reddit feedback | 54:32–70:32 | | Serial killer museum critique | 72:19–78:15 |
The episode is uncensored, irreverent, and laced with self-mockery, nostalgia, and comic-book nerd passion. Heated friendly debate and a mix of in-jokes and pop-culture references keep things lively, slightly surreal, and very TESD.
Episode #676 of Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! offers a quintessential blend of spirited pop culture debates—anchored by the crew’s devotion to old-school comic book standards—alongside slice-of-life absurdity and offbeat community moments. Whether you're a Punisher purist or a fan of offbeat wedding recaps, there’s something here for every TESD ant.