#678: Q-dini

Summary

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! Episode #678: Q-dini

Release Date: May 31, 2026
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Overview

This episode of Tell 'Em Steve-Dave! ("Q-dini") is a classic, rollicking conversation between Brian Quinn (Q), Walt Flanagan, and James Murray (Murr) — occasionally featuring a few other voices from the world of Comic Book Men and Impractical Jokers. The crew swings between irreverent, sometimes shocking humor, and candid reflections on topics like serial killer memorabilia, collecting oddities, prison letters, their side hustles (including Q's surprising stint as a DoorDash driver), and the struggles of maintaining creative energy over a long-running show. Ads and light banter are present, but this summary focuses on their meandering yet fascinating main discussions.

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Key Discussion Points

1. JFK Airport and Late Night Travel

• Q talks about picking up his daughter from JFK airport coming from Dublin, which spins into a discussion about the horrors of driving to and from JFK, especially through Brooklyn (00:59–02:43).
  • Memorable Quote:
    • Murray: "Two in the morning, I will—I'll pay twice as much to fly into Newark than to fly into…I’d rather—I’ll do anything not to go into JFK." [01:19]
  • Local frustrations over traffic and navigation are a theme.

2. Serial Killer Collecting and Letter Oddities

• The guys describe a recent Patreon episode, "Bry Tries," visiting a collector with extensive serial killer letters and memorabilia (03:09–13:13).
• They discuss infamous serial killers' personal correspondence, notably John Wayne Gacy’s graphic descriptions and diagrams ("jerking off into his own mouth"), artwork, and even attempts to monetize pen pal relationships (03:44–06:21).
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Quinn: “He bragged about how he could go three times into his own mouth. I'm not fucking with you.” [04:16]
    • Murr: “We just cleaned this fucking place…do not send Q any gifts.” [08:23]
• Debate over the ethics and appeal of collecting murderabilia: would anyone want a Gacy clown painting on their wall? (09:06–10:21)

3. TV Prospects for Serial Killer Letters and Memorabilia

• One of their friends (Dr. D's husband) is trying to turn the serial killer letter collection into a TV show or book deal (10:13–11:43).
  • Memorable Quote:
    • Quinn: "He has audio tapes of [serial killers] talking in jail…You talking about a lot of stuff that nobody even knows exists." [11:15]
• They joke that maybe some of the more graphic letters ("sweepsie material") might not be the best openers for a pitch. [11:07–11:14]

4. Prison Correspondence, Letters, and Life Inside

• Walt shares he once found a box of prison letters at a flea market and reads out some surprisingly explicit examples; the group riffs on amateurish prison "sex talk" and the logistics of cleaning up in a cell (14:50–20:05).
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Q (reading): "When I touch my dick with my hand and jack off and it get warm and I'd be nutting all over the place. I'd be thinking of your wet, warm pussy." [17:41]
    • Murr: “This is amateur hour dirty talk…You got all day to sit and think about this shit. This is what you’re coming up with?” [19:24]

5. Guinness Records and Knife Throwing: Introducing "Throwdini"

• Dr. D’s husband also holds over 100 Guinness World Records in knife throwing, achieved after picking up knives for the first time at 50 (21:45–23:28).
  • Memorable Quote:
    • Quinn (deadpan): “I would say people would put you as one of the three best jokers.” [22:42]
• This inevitably leads to the coining of "Qdini" and good-natured ribbing about what each cast member is "the Dini" of. [23:33]

6. Creative Blocks and Podcasting Ruts

• The group openly discusses creative burnout after so many years on TSD and the Patreon — struggling for new ideas, feeling the pressure to always be funny, and if/when it might be time to "wrap it up" (28:03–29:04).
  • Memorable Quote:
    • Quinn: "I don't know about that. I feel like I got…podcasting block instead of fucking writer’s block.” [28:13]
• Q reveals a surprising personal development: taking up DoorDash delivery to help cover family expenses, launching a major segment about side gigs and economics.

7. Q’s Life as a DoorDash Driver (29:21–40:08; 42:42–44:41)

• Q explains (to much disbelief) that he's actively DoorDashing, citing high bills and enjoying the flexibility and time spent with family and his dog, Teddy.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Quinn: “I've been doordashing." [29:21]
    • Murr: “…for a guy who doesn't like to drive. Doesn't like the smell of food.” [29:58]
• Handling grocery orders for clients (“What the hell is scrapple?”), the embarrassment of running into fans mid-delivery, and brainstorming ways to make more money without leaving the world of cons/podcasts.
• Walt and the crew debate the kindness (or lack thereof) of rich vs. trailer park clientele; Q finds trailer park dwellers to be more courteous. [43:15–43:17]
• Practical details of delivery app work: tips, acceptance rates, and occasionally awkward or pity-driven fan interactions.

8. Pros and Cons of Convention Appearances

• The panel considers doing comic cons or group appearances as a way to supplement income instead of DoorDash (40:11–44:41).
• Mutual support is voiced for the idea, with Murray offering to do cons with the guys, despite usual reluctance.

9. The Joys, Struggles, and Stigma of Odd Jobs

• They reference stories like a Cosby Show actor being shamed for working retail, and agree shaming blue-collar work is ridiculous (35:46–36:09).
• Candid talk from Q about not wanting his family to worry, but also not wanting "pity tips" from fans who recognize him doing delivery work.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Quinn: “There's a level of, like…it's almost like playing a video game. And then you do it, and it says 'completed,' and you see the money raise...” [39:33]
    • Quinn: “I was reluctant to even mention it to anybody…that pity tip comes in. Because my daughter’s like, 'Hey, that guy that you said recognize you just gave you $15.' And I was like, oh my God, he thinks I need it.” [48:27–48:46]

10. More Weird Collectibles and Animal Adventures

• Walt and Bry recall odd finds—old autopsy school graduation photos, lizards and geckos at the plaza (72:19), and even going to reptile shows (72:53–75:17).
• They banter about bearded dragons and the oddities of New Jersey’s animal scene.

11. Miscellaneous: TV & Movie Recommendations and Star Wars Discourse

• Brief reviews of recent Netflix documentaries (“Crash” — a deadly car accident story) and the new "Mando" Star Wars movie (68:24–82:37).
• The guys have fun debating the merits, fan backlash, growth arcs, and “no message” movies versus imposed themes.
  • Memorable Quote:
    • Murray: “We all been complaining about CGI for decades now. And these guys do it practically. And you guys are gonna…complain?” [79:00]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "He bragged about how he could go three times into his own mouth. I'm not fucking with you." (Brian Quinn, 04:16)
• "If you’re not hurting people, I don’t care what you do. I just don’t understand this one—just jerk off into your own mouth. How do you even do it?" (James Murray, 05:06)
• “This is amateur hour dirty talk…You got all day to sit and think about this shit. This is what you’re coming up with?” (James Murray, 19:24)
• “I've been doordashing.” (Brian Quinn, 29:21)
• “For a guy who doesn't like to drive. Doesn't like the smell of food.” (Murr to Q, 29:58)
• "There's a level of, like…it's almost like playing a video game. And then you do it, and it says 'completed,' and you see the money raise...” (Brian Quinn, 39:33)
• “I was reluctant to even mention it to anybody…that pity tip comes in. Because my daughter’s like, 'Hey, that guy that you said recognize you just gave you $15.' And I was like, oh my God, he thinks I need it.” (Brian Quinn, 48:27)
• “We all been complaining about CGI for decades now. And these guys do it practically. And you guys are gonna…complain?” (James Murray, 79:00)

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Memorable Segments & Timestamps

• JFK complaints & travel horror (00:59–02:43)
• Serial killer memorabilia, including horrifically explicit Gacy letters (03:44–06:21)
• Should you hang a serial killer painting on your wall? The ethics of murderabilia (09:06–10:21)
• Q admits to Doordashing for extra cash – crew’s disbelief, pros and cons of the gig (29:21–40:08; 42:42–44:41)
• Debate/tips about conventions and alternative side hustles (40:11–44:41)
• Cat rescue, feral animals around New Jersey, and Manhattan animal stories (70:08–75:17)
• Star Wars (The Mandalorian) movie takes: fan entitlement, CGI vs practical effects, franchise fatigue (78:40–80:56)

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Tone & Style

• True to TESD: The episode swings from wildly inappropriate, graphic humor and prison-sex jokes to genuine, vulnerable talk about money woes, creative burnout, family, and the grind of service work.
• Camaraderie: There’s plenty of compassionate ribbing and mutual support, especially regarding Q’s DoorDash side-gig.
• Pop culture & nostalgia: References to cons, Star Wars, collecting, and local New Jersey lore thread throughout.

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Final Thoughts

This episode provides a full spectrum of what makes TESD unique: shocking true crime oddities, old friends commiserating about life's turns, the reality of supporting a family, and the ongoing quest to find meaning and pride outside of fleeting fame. For fans, it’s both hilarious and unexpectedly tender—a slice of real life behind the irreverence.

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Transcript

[Brian Quinn]

I sent him a letter about jerking off into his own mouth. Yowza.

[James Murray]

Wow.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

When I touch my dick with my hand and jack off and it get warm and I'd be nutting all over the place. I'd be thinking of your wet warm.

[Brian Quinn]

Tell him, Steve. Dave.

[James Murray]

Feel trained.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

My life's essence.

[James Murray]

I feel like a rag that's just been like squeezed.

[Brian Quinn]

I gotta go to JFK after this.

[James Murray]

No. Why?

[Brian Quinn]

My daughter's coming in on a plane, so I gotta go get her. Oh. Why is that good?

[James Murray]

Jfk?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. I've never been there before that. Remember the traffic we were in just the other day?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That's what you're.

[Brian Quinn]

Let's go.

[James Murray]

Even at night you're getting coming and going when you go to jfk.

[Brian Quinn]

Even if it's that late at night.

[James Murray]

Dude, two in the morning. I will. I'll pay twice as much to fly into Newark than to fly into. I'd rather. I'll do anything not to go into jfk.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You're.

[James Murray]

You doing the Belt Parkway and it's traffic to it. And then when you get out, it's traffic all the way back to Staten Island.

[Brian Quinn]

It's just how long you take them and get there you think it's probably going to take.

[James Murray]

You put it this way, you'll probably get to the verrazano in about 45 minutes and then it'll probably take an hour for you to get the JFK from 13 miles or something like that. It's a nightmare.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

I. I was planning a two hour trip.

[James Murray]

Yeah, it sounds about right.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Okay, where's she coming from?

[Brian Quinn]

Dublin.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Get out of here. Really?

[James Murray]

Whoa.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

International traveler. Nice. That's cool. Anyway, hello and welcome to this week's recording.

[James Murray]

Yeah, yeah, you know, it'll be fine. You'll be fine.

[Brian Quinn]

Sorry, I never been to JFK though.

[James Murray]

Yeah, and then when you get to jfk, it's. It's just a hole. It's like a shitty. You're going to get so confused by like, where to go. No, I'll FaceTime with you. It's the worst.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay.

[James Murray]

I wish. I wish I had better news for you. All right, all right.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, she's coming in so late. I thought it would be okay.

[James Murray]

It's just JFK is. No matter what, it's always. What you'll do good on is Staten Island. Won't be bad that night. So you're getting away.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay.

[James Murray]

It's that one little Brooklyn spot of Brooklyn. See the yellow and the red. You go at 4am on a Sunday and that's still there.

