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The 500 the 500. JM been walking us down through that
Wayne Fetterman
2012 edition so it ain't nothing to you.
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Hundreds want to go and in need of a friend the king of peaceful orangelo Talkin the 500 until the end Talking the 500 until the end with
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my man JL
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on the 500 Talking the 500 until the end Life is a joy we'll have a spirit time we'll have a sleepy time. That is sleepy time time is by cream from the 66 record fresh cream. It's number 102 out of 500 on the 500 with me. I'm Josh. My last name is Myers, my middle name is Adam. And this is the 500 where I'm going through Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Albums. It's a late episode because I forgot to do the intro when I was with what's His Face. And then the guy was bugging me to send it in and I forgot. So here we are. And you're getting it now. We have a YouTube Subscribe. Patreon Subscribe. I don't know if anybody even listens to that. Let's just get to it, man. We are doing, I think our third or fourth Cream record. And it is not what I was expecting. It's the truth, I'm not gonna lie. And of course I brought back the homie, the Wayne Fetterman. And it's his birthday today. We did it live. He had no idea that I didn't know. By the way, new book out. The history of Stand up from Mark Twain to Dave Chappelle. I got a signed copy. He said I love you Gree Gree in it. Go to waynefetterman.com for everything. Check out Maria Bamford's doc and Mel Brooks he's always working on. And of course, I'll let him describe it at the end time to party rate reviews. Subscribe to the 500. Follow me and Josh Adam Myers on all social media. Email the podcast@500podcastmail.com follow the Facebook group and for all things 500, go to the website the500podcast.com. All right, guys, here we go with Cream Wet 102 with fresh creamsies. I just saw a thing.
Wayne Fetterman
I think the Viper Room. Is that still around?
Josh Adam Myers
Still there, but those are hanging on, man.
Wayne Fetterman
They are.
Josh Adam Myers
I just saw a thing. Ricky Rackman, you know the guy, host a Headbangers ball. He's talking about the Sunset Strip is dead.
Wayne Fetterman
Really? Every time I drive by, I see.
Josh Adam Myers
But it's not. It's never going to be.
Wayne Fetterman
Well, how could it?
Josh Adam Myers
And then somebody tried to say that.
Wayne Fetterman
And remember we talked about that place on the corner of. Oh, my God, what's it called? The corner of Crescent Heights and Sunset. That started. There's something happening here. Oh, yeah? What was it called? Oh, my God. No, no. Right next to. Next to Gardens of Allah was the little club.
Josh Adam Myers
What was a club?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Ricky Rackman said that the Sunset Strip died when Guns N Roses put out November Rains. He says that was the beginning of it.
Wayne Fetterman
I mean, it was. Look, it had an incredible run.
Josh Adam Myers
Very incredible.
Wayne Fetterman
Incredible. I mean, it's ridiculous.
Josh Adam Myers
But that was. That was the shift.
Wayne Fetterman
Remember we talked about the Birds? They did that whole residency.
Josh Adam Myers
You've done. You've done all the bands you're getting all the shit that you like now.
Wayne Fetterman
No, this band I do like.
Josh Adam Myers
You almost had Coltrane, everybody. He was like. You were a pubic hair away from doing.
Wayne Fetterman
What did I say when you sent me?
Josh Adam Myers
Please, no, Please, no, Please now.
Wayne Fetterman
Because I don't like that music. I don't like a Love Supreme. But then when I did a little research into. Made me laugh like. His journey is wild.
Josh Adam Myers
I know.
Wayne Fetterman
Wild.
Josh Adam Myers
It was a great episode with James Mattern. And he did. Went through. Oh, dude. It's the. It's one of the most complicated, you know.
Wayne Fetterman
Did you talk about the. Him like being a Philly session guy and like being brought up to build?
Josh Adam Myers
Yes. You know, I think we did.
Wayne Fetterman
It's all 1955. It's all 1955. I'm trying to think of the name of the other saxophone player who before him.
Josh Adam Myers
Charlie Parker.
Wayne Fetterman
Charlie Parker dies in 55. And by the way, 55. We should do an episode just on 1955. And what happened in rock. Charlie Parker dies. Maybelline is recorded by Chuck Berry.
Josh Adam Myers
Maybe it's Maybelline. He did that.
Wayne Fetterman
Tutti Fruiter is recorded by a guy named Little Richard. Bo Diddley did Bo Diddley. The movie Blackboard Jungle opens up with. Opens with Rock around the Clock. So the first rock song, really, in a movie. First time. 45s sell more than 78s. It's like the start of the youth culture. There's more. Bob Dylan buys his first guitar in 1955. Obviously, what happens with Parker? And there's something. There's something. And obviously Coltrane gets hired to play with Miles Davis.
Josh Adam Myers
Yep.
Wayne Fetterman
It's a really incredible. If you're, you know, just like. And through it all. Oh, and Buddy Holly stops playing country music, starts playing rock and roll.
Josh Adam Myers
The crickets.
Wayne Fetterman
Yes.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, I know about the crickets. Come on, dude. We've done that before.
Wayne Fetterman
I love it. Come on his birthday, ladies. It's a really. It's a really fun.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, unfortunately, we're doing an episode 1956. We.
Wayne Fetterman
We planned on that.
Josh Adam Myers
We said. We said. We said we're big in a year. It's 56. And nothing happened in 56. Nothing.
Wayne Fetterman
That was the Elvis year, man. That's the. So. So anyway, so I learned a lot about Coltrane.
Josh Adam Myers
And how much time are you putting in when I say. Because I give you no time at all.
Wayne Fetterman
I like it. I like learning. It's like. It's not. It's not like, oh, I have to excuse my language.
Josh Adam Myers
No, please cut that.
Wayne Fetterman
Cut that out.
Josh Adam Myers
Keep that in and really amplify it like his voice did earlier. Like. Like, put echo on it. Like.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, I. I don't. I really like learning about that. And, yeah, I. So that Coltrane situation, you know, I used to do a joke about jazz musicians and heroin, and he's like a perfect. All of these. Those guys.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, he is.
Wayne Fetterman
You know, by the way, my whole take was. If you thought bebop music was inscrutable and annoying, guess what? Modal jazz is coming down.
Josh Adam Myers
I love. I think modal's the one we were talking about. That on the episode is like, we can even flip it back to the band we're talking about. Like, if I was gonna give somebody the first Miles Davis record, I wouldn't give them. Where is the cool. No, I'll give them Kind of Blue. Yeah. Because it's the most easily digestible. And just like, for today, everybody, I'm just swinging in. I wouldn't give somebody this album. I would never give somebody. We're talking about, you know, the band. And that's what we're talking about today. Ladies and gentlemen, we're diving into Cream Fresh.
Wayne Fetterman
Cream Fresh. By the way, Cream has a very arrogant name for their band.
Josh Adam Myers
Why?
Wayne Fetterman
Because they were the cream of the virtuosis. Virtuoso musicians in the London blues scenes. Those were the three best guys.
Josh Adam Myers
It's the.
Wayne Fetterman
It was, in a way, a super group, but nobody really knew them outside of, like, guitar guys. And we had already done the Beano album, so we have.
Josh Adam Myers
But, you know, this is. What's so funny is, like. Is like, you know, when all of these albums, arguably, that are on this list in, in a way, changed music, I don't think, you know, because, you know, we already know, like, these are three guys with enough ego to power London. You know what I mean? They are.
Wayne Fetterman
They're the cream.
Josh Adam Myers
They are.
Wayne Fetterman
You know, they're not the soy milk.
Josh Adam Myers
They're not soy milk.
Wayne Fetterman
What else would be in caught. I don't drink coffee.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, I. I think they're more of. Because they're. They're three. They have to be three ingredients that are all as equally strong.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
You know what I mean? What is it like a liquor drink? English.
Wayne Fetterman
I know what you mean. I've been speaking English for years. This is my primary language. Did you know that? I grew up in Silver Spring, Maryland.
Josh Adam Myers
You know what we should do? You and I should just do this episode where we just talk over each other. Just like the solos on this album just. We just. We just Solo. We just like. No, this is. This is. I don't understand why this one's below some of the other ones, because.
Wayne Fetterman
I know. I agree with that. So this made higher on the list.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, ladies and gentlemen, this is the
Wayne Fetterman
first thing maybe I ever agreed on. Yeah, I love it.
Josh Adam Myers
We both like Chinese women.
Wayne Fetterman
That is true.
Josh Adam Myers
They both hate Chinese food.
Wayne Fetterman
Hate Chinese food. Love Chinese.
Josh Adam Myers
Love Chinese women.
Wayne Fetterman
Love Mandarin, but don't like that other language.
Josh Adam Myers
We loved King Kim Jong Mao, but we hated the other guy. No, this is. You know, if. If we're talking about the debut album from. From rock's. I guess we first real super group where it's funny is jazz had super groups all the time. Speaking of that. Coltrane. But Power Trio. Yeah, but this is. This is basically, you know, supergroup, I guess, you know, with this band. Mason Maisley. Maisley mostly becomes like a code for. I wrote three famous people who hate each other by track four.
Wayne Fetterman
Well, the two of them really hated
Josh Adam Myers
each other, of course. And if you don't know who we're talking about, let's do all three.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. But the two hated each other. With the drummer, it came out of the jazz tradition. Ginger. You can say his last name. Baker.
Josh Adam Myers
Buck Hair.
Wayne Fetterman
No, it's not Buck Hair. Ginger Baker.
Josh Adam Myers
Ginger Baker.
Wayne Fetterman
And the bass player, Jack Bruce also had kind of a jet, but they famously fought on stage before they got into Cream.
Josh Adam Myers
This is like. They're like the police.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, tell me. I don't know what that means.
Josh Adam Myers
The band, the Police.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, I thought you mean the police, like the LA police.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, if you've been outside anywhere and seen all the crime, they're not around here in Los Angeles.
Wayne Fetterman
But they were.
Josh Adam Myers
We needed you, Spencer.
Wayne Fetterman
Right?
Josh Adam Myers
God damn it. Give us another reality star. How about Trisha from Season Vegas of the Real World? No, I. I think. I think that's what's interesting about this band.
Wayne Fetterman
I mean, it's insane that they said yes to Eric Clapton's idea to bring in Jack Bruce because it was originally Gingerbreaker said, I want to do something with you, and. And he was like, yeah, let's do it with Jack Bruce. And Gingerbreaker almost drove the car off the road. Like, I stabbed that guy like that. We, like, We've gotten into real physical altercations when they were with Graham Bond and all of that stuff off.
