Podcast
The Abduct Ted Podcast
Hosted by Norman Schtick · EN
The only Ted Lasso recap podcast that aspires to better itself...by kidnapping the one and only coach of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso. Hosted by Norman Schtick.
10episodes
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TEN - Hope You're Listening Closely
Jul 21, 202100:38:52Tap to summarizeNorman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode ten. And then...
Transcribe →NINE - Deuces
Jul 19, 202100:26:50Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode nine; attempts to de-stress after a crazed fan threatens to kidnap him; counts the "poo" references; and, says goodbye to someone close to him.
Transcribe →EIGHT - The Dip Schticks
Jul 14, 202100:32:19Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode eight; confronts his long-lost quasi-twin brother; has a meeting of the Dip Schticks; responds to more listener emails; and, receives a voicemail from a fan!
Transcribe →SEVEN - I'm Gonna Be (Blue)
Jul 12, 202100:31:34Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode seven; deals with the aftermath of being catfished (again); feels bad for Ted; gets the blues; loses his sponsors; sings the blues; and, receives a late night knock at the door.
Transcribe →SIX - You Say Goodbye and I Seance
Jul 7, 202100:36:02Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode six; performs a seance to ward off bad juju; has that thing where a word becomes a song; and, gets some unsettling news. Sponsored by Seance A. Bowls.SFX provided by 99Sounds and Freesound
Transcribe →FIVE - This Is Where We Lose You
Jul 5, 202100:30:46Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode five; hopes his Ex calls in to the show; shares a Tedbit about Ted's affinity for jars of peanut butter; over-shares a story about his Ex, and jars of pee; wonders if Keeley joined a urinary control cult; and, finds out who won last week's silent auction.
Transcribe →FOUR - CompliMENTAL
Jun 30, 202100:30:46Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode four; puts on a charity event/Ted tip line telethon; attempts to bond with Paul in the bathroom; stubs his toe on a biscuit; and, just has a pretty not great day.
Transcribe →THREE - Wayward Biscuit
Jun 28, 202100:24:40Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode three; reviews Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, ponders the age-old question: if you could go back in time, would you kidnap baby Ted from the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee?
Transcribe →TWO - Biscuit Buddies (or Cookies with Springsteen)
Jun 23, 202100:29:00Tap to summarizeNorman recaps Ted Lasso, episode two; nabs a special guest/biscuit buddy; tries Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, grows a mustache.
Transcribe →ONE - Special Sauce
Jun 21, 202100:30:44Tap to summarizeNorman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode one; presents a horrifying theory regarding Nate the Great; explains the "logic" behind kidnapping Coach Lasso; receives an unexpected call from his grandmother; and, asks for tips on Ted's whereabouts.
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