[Brian Quinn]

What is everybody doing out here? Why doesn't anybody go home?

[James Murray]

It's because it's so twisty. It's so twisty. People don't know how to drive. And they.

[Brian Quinn]

That's me.

[James Murray]

Yeah. People in Brooklyn don't know how to fucking drive either. So don't worry about it, pal. You'll be fine. Brooklyn, they don't drive much so that when they get on the road, they don't know what they're doing. Anyway.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, we were just on the Bell Parkway a couple days ago on Memorial Day.

[Brian Quinn]

Yes.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Me and Walt, and we did a Patreon episode where we went to a guy's house in Long Island.

[James Murray]

Oh, my God.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, but it wasn't that bad. It was Memorial Day, so it was raining. Yeah.

[James Murray]

That's okay. Because Memorial Day in New York is an odd thing because there's so many transplant. Everybody goes home. So Manhattan is actually. Is not. Not empty, but it empties out emptier.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, yeah.

[James Murray]

It's great. So that was actually good timing on your part.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. This guy. This is one of my favorite ones. We did A Bride Tries, where I go out and try a new hobby.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

And this one was. Was serial killers. The guy had a fuck ton of letters from serial killers.

[James Murray]

Holy shit.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Binder after binder after binder that he wrote to them. No, it was another guy. He acquired them. And there was another guy who had written to these serial killers over the

[Brian Quinn]

course of the Mount Rushmore of serial killers. Name a serial killer.

[James Murray]

I mean, Gacy, obviously.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Big time.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Many. He sent him a letter about jerking off into his own mouth.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

And he jerked off into his own

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

mouth and drew a picture of it

[Brian Quinn]

three times a night. He bragged about how he could go three times into his own mouth. I'm not fucking with you.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, he's not.

[Brian Quinn]

And then he drew a diagram of how he does it.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Here's how you do it.

[James Murray]

Isn't he a big fat guy?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

He has to put his legs up against the wall. And when he lays down on his cottage. And then he could squirt it into his own mouth.

[James Murray]

Thank God he's locked up. These fucking maniacs. And the guards are like, here he goes again. He's jerking off into his mouth again.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Somebody's got to clean it up.

[James Murray]

What do you think he gets out of that? What did it say in the letter? What?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I don't know. I mean, you could ask the question, what does he get out of raping and killing men, too?

[James Murray]

Well, that. Well, the difference is this. Everybody knows that's fucked up. There are people who do this. You know what I mean? Like this subset of people. And I never like to kink shame. You know that. You know that?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

I think I.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

For nearly anything.

[James Murray]

If you're. If you're not hurting people, I don't care what you do. I just don't understand this one. Just jerk off into your own mouth. How do you even do it?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

He just, he was.

[James Murray]

Did you take a picture of the.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No, he didn't have it on camera.

[Brian Quinn]

We'll get you. We'll get you a screenshot.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

But it's like. Yeah. Like if you can imagine putting your. Was his back against the wall or. His legs are against the wall.

[Brian Quinn]

His legs are up against the wall.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

His legs are up against the wall.

[James Murray]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

And he's laying in his cot.

[James Murray]

Did he have a big fat belly?

[Brian Quinn]

Well, I'm sure in prison you lose that, you know, you lose that big beer gut. You don't have beer and everything.

[James Murray]

High protein diet. He's eating.

[Brian Quinn]

He was ripped keto. He had this little pen drawing a diagram of how he does it at the bottom of the letter, like how his legs are up against the. The. The prison wall and his back is in the cot. And then he put a little sticker of a clown next to it. Like he embraced the clown. Shit.

[James Murray]

Weird letter to write to someone.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, I mean, you're. You're a maniac.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

You know, the person's only writing to you because you're a serial killer.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

You are playing it up like, you know, like you're just embracing it.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You gotta run with it, right?

[James Murray]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. But it's an odd thing.

[Brian Quinn]

And you want. And you want that person that you're writing back like you're writing to, to continue writing letters and sending you money for your comp. Like putting money into your account.

[James Murray]

Oh, is that what. Is that how they get that you get these guys, you put money into their account?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

This guy was a. The guy who, who acquired all the letters and stuff was a prison guard. I think he was doing it on the down low. I don't think he used his prison guard connections, though. It didn't seem like that, right?

[Brian Quinn]

No. He lied and said he owned a Go Go bar and that's.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They would like, send pictures of the girls.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah, of course. Right.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

And his wife was instrumental in writing too. I think she lured some of the guys in.

[James Murray]

So is it just letters or they have like. Oh, he had artworks and artwork.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They had some artwork.

[James Murray]

He had this, like a go painting.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

He had a pair of Dahmer's glasses he wouldn't stop talking about. We didn't get to see him, though, because they're alone.

[James Murray]

Right.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I think. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Dahmer's glasses that he was wearing when he got killed in jail. When he was murdered in jail by another inmate.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah. Didn't get beaten with a broom handle or some like that.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah. Or I thought it was a dumbbell, but maybe I'm wrong.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No, I thought it was a broom handle too. Like. Yeah. Broken off broom handle.

[Brian Quinn]

I bet you that guy who did that, though, thought he was going to be another household name.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Christopher Scarbo, you know?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. But he's not.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No, no.

[Brian Quinn]

You gotta know. You gotta have your. Your inside baseball knowledge to know who that guy was.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. That's not a name that rolls off anybody's tongue in America.

[Brian Quinn]

Night stalker stuff.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Son of Sam.

[James Murray]

Okay.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Hillside Strangler, one of them.

[James Murray]

What an odd thing to want in your house.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

He said he sold off most of the art. He said he had a fuck ton of art too, but he sold off most of that.

[James Murray]

I wonder if, like, I came here and somebody had sent into the office, they're like, q, happy birthday. And it was like a drawing of. Yeah, Elvis stuff is fun. Like, I use the Elvis stuff. But, like, it was.

[Brian Quinn]

Don't say that.

[Walt Flanagan]

Don't say that.

[James Murray]

It was.

[Brian Quinn]

We just cleaned this fucking place.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Don't.

[Brian Quinn]

Please. Get a P.O. box, motherfucker, and pimp it every week. Do not send Q any gifts. Well, how much did we pull out of here from.

[James Murray]

That's not on me. I didn't do it.

[Brian Quinn]

You get a P.O. box, though.

[James Murray]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get him. Check it every day. I'll get one here. That'll be one of his duties. But if somebody sent in, like, one of the clown paintings that Gacy did, I don't know that I would be like, I'm gonna hang this on my wall.

[Brian Quinn]

Why?

[James Murray]

I just don't want to celebrate the guy.

[Brian Quinn]

You think it's bad mojo?

[James Murray]

I think it's. I don't know. Yeah, maybe it's a little bad mojo, but also, like, fuck him. I don't want to give him wall space. Like, f. What am I saying to people? Like, hey, check this out. This was done, you know, fucking had the crawl space bodies. This was done by him.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Like, I think I'd be proud to say that.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. I think you have a. You. You don't need that, though, in your life, though, to, like, be what's a gorgacious, gregarious. You're very like, you could talk to people and you don't need that. But, like, some people are very reserved and they have people over at ease. They're like, hey, you know, when a conversation starters. Some people need conversation starters.

[James Murray]

I'm like, that's from Action comics in the 80s. That's great artwork. Original. Oh, look at this.

[Walt Flanagan]

You know, at one time he had 26 skulls under his house.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. But there is an insatiable desire for this kind of content and collectors out there.

[James Murray]

I get it. It's not like I don't get it. I do get it, but I wouldn't take part in it.

[Brian Quinn]

And Dr. D said this. Well, her husband set this all up for us. He knows the guy. And it was cool that Dr. D's husband is trying to parlay because he has. He's kind of, like, partnered with the guy with the collection. They're gonna try to, like, get it a TV show or a book deal or something. Print the letters and everything. And I was able to hook up Dr. D's husband John with Nichelle, and they've already had a phone call. Pow. Wow. And they are fucking both super excited about it. Yeah. About the potential of all this material being able to.

[James Murray]

Yeah, I get it.

[Brian Quinn]

Get it out there on the ID Channel and all the other places. All the usual suspects where don't lead

[James Murray]

with the letter of the guy jerking off into his mouth.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Are you crazy?

[Walt Flanagan]

That's Sweepsie right there.

[Brian Quinn]

He has audio tapes of them talking in jail.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Of the most famous serial killers. Like, so you talking about a lot of stuff that nobody even knows exists.

[James Murray]

Sure. And this guy's got him.

[Brian Quinn]

This guy's got it. And you know. You know, and it was like, I talked to Bron Nichelle, and he was like. He was. He was hyped up.

[James Murray]

I get it. You do, like a documentary type show about the. The letters of serial killers. It's pretty cool. I get it.

[Brian Quinn]

And the audio, too. In their own words.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Those are big.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Are there any serial killers alive today?

[Brian Quinn]

Is Sam still alive?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Who? Son of Sam.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

I think he may be the only. Of the. Of the Mount Rushmore.

[James Murray]

The Mount Rushmore guys.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

How old is he now? He's got to be.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, he's up there. Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Probably like early 70s maybe, you know.

[James Murray]

Wow.

[Brian Quinn]

All right.

[James Murray]

I wonder if he watches Impractical Jokers in Prison.

[Walt Flanagan]

Etk.

[Brian Quinn]

Most definitely.

[James Murray]

A lot of people. We get letters from prison all the time.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Very recently. Just died recently.

[Brian Quinn]

I imagine that that is something that they put on the TV to keep the prisoners calm.

[James Murray]

Yeah, we've heard that a lot. They just shut up and they laugh when they watch it. So they air it all the time. I've gotten some weird letters from prison, but nobody.

[Brian Quinn]

What if they wrote you a letter and a guy was like, yeah, I jerk off. Mental mouth. Thinking of UQ after I watch an episode.

[Walt Flanagan]

Here's my P.O.

[Brian Quinn]

box. There's a Polaroid in there. I see you got a new P.O. box, Q. I hear you.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I don't want to risk sending this sensitive material to the studio.

[James Murray]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

So you get letters from guys in prison.

[James Murray]

Mainly women in prison.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Mainly women.

[James Murray]

Well, we've gotten guys in prison, too. Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Some shorties, huh?

[James Murray]

I. Yeah. I don't. I haven't answered any.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No.

[James Murray]

I don't know. What am I gonna do?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

What was the. How do you return.

[James Murray]

I can't answer text half the time.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, speaking of, Tom wants me to tell you to return his text. He's. He was suggesting a wrestling podcast to you or something like that, and I think he was a little put off. But you didn't answer him.

[James Murray]

I mean, in the talking about Todd

[Brian Quinn]

Malachesky, he thinks he's got enough pole to get you to answer him. He's getting a little too big for his britches, I think.

[James Murray]

So that's why I didn't answer him. I was like, temerity. I never. No, Tom, if you're listening, in May, I've been. I think I was home 12 days in May.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Yeah. I'm not spending my time answering.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Can't answer text on the road.

[James Murray]

I need a break. You. But yes, Tom, whatever you want.

[Brian Quinn]

Whatever you want. I'm not gonna do it. Just tell him. Just be. Just pull it. I want the band aid off. You're not gonna do it.

[James Murray]

Just gotta wait till after June or July.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Maybe even August 2027.

