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Alice Aldridge
Come in and have a seat, Adam. I haven't got long. Rex has taken me to the ball for lunch.
Adam Macy
Nice.
Alice Aldridge
Yeah, I hope so. It's a bit of a treat to have a completely free Sunday. Especially when it's like this. I'm not the stables today and Chris has got Martha overnight. He's taking out school in the morning.
Adam Macy
Talking of which, you saw the Ofsted report. Ian's tearing his hair out. Parents are calling him because of his involvement with the school. And he's got enough on his plate at Grey Gables. He's having to work today.
Alice Aldridge
Well, the report's pretty disappointing.
Adam Macy
Xander's really happy there.
Alice Aldridge
So is Martha. Something's not right, is it? You're not here to talk about Locksley Barrett though, surely?
Adam Macy
No. I was wondering when you last saw Brian.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, not for a couple of days. It was grim. He wouldn't discuss anything at all.
Adam Macy
I just thought, hoped, really, you might be doing better with him than I am.
Alice Aldridge
I mean, what happens if we can't convince him to back down.
Adam Macy
Exactly what he says will happen. The partnership loses the land in three weeks.
Alice Aldridge
Stupid meeting. What a mess.
Adam Macy
It gets worse. On Friday, he emailed me to say I was sacked and not to show my face at Home Farm again.
Fifi
At.
Adam Macy
What are you going to do, ignore it? He can't sack me. He doesn't employ me, the partnership does. So I'm carrying on as usual. Turning up for work, managing Home Farm.
Alice Aldridge
Sacking you by email.
Adam Macy
He's out of control, Alice. Heading out in all directions without any kind of plan. Who knows how much damage he'll do before this is sorted out?
Alice Aldridge
Oh, that'll be wrecked.
Adam Macy
I'll get it and leave you in peace. Hi, Rex. Adam.
Martin Gibson
Hi.
Adam Macy
Sorry, am I. No, no, no, not at all. I'm just off.
Alice Aldridge
Hi.
Rex
Hey.
Alice Aldridge
We're just talking about.
Rex
Oh, let me guess. The family. You won't be the only ones in Ambridge, I'm sure.
Adam Macy
I don't suppose we are. We're off to lunch. Yeah. Alice said.
Brian Aldridge
Hey.
Adam Macy
Join us if you like. Oh, it's your day off. I don't want to play gooseberry.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, don't be daft. We're long past that, aren't we, Rex?
Adam Macy
Well, I've got some errands to run, but if you're sure. I might pop in for a drink on my way back. Xander's on a play date, so whatever suits.
Tom
Okay, then.
Adam Macy
Might see you later.
Alice Aldridge
Bye, Adam.
Nicola Truman
Bye.
Rex
More trouble?
Alice Aldridge
Oh, same trouble. Just gets worse.
Rex
If there's anything I can do.
Alice Aldridge
No, there isn't.
Rex
You never know.
Alice Aldridge
It's my family, Rex. It's not your problem.
Rex
Well, it is my problem a bit if it's making my girlfriend unhappy.
Alice Aldridge
You think you can sort out the Aldridges? What else can you do? Cure the common cold.
Rex
I'm not trying to interfere. I just meant, I don't know, practical help. Taking Martha to school, doing a supermarket run. Let me take the strain a bit.
Alice Aldridge
No, no need. It's all fine. Shall we walk down to the ball? Make the most of the weather?
Rex
Sure.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, for the lover. All right, all right. Damn thing.
Zainab
Brian.
Alice Aldridge
You okay?
Brian Aldridge
I'm fine. I'm having a run in with the drenched backpack, that's all. Just too many straps. It all got twisted.
Stella
Yeah, Easily done.
Brian Aldridge
And what are you doing here? I was passing a likely story.
Stella
The earlings look good.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't going to start worming them till tomorrow, but. Such a nice day, I thought. Well, waste not to be outside.
Alice Aldridge
Yeah.
Brian Aldridge
I haven't done this myself. For a while.
Stella
It is a perfect day for it.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah, well, I can't do much about the newborns yet. They're still hunkered down in the long grass, so I thought I'd get ahead of myself.
Stella
Right, well, let me help you on with a backpack.
Brian Aldridge
I hope you're not suggesting I'm incapable of doing it myself.
Stella
No, Brian, I'm not suggesting that.
Brian Aldridge
Good. So it's nice to see you, but.
Stella
Okay. I've heard the rumors like everyone else.
Brian Aldridge
And you thought you'd come and see what the old fool's up to now? Yeah, well, the old fool has taken charge of his land again. Is having the time of his life. Thanks. There we are. Pass me the worming gun.
Stella
You certainly seem in good spirits.
Brian Aldridge
I think it's the kick up the backside I needed. I'm not ready for the knacker's yard quite yet. No matter what my children think.
Stella
I'm sure they don't think that.
Brian Aldridge
Don't put money on it.
Stella
You'll make it up with them. Ruth saw Anna Tregoren yesterday. Apparently Carol is being a bit more compliant. Much to her daughter's relief. Yeah, and Carol can make a new start. So can you.
Brian Aldridge
You comparing me to Carol Tregoran?
Stella
Not directly.
Brian Aldridge
Good. Because if you are, you can stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
Stella
Yeah, I could do that. Or I could hang about and help you worm the yearlings. It is a perfect day for it after all.
Brian Aldridge
Okay then, if you want. Yeah. Thanks, Stella.
Alice Aldridge
That's one roast chicken, one roast beef and two cauliflower cheeses on the side, please. Tracy, we're on table four in the garden.
Tracy
Someone would have come for your order, you know.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, I thought I'd save you the trouble. You're busy and actually I was glad to get away. Oh yeah? Tom has cornered Rex about next week week's match with the Dog and Trumpet men. Talking cricket strategy.
Tracy
Oh, bless him. I've got my own strategy.
Nicola Truman
Seems to work.
Tracy
Dog and stump. It ain't no match for us. I'll get your drinks, Tracy. It won't be a minute, Martin.
Martin Gibson
Oh, sorry, Alice. I didn't mean to push in. I'm hoping for a table.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, didn't you book?
Martin Gibson
I wasn't planning on coming. I was having brunch with a lady friend at Gray Gables and I had a run in with your brother in law.
Alice Aldridge
Ian.
Martin Gibson
What on earth is going on with your family? The rumors about Home Farm are positively lurid.
Alice Aldridge
Well, don't believe everything you hear. What happened with Ian?
Martin Gibson
The Brunch was poor. Very poor indeed. The person I was with, the lady I was with, was deeply unimpressed. Left quite abruptly.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, because of the brunch?
Martin Gibson
What else? I had complained to Zainab about it. She was lovely, as usual. Then Ian came through and I gave him a piece of my mind. Oh, you expect to be listened to when you're making a complaint? Especially somewhere like Greg Gables. You expect an apology and a bit of groveling, honey.
Alice Aldridge
And didn't?
Martin Gibson
No. He was rude, Alice. Downright rude. And my companion stormed out. It was embarrassing. I might well go to Oliver about it.
Fifi
There we go, Alice.
Tracy
A lime and soda and a point of shires. I've started to tab for you.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, thanks, Tracy. I enjoy your lunch, Martin.
Tracy
What can I get you?
Martin Gibson
Oh, a table for one, if you can.
Tracy
Oh, not for maybe an hour. Unless you'd like to eat at the bar.
Adam Macy
Hi. I made it.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, your errands didn't take long. We're in the garden. I've started a tab if you want to eat.
Adam Macy
Oh, I'll just get myself a half. I'm not stopping.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, well, be warned. Martin's at the bar and you might want to avoid him. Ian. Ian. Have had a falling out at Grey Gables this morning.
Zainab
Morning?
Alice Aldridge
He's quite irate about it.
Adam Macy
Oh, for heaven's sake. I need Martin on side.
Alice Aldridge
I'm not entirely sure it's Ian's fault. You know what Martin's like.
Martin Gibson
Oh, well. Hello. A word, if I may.
Alice Aldridge
I'll leave you to it.
Stella
I'm moving the hurdles.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah, all good. Oh, thanks, Stella. That was. That was quite loud. All times.
Mally Harris (Natasha Archer)
Not really.
Stella
We didn't fight.
Brian Aldridge
We didn't always fight. Fight. We. We were a good team.
Stella
Most of the time, I suppose. Yes, we were.
Brian Aldridge
Look, can you take the weight of the backpack for a minute?
Alice Aldridge
Yeah.
Brian Aldridge
Here. There we go. I suppose you wouldn't consider coming back? Manage Home Farm again?
Stella
No, Brian.
Brian Aldridge
No, of course you wouldn't. Well, it was worth a try.
Stella
I have a new job I really like. And you have Adam.
Brian Aldridge
No, I don't. Adam doesn't work here anymore. And don't look at me like that. I'm sorry you won't come back. That was my own fault for throwing away a good thing.
Stella
Are you sure you're not doing that again now?
Brian Aldridge
Very sure. Thank you. Yeah, very sure indeed. But you'll have a farm of your own soon anyway, once you and Pip are married.
Stella
That'll be years before Pip inherits. And I don't see Brookfield like that, Brian. Not even in my head.
Brian Aldridge
Even so, it's what you've always wanted.
Stella
I don't know. I mean, life can turn on a sixpence. You know that. Storms blow in when you least expect them.
Brian Aldridge
Tell me about it.
Alice Aldridge
Are you really okay?
Brian Aldridge
I really am.
Martin Gibson
Thanks for the drink, Adam, but you don't need to apologize for Ian.
Adam Macy
Well, that's not why I bought you the drink.
Martin Gibson
Must be a big shift for him, going from head chef to general manager.
Adam Macy
Acting general manager. And he was head of food. Not just head chef.
Akram
Oh.
Martin Gibson
Oh, he's a brilliant chef. He is. But maybe management requires a different skill set. What exactly is going on at Home Farm? Everyone's gossiping.
Adam Macy
It's. It's a storm in a teacup. Nothing BL needs to be concerned about.
Martin Gibson
You promised me 100%, Martin.