Josh Adam Myers
Dude. Yeah, I. I love. Dude, you are. You are burying the lead. And it's like, you know, can we do that? Can we put the pin in that and go Pulp F Style and Then go.
Wayne Fetterman
Let's go back to the beginning. By the way, let's say Woody Allen and Annie hall did time jumps before Quentin Tarantino.
Josh Adam Myers
100. Yeah, 100. And he also found out his stepdaughter before most other people as well.
Wayne Fetterman
Okay. His girlfriend's daughter. Adopted daughter.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, Mia Farrow's hottie.
Wayne Fetterman
I mean, she's with Frank Sinatra, if I'm not mistaken. Trivia question. What do you got? I believe Mia Farrow is the first face on the COVID of People magazine.
Josh Adam Myers
I love that.
Wayne Fetterman
In the seventies.
Josh Adam Myers
Look it up.
Wayne Fetterman
Look it up. Sorry to put you to work.
Josh Adam Myers
No, he has to work. He's. He has to sit here.
Wayne Fetterman
Keep. Remember People still around? People magazine.
Josh Adam Myers
People magazine. Sexiest man in the world.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, they do all of that kind of stuff.
Josh Adam Myers
We remember Nick Nolte. Got it. And then he really went to. After that.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, you got too craggly.
Josh Adam Myers
You know what's funny?
Wayne Fetterman
So what, 74.
Josh Adam Myers
Come on, guys.
Wayne Fetterman
Again? It's my birthday. I've been around a while. I remember these things.
Josh Adam Myers
I want to say this because I brought up Nick Nolte.
Wayne Fetterman
Why am I yelling?
Josh Adam Myers
You know, right here? No, no, no, you're good. Yell, dude, it's your birthday. Now. You're an old man. Now you have to practice telling people to get off. Oh, that's right.
Wayne Fetterman
What do I do?
Josh Adam Myers
You're going too fast.
Wayne Fetterman
Yell at a cloud. What do I do? What is the expression?
Josh Adam Myers
Old man yells at a cloud? Is that what it is? It's from the. You know what's a good expression that I love. And I don't think I use it enough. Shit or get off the pot. Oh, yeah, I love that. I don't use that enough.
Wayne Fetterman
So that's take a dump or stop smoking marijuana. Is that what that means?
Josh Adam Myers
You take a shit or you wanted to do at least with the cbd, you know?
Wayne Fetterman
Right, right, right, right, right.
Josh Adam Myers
But I. Angelo. Angelo had this joke that it was like that when women say I have an ugly penis. I've been told it looks like Nick Nolte coughing. And what I remember after he died, like a month after he died, I was driving up Highland and I was very emotional, listening to Elton John's I want love and I won't love. Not just the brain way. And I'm just like, Angelo, please, I miss you. Give me a sign that you're with me. And then it was Oscar day, and in a parking lot of a Jiffy Lube, was. Was Nick Nolte right there. It just made me laugh. Because I was like, oh, man. I thought of the joke and I was like, oh, that's.
Wayne Fetterman
Does that make you believe in.
Josh Adam Myers
If you want to view, simply watch the movie. Nuts.
Wayne Fetterman
Pandora's Box. That is the name of the club on the corner of. Right next to the Gardens of Allah. Do you know that little island where. San Vicente. Excuse me not saying. Crescent Heights and Sunset. That used to be bigger. And that's where this club called Pandora's Box. That's where the riots started. There's something happening here.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
We talked about this.
Josh Adam Myers
We have talked about.
Wayne Fetterman
I love. I love that song so much. And everyone thinks it's about the war or what happened in Ohio. No, like. Well, these kids.
Josh Adam Myers
You need to. Anytime somebody says that, you need to, like, pop out, like, Shazam.
Wayne Fetterman
And I couldn't remember Pandora's. That's.
Josh Adam Myers
How much.
Wayne Fetterman
This is my new future.
Josh Adam Myers
How much have we talked about the. The Cream Boys getting together? Because I want to know a little bit.
Wayne Fetterman
Well, we did, because we had done the Beano album and then we had done Wheels of Fire. So we really had done this. But I want to go back to what you were just talking about. Elton John.
Josh Adam Myers
Take me there.
Wayne Fetterman
February 1965. Not four, not six. February 1965, at the Marquee Club in London. The guy who owns the club takes a chance and brings a blues guy over from the United States named Buddy Guy. You may recognize him from the movie centers.
Josh Adam Myers
I saw him.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, I saw him. You may know him for that. So he goes over there and plugs into. Not a Marshall amp, but one of those boxes. AC 30s, I think they're called, but all the way to 10. Strat guitar. Does the chitlin circuit, plays with the teeth four. Hendricks. All of this stuff. And in the room, Eric Clapton. Wait. Jeff Beck.
Josh Adam Myers
Wait, wait, you know they are.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, we know. It's like a Rock and Roll hall of Fame thing there. Yeah. And Jimmy Page, but even better. And of course, this is the first time you're like, oh, blues can be crazy loud like this. Which is. And obviously, the dexterity of Buddy Guy on the guitar is just mind blowing for these guys. And it was a trio. That's where they get the idea for Cream. He's not like. He's not in a trio in the Yardbirds. Eric Clapton. He's not in a trio in John Mayo and the Blues Breakers. They're like, oh, man. You can do it with three. If you're that loud with your electric guitar.
Josh Adam Myers
Were they the first band to do three? I mean, I feel like there had to have been other ones.
Wayne Fetterman
They were the first big ones. Yes. There was, in a way, Buddy Holly and the Crickets and even Elvis before he got the drummer.
Josh Adam Myers
There's another band. L. A French trio.
Wayne Fetterman
Exactly. But they were really. And that guy Johnny Burdett, who did Train, kept a roll and he was a trio. But they were the real one. They were the first power trio, they called it before Rush, before ZZ Top, before. I can't think of another one, but. But the thing is, what would be another great one? Oh, Emerson, Lake and P. Rush. Rush, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
The Police, Everclear.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, are they three?
Josh Adam Myers
I think. I think Chevelle. Okay, these are all bands on these. None of these bands suck. Dude. Chevelle does not suck.
Wayne Fetterman
Chevelle's not on that list.
Josh Adam Myers
Not on the greatest of all time.
Wayne Fetterman
But, you know, I'm sorry, Chevelle, if you're listening right now, I apologize.
Josh Adam Myers
Huge fans.
Wayne Fetterman
They named after the car.
Josh Adam Myers
Yes, but they're like new metal, so it's not like it's nothing you would ever listen to. Like, you've never listened to Korn before, have you?
Wayne Fetterman
I know, but the K with the K. Yes, I have listened to Corn, but I don't know Chevelle. I don't know Barracuda. I don't know Dart. These are all Cars. Oh, okay.
Josh Adam Myers
Edsel.
Wayne Fetterman
I don't know any of these bands.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, why did you want to leave?
Wayne Fetterman
So anyway, but the other thing I was going to say, besides those three guys who were like blown away, I really feel like that Buddy guy, I think it was. I know it was a Thursday night in February 1965 at the Marquee Club that those three guys saw that and were like, oh, this is where rock and roll can go. This is not. This is louder than, you know, top 40 day tripper or whatever, you know, Beatles songs and things like that. And. But the opening band, who. I don't remember what they're called, but in that. Who opened for Buddy Guy that night? Backup singer Rod Stewart, piano player Reg Dwight later became. Yes. A crazy night. I feel like an under reported night in the history of music.
Josh Adam Myers
Why is that, you think?
Wayne Fetterman
Because it's. It's. Yeah, just because I. Maybe no one else drew all of those parallels. Maybe this is what I'm born on earth to do, which I do in my new book.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, my God. Well, here. Promote the book.
Wayne Fetterman
No, we'll do it later. But I'm just saying I. A lot of times I like. I feel like I'm good at drawing connections to things. So. So that night was wild. And eventually, you know, Eric Clapton plugs his Gibson guitar into a Marshall amplifier and that's. And gets something called the woman sound. Do you know about this?
Josh Adam Myers
I don't know anything about it.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, we talked about this. This is the sound he wanted.
Josh Adam Myers
Dude, I moved on to like 45. That's the problem is that like we get so much.
Wayne Fetterman
You're right.
Josh Adam Myers
Like names pop up and I'm like oh, John Landau.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, of course, you know. Yeah, I apologize. Of course.
Josh Adam Myers
Tell us again. Come on.
Wayne Fetterman
No, no, he wanted to have this. He had this idea for this sound that he felt like guitars were too jangly, were too high end. And he wanted something with a lot more mid range. And he got this with the smaller, not a stack of Marshall amps. Pete Townsend invents those. The big cabinets, you know, the hundred watts. Yeah, this was just like a 45 watt or something. Marshall amp made in England. This is one of my favorite things of like England came up with those martial amps. United States comes up with those Gibson inventor guitars. Look at this. Even though we fought a war against each other, we're collaborating now in the music world.
Josh Adam Myers
Get John Bonamassa on the phone.
Wayne Fetterman
Dude, this is no perfect.
Josh Adam Myers
He would, he would call him up.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, he would call him up.
Josh Adam Myers
He's smoking a cigar on his porch playing one of the trillion dollar guitars.
Wayne Fetterman
Exactly. That's a perfect guy. He is. He's the historian of that.
Josh Adam Myers
But, but, but, you know, but.
Wayne Fetterman
So I just love that combination again. We're about to celebrate In a week, America's 250th anniversary, right?
Josh Adam Myers
Yep. Going to the Trump rally, going to
Wayne Fetterman
go wrestle or whatever.
Josh Adam Myers
What else are they doing there?
Wayne Fetterman
They're nascar. What is he doing on the way?
Josh Adam Myers
You know what, you know, they're going to get. They're not getting Cream, they're not getting Ginger Baker or Jack Bruce or they're getting Chevelle. They're getting.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, I love it. Yeah. So both, by the way, Bruce and Gingerbrake are now dead. So Eric Clapton is the only one left from that band. And they get together and then they record this album, you know, in 19
Josh Adam Myers
releases, released in 66. Produced by Robert Stigwood.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Four track equipment with very few overdubs. He says they barely took it seriously. Clapton, he said that.
