15/02/2026

Summary

The Archers Omnibus: Episode Summary (15/02/2026)

Overview

This week in Ambridge, the community deals with the fallout of family decisions, secrets, and personal ambitions. The major arcs revolve around the Archer family’s long-awaited decision on the succession of Brookfield farm, George Grundy grappling with the traumatic aftermath of his assault, and Chelsea's entrepreneurial dreams of a mobile salon. The episode showcases intense family conversations, shifting allegiances, and explosive revelations—culminating in a dramatic confrontation that shifts the village’s fragile balance once again.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Succession at Brookfield (01:42–11:32)

• Ruth and David Archer reveal their plans for Brookfield’s future. After government changes to inheritance tax, they announce that only one child can inherit the farm, naming Pip due to her expertise in dairy.
  • "Brookfield will only be able to support one family… we've decided it should be her who inherits Brookfield." —David Archer [09:08]
• Josh is disappointed with his share (30 acres and a cottage) but ultimately accepts:
  • "Maybe I'd hoped for more… but you're right, there wouldn’t be room for both me and Pip." —Josh [12:14]

2. George Grundy’s Assault and its Aftermath (20:23–41:32)

• George is tormented by fragmented memories about his attacker. The man charged pleads not guilty, causing George to spiral into doubt.
• George’s conversations with Amber and Ruth reveal guilt and anxiety, and reluctance regarding giving evidence.
  • "What would I even say? I don't remember. Nothing." —George [20:43]
• Counseling is looming; Amber supports George but fears for their future if he cannot find stability.
  • "I can't have a child with someone I'm scared is going to flip out all the time." —Amber [41:32]

3. Chelsea’s Mobile Salon Dream (26:06–44:06)

• Chelsea considers converting a horsebox into a mobile hair salon ("glam van"), fueling both generational tensions and optimism. Despite skepticism from her mother, she wins support from Jazza.
  • "I don't want to be a normal mobile hairdresser. This will make me stand out from the crowd." —Chelsea [33:28]
• Jazza takes her and the horsebox out for a drive; the vehicle is in rough shape but Chelsea’s determination is clear.

4. The Confession — Who Attacked George? (49:47–57:55 and [65:36–68:16])

• George storms into Brian’s home, accusing him of being his assailant.
  • "I know it was you, Brian… You knew I was drunk. You waited… then you clouted me over the head with a bottle." —George [52:14]
• After initial denial, Brian "confesses" to spare his son, Rory—the real attacker (later revealed in the private conversation between Brian and Rory [65:36–68:16]). They agree to move on with their lives and put the past behind them.
• The episode explores the cost of vengeance, guilt, and the murky line between covering up the truth and protecting family.
• "Let's accept things got out of hand and it's time to put an end to all this unpleasantness." —Brian [56:54]
• But in a twist, it’s revealed that Rory actually committed the attack, with Brian covering for his son to keep him out of prison.

5. Romantic Plots and Light Relief (43:22–71:17)

• With Valentine’s Day approaching, Ruth tries to spring a romantic surprise on David, only to discover he has similar plans. This results in gentle farce and comedic misunderstanding:
  • "I couldn't come for a romantic dinner in me overalls, could I?" —Ruth [62:47]
• Alice hints at hopeful prospects in love, confiding she has feelings for Rex, and receives friendly encouragement:
  • "If you’re happy being single... I was just being curious, that's all." —Fallon [70:10]

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

The Inheritance Tension

• "Brookfield will only be able to support one family. Even with the changes… whoever inherits will face pretty big tax bills." —David Archer [09:08]
• "You do know what this means, though? ...You're going to have to learn to use the arga." —Stella, teasing Pip [12:06]

Josh’s Disappointment

• “Hadn't expected them to cut me out almost completely.” —Josh [17:46]
• “Perhaps you ought to be relieved. She still gets a £7.5 million farm.” —Brian [19:05]

George’s Trauma and Doubts

• “I never saw who attacked me.” —George [24:00]
• “I know it was you, Brian.” —George, confronting Brian [52:14]

The Confession

• “Yes, all right. All right. It was me who hit you. You had it coming for a very long time.” —Brian, accepting the blame [53:18]
• “Maybe some sort of compensation is in order.” —George [54:33]
• “Even if it stops you from going to jail?... Let’s see then, shall we? Someone ought to tell the Feds they’ve got the wrong person.” —George, hinting at blackmail [55:12–55:29]

Later, the Truth Emerges

• "Should I have told him the truth, Rory? Would you rather I told him it was you?" —Brian [65:36]
• "I'm the one who should be punished, not you." —Rory [67:54]

Valentine’s Comedy

• “Well, I couldn't come for a romantic dinner in me overalls, could I?” —Ruth [62:47]
• “Thing is, I didn't fancy eating at the bar. Fortunately there'd been a cancellation in the restaurant tonight.” —Ruth [63:19]

Chelsea’s Determination

• "This way I’ll have the first glam van in Borchester... It won’t just be a mobile hair salon, it’ll be a billboard." —Chelsea [43:41–43:58]

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Important Segments — Timestamps

• Succession Reveal at Brookfield: [09:08–11:32]
• Josh’s Discontent & Advice from Brian: [12:36–19:05]
• Chelsea’s Mobile Salon Pitch & Test Drive: [26:06–44:06]
• George’s Spiraling Doubts: [20:23–41:32]
• Confrontation: George & Brian (including accusation, confession, and “deal”): [49:47–57:55]
• True Confession Between Brian and Rory: [65:36–68:16]
• Valentine’s Day Comedy/Supper Surprise: [62:47–63:37]
• Chelsea’s Glam Van Test Drive & Family Support: [43:22–49:42]
• Alice and Fallon’s Friendship & New Romances: [69:24–71:17]

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Tone and Atmosphere

The episode is emotionally charged, oscillating between gritty, honest family disputes and the lighter warmth of village camaraderie and romantic mishaps. The language blends rural pragmatism with flashes of humor and deep frustration. The revelations around George’s attack and the farm succession deliver high drama, while Chelsea’s resolve and the misadventures over Valentine’s provide comic and inspirational relief.

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Summary

A week of deep revelations and shifting loyalties in Ambridge: Brookfield’s future is determined, sowing new tensions and disappointments; Chelsea dreams big with her “glam van” scheme; George grapples with truth and bitterness, triggering a chain of confessions that unsettle the village’s moral order. Love’s complications—honest, comic, and poignant—remind everyone that, inheritance and grudges aside, life in Ambridge always moves forward.

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For listeners seeking this pivotal episode’s key emotional beats, dramatic twists, and the authentic voices of rural life, this Omnibus offers both a turning point and a fresh beginning for its most beloved—and troubled—characters.

Transcript

[George Grundy]

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[Ruth Archer]

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[George Grundy]

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[Ruth Archer]

Stella, that's great. I'm so glad your brother can make it. I know. It's been ages since I've seen him.

[George Grundy]

Pip, did you say you wanted wine?

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, please. He's got some leave owing, so he's going to come for a few days and I'm going to take the time off work too. Good for you. So when's he arriving? A week tomorrow and then he's planning to head back on the Saturday.

[George Grundy]

Ah, he'll be able to help clear up after the engagement party, then. There you go.

[Ruth Archer]

And what about your other siblings? Have you heard from them? Isabelle says she can't make it and I don't know about Lila, but it's unlikely. Cheers, David.

[George Grundy]

All right.

[Ruth Archer]

Now, is there anything we can do to help? No, no, I think lunch is pretty much under control. He's gone at church? Yeah, Leonard's gone to pick her up.

[George Grundy]

Why don't you go and find Ben and Josh? They're in a sitting room.

[Ruth Archer]

Will do. Oh, celebrating my little brother's graduation. Who would have thought it? Yeah. So no more engagement thought. Come on, then. Oh, Rosie's outside on a bike.

[George Grundy]

Can you keep an eye on it? Will do.

[Ruth Archer]

David, could you check the beef while I Finish making the cauliflower cheese.

[George Grundy]

Oh, that I can.

[Ruth Archer]

Pip and Stella seem happy, don't they?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, they do.

[Ruth Archer]

Makes me think we should do something for Valentine's.

[George Grundy]

Sorry, what?

[Ruth Archer]

I know you said you didn't want to go out on Friday. No, but we're going to be busy on Saturday, working in the barn. Couldn't we just go down the pub for a drink? Ruth, it only has to be one.

[George Grundy]

It. It'll be heaving. And like you say, Saturday's going to be busy. I'll probably just want an early night.

[Ruth Archer]

So you really don't want to do anything for Valentine's?

[George Grundy]

It's only an artificial day. It's there to make money for florists. Now, let's have a look at this beef.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah. And what about you, Josh? Busy week? Yeah, I guess.

[George Grundy]

You spent most of it at Meadow Farm.

[Ruth Archer]

No, I did not.

[George Grundy]

I just scraped down the yard a couple of times. All right.

[Brian Aldridge]

Okay.

[George Grundy]

Esme's got George Grundy working for her now. She doesn't need me to go over there anymore.

[Brian Aldridge]

Sorry.

[George Grundy]

Didn't mean to touch her nerve.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, congratulations, Ben. Yeah, cheers.

[George Grundy]

Thank you.

[Ruth Archer]

You're not planning to fall asleep over lunch like you did at your graduation?

[George Grundy]

I've been working days, actually. Had a good night's sleep.

[Ruth Archer]

Where have you been working?