Tracy
If you're quick, there's a table in the corner. You can have it till three.
Martin Gibson
Tracy, you're a star. I hate eating at the bar.
Tracy
Your row shouldn't be long.
Adam Macy
Well, if you'll excuse me, Martin.
Martin Gibson
Of course.
Akram
Course.
Tracy
You coming to Edgbaston on June 12 for the women's World cup match?
Martin Gibson
I wasn't.
Tracy
There might still be some seats on the bus. It's going to be dead exciting.
Alice Aldridge
Hello, you two. Oh, Stella. Are you here for lunch as well?
Adam Macy
Join us?
Stella
No, I've actually just popped by to pick up a bottle of wine.
Rex
Oh, you must have time for a swift half.
Stella
I really don't.
Alice Aldridge
Sorry.
Stella
Alice, Is everything okay?
Fifi
Yeah, of course.
Stella
Only Brian's just asked me to go back to work at Home Farm. I was helping him with the yearlings.
Tom
Oh.
Rex
It gets more complicated by the minute. Don't say anything to Adam, will you? I'd like a quiet lunch.
Stella
Rex, what on earth is Brian thinking?
Alice Aldridge
We're all asking that. What did you say?
Stella
No, of course.
Alice Aldridge
I mean, I suppose it's good he's looking for help.
Stella
Probably be mad not to.
Alice Aldridge
Do you think that? Well, what if I tried to find him someone?
Rex
Oh, should you get involved?
Alice Aldridge
He's my dad, Rex. I am involved.
Stella
Okay, but what about Ed Grundy? He knows the place. You could always ask if he wants more hours.
Alice Aldridge
It's a thought, Stella.
Stella
Oh, I think this is your lunch coming.
Rex
We don't have to go back to yours, do we?
Zaynab
We could go to the boat.
Rex
I'll make us coffee and we can sit and watch the river flow. What do you think?
Rory
What?
Adam Macy
Should we go to the boat?
Alice Aldridge
Why?
Rex
You okay?
Alice Aldridge
No, I'm not very good company, am I. Maybe I should just go home.
Rex
Or you could talk to me. Look, what's up?
Alice Aldridge
Well, you know what's up. All of Ambridge is talking about what's up. I don't see how talking anymore is going to help.
Rex
Okay, well, what would you like to do this afternoon?
Alice Aldridge
Honestly, I'd like to sit down with a large wine and forget all about it.
Tom
Alice.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, don't look at me like that. Obviously, I'm not going to. Obviously. It's not even a possibility anymore. I know what would happen. But there are days, Rex. There are days.
Rex
Should you call your sponsor?
Alice Aldridge
Oh, please.
Rex
Maybe there's a meeting. Let me look it up. I can drive you. No, Alice, you're scaring me.
Alice Aldridge
Well, I'm not going to relapse.
Tom
You said no.
Alice Aldridge
You don't understand. You think you do, but you don't. I mean, how can you? You don't have an addictive bone in your body.
Rex
I get that you're under pressure, a lot of pressure, but a whine?
Alice Aldridge
It was not a serious suggestion.
Rex
It sounded serious.
Alice Aldridge
Well, okay. Imagine I said I wanted to jump on a motorbike and ride naked into the sunset. Would you have taken that seriously, too?
Rex
You don't have a history of riding
Adam Macy
motorbikes naked into the sunset.
Alice Aldridge
Look, I do talk to my sponsor. I do go to meetings. I'm doing all the right things and I'm handling this.
Adam Macy
I'm not sure you are.
Alice Aldridge
You know what, Rex?
Rory
Go home.
Adam Macy
I'm not leaving you in this state.
Alice Aldridge
Don't nanny me. I'm the addiction expert, not you.
Adam Macy
I'm trying to be supportive.
Alice Aldridge
Well, it's not working.
Rex
Okay, suit yourself.
Adam Macy
Honestly, I was only trying to help.
Alice Aldridge
Well, I don't need your help.
Zainab
Rex.
Alice Aldridge
Rex.
Fifi
What are you so engrossed in?
Tom
Oh, it's that climate control greenhouse I want.
Fifi
Oh, that's smart. Oh, it's big, too.
Tom
That's the idea.
Zaynab
Yeah.
Adam Macy
Scroll down.
Fifi
Oh, nice.
Tom
Way stronger than the polytunnels. And much better value than a glass greenhouse that size.
Fifi
Is it made of bubble wrap?
Tom
Reinforced? Yes. And the side vents open automatically when it hits 25 degrees. We wouldn't have to control the temperature manually. We'd save manpower. We'd save time.
Fifi
You don't have to convince me, Tom. Have you talked to Helen about it?
Tom
Not in any detail. She's too wrapped up in the cows right now, and I thought I'd let her get the house, move out the way.
Fifi
I said I'll help her pack up. She's barely started and wants to Be in the new house this weekend. All the girls will miss Jack and Henry.
Tom
They won't be far. Did you speak to her about Loxley Barrett?
Fifi
Yes, of course. I thought they'd have called a meeting about the Ofsted report, but it doesn't look like they're planning to.
Tom
That's not great, is it?
Fifi
The head being on long term sick leave has messed everything up. Everyone's up to their eyes. Helen thinks we should join the Parent Teacher association in September. Keep our fingers on the pulse once the girls are there. I didn't like to say if the girls are there.
Akram
Huh.
Tom
You didn't mention anything.
Fifi
No.
Zaynab
Of course.
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Nicola Truman
Morning, Sunny.
Akram
Me.
Tom
Hi, Mom. I was coming over in a bit. I've got some plants and seeds to put in your front garden.
Tina
Great. We can do it together. Hi, Natasha.
Rory
Hi.
Tina
The girls left their water bottles at ours yesterday.
Alice Aldridge
I thought you'd need them.
Fifi
Oh, thank you.
Rory
That's brilliant.
Fifi
I didn't realize.
Mally Harris (Natasha Archer)
Right.
Fifi
I better go and get the girls rounded up.
Rory
Right.
Tina
So what time are you thinking, Tom?
Tom
Soon as I've dropped the girls at nursery. I've got some delphiniums by the path. I thought down towards the gate.
Tina
Oh, yes. Lovely. What are you looking at?
Tom
Ah, it's the perfect greenhouse.
Fifi
Right.
Tina
But you're not actually planning on this, are you?
Tom
Well, the audit was so positive about the veg operation. Does seem kind of the logical next thing step with Helen expanding the dairy side. It's made me think about next steps for my operation too.
Tina
Yes, of course. But no need to rush, surely.
Tom
I'm not. But why not?
Tina
Well, nothing really. Just maybe with Helen's plans in full swing, expanding on two fronts at once is not the ideal way forward.
Tom
We'll talk about it. Of course we will. I wanted to know what's out there, that's all.
Ed Grundy
Martin.
Brian Aldridge
Hi.
Ian
I'm glad I've caught you.
Martin Gibson
Ian.
Ian
Jazz. I wasn't sure if you'd be in today.
Martin Gibson
Neither was I.
Ian
And I'm even more glad to catch you.
Martin Gibson
Are you? Why?
Ian
Look, I'm sorry. That's why I'm here. To apologize. I lost it at Greg Gables yesterday and my mouth was ran away with me.
Martin Gibson
It most certainly did.
Ian
I really shouldn't have said what I said. Your brunch was substandard. I'm sorry I spoiled your date. I went off on one with very little provocation.
Martin Gibson
None at all.
Ian
I would like to make it up to you, but what can I do? Apart from offering you a free brunch, obviously. A good bottle of wine next time you're in.
Martin Gibson
You've driven out here and you've apologized, Ian. I. I think that's probably enough.
Ian
I really appreciate that.
Martin Gibson
If I'm absolutely honest, the date was a bit of a non starter anyway.
Ian
I'm sorry.
Martin Gibson
And maybe me trying to tear you off a strip was an attempt to claw back some dignity, which I blew
Ian
by yelling at you. I'm entirely in the wrong.
Martin Gibson
Good of you to say so, but what on earth made you explode like that?
Ian
Honestly, it's embarrassing.
Alice Aldridge
Go on.
Martin Gibson
I think you owe me that much.
Ian
You said it would never have happened when Dame was in charge. I just saw red. Probably because it's true. And because. Well, let's just leave it at that, huh? So I would ask you. I mean, I would be grateful if you didn't take this any further.
Martin Gibson
Oliver was actually on my list to call this morning. Please. You're finding senior management a challenge. I can understand that.
Ian
See, that's exactly it. I mean, I'm good at the things I'm good at, but I mean, so much of it is new to me.
Martin Gibson
Then it's a good thing it was me you blew up at.
Ian
How do you mean?
Martin Gibson
Have you got to be anywhere?
Ian
Not immediately, no.
Martin Gibson
Then come into the office. There's nothing I don't know about good management, Ian. I can give you the lowdown about handling people. Come on. I'll put the coffee machine on.
Tom
Oh, it's really coming together, Mum.
Tina
Yeah, proper old fashioned cottage garden. Takes some beating. You pass me the trial?
Akram
Yeah.
Tina
Natasha mentioned the Ofsted report.
Tom
Doesn't inspire confidence in Loxley Barrett, does it? Helen says Jack is happy there, but I don't know.
Tina
Mum, why don't you call the Head and chat it through?
Tom
Natasha spoke to the deputy Head but didn't get much joy. That's why we're looking at alternatives.
Tina
What alternatives? There aren't any. Not without a long drive.
Tom
Well, like I said, we're looking.
Tina
You don't mean homeschooling, surely? I mean, how would either of you find the time? Locksley Barrett's not that bad, is it?
Tom
It isn't hard to look at all the possibilities. We haven't decided anything yet, Tommy.
Tina
I'm not thinking of going private. You are, Tom.
Tom
As I say, we're just.
Tina
Look, something isn't necessarily better because you pay for it.
Tom
It's not necessarily worse either.
Tina
True, but how would you pay for it?
Tom
It's early days. We haven't checked out what it would cost.
Tina
Cost thousands. Then they shove VAT on top of that plate, her child.