[James Murray]

It's hard. It's hard. When we're in production, I forget how much work it is.

[Brian Quinn]

I used to be able to tell people right to their face, no, I'm not going to do it.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

The more my circle got bigger, it

[James Murray]

has grown, it's obligations.

[Brian Quinn]

Then it feels a lot harder to be like, no, I don't want to do that.

[James Murray]

Well, especially because you like them so much and they're friends and they do so much for us. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

So it's hard for me to be

[James Murray]

like, that's why I don't want to do it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Wannabes?

[Brian Quinn]

No, no.

[James Murray]

That's why I just don't answer.

[Brian Quinn]

I gotta answer because then I need them.

[James Murray]

You need that, right? Yeah, that's true, I guess.

[Walt Flanagan]

I once found a treasure trove of prison letters at the flea market once.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, yeah?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Anything?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Did you keep them?

[Walt Flanagan]

I lost them in the fire. I had a couple scanned.

[Brian Quinn]

Anything that made you go like. Well, there was words. Scanning. So what was the content about?

[Walt Flanagan]

It was like, you know how it was between a guy named Kari. I'm sorry, a girl named Kari. And a guy named Bronco Branco and, you know, it would turn sexual, usually towards the end.

[James Murray]

He texted me at 12. At noon yesterday. Did you finish book eight yet?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

He did.

[James Murray]

Wow.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, that's not about a wrestling pod.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

This is what he texted to me.

[Brian Quinn]

Hold on. That's about dungeon crawler John, right?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Or Dan.

[James Murray]

Yeah, Carl read it. Loved it. All right, now I've answered.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Now please provide Q with a verbal thrashing. Next episode. Anyway, I'm returning text messages. I sent him one about doing a wrestling podcast and one about dungeon crawler Carl Crickets.

[James Murray]

Okay, hold on. I just answered the dungeon crawler Carl1.

[Brian Quinn]

All right, that's pretty good. That was only. That's only less than 24 hours and he's already getting his fucking panties all fucking in a bunch.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

When you know the guy for decades and it's still over 24 hours, then you can fucking complain.

[James Murray]

Okay, so the day that I had dental surgery, he texted me, this is early April. I was all. I was all whacked out. Hey, you had an idea for a Patreon show, but I wanted to run it before you.

[Brian Quinn]

Before.

[James Murray]

By you, before I talk to Walt about it, because you would be a part of it. Is it okay? Send you the idea for it now? Excuse me. Now, I did not answer that. It's true. But to be fair, I forgot I even got it. It wasn't like I ignored it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Once you skip it, you're like, I'll get to it later. And then more texts come in, yeah, you're done.

[Walt Flanagan]

I find sometimes thinking about how you're going to respond it, it kind of like makes you think that you actually sent it. Like. Like when you're kind of thinking of

[James Murray]

the response I had promised you. I wasn't thinking of response. I was literally like, I'll just get to this later. And then I don't know, because Brad just nailed it. I'm getting a lot of time. I just did A punishment. And I hated it. It was. It was like, I want to quit the show. And I'm getting texts from the crew. Was like, that was awesome. I think they know that I walked away being like, fuck this.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That sucks.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

If.

[James Murray]

When. When you. When you. When we have a new season, it's. They have me in a time machine. That's the punishment. So when you watch that punishment, mean time machine they made. It's a joke. They made a goofy fucking fake time machine. I had to step out, claim I was from the future and do stuff, and it was just brutal.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Brutal.

[Brian Quinn]

I thought you went to that place, you know, where they're working on. What's that big machine, Large hadron collider. Yeah.

[James Murray]

No, no. This was a cardboard box at that time machine written on the side of it.

[Brian Quinn]

Where's that house? That collider thing. Europe.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

I thought maybe you guys did a punishment out there and.

[James Murray]

No.

[Brian Quinn]

Tried to travel back in time.

[James Murray]

No, no, no.

[Brian Quinn]

Brutal.

[James Murray]

Brutal punishment.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I like this letter that Gidham found. This is one of them. Anyway, this is a guy Branco Bronco to carry. I don't have a bunky, so you already know when I touch my dick with my hand and jack off and it get warm and I'd be nutting all over the place. I'd be thinking of your wet, warm pussy. Jesus, I need sex letter from you. So listen, when I go downstate, I hope you can come and see me, and that way I can kiss you and hug you and grab your ass and grab your pussy. Ooh, this must be written by Trump and let you rub against my dick so you know I love you. I keep telling Mary Beth that, and she's like, that's not love.

[James Murray]

Yes, it is.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, let me. Let me rub it up against your warm. I said.

[James Murray]

So this is a serial killer.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, no, this is. This is some of the letters I found.

[Brian Quinn]

Not personal letters. Yeah.

[James Murray]

You wrote his collection.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, no, I found them and I found a whole bunch of them at the flea market, code name Bronco.

[James Murray]

Oh, so he is in prison.

[Walt Flanagan]

They were both in prison. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Probably out.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, Out. They were not lookers.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, you know what they look like?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, because you could look up because they were currently in prison at the time. So you could look up like on the inmate finder. Yeah, like when we found those pictures. Look like Kari was old.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

A little rough.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, a little rough. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

But yeah, man, you spend six months

[James Murray]

in state, then you'll be nothing.

[Brian Quinn]

It looks like car.

[Walt Flanagan]

You know, the front side explained that he just got bad news, and he got sentenced on the 18th in July to seven with 85%.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

So there's about four more years to hear. Jesus, are you gonna wait for me? Oh, my God. Like, that's all you have when you're in prison, right? Is somebody on the outside you're hoping that they're waiting for you?

[James Murray]

Books. Can you read books in prison?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Sure.

[James Murray]

Why don't people just read books?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, Andy Dufresne got a whole bunch of them.

[James Murray]

Yeah, he got out of prison for that. So this really is disappointing about this letter. Go back to the sex stuff is how fucking amateur hour this 2008 was. This dirty talk is, this is. You got all day to sit and think about this shit. This is what you're coming up with? There's no creativity there. I touch my dick with my hand and jack off it get warm and I'd be nutting all over the place.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Sometimes I shoot it into my own mouth.

[James Murray]

Wait a second. Who cleans prison cells?

[Brian Quinn]

I think. I think the inmate is responsible.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Kind of got to keep your own cell clean, right?

[James Murray]

So when he's nothing all over the place, he's the one that. He's the one that's cleaning that up.

[Brian Quinn]

That's why you put dude in your mouth, so you don't have to cle.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Later.

[Brian Quinn]

Two birds of one stone. Q, come on. Prison etiquette over here. And you got your bunk mate. You know, he doesn't want to have to, like, step over that or anything. So it's courteous to do it in your own mouth.

[James Murray]

Great handwriting, though. Great handwriting.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, the handwriting isn't bad.

[Walt Flanagan]

I only had the one side of the conversation because it was from her storage locker.

[Brian Quinn]

How much did you pay for them?

[Walt Flanagan]

Like, a dollar. Two dollars for the box. This was like, when I was looking for those pictures for you.

[Brian Quinn]

Yes.

[Walt Flanagan]

So, like, it was like, anything I found.

[Brian Quinn]

Let's make sure. Out there? Yeah. That's so weird, just to leave that without explaining.

[Walt Flanagan]

No, you put it out there looking for, like, horrific Halloween photos.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, photos.

[Walt Flanagan]

And then I found you the photos of the graduation from an autopsy school

[Brian Quinn]

in 1901 or something like that.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, wow.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Yeah, I just found them again. I found them again around my shelf.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

My cousin was in construction, and he was working at a mental hospital up North Jersey somewhere. And he said when they went into the attic, he said it was just box after box after box of, like, records and people's like, you know, diagnosis and all that shit. And I was like, what'd you do with them, man. And he's like, I always threw them in the dumpster.

[Walt Flanagan]

No.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Holy shit.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, you'd be violating all sorts of laws, though, if you were to take them home and distribute them.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

So if it's just garbage, they're throwing it out. So it doesn't belong to anybody once

[Walt Flanagan]

it's garbage, I mean, it's a responsibility to properly dispose.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

And I would probably. I mean, it's not like he would publish them or anything.

[Walt Flanagan]

You could just put an alias there. Yeah, like patient X. Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. So Dr. D's husband is. Is doing the serial killer thing. And this guy was also a world champion Guinness book multiple. How many records did he hold in the Guinness Book?

[Brian Quinn]

Over 100.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Like, over a hundred records for knife throwing. And it was something that he just. His name is Throwdini. And he just. He said that he grabbed some knives and he just picked it up and he was a natural. Wow.

[Brian Quinn]

He was like. Bullseye.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Like this mutant, latent mutant ability to hit a bullseye every time. And he had never. He picked it up at age 50, a knife, and then threw it and realized he had the skill.

[James Murray]

I wonder if he picked it up in, like, his 20s. Would he have been quicker even?

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know. He probably. He. He won world championships within nine months of picking up his first knife. Yeah.

[James Murray]

I'd never be that good at anything, let alone being able to be the best in the world in nine months.

[Brian Quinn]

I would say people would put you as one of the three best jokers. Jokers? I don't mean. I mean it in a way.

[James Murray]

Even that is one of three.

[Brian Quinn]

There's only three on the planet, though, who are.

[James Murray]

There's no one better than you.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

And are you counting the other countries that also have their iterations?

[James Murray]

I gotta hope I'm better than that.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, they are. They are cheap knockoffs.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They're not beloved. They're teemo.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah,

[James Murray]

I would give it to him, too, at this point.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Official Fitz joker, practical joker. Yeah.

[James Murray]

He's been on so much, but even that, like, I'm still like a banana in a bunch. Like, nobody. Nobody's ever like. That's the place.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

There it goes. Throw Dini the wheel of death.

[James Murray]

I'll never be the Dini of anything. You know what I mean?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Right?

[Walt Flanagan]

What about the golly, No, I don't think.

[Brian Quinn]

Qdini.

[James Murray]

Yeah, but what does that mean?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Say Cudini.

[Brian Quinn]

Qdini.

[James Murray]

What am I good at?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

At least I got a name for this week's title.

[Brian Quinn]

What are you good at? What are you really good at right now. Let's list them.

[Walt Flanagan]

Pinball.

[James Murray]

I'm not good at pinball. That's the big thing about me. I love it so much. I play all the time. I'm terrible at it. I don't know. I'm a. It's. I think the best. The thing I do best is writing. And I don't get to do it. No, I. Nothing good at.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Great at the dini of nothing.

[Brian Quinn]

But what are you really good at? And then. And then just work and then focus every bit of your energy. I'm becoming great at it then. Meaning walking away from your life as you know it right now.

[James Murray]

I don't think anything. I don't think I have any skill that is, like.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That can be refined and hard.

[Walt Flanagan]

Are you a cat whisperer? Like, opposite of Caesar Milan?

[James Murray]

Look, I had a conversation with a guy the other day. Get him. And I said, like, the only time I feel useful on the planet is when I'm feeding outdoor creatures. I was like, that's it. I was like. But I. Wow. He threw it in the. He didn't even see where the girls were. That's impressive. But I don't throw dini. Why? What would you say that you are. I guess start with good. I mean. Yeah, you're good at your. The art. So you have a skill. I don't have that.

[Brian Quinn]

I think you do. I think you do. I think you just have to realize it, though. You're too humble.