[George Grundy]

Borchester General on a medical ward. There's been an old boy in all week, really sweet guy. All he wants to do is go home, but adult social services are so overstretched. Here we go. What? Nothing. No, no, it wasn't. What did you want to say? It's just all we ever hear, how terrible everything is. I'm not saying you don't have a hard job well done on graduating and everything. Just don't act like the rest of us have cushy lies. When have I done that? I was just saying it's difficult when resources are short. Yeah, but you're so holier than thou about it. Well, I'm holier than thou. You know you are. We all wish there were infinite resources, don't we, Pip? Trouble is, money doesn't grow on trees.

[Ruth Archer]

So what if there are lots of couples at the Bull? We're a couple, aren't we?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, of course. But then you feel like, you know, an obligation to be romantic.

[Ruth Archer]

Perish the thought.

[George Grundy]

Look, if you really want to do something on Friday, why don't I go to Underwoods Local and get us one of those dinners for two?

[Ruth Archer]

A ready meal.

[George Grundy]

Yeah. Be easier than going out.

[Ruth Archer]

Hey, I felt guilty leaving you both to slave away. Oh, don't worry. Are you sure there's nothing I can do to help? Well, you could help clear the decks, I suppose. Give me some space. Absolutely no problem. David, could you take the serving spoons through to the dining room?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, sure.

[Ruth Archer]

And tell the kids dinner will be ready in about 15 minutes.

[George Grundy]

Yep, will do.

[Ruth Archer]

Right, what am I doing next? Getting the timings right. That's the hardest part of a roast, isn't it? Don't worry, though. It's smelling great. Oh, no, I'm not sighing about that. It's David. I'm trying to spring a surprise on him. I've arranged for us to go for a meal at the Bull on Friday for Valentine's. Oh, nice. It would be, except David thinks he's surprising me with dinner there on Saturday. Kenton could only squeeze him in at the bar, but when I tried to book, they just had a cancellation. Sorry, I'm confused. Never mind. The point is, if we go on Friday, we'll have a nice table in the Ploughmans. I've just got to get him there. It sounds even more convoluted than my proposal to pay. But certainly getting that way, no matter what I say to him, he's determined to stay put here. In fact, the more I post, the more he pretends not to care about Valentine's. I guess he thinks it'll make his surprise bigger. Ah, sir. And I can't tell him I know about his surprise without giving away my surprise too. Oh, dear me, you really have got yourself in a pickle, haven't you? Oh, Stella, it's a nightmare. It's never normally this hard to get David down the pub.

[George Grundy]

I'm only asking, how much more tax is everyone gonna have to pay? Look, if people want better public services, then one way or another, they're gonna have to pay for them. That's easy for you to. It's the rest of us paying your wages. Pip, do you know what's got into him?

[Ruth Archer]

I have no idea.

[George Grundy]

What's he on?

[Ruth Archer]

Although he does have a point. I mean, you're not the one who's going to be stuck with inheritance tax, Ben.

[George Grundy]

Well, that's not necessarily true. We don't know what Mum and Dad have decided to do yet.

[Ruth Archer]

But realistically, it won't be you farming Brookfield. You don't even want to.

[George Grundy]

And I suppose you think it'll be you. What?

[Ruth Archer]

No, I didn't say that. You didn't have to, Georgia.

[George Grundy]

Ben's right. We don't know how Mum and Dad are gonna split the farm now, I'm right. Unless they've told you something already.

[Ruth Archer]

Of course they haven't. I'm as much in the dark as you.

[George Grundy]

So don't make assumptions, then.

[Ruth Archer]

I wasn't. I've no idea who's gonna get the farm.

[George Grundy]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's enough of that. What on earth's going on? It's a nothing.

[Ruth Archer]

We were just having a debate about inheritance tax. I know it's a lot less than the government first threatened us with, but we're still gonna have to pay it one day. And it's only a few weeks now until it comes in.

[George Grundy]

Yes, we're well aware it needs sorting out. But that is not for today, though. Today is all about Ben. Okay. Lunch is about to be served.

[Ruth Archer]

How's the beef look? Not too pink? Oh, no, no. Perfect.

[George Grundy]

Is that enough for you, Ben? What? Oh, yeah, plenty, thanks. Josh, can you pass the plate to your brother? Sure. Thank you.

[Ruth Archer]

Do Grant and Leonard need a hand with Rosie? No, I'm sure they're managing. They're just washing their hands.

[George Grundy]

Stella, some Brookfield Hereford beef.

[Ruth Archer]

Wonderful. Thank you.

[George Grundy]

Look, I know lunch is supposed to be for me, but if you want to discuss the farm, I'd much rather that than we just sit in silence. Look, ever since the government announced the whole inheritance tax thing, your mum and I have been thinking it through. I know it's a lot less punitive than we thought it was gonna be, but we're still going to be liable for a big whack.

[Ruth Archer]

We spent a lot of time looking at different options, trying to decide what to do for the best and, well.

[George Grundy]

Seriously, you might as well just tell us. Fine. Can I make it clear, though? We had been planning to discuss this with you?

[Ruth Archer]

Absolutely. We want you all to be happy.

[George Grundy]

Although, to be frank, we can't really see another way. The fact is, Brookfield will only be able to support one family. Even with the changes the government have announced, whoever inherits will be facing pretty big tax bills.

[Ruth Archer]

And those tax bills will eat into a significant chunk of the farm's profits.

[George Grundy]

The sums are going to be hard for one of you farming Brookfield while having to pay the other two of you.

[Ruth Archer]

And since we are now almost exclusively a dairy enterprise and Pip is the.

[George Grundy]

Dairy expert, we've decided it should be her who inherits Brookfield.

[Ruth Archer]

Josh, that's no judgment on you. We know what a brilliant entrepreneur you.

[George Grundy]

Are, which is why you keep your 30 acres at hollow Tree. And we're leaving Glebe Cottage to You as well, Ben.

[Ruth Archer]

You'll get Rickyard in the bungalow.

[Brian Aldridge]

Right?

[George Grundy]

Okay. I mean, at least this way it's clean. Yeah. Pip will have the burden of inheritance tax, but she won't be paying out a share of the farm's profits, too.

[Ruth Archer]

And, Pip, we're going to bring you into the farm partnership straight away.

[George Grundy]

20% for you and 40 each for me and your mum.

[Ruth Archer]

So what do you all think? How does that sound?

[George Grundy]

Well, look, I didn't know what to expect. I honestly wasn't counting on anything, so. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy. Good. And what about you two?

[Ruth Archer]

We know it's a lot to take in. Yeah, just a bit. Can I ask, where does this leave Elizabeth Schuler and Kenton? Do they still get a share of the farm if it's sold? We did think about opening that can of worms, didn't we?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, but in the end, we decided.

[Ruth Archer]

It wasn't worth it because we're never going to sell the farm anyway.

[George Grundy]

And let's be brutally honest, you'll only inherit and be liable for the tax. Once both of us have died, who knows if my brother and sisters will still be knocking around?

[Ruth Archer]

No. Right. Well, in that case. Stella. No, don't look at me. Well, obviously I've got no objections. You haven't? No. But honestly, it's up to you lot.

[George Grundy]

Well.

[Ruth Archer]

As long as Josh is all right with it. Yeah. Josh, you haven't said anything yet.

[George Grundy]

What do you want me to say? Just tell us how you feel about what we're proposing. Well, I can't say I'm surprised. You're right. The farm can only support one family. And I guess that's Pip. So, yeah, it's fine with me.

[Ruth Archer]

I've got more dishes for you. Where do you want them? Oh, put them anywhere. The dishwasher's full. They'll have to wait for the next load. Yeah, well, I thought we were just coming for lunch. I hadn't expected you to inherit the farm as well.

[George Grundy]

Me neither.

[Ruth Archer]

How are you feeling? I don't know. No matter what he says, Josh clearly isn't happy. No, I know. Gran noticed. He barely said a word while we were eating. Yeah, but that's not what I asked. How are you feeling about it? Look, this is what you've been wanting for ages, Pip. Bit of certainty about the future. It's not gonna happen for a long time. No, but you'll say he's gonna be a lot more important now. Oh, come on. Brookfield's gonna be yours one day. You must be pleased oh, Stella, I'm thrilled. I was worried Mum and Dad would try to share things out more equally and it just wouldn't be workable. No, exactly. You do know what this means, though? What's that? You're gonna have to learn to use the arga. Oh, not a chance.

[Brian Aldridge]

Josh.

[George Grundy]

What are you doing in here? Aren't you having pudding? I am. I was just checking the fire didn't need another log putting on it. Oh, looks fine to me. Look, I'm sorry, Josh. I know you're disappointed. Honestly, we looked at it every which way. No, I know it's got nothing to do with how good a farmer we think you are. Dad, please don't. I told you, it's fine. Maybe I'd hope for more than 30 acres in that tumbledown cottage that Carol Tregorin squats in. But you're right, that would mean less land for the cows. That's why I set up the egg business, isn't it? I knew there wouldn't be room for both me and Pip. Well, exactly. And you're the one who's always wanted to strike out on your own.

[Ruth Archer]

Everything okay?

[George Grundy]

I love just talking things over.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah. You know, we've only done it this way because we know you'll be fine. You've already shown you've got a great head for business.

[George Grundy]

That's what I've just been telling you. No, I know.

[Ruth Archer]

And even if we can't pass on the farm, we'll still do whatever we can to support you.

[George Grundy]

Thanks. Absolutely. We just had to do. Do what's best for Brookfield. Don't stress about it. Honestly, I'll be okay.

[Brian Aldridge]

Remind me how you found this farm again, Rory.

[George Grundy]

I told you, it's from a friend I work with in London. Ah. It's Ralph's family farm. 1600 acres just outside Lowestoft, mostly arable.

[Brian Aldridge]

Right, I see.