Tom
They might have a special arrangement for twins.
Tina
Buy one, get one free.
Alice Aldridge
But, Mom.
Tina
I'm sorry, but I'm just really surprised. That's.
Tom
That's why we haven't said anything.
Tina
Well, it's up to you, of course. And what about the others? Dunder?
Adam Macy
Duck.
Tina
Martha, Wouldn't you be saying we're better than you?
Tom
Of course not. We'd never say that.
Tina
What chance does a school have if any everyone opts out and buys a shiny education? Where are you even thinking of sending them?
Tom
We've got an appointment at Sycamore House Pre Prep. The website says it's affordable.
Tina
You've arranged it already? You two are quick off the mark.
Akram
When?
Tom
At lunchtime today, Tom.
Tina
Oh, yes, it's great you want what's best for the girls, but, I mean, that's absolutely as it should be. But make sure it really is the best and don't go into debt for it.
Akram
Tom.
Tina
Send them to Locksley Barrett and let them get stuck in there. It's what dad and I did.
Martin Gibson
Your challenge, Ian, is to inspire the frontline troops while giving those above you confidence. And they all have to respect you.
Ian
I do think the staff like me.
Martin Gibson
No, no, no, you don't want that.
Ian
Don't.
Tom
I?
Martin Gibson
I. I said respect, not like I can't be both. You can be likable, but your staff need to fear you too.
Ian
You mean Jazzer?
Akram
Fear she.
Martin Gibson
Oh, yeah. The team here trusts me. Obviously. They look up to me. I'm friendly, but I'm not their friend. Jazza did try to be my mate once when I was dating a friend of Tracy's, but I had to set firm boundaries. Now, come on, let's dive under the bonnet on this.
Ian
Sorry?
Martin Gibson
Investigate the nuts and bolts. Do some blue sky thinking. Right, now, pick a member of staff, any member. Close your eyes. Focus. Got one?
Tom
Yeah.
Martin Gibson
Who is it?
Ian
Brad. Brad Horriban.
Martin Gibson
What football team does he support?
Ian
No idea.
Martin Gibson
Where did he last go on holiday? Does he have a girlfriend? Boyfriend? A pet. What's her name? How old is she?
Ian
The pet?
Martin Gibson
The girlfriend. This is why you're struggling, Ian. Drill down, drill down. Know your workforce. You need a deep focus. Helicopter view.
Ian
This is all I can give you.
Martin Gibson
A couple of good books to help. Full of robust takeaways.
Ian
Such as?
Martin Gibson
Okay, management 101. Build trust. Get your staff to tell you secrets they've never shared with anyone else.
Ian
Can't I just tell them to be on time?
Martin Gibson
Ian, look, describe to me how you feel about your job. Three words.
Ian
Three words.
Martin Gibson
Just three. So make them count.
Alice Aldridge
Go on, go on.
Martin Gibson
Get down in the weeds.
Ian
Challenging.
Martin Gibson
Good. Stimulating. Yes, good.
Ian
Challenging. Stimulating.
Martin Gibson
You can do it, Ian. Let's get this pencil sharpened.
Fifi
Wow.
Tom
I know.
Fifi
The facilities.
Tom
I know.
Fifi
That playing field was huge.
Tom
The staff were lovely.
Fifi
Oh, no wonder the children seem so happy.
Tom
If only, if only. Maybe a twins discount was a bit optimistic.
Fifi
And maybe. Maybe we're just being dazzled by a lovely building and fantastic facilities.
Tom
We haven't got a spare 20,000, have we?
Stella
What if.
Fifi
Well, Sarah needs more support than Nova, doesn't she?
Alice Aldridge
She.
Fifi
If we just sent her, it would halve the cost.
Tom
No, no, no, no. We can't split them up. I mean, not that we've got 10 grand either.
Fifi
Is there a way we could maybe get a loan and just send them for the reception year early years Learning is so crucial and it would give Loxley Barrett time to improve.
Tom
I mean, we probably wouldn't have to find all the money at once.
Fifi
We could, I don't know, make sacrifices.
Tom
I still doubt we'd be able to raise that much. What if the girls love the place? How could we pull them out?
Fifi
I can't believe I'm saying this, but what if I sold Summer Orchard as a going concern?
Britbox Narrator
I mean, really.
Fifi
Well, no, suppose not. But there has to be something.
Tom
Tom, we'll be home in 10 minutes. Let's talk about it tonight. Maybe one of us will have had a brain wave.
Fifi
I'm not ready to go home. Can we stop for a coffee somewhere?
Tom
That little place by the river.
Fifi
Oh, sure. Yeah, that's fine.
Tom
I don't think the tea room needs to worry about the competition from this place. These cakes are really not great.
Fifi
As long as the tea is wet and warm. Nice by the river, though. Sun on the water.
Tom
Yeah. You know, I was sick.
Akram
You go on.
Tom
If we send the girls to Loxley Barrett for now, it'll really motivate me to expand the veg business. If we're thinking about a loan, it would make more sense to get one for the new greenhouse. And in a couple of years, maybe we can afford 6 Sycamore House without borrowing money.
Fifi
Well, we can't now, that's for sure.
Tom
Would you agree with me about expanding the business?
Fifi
Yes, of course. Only, is there maybe another kind of business venture we could look at? I've had a few thoughts.
Tom
We're best off sticking with what we know, surely.
Fifi
I think we should consider anything and everything.
Tom
No, the veg is the way forward. Definitely.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, can I just squeeze past to the chiller cabinet?
Ed Grundy
Yep.
Brian Aldridge
Sure.
Alice Aldridge
I'm after some of that Greek yogurt.
Brian Aldridge
Sorry, Alice.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, no, really. It's all well with you, Ed.
Ed Grundy
Same old.
Alice Aldridge
Are you really busy at the moment?
Ed Grundy
Yeah, of course. It's June and I'm getting ready for the Borchester show.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, great. Ed, as I've bumped into you.
Ed Grundy
Yeah.
Alice Aldridge
I mean, you probably know dad has made a few changes at Home Farm.
Ed Grundy
Well, I think everyone's heard about it, Alice.
Rory
Yeah.
Alice Aldridge
Look, is there any possibility you might be available for some extra hours, maybe on a more structured basis? I. I think he might want to take on more help. Yeah, well, he really values you, obviously. So I thought I'd ask, you know.
Ed Grundy
Are you offering me work?
Alice Aldridge
Well, I'm seeing if you're up for it, really. So might you consider it if it came up?
Ed Grundy
Well, when would he want me to start?
Alice Aldridge
Well, as soon as I think. What do you think about it?
Ed Grundy
I'll talk to Emma.
Brian Aldridge
Okay. Is Alice not in?
Adam Macy
No, no, she doesn't seem to be.
Brian Aldridge
That's a nuisance. Maybe she's at the stables.
Rex
Yes, I'll drive up and see.
Brian Aldridge
All good with you, too?
Rex
I. I'm sure it's fine.
Brian Aldridge
Doesn't sound very wholehearted.
Adam Macy
No, no, no, everything's good. Thanks. I'll be. I'll see you, Brian.
Brian Aldridge
Rex. Rex. Have I upset you? Seem a bit off with me.
Rex
No, no. No reason to be off with you.
Brian Aldridge
Well, no, except you're seeing Alice and I'm sure you're aware that there's a lot going on in the family right now.
Rex
I'm aware, yes.
Brian Aldridge
Which is why I'm here, actually. As last time I spoke to Alice, it didn't end entirely. Well, you may be aware of that too.
Rex
Ah, this is really.
Brian Aldridge
Families aren't always easy things, you know. Of course, you know. Well, the Fair brothers have at their moments too, haven't they?
Rex
I suppose we have, yes.
Brian Aldridge
So I'm hoping to build bridges with Alice at least. Don't suppose it's always been a bed of roses, being a child of mine, but I've always done my best to. Well, do my best. I've protected my children as much as I can. I've given them everything. A good home, plenty of opportunities, encouragement. Alice hasn't wanted for anything. What struggles she's had, she's brought on herself. Brian, I really don't want there to be bad blood pressure.
Adam Macy
Brian, please stop.
Brian Aldridge
I'm sure we can.
Adam Macy
Brian, stop. It's really not appropriate for you to be saying this.
Rex
To me.
Brian Aldridge
Not appropriate.
Adam Macy
Whatever you have to say, you should say to Alice.
Brian Aldridge
I intend to.
Adam Macy
Well, maybe when you do, leave out the bit about never having had to struggle.
Brian Aldridge
You what?
Adam Macy
Given what happened with George and the court case and the drinking, her life hasn't been as easy as you're implying.
Brian Aldridge
I'm sorry. Sorry, Rex, but where's this come from?
Adam Macy
Do you have any idea how much
Rex
pressure she's under right now?
Adam Macy
With all of your home farm shenanigans?
Tina
Shenanigans?
Adam Macy
What's that doing to her mental health? The strain on her relationships with her siblings? Do you think she's like you and it's all water off a duck's back?
Brian Aldridge
Now, look here.
Adam Macy
Because it isn't, Brian. It really isn't like that for her. I know what it's like to have a father who thinks he knows it all and always gets his own way. Other families manage their inheritance issues without all this drama. Well, look at Bridge Farm. Tom and Helen are creating all sorts of new initiatives without Pat and Tony holding them back.
Brian Aldridge
I think you've said enough now, Rex. Thank you.
Adam Macy
Well, I think it's time someone told you what's what. Alice is really suffering at the moment because you insist on letting your ego get in the way of your relationships with your kids. It's damaging. It's frankly stupid. From where I'm standing, you threatening to take the land back looks like an overgrown toddler throwing his toys out of the pram. You should be ashamed, Rex.
Brian Aldridge
Alice, There you are.
Alice Aldridge
What's going on?
Adam Macy
I'll come back later, shall I?
Brian Aldridge
I think that's a very good idea, Rex.
Adam Macy
I'm sorry, Brian. No, no, actually, I'm not. I'm glad I said it. I'll catch you another time.
Rex
Alice.
Alice Aldridge
What on earth just happened?