Wayne Fetterman
It's. I don't want. I know I'm going to get a lot of hate. It's my least favorite of the four Cream albums. I don't count the live one, but obviously. But the. It's my least favorite. And it's still good. It's more blues.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
Psychedelic hard. Hard rock. There's no, like, none of that is in it lyrically.
Josh Adam Myers
It's horrible, by the way. It is. It is immature. Like, it's stuff that, like, it seems like.
Wayne Fetterman
It seems very element. I mean, there's a couple moments where you hear Clapton doing it, but even more interesting then. So they record this album in England, right? And they get our old buddy Ahmad Erdogan of Atlantic Records to put it, you know, put it out on the ATCO label over here. Does pretty good. And they have. But they don't really explode because their first live gig. Do you know about this?
Josh Adam Myers
I don't know any. Dude, I love that you're talking to me like, this is your shit, dude. Their first live gig, Coltrane, I knew everything. But this, I'm like.
Wayne Fetterman
Their first live gig they do is for Murray the K. Do you know who Ben Schwartz is? The improv guy?
Josh Adam Myers
Yes, I do.
Wayne Fetterman
He just got hired to play Murray the K in all four of those Beatle movies.
Josh Adam Myers
No way.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Good for him, man.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Great gift working with Sam Mendez.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, the whole thing. The whole thing, the whole thing.
Josh Adam Myers
And those are gonna be good.
Wayne Fetterman
He's Sonic the Hedgehog. He's also. He's done four of those. He's. And just as a side note, just an incredibly good basketball player. Great human being and Holocaust denier. Totally flat Earther. Flat.
Josh Adam Myers
Can't prove him wrong.
Wayne Fetterman
I can't prove him wrong.
Josh Adam Myers
Makes good points.
Wayne Fetterman
He's very careful, but. And obviously top level improv performer.
Josh Adam Myers
I'm good for him. Do you think those movies are going to be good Beatles ones, say Mendez. I mean, you know, it's like, you know, American beauty. 1917 was great. I even like that one about the movie theater in England. The one with the. The chick from. The favorite. The British Olivia Colman. Oh, yeah, it was good. I watched it like a hotel room when I was like, on the road somewhere.
Wayne Fetterman
I don't. You know, I'm a beetle nut, so, I mean, I'm. Obviously, I'll go lot. It's a lot.
Josh Adam Myers
There's so many young. There's so many young people that would. That think that the Beatles are overrated.
Wayne Fetterman
I love that take.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
Don't like it at all. Love it.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, it's. Love that take because it's such a ridiculous thing.
Wayne Fetterman
It's fun. Why not?
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, you can't.
Wayne Fetterman
And there was actually. I Saw a clip of a guy, like, driving a car, listening to Maxwell Silver Hammer or. No, no, no, obladio bladder. And just the look of disdain on his face. And I was like, oh, I kind of get it. I kind of get that. This would seem ridiculous. He's just driving in his truck. It's coming through the speakers, and he's just like, this can't be what everyone's talking about.
Josh Adam Myers
Is this funny? Because I said this on stage. You know how, like the Beatles, when he wrote. When he wrote Yesterday, he originally, the original lyrics were scrambled eggs. And I was like. When Michael McDonald was writing Taking it to the Streets, the original lyrics were making my girlfriend queef. That's the joke.
Wayne Fetterman
I got it. You'd like to go blue? You'd like to go blue.
Josh Adam Myers
All right. Dude, I thought that was pretty. They're like, nah, I think that's. You know, nobody's ever done a Queef song before.
Wayne Fetterman
No, I could see that. The.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, McDonald's did that. You up?
Wayne Fetterman
No, no, no, no, no, no. I thought it was a real story. And then I was like, okay, this is a joke.
Josh Adam Myers
I told you it was a joke. Is this funny?
Wayne Fetterman
I know.
Josh Adam Myers
God, I don't like the seat. I hate this seat.
Wayne Fetterman
I'm really sorry. I don't like it either.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, you gotta get some more cushion. And you're pushing, bruh.
Wayne Fetterman
It's. Yeah. Did you ever see the movie the Nutty Professor?
Josh Adam Myers
The original or the Jerry Lewis one? I mean, vaguely. There's a great.
Wayne Fetterman
There's a great scene where he's in the office of the dean of the school or the president, and he's not only is in the lower seat, he sits in it.
Josh Adam Myers
Hilarious.
Wayne Fetterman
He sinks into. It's really beautiful.
Josh Adam Myers
I like the. I like the. I like the. The Eddie Murphy one, though, though.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Clums. Oh, come on, dude. They said that I. I found out that Dave Chappelle was modeling the standup comic performance off the guy that hosted the comedy seller Arty Fuqua.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, really crazy.
Josh Adam Myers
That's because we were all together, dude. It was.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, I didn't know that we.
Josh Adam Myers
Were you in New York? Let me write.
Wayne Fetterman
Hold on. Let me put this in the book. Let me put this in.
Josh Adam Myers
Were you in New York for the Knicks, the championship stuff?
Wayne Fetterman
Yes, I was that while you were there, just for game five. Just for game. You go, No, I don't know. But I was outside. And here's the most betterman kind of angle on it. As you know, I'm a huge Hupes fan. Hupes not hoops. Hoops is. Went to see a little play by Arthur Miller called Death of a Salesman. Yeah. I don't want to tell you how it ends, but it's kind of in the. It's a spoiler title.
Josh Adam Myers
I thought they did. I thought they did a reworking of. Was more of it. It was more of a death of his ego.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
The end. He actually, metaphorically, he drives a car and he parks it, and then he just goes, you know what?
Wayne Fetterman
I should have taken that other job. Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah. What am I doing?
Wayne Fetterman
What am I doing? Why am I so proud?
Josh Adam Myers
Happy, get over here.
Wayne Fetterman
Why am I so proud? I won't take this, my friend. He's offering me. Charlie's offering me a job. Why am I taking that? That's funny. But I like plays that spoil the end of it.
Josh Adam Myers
I'm reworking the play. Chicago. It's going to be called Des Moines.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, just like the little small. So I saw Death of a Salesman at the Winter Garden Theater.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
One of my favorite theaters of all the Broadway houses.
Josh Adam Myers
Nice.
Wayne Fetterman
And then walked outside. There's viewing parties all over Times Square at different restaurants, different things.
Josh Adam Myers
I was in Phoenix for game five. I wanted them to lose game five so they could win game six.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh.
Josh Adam Myers
Because I really wanted to win.
Wayne Fetterman
I wanted a game seven.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, no. God, no.
Wayne Fetterman
And so guess where I watched it. Of all the viewing parties that were, like, kind of going. Were you just standing in the street watching through the windows?
Josh Adam Myers
Red Lobster.
Wayne Fetterman
Very close. Applebee's.
Josh Adam Myers
I knew it was gonna be like a chain restaurant. Like, you know me, the Eminem store.
Wayne Fetterman
You don't know me. Okay.
Josh Adam Myers
You love the Ultimate Feast, and you love the. You love a good mozzarella stick cheese pull.
Wayne Fetterman
Yes, I do. Yes, they do. So that's where I saw. That's where I saw outside Applebee's on 50th and Broadway and then went into Times Square, let a. Lit a couple school buses on fire and got out of there.
Josh Adam Myers
You love rioting, too.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, it's the best. It's the best. And my favorite was as soon as the Knicks won, you know, there's cops on all the corners everywhere.
Josh Adam Myers
I bet.
Wayne Fetterman
I. This girl, I took a picture of her. She was this female cop, and she's, like, pulling her hair back. She's about to put on the. The helmet.
Josh Adam Myers
Helmet.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah, the riot helmet. It was just a great, like, little.
Josh Adam Myers
And I was in Phoenix where it was 117 degrees.
Wayne Fetterman
So cool. So it's cool
Josh Adam Myers
like the fire that was burning inside the band Cream.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. So. So anyway, so they. Their first live in the United States. Brought over here Stigwood books of Murray the K has something called. Oh, my God, what was this called? Oh, Music of the fifth Dimension. I think this is before even the fifth.
Josh Adam Myers
This is the dawning of the age before.
Wayne Fetterman
That's. That's all in 1916. Later. Later. 6. So it's an incredible show. It's the who's first time performing in the United States. Okay. And it's like, who.
Josh Adam Myers
Who's this man?
Wayne Fetterman
Exactly. And then Cream. So they only get to perform like one song. It's one of these stage shows and then they show a movie and then they do it again. So they do five shows a day over like the week or something like that, or 10 days. And it's just a nightmare for these guys who are like, you know, these are the king of improvisational rave ups. And next thing you know, it's like they're doing I Feel Free. Or you know what, one of their hits off this album.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh my God, you can call it that and hit me like a ton of bricks.
Wayne Fetterman
But it's at a great. It's. But the movie. That's. But anyway, one also on the bill is Smokey Robinson and we did an episode on him.
Josh Adam Myers
Why aren't they doing these? I mean, is this. Are these like the predecessors for Coachella and festivals?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, this is in a weird. Simon and Garfunkel. It's excellent. You brought that up. This is you drawing the connections because Simon and Garfunkel is also on that bill. So Simon and Garfunkel, the who, Cream, Wilson Pickett, Smokey Robinson. And they have to do, you know, one after another.
Josh Adam Myers
Where did they put the Garfunkels?
Wayne Fetterman
That's a good question. I know Cream went towards the end because.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, you have to put whoever allow. I mean, but they're like, who. I mean, who's gonna.
Wayne Fetterman
And this is one of those where the who would break the equipment and then tape it together.
Josh Adam Myers
Can I tell you, I bet you had the best high energy performance.
Wayne Fetterman
Wilson Pickett.
Josh Adam Myers
Yep. Yeah, I bet you he did. Yeah, I bet you he did.
Wayne Fetterman
Dude, that's your. That's your jam. Otis. Wilson Pickett. That's your.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, I got an Otis Redding tattoo.
Wayne Fetterman
Sorry about that. Oh, no, on purpose. I thought you lost the batteries.
Josh Adam Myers
Hey, do you want to put a black man on your arm?
Wayne Fetterman
No, but can we bring it back to Otis for just one second? And what you were saying about Coachella Is. Yes. These rock and roll shows that had like eight acts on them and then showed a movie. This was at the RKO theater on the east side. And then showed a movie. Five shows a day.
Josh Adam Myers
It's like, all right, guys. And that is going to conclude our rock fiesta. And now get ready for From Here to Eternity.
Wayne Fetterman
Right?
Josh Adam Myers
It was with Burt Lancaster, that kind of thing.