[James Murray]

No, I think I'm a good writer. I think I'm. I think I'm a. I think if I focus on nothing but writing, I would be. I still don't think it'd be one of the best of all times.

[Brian Quinn]

It's such a competitive field, though, writing.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That's what I'm saying.

[James Murray]

Like, I don't.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, it would be kind of, like, ballsy for you to be, like, Qdeney, the best writer.

[James Murray]

That's what I'm saying. And I don't think I am. So it's like, I wouldn't even make the credit. So. But that's what I'm saying. I don't think there's anything like, even. Like, when I was a firefighter, I was like, yeah, I was a good firefighter. I don't think I was the greatest firefighter in the history.

[Brian Quinn]

You're the best. Kind of like, jester.

[James Murray]

Nah, you just. You're making up to make me feel good. Jester. What does that even mean for gesture?

[Brian Quinn]

Kind of like the modern day.

[James Murray]

I don't know.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You should put some bells on your head.

[James Murray]

All right. I'm fine. Believe me. They've done it in the advertising for the show. Yeah, no, I don't think.

[Brian Quinn]

Who's better than you guys, though.

[James Murray]

Yeah, but it's like, that's not really. Other people can do it. Like, I think if you go on YouTube, you'll find people who are doing it pretty great. Like, we just packaged it and sold it. Got other people to pay us for it.

[Brian Quinn]

But no one's paying to see them fill, you know, arenas.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, he's begging them to do another season, right?

[James Murray]

Yeah, but nobody. I'm not filling arenas like Brian Quinn.

[Brian Quinn]

You haven't tried it doesn't mean.

[James Murray]

Yeah, but I'm not doing it. You know what I'm saying? Like, people did arenas to see us together because they like the show. But. And I'm very proud of that. I love that. But I don't. I don't look that as like, that's a skill I have. I'm the arena dog, you know, I. I feel more grateful I was able to do it rather than like, I pulled it off.

[Brian Quinn]

But you're still one of only three, four people on the planet who are able to call themselves the greatest.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

The goat of the.

[James Murray]

Of the.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Of the.

[Brian Quinn]

On the planet.

[James Murray]

You think? Can the camera. We. We've unseated. Can the camera. We've unseated elephant.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, my God. Yes, you have. Nobody. He couldn't fill up a college lecture hall.

[James Murray]

Yeah, but that doesn't matter. In 50 years, I'm not going to be able to fill up any. Any halls.

[Walt Flanagan]

Or.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm talking about. Even in the height of Kenneth Camera's popularity, he wasn't going to Madison Square Garden or. And fucking. What's that place? Where does Rockettes dance?

[James Murray]

Well, but I bet you if you added up all the people who have watched his show over the. I mean, this is when they got ratings in the 20 millions every episode, three stations. But that's what I'm saying. Like, we, we don't do that. Like we have. I. Look, I'm not trying to downplay. I know we have a very enviable place in it. But I, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't even say like it's even. I mean, the whole show is just about us being ourselves. It's not even like what. He sound the best Brian Quinn. You could be sure. So. I don't know. I don't know.

[Brian Quinn]

At least you have. At least you have something to hang your hat on.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Us three. Where we'd be searching fucking from now till doomsday to find what we're. What we could be cutinis at somebody.

[James Murray]

You're on the best podcast of all time.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That's true.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know about that. I feel like I got. What's it called, Podcasting block instead of fucking writer's block.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. POC block.

[James Murray]

We've been doing pretty good lately.

[Brian Quinn]

I mean, you know, I've been on the Patreon side of things. Oh, yeah?

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

You know, no. No ideas at all. For months on end. Yeah, I've been in a. Been in a. A fog. Creativity, Creatively.

[James Murray]

I don't like to hear that.

[Brian Quinn]

No, I mean, it's. It's. How many years has it been? How many years has it been? Like. Like what. What new spin can you put on?

[James Murray]

Always find stuff, though.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, that's. It's. Eventually the tube. The tube and the toothpaste doesn't come out of the tube no matter how far you squeeze it.

[James Murray]

So you want to. So that. Isn't that. Isn't that a sign to wrap it up? Do you want to. Is how you're looking to wrap it up?

[Brian Quinn]

I can't. I can't. I have. I have exorbitant bills that I have to. I've actually had to take on. I mean, I wasn't even gonna bring this up ever, but I've actually had to take on a second job. That's really what I've been focusing on for the longest time lately.

[James Murray]

What's the second job?

[Brian Quinn]

I've been doordashing.

[James Murray]

That can't be true.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

What?

[James Murray]

No, I swear to God, that can't be true. Is that true? Get him.

[Brian Quinn]

I didn't tell him. I have exorbitant bills that came up, and I like that. Good bills, though. Not like where I'm like, oh, my God, like, good things, but expensive.

[James Murray]

Like, how much money could you be making on doordash that I'm trying to

[Brian Quinn]

get, like a thousand a month.

[James Murray]

Wait a second.

[Brian Quinn]

I want to talk about it because

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

it's hard to believe you, though, because you do troll people all the time.

[James Murray]

I just can't see you doing it.

[Brian Quinn]

I wasn't good at first.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I was horrible for a guy who doesn't like to drive. Doesn't like the smell of food.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, yeah. That's one of the bad things. It's so bad, the smell.

[James Murray]

I mean. So $1,000 a month. I feel you can make up that difference somehow.

[Brian Quinn]

How? I told you right now. We're like, it's. It's like you said, it's. It's this many years in the. The world is in. Is in shit shape. People don't have disposable income. So if the number descriptions go down right. It's understandable. Like, you know, sure. Gas is through the roof.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

So I. I get it. But.

[James Murray]

But why don't you do cons like I. I did.

[Brian Quinn]

I actually. I reached out to Ming and I was like, hey, you think that lady. What was her name?

[Walt Flanagan]

Juliet.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Juliet.

[Brian Quinn]

Juliet. You think she. She would book me something? He goes, yeah, I'll see. Never heard anything.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. He's been getting me into cons for the past four years. I've never gone to any of them. Yeah, but he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to this one.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, but read off some of those stats, bro. Look at that. Fucking stars you got. I'm a platinum fucking driver.

[Walt Flanagan]

100% completion rate, 71% acceptance rate.

[James Murray]

What is that?

[Brian Quinn]

That's got to get better, though, because, like, sometimes. Sometimes I'm like, I can't do it.

[Walt Flanagan]

Customer rating 5.0. 113 deliveries in the last 30 days.

[James Murray]

113 deliveries.

[Walt Flanagan]

Quality rate, 100 on time rate, 91%.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, that's because I drive too slow. My wife says I have to take. I either take my daugh. Plus. It's great, though, because I get to take Teddy too, every time. So it really works out because I'm using. Utilizing the time and I get to bring the dog with me.

[James Murray]

Right. So how does it work? You're in your living room.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

And your phone goes off and somebody says, I want fries.

[Brian Quinn]

You can't do it like that. No, no.

[James Murray]

How does it work?

[Brian Quinn]

So you have to join up.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

And I was looking forward to really say, like. So, like, I said, a lot of big bills coming up, and we were looking for a way to try to bring. Make some extra cash on the side. And I was like, I can't quit a real job.

[Walt Flanagan]

Not.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm not saying this is not a real job. It's hard. I don't want to. Like, I'm doing, like, it's.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

It's not as easy as holes who don't tip sometimes. That kind of shit too.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, sometimes, yeah. And if you don't accept them, though, then your rating goes down and then you fucking can't get other things. It's a long. But anyway, so I was like, well, if I go get a real job, yeah, who's gonna watch the Dog. Because my wife's working.

[James Murray]

Mm.

[Brian Quinn]

My daughter is working. My other daughter doesn't live at home. So I'm like, teddy will be home all alone. So I was like, I'll just do this and I'll bring Teddy with me. And I bring him every run I'm ever on. He's there.

[James Murray]

That's nice.

[Brian Quinn]

It's nice. And. But I found out I can't do it by myself. I got to take my daughter or my wife because otherwise I can't.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Can't see the.

[Brian Quinn]

I can't see the signs. I can't. Like, the phone talks. It doesn't. Sometimes it doesn't talk. Sometimes it does. Sometimes, like, I get there and I don't even know where the I'm at. It's crazy. There's been some. I want to do like a show about it too, maybe, where I, like, I bring a different person with me every night.

[Walt Flanagan]

Taxi Cab Confessions.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, that's pretty funny because I've had some crazy. Not crazy, but some humorous run ins we've been in. I had to go to Aldi and buy like 30 fucking items. And maybe 10 of them. I knew what they were. Have you ever heard of scrapple? Yeah, you've heard of scrap. Explain what scrapple is.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, it is Philadelphia, Pennsylvania's answer to a breakfast meat.

[Brian Quinn]

It is brains and fucking beaks.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

And

[Walt Flanagan]

it's not legally brains. Not legally beaks, because you can't put those in food. But yeah, it is like fat and skin and stuff like that.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

So wait a second. So you're doordashing, but you go to a sometimes regular grocery store Sometimes.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, sometimes you have to, if you accept it, you go shop for somebody.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, like an Instacart type thing.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know what that is, but they say, like on my phone, it'll say, I need to pick up these 16 items in Aldi and you have. You have 30 minutes to do it. Super.

[Walt Flanagan]

I could sweep.

[Brian Quinn]

Exactly. So. So I tried to do this one by myself. I actually had to stop me. Like, I called my wife. I was like, you got to come. I said, you got to come here. I said, I can't do it. I can't find any of this shit. Nobody will help me. Like, nobody, like, in the store would help me fucking find it.

[James Murray]

And this is at night or during the day.

[Brian Quinn]

It was in the middle of the

[James Murray]

afternoon, middle of the afternoon.

[Brian Quinn]

And it was on a Sunday. So she came down. I was fucking like three hours late with the order because I couldn't find it. And it is so hard when you don't know. You realize how little you know where things are in a grocery store until you're forced to go try to find it.

[James Murray]

Scrapple.

[Brian Quinn]

It took us so long to find scrapple.

[James Murray]

Scrapple.

[Brian Quinn]

We're like, is it a board game? Is it.

[Walt Flanagan]

I would have guessed it would have been about, like, the deli meats. Deli meats or sausage.

[Brian Quinn]

It was by. Yes, it was by bacon and sausage. And I was like, so bring Ken

[James Murray]

him around with you. He knows what the scrapple is.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

It's not enough that he's with him all day. I was with him all night, too. Him and Teddy and. Get them all in the front seat.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. And then. And then the fucking. And then, like, the sad thing is when somebody recognizes you.

[James Murray]

Has that happened?

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, yeah. That's so brutal.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I recognized the door dasher one time when he came to my house, and he just, like, looked down and was like.

[Brian Quinn]

Then you get a. And then, like, if you recognize and they talk to you, and then, like, 10 minutes later, you get a. You get a bigger tip out of pity.

[James Murray]

Yeah, it's rough.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. Like, you were on. Weren't you on tv?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, that's what somebody said one time, and I was like, well, I'm not on TV anymore, bro.

[James Murray]

Now I can't complain about my job. This sucks.

[Walt Flanagan]

Hell, wasn't there somebody from the Cosby show who's bagging groceries in New Jersey?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He was working at a. Oh, yeah, Trader Joe's.

[Brian Quinn]

Trader Joe's guy from Cosby show, right?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

And they tried to shame him, and then people like, yeah, I remember that.