George
Oh, they're beauties, Edward.
Brian Aldridge
A lot of them. Yeah, yeah.
George
I'm pretty pleased your Texels will be the pride of the Borchester Show. In with a good chance of winning, I'd say.
Amber
Which ones will you show? Have you decided?
Ed Grundy
Not for definite.
Amber
And how definite is this offer to go back to Home Farm?
Ed Grundy
Well, it's only asked if I was up for it this morning. Thinking about it.
Amber
What about the tree surgery? How's they meant to manage without you?
Ed Grundy
It won't affect that.
Amber
It might.
Ed Grundy
I'll only go back if the hours are flexible.
Amber
Don't know why you want to go back there at all.
George
Well, the money will be nice. You could charge a bit extra too. Ryan Aldridge is desperate by all accounts.
Amber
It'll be rubbish working there with them
George
all at each other's throats, backs stabbing and infighting. It's better than the telly.
Ed Grundy
I'm not getting drawn into any of that.
Brian Aldridge
No, no, no.
George
Just keep your head down and take the money.
Ed Grundy
Like I said, I'm considering it.
Tom
Considering what?
Amber
Ed's considering taking on more shifts at Home Farm.
George
How you doing, George?
Brad
Shattered, if you must know. I've been helping with the shearing at Brookfield. And that's on top of Meadow Farm.
George
So little money in wool these days. Tragic really.
Brad
Next week I picked up some overtime money for the baby.
George
Amber okay?
Brad
Amber's fabulous. I've come to have a look at your Texels, Ed. Which ones are you showing?
George
Oh, that's the question.
Ed Grundy
Well, I'm entering two classes. 20 and 24. Now I'm still choosing which U and which lamb to enter.
Brad
Oh, are you? Good.
Akram
Why is that good?
Brad
Because I've got a brilliant idea.
Rory
Here.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, thanks.
Alice Aldridge
Alice, I'm sorry about Rex.
Brian Aldridge
How? Don't be. I never thought he had it in him.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, I hate all this fighting. Everyone at odds the whole time.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah, I do do. But I didn't start it. I'm not going to change my mind about taking the land back. So please don't ask me.
Stella
I won't.
Brian Aldridge
So can we please get back to normal, you and me?
Alice Aldridge
Well, that's all I want actually.
Akram
Good.
Ed Grundy
Good.
Alice Aldridge
Look, dad, are you really going to try to run Home Farm by yourself?
Brian Aldridge
Pretty much, yes.
Alice Aldridge
Well, that's what worries me. I don't know how you'll manage.
Brian Aldridge
I'll manage. I'll book a meditation course at Spiritual Home if you want to channel my inner Zen.
Alice Aldridge
I can't see that working. I'm concerned about you, that's all. Your well being.
Brian Aldridge
Because I'm so ancient?
Alice Aldridge
Because Home Farm is too big for one person, whatever their age.
Brian Aldridge
But mine doesn't help.
Alice Aldridge
Well, no, it doesn't. So look, I've been thinking.
Ian
Oh dear.
Tina
No.
Alice Aldridge
Shut up and listen.
Brian Aldridge
Sometimes you sound just like your mother.
Alice Aldridge
Well, thank you. How would it be if I made some inquiries about getting in some extra help? Don't reject the idea outright. I want you to listen to me and think seriously about what I'm saying.
Brian Aldridge
All right.
Rory
Really?
Brian Aldridge
Well, you're expressing your concerns. I'll take them under consideration.
Alice Aldridge
Okay. So? Well, there's someone in particular who I think would actually be really good.
Brian Aldridge
Oh yeah?
Alice Aldridge
They know the farm. They work with you on and off. They're reliable, they're good, they're strong. Young enough to do the donkey work. Not so young they'll make stupid mistakes. You get on with them.
Brian Aldridge
All right, well, just give me a name. Alice.
Rory
Okay.
Alice Aldridge
Ed Grundy.
Brian Aldridge
Dad, I'm thinking. How many hours?
Alice Aldridge
Half days. Then more as the harvest ramps up.
Brian Aldridge
Good idea. I'll call him.
Alice Aldridge
But you mean you agree?
Brian Aldridge
Yeah, yeah. He's a solid Jap, Ed. It's a sensible suggestion, as I'll talk to him.
Alice Aldridge
Well, actually, I already have.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, you've been plotting.
Alice Aldridge
No, not plotting. We didn't talk to specifics, just general terms. He hasn't said yes yet.
Brian Aldridge
Well, you better give him a nudge, hadn't you?
Alice Aldridge
Really? Well, great.
Brian Aldridge
I'm not the stubborn bull everyone thinks I am, am I? Not when it's a good idea.
Alice Aldridge
I thought you'd bite my head off.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, I've surprised you.
Adam Macy
Good.
Brian Aldridge
And on a more important issue. Have you got a biscuit to go with this excellent cup of.
Brad
Go on, Ed, talk.
Ed Grundy
Put your phone down.
Brad
No, I'm filming.
Ian
Just talk.
Ed Grundy
Where do I start?
Brad
Look, I'll ask you questions and we'll edit them out later.
Amber
He's shy, dad.
Brian Aldridge
I'm not shy.
Amber
I don't know why.
George
You have nothing to be shy about, son.
Whole Foods Market Advertiser
Shut up.
Adam Macy
He's right.
Brad
Stop laughing, Granddad. No, Ed, focus. Why are Texels such desirable sheep?
Ed Grundy
Well, they've got very good temperament, for one thing. They're docile, they're curious. They don't get excited too easily.
Brian Aldridge
Just like you.
Zaynab
Sharp.
Brad
You're doing great. This is exactly what I need. No, pick a lamb and describe it for me. That one there. Tell me why you pick it.
Ed Grundy
Well, I wouldn't show that one. His teeth are too far forward. And that one there. Well, her ears are five to two when they ought to be more 10 to two.
George
That's actually quite interesting.
Brian Aldridge
Shush.
Ed Grundy
This one, it's got a lovely top line. That's good for showing that she stands square. All her feet are pointing in the right direction.
Brian Aldridge
Thank goodness for that.
Brad
Great. This is great.
Ed Grundy
And look, her legs and her bottom, they form a proper U shape. It's not a V. What?
Ian
It's true.
George
I know, but are you sure you want to be on film talking about this?
Brian Aldridge
Grow up.
Ed Grundy
The Perrier. Nah, she's the one I'll probably go for. I'll put her on the altar to get her used to the show ring. Walk around the pen, up and down.
Amber
Now, isn't that sweet, dad?
Tom
Yeah.
George
Take her to the pictures, why don't you? And a pint in the bull after
Amber
he's had worse dates.
Adam Macy
I'm not doing this enough, you two.
Brad
I'm making this serious film here.
Adam Macy
Sorry.
Brad
My job is to connect Tonys with farming, educate them and inform them about rural lives.
Tom
That'll be a first.
Brad
Right over there. You two over there. Sit on that bale.
George
Oh, on the other side of the yard.
Brad
Yeah, that's it. And not a peep out of either of you till we're done here.
Amber
Oh, dad. We've been sent to sit on the naughty bale.
Alice Aldridge
No more ketchup, Martha. I'm not joking.
Rory
Oh, Ed, hi.
Ed Grundy
Sorry, this is a bad moment.
Alice Aldridge
No, no, not at all. I'm just giving Martha her tea. She's made a ketchup lake in the middle of her mash. I swear there's half a bottle in there.
Ed Grundy
Kids and ketchup, eh? I won't keep you.
Alice Aldridge
Come in for a minute.
Ed Grundy
Oh, okay. Well, I spoke to Em about the extra hours at Home Farm.
Alice Aldridge
Oh.
Ed Grundy
Obviously we've got the tree surgery business to think about.
Alice Aldridge
So you're gonna say no?
Ed Grundy
No, no, no, I can do it. We just have to agree about flexibility in that I might need to nip off suddenly if a job comes in.
Alice Aldridge
Yeah, of course.
Ed Grundy
And we'd have to discuss the pay rate.
Alice Aldridge
Well, I'm sure that won't be a problem. I spoke to my dad.
Rory
He's really keen.
Ed Grundy
Well, haven't you spoken to him before?
Alice Aldridge
It's all good. How soon could you start? Any chance it could be this week? Oh, sorry. Hang on.
Rex
Hi, Alice.
Alice Aldridge
Oh, hi.
Adam Macy
You're right.
Brian Aldridge
Rex.
Rex
Sorry, you're busy.
Alice Aldridge
No, not at all. No, come in.
Rex
I'll come back.
Alice Aldridge
No, honestly, I won't be a minute.
Adam Macy
It's fine, Alice. I'll come back.
Fifi
Rex.
Stella
Rex.
Alice Aldridge
Sorry about this, Ed.
Ed Grundy
Everything okay?
Alice Aldridge
Yeah, of course. There's just too many things happening at once, that's all.
Ed Grundy
I better cut your hair then.
Alice Aldridge
Well, I'll tell my dad and get him to call you about the money.
Ed Grundy
Great, great. And I reckon I could start Thursday if I move a couple of things around. Will that suit?
Alice Aldridge
Yeah, that'd be great.
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Fifi
Here we go. Should I just write Jack's room on the box?
Rory
Thanks. You know, maybe arranging to move the weekend of Open Farm Sunday wasn't my best ever decision.
Fifi
Oh, don't be daft. Pat and Tony will help you. You'll be unpacked by tea time. I'll pop over as soon as I can.
Rory
So I'm marking boxes that aren't immediately urgent with a big star.
Fifi
Was that Henry's idea?
Alice Aldridge
Mr.
Fifi
Organized?
Zaynab
Actually, it was.
Rory
Won't be a minute, Tom.
Tina
Right.
Rory
Oh, here goes. I'm really excited.
Fifi
Oh, I'm not surprised.
Rory
I'm hoping to buy six if we can make a bit of a deal. Six new Monty's. Natasha. Six lovely red and white montes.
Fifi
It's brilliant to see you so fired up. I'm almost jealous.
Rory
I love my job. Don't you get fired up about Summer Orchard?