Wayne Fetterman
Presentation house, big 3,000 seat theater. But Simon and Garfunkel was so disgusted with it. Like, can we present our music in a normal way? And so they. Dude. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
Josh Adam Myers
Garfunkel rules. It's Paul Simon. Dude.
Wayne Fetterman
No, but you're missing my point. This is my point. Is so like, can we give like this kids music, which is basically what it was, right?
Josh Adam Myers
Rock and roll.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah. For teenagers. Can we present it with a little more elevated. And so they create Simon and Garfield, who's one of the creators of the Monterey Music Festival. Interesting, buddy. Yeah. And then the. Who was at that? Not Cream, obviously. Hendrix. And all of these guys. Janis Joplin. Your buddy Otis killed it.
Josh Adam Myers
Showed a movie. We saw 15amazing bands. Where's the movie?
Wayne Fetterman
But I feel like that those festivals are the birthplace of Coachella.
Josh Adam Myers
Am I.
Wayne Fetterman
Do you agree with that?
Josh Adam Myers
I, I. After hearing what you said, I completely agree with that.
Wayne Fetterman
But it's before Woodside.
Josh Adam Myers
But just imagine it was all for like 8 cents.
Wayne Fetterman
I know.
Josh Adam Myers
You know?
Wayne Fetterman
I know.
Josh Adam Myers
Did I remember the movies were $4 and 50 cents. And when I was born. You're how? How?
Wayne Fetterman
Old man Screaming at Clouds.
Josh Adam Myers
How much were the movies when you went in Silver Spring and they were
Wayne Fetterman
like a couple, two or three bucks or something like that? Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, my Lord. That is your history lesson in inflation.
Wayne Fetterman
So anyway, so they do this horrible Maria the K thing, then immediately go to Atlantic Record to record their follow up album, which is one of the greatest albums of all time. Disraeli, Gears.
Josh Adam Myers
Wait.
Wayne Fetterman
And that's where they meet two very important people.
Josh Adam Myers
Okay, but put a bit. Is this funny the way that people are getting mad about Elon Musk being a trillionaire? Like do you think like back in like 19 or 18, probably like 1705. They're like, this guy's got 100 bucks. You know what he could do with that 100 bucks?
Wayne Fetterman
Let's kill him. Let's kill him with these.
Josh Adam Myers
He got 100 bucks. He changed the whole world.
Wayne Fetterman
I know. Inflation.
Josh Adam Myers
Is that funny?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. Write it down. Put it in your act.
Josh Adam Myers
What did I say last night?
Wayne Fetterman
Right after the Queef last night?
Josh Adam Myers
I Ordered a salad. A $14 salad from Bossa Nova. Yeah, she loves you, dude. She knows you need the help. She knows you need the love. At. At 78 the. I did. I ordered a salad from. From Uber Eats. And. And. And I had to go through more shit to get this guy to drop it off with me not being there. Give him a code. He was like, I can't just get. Leave it. I was like. And then I once ordered a new MacBook Pro from Apple, and they just left it in my common area. A $7,000. This computer. $7,000. And I beefed it up so I can make music on it.
Wayne Fetterman
Seven thousand.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah. I got all the RAM and the space.
Wayne Fetterman
I get the rain.
Josh Adam Myers
But, yeah, like, I had to, like. Like, I needed, like, my Social Security number and two forms of ID and, like, me holding. Me holding, like, a fork with the. Today's date on the newspaper.
Wayne Fetterman
Got it.
Josh Adam Myers
Funny.
Wayne Fetterman
A fork.
Josh Adam Myers
Never mind.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
All right, Cream, Take us there.
Wayne Fetterman
So then this is where it gets really interesting for Cream. So they put out this album. They're already like, okay, this is virtuosity. Musicians, right? The three of them together, they do it right away. Yeah, they have these. Neither one of those songs were big hits. I Feel Free. Or they. What's the other one off the record?
Josh Adam Myers
Summertime.
Wayne Fetterman
No, no, no.
Josh Adam Myers
Spoonful. No, I'm just going through. Because it's definitely not Sleepy Time Time, which is the worst. I mean, that's like, that now it's
Wayne Fetterman
like they're not even trying.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean it. I was. As I was listening to the first time, I was like, this can't be real. This is. And that's the thing that I want to argue about this list and why this record is lower.
Wayne Fetterman
I think I have an idea. Keep going.
Josh Adam Myers
The lower the albums get on the list, it needs to be perfect from top to fucking bottom. You can't. For the next hundred episodes, Wayne. Which you'll be doing 47 of them. We should never say. I didn't like that. So why is that song on there? Unless it's just, like, a joke that they put on purposely and they did something weird with, like. You know, it would be like having, like, revolution. The one. Like the Beatles one.
Wayne Fetterman
I don't know that song on.
Josh Adam Myers
On the end. It's in the White Album, remember? It's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
Yes.
Josh Adam Myers
That's what I'm saying is like, that's like more just. But that's also like, studio stuff and they're fucking around with it. And it goes with the vibe. I mean, Sleepy Time Time is like, musically is sound as. Pardon the language, but just is like. I. I just was. I was shocked that I enjoyed where we could look at Disraeli Gears or we could look at. What was the other one.
Wayne Fetterman
Wheels on Fire.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, Wheels on Fire.
Wayne Fetterman
Did you.
Josh Adam Myers
Which did you do?
Wayne Fetterman
I did Whales of Fire.
Josh Adam Myers
Okay. Who did. Oh, just really? Gears was Stuart Copeland.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. And.
Josh Adam Myers
But the thing is, is, like, you know, I didn't. None of those. I was like, all right. I can. I might skip over this one, but I don't, like, think it's bad.
Wayne Fetterman
Had.
Josh Adam Myers
And there was a couple songs in here that I was like, yeah. So.
Wayne Fetterman
All right.
Josh Adam Myers
Not to cut you off. You also said that, though, they had beef when he wanted to bring Jack Bruce in, so they had already had issues.
Wayne Fetterman
No, Ginger Baker was like, oh, that's the one guy. I can't. Yeah, he's the best bass guy in London, but I hate that guy. Excuse my language again. And I guess just the idea of working with Clapton, who at that point was considered God, so.
Josh Adam Myers
He was already considered God at that point.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. He got the God stuff during the Blues Breaker stuff. That's true.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
So it was. So they were like, yeah, let's try this. And to answer your question, I might be way off on this, and I would love your listener to weigh in.
Josh Adam Myers
By the way, our listener. I got a stalker.
Wayne Fetterman
Dude. You do say girl.
Josh Adam Myers
I wish. Wants to have sex with me. I think not a girl.
Wayne Fetterman
This is that. I think, just. Because if you think about all what's going on, remember we're talking about, like, the psychedelic scene in San Francisco in a little LA with the Birds.
Josh Adam Myers
Yep.
Wayne Fetterman
And Pandora's Box right over. Just bring it down. And what's going on with Motown, you know, in Detroit.
Josh Adam Myers
Keep trying to sell that Pandora's box.
Wayne Fetterman
I know, I know.
Josh Adam Myers
And then we get excited about it, and I'm just like, all right, we'll keep going.
Wayne Fetterman
And then in the south with, you know, Otis Redding and, you know, all your. Those guys down there, Muscle Shoals and Memphis, all of that craziness and the Mersey Beat sound coming out of London and the blues sound that's come, like, all of it kind of converges. I hate to use the word crossroad. It's like. It's like right at the cross. And then this new kind of band takes out and even takes elements from jazz, speaking of Coltrane, and creates what will become arena rock with virtuoso guitar. Players like Eddie Van Halen and Jimmy Page and all of this stuff. And so I just think that's why they think this album is like a Big Bang moment, even though it doesn't sound like it to me. And I think I know why. Because it's recorded in England and it's not as good as what happens when after they do the 58th Street RKO theater tour with the who and all of this not tour, but the. The that they go into Atlantic Records and that's where they meet Felix Pappalardi. Remember you talked about that guy, good old.
Josh Adam Myers
The pop.
Wayne Fetterman
The popularity. Who has like a. I like. He's a classical musician and he really was able to help form that band. And then obviously the genius engineer Tom Dowd, who by the way helped create the Atomic Bomb. And that's. This is the level. He was on the Manhattan Project.
Josh Adam Myers
Really?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. He's.
Josh Adam Myers
Give me one second. I gotta go tell. We gotta do a reel to reel.
Wayne Fetterman
Right. Right now I have to record Sleepy Time. Yeah, no, he didn't do Sleepy, but so Tom Dallas carry the two.
Josh Adam Myers
You know what I mean? That was a child's a chain reaction and it'll blow up the world.
Wayne Fetterman
Exactly. Columbia went to Columbia.
Josh Adam Myers
Like Clap Davis on the phone. RIP Clive Davis. He passed away today.
Wayne Fetterman
Today?
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah. Clive Davis died today on my birthday.
Wayne Fetterman
He waited to Wayne.
Josh Adam Myers
He wanted to make. He wanted to wait 6, 7. He wanted to wait until you were like. And you hear about Pandora's box. Who once had diarrhea there? Clive Davis.
Wayne Fetterman
I get mad when I know something, but I can't retrieve it. And this is obviously part of dying.
Josh Adam Myers
Your mom slowly dying is having a scene.
Wayne Fetterman
But that's happened to me my whole life. That's what's happened to me my whole life where I can't. Like I remember something and like I. I have like.
Josh Adam Myers
Happens to me all the time where it's like I'll walk out of my apartment, go two down two flights of stairs down and go, oh my God, I left my xyz.
Wayne Fetterman
All right.
Josh Adam Myers
And I go back up and I'm like, wait, why don't I just come back up here?
Wayne Fetterman
So from there to there.
Josh Adam Myers
And I sit down and go, I should probably masturbate before I leave.
Wayne Fetterman
Love it.
Josh Adam Myers
Let me get one more in.
Wayne Fetterman
We now we haven't talked about my porn, my pornography journey, ever. That'll be for another episode.
Josh Adam Myers
When my dad died, I found his big box of porn.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
And it was all Asian eye contact, blowjob scenes. And I was like, like father, like son.
Wayne Fetterman
All I need is a apple I like.
Josh Adam Myers
All I need is a vcr. And I'm in the jerk and smirking.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, my God.
Josh Adam Myers
I'm in the jerking crocus.
Wayne Fetterman
Those days with my dad.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon here is a John Holmes and Marilyn Chambers. He only watched pornos from the late 70s and the early 80s, too. His favorite was one called Taboo.
