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No. Come on, Cleo. This way, you daft thing. Hey, Anna. Oh, hi, Pip. Sorry, do you want me to let you in? I was just gonna take Cleo for a walk before the light goes. Stella's not back yet. I know, I know. And she won't be back for a while. Oh, why not? She's stuck in traffic on the wrong side of Borches. But she messaged as I was on my way over. Apparently the satnav is estimating longer and longer. Oh, no, she was meant to be cooking for you tonight. Yeah, I even turned down one of Leonard's scones when I dropped Rosie off, so I didn't ruin my dinner. Regretting that now. We could always come for a walk with Cleo and me. While you wait, I was thinking of going over to the Rewilding to have a look at the Peggy artwork. Yeah, go on. I might as well. Well, I know I'm no replacement for Stella, but you could try to stay, sound less disappointed. Sorry. I mean, thank you, that'd be lovely. It's fine. Come on.
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Rosie's keeping Ben busy up there. They're playing chess with that old set of mums.
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I don't think Ben knew how to play chess.
A
No, I don't think he does. Rosie's teaching him. Apparently she learned how to play from Bluey, that girl.
B
He's Josh. Not back from Meadow Farm?
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Not yet.
B
He must have stayed to do the afternoon milking.
A
He's spending a lot of time over there, isn't he?
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Well, Esme's frantically busy with her other work. She's got George starting tomorrow, though. He's very keen, she said. So that should free Josh up a bit.
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I'm not sure he wants to be freed up, really.
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Seeing as we do get on well.
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We do seem to.
B
Interesting.
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Hey, you know, Ben offered to look after Rosie, so if we wanted to pop down the ball later.
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Do we want to pop down to the ball later? I don't know if I can be bothered, really.
A
Fair enough. I'm not that bothered either. Oh, how are the Event Barn bookings looking?
B
Pretty good for this time of year. Although I'd completely forgotten about that 50th birthday. A week on Saturday.
A
Oh, yeah, no, rings a bell. Nice, eh?
B
We haven't booked any bar staff. Maybe we should pitch in ourselves, be romantic. Romantic?
A
A week on Saturday is Valentine's Day.
B
Oh, no. So it is.
A
Why? What were you planning?
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No, no, it's just I thought I'd offer to have Rosie that night so Pip and Stella could go out.
A
We're having Rosie tonight?
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Yeah, but it's Valentine's, isn't it? They might want to go out.
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Oh, and I suppose it's out the question that we might want to go out.
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Us?
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Yes, us.
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We don't usually, do we?
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We have done some years.
B
Well, this year it looks like we'll be behind the bar. What's that look for?
A
Well, it's not too late to get someone in if we wanted to.
B
I suppose not.
A
Oh, no, you're right. Might as well cover the bar ourselves, save some cash.
B
Exactly. We can always go out another night if you're that bothered.
A
That'll never happen.
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Well, if we make it happen.
A
When was the last time we went out for a meal, huh? Life's just too busy.
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It is busy. Yeah. We could go out tonight.
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We've just cleared up Sunday lunch.
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Not to eat, but we could take Ben up on his offer of babysitting and go for a drink at the Bull.
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Oh, they say romance is dead.
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Oh, well, if you don't want to.
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Of course I do.
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Oh, it's really lovely. I'm glad to have seen it. Yeah, me too. Stella said your dad was drafted in to help them get it all ready in time. Apparently. Sounded like it was a touch and go, but they got it together just before the general public arrived. Oh, wow. Oh, it did look great though, with the evening light shining through all the different images. I love them. Me too. Might see if Stella Fancy is going on a day off. She should get a day in lieu for having work Sunday. That's if she ever takes it. Does seem pretty relentless, this job. Yeah, she's enjoying it, which is the main thing, but I don't know, we just don't see very much of each other at the moment. When we do, she's knackered from the commute, so we just end up falling asleep in front of the telly. I mean, it's fine. It'll be fine. How are you? You feeling better? Oh, yeah, loads, thanks. That's good. Whatever you had. It sounded nasty. Yeah, I was pretty wiped out for a while. I don't know if it was Covid or flu or what. I never take sick leave, but I just had no choice. Couldn't even get up to see my mum. Oh, God, that's rough. I actually don't think she realized, which is, you know, devastating. But at least she wasn't sitting waiting for me. How is she? You know. Yeah. I'm sorry. Thanks. These things are calmer at the moment. She's settled where she is for now. Good. And Neil and Martin are pretty understanding whenever I need time off to sort stuff for her. So. Anyway, can we change the subject? Sure. Do you think Stella's planning to take me on a cruise to see the northern lights for my birthday? The cruise? Not that she's told me. Oh, gosh, that's good. Why do you ask? Oh, I don't know. She's just a little bit secretive recently and we had this daft conversation at New Year. Yeah, go on. Well, it started with us saying we needed more time off, which is true. So we decided that in 2026 we should have a proper holiday, a big one. And I said I wanted to see the northern lights. And then Stella suggested one of these cruises and I agreed, but really it was a champagne talking. So now you're worried Stella's booked it as some kind of birthday surprise? Yeah. Would it be that bad if she had? Sounds amazing. I'd love to see the northern lights, but I don't think a cruise is for me. I think it sounds great. Sailing through Norway, crossing the Arctic Circle. I think it'll be all right in the daytime. It's the nights and the idea of sleeping in a cabin below deck. I'm actually quite claustrophobic. I've been having this recurring nightmare where I'm stuck on a boat and in the dream it's actually Rex's narrow boat. But, you know, cruise liners are a lot bigger than narrow boats. Yes, thank you. Like, bigger than this field. Yes, but this field is land, it's not sea. I honestly don't think I could do it. You better hope Stella hasn't booked it, then. When's your birthday? The 17th? Well, not long to find out. That would be awful. If she gives me an envelope to open and my face falls. There is another option. You could just ask her. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Speak of the devil. Oh, she's back. Stella, don't say anything, will you? No, of course not.
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No, to be fair to Justin, he pulled it out the bag in the end, even if it was a bit of a scramble. Has he got the artwork properly secured now, then? Oh, yeah. Next day, all concreted in. Oh, great. The artist used a fallen oak tree from the rewilding for the stained glass settings. Looks fantastic. So everyone keeps saying. I'm hoping to get over there this week to have a look. You should. Venison terrine followed by beef Wellington. Yeah, no, sounds good, doesn't it? Our Valentine's menu. Fallon decided to go classic and, well, it's worked. We're completely booked up.
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Completely. Too right.
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What? Friday and Saturday? Dave, I know you're my brother, but you can't just wander in here less than two weeks before Valentine's, see the menu on the bar and think, oh, that's a good idea. Why are you advertising it then? If you take that board down, if there's no availability, if you look closely, it says fully booked at the top. Oh, yeah. But surely you could squeeze us in a little table for two? They're all little tables for two. It's Valentine's, like you said. I'm your brother and I do give you a good deal on Brookfield beef. Yes, but what do you want me to do? Cancel a table who were organized enough to book ahead? No, I'm sorry, Dave. I would if I could, but I can't. That's 1080. When you ready?
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I thought it would be fine. Finished the visit half an hour early and I thought, great, I should be home by three at the latest. Then there was this diversion in place, sending everyone through the villages and there was just like, temporary traffic lights all the way down. You're here now. I know. I just wanted to have everything prepared and ready, not be rushing around like a headless chicken. Could you put the oven on, please? Sure. I just need to chop an onion, get the chicken on, and I'll prep the veg and you go and sit down. It won't be long. Hang on, hang on. What? Just stop a minute. You've barely taken your coat off. I'm fine. The oven will take time to get warm. There's no rush. Come five, babe, it's still early. We've got all night. I was just staying at Mum and Dad's. I'll pour us a drink and we can sit down, have a chat and then I'll help you with the food. All right, then maybe we could just sit down for 10 minutes. Exactly.