Fifi
Not like I used to. I mean, it's ticking over nicely, but there's so, so much admin.
Rory
Yeah, I hear you. So what does buy you up, then? I'm sure something does.
Fifi
Well, actually, I do have this idea.
Tom
Come on, come on, stop chatting. Got to get to Shropshire. It's a lovely day for a drive.
Fifi
Go on, then. I'll finish this other box before I start work.
Rory
Oh, you have my undying gratitude.
Tom
Right. Come
Alice Aldridge
on.
Rory
You're not wrong. It is a lovely day for a drive.
Tom
I know you were planning to do this trip with Dan, but I'm glad it's me.
Rory
Why?
Tom
Well, nice drive with my sister to see some pretty cows. What's not to like?
Rory
Nothing, obviously.
Tom
I saw Alice in the village. She said Brian's giving Ed Grundy more work at Home Farm.
Rory
At least he's got some help. I hope we never have a big bust up like the Aldridges.
Rex
We won't.
Tom
Of course we won't. These cows we're seeing.
Rory
Yeah. That the farmers retiring?
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Tom
Doesn't it feel a bit ironic we're buying one retired farmer's herd with the money from selling another retired farmer's herd?
Rory
I think that's just farming these days. Have to pay a lot more to bring Monty's over from France. Six of these will only cost us 15,000 or so. Half of what dad got for the Anguses. And each one will give us an extra 30 litres of milk a day.
Tom
The mobile milking parlor will cope with that, right?
Rory
I think so. Just about.
Tom
I hope so, because we can't afford a new milking parlor. Not at the moment.
Rory
One step at a time, eh?
Tom
I mean it. I am convinced there are better ways to spend the money.
Alice Aldridge
Okay, Fifi. Good girl.
Adam Macy
Lillian said you'd be out here.
Alice Aldridge
Rex, I'm so sorry. Ed was there when you came round yesterday. Really bad timing.
Rex
Is this bad timing too?
Alice Aldridge
No, no, not at all. I've just finished a lesson. I'm glad you're here.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Alice Aldridge
You didn't answer my Calls. I was worried.
Rex
I've been digging a new pig wallow.
Brian Aldridge
Sorry.
Alice Aldridge
You weren't digging a pig wallow last night though, were you? Tried a few times.
Rex
I had my phone on silent. Was trying to work out what to say to you, Rex.
Alice Aldridge
Just say what you think.
Rex
Right. Is now okay then?
Alice Aldridge
Well, you can help me put Fifi away then. I'm completely free for the next hour.
Rex
Oh, it won't take that long.
Alice Aldridge
You're dumping me then?
Rex
No.
Zainab
Aren't you?
Adam Macy
Dumping me?
Alice Aldridge
No.
Tom
Oh, all right.
Akram
Good.
Tom
Yes.
Fifi
Good.
Rex
I wanted to apologize for what happened with your dad yesterday.
Adam Macy
I don't usually.
Alice Aldridge
I'm quite sure he deserved it.
Rex
I was out of order. I'm really embarrassed.
Alice Aldridge
He said you told him some home truths.
Rex
Did he say what exactly?
Alice Aldridge
No.
Rex
Good. I completely overstepped. And on top of our row on Sunday. Well, I totally understand if you did want to finish with.
Alice Aldridge
Look, Sunday was my fault.
Rex
I'm not sure about that.
Alice Aldridge
I didn't express myself very well. I can see why. What I said worried you.
Rex
Well, yeah, it did.
Alice Aldridge
Instead of explaining, I snapped at you.
Rex
You're not about to fall off the wagon, are you?
Alice Aldridge
No, no. I've got too much to clues, Rex. Including you. I was just really, really fed up. I promise if I have the slightest real concern about my sobriety, I'll talk to you.
Tina
Okay.
Rex
And as for Brian, I hope I didn't make your life more complicated.
Alice Aldridge
Well, actually I think he was a bit impressed. You know, mild mannered Rex, fair brother transforming into the incredible whatever.
Brian Aldridge
Really?
Alice Aldridge
Let's get Fifi settled and you can tell me exactly what you said to him.
Rory
They're great, aren't they? All of them. Fantastic condition.
Alice Aldridge
Ah, what a view.
Rory
Doesn't it make something swell in your chest? Red and white cows. The grass so green and lush. Yeah, we are looking at something that could be any time in the last four, 500 years, Tom. They wouldn't have been Mon Belliards necessarily, but cows in the field.
Tom
Well, you're right. And they're in good nick.
Rory
So why don't I buy them all?
Tom
Whoa, slow down. All ten?
Rory
It's only a few more.
Tom
Four more and another ten grand.
Rory
He said he'd give us a better price if we take the whole herd. Bird in the hand, Tom. You know, I might never get this lucky again.
Tom
Are we done have money to splash about? Helen, we need to discuss this properly.
Rory
If we have any bull calves, we can sell the beef in the shop and cull. Cows can go to beef too. We'd make it back?
Amber
We'd need more help.
Tom
Not just with the milky, but in the dairy too. You're not talking about 180 extra litres a day, you're suddenly talking, what, 300? That's a lot of cheese.
Rory
I've already offered Tracy more work. And Akram could help with the milk at Crams.
Tom
A veg man like me, you might not want to. And just take a breath.
Rory
Helen, am I getting carried away?
Tom
I get it. I really do. They're great cows. But you came here for six and I think that's what you should buy.
Rory
I suppose you're right.
Tom
Thank you.
Rory
Six it is.
Tom
Right, let's walk back and find the farmer.
Alice Aldridge
No wonder dad was furious. The bit about him throwing his toys out the pram was spot on. It's not pretty, is it?
Rex
It struck a nerve, that's all.
Alice Aldridge
Well, it's a trait I've inherited too, unfortunately.
Rex
Oh, come on.
Alice Aldridge
What did I do on Sunday? I said you could never understand about addiction when obviously you do. But no, I went straight to lashing out, like dad. It's what Aldridges do under pressure.
Rex
All of us do sometimes.
Alice Aldridge
Well, let's draw a line under it.
Adam Macy
Yes.
Rex
With a thick black marker.
Tom
This.
Alice Aldridge
There. Done.
Rex
We're okay, then?
Alice Aldridge
Well, I am if you are.
Rex
Oh, I very definitely am.
Alice Aldridge
I'm aware I can be a pain.
Tom
Me too.
Alice Aldridge
Thanks.
Tom
No, no, no.
Rex
I mean I can be a pain.
Alice Aldridge
I know. I'm teasing. Give me a hug.
Rex
What, in the middle of the stable yard?
Alice Aldridge
But why not? Do you think we'll frighten the horses? Oh, that's better. Don't disappear again.
Rex
I won't.
Alice Aldridge
I'm sorry about my mad family.
Rex
Oh, wait till you meet mine. On which note? My dad texted me the other day. He wants to come up. Wants to put a date in the diary.
Alice Aldridge
But to meet me?
Rex
Oh, who knows?
Brian Aldridge
With him.
Rex
But that's my guess. Are you up for it?
Fifi
How was it?
Rory
Great. Just great. The Monty's were brilliant. Brilliant. A was Chelsea in the tea room today. Only I haven't heard back from Tracy yet about the extra hours she was
Fifi
in, but she didn't say anything.
Rory
I hope there's not a problem.
Fifi
Helen. What we were talking about this morning?
Rory
Packing up the house? No.
Fifi
When I was moaning about Summer Orchard.
Brian Aldridge
You weren't moaning.
Fifi
I was a bit. You asked what fires me up?
Rory
Yeah.
Fifi
I've got an idea. I've been working on it for a while. I think it might be quite good. Can I talk to you about it?
Alice Aldridge
Yeah.
Fifi
What does Tom Think I've been waiting for the right moment. I would really like to talk to you first in case it's.
Stella
Well, well.
Fifi
Rubbish.
Rory
I'm sure it won't be.
Fifi
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Rory
Tell me more.
Fifi
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Rory
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Alice Aldridge
Bfb.
Fifi
Oh, that could work. Or Bridge Farm Organics. Bfo.
Rory
No, it sounds like UFO too.
Fifi
Sci Fi. Bridge Organics.
Tom
What?
Rory
BO for body range.
Fifi
Maybe not. Well, we can find the name bf.
Rory
Bridge Fart. Yeah, I think BF is really good. And top end, you said.
Fifi
Exactly. A really good organic moisturiser. Retails at 70 or 80 pounds for 50 mils.
Rory
Classy packaging.
Fifi
I did marketing for cosmetic companies before I changed tack. Doing the nuffs.
Stella
Yeah.
Rory
Remember, this would be using all your skills, wouldn't it? Have you done any figures?
Fifi
Not yet. I wanted your reaction first.
Rory
Let's do some then.
Fifi
Really?
Rory
Don't look so surprised. It's completely on brand. You know, the best organic products, home produced. Real luxury.
Fifi
Great. Thank you.
Rory
You know, today is turning out to be a really good day. Are you sure you don't want tea?
Fifi
Oh, I might. Now, can I have one of those herbal ones, please? There's something else too, as we're talking.
Rory
That's a brilliant idea.
Fifi
It's about the girls in school.
Rory
Yeah.
Fifi
I never ever imagined I'd be the kind of person who even considers this. Nobody in my family ever has.
Rory
Considers what?
Fifi
Tom and I. Well, we've been looking into going private for the girls.
Rory
Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
Fifi
Nor were we. We were worried. And about Loxley Barrett. I know Jack's there and you've been really supportive of the place. Pat hates the idea of going private, of course, and I'm sure we can't afford it, but that might be not yet rather than never. Do you think I'm a terrible person?
Rory
Of course I don't. You have to do what's right for you and the girls, Natasha.
Fifi
And weirdly, that's what gave me the kick of the bum to share the botanicals idea with you.
Rory
Really?
Fifi
Because we. We've found somewhere we really want the girls to experience. And there's just a chance this might end up financing it in the future. I mean, and sometimes you just have to take the plunge, don't you?
Rory
You do, Natasha. You really do.
Zainab
Has Khalil gone?