[George Grundy]

Well, that's why I thought it was worth visiting Rory. It's a lot like home for Rory.

[Brian Aldridge]

What trolley? Unless you think you can carry the de icing salt yourself.

[George Grundy]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Aldridge]

You know, you're supposed to be coming to the shoot's end of season dinner at Grey Gables tomorrow. I know Alice and Adam are going to be there too.

[George Grundy]

I hadn't forgotten. Not leaving till Wednesday morning. Good.

[Brian Aldridge]

How's the tickets for the Dunno. Weren't cheap.

[George Grundy]

Yeah, I just think it'll be interesting to see how a similar farm is diversifying its business. So I've been reading this study about how the future of agriculture is going to be all about mitigating. Risk.

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, have you not?

[George Grundy]

I mean, all the old certainties are breaking down. You know, last year we had a record dry spring.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, yes, yes.

[George Grundy]

A year before was one of the wettest.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, farming's almost been uncertain.

[George Grundy]

Oh, sure, but not like this. And at least in the past, a bad harvest would normally result in higher prices. Instead, global grain prices have trended down. Down?

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, they're still higher than they were before the pandemic.

[George Grundy]

Yes, but so are costs. So if we're going to remain profitable for the next 20, 30, 40 years, then we are going to have to be prepared for much greater volatility.

[Brian Aldridge]

And I can tell you from my over 50 years as a farmer, studies are no replacement for experience.

[George Grundy]

No.

[Brian Aldridge]

All right, here comes Josh. Look, why don't you go on inside and remember, we also need a new oil filter and a tub of EP2 grease.

[George Grundy]

Oh, okay. Well, I'll see you in there, then.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, all right. Morning, Josh.

[George Grundy]

You all right, Brian?

[Brian Aldridge]

Not too bad. You?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, fine.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, at least say it like you mean it. You look like you got the weight of the world on your shoulders. You sure you're all right?

[George Grundy]

I just. Just had some disappointing news. I expect you'll hear about it soon enough. Oh, well.

[Brian Aldridge]

Tell you what I mean. Let's go to the cafe. I'll buy you a bacon bap. You can tell me what's been going on.

[Ruth Archer]

Honestly, Faron. If I told him Michelle Pfeiffer was serving behind the bar, I still don't think I could get him out the house. David's got a thing for Michelle Pfeiffer. Has he? It was after he saw her in Batman Returns. I know. Before you ask, I don't have a black latex cat cost you in the new wardrobe. I wasn't even thinking it. There must be some way of luring him to the pub on Friday. To be honest, I might just have to come clean. Tell him I've got a table book. Ruth, don't do that. You'll spoil the surprise. Hi. Oh, morning, Humber. You okay? Yeah, no, I'm good. Thanks. Fallon. Hi. Love your coat. Where did you get that? From the coin exchange in Felpham. I think I had it for ages. It really suits you. Sorry, can I. Can I just get to that shelf? Sure. I'm making green Goddess pitta pockets for my lunch. Have you seen the Speed Watch poster, Ruth? It's good to see Linda trying to do something about dangerous drivers. I might volunteer.

[George Grundy]

Really?

[Ruth Archer]

Ah. Reckon I'd be a dab hand with A speed gun. What about you, Amber? Huh? Fancy making a stand for the victims of reckless drivers? Um, maybe. I'm not sure. Well, I should go pay for these pitta breads. Think about it. Well, she can compliment my coat all she likes. It's her taste in boyfriends I have a problem with. Fair enough. Now where Robbie? Oh, yeah. David and his refusal to be tempted down the pub. Well, let me have a think. I may just have an idea.

[George Grundy]

I mean, Dad's not wrong. I have been striking out on my own, but only because I've had to. Still thought I might get more than hollow tree. Maybe the land the Herefords are on now.

[Brian Aldridge]

I agree 30 acres isn't much.

[George Grundy]

Hadn't expected them to cut me out almost completely.

[Brian Aldridge]

Still, you've got a decent enterprise there, Josh. And if you continue to build this.

[Ruth Archer]

How?

[George Grundy]

I make just about enough from the eggs to support myself, but I'm always struggling with cash flow, so. And the constant lockdowns for bird flu are a nightmare.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, yes.

[George Grundy]

If I'm gonna have a home and a family of my own one day, I'm gonna need to expand and I can't afford to rent extra land.

[Brian Aldridge]

You're only 27.

[George Grundy]

28.

[Brian Aldridge]

Excuse me? 28. You've still got plenty of time.

[George Grundy]

I know. Pip's got Rosy, though, now she's getting married.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, I heard. Yeah. Goodness knows what you your great grandparents would think.

[George Grundy]

How do you mean?

[Brian Aldridge]

Just I'm not sure how Dan and Doris would feel about such a modern family running Brookfield. Not that I have a problem with it, obviously. No, and I assume Pip will keep her surname, so she'll still be an archer.

[George Grundy]

Yeah, I guess.

[Brian Aldridge]

Because if I remember rightly, Dan died shortly after agricultural property relief was introduced. Phil and Jill avoided inheritance tax and so did your parents. I know the tax has been reduced in one fell swoop, but even so, there'll be no such luck for Pip. Perhaps you ought to be relieved.

[George Grundy]

She still gets a 7 1/2 million pound farm.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, but unless she decides to pack up and sell, it's Pip who's going to be saddled with keeping Brookfield going. Meanwhile, you're free to do what you want.

[George Grundy]

Am I?

[Brian Aldridge]

Of course. You've already built one successful business. Maybe it's not making the money you'd like, but with. With the knowledge you've gained and with your energy and go getting attitude. The world's your oyster, Josh. Know how is just as much a commodity as land is.

[George Grundy]

Perhaps.

[Brian Aldridge]

You don't sound convinced.

[George Grundy]

No, no, I hear what you're saying. Maybe I do need to lift my horizons beyond Brookfield.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yeah, it's spirit. Think of it as being liberated.

[George Grundy]

I'll try. In the meantime, I've got some boxes of rubber gloves to buy.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, indeed. Yeah, we both need to get on.

[George Grundy]

Thanks for the advice, though, Brian.

[Brian Aldridge]

Not at all.

[George Grundy]

And thanks for the bacon butty.

[Ruth Archer]

Hey. Oh, hi there, babe. You all right?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, I'm just after Holly's lead.

[Ruth Archer]

You know, I took her for a walk when I went to the shop.

[George Grundy]

No, I know. There it is.

[Ruth Archer]

Okay, well, I'll probably be gone by the time you get back. I'm just finishing making my lunch.

[George Grundy]

Sure. All right.

[Ruth Archer]

George. What? Are you sure you're okay? Didn't. Did I hear you talking to someone on the phone?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, it was the officer in charge of the case. Oh.

[Ruth Archer]

What did they want?

[George Grundy]

The guy they've charged with assaulting me, he's entered a plea of not guilty.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, right. So it's going to trial then?

[George Grundy]

Looks that way.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, don't worry. Are you scared you might have to give evidence?

[George Grundy]

I'm not scared.

[Brian Aldridge]

No.

[Ruth Archer]

Okay.

[George Grundy]

What would I even say? I don't remember. Nothing.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, what is it then? I can tell something's up. Please, babe, we agreed we'd never keep secrets from each other again. Tell me what's wrong. Hang on a second, Fallon. David's just on his way out. Okay. See you later. There, he's gone. Sorry, Ruth, I just had to ring you. Don't apologise. Your idea worked a treat. So you don't think he suspected anything? No. In fact, the moment he got off the phone, he came in and said it's a good thing we're not doing anything Friday night or he wouldn't be able to help Kenton behind the bar. Oh, the irony. I know. Were you listening on the other end? Of course I was. Kenton had to really beg him for a while. I didn't think David was going to agree. Well, make sure to thank him for lying so effectively. Don't be daft. You know Kenton loves duping his brother. He thinks the whole thing's hilarious. In any case, what he said was kind of true. Like we are short staffed at least. I'm not working anyhow. Are you not? No. Harrison's coming down for the weekend, so I've got the night off. It's in return for Mum and Kenton not having to work Christmas. Are you doing anything nice? I think we're just going to stay in. Chris has said he'll stay over at his mum. And dad, say no more. I hope you have a wonderful evening. Thanks. Although I am kind of sad that I won't get to see David's face when he finds out he isn't really at the Pub de Paul Pines. I wouldn't be too upset. Somehow I think you're going to be having much too good a time with Harrison.

[George Grundy]

Right, that's everything unloaded. Should I change the filter now?

[Brian Aldridge]

Do you know how to?

[George Grundy]

I've never done it by myself, but I'm sure I can give it a go.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, you better wait for Adam.

[George Grundy]

Okay. That's interesting about Josh. Not surprised he's feeling hard done by.

[Brian Aldridge]

Sorry, what Sorry, I'm trying to finish an email to the BL board.

[George Grundy]

Oh, I was just saying I'm not surprised Josh is upset about Pip inheriting.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, well, I tried to convince him it might be something of a poison chalice.

[George Grundy]

Oh, really?

[Brian Aldridge]

A mid sized farm like Brookfield? I should think so.

[George Grundy]

And what about here? Because that's not the way I see it at all.

[Brian Aldridge]

You don't see a multi million pound tax liability as an issue?

[George Grundy]

No, no, I do, of course I do. I just mean. Well, I'm not afraid of the challenge. It's why I'm so keen to visit Ralph's farm to learn as much as I can. I know I don't have much experience, but in a way that's a good thing. I'm like a fresh pair of eyes. If the future really is going to be so unpredictable, new approaches are exactly what Home Farm's going to need.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, that's certainly an original way of looking at it.