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Where's Ruth? She's over there talking to Linda. Why? Okay, I must be going soft at my old age, but if you still want a table for Valentine's, I can probably squeeze you in. Oh, really? You'll have to sit at the bar. Sure, we can live with that. Okay, done. Eight o', clock, Saturday the 14th. Oh, thanks, Kenton. And don't be late. No, no, we won't. I'll just text Ben, see if he and Josh might cover the events, bar and bar for us. It's not like they'll be doing anything for Valentine's.
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Hi, Kenton.
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Oh, hi, Ruth. Bye, Ruth.
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Bye.
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Don't tell me you've been recruited for a speed watch shift. Told you it was dangerous to go over there.
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No, actually, I haven't. Well, not yet. I kicked the can down the road. Told her we're in the run up to Carvin, but to ask me next month.
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And she will, I know she will.
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Did you see Kenton's doing a Valentine's thing here?
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Is he?
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Well, I really think we should hire in some bar stuff for that party so we can offer to babysit for Stella and Pip. This could come here because I don't think they're getting to see that much of each other, what with Stella's job.
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Yeah, it's a nice idea. I think it's probably booked up. You see, it says so on the blackboard. And anyway, we're probably best doing the bar ourselves, like you said.
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What I'm trying to say is, it's not that I. I don't want to see the Northern Lights. I do. I really do. And I think that one day we will. It's the cruise thing. Yeah, I don't think I could hack it. And is that. Is that okay? Oh, no, you have, haven't you? You've booked it. Oh, I knew you had. Stella, say something. Have you booked it or haven't you? Stella? Stella. Stella. What? Oh, sorry. Sorry. I was just resting my arms. You were asleep. Only for a minute. What did I miss? Nothing. No, nothing. What time is it? Better go and put the chicken on. Actually, why don't we leave it? No. No, absolutely not. Estella, you're shattered. You were out for the count, then you didn't hear a word I said just now. I'm sorry. No, it's fine. You're tired. Why don't you go to bed? No, please. We can do this another time. Maybe on your day off. On Tuesday we'd have lunch instead. I suppose we could. Are you sure, Pip? I feel awful falling asleep like that. Stop it. Go on. You go tuck yourself in. I'll bring you some cheese on toast. Oh, now that would be heaven. Thanks, Pipe. I was just gonna put the telly on pit. But I don't have to. No, no, go for it. Stella couldn't keep her eyes open. Did you ask her about the cruise? Yep. And she was already asleep. No. Yeah, fast asleep, so I'm none the wiser. Well, maybe you got it wrong. Maybe she isn't planning a surprise at all. She's got so much going on with work, she hasn't got much time for anything else. No, there's definitely something. Can't put my finger on it, but there's something on her mind and one way or another, I'm gonna find out what it is.
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What's all this? Well, I thought you could do with a proper breakfast inside you on your first day. You got up at half three in the morning to make me a bacon and eggs. I couldn't sleep anyway. You're worrying about this thing with Grandpa, aren't you? No, I was worrying about you going off to Meadow Farm on that bike in this weather. I'll drive you if you like. I'll be fine on the bike, but I don't mind, George. Well, I do. It doesn't look very good if I've got my dad out of bed to drive me to work, does it? Anyway, the wind's calmed down since yesterday. I'll be fine. I know you will. You'll be great. There you go. Get that down. Yeah. Thanks, dad. We got any foil? I might be better taking it with me. I don't want to be late on my first day. Here. I'll wrap it up for you while you get your boots on. Put your big coat on over your fleece. Dad. Sorry. Stop worrying. It's just milking the cows. It's not a big deal. It is a big deal. You've come a long way to get to this and it's not been easy. Just hope I don't blow it. You won't.
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What? I told you to waste me.
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And I told you no way. You need your sleep.
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Good luck. Don't forget your helmet.
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I won't. What? You like you two. You think I was going off to war or something, the way you're carrying on.
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Have a great first day.
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No sweat. It's just the morning milking, so I'll be home early. So I'll get the tea on. Bolognese. All right. Lovely. Right, I'm off. See you later.
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Bye.
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See you later, son. Come on.
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Hi, George. How was your ride over?
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Oh, hi, Esme. Good. Yeah. You didn't have to get up.
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I was up anyway. Trying to get a head start on this job. There's a lot to do. Then I heard you arrive, so I just thought I'd pop out and say hello. Hope the early start wasn't too brutal.
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No, it was fine, actually. My dad and Amber got up to see me off, so it didn't feel that early.
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That's sweet. And how's Amber doing? She feeling okay?
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Yeah, she's. Yeah. Yeah, she's all right. She's good. Early days, though, so, you know.
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Of course. No, I'll keep it to myself.
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Right, go. Gutter's blocked.
B
Sorry?
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Your gutter's blocked up there where all the water is dripping over the side.
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Yeah, I know.
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Looks like the bracket might be damaged. I could have a look at it if you like. Once I'm done with the milking.
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Yeah, no, that'd be great. Thanks. Tools in the shed over there and the ladders. Great.
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Leave it with me.
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Brilliant. Thanks, George. I better get on.
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Good luck. Come on, you lot. Sorry to make you climb up. I did look through what was on the shelf, but there weren't many sizes.
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Don't worry about it. We must have had a rush on overalls. I'll move some down while I'm up here. A size 38, did you say?
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Please. I'll take two of them while I'm here.
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There you go. Thank you. Now, if you just take them to the tills, Dylan will serve you.
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Thanks. Amber?
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Amber. Mum. What are you doing here? I've run out of chicken wire. What do you think? I've come to see you, of course. Why? I want to talk to you. I'm at work. I can wait till you're free. I'll be hours yet. I don't finish till 4. That's fine. What's happened? I think you know what's happened, darling. Are you sure you're all right to be up that ladder? Wait in the cafe. I'll be there as soon as I can take my break.
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Hey. Oh, all right. What are you doing? What's it look like? Clearing the gutters. The bracket had slipped and the gutter was getting blocked. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm here. I was going to do that. Oh, well, I've saved you a job. Does Esme know you're doing it? Yeah. I asked her if she wanted me to fix it and she said yeah.
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Oh, hi, Josh. Everything all right?
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Yeah, yeah, fine.
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How you getting on, George? I thought you would do a cup of tea.
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All done, thanks.
B
Amazing.
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I was going to do that.
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Oh, well, now you don't need to. Thanks, George.
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No worries. I'll.
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I'll.
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I'll put the ladder away. Great.
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Thanks. I better get back to my desk. He's great, you know George. He knows exactly what he's doing with the milking. Just turned up this morning and got on with it and he sorted the gutter out and I've been able to just focus on work. It's been amazing.
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How is it? The job?
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Really full on, but it's going well, thanks.
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Good.
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Actually, I should get back to work.
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Fine.
B
Are you alright?
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Me?
B
Yeah. Only you seem a bit.
A
A bit what?
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Stressed.
A
Oh, I don't know. Maybe I am. Every day there's another bird flu horror story. Did you hear they found an infected goose the other side of Felpham?
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No.
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Yeah. So I need to be really careful. Keep the hens inside all day, make sure I'm following all the biosecurity measures.
B
But if you're doing all the right.
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Things, it still might not be enough. And if it took hold, I'd stand to lose everything.
B
Hopefully it won't come to that. But, you know, if you need to be at Hollow Tree, I can manage here. Especially now I've got George.