[James Murray]

Yeah. It was like, you. The guy's working. I don't care what he's doing. Wow. Yeah. I think. I think you do one con a month, buddy, and you. You. You've made all this go away.

[Brian Quinn]

I actually tried to hook up with a New Jersey con because I'm like, I don't want to travel. And so the lady got back to me, and she was like, what we can offer you is a free table and lunch. It's a very small con. And I understood it wasn't going to be big bucks, but I was like, well, maybe I can make, like, in one day what I'm making in a week doing this. And we do pretty well. It wasn't the case, though.

[Walt Flanagan]

We did pretty well with the 8x10s and some of the cars.

[Brian Quinn]

That was a huge con.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

This is a VFW in Tom's River. That I. Because I don't feel like driving to another state and everything. So I was like, I'll do. Maybe I'll try local ones. Right, well, you gotta split it.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

It doesn't work

[James Murray]

between 9 to 5. Whatever you ask him to do, he's doing. You want me to see about. I mean, there's like Cherry Hill Horror Con. There's like, stuff like that. I know people like.

[Brian Quinn]

That's why I thought. That's why I thought the inlet Ming was. Would work out. But he never got back to me. He said he would look into it. That was weeks ago.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

He could. That's the thing. Like, if. If me, you and him went to a con, we could make more money than. If it's just him, I'm sure.

[James Murray]

Yeah. You know, but remember these guys, they're

[Brian Quinn]

back and looking for money the most.

[Walt Flanagan]

The top three comic book men to do cons.

[James Murray]

You gotta travel is the problem.

[Brian Quinn]

Right. And that. That's why this feels like. It's like I was just talking about it. I was like, it's ideal. No one's lording over me. No one telling me what to do. I could bring the dog.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

I go with my daughter. You know, it's spending time with her, I go. Then when she's not around, I go with Deb.

[Walt Flanagan]

So if you could train Teddy to bring the food.

[Brian Quinn]

Have I thought about that? I was like. I was like, how fucking adorable is that it? Fucking Internet fucking craze. If he brings the bag and puts it down. My daughter was like, you cannot do that, because some people do not want their dog being. I mean, their food handled by a dog.

[James Murray]

Who are these people?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They don't.

[James Murray]

Wow. I'm surprised. I mean, I. I swear you haven't brought it up yet.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, well, I mean, I. Well, it's. It's not like I said, I knew what the reaction b. I saw your face.

[James Murray]

Well, I did. I couldn't tell if you were telling the truth because I was running numbers in my head. I'm like, I know what this guy makes. Like.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, but, like, they're like. It's good things. Like, they're. They're positive things that have just come up that are, like, super expensive, though. And I'll tell you, there's a certain aspect to it, but I would have

[James Murray]

done a con with you. I'll do something like that with you.

[Walt Flanagan]

Call up Tom Server right now.

[James Murray]

I will in a heartbeat. And it's not like I won't answer. You know what I mean?

[Brian Quinn]

I think that is so Sweet. And so. But, you know, I get you on the wrong day. You're like, you're coming home from, like, today, and you're like, we got to go to a Buffalo.

[James Murray]

Never.

[Brian Quinn]

Tomorrow. Let's go.

[James Murray]

They don't plan cons like that. No, I. I would be. It would be an honor to. I. I would. I would love to do something like that. Absolutely.

[Brian Quinn]

But as a t. Like, as a tsd, as a guest. The three guys from TSD is appearing at a comic con.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We can make money doing that.

[James Murray]

Yeah. I think we'll go to a booth. I'll do that with you guys.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay.

[James Murray]

100%.

[Walt Flanagan]

You're, like, all times.

[Brian Quinn]

All right.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I'll talk to Ming, too. I can even email Juliet. I'll be like, hey, here's a blast from the past. I know you didn't like me, and I was drugged out the whole time.

[James Murray]

I would totally do that.

[Brian Quinn]

But there's a level of kind of like. I don't know if it's dopamine, but there's a level of, like, when you find it and you get the. And you start to see. It's almost like playing a video game.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, yeah. That's how they do it.

[Brian Quinn]

Right?

[Walt Flanagan]

That's what they do.

[Brian Quinn]

And there's, like, you're. And you get your. And you're. You're growing your power, your energy. As you see it go up, and you're like. It's like a weird kind of fulfillment chasing the dragon. Right. And you're not. And you get that in a way where you don't have to think of it like, it's mindless. I don't have to come up with anything. I'm just like, oh, that's where I got to go. That's what I got to do. Boom, boom, boom. And it feels. And then you do it, and it's like. And it says, complete it. And you see the money raise, like,

[James Murray]

go up, but you wouldn't do, like, a live. Tell them, Steve.

[Walt Flanagan]

Dave.

[Brian Quinn]

It's easier to do this, but it's not as much money, though.

[James Murray]

That's what I'm saying. If we did four shows a year, all this goes away.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know if it goes away. I don't know.

[James Murray]

I think we could figure out something.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't think you're making it seem like I'm like, oh, this is horrible.

[James Murray]

I'm not saying that.

[Brian Quinn]

It's actually not bad.

[James Murray]

I never judge anybody, what they got to do for money. I just. You. I. I didn't know if you were being honest at first, I was like, I couldn't tell what you have the time.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Because, like, you know, I'll just pull it back even more. It's like, you know, they're. We're paying for school starting up soon.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

And it's fucking crazy. What it is. I don't want my daughter here. I'm sure she doesn't listen to Tom cv, but I would never want her to think that, like, you know, like.

[James Murray]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Like, you know, I don't want her to feel guilty of her going to school, but, like, that's.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Well, does she think you're doing it for fun, though? Like, why does she think.

[Brian Quinn]

She was like, what are you doing this for? And I was like, just shits and giggles. Why am I gonna sor.

[James Murray]

Deliver to make.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Come on, Teddy.

[James Murray]

I. I would be. I. I would never be.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You're. You're.

[James Murray]

You're not Tom and Jimmy the hair guy, bro. I'll answer you. We'll go. We'll go. I. I would be happy to do something like that. Like, 100%, man.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay. Yeah, we'll see what the con. If the con welcomes.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Three podcasters.

[James Murray]

Why not? We'll do. I could talk know Fatone. He. It's not his company, but he's, like, invested in some company that books cons.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, really?

[James Murray]

Yeah. So you just reach out to Fatoni. He's asked me to do it over the years to do cons and stuff like that. I always say I say no to everything. I'm like, I don't want to do anything else. He would be elated if I text him. I was like, hey, me and the talent. See, Dave boys are thinking, like, getting into doing some.

[Brian Quinn]

Where do we got to go, though?

[James Murray]

That's the thing. I'm sure you could do things within driving distance. I'll drive you and I'll fly. You know what I mean? I'll meet you in Maryland.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Pittsburgh. Like, Pittsburgh. We did great.

[James Murray]

Yeah, I would. I would totally do that. Let's. Let's. I mean, look, if you want to do the doordash, do the doordash.

[Brian Quinn]

No, I would do. I mean, believe me, I've looked into cons, because I'm like, I probably make it quicker at a con.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Sure.

[James Murray]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brian Quinn]

Then this way. But, yeah, I don't know. But like I said, I did look into it with Ming, but he didn't get back. And I'm saying, I'm not bashing Ming. I'm just saying sure. He's got his own.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, you son of a bitch.

[Brian Quinn]

He's had his own gig to worry about. He can't worry about. Yeah, I designed you a combat. But it's so bizarre when you go, though. It's like. Because you go from. You can be going to the biggest mansion in New Jersey and the next one is to like, trailer park with trailer park. Yeah, it is shot like I would 10 out of 10 times. I'd rather go to the trailer park people there are so much nicer, and they're just like, cooler. You. You. It is not a fucking stereotype to say that the fucking. The people who are rich are fucking assholes.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Really?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, without a doubt.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

What do you mean? Like, in what way? Yeah, they're cheaper, snobby. Oh, really? They give you.

[Brian Quinn]

Because you have to. You don't have to. You have to deal with them. Only if you're delivering alcohol.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, okay.

[Brian Quinn]

Otherwise you don't deal with them. You got to get an ID from them. So. And they could be so arrogant and dismissive and like, oh, my God. Like, well, your. Your ID's out of. It's expired. It's not gonna work. I can't leave it. They're like, well, I paid for it. You can't take it. And I'm like, I'm Wayne in my head. I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna leave it because I'm not gonna fucking argue, and I don't give a fuck. Take it then.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That's like, obviously 21.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, well, it's. Yeah, it's a. It's a. It's a girl. It was a lady and then her husband fucking sassies over, and he's like, what about my id? Like, all fucking hostile. And I'm like, well, you didn't place the order, did you? I don't know. I don't know if it'll work. If it works. Yeah. And he. It did work, though. But they're fucking entitlement, though, that. Because it. I. Because it wouldn't fucking clear it on the phone. Which mean if it doesn't clear, I'm not gonna get the fucking money for it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Right.

[Brian Quinn]

I wasn't just gonna be like, oh, hey, guys, I know it's a year, it's expired. I don't. I don't. It's. I'm so good. Yeah.

[James Murray]

Wow. So let me ask something. Do they know? Are you able to see the tip they give you before you deliver it?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

So I fucking over tip these guys all the time. And I. I never get. I never get that paid back.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, you can't. You can't contact them once it's gone done. I can't like a thank you afterwards?

[James Murray]

No, that's not what I mean. But, like, I'll order from a restaurant, and then I'll be like, all right, let me. Let me fucking give this guy, like, 50% tip on this delivery or something like that. And he'll still drop fucking shit off at other people's houses before mine.

[Brian Quinn]

It's not his fault you are. You cannot deliver it to you first. It. The phone gives you a route that you must follow.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Is that it? Because that annoys the shit.

[Brian Quinn]

Because let's say you're. Let's say you're number three. Let's say you're number three. He doesn't even know it. Like, after he does number one. Okay, here's number two. Go to number two. Okay. Then he does number two. Okay, here's number three. Go to number three.

[James Murray]

So it's worth paying that $99 for express delivery because it bumps you up to the top.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't even know that existed on my end. I wouldn't even know that.

[James Murray]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

Because I'm not placing orders.

[James Murray]

I always yell like, I'm not paying them two extra bucks to grubhub or whatever. I'm like them. And then it's like, they get. It gets. And I will over tip, and then they. They deliver it elsewhere. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

It really. It really doesn't. Like, he's not, like, choosing or he or she is not choosing to do you a third.

[James Murray]

You're blowing my mind. Because I just always assume it's a pothead smoking weed, driving around.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Like, a lot of the guys.

[James Murray]

That's all I ever see.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Razor sharp, sober. But all of us is going. Where is it, like, going so slow, people beeping at you.

[James Murray]

Well, if you're happy, I'm happy, buddy. But if you want to get out of it, let's brainstorm ways to.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

There's definitely ways to make money that you wouldn't have to do that. That we can make.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Like I said, I'm not. It's not like I was like, I don't. Like, I hate this or dread this. Like, I said, it was spending time.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

You know, with Alicia, spending time with Deb, and the dog's always there.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That's pretty cool.

[Brian Quinn]

We plan it sometimes. Like, sometimes you plan it and it works out perfectly. You want to go to Stewart's and Matawan.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

And you open up the app. And you're like. And you deliver something that's right. In Mattawan. And almost like they paid for your dinner to get there.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Nice.