[George Grundy]

So when do you think you're going to let us know your plans?

[Brian Aldridge]

I beg your pardon?

[George Grundy]

Well, it's not only Brookfield that needs a succession plan.

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, you think I'm about to pop my clogs, do you?

[George Grundy]

No, no, not at all.

[Brian Aldridge]

Honestly, Rory, you got some gall, you really have.

[George Grundy]

No, that's not what I meant, Dad.

[Brian Aldridge]

I know exactly what you meant. And I'll tell you one thing now, it'll be a long time before you're ready to fill my shoes, if you ever are.

[Ruth Archer]

George, wait. What do you mean you're not sure? Who do you think it was?

[George Grundy]

I don't know, that's the point. I never saw who attacked me.

[Ruth Archer]

No, but we all know it was Marky's gang. That's. That's what you told the police.

[George Grundy]

I told them they were after me. I never said for definite. Now I'm going for that walk.

[Ruth Archer]

George, just because he's pleaded not guilty. It doesn't mean he isn't guilty.

[George Grundy]

I know that. It just got me thinking about it all again, that's all.

[Ruth Archer]

Of course, it's bound to have stirred things up. Maybe that's something you could talk about with your counsellor on Wednesday.

[Brian Aldridge]

What?

[Ruth Archer]

Isn't that what it's for? To talk about your feelings?

[George Grundy]

Don't you need to get to work?

[Ruth Archer]

I know you must be nervous, going for the first time.

[George Grundy]

It's fine.

[Ruth Archer]

But just remember. Just remember why you're doing it. Okay? All that anger you've got bottled up. Everything that's happened, Amber. You know, I could be so furious with my parents if I wanted to be. After how awful they were last week. I could be so full of resentment.

[George Grundy]

Well, I told you, take no notice of them.

[Ruth Archer]

I know. And you need to do the same. We're gonna have our child to think about soon. If we're gonna give our baby everything we want to, we need to just let it all go.

[George Grundy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ruth Archer]

Whether this guy is guilty or not, it's not your problem. Let the court deal with it.

[George Grundy]

If you say so. Holly. Come here.

[Ruth Archer]

George.

[George Grundy]

Hey, girl. Let me put on your lead.

[Ruth Archer]

Babe, babe, listen to me. No more looking back.

[George Grundy]

Absolutely no looking back. No, seriously, you're gonna be late for work.

[Ruth Archer]

No, Alice, that is great. I'm just surprised, that's all. Kind of lost hope. Well, don't get too excited yet. You're gonna need to have a look first. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'll. I'll be over straight away. Oh, you want to come now? If that's all right with you. I can be at the stables, like, really quickly. Well, I was just about to head off. Oh, no, please, Alice. You know how long I've been on the hunt. I'm dying to see what you found. All right, then. Be quick, though. I need to rescue dad from Martha. Yeah, got it. On my way.

[George Grundy]

Bye. Bye.

[Ruth Archer]

Bye. Bye.

[George Grundy]

Bye.

[Ruth Archer]

Bye. Chelse. What are you so excited about? Sorry, Mum, can't tell you now. Why not? Where are you off to? Chelsea.

[Brian Aldridge]

Hang on.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, you know my plan to really go for my mobile hairdressing business. Of course. That's why you've been saving for a car. Well, I might have come up with something better. Better and bigger. Now I have to go. No, hold on. What on earth are you on about? Look, if you're really so interested, why don't you come and see for your. George.

[George Grundy]

Hi, Mum.

[Ruth Archer]

What are you doing here? Has something happened?

[George Grundy]

Happened?

[Ruth Archer]

Well, shouldn't you be Milking at Meadow Farm. You've not been fired, have you?

[George Grundy]

What? No, I've got an afternoon off.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, right. So how come you're here?

[George Grundy]

Well, I just thought I'd drop by. Amber's at work and Dad's out doing deliveries. I was about to go. No one's in.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, Ed must still be over in Tembury. He's got a fencing job. And Kira's gone back to Eva's. We were babysitting Martha this evening. I had to go to the supermarket to get her something for tea.

[George Grundy]

Martha's coming over? When?

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, not for a little while. Oh, I see what you mean.

[George Grundy]

So I need to be off.

[Ruth Archer]

No, George, wait. Alice isn't bringing her over till half six.

[George Grundy]

You sure? I know it were a while ago now, but Chris still might be right. Alice might not want me round there.

[Ruth Archer]

No, I know, but as long as you're gone before she arrives. I'm actually really pleased to see you.

[George Grundy]

You are?

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah. You can help me carry in the shopping. Well, go on then, grab a bag. Ta da. What do you think? Sorry, I'm confused. What am I supposed to think? About what? The horse box, obviously. Now I realize it's not in the best condition, this thing. Well, for the money you're looking at though, you're lucky I stumbled the across across this. To be honest, a livery owner just happened to mention they're upgrading. Wait, wait, wait. What do you want a horse box for? You ain't even got a horse. That's cause it's not going to be a horse box. It's going to be my new mobile hair salon. I'm sorry, what? A hair salon? That's right. I got the idea from a couple of examples online. Them ones weren't motorized though. They were just converted trailers. But hold on now, that's okay for a tidy up or a quick beard trim, Chelsea, but if I'm gonna do styling and coloring, I figured I'd need something a little more bougie. It's all right, Tracy. I had exactly the same expression when she first explained it to me. I bet you did. Yeah, but now you think it's a brilliant idea, don't you? Well, can I have a look inside? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. It's open. So when did she first tell you? Oh, must have been just after New Year. I've been keeping my eye out for a while especially. Really hard to find anything suitable though. Well, I asked Alice to keep her ear to the ground. Give it a good yank. Careful. Sorry, I should have said mind the ramp? No, but it's perfect. It means it's accessible. Oh, what's that smell? Oh, yeah. The owners haven't kept it quite as hygienic as they might. What did you expect? It's not that bad. No, Chelsea, don't get in. Nothing in them shoes. Actually. Maybe you're right. Still, nothing a bit of disinfectant won't sort out. That's gonna need more than a squirt of Dettol. Fine. But just imagine when it's all been cleaned and painted with like a styling chair at the end and a big bright light up mirror. Maybe some faux flowers trailing across the ceiling. You might want to take a look at the suspension first. Is it supposed to be sagging to one side? I'm not saying it doesn't need work. Just open your mind, Mom. So what do you think? Will it do the job? Absolutely. It's perfect. Right, well, here comes the bad news. I did warn you it was going to be a tall order finding anything within your budget. So this is a little bit over. How much over? They're asking for 5,000. Excuse me? What did you just say? 5,000.

[George Grundy]

Seriously, Mum, the way they was talking, they probably wish I had died at New Year.

[Ruth Archer]

George, don't say things like that.

[George Grundy]

Why not? Ain't like Amber's parents are the only ones, is it? Plenty of folk have got it in from me. In fact, Alice will be here with Martha soon. I'd better go.

[Ruth Archer]

Hey, hold on a minute. So how did she react after they'd said all that to her?

[George Grundy]

Amber. She were amazing. Told her parents she didn't care what they thought. That at least our little one would know they were loved. Not like her. She said seeing how we are, it had shown her how a real family's meant to be.

[Ruth Archer]

What? Amber actually said that? After the way I was when you told me?

[George Grundy]

Yes. And she's right, too. Being there with them, seeing the atmosphere Amber grew up in, it makes me realize how lucky I am.

[Ruth Archer]

Does it? Right.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yeah.

[George Grundy]

I've got my first counseling session tomorrow. You know, from my anger issues. Hopefully that's gonna help.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, that's good. I'm glad you're doing something about it.

[George Grundy]

Yeah, I'm thinking of making a Moses basket, too.

[Ruth Archer]

Moses basket?

[George Grundy]

You know, try my hand at weaving. I'd like to make something special for the baby. Show I cared about them from the get go. Amber says it's all about the future now. Can't be looking back.

[Ruth Archer]

Easier said than done, but no, that sounds lovely, George. I'M glad you're being so positive.

[George Grundy]

Mum, do you remember when I first woke up? Did I say anything about who attacked me?

[Ruth Archer]

Well, he was still very woozy. He'd only just come to.

[George Grundy]

No, I know, but was it me who said it had to be Marky's gang or was it you or Amber?

[Ruth Archer]

I'm not sure. Why are you asking?

[George Grundy]

I don't know. I just feel something ain't quite right. You know he's pleading not guilty, the guy they've got for it.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, I know. Will told me.

[George Grundy]

Well, what if he is not guilty?

[Ruth Archer]

I mean, George, come on.

[George Grundy]

We've only got the police's word for him.

[Ruth Archer]

The police wouldn't have charged him without good reason.

[George Grundy]

You reckon? We know they've got the wrong person before. I'm not convinced it was him that attacked me.

[Ruth Archer]

Look, I know you still feel guilty about Alice, but for heaven's sake, love, you haven't done anything wrong this time.

[George Grundy]

Mum.

[Brian Aldridge]

Shh.

[Ruth Archer]

It was you who got seriously hurt.

[George Grundy]

No, listen. I can hear a car pulling up outside.