A
I thought he was just here to do the morning milking.
B
Yeah, but he can do other jobs around the farm as and when. Hence the gutter in.
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Are you paying him extra for that?
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I wasn't going to know. Why? Do you think I should? It only took him a.
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No, no, I just think be careful he doesn't push it.
B
What do you mean?
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That he doesn't start inventing stuff to do in the hope that you'll pay him extra. Like the guttering today. He's not been here five minutes and he's found an extra job.
B
But the gutters did need fixing. You said yourself you were going to do it.
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Well, yeah, yeah, but.
B
So George didn't invent a job. He saw a job that needed doing and offered to do it. And he hasn't asked for any more money?
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Not yet.
B
Is this because he's been in prison?
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No. It's because I know him. Just be careful, that's all.
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You don't need to worry about me.
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I know. But if I'm happy to carry on helping out, why pay George Grundy to do it?
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Here she is. You always did like to keep me waiting. When I think back to trying to get you out of the house as a teenager. Absolute word murder. Tea? I had to wait till someone else was free to cover me so I could take my break. I haven't got long, all right. Mom, please, just tell me, what are you doing here? Val called last night. Auntie Val? I thought you weren't speaking. We speak sometimes. When necessary. And Val thought it was necessary to call last night with the news that my daughter is pregnant. Right. Well, how did she. Lola. I told her not to tell anyone. Well, thank goodness she did. Apparently, Lola begged Val not to say anything, but she couldn't wait to let me know. That you got yourself into trouble. I'm not in trouble. I'm fine. Are you? How are you? Yeah, okay. I'm good. Sick? Tired? No, not so far. It's early. How early? Eight. Eight weeks, I think. Oh, that is early. Anything could happen. What do you mean? No, it's good. It's good. I thought you'd be further along is all. Who knows? Who knows about your situation? I can't talk about this here. No one's listening. No, I can't. You just can't turn up here and. Oh, no, no, you're right. It's not appropriate. Good. Well, I'd better go. Come for dinner on Thursday. Dinner? Darling, we need to talk about this properly. I don't. But I miss you. Really? Of course, really. It's been hell these last few months. But now we know what you're going through, we can help you. Please, darling. We just want to be there for you. George. Hang on a minute. Are you off, then?
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Yeah. I mean, if that's all right. If there's nothing else I can do. I could come back and do the afternoon milking if you're mad busy with work.
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No, no, no, thanks. You get off. You must be shattered.
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No, I'm fine. I really enjoyed it.
B
Good. That's great. But.
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Okay. Have I done something wrong?
B
Of course not. Don't. So it's really good to see you so enthusiastic. But I just think let's take our time, find our feet first.
A
Okay. Same time tomorrow?
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Absolutely. Same time tomorrow. Oh, sorry. I better get this.
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No worries. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Thanks, George. Hello? Hi, Paula. Yeah, I can talk Go on.
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Roads look wet, so be careful. Yeah, I'll be fine. Bye, then. Have I done something to upset you? I'm not upset. Are you sure about that? I'm just looking out for Esme. What do you mean, looking out for her? Making sure people don't take advantage. You think I'm trying to take advantage of her? Are you? No. How would that even work? She's paying me to work here. I'm just doing my job. You aren't, though, are you? She's paying you to make as far as I can see. Are you in a mood? Because I fixed the gutter in before you did? Because you need to get a life, mate. I'm not in a mood. I'm on to you. I've got literally no idea what you're talking about. You're looking out for extra things to do so you can get more money out of Esme. I know what you like. Have you said that to her? Like I said, I'm just looking out for her and the rest. Esme's the first person to give me a chance since I got out of prison. Do you really think I'd risk that by trying to pull a fast one, or. All I'm saying is it's probably best to stick to what you're being paid for and do a good job. I am. I have. Good. Because the last thing Esme needs is trouble. You're off your head, mate. Well, here's to a brilliant first day. Sounds like you really impressed Esme. Yeah, it was good. Really good. Oh, I made up for you. And your mum will be too. Why don't you give her a ring, let her know how it went. Maybe later. Ah, here she is. Amber. In here.
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How did it go?
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Oh, he smashed it.
B
Of course he did. Well done, babe.
A
Can everyone calm down? It's just a bit of dog's body in us all. Nothing to get excited about.
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It's a job.
A
It's a good job. Oh, she's put you in charge of those cows. She's given you responsibility for them. Yeah, well, it's a chance. And you're well overdue one of them.
B
Yes, and it deserves celebrating.
A
Right. All right.
B
So I stopped at Underwoods Local and bought us some garlic bread to go with the Bolognese.
A
Oh, get in.
B
And some chocolate fudge ice cream for afters.
A
Oh, great. Right, well, I'll just go and get changed, then. As soon as Poppy gets back, we can eat.
B
Shall I make a salad?
A
Good idea. Yeah.
B
Thanks.
A
Amber. What?
B
Nothing. I'm just Proud of you.
A
Are you?
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Of course I am. You're amazing, you know that?
A
Stop it now. But. All right, maybe I am a bit amazing. So are you.
B
Thanks.
A
How was your day?
B
Same old.
A
All good, though. Yeah?
B
Yeah, all good.
A
I might go for a shower if you're alright making the salad.
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I'm fine. You go. Love you.
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Love you too.
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Oh, it was amazing. Thank you. You didn't have to go to all that trouble. No, I wanted to, Pip. I wanted to do something special. Oh, well, it was. It was very special. And wine at lunchtime on a Tuesday. You need to drink up, you barely touched yours. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. I just keep needing water. My mouth's really dry. You do seem a bit on edge. You sure you're all right? Me? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Sorry, I just was a bit stressed about the food. I wanted to make sure it all worked. Well, it absolutely worked. So now you can relax. Well, not quite yet. There is still dessert to come. Dessert? What is it? It's a surprise. Are you ready for it now?
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Maybe.
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Give it a minute. I'll just finish my wine. Okay. Oh, this is nice, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Can't think when we last had time to sit and chat. Oh, I know. It's been a bit of a slog lately, isn't it? It has a bit, yeah. Some weeks I feel like we've completely missed each other. You working early, me working late. I know, but. What? Now that we are chatting, there's something I've been wanting to say. Oh, yeah? Nothing bad, don't worry. Although, actually, I am a little bit worried. Oh, why? Pip, what is it? It's my birthday. Oh, right. Yeah. Now I could have got this all wrong. I don't even know what was that? Oh, no, no. Cleo. Cleo. Oh, no. Cleo, Come here. Good girl. Oh, get away from that. Get away from that. Oh, wow. Is that cheesecake? Yeah. Or at least it was homemade cheesecake. Cleo, what have you done? She's eating mine. Doesn't hurt. Never mind. It could be worse. At least it wasn't chocolate or raisins. It was delicious. Homemade cheesecake won't do her any damage. I want to be that much. We're going to have to take her to the vet. The vet? Really? Why? Honestly, don't think. Well, she might have swallowed something dangerous. Like what? A bit of plate, you mean? Yeah, exactly. Would you do that? I don't know. She could. She could have accidentally. She looks okay, don't you? Oh, I think you're fine. Well, we can't be too careful, though. Come on, I'll drive. I. I haven't drunk anything yet. Okay, then. Oh, I do appreciate you doing these extra hours. I know how busy you are. Oh, it's fine. Only I'm afraid I won't be able to do this tomorrow. I'll have to leave at 12. I've had to ask Joy to cover me today, but she's working at the ball tomorrow. I see. Well, no, no, fair enough. What about Akram? He's already done a few shifts in the dairy. We'd have to get him properly trained on the cheese, of course. We need him. Outside, I'm afraid, is in the polytunnels with Tom for the rest of the week. Oh, dear. That does leave us in a pickle. Even with you helping. Not that it's not great news about this farm shop order. It is. Oh, yes, it is. For a big regular order like this to land in our laps, it's fantastic. We just weren't ready for it. Staffing wise, I mean. I suppose we weren't, but Helen and I can be here all day tomorrow and you're here in the morning. It's not enough, though. He sees it'll have to be till Helen can recruit someone. I suppose we'll have to manage then. Oh, how's Tony feeling about his birthday? It's a big one, isn't it? Yeah, 75. Quite a milestone. And still going strong? Absolutely, yes. I think he's. He's looking forward to it. Is he having a do? Not really, no. We'll have the family over, of course, but he's not really one for big parties. You getting him something special? No, actually, not really getting him anything. Oh, perhaps. Well, I got him a few bits and pieces, but honestly, he's adamant he doesn't want any presents at all. Oh, well, no party and no presents. Is he sure about that? I mean, I know Tony's not a showy man, but this all seems a bit doom and gloom. He's quite excited, actually. He's had an idea, you see. Huh? Yeah. He said instead of people giving him presents, he wants to give a gift to the village. So he's going to give everyone a bucket of seeds. Seeds? Organic seeds? Yes. Some vegetables, some flowers, a mixture. He wants people to plant them around the village, either in their own garden or in a public space like the green or churchyard. Or outside the shop. Even then, with a bit of luck, in a few months all the flowers and produce will grow and everyone can Enjoy it. Oh, hello Cleo. How you doing? Been a good dog for Paul?