Akram
Everyone's gone but me. And I won't be long.
Zainab
Good. If I'd known how much to be banging on about the T20 cricket, I'd never have got him the tickets.
Akram
Yes, you would. All good at work?
Zainab
Yeah, fine. Well, yeah, fine, I suppose.
Akram
Make up your mind, Z.
Zainab
Well, Ian's way easier to work for than Dane was. And more fun. And he does love a bit of gossip. Only he blew up at Martin Gibson for no reason on Sunday. For the last couple of days. I don't know. Can't put my finger on it.
Akram
Well, he's Adam's husband. And that family seems to be going through the mill at the moment, so maybe it's that it's sometimes hard not to take your problems to work with you.
Zainab
Everything's okay at Bridge Farm, though? Yes, dad.
Akram
Everything's okay at Bridge Farms.
Zainab
And define okay.
Akram
Well, honestly, I'm a bit disappointed.
Zainab
Because they turned down your Care Farm
Akram
idea, Not because they turned it down more the way they turned it down. I felt a bit dismissed, actually.
Zainab
Have you told them you think I should? Well, it's obviously bothering you.
Fifi
Talk to Tom.
Akram
Maybe I'll.
Rory
Oh, you've got a lot of boxes.
Tom
I'm incredibly efficient, Ellen.
Rory
I know that.
Tom
Actually, I was in a bit early. So what news?
Rory
Good news. Excellent news. The farmer accepted my rather cheeky offer. His montes are now our Monty.
Martin Gibson
Nice one. Well done.
Zainab
Yeah.
Rory
All 10 of them. Before you say anything, you bought all 10?
Tom
We agreed six.
Rory
It was a really good deal, Tom.
Tom
But we talked about this. The strain on the milking and the dairy.
Rory
Sometimes you just have to take the plunge.
Tom
But not without talking to me about it.
Rory
We talked endlessly yesterday.
Tom
You said you were buying six. You're not the only one with expansion plans, you know. What about my greenhouse?
Rory
Well, that's only an idea at the moment. We haven't costed it properly or talked it through.
Tom
It's more than an idea. Way more.
Rory
Well, then you should have made that clear. Mum and dad are cool about the extra cows.
Tom
Of course they are. Dad's a cattle man. And the only reason I haven't talked about my greenhouse is because you've been so wrapped up with expanding the herds.
Rory
I promise you, Tom, this will work out for both of us.
Tom
You shouldn't have just gone ahead.
Rory
Okay, I'm sorry. Maybe I was a bit impetuous, but I had to make a choice on the spot. It will be Good for Bridge Farm. And that's what matters, isn't it? To both of us.
Martin Gibson
Yeah.
Rory
And it really was a good deal.
Akram
Yeah.
Tom
All right.
Rory
They're autumn carvers. They'll be drying off in July and August. Will have plenty of time to sort out any milking issues.
Adam Macy
Sure.
Fifi
Great.
Rory
Where's Akram? I thought he'd be here. I need to chat to him about helping.
Tom
He's busy working away in the polytunnels.
Fifi
Okay.
Rory
Thanks. This is a big day for me, Tom. Please be happy about it.
Tom
I am, Helen. I'm pleased for you.
Rory
I know it's not really your thing, Akram. You're happier with your hands in the soil.
Akram
That's very true.
Rory
It's true. Just a few hours. A bit of an emergency.
Akram
If it's an emergency, of course I'll help. But. Well, it's not the first time, Helen, is it? And I don't want to get drawn into working in the dairy on a regular basis. Oh, it's not why I came to Bridge Farm.
Rory
You know what farming's like. All hands to the pump sometimes.
Akram
I understand that. And of course I'll help today.
Adam Macy
Right.
Akram
Look, I came to Bridge Farm to grow vegetables. And because I really liked your ethos. Everything Tom says about feeling close to the land and the food we grow, engaging with it with each other and how that makes life better for everyone. And if I'm honest, I'm not quite feeling that at the moment.
Rory
Is this about your Care Farm?
Akram
I. Dear, yes and no.
Rory
Helen, you know how seasonal farming is for the next few months. Inevitably, all our energies will be focused on the dairy expansion. It'll be all consuming. We've got 10 new Monty's coming very soon.
Akram
Yes, you said. Congratulations.
Rory
There just isn't the bandwidth to deal with your Care Farm ideas. Not that I don't like it. We explained that to you when we turned it down.
George
But.
Rory
But feel free to come up with ideas to improve the workflow here. Said that you've before, haven't I?
Akram
Not in so many words.
Rory
Oh, well, do I want you to be actively engaged? But the carefirm idea is a no
Akram
go, which is fine. It's your right to make these decisions. So thank you.
Rory
You are happy here.
Akram
I will let you know if there's a problem. My promise. Now, I'd better get on. If you need me in the dairy this afternoon.
Tom
Just popping over to the tea room. Want anything?
Akram
No, I brought my lunch. Thanks.
Tom
I wasn't so organized, so I'm going to grab a sandwich.
Akram
Tom, look I'm sorry, I have to say something.
Tom
Huh? What's up?
Akram
I would really have liked it if you told me that the reason you turned down my care farm idea was the change of emphasis here.
Tom
Sorry, I'm not with you that you're
Akram
concentrating on the dairy side now. That isn't what I understood when I came here.
Tom
I think you've got hold of the
Adam Macy
wrong end of the stick.
Akram
I don't think so. Helen was quite clear when.
Tom
What did she say?
Akram
What I just said. That all Bridge Farms energies were focused on the dairy expansion. All consuming was the phrase she used. No, no, no, no.
Tom
That's not right.
Akram
But you are expanding the dairy, dairy side.
Tom
They're not at the expense of the veg. Not at all. Not in any way, shape or form. Are you sure that's what she said?
Akram
Yes, but please don't get angry.
Brian Aldridge
I didn't mean to.
Tom
Absolutely typical.
Brad
Please.
Tom
No, no, no. Right, there she is. Helen. Helen.
Akram
Tom.
Tom
No, we can clear this up right now.
Rory
Yeah, what is it? I brought you a sandwich in case you needed one.
Akram
Look, I. I really don't want to
Tom
go about Bridge Farm being all about the dairy.
Akram
Now, please don't argue on account of me.
Rory
We're not going to argue, Hakram. We're professional, aren't we?
Adam Macy
Sick of this.
Akram
If you'll excuse me, I have to call Azra.
Fifi
Of course.
Rory
I'll see you later.
Nicola Truman
Yes.
Akram
Right.
Rory
What is up with you?
Tom
You just drive ahead regardless, don't you? Whatever you want, you go and get. You don't discuss, you don't consult.
Rory
Tom, you are being unreasonable.
Tom
Bridge Farm is not yours to do with as you please when you please. I have a say too.
Rory
I don't know what Akram said to you.
Tom
Don't blame Akram. This is you, Bridge Farm. Veg is every bit as important as the dairy.
Rory
I never said it wasn't. And I'm not gonna discuss this while you're shouting.
Tom
I'm not shouting.
Rory
Oh, for goodness sake.
Adam Macy
Hi, Cram.
Akram
Hi, Dom.
Tom
Oh, is there a leak?
Akram
A tiny one. Split pipe. Nothing big. I've sorted it.
Tom
Great. What would we do without you?
Akram
What is it? I have to get over to the dairy in a minute.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
Akram
I understand. When I was working on the family farm back home, we had much worse bust ups. Believe me, siblings fight. It's a fact of life.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Even so, you shouldn't have got caught up in it.
Akram
Can you turn the system on for me?
Tom
Yeah, sure thing.
Akram
Yes. There we go. Perfect.
Tom
Helen and I have had a chat.
Akram
It's not my business at all.
Tom
I just didn't want you to worry about there being an atmosphere when you help out in the dairy. There won't be.
Akram
Thanks. I'll be getting over there, then.
Tom
Well, you're doing a great job. The tomatoes are looking really good.
Akram
Yes. At least the vegetables are getting. Tom. I know Greg Gables and Laura Loxley have both joined mental health awareness schemes. Azra is advising them.
Tom
Yeah, Elizabeth approached us too. But I don't think we have a problem with mental health at Bridge Farm, do we?
Akram
It's about awareness, Tom. Not necessarily about problems. Maybe the reason you're short staffed is the dairy. Why? Tracy hasn't agreed to do more hours yet. Maybe it's something to do with how it feels to work here.
Adam Macy
Oh, right.
Akram
I'll see you later.
Adam Macy
Yeah.
Martin Gibson
See ya.
Zainab
Smells good, dad. What is it?
Akram
Just dinner. Nothing special. How was your day?
Zainab
Well, a bit odd, really. In as much to describe how I felt about my job in three words.
Akram
What did you say?
Zainab
Boring, tiring, underpaid.
Akram
You didn't.
Zainab
Of course I didn't. I think you must have read a management book or something. So I said challenging, stimulating, fun. I wasn't sure about fun. Is it meant to be fun?
Akram
I would hope so.
Zainab
I mean, it's a perfectly nice job. I like it. But if I didn't need to work, would I be doing it?
Akram
I want nothing more than to work with the land.
Zainab
So you think your work is fun?
Akram
When I'm dealing with plants, yes. But. I don't know, Zainab. Maybe I should go back to plumbing full time.
Zainab
Really?
Akram
Working at Bridge Farm isn't. Well, it's not turning out like I'd hoped.
Zainab
But you're following your dream, dad.
Akram
That was the idea. But.
Zainab
Well, you can't give up on that. No, you mustn't.
Akram
Plumbing is practical, a proper job. Maybe Bridge Farm is just. I don't know, a bit of wish fulfillment. I could make more money plumbing.
Zainab
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sit down.
Akram
I'm cooking.
Zainab
I don't care. This is important.
Adam Macy
Alright.
Akram
I'm ready. Fire away.
Zainab
So, if it was me following my dream and having some bumps on the way, what would you say?
Akram
I don't know.
Zainab
Yes, you do. You'd say good things aren't built overnight. And you have to have a few things go wrong to really know what you want. And sometimes the path to your goal isn't straight. It's crooked. So take a deep breath and Follow the bend in the road. And if you need to go cross country. You'd say that, right?