Wayne Fetterman
What?
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, he loved one called Taboo.
Wayne Fetterman
Taboo is one of the most famous porns of all time. Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
I've jerked off to it a trillion times.
Wayne Fetterman
That's about incest, right? I think a lot of it.
Josh Adam Myers
I think so. Yeah. My dad was really.
Wayne Fetterman
What is the B plot? That was the A story. What was the. I know. There was an underlying theme underneath it and a metaphor. I'm sorry. That would be hilarious.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, they only would have had someone to help punch it up. You know what I mean? You know, who did they need? Frank Darabont would have really come in there. Yeah. And script doctored.
Wayne Fetterman
I do not. So. So anyway, so then they record this monster album with Tom Dowd and Felix, you know, which is not the album we're talking about, but that one really. They ex that album. And when they tour for that, then they play the Fillmore in San Francisco and put the Fillmore on the map and just. And then they do these legendary live shows and they're off and running. I mean, and they're just, you know.
Josh Adam Myers
And we talked about it is that this, you know, this album leans more blues.
Wayne Fetterman
Yes.
Josh Adam Myers
But, you know, when you. When I was googling, like just now, I was really. Why is this album important? They're saying it's turned blues into hard rock.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. Yeah. And again, it was already bubbling up with the blues breakers and with, you know, these other.
Josh Adam Myers
That still felt like blues.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. More than.
Josh Adam Myers
And this still, like, out of all of their records.
Wayne Fetterman
The next album feels like a little more like a heart.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah. Oh, yeah. With some psychedelic ting to it, which I love, of course, love the Psychedelic teen.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. Yeah. And they're. It's just. They were just so fun to listen. I just like. You know, it was just. I like musicianship. Musicianship is the word I was trying to say. I really. And they exemplify it.
Josh Adam Myers
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Wayne Fetterman
And.
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Wayne Fetterman
I see you.
Josh Adam Myers
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Wayne Fetterman
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Wayne Fetterman
I'm so glad I think is the other. I feel free. Those are the two.
Josh Adam Myers
That's one of the ones that when it came on I was like oh I know this one. Yeah, I knew that intro.
Wayne Fetterman
And in the I believe in the American version of Fresh Cream is. Has the single on it and the British one doesn't. I believe that's the difference between those. And. And there's a long version, a spoonful. You know, they have the Willie Dixon and they. The Robert Johnson stuff, you know, and they're just kind of feeling their way out on this album Fresh Cream. I even like their last out, Goodbye Cream, better than this alb, which is. Yeah. And they, you know, they. They were already kind of broken up and they're like, just contractually had it put out, that album. It's so. Yeah, so that's it. I mean, we can go by the.
Josh Adam Myers
We'll do some tracks.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, if you want. If you want.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, but, you know. Well, first of all, I want to go back to the thing you said, someone got stabbed.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, that's earlier. That's earlier. They would. When they were with Graham Bond is. I think that's the name of that guy.
Josh Adam Myers
Graham Parsons.
Wayne Fetterman
No, no, no, no. He was a Blue Birds. Yeah, yeah. Remember another dead guy. Rich, spoiled, spoiled, had orange juice fortune or something like that, Right. I think so.
Josh Adam Myers
Just another rich guy wanted to hang out with the pores and dress like in rattered clothes. Rattered. Rat is a word.
Wayne Fetterman
Rattered. Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, what I.
Wayne Fetterman
So, so, yeah, anything.
Josh Adam Myers
If, you know, you here, tell me about the stabbing and then I'll ask the question.
Wayne Fetterman
No, no, no. When they were in, I. I want to say Graham Bond. I hope I'm getting that name right. He was the one that later kills himself jumping in front of a subway. Supposed again, there's still controversy about a very depressed guy. But yeah, when they were in that band, they would. They just, like Bruce would play too loud and not listen to what Ginger was doing and like, it would sabotage each other. I mean, just absolutely crazy.
Josh Adam Myers
Who's crazier? Levon Helmer? Ginger Baker.
Wayne Fetterman
It's got to be Ginger Baker. Did you ever see the documentary they made about him?
Josh Adam Myers
No, I haven't.
Wayne Fetterman
There's a great moment in the. With a documentarian gets beaten up by Ginger Baker, the guy making the documentaries. Bloody Pennybacker, like, literally bloodied with a pool cue.
Josh Adam Myers
He's beating up the guy that did Paradise Lost.
Wayne Fetterman
It's just like some nerdy film guys gets beat up by Ginger Baker during it. And in a way, the look on his face is. Blood is pouring down the side of his face. He's just like, oh, yeah. This is probably what I should have expected to try to find out about this.
Josh Adam Myers
What a crazy person.
Wayne Fetterman
Like, he used to hang out at The Layer Factory.
Josh Adam Myers
Really?
Wayne Fetterman
Yep.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, I. Because I was in the early 90s, and then I. You know what's funny? I just got them to mix up because Levon was the one that had the barn and kind of, like, lived there and used to have those, like, jam sessions until I think he died.
Wayne Fetterman
Right.
Josh Adam Myers
And Ginger. I just always thought Ginger went, like, senile. And didn't he just shoot guns and, like, real angry?
Wayne Fetterman
I think he was living in. I want to say, South Africa. I don't know. But he. I. Oh, by the way, also, maybe. Because if Toad is on this album and there's a long drum solo on that and that. You know, one of my least favorite innovations in rock music is the drum solo.
Josh Adam Myers
So there's none of them that you like in the Air tonight.
Wayne Fetterman
I like drum fills. I actually like the one. I know it's lame, but I really. For a drum solo, I like the one on In a Gutter DeVita by Aaron Butterfly. Dude, do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
Josh Adam Myers
So when we were doing one at the Roxy, we were doing one with Burr, and I was gonna have, like, John Theodore was gonna come in and play and. And I was hoping to get Josh Homey to sit in and sing with Bill on guitar. Bill on drums, right. I was like, you know what'd be a good song for them to do is Bill made a joke about we should do in a Godda de vita. And then I listened to it, and I was like, dude, if we did a condensed version of that with Josh Homey from Queens of the Stone Age singing it in his crooner voice, it would have been. I mean, that's a great song. If you cut out.
Wayne Fetterman
With you.
Josh Adam Myers
If you cut out about 14 minutes, it's an amazing. I mean, you could.
Wayne Fetterman
It was a single version of it. So they did put out. I mean, they did do a cut. Yeah. I really like that drum solo, by the way. That drum solo inspired Ringo. When he finally did his one drum solo in the end. The.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, man. That's such a famous, like.
Wayne Fetterman
But it's inspired totally from Inigata devita. He's like, all right, I guess this is what I need to do.
Josh Adam Myers
And it is kind of like the whitest guy's drum solo of all time.
Wayne Fetterman
I love it.
Josh Adam Myers
A guy named Ringo.
Wayne Fetterman
Ringo.
Josh Adam Myers
So was Garrett Clapton really like.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Was he the most important part, or is it. Is this is a. All three headed.
Wayne Fetterman
It's all three headed monster. But it's Clapton. It's that. It's God it's the guitar God. I mean, he's literally created the guitar guys and more than Chuck Berry and, you know, a lot of good guitar players. But, like, Clapton is did.
Josh Adam Myers
Because being called a God.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
At such a young age. Like, when I bring up Bird, a stage on any time I've opened for him, it's like his. His tormentors, like, do not say, yeah, the greatest comic working today. Just give him his credits. Not a whole like, hell bar. Like, just bring him up. And a lot of comics don't like that. They don't like when it's like you set the bar too high.
Wayne Fetterman
You know, what comic would like that outside? Like some egomaniac.
Josh Adam Myers
When we. We saw. When we saw Barry Manilow.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
We took mushrooms and they. When he got ready to do Mandy, the screen came down and it showed Clive Davis and the other guy from the Midnight Special, whatever that show is. Midnight? That Midnight show.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, Don Kirchner. I might have.
Josh Adam Myers
I don't know.
Wayne Fetterman
Is that Rock Concert?
Josh Adam Myers
It was like a television show called the Midnight.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, Wolfman Jack.
Josh Adam Myers
No, it wasn't Wolfman Jack. Not maybe not Midnight Special, but it was.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, there was another show called Rock Concert, which was Don Kirchner's Rock Concert.
Josh Adam Myers
And Barry Manilow premiered.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, that sounds right.
Josh Adam Myers
And Clive Davis gives him this intro going, this is going to be the next big thing. This is. This guy's doing something and he's giving this huge intro. And I remember Bill leans over and goes, see what he did right there? He gave him the hardest intro to follow, and he.
Wayne Fetterman
He nailed it, Mandy.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, he nails it in that performance. And then, like, he plays it, and then they pull the screen up and you're like. You see Barry Manilow's new warped face. Put the screen back down.
Wayne Fetterman
Like, by the way, I don't know what's in your.
Josh Adam Myers
It was funny.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. I don't know what's in your feed right now.
Josh Adam Myers
It's black people eating pineapple soaked in koolaid.
Wayne Fetterman
Have you seen the Sugar Sugar where people put sugar on the table and then put honey on the table and then.
Josh Adam Myers
No.
Wayne Fetterman
Okay, never mind that.
Josh Adam Myers
You're on the PG version of social media. I'm getting. I'm getting because I'm getting like, you know, because I'm making songs about stuff that's like the absurdity of the Internet.
Wayne Fetterman
Is this me? Am I having a stroke or is this flickering a little bit?
Josh Adam Myers
It is flickering.
Wayne Fetterman
Okay.
Josh Adam Myers
And I got a David.
Wayne Fetterman
No, I like it.
Josh Adam Myers
I was just like, don't you Know
Wayne Fetterman
that I love what his birthday Wayne is. And everything started flickering.
Josh Adam Myers
And at 67, he realized he was epileps septic. It took him to 67 years.
Wayne Fetterman
Thank you. Sorry about that.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, now they can't see you.
Wayne Fetterman
No, I don't care.
Josh Adam Myers
Now you're in the dark. Now you're. Now it's now just turned into a film noir. Are we in the Maltese Falcon right now?
Wayne Fetterman
Nice. Nice poll.
Josh Adam Myers
Thank you, buddy. I'm actually pretty smart. Deep reference, Bank. Not about Cream.
Wayne Fetterman
You did.