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Oh, she's been great. Just let me get on with it, didn't you Cleo? Now the headline is she's going to be totally fine.
B
Oh really? That's a relief. So she didn't swallow anything?
A
I didn't say that.
B
Oh, so she. She has swallowed something?
A
Yes, but the good news is it should pass through her system, no problem. Luckily the particular design of the object has no sharp edges. Look at the screen. This is Cleo's stomach here. Ah, yes. So there it is, the object. Is that what I think it is?
B
Yep, yep.
A
Oh wow, Stella. Seems like your afternoon hasn't gone as planned.
B
Not exactly, no.
A
Well, you can always rely on dogs to ruin the moment.
B
Couldn't have gone much worse, could it?
A
I mean it could.
B
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. Goodness. Yeah. At least she's all right, that's the main thing. Maybe I'll rethink, make another plan.
A
No way. No, no, no. You can't give up at the first hurdle.
B
I mean it is quite a bit. Big hurdle.
A
Well, it is, but you can totally salvage this.
B
You think? Of course.
A
Take a picture of that scan and get out there and show her.
B
Do you know, I was planning on making a shepherd's pie tonight, but I don't think I can be bothered now. I just want to get changed home and straight into a hot bath. Good idea. Oh, thanks again for today, Susan. Yep. We did well in the end, didn't we? We did. That's the thing with cheese. After a while you get into the rhythm of it. I know what you mean. It's almost meditative. We should run more of those cheese making workshops. Fast paced city types could come and ground themselves in making cheese. Maybe Helen should look into it again and we're not quite so busy. Yeah, but when will that be, eh? Now we've got this new order in, this is it for the foreseeable. I know, you're right. Oh, there's no two ways about it. You and Helen need more help in here. There's enough work for another person, at least part time. Agreed. I know Helen's onto it. In fact, she had someone in mind, I think, who she was going to ask to apply. Oh really? Who was that? I'm not sure. Someone she knows through the cheese making world? I think so. Fingers crossed. Oh, and I tell you what, I'll keep my eyes peeled too for someone suitable, just in case this person of Helen's doesn't work out. Oh, that is a relief. I did think. I mean, I said, didn't I? Cleo's daft, but she's not so daft that she'd swallow a piece of broken plate. Yeah, no, no, she's gonna be fine. Poor sis. Although she did swallow something she shouldn't have. Yeah, my cheesecake. What flavor was it, by the way? Raspberry. Some of my raspberries from the freezer. Jill's recipe for a coulis. Surprisingly easy. Oh, wow. You'll have to make it again. Yeah, yeah, okay. Only pipe. Thing is, what I'm trying to tell you is Cleo did swallow something else as well as the cheesecake. Look. Let's have a look. Can't see anything there. Oh, what? That. What is it? Looks like a ring. Yeah. Yeah, it's a ring. Whose ring is it? It's mine. Or actually, it's yours.
A
Mine.
B
If you want it. I put it there on top of the cheesecake for you to find, which was a stupid thing to do in hindsight, but I kind of got cold feet about how to ask you. So when it came to it, I just thought I'd let you find the ring on top of your dessert and we'd laugh, and that was how I propose. Only it didn't go to plan. You were going to propose? Yeah. I thought you'd guessed. No, I definitely did not guess. I mean, I thought you'd been acting a bit suspiciously, but I thought that was because you'd booked us a cruise. A cruise? Yeah, for my birthday. The northern lights, our conversation at New Year. Oh, no, no. I thought that was just you getting carried away. As if you'd cope on a cruise. Yeah, that's fair, I suppose. Wow. So. So. So is that it, then? Propose all off because Cleo ate the ring? She has killed the moment a bit, I know. Well, actually, I don't think she has. Really? Really. So you mean you want me to. Yeah, I want you to. Here. I mean, I don't have a ring. It's still. Yeah, that's fine. I can wait for the ring till it's been adequately sterilized. Deal. Okay, then. You ready? Ready. Departure. Mm. Will you marry me, Stella Pryor? Of course I will. Oh, come here.
A
Is it safe to knock Leo out?
B
Yes. Yes, of course.
A
And how are you two?
B
Really good, thanks. Yes, she said yay.
A
So when's the party?
B
Well, give us a chance. Oh, I'm still recovering from your New Year's Eve shindig.
A
Oh, that was tame.
B
Was it? I'm not sure Ben, Lily, Josh and all your vet mates thought so.
A
Well, there absolutely has to be an engagement shindig, whatever that is you are.
B
Bringing to the use of the stables.
A
Again, Absolutely not.
B
Well, at least this is a memorable moment. Thanks to you, Cleo. You know what? I actually don't think it could be more perfect. This ridiculous, chaotic proposal kind of suits it. I suppose it does. All right, Cleo, calm down.
A
Oh, stop it, you two. This is all too adorable. Congratulations.
B
Thank you. At Charmin, we heard you shouldn't talk about going to the bathroom in public, so we decided to sing about it.
A
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B
Up, teach a lesson on fresh your.
A
Booty pass the clean test.
B
Yes, sir.
A
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B
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A
Amber. What are you doing here?
B
I thought you might like a lift. You must be exhausted.
A
That's nice. What about the bike, though? I'll need it to get back here tomorrow.
B
All sorted. Will said he'd drop you in the morning. He's got an early start delivering veg boxes.
A
All right. Great. Has he got the tea on? I'm starving.
B
Actually, we're going somewhere else for tea. Where?
A
Out.
B
Yes, out, you two. Okay. Mind you don't slip.
A
Hi, Pip.
B
Hiya, Pip. When, Stella? I just finished Milton when I noticed the sheeting had blown clean off this bit of the silage clamp. Oh, you need a hand?
A
Actually, yes, please. If you could just. Just roll that tire over here, that'd be great. Of course.
B
Here you go. Do you want this one as well? Please, yeah. Hey, let me grab it for you. Got it.
A
Got it.
B
Nearly.
A
Nearly there.
