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Josh Adam Myers (0:01)
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Maz Jobrani (1:07)
This episode is brought to you by Companion. Iris and Josh seem like the perfect match, but when a weekend getaway turns into a nightmare, Iris realizes that things aren't as perfect as they appear. From the creators of Barbarian and the studio that brought you the Notebook comes a twisted tale of modern romance and the sweet satisfaction of revenge. Companion only in theaters January 31st. Rated R under 17 not admitted without parent this show is brought to you by Distro Kid. Bring your music to the masses. The 500 the 500J been walking us down through that 2012 edition so it ain't nothing to you Hundreds more no and in need of a friend the king of peace for angelo Talking the 500 until the end Talking the 500 until the end with my man JM on the 500 Talking the 500 until the end.
Josh Adam Myers (2:34)
And don't be no drag.
Jeremiah Watkins (2:40)
Yourself Orego is an art yourself and don't say no.
Maz Jobrani (2:52)
The song is Lively Up Yourself is by Bob Marley and the wailers from the 1974 record Natty Dread. It's also number 181 out of 500 on on the 500 with Josh. Adam Myers, thank you for joining me on the only podcast the Pad Cast event. I'm just. I can't talk today. I'm a comic. I'm going through Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest albums. I'm making my way down, talking fast and I'm homebound. That's all I hear. What's up, party people? Welcome to the show. Welcome to the Yo. Welcome to the no. And you need to know where I'm going to be this weekend, December 20th through the 22nd I'll be at the LA Joll Comedy Store in San Diego. Then the following weekend, December 26th through January 1st I will be at the House of Comedy in Minnesota. Then in January I will be at off the Hook in Florida some where. Oh off the hook in Naples. January 10th through the 11th. February is starting to really fill up. I've got the punchline, I've got the Reno Laugh Factory. I have a bunch of shit starting to come. Thank you. Good job agent. Go to Josh Adam Myers.com for tickets. Punchup live backslash Josh Adam Myers or follow me on all social media at Josh Adam Myers to stay in the know of all jam Jam related things. I'm in LA right now. Lek is on Prednisone. She's wearing a diaper. She's the best. Dude, don't ever die. Like I don't ever die. But when you do, man, it's going to be tough. If you love your dog right now, go find your dog and give it a big sloppy kiss. All right. Want to watch the podcast instead of listening to it? Well, go to our YouTube page and on Thursdays we drop YouTube.com backslash the 500 podcast. Also subscribe to the Patreon. Full episodes are there. $5 a month really helps us. Really, really does. And if you've been 25, we'll give you even more. We'll give you merch, we'll hook it up. We'll give you the love that you deserve. Help support the show. There's a lot of great people, Emily. Me, Jeremiah, Adam, Pete Tur, Melissa, Chusid. We've got a lot of people and we love them. Emily, I love you the most because you are literally what's keeping the show together. All right, let's talk about Bob Marley. We did it before with Indica Flower and I probably masturbated a million times to her since because she's one of my faves. But today, the one and only Maj Gibrani. You know him being one of the bigger comics working today. You've seen him in Friday After Next. You've seen him in Superior Donuts. You've seen him on Curb youb Enthusiasm. He's got a new special, the Birds and the Bees, filmed at the world famous Comedy store, streaming on YouTube right now. This dude is on Twitter. He is amazing. He just did the jam. He is my homie. And we sat down and we went deep into Maz and Bob. Dig it, rate, review and most importantly, subscribe to the 500 listen free on all platforms or anywhere you get your pods, give us a five star rating and leave a review. It helps us out. Get rid of the negative ones. Give us the positive ones. Follow me at Josh Adam Myers on all social media. The podcast you can follow at the 500 podcast. Email the podcast@500podcastmail.com Follow the Facebook group run by Crazy Evan. And for all things 500, go to the website the500podcast.com. This is all Richie. This is Richie. God bless Richie from the Comedy Store. Yeah, he, you know, because. Because I think it's like when you move away from Los Angeles, you know. Well, I know if I ever told you this story, I might have said this to you, jt, but it's about how I ended up in the Andaz. When I first started coming back, the second I moved to New York, the Comedy Store was like, we want to do the jam here at the Comedy Store. And I go, okay, so I'll come back once a month. You make a little bit of bread. Great. I can keep my footprint here in Los Angeles. And it was probably like the fourth or fifth time I had done it. I was in the parking lot. There's this girl from my acting class, and we're like, making out in my. In my rental car. And she's like, let's go back to your hotel room. And I was like, oh, I'm not staying at a hotel. I'm staying at a friend's house. And she's like, are you on a couch? And I'm like, yeah. And she's like, dude, you're 42. And I'm like, oh, God, yeah, you got me. I. I shouldn't be staying on this couch. And since then, I got shamed into it.