[Ruth Archer]

What's the time? Can't be half past already? Well, I ain't got any spare cash, if that's what you're fishing for, Mum. Now move out the way. You won't eat if I don't make a start on dinner. Look, I'm not that short. I only need about £600. 600? And I promise I'll pay you back. Hold on. Are you telling me you've managed to save nearly four and a half grand? Why do you think I've been working at the orangery and the tea room on top of trying to build up my hairdressing behind me? What's the problem? You ain't gonna start saying I should be paying more towards household bills? No, I already pay my fair share. I know you do. It ain't that I'm just impressed you've been able to save so much. Ta. Even more reason not to waste it on that pile of junk. Mum, I'm serious. Sweetheart, I know you've got this big crazy vision in your head. Crazy. But you need to be sensible. With four and a half grand, you could buy a decent used car. Something small and reliable. Go around to people's homes just like any normal mobile hairdresser. Yeah, but I don't want to be a normal mobile hairdresser. This will make me stand out from the crowd. As what? A stylist? Or a horse groomer. In any case, how are you going to drive around in a wagon that size? It's 3.5 tons. I'm allowed. Yeah, but you know how nervous you get just driving my little car. It only when you're with me, you're always gripping onto the armrest for no reason. I'm a lot more confident since passing my test. You haven't even got behind the wheel of it yet. It looks like it could topple over just trying to go around a corner. Don't exaggerate. I wish I were. Once I got it all fixed up, converted it from being a horse box. And how much is that gonna cost? Have you thought about that? Look, you heard what Alice said. The current owners aren't gonna hang onto it forever. And who knows when something similar might turn up. Never. I hope nothing should smell that bad. I need to grab it while I can. I'll pay you back, I promise, Chelsea. But with interest, if you like. I told you I don't have a spare 100 pounds, let alone 600. But mum, even if I did, I wouldn't lend it to you anyhow. Not to throw it down this morning on something so ridiculous. Top marks for ambition, Chelse. But someone's got to have their head screwed on. It's a firm. No. Are you sure, Alice?

[George Grundy]

I'll go if you want.

[Ruth Archer]

No, don't be silly, George. You can see how excited Martha is to see you. Go on, get after her.

[George Grundy]

Well, all right then. Martha. I know where you're hiding. Here I come.

[Ruth Archer]

Honestly, she was in floods of tears ten minutes ago. Oh, really? How come? Oh, just four year old stuff. She was upset about not being with me. Poor dad had picked her up from school. She wouldn't let go of him when I came for her. Clung on for dear life. Dear, I'm sorry. I bought the macaroni cheese like you suggested. Hopefully she'll like that. Oh, don't worry. It's not about you. She's fine now. She's gonna have a lovely evening. Yeah. And are you sure you don't mind? About George? I had no idea he was coming over. Yeah, I said, didn't I? At the end of the day, George is Martha's cousin. And now that he and Chris seem to have buried the hatchet, I'm just glad she seems unaffected by it all. That's what's important. Okay then. Really, it's fine. So is it Greg Gables you're going to tonight? Yeah, the shoot's holding its end of season charity dinner. Dad always insists on dragging us along. And what about my brother? I know you said he wasn't free to Have Martha? No. And his. To be honest, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say. Has he told you he's subscribed to a dating app? No. Well, so he's out seeing someone. Do you know who? No, no, I don't ask him that sort of thing. And anyway, from what he said, I think it's only a first date. It might not go anywhere. No, you never know. Most people seem to meet online these days. Yeah, true. Promise you won't tell him I told you? No, of course not.

[George Grundy]

Sorry. Martha, you stay there. I promise we'll play another time.

[Ruth Archer]

George, what's the matter? What's happened? Is Martha okay?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ruth Archer]

Are you sure?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, she's fine. I just.

[Ruth Archer]

What?

[George Grundy]

Nothing. I just remembered something. Something important. Something really important. I can't stay.

[Ruth Archer]

Hey, hang on.

[George Grundy]

I'm really sorry.

[Ruth Archer]

What do you mean? George, where are you going? George.

[George Grundy]

If there was a big red button that would just demolish the Internet, I would smash that button with my forehead. From the BBC, this is the Interface, the show that explores how tech is rewiring your week and your world.

[Ruth Archer]

This isn't about quarterly earnings or about tech reviews.

[George Grundy]

It's about what technology is actually doing to your work, your politics, your everyday life, and all the bizarre ways people are using the Internet. Listen on BBC.com or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ruth Archer]

Come on, where are you? Pick up.

[George Grundy]

Hi, this is George. You know what to do.

[Ruth Archer]

George, why aren't you answering your phone? I thought you'd be home from milking by now. I just want to check you're okay. You really freaked me out last night. You were acting so strange. You're not thinking about bailing on seeing your counsellor, are you? Please call me back. So you had a good evening then? You know, it wasn't too bad. Even if it was the usual BL crowd. You didn't get stuck with Morton Gibson, did you?

[George Grundy]

No.

[Ruth Archer]

In fact, he was there with a woman at the estate agent who sold him his and Pam's house. Really? I know.

[Brian Aldridge]

Wow.

[Ruth Archer]

That's one way to get over a divorce. Auntie Lillian was so funny joking about how she'd describe him in a property listing. A low rise character house in need of some modernization. Well, I'm glad you had a laugh. Yeah, there's something odd going on between dad and Ry, though. I don't know what it is. Just little remarks. It's always slapping worry down. Yeah, I've noticed it a few times recently. Oh dear. That's dad for you though. One of us is always in the doghouse. Anyway, thanks for dropping by with the book. Ah, don't be daft. Hope you enjoy it. Rom com about two people falling in love whilst pretending to be married. What's not to enjoy? It would give me something to curl up with on Friday while you and Harrison are making them most of your night off.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yeah.

[Ruth Archer]

No, it's a change of plan. Harrison's not coming down anymore.

[Brian Aldridge]

No?

[Ruth Archer]

How come? Alice.

[George Grundy]

Morning.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, hi, Chelsea. All right, I said I'd be back. Hi, Chelsea. Hello, Jazza. What are you doing here?

[Brian Aldridge]

Mission's pestered me again. The horse box.

[Ruth Archer]

The one silver, if that's okay. Oh. Oh, don't worry. No, no, I'll tell you about it another time. No, no, don't go. But unless you need to be somewhere. Not really. Got to be at the pub for another hour. Oh, then why don't you go and keep warm in the office? I'll be along in a minute.

[Brian Aldridge]

Sure.

[George Grundy]

Okay.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah.

[Brian Aldridge]

Sorry, Alice. Hen, if new hasn't had a good.

[Ruth Archer]

Time, stop trying to wriggle out of it. No, it's fine. Should I just give you the key? You can take as long as you want, actually. So Jaz is insured to drive any car.

[Brian Aldridge]

The owner's permission.

[Ruth Archer]

Do you think we could take it out for a test run?

[George Grundy]

If I was walking this way, you must have followed me, crept up behind me. It was then you smashed the bottle over my head. George.

[Ruth Archer]

Thank God.

[George Grundy]

Here you are, Amber.

[Ruth Archer]

I've just been over to Grange Farm looking for you. Ed said he saw you heading towards the bridle path. Why would you want to come here of all places?

[George Grundy]

I needed to come back to where it happened yesterday. Well, I don't know. It jolts something. It started to come back to me, but I have to be sure who it was who attacked me.

[Ruth Archer]

We know who attacked you.

[George Grundy]

Is he the guilty one, though? I'm not so sure.

[Ruth Archer]

Now, come on. Look, I. I don't want you getting in a state. It's why I'm taking you to counseling later.

[George Grundy]

Oh, counseling.

[Ruth Archer]

You are gonna go, aren't you? George, you promised. Look, I get there's stuff you're uncomfortable talking about, all right?

[George Grundy]

But, Amber.

[Ruth Archer]

Fine, though.

[George Grundy]

Okay? Okay.

[Ruth Archer]

No one is going to judge you.

[George Grundy]

Please, just listen.

[Ruth Archer]

The reason you're going is because you know you need help.

[George Grundy]

Be quiet. That's not what I'm scared of.

[Ruth Archer]

Don't tell me to be quiet.

[George Grundy]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. It's just last night, everything changed. I'M sure I know what happened.

[Ruth Archer]

I can't do this, George. I love you. But if you're not gonna even try.

[George Grundy]

What are you on about? I am trying.

[Ruth Archer]

Then stop with the paranoia. I need you to be strong. Like you were with my parents last week. I could never have told them how I really felt if you hadn't been with me, knowing they hate what I'm doing.

[George Grundy]

Amber, please.

[Ruth Archer]

It hurts. That's okay, though. Just as long as we're all right. But if you're gonna keep spiraling.

[George Grundy]

I'm not spiraling.

[Ruth Archer]

I get it. It's hard. I get you're dealing with a lot.

[George Grundy]

Then just hear me out. Everything has changed.

[Ruth Archer]

I can't have a child with someone I'm scared is going to flip out all the time. Do you understand?

[Brian Aldridge]

Well. Second gun. Ah, there we go.

[Ruth Archer]

Thanks for doing this, Jazzer. I know Mom's dead against it.

[Brian Aldridge]

All right, well, remember, I can't be long.

[George Grundy]

I've got a case of lager being.

[Brian Aldridge]

Delivered to the hoods between HOF 11 and 1.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, I know, I know. We'll just take it for a spin around the village.

[Brian Aldridge]

Smells like Neddy's Bogus in here.

[George Grundy]

You sure you wouldn't rather have a nice wee hot hatch?

[Ruth Archer]

How am I gonna fit a salon in the back of a hot hat? That's what Mum's not getting. This isn't just about being a mobile hairdresser. It means I could do whole weddings.

[Brian Aldridge]

Holiday park outside the register office.

[Ruth Archer]

No, but you remember what it was like before you and Mum got hitched.

[Brian Aldridge]

It was time.

[George Grundy]

First or second?

[Ruth Archer]

Well, the first. Remember how crowded the house was like? Everyone tripping over themselves trying to get ready. And that was a pretty low key wedding.

[Brian Aldridge]

Told her it wasn't really a wedding at all. Is that McPain the hedge? What's she doing?