B
That's it. Hey, I think that should do it. Yeah, that looks pretty secure to me. For a few days at least. Oh, it's these strong winds we keep having. Anyway, it's nice to see you too. It's nice to see you. How's work, Stella? Oh, you know, busy. But, yeah, I'm enjoying it.
A
Well, that's the main thing.
B
We're not disturbing anything, are we? Apart from a bit of emergency silage clamp maintenance.
A
No, no, not at all. I'm gonna give the cattle a once over. Double check all the gates, but not until I've had a cup of tea and warmed up. Oh, good.
B
Where's Rosie? Hannah said she'd Play with her for half an hour so we could pop over here. Right.
A
Okay.
B
And did you. Did you pop over for a particular reason? Yes, there is a reason we came over, actually. Go on, then.
A
At least invite them in.
B
Ruth, I don't know what it is. Yep. I think you should put your mum out of her misery. Agreed. Okay, I'm just going to say it.
A
I wish you were.
B
Give me a chance. Okay. Mum, dad, Stella and I, we're getting married. What was it like doing the afternoon milking?
A
Same as doing the morning milking? Pretty much.
B
I bet Esme was pleased you could go back.
A
Yeah.
B
What else did she have you to.
A
I mean, I did all the feeding, mucked out, did the straw bedding, and that was it. What else do you want to know?
B
No, no, nothing. Just.
A
What?
B
Oh, I don't know. Are you sure it's all going well? Because if it isn't, you can tell me, you know.
A
It's going fine. Really?
B
Really.
A
Look, it's not the work. I can do that. It's just Josh.
B
Josh from Brookfield? What's he doing at Meadow Farm?
A
Good question. He seems to be there a lot. And then the other day warned me off finding other jobs to do.
B
Warned you off?
A
Yeah. He reckoned I was deliberately making up extra work for myself so I could charge Esme for more hours. All because I noticed the gut room was blocked.
B
Why didn't you tell me?
A
I didn't want you worrying.
B
Well, I'm not worried. I'm angry. How dare he treat you like that? He doesn't work for Esme.
A
He might as well, the amount of time he spends there. Look, it's not a big deal, okay? I'm not gonna let him get to me.
B
I know you won't, but you still should have told me.
A
Yeah, sorry.
B
Yeah, well, I'll let you off this time. Here we are.
A
Oh, wow. This is where you're taking me?
B
Yep.
A
I can't believe you've remembered.
B
Of course I did. Come on, I'm starving. Cleo swallowed the ring.
A
I know.
B
I don't know what I was thinking putting it on the cheesecake. Well, you were trying to be romantic.
A
I don't know.
B
I think I was just chickening out of asking her properly, actually. But in the end, the proposal was lovely. Yeah, I just showed her Cleo's scam with the ring. It's a lovely ring. It is, isn't it?
A
So, hang on. This is the ring that Cleo swallowed.
B
Keep up, tv. It's been thoroughly sanitized. Don't worry.
A
Glad to hear it. Here we are.
B
Cheers to Pip and Stella. Thank you. Thank you. That's lovely. It is nice, isn't it? It's a cremel left over from Christmas.
A
Just waiting in the fridge for the perfect occasion. Oh, it's a shame Mum and Leonard are out. They've. They've gone to an early showing at the cinema.
B
They'll be over the moon when they're here. Everyone will. We should celebrate. I thought that's what we're doing. Yes, properly, I mean. We should have a party. Like an engagement party. Unless you've already got something planned. No, no, no. We haven't even talked.
A
No, you've been too busy retrieving and sanitizing the engagement ring.
B
Do people have engagement parties these days? Oh, of course they do. It'd be nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a party would be fun. No, if we ever get round to organising one. We're both so flat out with work at the moment, so leave it to us. Really? Absolutely. We can have it here in the events barn, can't we, David?
A
Yeah, good idea.
B
Think of it as our engagement present. That's really lovely of you both. You were right. These are the best fish and chips in Borsetshire.
A
I told you, didn't I?
B
You did. It was on one of my first visits. I asked you what you were looking forward to when you got out and.
A
You said fish, chips and mushy peas from the good cat's chippy.
B
So I finally brought you.
A
Well, we've been pretty busy, ain't we? Yeah. It was worth the wait.
B
Nice to have some time, just us two. Well, technically three. I could have sat in, you know. I don't mind paying the extra.
A
Nah, I like it out here.
B
Me too. George?
A
Yeah?
B
Are you happy?
A
Yeah, I am. Well, I'm knackered, but it's good to be working, even with Josh doing my editing. Are you?
B
Am I what?
A
Happy.
B
Of course I am.
A
You sure?
B
Look at me. I'm sitting outside, the best chippy in the world with the best boyfriend in the world. How could I not be?
A
Fair point. Dad's gonna be well jealous when I tell him we had tea here. Maybe I'll offer to cook tomorrow to make up for it. I'm not doing the afternoon milking, so I'll have time. What'd you fancy?
B
Oh, I'm not here tomorrow.
A
Oh, yeah, of course. You're out with work. Whose birthday is it again?
B
It's Dylan.
A
Nice. Where are you going?
B
I'm not sure yet.
A
Phil Pisham.
B
Probably. Probably. Actually, George, what is it? It's not Dylan's birthday.
A
Oh, well, I thought you said.
B
No, I'm not going out with work at all. It was. I lied.
A
Oh, right.
B
Yeah. I'm going to see my parents.
A
Your parents?
B
Mum came to see me at work the other day. Like, I just looked up and there she was. I was so shocked.
A
Your mum?
B
Yeah.
A
Why didn't you say nothing?
B
I don't know. I suppose I was worried. I know you don't think much of my mum and dad, so I want.
A
To know if they've been in touch. What did she say?
B
She'd heard about the baby.
A
What, how?
B
Auntie Val. Lola let it slip.
A
Cheers. Lola.
B
I know, right?
A
I bet she weren't pleased, you having a baby with of a lot low life like me.
B
No, it wasn't like that. She seemed. I don't know, it felt like she genuinely wanted to help. She was asking how I was. She was interested.
A
Really?
B
Yeah. When I saw her, I thought the worst. I was worried she was going to kick off in front of everyone. But she didn't.
A
She.
B
She was calm and she. I don't know. She was kind. I know. And I've been thinking. Maybe the baby, maybe it changes things. Maybe they've realized that you and me are serious and they're ready to accept us now. And if they are, isn't that a good thing for our baby? To have more people around to love it? Cattle safe and sound.
A
Yep, all fine.
B
Your mum's insisting we all go to the Bull tomorrow night so she can buy us all a drink to celebrate.
A
She doesn't have to do that.
B
You try stuff stopping her. There's probably a little glass each left of this if you fancy it.
A
Shame to waste it.
B
Oh, it is lovely news, isn't it?
A
It's really lovely. I like Stella.
B
Me too.
A
I didn't see it coming. Summer.
B
I suppose it gives you a bit of a jolt, doesn't it, when your kids move into the next life stage? Not that it should make much difference whether Pit and Stella get married or.
A
But it does though, doesn't it? Makes a big difference. Not to their relationship, maybe, but for the future of the farm, potentially.
B
It does, yeah. Plenty of time to think about that, though. They haven't even set a date. For now, we can just be happy for them, can't we?
A
Yeah, of course. I am happy. But we will need to think about it at some point.
B
I know, David. I know.
A
Alarm set for 3. 45. I reckon I can be ready and out the door in 15 minutes.
B
Now. Impressive. Should I turn out the light?
A
Yeah. Love you.
B
Love you too.
A
You know, I could come with you, if you like.
B
Where?
A
To your mum and dad's tomorrow night.
B
Oh, you don't have to.