Akram
I might.
Zainab
You know you would.
Akram
Working at Bridge Farm is me going cross country.
Zainab
So you found a puddle in your way. Go around it, all through it, not back. This is what you tell me.
Akram
You're young, it's different.
Zainab
It's not that different. You're young too. You are compared to, I don't know, Linda. Like she's always going after what she set her mind on and she doesn't give up when she hits a puddle.
Akram
That's true, but.
Zainab
No, but, dad. Follow your dream. I'll say it again, follow your dream.
Fifi
There.
Zainab
My work is done.
Akram
Come here. Thank you. I'm a very lucky man to have a daughter like you.
Tracy
Good.
Zainab
Describe my management skill in three words.
Akram
What?
Zainab
Go on.
Akram
Perceptive. Accurate, Very annoying.
Zainab
That's four, but I'll take it.
Akram
Maybe you should be managing Grey Gables.
Zainab
I'll leave that to Ian. Thanks.
Zaynab
Adam.
Ian
You okay?
Adam Macy
Sorry, did I wake you?
Ian
No, no, not really. I haven't slept much. Busy brain.
Adam Macy
Me too.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Ian
Come here. I think a cuddle's called for, don't you?
Adam Macy
Oh, yes, very much, yes.
Ian
I've got you, you know.
Adam Macy
I know. So no mystery why I can't sleep. What about you?
Ian
Just Martin Gibson.
Adam Macy
You sorted that out, you said?
Ian
Yeah, but this just made me think. He was so nice about when I messed up. He could have gone to Oliver, but instead he's given me some really good advice. His management tips. You know, leadership stuff. I really wasn't sure at first, but it's turning out to be really useful.
Adam Macy
Be a bit careful. Martin isn't always as cutting edge as he likes to think.
Ian
He's a successful businessman, but maybe a bit old school.
Adam Macy
Why do you need management tips? You're amazing with people.
Ian
It's just managing Grey Gibbles, Adam, even temporarily. I want to make it work.
Adam Macy
You will. Of course you will. You're brilliant.
Ian
Thank you. Hang on. I'm meant to be the one comforting you. Is it horrible at Home Farm?
Adam Macy
Weird, but not horrible. I haven't actually seen Brian this week. He's hardly been in.
Ian
He's probably out of solicitors, cooking up some other mad scheme.
Adam Macy
And I've been out with the equipment most days, fulfilling our contracts.
Ian
The show must go on.
Adam Macy
Ed turned up yesterday. Apparently Brian's given him extra work. He clearly wasn't expecting me to be there. I've got a contract, Ian. He can't just sack me. I really am trying to do what's best.
Ian
I know, I know.
Adam Macy
How's Kate getting on, by the way?
Ian
Her trial shift went well. She's taking the job. I'm putting her on the roller for next week. Did you talk to Rory?
Adam Macy
Yeah. A flat? No, he's staying out of it.
Ian
So it's all down to you?
Adam Macy
Looks like it.
Ian
Brian's not going to change his mind, is he?
Adam Macy
I'm still hoping.
Ian
Maybe it's time for less hoping and more planning. The mental incapacity route.
Adam Macy
Well, what are you?
Ian
You haven't second thoughts?
Adam Macy
Anything but. Only the lawyer says the case isn't watertight. We haven't got a smoking gun.
Ian
That sounds horrible.
Adam Macy
I mean, something no judge could argue with.
Ian
Oh, come on. Brian obviously isn't fit to manage. It can't be that hard to prove.
Adam Macy
Here we go.
Ian
You make the coffee, I'll get Xander up.
George
Do me one, will you?
Fifi
Of course.
Zainab
Who are you again?
Zaynab
Come on, Zayn.
Alice Aldridge
Ab.
Zaynab
It's not been that long.
Zainab
Feels like it. Exam's all done now.
Zaynab
Finally I can get some more shifts
Zainab
and save up a bit, enjoy a maths free summer.
Zaynab
I've still got reading to do and I'm scoring for the cricket team. That's maths.
Zainab
That's adding up, Brad. Even I can do that. At least the Grey Gables coffee is good.
Adam Macy
Yeah.
Tom
Oh, I hope Ian doesn't lumber me
Zaynab
with too many of these early shifts. They never used to.
Zainab
New manager, new style.
Zaynab
That's what I'm hearing.
Tom
Is it true?
Zaynab
Has Ian gone peculiar?
Zainab
Who said that?
Zaynab
Shiv in the bar says he keeps coming out with weird little phrases like things you'd get on a fridge magnet.
Tom
Let's pick that up and run with it.
Zaynab
I think we should deep dive here. Yeah, ask him what football team he supports in that. Oh, thanks.
Fifi
It's all right.
Tom
Shiv hates football.
Zaynab
I'm so ready for this. Have you got the milk?
Zainab
Yeah, just put it in the fridge when you're done.
Zaynab
Oh, of course. Any news about Fletcher?
Alice Aldridge
No.
Zaynab
I'm so sorry, Zaynab.
Zainab
Is it ridiculous to say I miss a budgie?
Zaynab
Of course not. I miss my granddad. He's still at my Uncle Clive's.
Zainab
That's not the same thing. Your granddad's a person.
Zaynab
Allegedly. Well, I thought I'd enjoy the break, but the house feels empty. I might go over and visit.
Zainab
I wish I could visit Fletcher. Right, I'll see you at the staff meeting.
Alice Aldridge
Hang on, there's a staff meeting?
Brian Aldridge
That's right. Mark it for my personal attention. Brian Aldridge and everything. Else in future, too. Thanks.
Adam Macy
Ah, Morning, Brian.
Brian Aldridge
What the hell are you doing here? Get out. You're not welcome.
Adam Macy
I may not be welcome, but I'm still the farm manager.
Brian Aldridge
Which bit of your fired with immediate effect did you not understand? You got my email, right?
Adam Macy
My contract is with the partnership, not you. And it remains in force until the partnership gives me notice.
Brian Aldridge
This is pathetic. You're on notice.
Ian
You.
Brian Aldridge
You're all on notice. 30 days in specie.
Adam Macy
In the meantime, I have a legal and contractual responsibility to manage the farm. You can't just sack me on the spot.
Brian Aldridge
I can and I have. You're not wanted at Home Farm, Adam. You won't be ever again.
Adam Macy
Whether you want me here or not.
Brian Aldridge
Give it up. I know you're not deaf or stupid.
Adam Macy
Well, thank you for that, at least. I don't want to fight, Brian.
Brian Aldridge
Good. Nor me.
Adam Macy
The barley needs spraying, so I'm going to see to it.
Brian Aldridge
I'll do that. Thank you.
Adam Macy
It's my job.
Brian Aldridge
You don't have a job. How many times?
Adam Macy
Oh, grow up, Brian.
Brian Aldridge
And you can leave the keys to the Farmland Rover here, too.
Zaynab
Shiv was right, wasn't he? Ian was really weird in that meeting.
Zainab
What was all that?
Zaynab
I don't know. Share a secret you've never told anyone before with the group? Really felt put on the spot. I couldn't think of anything. You sounded pretty convincing.
Zainab
I just made it up.
Zaynab
You mean you don't have a secret addiction to salt and vinegar crisps?
Zainab
I wasn't gonna share a real secret, was I?
Zaynab
Well, I nearly did.
Zainab
What secret?
Zaynab
Well, I'm not telling you now, am I?
Zainab
Why not?
Tina
Because it's a secret, Zainab.
Zaynab
But you don't think every staff meeting is gonna be like this, do you?
Zainab
I hope not.
Zaynab
Can you talk to him? He likes you.
Zainab
I like him. I don't know what's going on, Brad. He's got some mad ideas from somewhere.
Zaynab
I can't have this all summer.
Tom
Hey.
Ian
I got your message. I'm sorry. I was in a staff meeting. Brian's unbelievable.
Adam Macy
But I've been thinking. Maybe he's playing into my hands. Maybe this is the big one. The smoking gun. I wish I'd recorded the conversation.
Ian
Are you going home?
Adam Macy
No. No, I'm on my way to get the crop sprayer.
Ian
Really?
Adam Macy
But Brian said he's not going to win.
Brian Aldridge
Ian.
Adam Macy
I'm not having it
Akram
now.
Adam Macy
This is all I need.
Martin Gibson
What?
Adam Macy
That.
Ian
What's happened? Is it him?
Adam Macy
No. No, Just Martin Gibson. I'd better go in.
Tom
I'll Call you back, Adam.
Ian
Try not to.
Martin Gibson
Adam, why are you parked up in the middle of nowhere?
Adam Macy
Oh, there was something in the back seat I needed to get.
Martin Gibson
As you're here, Adam, I've been wanting a word.
Adam Macy
I really can't stop, Martin. You know how it is.
Martin Gibson
I only need a minute. When I saw you last, you promised me that whatever was going on at Home Farm wouldn't affect the BL contract.
Adam Macy
Yeah, I did. It won't. If you'll excuse me.
Martin Gibson
Sorry, Adam, I need a bit more detail. Some of the rumours flying around Ambridge are pretty wild.
Adam Macy
I'm managing Home Farm, Martin. It's. It's business as usual. The BL spraying is up to date, isn't it? I know it is. I saw to it myself. The contract will be honoured. You have my personal assurance.
Martin Gibson
All right, Adam. But I am worried if anything untoward
Adam Macy
does happen, you'll be first to know. I swear.
Martin Gibson
Thanks. Oh, hello. What's this? What are the police doing here? What have you been up to, Adam?
Nicola Truman
Morning, sir. Are you Adam Macy of Honeysuckle Cottage? Police. Constable Nicola Truman, Rural Crime Team.
Alice Aldridge
What?
Adam Macy
What's happened? Is it Xander?
Nicola Truman
Xander?
Adam Macy
My son. Is he okay?
Nicola Truman
As far as I know, sir. This is nothing to do with your son.
Martin Gibson
Thank him for that.