Josh Adam Myers
But what I was saying is, do you think Did. Did Clapton from this point on, now that he is, and from the Bruise breakers, when him being Eric Clapton is God, does he live up to the title Clapton is gone?
Wayne Fetterman
Well, it's hard because these other Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page and then later, you know, Eddie Van Allen and all of these virtuosos come after him. And in a way, you saw Clapton. There's a kind of a boring part.
Josh Adam Myers
I thought it was one of the most boring. It's the only show at Madison Square Garden that I've seen that I was underwhelmed.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
I felt like he didn't bring it at all. I felt like he could have given a. It was. It was paycheck for him.
Wayne Fetterman
Right. Thank you, you.
Josh Adam Myers
And it was a bummer because I was like, at least if he's not going to shred, at least say something racist.
Wayne Fetterman
Right.
Josh Adam Myers
He didn't do anything.
Wayne Fetterman
Right. That's what he's known for.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, he's right. Yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
I think that's why he was God. It was more about that.
Josh Adam Myers
I wish I wouldn't have created immigrants.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. So he's one of them. He's one of them. And here's the thing. The pressure for being the Shredder guy, the thing that has to do these blues eventually gets to. And that's why he. After Cream and Blind Faith, he goes into Bonnie Delaney and Friends and then, you know, and so, like, into a folk rock band where he. He's not even the main guy.
Josh Adam Myers
Interesting.
Wayne Fetterman
Like, it got too much for. And they also got into.
Josh Adam Myers
So then why is there that. Yes, that's true. Hotel. Well, we did Mainline Florida. That's one of my favorite Clapton songs ever.
Wayne Fetterman
I love that.
Josh Adam Myers
I loved that song. It's probably top 10 from doing this podcast.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. No, he's great, but he was. It was too much to live. It was to the end, you know, what Led Zeppelin was doing in the who and stuff like that. And they just. He couldn't. He didn't want to be part of that.
Josh Adam Myers
But.
Wayne Fetterman
And also there was. Yeah, through research. Yeah, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
It's. You know, there is a debate through a lot of music nerds that Jack Bruce is the secret MVP of Creed
Wayne Fetterman
because he sang most of the songs.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, I was going to ask you, I was going to say, I just found. This is a great.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, he did write most of those songs and he added this weird guy that he would write with. I can't think of that gentleman's name. And then like, I don't know if Ginger Baker wrote any of those songs. And Clapton obviously is doing Robert Johnson tunes, you know, and, and Felix, I think was very important to that band as well. Just getting there. That vibe of the combination of loud Chicago blues mixed with psychedelia.
Josh Adam Myers
I love you say it like that. I just. Do you think if any of those. If, if, if.
Wayne Fetterman
Right.
Josh Adam Myers
If, if Clapton's replaced and then.
Wayne Fetterman
I don't know why. I'm not saying Prince, but the reason Jimi Hendrix does. Did a trio the Jimmy is Cream. Yes.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. Yeah. So that may be another reason Fresh Cream, like all of that blew up out of there.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, I, I, you know, do you think like Jack Bruce gets overshadowed because of Clapton?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Totally. Yeah. Clapton had Layla. I mean, he had these monster cocaine and all of these very. There's not one Jack Bruce song that came out after Cream that I can think of.
Josh Adam Myers
It really is funny when you're Ginger Bakers, when you think about. And I'm saying this, guys, you know, as a, as a person that now I feel like I am in the, I mean, I'm not In the top 1% of music knowledge people at all anymore.
Wayne Fetterman
Right.
Josh Adam Myers
But, but I'm starting as someone that's done this podcast for so long. If you told me to name the three members of Cream.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, I don't.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, I think the one that most people are going to forget is Jack Bruce over.
Wayne Fetterman
Ginger Baker over.
Josh Adam Myers
I know. I think Ginger, because Ginger Baker is a character. The name that he's a character. The, the. Because he, you know, if I want to find all the crazy shit, I just know that he's done like crazy shit like try to kill somebody. Right.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. This is post Cream. I don't, you know. And don't forget gingerbreaker was also in Clapton's follow up band, Blind Faith, which was with Steve Winwood, which was also. It just seems like Clapton was, you know, he played on a Beatles album. Yeah. Clapton is by far the biggest member of the Band.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, he definitely had the biggest career and has more money than all of them. Probably like 19 to 25 times over.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. Probably was for. For Brexit. Probably was for Brexit.
Josh Adam Myers
He loved.
Wayne Fetterman
He loved politics.
Josh Adam Myers
He was one of the guys, dude. He loved Brexit. Well, the Cats in the Cradle and the.
Wayne Fetterman
No, no, I'm just thinking about Eric Clapton. There's this incredible tribute to Bob Dylan at Madison Square Garden where you saw Clapton. And he does like a blues version of the Bob Dylan song about that breakup song. Oh, my God. I can't. Anyway, this is terrible. I can't think of the name of this song, but it's one of the. It's my. It might be my favorite Eric Clapton performance. Don't Think Twice. It's all right.
Josh Adam Myers
I think he might have played that the night that we were there. He did.
Wayne Fetterman
I mean.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
Ain't no use in sitting. Wonder why, babe.
Josh Adam Myers
No, he did not play that.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, my God. Just. If you ever want to see what Clapton was capable of, that is the moment. Madison Square Garden tribute to Bob Dylan. And with the rocking with that band, there's a lot of guys from mem. You know, from muscle shows in Memphis on there. Donald Duck, Dunn and Cropper. And all of those guys are playing behind him. And it's. Don't Think Twice. It's all right. And he just does a blues. A fast blues version. And they. It's just staggering what that guy can do as far as. Yeah, but even in a way, I feel like, you know, Pink Floyd, you know, with their soaring guitar solo, you know, like sort of like all of this kind of eclipse.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, he slows it down and I think. I think. I think David Gilmore is that really inspired. Like, probably the edge from you, too. The way there's like really long chords and like he'd hang on something you. But I love that you. You said you keep talking about the blues legends because. Yeah, you know, I'm curious. And being one that is you and knows so much. What do you think Robert Johnson and. And Muddy Waters would think of these three British kids taking their songs and then turning them into psychedelic artillery?
Wayne Fetterman
That's a good thing. Yeah, that's a great question. I don't. I don't know. I hope they would be thrilled that. Because it's really. It's not only the songs. It's also an absolute tribute. Tribute to techno. Technology.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah. You have to evolve. You can't mean technology. Yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
Amplifiers.
Josh Adam Myers
We are hearing sleepy time time. Like sleep a time times
Wayne Fetterman
I got a nickel automobile.
Josh Adam Myers
I'm gonna drive it in my automob.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. I hope they'd be thrilled. But there is, and this is something I talked about with you earlier, and that the whitest people on the planet Earth, the English, are the ones that reinterpret, like, the black blues. It's just. It's wild.
Josh Adam Myers
Why do you think that? I know it's the pirate radio stuff, and they heard it coming over, but,
Wayne Fetterman
like, I don't know.
Josh Adam Myers
Is it because I always.
Wayne Fetterman
You know, it's because they are the same. Maybe it's because.
Josh Adam Myers
Maybe it's because. I know is. When I was in Europe, I realized that.
Wayne Fetterman
That.
Josh Adam Myers
That there. If you go all over Europe, you know.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
The. The. If you see a young black guy in, like, France, it's like, you could tell, oh, this guy's French. You could just tell. It's the way they dress. It's like. And then. And versus our American, you know, where it's just like, there's a different culture, there's a different. The way they talk everything, which is, like. Which is what I love the most about being an American, you know, versus because there's still the. Like, a French black guy is still black, and it still has its heritage, but it's like they're closer to, like, you know, where they emigrated from versus an American, which feel. They feel like Americans, and does that make sense? And I'm not saying they don't feel like Frenchmen. They dress a certain way and. But then what's funny is when you get to the older black guys in any country in Europe, they remind you of any old black guy in Detroit. Like, bonjour, motherfucker. Pass me the fromage, baby. We cut that out. Should we cut that out?
Wayne Fetterman
I don't have a. I don't. I really don't have an answer for that. Other than that. It's one of the most fascinating that they just developments in all of that, these guys, because Chess records, you know, in R B records and all of that stuff out of Chicago, you know, the Electric Blues out of Chicago. And I think it's.
Josh Adam Myers
I think it's swag, dude. I think it has to be swag. I see. They see that.
Wayne Fetterman
They see you can hear. That's probably right.
Josh Adam Myers
You can hear this, dude. It's because of. And. And this is. You know, why I think they're just copying. And I say this on stage. I did this when we talked about the Sam Cooke record. Is that when I was talking to Aisha Tyler? Is that you know, everything American, any. Any music has come from the black culture. And you can whittle it all down just the way in sinners, the way that all it evolved. When he's doing that one jam session, you can see all the history of it. And. And it's the same reason why, like, the Jews with comedy, the pain. Good, great art comes from pain. And having experienced hardships, it's like some of the best jokes I ever wrote was when I was broke, right? Because it's like. You're writing because it's like, okay, you're playing and you're performing because you fucking need to.
Wayne Fetterman
Like, well, how do you then? How do you. So I think for grandparson, I think.
Josh Adam Myers
I just think that American, you know, in America, like, the. The reason the music was so, you know, powerful and evocative was because of the history of the American government and what they did to. To black culture. And you know what I mean? This is not a good thing at all. Like, I don't think anybody's like, well, thank God that happened. We thank God for segregation. No, it's nothing like that. But it's just when you go through those kind of things.
Wayne Fetterman
What about the water fountains? You feel like that helped a little, you know?
Josh Adam Myers
Well, you know, dude, white people get too close to the water fountain anyway. Like, we go put our lips on it for guys, but that's. You ever seen a white guy brush his teeth when he sucks on the wall, he fucking puts his mouth in the water fountain. No. And look, right or wrong, I just think that.
Wayne Fetterman
No, but why? My question. Yes, I get where that's where that music came from, but why were. Why does England so into them?
Josh Adam Myers
Because they're closer. They're close enough to America to get the music. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Broadcast.
Wayne Fetterman
It's. No, it's a. It's. I don't know. I. I think there's an authenticity to blues music that hit them. And they were just like, oh, this isn't like a jaunty Gilbert and Sullivan song or something like that. This is for real. And maybe. And they just. Here's the big question. Do those guys feel the blues or do they just are able to copy the blues? We'll be right back. You know, that's a big question, I think.
Josh Adam Myers
I think.
Wayne Fetterman
Are they just copying B.B. kingliks and Freddie?