A
Oh, no, I don't have to. And if you'd rather I didn't, that's fine. They're your parents. But if you want some backup. Not backup, but if you're worried and want someone by your side, I'll come. It's up to you. Sleep on it.
B
Yes, please.
A
Yeah?
B
Yeah. I'd like you to come with me.
A
I will, then.
B
Good.
A
And, you know, I hope you're right. I hope they have changed and they want to be involved. I'll be over the moon. I really will.
B
Thank you.
A
But whatever happens, I'll be there for you.
B
I know you will. George.
A
Yeah?
B
I do love you.
A
I love you too. Another wine, Ruth?
B
I can't say no.
A
Coming right up. I was just thinking it's about time we had a family wedding. And some crisps, please. Mum thinks we need some nibbles.
B
Well, it is a celebration.
A
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, nothing says engagement like one packet of cheese and onion between eight people. Yeah. Actually, she said get four packets, an assortment of flavors, please. There you go. Thanks. And Mum said, keep the change. Oh, if she keeps tipping me like this, I'll stand to make a pound by the end of the shift.
B
Kenton, could I have a quick word?
A
You can.
B
This Valentine's menu you're doing next week, is it on the Friday night as well as the Saturday?
A
It is.
B
Well, I don't suppose you've any tables left?
A
No, we've been booked her for weeks.
B
Oh. I thought you might say that.
A
You and Dave don't usually go big on Valentine's Day, do you?
B
No, but we've got a particularly rubbish one planned this year. We forgot to book staff, so we're working in the bar at a 50th birthday party on the event bar, which is fine, but I just thought. Anyway, never mind.
A
Yeah. Sorry.
B
I should have got me act together so sooner. Thanks, Phil. Kenton.
A
Right, then.
B
Wait. Not yet. We're early.
A
Only five minutes.
B
They'll think it's rude if we're early.
A
They won't, will they?
B
Let's just not risk it. It's only five minutes. Does my hair look all right?
A
It looks lovely. Do I look all right?
B
You look fantastic.
A
I wouldn't go that far, but I did iron my shirt.
B
I can tell.
A
You never know. I spent the day milking Cows.
B
There's nothing wrong with milking cows.
A
Yeah, I know that. But I reckon your folks might think different.
B
I don't care what they think.
A
Okay.
B
What? Don't say okay like that. What do you mean?
A
No, no, nothing. I'm not getting at you. It's just. It is okay if you do care what they think. They're your mum and dad. You want this to work out and I get that.
B
What if they're horrible?
A
I won't let no one be horrible to you.
B
And I won't let no one be horrible to you either.
A
So we're sorted, aren't we? We got each other's backs and, you.
B
Know, maybe it'll all just be fine. We might even have a nice time.
A
Yeah. Come on, let's go. Ready?
B
Ready.
A
I checked the Valentine's bookings. Oh, yeah? And we actually do have a cancellation for the Friday. 8:30.
B
Great. What's the catch?
A
Well, there's no catch. Only, I don't know if I should tell you this.
B
Well, tell me what? Can I have the table or not?
A
No, you can. Yes, only. Well, you should know.
B
What?
A
You can't tell Dave I told you.
B
Told me what?
A
He's booked a table for. For the Saturday night.
B
He hasn't.
A
I mean, he wasn't much more organized than you, so I've had to squeeze him in at the bar.
B
Oh, I see. But this table on the Friday, that would be a proper table. Would it?
A
Yeah, would. Yeah. Hence my coming clean and spoiling Dave's surprise.
B
No, you did. Right. Forget David's surprise. Cancel the bar table and confirm the Friday night. So, this is George.
A
Hi.
B
This is my mum, Anne Marie. You've met my dad?
A
I have. Hi, Bill.
B
George. It's.
A
It's lovely to meet you, Anne Marie.
B
Very sweet of you to say. Well, this is a surprise.
A
We've plenty of food.
B
Those drinks poured yet, Bill? I think we could all do with one.
A
Come in. Thank you. There you go.
B
Thanks.
A
There you are.
B
Should we sit? Go on, George. There are stalls under the island. Make yourself comfortable.
A
Okay, thanks.
B
And you, darling. You must be exhausted. Why must I? With all this or what? Everything that's been happening. Please sit down. Good. How far off are we, Bill?
A
It's ready when we are.
B
Do you like brisket, George?
A
Lovely. Shall I put the broccoli on or.
B
No, there's no rush. We're chatting, aren't we?
A
Huh? Yeah.
B
Darling, shall you and I go through to the lounge? Leave these two to it. I'm fine here. I just wanted to talk A little bit about your situation. It's not a situation. It's a baby. And George is aware of it, so, you know. We just want to help. Don't we, Bill?
A
Yeah. Yeah, we do, sweetheart.
B
Both of us feel devastated by how things are between us.
A
We miss you, angel.
B
I don't know how it got to this. I do, Amber. It was very difficult for us. It wasn't easy for me either. No. Well, that's why we wanted to see you. So we can be there for you. How are you, darling? I'm good. And you're eight weeks now? Yep.
A
Feeling okay?
B
Feeling fine.
A
You've been a bit tired.
B
Yeah. And so what's the. What's the plan? The plan?
A
We were wondering what you're gonna do.
B
What are you asking? You're planning to. You want to have this baby? Yes. I see. It wasn't an accident. We want to have a baby.
A
Where will you live?
B
Where we live now, with Will and Poppy. In Ambridge. Your father's house, George.
A
Yeah, that's right. What about money?
B
We'll be all right.
A
You'll need money, though. Well, I've just started a new job, actually.
B
Oh, I'll panic over.
A
It's just farm work, but it's a start. And Amber will get some maternity pay. And we think she can probably get some good brand deals and baby stuff, don't we?
B
I won't pretend to understand what you just said. Brand deals? I'm a content creator. You know that, Mum. It's all very precarious, though. You're both so young. This is clearly you've put some thought into this. Of course we have. But it's not a done deal yet. What do you mean? Just that it's important that you know that this isn't the only option. I mean, eight weeks, you wouldn't even need to go into hospital. I know that. So you've looked into it? No. I just know how a termination works. It all seems very straightforward. An online consultation or a phone call. In most cases, they'll post the medication at you. I don't care how straightforward it is. It's not what I want. Darling, if you're scared. I'm not scared. I just don't want to have a termination. I want to have a baby.
A
Amber, just listen.
B
No, this isn't the conversation I came to have. I know what I'm doing. You don't. You really don't. What? We agreed. She needs to hear this. Anytime you want to step in. No sound to me, then. Please. Amber, if you go Ahead with this pregnancy. It will. It will ruin your life.
A
Steady on.
B
I haven't finished. Amber, look at me. Look at me, darling. Don't look at them. Look at me. Stop it. You can stop all of this now and come back. Let me help you. Because I know what it's like to be tied down and trapped and to watch the chances you had disappear into thin air. I don't want that for you, Amber. I won't let it happen. Are you busy next Friday night? I was thinking we could do something.
A
What, go out?
B
Why not?
A
Well, everything's so busy. Can we spare the time? And then there's the party on the Saturday. We're probably better off staying in.
B
You are miserable.
A
That's why you love me, though, isn't it?
B
Just stay. Stay tonight in your old room and we can have breakfast and talk about it. You think after everything you've just said, we can just stay over and have brunch together in the morning? One big happy family? No. Well, I didn't mean. I meant you. We need to be together as a family to sort this out. George understands that.
A
Well, I'll do whatever you want. Amber.
B
Why don't you just go? We're both going. You obviously think I'm stupid. And maybe I am. I actually thought this was genuine tonight.
A
It is. Love.