[James Murray]

Wow.

[Walt Flanagan]

I mean, this is the one driver. You don't have to worry about eating your food.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

Do you have, like, a cooler that you put the food in so you don't have to smell it?

[Brian Quinn]

It's impossible not to smell it.

[James Murray]

Really?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. So this. This the Chipotle, it just smells like feet. And you just gotta, like, just fucking roll the window down and just be like, drive 100 miles an hour. Even though I don't. But you want to, though, because it smells so bad.

[James Murray]

All right. I mean, we'll brainstorm off the air.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We'll figure something out.

[James Murray]

Yeah. I never understood why we didn't do, like, even a show a year or something. Like a live show a year.

[Brian Quinn]

Because I hate it. Sure. I hate that. Being on stage and trying to, like, make someone laugh.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We did. All right.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm not saying yeah, but, like, I know it shows.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We did.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. But I hate that aspect, though, of, like, that. That feeling of, like, having to make someone laugh. That pressure.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We got a jester to do it.

[James Murray]

Fart around. It'll be all right. It's over in an hour.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

All right, well, you're about to make some money right here. All right, ready? This is two last. Two less deliveries you have to make.

[Brian Quinn]

No, no, no. I'm telling you, like, it's. It's. I know that. I'm sure everybody listening to is like, can't wrap their head around it. But it's not. It's not like, there's no dreading of doing it.

[James Murray]

I think people will be able to wrap their heads around it. Like, what?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I mean, you gotta pay for school.

[James Murray]

Yeah. He's gonna be like, he's got to earn money. This is the way he's doing it. We're like, no, no.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I didn't say they're gonna be out there.

[Brian Quinn]

They're not. I'm not saying wrap their head around.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No.

[James Murray]

Even the right of people have to be like, find this admirable.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I don't know. We'll see.

[Brian Quinn]

I don't know. We'll see. But I'm not really worried about that. It was more I was reluctant to even mention it to anybody because I'm like, that. Like, I said, that pity tip comes in. You're just like. Because my daughter is like, hey, that guy that you said recognize you just gave you $15. And I was like, oh, my God.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

He thinks I Need it.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. I was like, oh, God, he thinks

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I'm on hard times.

[James Murray]

Yeah. Wow.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, boy.

[Brian Quinn]

There's been times when I walked in, like. Like in Red bank, and you can't get a signal, so you can't. You can't fucking tell who you're supposed to pick up for because you. Once you get there, that's how you know you're getting. So that's the name you got to pick up. So I walked into places where I'm like, can I hook up? Can I get the WI FI password? And they're like, no. I'm like, well, I need to pick up. They're like, no, we don't give that out.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Does it seem like the restaurateurs don't really care for the doordash?

[Brian Quinn]

Drivers do not like them.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Brian Quinn]

They don't treat them like customers. They don't treat them like partners, which is basically what they are.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I think they make so little on the deliveries that they're sending out that

[Brian Quinn]

they resist, but there's an animosity.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

It's just. They just don't do it then.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

I swear, you could just sit at Chip AAA for eight hours, and I think you can make great money.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, it's just.

[Brian Quinn]

It's just coming in. It's just, like, over and over and over and over and over. AAA could never say no to it. They're getting hundreds of orders an hour. It feels like.

[James Murray]

Wow, man. That's crazy.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Chipotle. Who knew?

[James Murray]

Who knew?

[Brian Quinn]

Had people invite me into their home.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah, Sexy lady.

[Brian Quinn]

Not too sexy. But they're like, oh, do you need to use the bathroom? Do you want a cold drink?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, yeah. Older people.

[Brian Quinn]

No, they're, like, in their. In their 30s.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Okay.

[James Murray]

I'll give you 100 bucks and jerk off. It's growing out.

[Brian Quinn]

I'll be right out. We met the goal this week.

[James Murray]

What happens if you go to pick up Chipotle and the address, it's mz.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, no.

[James Murray]

On Broad street in Red bank, it

[Brian Quinn]

would just say Mike Z. Yeah, probably. And it was on Red Bank. I would send Alicia in. I go to. Well, like, I've got one at my. My regular pizza that I go to every single day.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

And I will not go in and get it, because I'm like, it'll change the relationship forever if I go in there, and I'm, like, doing that. So I send Alicia in or I send Devin.

[James Murray]

Okay, so you would just send someone to the stash if they Ordered.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I would send Alicia. All right. Or at least, I mean, no. No way. I got a platinum fucking rating. I gotta fucking keep up.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Okay. All right. Old razors, dulling too fast, irritating your neck. Q, that's not fun. Me and you don't really shave that much. No, but I do shave a little bit. Shave my cheeks, shave my neck a little bit. When I do had to shave my head. Yeah, get him. Has to shave his head.

[Brian Quinn]

Now are you gonna keep up with it or are you gonna let it grow back in? I think it's growing back in, yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Well, it's because I've been waiting for my Harry's razor.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Well, here they are.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yep.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

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[Brian Quinn]

Okay.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Can't have that tugging, man. That's not fun.

[James Murray]

Yeah, it hurts.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

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[James Murray]

Great rump.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I think it's because of these perfect jeans.

[James Murray]

I hate when you sit down.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I know. I could tell you.

[James Murray]

Just wait a second. Hold on. I think there's some on the channel.

[Brian Quinn]

We're. We're hawking denim. Thank. Thank God we have moved up in the world.

[James Murray]

They sending us some denim.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We're selling some dungarees. Yeah, they're going to send you some jeans.

[James Murray]

Nice.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We got. They said you guys got. You guys got good jeans.

[James Murray]

Well, and we said, I don't stand by that.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

What a second. Wait a second. That sounds like white pride to me. Your khakis. They say the perfect jeans.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, this company has attitude.

[James Murray]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

It's reverse sexism. All the ladies are watching the guys get warmed up. I know. Look at the girls are getting all turned on.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

The guys for some reason are doing lunges.

[James Murray]

I know.

[Walt Flanagan]

Because they can.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Because they can in the stretch jeans.

[Brian Quinn]

That's why I never wore jeans, because I can't do those lunges. That's why I always wear track pants. So I can lunge. Now you meet till I deliver food to people.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You lunge up their walk.

[James Murray]

I wonder if they did an ad like this where it's five guys on a bench and girls walking by in jeans. The guys were like, yowza. Wow. Like, I wonder if that would fly.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I'm going to go ahead and say no. I think we're in a place where guys can't admire a woman.

[James Murray]

Oh, they can.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Especially if they're leaving lunges.

[James Murray]

They just can't do it in like, with the eyes.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. They do it secretly. Yeah. There's a lot of copy on here, man. There's a lot of copy. Perfect jeans. Thought I was going to talk about them for 15 to 20 minutes.

[James Murray]

I love that they made this commercial. I'm a big fan of this.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

That these girls are horn dogging out over the guys. I love it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. Go to theperfectgene NYC if you wanna see the lunge guys.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Let's see. Okay. What's your biggest frustration with jeans? Do they usually feel like they're designed for someone else's body and mind?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

If so, are you constantly pulling them up or doing that awkward mid conversation readjustment that everyone pretends not to notice. Do you usually have to choose between jeans that fit your waist or your thighs?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yes.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, is that a problem? You got those big thighs, don't you?

[Walt Flanagan]

And the calves.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I've seen your calves lately. I know they are looking a little anemic. Yeah, that's not your fault. It's your health. But yeah, you really gotta get your work on that. Get them gym membership.

[Walt Flanagan]

I've been looking at that.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah, looking a little.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Looking meek, shriveled and.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, it's, it's, it's. It was upsetting. Like when I was first started. Like when I switched over to shorts when I was doing physical therapy. Just like I kind of almost a little embarrassed.

[Brian Quinn]

And you looked in the mirror like you looked at your.

[Walt Flanagan]

Well, my one exercise I do, they're still.

[Brian Quinn]

You look. They're not. They're still big. But they used to be popping. Yeah. Used to look like Arnold had put his calves into yours.

[Walt Flanagan]

I was looking at a planet Fitness. But you know, they had like an annual fee now.

[Brian Quinn]

Why do you only focus on the calves? How come the arms and the. The neck? How come you don't? How come you let them? You neglect them and only do care?

[Walt Flanagan]

I think I was happy with the thickness of my neck. I mean, it took him eight hours to get into it.

[Brian Quinn]

I thought that's why it broke, because you weren't keeping it strong. I thought that's why things went south and you had to get the operation because you didn't have a strong neck. No, that's not true.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You couldn't keep his head up anymore

[Walt Flanagan]

or you're fucking like a baby

[Brian Quinn]

lying on it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Good.

[James Murray]

You know, you keep hearing about these celebrities that are starting Only Fans pages and making millions of dollars a week. What if. Yeah, what if you started an Only Fans?

[Brian Quinn]

What on earth would I push?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Feet.

[Brian Quinn]

Well, not mine.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Like all kinds of feet. Dude, there are all kinds of people out there.

[James Murray]

Well, do you have to do sex on Only Fans?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No. No fans for anything.

[Brian Quinn]

Look, I've already.

[James Murray]

Well, cameo. Why don't you do cameo?

[Brian Quinn]

I need this too. Now fucking join up and join my only fans.

[James Murray]

I disagree. I think people would be jazzed at showing up your only fans.

[Brian Quinn]

No way I'm doing that.

[Walt Flanagan]

While cleaning the pool.

[James Murray]

Just you and Teddy watching tv.

[Walt Flanagan]

I saw. I saw you and Teddy curled up on the couch the other day and I think that picture would sell.

[Brian Quinn]

I know, that was adorable. I saw you staring at us.

[James Murray]

But. But you could Do Cameo.

[Brian Quinn]

That's when I say happy Birthday. Yeah, I think. I think the. I think it'd be as anemic as get him's new fangled calves response.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Cameo's kind of dead at this point. I think Cameo's kind of dead at this point.

[Brian Quinn]

Really. I think a lot of people. That boat has sailed. Oh, wow.

[Walt Flanagan]

But perfect jeans.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Perfect jeans.

[James Murray]

Oh, yeah, sorry.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Do they actually feel as comfortable as sweatpants but still iconic and stylish? Walt will tell you once he tries them on. Did you immediately notice any differences compared to any other jeans? Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. Any pain points ordering jeans Fit returns quality?

[Brian Quinn]

No. They have black jeans.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They got black jeans.

[Brian Quinn]

I can't wait. That's what I want.

[James Murray]

Black jeans.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They got athletic fit. Slim cut. Slim, thick fit.

[James Murray]

Even the boot cut looks slim fit.

[Walt Flanagan]

I like boot cuts.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Thick, thick.

[Brian Quinn]

I do not want skinny jeans, though.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You want the thick.

[Brian Quinn]

I gotta rep to get you the Bandit. I can't walk.

[Walt Flanagan]

Be walking Bandit. The black ones.

[Brian Quinn]

The band. That's why I'm the Bandit.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I'm gonna get you some bandits.

[Brian Quinn]

Teddy and the Bandit.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

All right, let's see.

[Brian Quinn]

Remember when acid washed black jeans were all the rage?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

All the rage. Yeah. And white jeans, too, for those stretch. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Not as. Not as. That was very short.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

It was brief.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Picture you delivered.

[Brian Quinn]

The black jeans were like that. Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

The black jeans were like.