[Ruth Archer]

I ain't no clue.

[George Grundy]

Joyce. We a minor.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, is it Linda's speed watch thing?

[George Grundy]

Oh, aye, they've got a speed gun. I don't suppose there's much chance of getting zapped in this thing. All right, guys.

[Brian Aldridge]

Mind you, I suppose you can't blame them for wanting to crack down on boy racers.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, yeah. So anyway, imagine a big wedding with loads of bridesmaids and flower girls all needing their hair and makeup doing. How much better would it be to have a glam van outside?

[Brian Aldridge]

What?

[Ruth Archer]

A glam van? And they're not just for getting ready before the wedding either. You can have them at the venue for changing outfits or like refreshing your look.

[George Grundy]

The street is A thing?

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. People hire them for all sorts of outdoor events. You can charge an arm and a.

[George Grundy]

Leg can, you know.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, yeah, I've got it all worked out and day to day I can still use it to go to people's homes.

[Brian Aldridge]

But. You really want to drive a run in this?

[George Grundy]

Look.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, if I could afford a little run round as well, then yeah, that would be perfect. But it's taken me 18 months, not whole of college, to save what I got. This way I'll have a set of wheels and the first glam van in Borser.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, you put it like that, just.

[Ruth Archer]

Think what great advertising it'll be when the outside's all painted up. It won't just be a mobile hair salon, it'll be a billboard.

[Brian Aldridge]

You really have got this thing, Sus.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, told you. So, what's the verdict? Please say it's not a complete dog.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, you've either got a problem with your synchros or your clutch. But the feel of the pedals, I'd.

[George Grundy]

Say it was the clutch.

[Ruth Archer]

Okay.

[Brian Aldridge]

And the suspension in the rear driver's.

[George Grundy]

Side is completely shot, even though the.

[Brian Aldridge]

Steering pill is to the left.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

[George Grundy]

What else? Your ABS warning light keeps flashing on and off.

[Ruth Archer]

So basically, in your professional opinion, I shouldn't buy it?

[Brian Aldridge]

Hang on, I'm no pro. I mean, obviously it's going to take a lot of fixing, but that means you should be able to haggle in the price.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, no, that's good.

[George Grundy]

Is it?

[Ruth Archer]

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's Mom. She must be walking back from Susan's.

[Brian Aldridge]

Maybe she won't clock who's driving.

[Ruth Archer]

Too late. You better pull over.

[Brian Aldridge]

All right, but I'm telling her you pure forced me to take this thing out for a test drive.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.

[George Grundy]

Whatever.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, hey, the electric window still. Still works. Hi, Mom. What on earth?

[George Grundy]

All right, Hen? You heading him?

[Ruth Archer]

Never mind where I'm heading. Why the hell are you driving that? You're a better woman than I am, Alice. I still wouldn't let George anywhere near Martha. I know. But for me, I. I've done so many things I'm ashamed of. I need to give George the same grace other people have given me. Like I say, I could. He wasn't around for long anyway. He suddenly dashed out saying he'd remembered something. If I'm honest, it was all a bit odd. I guess he didn't mention the court case, then. Court case? The bloke who attacked him. He's entered a Not guilty plea. Oh, yeah. Eddie was telling Mum and Kenton last night. It really unsettled them. Really? Well, anything to do with Mark? He always does. Yeah, of course. Oh, let's hope the guy gets convicted. Fingers crossed. But supposing he really is not guilty anyway.

[George Grundy]

Yeah.

[Ruth Archer]

Harrison. So he's not coming down then? No, there's an operation at work, so he's got to stay up in Yorkshire. Oh, Fallon. But crimes don't stop for Valentine's Day, do they? No. But still, he must have been looking forward to seeing him. Hadn't Jolene and Kenton given you Friday night off?

[Brian Aldridge]

Yeah.

[Ruth Archer]

So what are you gonna do? Just sit at home on your own like me? No, I figured I might as well work. The pub will be rammed. I'm sure a Mum and Kenton could use the help. Oh, but that's even worse. You'll be surrounded by loved up couples. Well, I know, but what else am I gonna do? Okay, well, I might quickly pop into town. There's a few things I'd like to buy.

[George Grundy]

Sure.

[Ruth Archer]

And then we'll go to the counseling session together. You be home when I get back. Yeah.

[George Grundy]

Yeah. Although I can go by myself. You don't have to drive me there.

[Ruth Archer]

No, I know, but I want to support you, George.

[George Grundy]

Sorry, it's just Fallon.

[Ruth Archer]

What about her? She looks like she's heading back to her cottage.

[George Grundy]

No, I know.

[Ruth Archer]

You've got to stop worrying about other people. Come on, let's get home. We're not gonna have enough time to do everything otherwise.

[George Grundy]

Actually, I might carry on walking for a.

[Ruth Archer]

Walking where? Haven't you done enough of that this morning?

[George Grundy]

I guess. But I'm only gonna work myself up hanging around the house. I'll be back by the time you're home from the shops, I promise. I meant what I said just now. All that matters to me is you and the baby. I just need some time by myself to get my head straight first, you know? So I'm ready for my session later. Don't worry. I'll be home waiting when you get back.

[Ruth Archer]

You better be.

[George Grundy]

I will.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, all right then. I love you, George.

[George Grundy]

I know. I love you, too. I'll catch you later.

[Ruth Archer]

Tell me this is a wind up. You can't honestly think the horse box is a good idea.

[Brian Aldridge]

I'm not saying I wasn't sceptical.

[Ruth Archer]

Sceptical? You said last night. She must be pure dead mad. Did you?

[Brian Aldridge]

Maybe. But that was before you explained it to me.

[George Grundy]

Seriously, Trace, I think Chelsea could be onto something here. Has she told you about these Swanky wagons?

[Ruth Archer]

Glam vans.

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, them.

[Ruth Archer]

As if you know the first thing about the beauty industry. No, but Jazz does know a lot about cars. You're gonna help me fix up the horse box, aren't you?

[George Grundy]

It's going to take a lot of.

[Brian Aldridge]

Work to turn it into a hair salon. You're gonna need a big old water tank for a start.

[Ruth Archer]

Hang on. So not only has she brainwashed you, she's roped you into being a grease monkey as well?

[George Grundy]

She cannot herself, can she?

[Brian Aldridge]

And that means Chelsea can kick start her own business.

[George Grundy]

She's worked that hard these past few.

[Brian Aldridge]

Years getting qualified, saving all that money. Have no problem lending her a hand if it'll help make her dream come true.

[Ruth Archer]

Aw, thank you, Dazza. And I want that too. Course I do. I just think you could do so many more sensible things with that money. But if you both think it can work, ain't gonna make any difference what I say anyhow. Exactly. Stop being such a wet blanket. Mum, just one question. I thought you were still 600 quid short. I am, but Jazza reckons I should be able to haggle them down. Alright. And what about the money to convert it? Even if you and Jazza are doing all the work, you'll still need to pay for materials. Yeah, I know. Where's that going to come from? Well, or maybe I can negotiate some sort of payment plan with the owner. You know, like spread out the money.

[George Grundy]

That's a good idea.

[Brian Aldridge]

Ah, that'll be my lager.

[Ruth Archer]

But what if the owner in up for the fashion?

[George Grundy]

Me and Chelsea will work something out. All right, all right.

[Brian Aldridge]

Hide your horsies, I'm coming.

[George Grundy]

Come on. I know you're in there. Ain't no point hiding. Open up.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, what is it? What do you want?

[George Grundy]

Lillian? Can I come in?

[Ruth Archer]

You haven't answered my question.

[George Grundy]

I think it would be better if you just let me in.

[Ruth Archer]

Absolutely not.

[George Grundy]

It's not up to you. This ain't the bull, you know, George. You can't stop me coming in.

[Ruth Archer]

Just you wait a minute. What the hell do you think you're doing?

[George Grundy]

Where is he? Brian, I need to talk to you.

[Ruth Archer]

You can't just barge in like this.

[George Grundy]

Brian.

[Ruth Archer]

He's not home.

[George Grundy]

That right? Then how come his car's outside?

[Ruth Archer]

Look, I'm warning you. George.

[George Grundy]

Is he through here?

[Ruth Archer]

If you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police.

[Brian Aldridge]

What?

[George Grundy]

No.

[Ruth Archer]

Then get out. Look, I'm dialing the number.

[George Grundy]

Brilliant. Don't. Don't.

[Brian Aldridge]

There's no need for that. Put your phone away.

[Ruth Archer]

But, Brian.

[Brian Aldridge]

Hello, George. And to what do we owe the pleasure?

[George Grundy]

Do you really want me to tell you in front of her?

[Ruth Archer]

Well, you'd have to, because I'm not going anywhere.

[Brian Aldridge]

George, go and wait in the sitting, will you? I won't be a minute.

[George Grundy]

Sure.

[Brian Aldridge]

All right, Brian. I'm sorry, Lillian, but I think it's best if I handle this by myself.

[Ruth Archer]

Handle what? What is he doing here?

[Brian Aldridge]

I have no idea. That. Let me get your coat. Brian.

[Ruth Archer]

I don't know what's going on.

[Brian Aldridge]

Nothing's going on. Sorry we couldn't have that cup of tea.

[Ruth Archer]

I can't think of one good reason why you give that lout the time of day. How can you bear to have him in the house? Here's your girl. After everything that he's done. Think of your blood pressure.

[Brian Aldridge]

Lillian, please, please. That boy's caused everyone in this family quite enough trouble already. Whatever he wants, let me deal with it. All right?

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, fine. I just hope you know what you're doing.

[Brian Aldridge]

Here you go.