Josh Adam Myers
You're the guy. You're the guy that would know that.
Wayne Fetterman
I. I just think they love playing. It is my feeling in the same way that like. Like Adele, when she Sings in that kind of bluesy way. Just that love singing like that. And music is for everyone.
Josh Adam Myers
Can I ask you a question? What would be your. What comedic project have you worked on that would be like. You're working with a Ginger Baker.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, a crazy person.
Josh Adam Myers
No, but like, something where it's like, you're. I know you've worked on a million projects, and if you're willing to talk about it, because, you know, you don't just say the exact people that were involved if you don't want to. And it's like. And it could just be now you're friends with them. But, like, what was a. Oh, man. There is a. There is a thick tension, but good God, did we create something great.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, I see.
Josh Adam Myers
Does that make sense?
Wayne Fetterman
No, I haven't really had. I haven't really had words to like.
Josh Adam Myers
Because you're a pushover and there is like, you were cutting those five pages you wrote. Way.
Wayne Fetterman
I'm a team player. I'm a team player. But I. No, I mean, not, not. I mean, there is one thing, but not.
Josh Adam Myers
What was it?
Wayne Fetterman
I don't want to talk about it. It's too painful. Another. We'll do it another time. And we're running out of time anyway,
Josh Adam Myers
because we should wrap this up.
Wayne Fetterman
Did you wrap it up?
Josh Adam Myers
You got to go to get oral surgery. I said, happy birthday to you.
Wayne Fetterman
I loved. This was so exciting. When you told me we're going to do it today, I was like, yeah, perfect.
Josh Adam Myers
I kind of. I really wish I would have known ahead of time.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, no big deal. No big deal.
Josh Adam Myers
You've just always been 55 for me. You've never aged. I swear to God. Like, you. I mean this sincerely. You haven't gotten. You've. You've always. You just looked good. If you go back to the. To the. You know, those time I saw you with when the Wire and Kirby enthusiasm, you know.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Isn't that cool that you. You created a character, whether you.
Wayne Fetterman
Respectable, despicable.
Josh Adam Myers
Despicable. I think he's one of. I think he's. I think he's just as good as any Seinfeld character. I think he's as good as Wayne the Mailman. Yeah, I think. I think he is Newman, I think,
Wayne Fetterman
is the character's name.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, dude. And just the way he had to. Send me a bill. Send me a bill.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
You went in for the hug. I don't know. That's more Seinfeld than.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah. It's. It's all. It's all micro. Examining human behavior.
Josh Adam Myers
You've done so much in your 67 years.
Wayne Fetterman
Can I say what's coming up, please? I know we're not at the pushing part, but I'll just say real quick next weekend, Larry David's new series, I'm now released from the NDA. I can talk about it.
Josh Adam Myers
You're in it or you wrote it?
Wayne Fetterman
I'm in it. Yes. I'm in it.
Josh Adam Myers
Do you play like a sunglass character?
Wayne Fetterman
But, yeah, I play a horrible person with mutton chops from the 1800s.
Josh Adam Myers
Is it going to be fun? It looks funny. The trailer looks great.
Wayne Fetterman
I mean, I'm fingers crossed.
Josh Adam Myers
Is it closer to. Is it closer to Clear history or closer to Kirby enthusiasm?
Wayne Fetterman
I think it's closer to maybe like History of the World. Mel Brooks. Remember that movie?
Josh Adam Myers
One of the best movies of all time, dude.
Wayne Fetterman
I think it's closer to that than drunk. You're talking about drunk history?
Josh Adam Myers
No, no, no. I was gonna say. Well, drunk history. Yes, I was gonna say. I love drunk, but I. Yes, I Like, that's a way better comparison because drunk history is like the reenactments, which. That is like somebody getting drunk telling
Wayne Fetterman
the story, which is incredible. Genius.
Josh Adam Myers
How.
Wayne Fetterman
How, How.
Josh Adam Myers
Hands on. Was Larry in it? Was he just. Was he in the room?
Wayne Fetterman
He was good. It was good. I was surprised it was as scripted as it was because usually he doesn't like. He excels in the non scripted.
Josh Adam Myers
But so when you're doing. When you're doing curb, like.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
What are you getting?
Wayne Fetterman
Just bullet points.
Josh Adam Myers
So when. For that character, for the. For the. That guy that you're gonna play the first time you're playing him with the Wire. What did. What did it say in that. That scene?
Wayne Fetterman
Scene? It just said you're obsessed with Julia. Louis Dreyfus want a meter and that you can help. And in order to have them pull down the wire, you want to get a meeting with Julie.
Josh Adam Myers
That was so funny. And then she's. What was she pissed about again? When she finally meets you and she's
Wayne Fetterman
like, oh, because I missed.
Josh Adam Myers
Because you were late.
Wayne Fetterman
Like, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Did you see what she say? Like, suck my dick or something? Like, really offensive.
Wayne Fetterman
It wasn't that. But she's like, yeah, when you have an appointment, keep it.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, yeah, she was.
Wayne Fetterman
I mean, she's the best. I really feel like she's a modern Lucille Ball.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, she. Dude, she's. She's the. The Madeleine Kahns. The chorus leads her death to King. Oh, I do Madeline Kahn. I mean, it's. It really Is like. It really is like.
Wayne Fetterman
I was just watching Paper Moon. Have you ever seen that movie?
Josh Adam Myers
I have. That's the one that. With the. With the. O', Neill's, right? She won an Oscar, the 13 year old.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. Tatum.
Josh Adam Myers
Tatum.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, you gotta watch it.
Josh Adam Myers
Immediately after that rap. She got that Oscar and broke up a Coke.
Wayne Fetterman
You gotta watch that movie.
Josh Adam Myers
I should. I should.
Wayne Fetterman
There's so much I again, I don't ever. Do I ever tell you to watch anything?
Josh Adam Myers
I will watch Paper Moon if you listen. I think I recommended a record for you, Lux by Rosalia. I saw her at mad.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, yeah, I did listen to it.
Josh Adam Myers
I saw her at the Garden.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, I didn't like it. It.
Josh Adam Myers
Wow. It was one of the best performances.
Wayne Fetterman
I know. You told me. You told me.
Josh Adam Myers
No, the new. I just went. I haven't talked to you about the concert.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, no, no. I'm sorry. But you recommended to listen.
Josh Adam Myers
You didn't like it. Wow.
Wayne Fetterman
It's gonna be too weird. It's too weird for me. Too weird.
Josh Adam Myers
Interesting.
Wayne Fetterman
All right, let's wrap this up.
Josh Adam Myers
You were just saying you watched. So. Okay, I gotta give you another album then.
Wayne Fetterman
All right.
Josh Adam Myers
I'll give you a movie to watch. If I'm watching Paper Moon, you watch.
Wayne Fetterman
I've already seen Obsession.
Josh Adam Myers
Three ISIS beheading videos.
Wayne Fetterman
I've already seen.
Josh Adam Myers
You've already seen them?
Wayne Fetterman
Already seen them. I like. I like Mondo videos.
Josh Adam Myers
I got the. I got the Criterion Collection. All right. Do I have any further questions? Do you feel like we nailed everything about listen to everybody. We're not going to go into the details of all the dreams and we've done that. We've done that in two other episodes.
Wayne Fetterman
Right?
Josh Adam Myers
We got the drummer.
Wayne Fetterman
Listen to the album. It's like it's worth. It's the highest rated Cream album. Correct.
Josh Adam Myers
It really is. I mean, I don't think there's another one after.
Wayne Fetterman
No, I don't think so. So it's the highest rate and it. I think it's in a way like a big bang moment for what becomes arena rock. All of this, you know, Woodstock and Hendrix and. I can't believe. Yeah, no, I love it and all.
Josh Adam Myers
All of it.
Wayne Fetterman
You know my buddy Jimmy Page and Jeff, Beck and Slash.
Josh Adam Myers
They call you today? Did they call you for your birthday?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, Slash always calls me.
Josh Adam Myers
Really?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
He's like, where did you go? Where did you go now? Thank you, buddy. Promote the book, please.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, so this book is finally at the History of Stand Up.
Josh Adam Myers
This is mine from.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, I'll Give you this.
Josh Adam Myers
Can you sign it?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah, yeah. From Mark Twain to Dave Chappelle. You better.
Josh Adam Myers
Can you do. Can you put something out of all the 45 episodes we've done together? Yeah, you got to put. You got to put like a DL thing between you and I. All right, I'm gonna say what. I'm gonna let you choose out of one of the funny things we've riffed on.
Wayne Fetterman
All right, all right, all right.
Josh Adam Myers
There's a Christmas record in there. We've. Dude, we've done everything. Lot thinner than I thought it was going to be.
Wayne Fetterman
No, this is the crazy thing about this. It's very thorough. It's very thorough and it's very succinct. Like comedy should be. No excess. Yeah. So anyway, this book's out, and then the Larry David thing drops next week on it. Home Box Office is called.
Josh Adam Myers
Well, for now, until Larry Ellison takes it over.
Wayne Fetterman
And I usually don't have much to promote, but this week is so much.
Josh Adam Myers
Don't you have a documentary or something that's going to come out soon or you've been working on?
Wayne Fetterman
No, the Mel Brooks one is already out, and I'll tell you when the other ones come out.
Josh Adam Myers
What's the other one? Can't talk about how many NDAs have.
Wayne Fetterman
I signed an NDA about my NDA, so I'm not allowed to say that I signed one. That's where I'm at.
Josh Adam Myers
What's.
Wayne Fetterman
Thank you for having me.
Josh Adam Myers
Who's the man called the who. Who.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, exactly.
Josh Adam Myers
All right. You know, the Dilly Dally, ladies and gentlemen, are amazing. I mean, you're a co host at this point. Good God. We asked the same questions, everybody. Wayne, are you prepared? Your favorite question three, because.
Wayne Fetterman
Let's do it.
Josh Adam Myers
I'm gonna throw an extra one in there.
Wayne Fetterman
Let's do it. Let's do a rapid fire.
Josh Adam Myers
Okay. Favorite song?
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, this?
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah.
Wayne Fetterman
I like the first song.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, I mean, that.
Wayne Fetterman
That was NSU or whatever it's called, or. I don't even know what's. I don't even know.
Josh Adam Myers
Let me just double check.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Like I move your head, you're getting.