[Brian Quinn]

Throw the bag like a bowling ball. Lands perfectly.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Let's see. How do I feel wearing them? When I first checked myself in the mirror, did I think, holy, I look good?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, I did.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

As a matter of fact.

[Walt Flanagan]

Mary Beth said it as well.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. She was like, holy shit, you look good. Sage said the same thing. I was like, thank you, everybody.

[James Murray]

Instantly.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Did I feel instantly put together without even trying or thinking about it, and did I look good in them? Yes, I did. Has anyone complimented you how we look at it? Yes, Marie Beth did.

[Walt Flanagan]

And Tate.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

All right, there's a lot of questions on here. They're emotional, reliable, paint point. Most guys don't go shopping for jeans because they want to. They go because something finally breaks. A blowout. A zipper that gives up a waistband that's been digging in for six months too long. And when they go, they grab the same brand. They've always bought in the same size. And they wear those jeans until they fall apart, too. Not because they love them, just because. That's the system. The stiffs are jean. Oh, my God, this is long. Come on. Perfect jeans. We don't. They're People are going to love them. They're just going to, they're going to go to your website, they're going to love them.

[Brian Quinn]

Is this is a one time fee or is this a one time purchase or is this a subscription of denim every month?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No, this is one time.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay, good.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

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[Brian Quinn]

Tell me, right? We have to like book us like 10 commercials next, next episode.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, like Walt's sick of delivering. You better move your ass on these ads.

[Brian Quinn]

Let's do an all ad episode.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That would be cool.

[Brian Quinn]

That would be fun.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That would actually be pretty fun to do. That would be pretty fun. You're right. See guys, if your lady or your fella, very diverse bluechew, or that person that sends you an eggplant emoji at 2am is ready for better sex than you should be too, and that's where Bluechew comes in.

[James Murray]

That's.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They have been on a mission for years.

[Walt Flanagan]

That's one section, one ignore. 2:00am yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

How late do you have to deliver?

[Brian Quinn]

Like, what's the, oh, I won't go. Because then I, they start bringing me out to, to the fucking Badlands and I'm like, oh, really? Thank you.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

If you get any for the naval base, turn it down. I used when I delivered for Domino's. They were the cheapest fucking cunts ever. They would not give you a tip no matter how many times you go out there. Everybody was cheap.

[Brian Quinn]

I, I, I don't, I don't know. I'm not, I, I'm not going to disparage anybody in, in this climate with how much they tip or don't tip. It's, it's, but it's, it is what it is. You know, it's fucking, it's, it's my

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

feeling Is if you can't tip, then don't fucking order.

[Brian Quinn]

Huh?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

If you can't tip, then don't fucking order. That's my feeling on it.

[Brian Quinn]

I think they. I think they have to tip, though, or else no one's gonna pick up the order, though.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, people just reject it.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Okay.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I thought some people didn't tip. Can they take it back?

[Brian Quinn]

I mean, there's some. I've turned. I mean, I've turned down $2. Like a $2 fee for two bucks. And I'm like, I'm not doing that. It's not even worth it.

[James Murray]

Do people tip in cash ever, or it's all through?

[Brian Quinn]

They say they're going to. And, like, this pissed my daughter off. One time, they say tip at door. And we got there, and it was a pretty fucking rough house. And I was thinking to myself, as I'm doing it, she's in the car. I'm like. I could see into their house, and I'm like, I'm not taking this tip. They need it more than I do. I am not taking this tip. But then they didn't answer the door, so they wouldn't come to the door and get the food. So then we have. My daughter calls. There's a thing you have to call because you need a PIN number from this person. Sometimes you need a PIN number because I guess they. They've reported that they didn't get their food.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

It would burn too many times.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. So they. So then the driver has to get a PIN number to put in. And they answered, and they said that they were calling for another person, that they. That was their mother, and the mother can't get to the. Get to the door, so just leave it. And she gave us the pin. But my daughter was like, that was just a scam. That was a scam to deliver it for $2 and say they'll give you a tip because they didn't want to give the tip.

[James Murray]

Right.

[Brian Quinn]

Because she's done it more than she. She's done it more than I have. She. She trained me, she said. She said. She did say I wasn't built for it, though. Yeah, she said you panicked too much, she says, was there, like, a boot camp. Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

She's just screaming at you, blowing a whistle, fireworks going off.

[Brian Quinn]

She got. She got testy at times, and I'd

[James Murray]

be like, what's her rating?

[Brian Quinn]

She was platinum, too. But you can't keep it because if you don't deliver a certain amount of orders, like, if you don't do it like every day it changes. Like your 30 day window changes every day, Right. So if that go. Dips down under a certain amount, then you're not plaque platinum anymore. And she kind of got off like, she. She kind of got like, you know, I don't care if I got platinum once. I don't care anymore. But I was like, I want to keep it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I gotta tell you, like, when I used to Uber, you know that you're able to give the drivers ratings and they give you ratings, always tipped well. Was never a pain in the ass. I never threw up in the car or anything. And then one day I saw that my rating had dipped down to 4.8 and I was upset by that. I was like, which of these fucking cocksuckers gave me a fucking bad rating? Oh, yeah, I want to know. I want to know and ask them why I was like, I got a.

[Brian Quinn]

My rating is so high because nobody gives you a rating. Really. Only the people that gave me a rating are the people who knew me.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, really?

[Brian Quinn]

That's why I got a five point rating, because they. I know a guy that knew me, he was so cool. So I walked into Atlantic Highlands, you know that big building? There's only one big building. It's almost like a skyrise even.

[James Murray]

I know that one.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. Yeah. I walked into there and there was no numbers on the door, so I couldn't tell which apartment it was. So I thought that maybe the doors led to a hallway to where you would get to the real apartments.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

So I went to open the door and it was unlocked, but it wasn't a hallway. It was some guy's fucking apartment. As I walked into it, like, unannounced. And he was initially, you know, pretty upset, as he would be. But then he recognized me and he was like, holy. He goes, oh, I know comics. Comics, you do comic show, right? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, check out my collection.

[James Murray]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

And he was the guy I was delivering to.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh.

[Brian Quinn]

Thankfully. And, you know, it could have went south to like go walking in on someone's house like that.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

He was cool, though. And he gave me a high rating, though, afterwards. But those high ratings are like. I said, nobody, nobody leaves a review because it's like, you got the food, it's hot. Yeah. No one's going to go back in and rate it, you know, because, I mean, what's the point, right?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, what do you care?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. If you're ordering it and nothing went wrong, you're not going to be like, give a five star rating. The only time you're going to see rating is when something went wrong. And as you can. Told you, I'm 100%.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yes.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Whatever you do, don't take a picture of a half nude guy. Did you hear that doordasher story with.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, yes. Yeah, I deleted that because I did that once.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, did you?

[Brian Quinn]

No.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I'm like,

[Brian Quinn]

yeah, I saw that. She took a picture of him on his couch.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, he was like, his pants are pulled down. He's still in his underwear, but his pants are pulled down. And she's like, that's sexual assault. And took a picture.

[Brian Quinn]

And then now she's.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

She's being indicted.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, no, yeah. I don't take you. You actually. You can't even upload a picture like that though. I don't know if that was some, like some fake news going on there.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I don't think so. I mean, I saw. I saw the aftermath. She was like, in.

[Brian Quinn]

Maybe she took a picture of it, but she could not upload that probably to the app.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Why not? She took it with. No, not on the app. I think she took with her regular phone.

[Brian Quinn]

All right. I thought she. That was the picture she uploaded as like, here's proof of my delivery. A couch. It's not gonna get you your money.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Speaking of cocks and.

[Brian Quinn]

And that aren't flaccid. Ever.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

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[Brian Quinn]

I don't

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

think we talked about one thing I wrote down, which is, oh, no.

[James Murray]

Q.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Not returning Tom's text. Most important thing, did you guys either. You guys watch the Crash on Netflix?

[James Murray]

Is this about a teenage girl who killed her boyfriend or something?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Killed her boyfriend? Another guy.

[James Murray]

I. I saw the trailer for it and I was like, that looks.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

It's a documentary or a biopic.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Documentary. Yeah. It's about an hour and a half. Like, I thought I knew the whole story because I had watched it like, you know, in some short form on some other channel.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

But this documentary, I was like, holy, this chick is up.

[James Murray]

She just drove into a house or something.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

To a building. Yeah, some kind of building at like 94 miles an hour, 100 miles an hour or something like that.

[James Murray]

I thought I had a bad one. I had girls hitting me with doors and shit like that when I was in the.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. Like, they did this forensic analysis of the car and everything. And they were like, yeah, she'd. Like, at no point did she touch the brakes. At no point did she slow down. And they said that it looked like they were. Somebody was trying to put it in neutral. Like they were with the gear shift. How they can tell all this stuff? I don't know. I guess the computer.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, that car. The car is almost like a black box now in some of these new cars.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, I think I saw the actual, like the post accident thing on like one of those body dash cam shows or. Body cam shows.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Right.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

The car's. It's like, you can't believe they had

[Walt Flanagan]

life flight somebody out of it. I remember.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, two. Two guys died and the girl survived. Of course, the driver, the crazy driver always survives. But I would recommend it. People ask me for recommendations on documentaries. I would say, yeah, Memorial Day, how'd you. How'd you do. What'd you do over Memorial Day? Q. Anything?

[James Murray]

It was like 40 degrees and raining. I sat inside and tried not to hang myself.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

We went to see the great throw.

[Brian Quinn]

Dino's Mansion is a Memorial Day, a big one for you to usually get out and barbecue and have people over.

[James Murray]

Yeah, sometimes. I don't have people over all the time, but I like being out there and like doing it. I have one of my outdoor cats is, I think, dead now, so I spent the weekend trying to catch him. I caught another cat that needed to get catch, so that cat's in the vet right now. But I think one of my. I think my favorite Outdoor Guy is

[Walt Flanagan]

dead is that the one with the abscess?

[James Murray]

Yeah, yeah. I saw him the next day and he was like walking, like unsteady and I tried to catch him but he disappeared and he hasn't been back. And usually he's there twice a day at my house, so I'm a little upset. So that was my. More. That was really kind of like a bummer because.

[Brian Quinn]

Have you heard the phrase herding cats?

[James Murray]

Yes.

[Brian Quinn]

Is it. Guess catching a cat kind of like hurting a cat, it's like very difficult to do.

[James Murray]

It's not. It's because they trust me because they see me every day and I feed them every day. So it's know it's. It's usually takes a day or two. Sometimes when they see the traps, they get nervous and then. But these are all spoiled. My outdoor cats are spoiled. So they, they, they. So what I did is I upgraded to raw fish like sardines, and they went nuts for it and caught a. Caught one right away. But unfortunately I think not. I think I lost. Not. Not. Yeah, it's a bummer. There's a bummer. He's been. He's been in that neighborhood since I got there.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Are you the crazy cat guy in your neighborhood?

[James Murray]

There are a few of us, a couple. But there's. There's no doubt. I have, we. I have cats that just live on my property now. They don't. They don't go anywhere else because they know how good they have it. But yeah, I lost one of my guys, I think so I was a little bummed out because of that. I was out in the rain trying to. He. I know where he went. I was. It was, it was annoying. But it's a bummer anyway. Sorry.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, I don't, I don't see many cats around where I live. Like there was one that used to come around a couple years ago, but like we don't have. Yeah, yeah, like feral cats or anything like that.