Adam Macy
Oh, you're sure?
Nicola Truman
Quite sure. You're Adam Macy?
Martin Gibson
Yes.
Nicola Truman
Is this your vehicle, sir?
Tom
Yes.
Nicola Truman
You're sure about that, are you?
Adam Macy
Yes, of course.
Nicola Truman
Only this vehicle has been reported stolen.
Martin Gibson
What?
Adam Macy
Oh, please.
Nicola Truman
By its owner, Mr. Don't tell me.
Adam Macy
Brian Aldridge, right?
Nicola Truman
You know Mr. Aldridge?
Adam Macy
I do indeed.
Nicola Truman
He named you as the thief, sir.
Martin Gibson
Adam, what in heaven's name is going on?
Zainab
Do you want half of this sandwich?
Zaynab
Fine, thanks. Have a crisp. It's okay. They're not salt and vinegar. You won't get hurt.
Zainab
I don't know how George has done it, but the Barchester show is looking really interesting on Socials.
Zaynab
Country shows are interesting. You'd be surprised.
Zainab
I think Amber must be designing the posts.
Zaynab
Yeah, she's talented.
Zainab
How are they?
Zaynab
Fine, I think.
Zainab
Haven't you seen them?
Zaynab
Not for a bit. Exams all right?
Zainab
Of course. What's the matter, Brad?
Zaynab
Everything's fine.
Zainab
Is it to do with a secret?
Zaynab
What secret? No, no, that was something else.
Zainab
Well, what then?
Zaynab
Well, George and Amber are having a baby. Right. And George, if it's a boy, he wants to call it Brad.
Zainab
After you. That's amazing. It's amazing, Brad.
Zaynab
It's not. It's weird. It feels. I don't want them to. George thinks it's this big grand gesture, but.
Zainab
But you don't.
Zaynab
Well, I can see why he likes the idea of it, but it feels wrong and I don't know how to tell him.
Alice Aldridge
Just say he'd be upset.
Zainab
Maybe for a day or two. But if you don't say something, how are you gonna feel every time you see the baby?
Zaynab
I'll get used to it, I expect.
Zainab
Why should you have to
Akram
wish it
Zaynab
was more decisive, Zaynab? Seems to be a trait of mine.
Zainab
Hmm. Let's look under the bonnet on this one, shall we?
Zaynab
Shut up, you.
Brian Aldridge
Well, have you arrested him?
Nicola Truman
It's not that simple, Mr. Aldridge. Mr. Macy claims the vehicle legally belongs to the partnership and he is one of the partners. Is that correct?
Brian Aldridge
Technically, I suppose. For a couple of weeks still.
Nicola Truman
Then I don't think a crime has been committed.
Brian Aldridge
Sir, he drove the vehicle away without my permission.
Nicola Truman
Even so, I don't think this is a matter for the police at this time.
Brian Aldridge
You're not going to do anything?
Nicola Truman
I'm going to advise Mr. Macey, as I advise you, sir, to try to resolve the situation. Situation? Amicably.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, for crying out loud,
Fifi
sir.
Nicola Truman
Mr. Aldridge.
Adam Macy
What did he say?
Nicola Truman
I would suggest that you return the vehicle to Home Farm and try to sort this out.
Adam Macy
Am I legally obliged to do that?
Nicola Truman
Not as things stand, but I recommend it anyway.
Adam Macy
Well, thank you, Officer. If that's all.
Nicola Truman
That's all. Thank you, Mr. Macy.
Martin Gibson
You better tell me what's going on, Adam. The truth this time.
Adam Macy
I didn't lie, Martin. I'll see the BL contract is honored as long as I manage it.
Martin Gibson
That might not be long by the sounds of it.
Adam Macy
What can I say? Brian's lost the plot.
Martin Gibson
Seriously.
Adam Macy
It barely makes sense anymore. He's overwhelmed, disoriented. He thinks his children are his enemies. The paranoia beyond belief.
Martin Gibson
This is true.
Adam Macy
It's absolutely true. We've tried to keep it in the family, but look how he behaved with Stella last year. Then Miranda. The rumors aren't the half of it.
Martin Gibson
Are you calling his capabilities into question? Careful, Adam. This is very serious.
Adam Macy
Of course I'll always have Brian's best interests at heart.
Tom
Right.
Martin Gibson
This can't go on. I have a responsibility as chairman of the BL Board.
Ed Grundy
Martin.
Martin Gibson
I'll be calling you in as soon as it can be arranged.
Adam Macy
I'm sorry I've had to say any of this.
Martin Gibson
You should have done it long before. I want a sit down meeting, Adam. You, me and Brian. This has gone far enough,
Akram
Sam.
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Podcast: The Archers Omnibus
Broadcast by: BBC Radio 4
Air date: June 7, 2026
Theme: The week’s events in Ambridge
This episode of The Archers Omnibus centers on family conflict, personal dilemmas, and business transitions in Ambridge. The narrative is dominated by escalating tensions within the Aldridge family regarding Home Farm, struggles over school choices and business priorities at Bridge Farm, and managing change at Grey Gables. Underlying these dramas are themes of frustration, generational shifts, and the challenge of balancing tradition with progress, all laced with the series’ characteristic wit and realism.
Brian Aldridge’s Power Struggle
"On Friday, he emailed me to say I was sacked and not to show my face at Home Farm again." (Adam, 03:00)
Adam’s Response and Defiance
"He's out of control, Alice. Heading out in all directions without any kind of plan." (Adam, 03:24)
Alice’s Worries About Her Father
Showdown – Confrontations and Home Truths
"You threatening to take the land back looks like an overgrown toddler throwing his toys out of the pram. You should be ashamed, Rex." (Adam/Rex, 29:15)
"Only this vehicle has been reported stolen." (PC Truman, 71:36) "He named you as the thief, sir." (71:47) "I don't think a crime has been committed." (PC Truman, 73:52)
Resolution and Reflection
School Choices and Class Divides
"Something isn't necessarily better because you pay for it." (Tina, 20:03) "We can't split them up. I mean, not that we've got 10 grand either." (Tom, 23:53)
Career Ambitions and New Ideas
"I've got an idea. I've been working on it for a while... Botanicals. A premium organic face and body range." (Fifi, 48:46)
Sibling Strains
"Bridge Farm is not yours to do with as you please when you please. I have a say too." (Tom, 58:07)
Ian’s Challenges as Acting General Manager
"There's nothing I don't know about good management, Ian. I can give you the lowdown about handling people." (Martin Gibson, 19:00) "Build trust. Get your staff to tell you secrets they've never shared." (Martin, 22:40)
Light-hearted Reactions
"He keeps coming out with weird little phrases like things you'd get on a fridge magnet." (Zaynab, 66:38)
Alice’s Sobriety
"Honestly, I'd like to sit down with a large wine and forget all about it." (Alice, 12:56) "If I have the slightest real concern about my sobriety, I'll talk to you." (Alice, 44:37)
Alice and Rex: Communication Breakdown and Reconciliation
Borchester Show
"George, if it's a boy, he wants to call it Brad.... It's not. It's weird. It feels... I don't want them to." (Brad, 72:42-72:55)
Personal Dreams vs. Practical Work
"Follow your dream. I'll say it again, follow your dream." (Zainab, 62:34)
Adam on Brian's Recklessness
"He's out of control, Alice. Heading out in all directions without any kind of plan. Who knows how much damage he'll do before this is sorted out?" (03:24)
Rex Calls Out Brian
"You threatening to take the land back looks like an overgrown toddler throwing his toys out of the pram. You should be ashamed, Rex." (29:15)
The Land Rover Incident
"Only this vehicle has been reported stolen... by its owner. Mr. Aldridge, right?" (PC Truman, 71:36–71:44)
Alice’s Honesty About Temptation
"Honestly, I'd like to sit down with a large wine and forget all about it.... But there are days, Rex. There are days." (13:02) "If I have the slightest real concern about my sobriety, I'll talk to you." (44:37)
Akram’s Life Lesson from Zainab
"You have to have a few things go wrong to really know what you want. And sometimes the path to your goal isn’t straight. It’s crooked. So take a deep breath and follow the bend in the road." (Zainab, 61:41)
Natasha's (Fifi) excitement about Bridge Farm Botanicals
"A premium organic face and body range. Back in March, an old classmate sent me some fabulous organic samples and it got me thinking... we could do some amazing serums, masks, moisturizers..." (Fifi, 48:53)
Sibling Business Frustrations
"Bridge Farm is not yours to do with as you please when you please. I have a say too." (Tom, 58:07)
| Character | Crisis/Development | Key Moment | |-------------------|-------------------------------------------|---------------------| | Brian Aldridge | Losing grip on Home Farm, family at odds | Tries to have Adam arrested (71:36–74:09) | | Adam Macy | Fights to stay at Home Farm | Dispute with Brian (68:00–68:46) | | Alice Aldridge | Mediates and supports; owns sobriety | Honest with Rex (13:02, 44:37) | | Tom Archer | School/Business dilemmas; sibling tension | Row with Helen/Natasha (58:05–58:25) | | Natasha (Fifi) | New venture proposal, school worries | Botanicals pitch (48:46–49:55) | | Ian Craig | GM at Grey Gables, doubts, management tips| Guided by Martin (19:00–22:35) | | Ed Grundy | Considers extra work at Home Farm | Conversation with Alice (26:06–26:56) | | Rex Fairbrother | Honest with Brian and Alice | Family confrontation (29:15) | | Akram | Uncertain about future at Bridge Farm | Zainab’s advice (61:41) |
The episode maintains The Archers’ classic conversational style—wry, exasperated, intimate, and sharply observant, shifting between heavy family topics and lighter asides, with warmth and gentle mockery even in the heat of argument.
This Omnibus episode underscores how family and business can become dangerously intertwined, with the Aldridges teetering on the brink of legal and emotional crisis, while the Archers juggle aspirations and structures for both business and children’s futures. Even as characters clash and circumstances spiral, there are glimmers of hope, humor, and reconciliation—reminding us why Ambridge’s troubles and triumphs continue to resonate.