Wayne Fetterman
I really like the way that song sound. I was like, okay, this is gonna be good. And then, you know, it may be spoonful a little bit, and then. And I'm so glad.
Josh Adam Myers
Oh, yeah, I love that.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
I mean, that's so great. But you know what's funny? The one that I thought I made fun of the most is the one that I listened to the Most Sleepy time time.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, really?
Josh Adam Myers
Because it's just. I think it's like a. It's like a blues, like, you know, children's song. You know what I mean? It's like. It's like, you know, now's the time to say good night. Because I could see that my dad would have of. It really did remind me of my dad. My dad used to always do like, you know. You know, them bones. Them bones. Them dry bones. When he would, like, dry us off
Wayne Fetterman
after a bath, like, oh, okay.
Josh Adam Myers
We'd sing songs and, you know, I think that's kind of where that came from for me.
Wayne Fetterman
Is he wearing, like, a Redskins jersey?
Josh Adam Myers
No. He's naked too. Oh, yeah. Wow.
Wayne Fetterman
That's weird.
Josh Adam Myers
I was molested.
Wayne Fetterman
Okay, okay, okay.
Josh Adam Myers
That was my original name. Molested.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, okay.
Josh Adam Myers
No, he didn't touch me. But no, he would always sing, you know, the. Like. Whether it was like a. He just. Music was a big part. So Sleepy time Time felt something that I might make up.
Wayne Fetterman
Right.
Josh Adam Myers
You know, or like a blues musician would sing to their child. So even though it's. It's a shite song. I loved it. Least favorite.
Wayne Fetterman
I think it's the. God, I wrote it down. I forgot. What. Give me the track list.
Josh Adam Myers
Nsu Sleepy Time.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Dreaming.
Wayne Fetterman
Screaming.
Josh Adam Myers
Sweet one.
Wayne Fetterman
Screaming is my least favorite song.
Josh Adam Myers
What didn't you like about it?
Wayne Fetterman
All of it. Like, I can't believe Clapton's on it. It's just. Yeah. I feel like it's not good production. Not good lyrics.
Josh Adam Myers
That's crazy we're saying that about a record that is lower than other. We should not be talking like this.
Wayne Fetterman
Don't yell at me. Talk to the staff at Rolling Stone magazine. Oh, it's not my problem.
Josh Adam Myers
Can you not to this album just. Can you. Do you have genitals?
Wayne Fetterman
Barely. Barely. Yeah, I mean, I guess too. Even to Sleepy Time. I think you could. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe do a blues song like Spoonful or something. Not to Toad. I feel like the drum solo is not a good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but maybe if you're, like, super athletic in bed. Not like me.
Josh Adam Myers
Cramp up.
Wayne Fetterman
Ow.
Josh Adam Myers
Rank the members of importance to this band.
Wayne Fetterman
That's awesome. That's awesome. Well, obviously Clapton, God, is number one.
Josh Adam Myers
He's one.
Wayne Fetterman
He's not way ahead. Distant second. God, it's. For me, it's going to be Gingerbreaker because I'm a drummer, you know, and then Jack Bruce. But they're, like, tied for second and third. I love.
Josh Adam Myers
I like both those guys who could be replaced to. To keep the. To keep the albums. Not keep the album, but keep Scream. Still Scream. And if you had to replace one of them, who would you replace them with?
Wayne Fetterman
You know, it would be. I would put the drummer from Rush. I know he just. He passed away recently. Yeah. I would put. If. I think Neil Pert could play those parts.
Josh Adam Myers
I love that you went. I love that you. I love that you went. Like, not their era.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
I love that you did it like that. You could have said, like, oh, damn, Hambone Jenkins.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. I know he was just a kid or something at the time, but I really. I feel like. Because he played in a power trio and I think he could have done it without stabbing the bass player.
Josh Adam Myers
Okay, I'm gonna. Now, who could replace Jack Bruce?
Wayne Fetterman
Bruce. I don't know. It's hard because he sang. You know, he sang a lot of those songs. Sting.
Josh Adam Myers
Sting could do it, but it would turn into like, you're the life.
Wayne Fetterman
No, he came. Look what you said earlier, that guy that maybe Jack Bruce is the unsung hero of this band. Because he sang that'.
Josh Adam Myers
I think that's.
Wayne Fetterman
And also because he was able to compliment. You know, it's just a guitar and a bass. So like, he's doing a lot of very.
Josh Adam Myers
You know, and when I see. When I see, like there was that thing about, like, man, if. If the singer goes down, it's hard for me to take that band.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
You know, the only.
Wayne Fetterman
Clapton did a couple song, you know, did Crossroads. Sure.
Josh Adam Myers
But you know what I'm saying, though, it's like, I like the only reason the Journey Band with. With that. The new singer after Steve Perry left is that he sounds just like Steve Perry.
Wayne Fetterman
Right, right.
Josh Adam Myers
And you're not going to get Steve Perry because he's done. So you can still accept it. But then like someone like Stone Temple Pilots, which I love. I would never go see them with.
Wayne Fetterman
The new singing bass player is very rare. Right. I mean, outside of Paul McCartney.
Josh Adam Myers
No. What's his face? The guy from Motorhead.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh, wait, Police. Yeah. Okay. I guess I'm wrong. Not that rare.
Josh Adam Myers
So. But who would replace. Who could replace Clap Clapton? Jimmy Page, Hendrick.
Wayne Fetterman
It's hard. Yeah. I mean, obviously Hendrick surpasses Clapton in my opinion. And then, I don't know, you know, Back or Paige or any of those English blues guys. Mike Bloom figure, you know, there's a bunch of guys that can play the blues like that, but.
Josh Adam Myers
All right, final thoughts on this. Bo on Life too, because it's your birthday and this is the last one.
Wayne Fetterman
Well, it was really fun going back to 1965.
Josh Adam Myers
You love that year.
Wayne Fetterman
Now, I like 55 is the year. I like 10 year. But just going back and like, what. Like the. The end of, like, when they played that RKO theater with the who and Wilson Pickett. And, oh, by the way, the drummer for, I believe Wilson Pickett was Buddy Miles, who later became Hendrix's drummer. Anyway, anyway, side sidebar. The. Just the absolute end of, like, Vaudeville, where you would have numerous shows, you know, and a presentation and a movie. Like, just that they were just at the very end of this and then they birthed this whole, you know, arena rock explosion. It's just.
Josh Adam Myers
It really.
Wayne Fetterman
I can't believe I was, you know, that I. I was into it. My older brother was into Cream and I. That's how I actually learned about the band. And I just. Just to my ears, like, you know, was.
Josh Adam Myers
If you. So this is this. What we're trying to say is, ladies and gentlemen, is that this. This little nugget of an album.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
Super group and style of music. Turning and turning.
Wayne Fetterman
Plugging in. Plugging into a Marshall amplifier takes you somehow, some way. Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
To, you know, any hair metal band.
Wayne Fetterman
Oh.
Josh Adam Myers
You know, doing this.
Wayne Fetterman
Motley Crue. Right over here.
Josh Adam Myers
I was going to say Motley Crue.
Wayne Fetterman
Yep.
Josh Adam Myers
It's. It all just starts here. But it also starts with, you know, three huge egos.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah. The Cream. They call themselves the Cream.
Josh Adam Myers
What do you think would have been a better name?
Wayne Fetterman
I don't know. I mean, it's. It's so ego wild. Like, oh, guess what? We're the best. That's.
Josh Adam Myers
You know what. There are some comedians that are goaded that. That do say that they're the best, that are living. It's like, you know, it's like before
Wayne Fetterman
they released an album, they're calling it before you've ever done comedy.
Josh Adam Myers
Oasis was kind of like that, too. They were very egotistical.
Wayne Fetterman
Well, that's talked about getting on fights and stay on stage. Right. And the Kinks. Yeah. Usually they're related.
Josh Adam Myers
I just love that it's out of all this kind of chaos, you know, it's like intention and. And just like power. Struggling between this band, you get to make something that is, like, really cool. It's like Apocalypse Now. It's like. It's like.
Wayne Fetterman
And they're only together a couple years. I mean, it's the whole thing. So.
Josh Adam Myers
But no, but then they. They went off and did other Products. Ginger played with Clapton a few more times.
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah, but nothing like. I feel like that was the height for both of those guys. And Clapton luckily reunites with Tom Dowd in Miami and does that.
Josh Adam Myers
You know, this is like Shaq and Kobe in the first couple years, the last year, the last few championships. You. I mean, where it's like they. They don't get along at all. They're not talking, but it's like, God damn when they get on that basketball court.
Wayne Fetterman
And there's something indulgent about this band too, you know, with their long jams and things.
Josh Adam Myers
We don't talk about them the way that we talk about the Beatles. We talk about the Rolling Stones. Like, they get. They're never in the discussion of. Of. Of. Of most important bands, most influential. But realistically, they kind of are.
Wayne Fetterman
There's a strong case specific kind of music that I like. But yeah, no, they're not like. They're not even like the Stones. I feel like the who is bigger, way bigger than them. Way.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, man. Three lunatics that accidentally changed the world. Just like you and I. Two lunatics.
Wayne Fetterman
All right.
Josh Adam Myers
Is that it?
Wayne Fetterman
Yeah.
Josh Adam Myers
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Wayne Fetterman
Hold on, baby. Look at me. She told me to go meet her in the back, so I went back there. I was just waiting.
Josh Adam Myers
Yeah, well, after like three songs, she managed shows up. I was like. I was like, baby, what's up? I've been standing there for like 20 minutes. And she says, a diva. It's never late. She comes. Precisely. Can you believe that? Sam? It's it. The 500 keeping it flee See for the Fleece Nation on the 500
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Episode: 102 – Cream – Fresh Cream (with Wayne Federman)
Date: June 24, 2026
Album: Cream – Fresh Cream (#102 on Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Albums)
Guest: Wayne Federman (Comedian, Author, Music Historian)
In this episode, host Josh Adam Meyers invites comic and music aficionado Wayne Federman (on his birthday, no less) to dig deep into Cream’s debut album, Fresh Cream—#102 on Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Albums list. The two riff on the origins and influence of the British power trio, weighing the album’s legacy, musical prowess, and its surprising rough edges. With a mix of humor, personal stories, and deep music nerdery, Josh and Wayne break down why Fresh Cream is a pivotal but imperfect entry in the classic rock canon.
Further Reading/Listening:
Next Episode: #101 – Frank Sinatra, In the Wee Small Hours (from 1955)
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