[Ruth Archer]

You will be careful, won't you?

[Brian Aldridge]

When am I not? I give my best to Justin.

[Ruth Archer]

Yes, all right.

[George Grundy]

Bye.

[Brian Aldridge]

Bye. Bye. Right, George, I'm not normally in the habit of letting people barge their way into my home.

[George Grundy]

You're not a gamer, are you?

[Brian Aldridge]

I'm sorry, is that supposed to mean something to me?

[George Grundy]

The consulate, by the television?

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, no.

[George Grundy]

Right.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, I ask you again, George, what do you want to talk to me about?

[George Grundy]

I thought you might have guessed.

[Brian Aldridge]

Sorry, you're gonna have to give me more than that. I haven't the faintest idea.

[George Grundy]

Thing is, Brian, I've started getting some memories back from the night I were attacked.

[Brian Aldridge]

Right.

[George Grundy]

I remember lying on the ground. I remember someone leaning over me.

[Brian Aldridge]

Presumably the person the police have charged. Maybe.

[George Grundy]

Except he were wearing aftershave. The same aftershave I smelt on Martha the other night. The same aftershave I can smell now.

[Brian Aldridge]

Wait, wait. Hang on a second. What?

[George Grundy]

Do you think it was me? I know it was you, Brian. You knew I was drunk. You knew I couldn't put up a fight. You waited until I reached somewhere no one would see. And then you clouted me over the head with a bottle. You ate me for what I did to Alice. It don't matter to you. I were only trying to help.

[Brian Aldridge]

No, no, no. Don't you dare.

[George Grundy]

It' if I hadn't found her smashed off her face.

[Brian Aldridge]

You tried to ruin her life. You took someone who was already broken. You almost drove her mad, making her think she'd nearly killed three people. Have you the first idea what that did to her? To all of us? And to poor little Martha?

[George Grundy]

And you've never forgiven me for it.

[Brian Aldridge]

Too damn right I haven't. You tried to put her mother in jail.

[George Grundy]

So you admit it. It was you who hit me. I bet if I asked around, phoned out who left the pub just before midnight, you were still raging from our little running at the bar.

[Brian Aldridge]

You mean when you shoved me?

[George Grundy]

So you followed me outside and then you clobber me. That's what happened, isn't it, Brian? Don't deny it. Who else would it have been? Yes.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, all right. All right. It was me who hit you. You had it coming for a very long time. Seeing you sauntering around the village, all I wanted to do was put my hands around your throat. So, yeah, I picked up an empty wine bottle and I went after you.

[George Grundy]

You really were trying to kill me then? You wanted me dead.

[Brian Aldridge]

No, no, no, no, I didn't, actually. I. I just wanted to hurt you when I realized what I'd done. Look, it was me who rang the ambulance. I did what I could.

[George Grundy]

Am I supposed to thank you?

[Brian Aldridge]

Thank me?

[George Grundy]

No. Of course, you were smart enough not to use your own phone.

[Brian Aldridge]

What?

[George Grundy]

When you called 999, you used mine so you couldn't be traced.

[Brian Aldridge]

I still made sure you got help.

[George Grundy]

And then what did you do, George? You just left me there, didn't you? You scarpered.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, I panicked, I suppose.

[George Grundy]

Yeah. Just like I did after the crash. Except I stayed around. I rescued Fallon from drowning.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, only after made sure Alice got the blame.

[George Grundy]

Okay? Okay.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yeah, well, you seem very keen to forget that part.

[George Grundy]

Yeah. And what about the guy who's got the blame for attacking me?

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, I didn't deliberately set him up.

[George Grundy]

No, but you don't mind him carrying the can for. You think you're so much better than me? Well, now we both know you ain't.

[Brian Aldridge]

So where do we go from here?

[George Grundy]

You tell me.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, you must have some sort of plan. I noticed you came here rather than go to the police.

[George Grundy]

I don't know. Maybe some sort of compensation is in order.

[Brian Aldridge]

Compensation?

[George Grundy]

For my pain and suffering.

[Brian Aldridge]

You must be joking. After the suffering you've put us through?

[George Grundy]

I paid for that with a year.

[Brian Aldridge]

Inside, which wasn't long enough.

[George Grundy]

No. I wonder what time you get for attempted murder. You know, I might never completely recover. I still get dizzy spells. They might never go away. What's a fair amount of compensation for that?

[Brian Aldridge]

If you think you're getting a single penny out of me. Then you must still be concussed.

[George Grundy]

Even if it stops you from going to jail?

[Brian Aldridge]

Even then.

[George Grundy]

Let's see then, shall we? Someone ought to tell the Feds they've got the wrong person.

[Brian Aldridge]

As if you care. Just a second ago, you were demanding money to keep my mouth shut.

[George Grundy]

Yeah, well, maybe I'd rather do the right thing.

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, please. You don't know the meaning of doing the right thing.

[George Grundy]

How do you know? Maybe I've learned my lesson. Maybe I can't stand by and let an innocent man go to jail. Maybe I've changed. Have you thought about that? Even Alice has given me a second chance.

[Brian Aldridge]

Okay.

[George Grundy]

You're all so convinced I'm this terrible person.

[Brian Aldridge]

Fine. Fine. Maybe you didn't deserve it. Maybe I have been unfair on you. Is that what you want to hear? Well, come on. There. I mean, you're not going to prove anything by going to the police. The smell of aftershaves. Hardly compelling evidence. Not compared to what they must have against this other chap. And certainly not coming from you.

[George Grundy]

How do you mean?

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, you've just admitted yourself you're still recovering from a brain injury. Who knows how reliable your memories are.

[George Grundy]

I know it's you.

[Brian Aldridge]

Besides, you do have a track record of changing your story. First you thought it was this gang.

[George Grundy]

I never said for sure.

[Brian Aldridge]

Now all of a sudden you decided to point your finger at me. Someone whose family you've clearly got a grudge against.

[George Grundy]

I've got a grudge?

[Brian Aldridge]

You might end up just creating more trouble for yourself, perverting the course of justice. Isn't that what you're convicted for? But if your conscience is telling you you need to right this wrong, well, there is an alternative.

[George Grundy]

Oh, yeah? What's that?

[Brian Aldridge]

We call it quits. Sounds to me we'd both like to move on with our lives. Let's. Let's accept things got out of hand and it's time to put an end to all this unpleasantness.

[George Grundy]

And what? I'm just meant to forget what you did to me?

[Brian Aldridge]

Exactly the same way I'll forget what you did to Alice and all the other people I love that you've harmed. How about that? I'll even apologize if you like. You will? Yes.

[George Grundy]

Go on, then.

[Brian Aldridge]

I'm sorry.

[George Grundy]

So am I.

[Brian Aldridge]

So, do we have a deal? From now on, we'll simply try to stay out of each other's way. What do you say?

[George Grundy]

Sure?

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes. Can we shake on it? Yeah.

[George Grundy]

All right.

[Brian Aldridge]

Wise lad. We all do things we regret. Let's Hear no more about it then.

[George Grundy]

George. He ain't too bad. Why you ask?

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, no particular reason. Well, I. Well, I heard about his new job. I was just wondering.

[George Grundy]

Right, well, I'd better take this veg box to Brian. You here to see him too?

[Ruth Archer]

Me? Well, yes, I was. Oh, whoops, I'm not so sure now.

[George Grundy]

Well, sorry. Lillian, would you mind picking up that cabbage for me?

[Ruth Archer]

Yes, yes, sir, of course. I'm. Look, I'm not sure that Brian's received loving visitors.

[George Grundy]

Ah, well, he must have heard the van. Hello, Brian.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, I'm sorry. I'd forgotten you were coming.

[George Grundy]

George. All right, dad. What are you doing here? I. I just needed to talk to Brian about something, you know. I'm going now.

[Ruth Archer]

Are you? Good. Well, then we can have that cup of tea now. Can't be Brian.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, I suppose, sir.

[George Grundy]

I'll catch you later. George, wait. Hang on. Where you go in? Home, of course. Well, don't just walk off. Let me give this box to Brian. Then I'll give you a lift.

[Brian Aldridge]

This is going to keep roaring me well fed. I expect the tea in the pot's probably quite stewed by now. Mix them fresh, Brian.

[Ruth Archer]

I couldn't give a monkeys about the tea. I want to know what George was doing here. And don't fob me off again. I've been standing outside wondering why on earth you'd allow him into the house.

[Brian Aldridge]

I just didn't want another big altercation. George had got it into his head I'd been bad mouthing him to other farmers.

[Ruth Archer]

Badmouthing how? It's called telling the truth.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, I know. But George feels he's paid his debt to society and that he now deserves to be allowed to get on with his life without his past misdemeanors always following him. Well, he knows I'll never forgive him.

[Ruth Archer]

Well, none of us will.

[Brian Aldridge]

No. But we're gonna have to learn to coexist. So we agreed the best thing to do was to draw a veil over everything that's happened.

[Ruth Archer]

A veil?

[Brian Aldridge]

There's nothing to be gained from constantly raking over the past. Hopefully we've put an end to it.

[Ruth Archer]

So George was upset because you'd been saying mean things about him.

[Brian Aldridge]

Great.

[Ruth Archer]

He's going to have to visit most of the homes in the village. Why did you listen to him?

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, Lillian, please. I've spent more time fulminating against George Grundy than I care to think about. I don't want to have to think about him any longer. All right, but he is what's done is done. Let's just try to forget about it.

[George Grundy]

No, no, don't worry. I was due to stop for lunch soon, but if you've still got delivery, it's fine. Now, what'd you fancy? Beans on toast? Yeah, sure. Just let me take my boots off then. Where's Amber? She not in? No, she's gone shopping. Right. She should be back soon. She's taking me to counseling.