B
I knew you were shocked. I knew you'd think I was too young. That you'd worry about what it meant for my future and the financial side of things. Apart from the fact that money is the one thing you could actually help with. Oh, we could, could we? But I also thought. It's a baby. Not yet. But it will be. It'll be my baby. Your grandchild. Okay. And I thought, however much you disapproved the thought of a baby, your flesh and blood. I thought you might say, we're here and we love you and we'll support you. Oh, for goodness sake, Amber, grow up. I have. I am an adult and I make my own decisions. And I am having this baby whether you like it or not. You're choosing him over your family? He is my family. George and this baby and Will and Emma and Ed and Poppy and Kira and Clary and Eddie and Susan and Neil. All of them will be there for us and support us and love us. You know, when we told Emma, she didn't like it. Who's Emma? George's mum. She didn't like it at all. She called us idiots. She didn't tell me to get rid of it or try and split us up or Disown us. She loves George, and that will never change. When this baby is born, she will be there for us.
A
Of course she will.
B
They all will. That's the difference between George's family and mine. That is not fair. You know, when I was a kid growing up in this house, I thought it was normal. The quiet and the cold. Walking on eggshells all the time, trying to please the two of you. Come on. It was. But now I know other families aren't. Other parents love their kids just as they are. And that is what I am going to do. This baby will have everything it needs. So you don't need to worry about us. We are going to be absolutely fine. Come on, George. Let's go. Just me, Bill.
A
What can I do? She's made her choice.
B
He won't do anything. He never does. It doesn't have to be like this. No, I know. It really doesn't. But it is. Come on, George. Let's go home.
A
Love.
B
Don't. Don't touch me.
A
This isn't my fault. I thought you were gonna go easy.
B
And I thought that for once in your life you might actually step up and do something. But no. And now look. Her whole life died on man she doesn't love.
A
Maybe she does love him.
B
She's convincing herself. Believe me, I can tell.
A
Why would she do that?
B
Because she feels she's made her bed. Oh, Amber.
A
Look, I'll call her in the morning.
B
There's no point. She's gone, Bill. We've lost her.
A
You're shaking.
B
What just happened? Was that real?
A
You were amazing. You're so brave and clear. And you were magnificent.
B
I don't feel magnificent. I really thought it would be different.
A
You gave him a chance. That's all you could do.
B
What if I'm like them?
A
What are you talking about? You're nothing like them.
B
I could be. What if our baby's born and I treat it like they've treated me and it grows up and hates me?
A
That won't happen.
B
How do you know?
A
Because you are the most kind, loving, strong, thoughtful person I know. Look at what you just did. You went in there and you stood up to them. That takes proper bravery. Our baby's the luckiest kid in the world because they've got you on their side.
B
I couldn't have done it without you there to back me up.
A
Always. It's like you said. We're each other's family now, ain't we? We got everything we need right here. What the. What are you lot doing out here? It's me. What's going on?
B
George, thank goodness. But I woke up at three to the sound of the mooing in the yard and I can't round them up. They just won't move. Come on.
A
How did they get out the winter housing?
B
No idea. And there were two cows in the garden.
A
You've been out here on your own for an hour in this?
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Yeah, I can't get them back in. I've been trying and trying.
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Hey, don't worry. There's two of us now. We'll get them sorted.
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Okay, we need to get them into the collecting yard ready for milking.
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Yeah. Right. Why don't you stand by the gate and encourage them in? Okay, I'll go behind them. Come on, you lot, this way. Come on.
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Excuse me, madam. Where are your quail's eggs? Quail's eggs? Susan, what are you doing here? Brought you this. What is it? Oh, just a few bits and pieces from the Bridge Farm shop. Oh, handmade chocolates, all butter, shortbread and borsiture blue. Oh, how lovely. But it's not my birthday just yet. No one knows that. I just thought you deserved a bit of a treat. I know it's been a rough few weeks. Thank you. Susan. You didn't need to do this. No, I wanted to. How are things with Eddie and Will? The same. Oh, dear me. Makes you want to bang their heads together. I would if I thought it'd do any good. It's awful, them not speaking. It don't feel right. No. You know, it'll blow over eventually. Didn't make it any easier right now. I know, but it will, one way or another. That's what I'm holding onto. Did you really come in for quail's eggs? Because we do stock them, you know. What would I want with quail's eggs? No, I came to give you this. And also I wanted to have a chat about something. Sounds ominous. No, it's not. Not ominous at all. It's a sort of proposition. Well, whatever it is, it will have to wait. My manager's over there and I don't want her to think I'm shirking. What? That one over there in the suit. She looks like 15. I know. She's lovely. Very into staff morale and well being. I wouldn't want her to think I'm taking liberty.
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All right.
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Well, when's your break? Oh, I won't get one today. I'm only on till half two. I better get on. Thanks for my box of goodies. You're welcome. I'll catch you later.
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Well, the cows are all safe. Recovered from their little adventure.
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I don't think I have yet. I thought I'd never get them back in.
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You should have called me. Could have come over earlier if I'd known.
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I thought I could handle it. Turns out I'm not that good a farmer yet.
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Hey, be fair. It was hammering down and it was dark. It needed two of us, that's all. We were a good team.
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You were brilliant, George. I don't know what I'd have done without you.
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Just doing my job.
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I just can't understand how they got out in the first place. I'm gonna have to go and check around for gaps, but it'll have to wait until lunchtime. I really need to get on.
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Don't worry. You've already done it. Oh, once I'd finished and washed down, I had a look around. Looks like they came through the gate on the winter housing.
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I'm sure I didn't leave it open.
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No, it looked like something had bumped the hinge and knocked the whole thing off. I reckon the scraper must have clipped it last night when Josh did the yard.
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Yeah, that would do it.
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All it would take then is for the cows to give it a shove and freedom. Still, no harm done in the end.
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Oh, Susan, you laugh? Give me a fright. Sorry, I didn't mean to make you jump. I got here a bit early and thought I'd have a sit down on that ball. Wasn't hiding or anything. Well, you nearly gave me heart attack. What doing here? Waiting for you. Oh. You said you found finished at half two, so here I am. I'm taking you for a cup of tea and a bun and I won't take no for an answer. I'm afraid you'll have to. Oh, come on. No, I can't. I'm due to pick up Poppy from school and I need to set off now to get there in time for her coming in. Well, in that case, I'm coming with you. If you've nothing better to do, be my guest.
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All right? All right, Josh. Where's Esme? Working. Right. What are you doing here? Cows got out this morning.
B
What?
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Yeah. I'll get here at 4am and they're all milling around the yard, losing their minds. Took us half an hour to round them up, get them calmed down, ready for milking. How did they get out the gate? It looks like the scraper clipped it. Here, look. It was bounced right off the hinge. The scraper? Yeah. I reckon I Mean. Could have been something else, I suppose. No, I think. I think you're probably right. I must have knocked it. I can't believe the herd got out. I feel awful. Don't beat yourself up. These things happen, don't they? It was an accident, that's all.