[James Murray]

Well, do you feed them or. No, no, that's the thing is like they, they know where to.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I figure the raccoons and would probably eat it all because we do have raccoons. We got foxes, we got raccoons coming

[James Murray]

at night and they finish up with the cats. Haven't eaten during the day.

[Walt Flanagan]

I've seen more lizards around this plaza than I've seen lizards. Stray cats. Yeah.

[James Murray]

Wow.

[Walt Flanagan]

It's a Mediterranean house gecko.

[Brian Quinn]

Now it has to be that because somebody brought one here to the plaza and species or two.

[Walt Flanagan]

I think someone told me there was a pet store that used to Be here.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, so. Yes, that's right.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. So I think they escaped and. Because we talked about it. So when we went to the exotic animal place, because I showed them a picture, she's like, oh, yeah, it's a Mediterranean house gecko.

[James Murray]

How the fuck do they survive the winters here?

[Walt Flanagan]

I think they, like, they, they. They come inside like they're in, like, the roof.

[James Murray]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You guys went to an exotic animal place?

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[Walt Flanagan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Sunday drive.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Oh, wow. I went to a reptile show recently.

[Brian Quinn]

How was that?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

It was better than I thought it was going to be.

[Brian Quinn]

I didn't know you're into reptiles.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I'm not. Sage and Marybeth are very into reptiles. Like, Sage loves snakes. But they had like. I was like, it's going to be like this tiny little show. It was at the VFW in Poor Mama. So I'm like, okay, it'll be tight.

[Brian Quinn]

That is very tiny, right? That's a very tiny wall to wall.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Like, really as many people as they could fit in with their lizards and their snakes and their bugs and their. I mean, it was crazy. They had. They had a lizards for like 6, 500 bucks. Like, it wasn't. It wasn't.

[Brian Quinn]

Oh, they were selling this.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

They were selling it. Yeah. I thought it was just gonna. That's what I thought it was gonna be, like an exhibit where you could go. You could look at them and people like, hey, I'm so proud of my bow constrictor.

[James Murray]

Yeah, come look at it.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Come check it out.

[Walt Flanagan]

So now he's got a boa constrictor.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, but no, they had all kinds. All kinds of snakes and reptiles.

[Brian Quinn]

Nah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

No, because it's. Marybeth wants a bearded dragon.

[Walt Flanagan]

Okay.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I guess they're real friendly or something.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, Yeah. I had an ex who had one,

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

but I'm like, you just got a cat, you got a dog. Now she's, like, fishing for another dog.

[Brian Quinn]

How big do these things get?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Not too big, I don't think. Right. Dragon picture up there.

[Brian Quinn]

And it probably has a very strict diet it has to adhere to. Right.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I imagine. Yeah. Probably crickets.

[Brian Quinn]

And you have to go into the pet store every. Every week to get crickets.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Go over to the petsmart. Yeah, get him. Yeah, there he is. Yeah, that's what they're holding.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

18 to 24 inches in length, snout to tail.

[James Murray]

But what do you do with a bearded. And I look, I love him like, I love any animal, but. But as a pet. What is it?

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I think it just hangs out with You.

[James Murray]

It just hangs out.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, it just sits there.

[James Murray]

Oh, look. This will say they will snuggle and fall asleep on you while they are. Reptiles lack the emotional capacity for mammalian infection. They enjoy your body.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I've been accused of that.

[James Murray]

Yeah. That's cool.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. Yeah. So it was. It was way cooler than I thought it was going to be. Like, I actually, like. I was like, I don't really feel like going to this. But they wanted to go, so I was like, it, I'll take them. And once I was there, I was like, all right, it's not that bad. It's like, I kind of was getting into reptiles a little.

[James Murray]

Tries reptiles.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah. Maybe Bry tries a bearded dragon.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah.

[James Murray]

So how long do they live? Check them out, Keno. See if this thing's gonna.

[Brian Quinn]

So those. Those geckos that are at the airport plaza, they have to be the most inbred colony of lizards that have ever walked the planet, right?

[Walt Flanagan]

I'm not sure exactly how long they live, so. Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

But probably that pet store has been gone for a long time.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I have no recollection.

[Brian Quinn]

Feels like. Like, if there's any plaza that would accept an inbred fucking colony of misfits, it's this. Like, no one tried. Like, nobody calls out an exterminator. We're just like, oh, that's weird. There's lizards and people are just like,

[James Murray]

oh, well, there used to be a hot store here.

[Walt Flanagan]

I've only ever seen him at night by the back door, so there's not that many people around here at that time of night to see them, so. And I've only. I've only seen him, like, two or three times.

[Brian Quinn]

You told me every time you see him, you told me.

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah, because, like, the first time you think he.

[Brian Quinn]

Think no one believes you, right?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah. Yes, it was the first time like that. But then I managed to get a photo of one, and then I was like, okay, now I got the picture.

[Brian Quinn]

I gave you the rent check, right?

[Walt Flanagan]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Okay. It's right here.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Let me see. I wanted to bring this up to queue, but it's on Instagram, so I have to use my phone.

[James Murray]

The gram.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

The gram I gotta use. Yeah, this comes up every once in a while. I believe Staten island borough Council votes 6 to 0 to secede from New York City. Yeah, again, they said they've been trying to do this since 1894.

[James Murray]

It's just never gonna happen.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, I think they depend too much on you guys for, like, tax revenue.

[James Murray]

And we stand out. He just gets by the City. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

But, like, they're saying Staten Islanders don't want to live under Mum Donnie's regime.

[James Murray]

Honestly, has anything changed? I forget he's the mayor. He hasn't really done anything that's like, not yet. I don't know. De Blasio, I fucking hated. I hated living under him as the mayor. Hated it. I thought everything he did was, like a fucking blunder and a misplay. I. I thought that at times that guy hated New York City.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

I wouldn't doubt it.

[James Murray]

Yeah. De Blasio. But I have not seen that yet from. But I also don't read. You know, I'm also not hip to the. To the news, but. But I don't think he likes Dan island very much.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, I don't like him. I know that much.

[Walt Flanagan]

I think it was the only borough that didn't get, like, that free daycare that, like, every other borough got.

[James Murray]

Oh, really? Yeah, we always get. Stan island always gets.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, I think they were pissed about, like, the immigrants coming in and, like, taking over, like, schools and, like, the public housing.

[James Murray]

Well, the whole city got over. Yeah. They went too far with it. And it was like. It was just like. I'd never seen a homeless person on Highland Bull on a Staten island my entire life. And then, like, you know, in the middle of all that stuff, suddenly they were like groups of four or five guys hanging out on street corners. But I haven't seen it. Like, I think they kind of did. They kind of cleaned it up. Plus, they probably came to state. I was like, the fuck are we? Everybody hates us and it takes an hour to get anywhere. They probably. They probably went somewhere else.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, they weren't psyched to be there either.

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Do you want to give a recommendation? I know you saw Mando.

[James Murray]

I saw, man. Though I seem to have enjoyed it more than most people.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, it seems like they're like. A lot of people are so bitter and almost like a. Like a bad relationship with stuff. Star wars that they can't accept. Maybe something new could come out and they don't have preconceived notions where they're immediately hated, like, right out of the gate.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Yeah, I feel that way.

[Brian Quinn]

I think Star wars stuff anymore, but.

[James Murray]

Well, they earned it. It's not like Star wars didn't earn it. I mean, it wasn't bad.

[Brian Quinn]

It wasn't good. It was just kind of like it's a popcorn movie if you got nothing to do.

[James Murray]

I was an adventure movie.

[Brian Quinn]

It opens, I think the opening sequence that you mentioned. Mentioned with the adats is cool.

[James Murray]

Yeah, the ad. That's cool. I. I get what people. Because I know people who hate it.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah. It's their pre con. They're preconditioned to hate.

[James Murray]

Star Wars.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Is this theatrical.

[Brian Quinn]

They're like the battery battered wife syndrome with Star Wars. Like, it's gonna be woke. It's gonna be woke.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That would be my fear.

[Brian Quinn]

I'm like, calm down, Sunday. Jesus, take a chill.

[James Murray]

They. That Obi Wan show so hard. I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if nobody trusts them ever again. But I went and I had fun. I. I didn't realize people hated it until I came out and I was like, oh, it's fun. And people like, what? Yeah, we all been complaining about CGI for decades now. And these guys do it practically. And you guys are gonna. Complaining, like, I'm like, when? When are they gonna win? When will they win?

[Brian Quinn]

And they're. And like, for the. You guys who are like. Like, I don't want any messages. No message. No messages.

[James Murray]

They didn't even. They didn't even beat the father son drum in this. They're like. They just get along.

[Brian Quinn]

All right. You don't want a message. All right. It's just one big long fight scene.

[James Murray]

Yes.

[Brian Quinn]

Mando just beats ass from minute one to the end.

[James Murray]

Star Wars. That's what I want. Yeah. Maybe that's why I like that I don't learn anything where I wasn't talked down to the entire time.

[Brian Quinn]

I thought the score was excellent.

[James Murray]

Fantastic.

[Brian Quinn]

Who did the score?

[James Murray]

Same guy who did the TV show. His name's like, Jermaine Lusset or what?

[Brian Quinn]

I could, yeah. Recommend. Recommend getting the. The score.

[James Murray]

I've never seen, like, techno in Star

[Brian Quinn]

wars before, but it really reminded me a little John Carpenter esque at times.

[James Murray]

Yeah. The synths and all that stuff.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Ludwig.

[James Murray]

I wasn't that far off. Yeah, it was pretty dope.

[Brian Quinn]

What's it a, man? If your name is Ludwig, you just know you're gonna be a composer, right?

[James Murray]

Yeah.

[Brian Quinn]

Unless he changed it. Like, if you were. If you're a mom or dad and you name your kid Ludwig, you know, you're setting him up. He's gotta have to be.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

You're not gonna be a gas station attendant.

[James Murray]

I will say this. I was talking to my friend just yesterday. He came by the set when we were shooting. He came from the movie and he's like, fucking. Oh, I hated it. And I started talking to him at like, well, what about this, this and this? Then the end, I go, let me ask you something. It was three episodes of the TV show. Would you have liked those episodes? And he goes like, yeah. He goes, I think they would have been good episodes. I was like, all right, so there's your issue. Then he was like, yeah, But a tickets, 20 bucks, the popcorns, fucking 40, you know, everything. He goes, by the time I spend an 800 bucks on a movie, it better be fucking good. Like, it doesn't. I don't want to be just a TV show on the big screen. Whereas I was a little bit like, I don't know, it's just fun. Like, I just had fun.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, I agree with you.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

That's why I felt about the fight, the Deadwood movie, you know, the final Deadwood. I was like, it just feels like a long episode, not a movie, you

[James Murray]

know, I don't know.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

Eventually, yeah, whatever.

[Brian Quinn]

I did see people complaining, you know, it's like, well, Mando and Grogu, they're in the same spot at the end of the movie that they were at the beginning of the movie. There was no growth. And I'm like, man up your helmet, Grogu, grow.

[James Murray]

Yeah, I know this is what you read somewhere.

[Brian Quinn]

Yeah, people were just bitching that Grogu and Mando don't have any growth in the movie.

[Brian 'Q' Quinn]

What is their arc? Fuck off.

[Brian Quinn]

Tell them, Steve.