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So what you're saying is there's a job for me at the dairy if I want it? Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. It's this new order, you see. It's too much for just me and Helen. Pat's practically working full time again. We're rushed off our feet. Oh, desperate, are you? Well, frankly, yes. Helen's going to advertise, but I know if she thought you were up for it, she'd bite your hand off. We all miss you. I'm only teasing. I miss you too. And I miss making ice cream. We had some fun, didn't we? We did. Lots of lovely memories. So you come back? No. No, no. I'm sorry, Susan. I appreciate you thinking of me, but I can't come back to work at the dairy. Not now. Why not? There's enough hours and it's good money. I dare say it'd be more than I'm on now. Yes, well, so why not? I don't understand. I loved working at the dairy. You know I did. But these last few months, things are changed. How? Well, for one thing, my arthritis is getting worse. There's no two ways about it. I struggled with the turkeys at Christmas. Pat had to come and help me in the end. Yeah, I remember. I think I'd find the work much more difficult than I used to. I didn't realize it had got that bad. Oh, it's up and down. But working in the cold wouldn't help. It wasn't that long ago you were there every day. You managed fine then. Yeah, I know you're right. But I think it's only since stopping I've realised how hard I was finding it. Physically. I'm not as young as I used to be. No. Well, none of us are. But you're not that old. Thanks very much. Don't you know, working in Underwoods and the school don't pay as much as the dairy, but the work's a lot easier on my body. And the people I work with are lovely. Not patch on you, of course, but how could they be? Thank you. And the school. I mean, the kids can be a bit of a handful, but they're lovely, really, most of them. And best of all, the hours mean I can be free to pick up Poppy. Yeah. That must be a help to Will. Well, she could get the bus. And someday she does. But I like getting her. I let her put her music on and she plays the latest song she's into. Quite good some of them, really. Oh, yes. Oh, I'm a bit of a swifty these days. And I tell you what, she does a lot more chatting to me when we're driving than she does at any other time. Yeah, I remember when our Christopher was a teenager, taking him out for a drive somehow opened him up. Yeah, I think it's something to do with the fact that you're side by side. Not face to face, but whatever it is, we've had some lovely chats these last few months. I love it. I bet Poppy loves it too. Oh, I hope so. They grow up so quick, don't they? Oh, they do. Well, I can't pretend I'm not gutted. I'm sorry, Susan, but I'm glad for you. You seem very content. I am, actually. Or it would be if Eddie and William would sort themselves out. Oh, they will.
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Yeah.
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And I'm sure you'll find someone for the dairy. I'll have to. Oh, look, there's Poppy coming out of the gate. Oh, didn't she look grown up in her blazer? I know. Has she seen me? I'm a bit further down from where I usually park. She don't like me waiting right outside. See? Well, they're cool. It's embarrassing, isn't it, having your grandma turn up at school for you? Oh, yeah, yeah. She's seeing us. She's waving. Oh, what she like, eh? You'd think she was flagging down a New York taxi. Well, she didn't seem embarrassed. She seems delighted.
A
Oh, I feel terrible.
B
Josh, stop apologizing. It was a mistake is all.
A
I know, but it wouldn't have happened happened if I hadn't been rushing to get to a meeting.
B
It's too much for you, trying to run a business and helping out here as well.
A
No, no, it's fine. I just took my eye off the ball. I can manage.
B
But you don't have to.
A
What do you mean?
B
George has done really well this week. He's good and I get on with him. I know you don't particularly like him.
A
It's not that I don't like him. I don't trust him.
B
Well, I do. So I'm thinking I'm going to ask him to take on the afternoon milking full time, just while I'm on this contract. Then you Won't have to come over and scrape the yard. George can do it.
A
Right.
B
I know what you were saying about him taking advantage, but I really don't think he will. I think this job means a lot to him.
A
Well, it's up to you.
B
I don't want you to think I don't appreciate everything you've done. I do. I couldn't have managed without you these last few months.
A
I wanted to help.
B
I know. And that's. It's been, well, a lifesaver. But it's good if I can stand on my own two feet now, isn't it?
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
Josh, have I done something to upset you? But this is good. It'll take the pressure off. You mean you can focus on your hands. I know how stretched you've been coming here.
A
I was just looking out for you.
B
Thanks, but you don't need to. I'm all right.
A
Well, good. Gates fixed those cows won't be going wandering in the night again anytime soon.
B
Fantastic.
A
I'll go and get on with the milking then, shall I?
B
Thanks. Before you do, I was wondering what you'd think about taking on all the milking for a few weeks while I'm on this job.
A
Really?
B
Yeah. You've proved you're more than capable and it really helped me out. And Josh is really busy at Hollow Tree, so you'd be doing him a favor too, wouldn't he?
A
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. I won't let you down.
B
I know you won't. Thanks, George.
A
No, thank you. Thanks a lot.
B
From BBC Radio 4, Wolf Valley Tour, Martinson.
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Hello, Tood.
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Remember, four people have died over the last five years, all within the same organization. Hello, Toor.
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They're in three different countries. No fault accidents seen individually. But I'm going to open. One, two, three.
B
Listen to wolf valley first on BBC sounds.
This week's Omnibus episode of The Archers on BBC Radio 4 centers on relationship shifts, work changes, and big life decisions in Ambridge. The key narrative arcs include Pip and Stella’s chaotic (but ultimately heartwarming) engagement, George's first days at Meadow Farm, and Amber standing up to her parents regarding her pregnancy with George. Supporting stories touch on family dynamics around Valentine's Day, work challenges at the dairy, and changing responsibilities on the farms.
Pip anticipates Stella returning from a delayed trip, with both expressing how little time they spend together due to Stella’s job.
Pip is concerned Stella may have secretly booked a cruise for her birthday, which she dreads due to claustrophobia. Stella’s secrecy breeds worry, but Stella is just exhausted from work.
During a homemade lunch Pip prepares, her dog Cleo eats a dessert meant for Stella—along with a hidden engagement ring intended for a surprise proposal.
After a vet visit, the ring is retrieved (with some sanitization humor). Pip proposes anyway, and Stella accepts. The moment is absurd, messy, and perfect for the pair.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamps: First proposal threads start at [04:20], chaos with Cleo culminates in proposal at [34:09]–[36:03]
Will, George’s father, wakes up early to make George breakfast for his first day at Meadow Farm, hinting at family pride and nerves ([13:14]).
At Meadow Farm, George proves himself helpful—not only with milking but with repairs (blocked gutters). Esme appreciates his skills.
Josh, another farmworker, warns Esme to be careful not to let George find "invented" work for extra pay, referencing George’s troubled past. This causes some tension between George and Josh ([18:08]–[22:24]).
George earns praise from family and Esme and is gradually entrusted with more responsibility.
Cows escape during a storm due to a damaged gate—a mistake traced back to Josh rushing and accidentally damaging the hinge. George helps recover them, cementing his reliability ([65:29]–[66:08]).
By the episode’s end, Esme offers him more responsibility with afternoon milking ([71:43]–[72:43]).
Notable Quotes:
Amber’s mother abruptly appears at her workplace, having heard from Auntie Val that Amber is pregnant. The encounter is awkward, with Amber anxious about their reaction ([16:25]–[21:32]).
That evening, Amber and George join her parents for dinner to discuss "the situation." The conversation turns difficult; her parents suggest Amber consider a termination, voicing concerns over money, youth, and the hardships of parenthood ([52:01]–[57:47]).
Amber firmly asserts her plan to keep the baby and build a family with George, drawing a sharp distinction between George’s supportive family and her own.
The confrontation ends painfully, with Amber leaving, feeling sad but empowered by having defended her choices.
Notable Quotes:
The episode's tone balances light humor (notably during the botched proposal and family booking antics), gritty realism (in Amber and George’s confrontation with her parents), and warmhearted togetherness as characters navigate the unpredictable rhythms of rural life and family.
This week’s Archers Omnibus delivers a classic blend of gentle comedy, poignant family moments, and the enduring Ambridge spirit. Pip and Stella’s proposal—distinctly memorable thanks to a dog's appetite and a vet’s X-ray—acts as a joyful anchor, while Amber and George’s independent stand cements the episode’s theme of forging your own path, supported by chosen family. Meanwhile, the ever-present dance between work and personal happiness continues, ensuring listeners remain invested in every heartbeat of Ambridge life.