[Brian Aldridge]

Of course.

[George Grundy]

That's this afternoon, ain't it? How you feeling? Not really sure. Ah, you'll be fine.

[Brian Aldridge]

Just say whatever's on your mind.

[George Grundy]

Yeah, maybe. Oh, come on, cheer up. It were a nice idea trying to build bridges with Brian, but with some folk, you just got to accept it.

[Brian Aldridge]

Ain'T never gonna happen.

[George Grundy]

No, I know. You don't need to go offering him free promos for Home Farm anyhow. Just keep proving yourself to Esme and don't worry about Brian, all right? Yeah, okay. That's my boy. All right, well, let's get those beans open. Sure. I just need to check a voicemail. I'll be there in a sec. Yeah, no worries.

[Brian Aldridge]

I'm not normally in the habit of letting people barge their way into my home.

[George Grundy]

Hang on a second.

[Brian Aldridge]

What?

[Ruth Archer]

Do you think?

[Brian Aldridge]

It was me?

[George Grundy]

I know it was you, Brian.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, all right, it was me. Who hit you? You had it coming for a very long time. Seeing you sauntering around the village, all I wanted to do is rub my hands, rack your throat.

[George Grundy]

Got you. Whoa.

[Brian Aldridge]

Careful.

[Ruth Archer]

Sorry, David.

[George Grundy]

That was a close call. So much for Friday the 13th, eh?

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, yeah. Touchwood.

[George Grundy]

You okay?

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, fine, yeah. There's just not a lot to do in the kitchen. I wasn't meant to be working tonight, and Mum and Kenton had already arranged cover. Feel like a bit of a spare cog.

[George Grundy]

Oh, I know what you mean. Kenton told me he was short staffed, but so far all I've done is scrounge for empties. I'm not entirely sure why I'm here.

[Ruth Archer]

Perhaps your answer is here now, huh? Evening, fellows. David.

[George Grundy]

Ruth. Ruth, what are you doing here? And how come you dress like that?

[Ruth Archer]

Well, I couldn't come for a romantic dinner in me overalls, could I?

[George Grundy]

Romantic dinner? What are you talking about? And why are you laughing?

[Brian Aldridge]

I'm not.

[George Grundy]

Who are you having dinner with?

[Ruth Archer]

Who do you think?

[George Grundy]

But you know, I'm helping Kenton tonight. Wait a minute. So when he rang saying he needed a hand behind the bar, it was.

[Ruth Archer]

The only way to get you down.

[George Grundy]

Here, and I kept having to put you off. I Didn't want to spoil tomorrow.

[Ruth Archer]

Thing is, I didn't fancy eating at the bar. And fortunately there'd been a cancellation in the restaurant tonight.

[George Grundy]

Wait, you knew I'd booked for us to come for Valentine's?

[Ruth Archer]

What can I say? Great minds think alike. Shall I show you to your table?

[George Grundy]

Oh, hi, Alice.

[Ruth Archer]

I haven't expected to see you here. You just missed the big surprise. Oh, really? Well, that's funny. I've got a surprise for you too.

[George Grundy]

Hi, dad. I'm home. Sorry, I'm back later than I said. Did you get my message? Dad, where are you? Oh, I've got so much to tell you. Let me just hang up my coat roll.

[Brian Aldridge]

Right.

[George Grundy]

Oh, there you are. Seriously, Dad, I know you weren't thrilled about me visiting Rafe's farm, but they are doing so many things that we should be looking at.

[Brian Aldridge]

Are they now?

[George Grundy]

So they used to grow wheat and barley, same as us. But in the last four years they've started growing heritage grains like spelt and einkorn. Oh, don't look like that. They're not just more resilient, but by selling the crop to an artisan flower producer, they're making more money. I can show you the figures if you like.

[Ruth Archer]

What?

[George Grundy]

Oh, God. At least take a look.

[Brian Aldridge]

Rory, George Grundy came to see me while you were away. He wanted to talk to me about New Year's Eve.

[George Grundy]

New Year's Eve? Well, why?

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, he claims he's had some sort of Proustian memory of smelling my aftershave. Yours thinks it was me who attacked him.

[George Grundy]

Well, you told him he was wrong, didn't you, dad? You told him it wasn't you.

[Ruth Archer]

Have I got time to go home and change? Yeah, of course. It's stand up. The show doesn't start until nine now. You haven't left anything, have you? I don't think so. Oh, where's my phone? Can't believe the mum and Kent and ran on this. Well, they agreed. You can't spend the whole weekend cooking for other couples. Not when Harrison can't be here. You didn't have to do this, though. Yeah, well, I could do with the distraction too. I mean, the only Valentine's card I'm likely to get is the one Martha brought home from school today. Oh, that's sweet. I know, but still, I figured why not have a night out with my mate? Oh, got my phone. Oh, good. Come on in.

[George Grundy]

But if he hasn't got any solid evidence, I still don't understand why you told George you hit him.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, should I have told him the truth, Rory. Would you rather I told him it was you?

[George Grundy]

I just mean if all he's going on is the smell of your aftershave.

[Brian Aldridge]

For God's sake, he knows I was there. He remembers me trying to check if he was breathing.

[George Grundy]

I told you to leave him.

[Brian Aldridge]

I know you did. And what then? If we just left him?

[George Grundy]

Yes. Okay, okay.

[Brian Aldridge]

Without calling an ambulance, what might we have been facing then?

[George Grundy]

How many times do you want me to say it? I'm sorry. It was only because he pushed you. And then seeing him outside with Alice, and she was actually being kind to him.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes.

[George Grundy]

Yes, well, something just snapped. I don't even remember picking up the bottle.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, I do. It's the reason I followed you. Just wish I'd got there soon enough to stop you.

[George Grundy]

But it's not your fault. George had already brought on your angina, shoving you around. Yes, you shouldn't even have been there.

[Brian Aldridge]

But I was, wasn't I?

[George Grundy]

Yeah, I know. I was terrified. You were having a heart attack.

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, don't exaggerate.

[George Grundy]

I'm serious. You could barely breathe.

[Brian Aldridge]

It was the shock of seeing what you'd done. I wasn't so ill. I couldn't make you call an ambulance for George. That's more than you were gonna do.

[George Grundy]

I was drunk. I was freaking out. But if I hadn't got you home, you would have needed one, too.

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, and what a night that was. Not knowing if George was alive or not. Not being able to sleep. So, yes, thank you for taking such good care of me.

[Ruth Archer]

Okay.

[George Grundy]

All right.

[Brian Aldridge]

Just an enormous stroke of luck. The police decided to look into the gang who threatened him in jail.

[George Grundy]

Don't you think I know that? I've been waiting for them to figure out they've made a mistake. It's like a permanent knot in my stomach.

[Brian Aldridge]

Yes, well, it wasn't the police you needed to be worried about. It was George.

[George Grundy]

Well, did he say what he's going to do?

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, to begin with, he said he wanted money. Really?

[George Grundy]

How much?

[Brian Aldridge]

I'm not paying him a penny, Rory. But, dad, if I did, he'd only come back for more. So we agreed to let bygones be bygones.

[George Grundy]

I'm sorry. Bygones be bygones?

[Brian Aldridge]

Like you say, he hasn't got any real evidence.

[George Grundy]

No, but if he goes to the police and they reopen the investigation.

[Brian Aldridge]

He's not going to.

[George Grundy]

How do you know?

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, I don't know for certain, but I didn't get the feeling he was going to break his Word.

[George Grundy]

No, I can't let you do this now, Rory, if the police come calling, I'm not letting you carry the word.

[Brian Aldridge]

Listen to me.

[George Grundy]

I'm going to tell them the truth.

[Brian Aldridge]

No, you are not. I've already suffered the pain of thinking one child of mine was going to be incarcerated. I'm not gonna let George send you away.

[George Grundy]

Except Alice didn't do anything. I did. I'm the one who should be punished, not you.

[Brian Aldridge]

That's enough. If the police want to know where you were on New Year's Eve, you'll tell them you were at the Bull and then you went to a party with Paul.

[George Grundy]

But, dad.

[Brian Aldridge]

And don't try to thwart me. You've already caused enough trouble. Now go and unpack your bag.

[George Grundy]

Top up. Oh, go on. I must admit, this is a lot nicer than being crammed in at the bar. The only question now is, what are we going to do tomorrow night since we're not actually working in the barn?

[Ruth Archer]

No. Indeed. Shame not to make good use of the time, we could start doing the paperwork for our wills.

[George Grundy]

Our wills?

[Ruth Archer]

I'm joking. I'm joking.

[Brian Aldridge]

Wow.

[George Grundy]

Never the romantic.

[Ruth Archer]

Although, in all seriousness, we do need to crack on. Wasn't exactly ideal, how we brought it to the kids.

[George Grundy]

No. But could, considering how we thought it might go.

[Ruth Archer]

Do you think Josh is all right?

[George Grundy]

He says he is.

[Ruth Archer]

Yeah, but do you believe him?

[George Grundy]

We can only take him at his word. And Pip and Ben seem happy.

[Ruth Archer]

Pip's buzzing.

[George Grundy]

Exactly. Compared to how my siblings reacted to Dad's inheritance plans.

[Ruth Archer]

Oh, don't remind me.

[George Grundy]

None of ours have thrown their toys out the pram. It's hard to believe, isn't it? It's 16. 16 years since dad died. I hope he thinks we're passing Brookfield.

[Brian Aldridge]

On in good shape.

[Ruth Archer]

Are you enjoying it? Oh, she was great. I really like the bit about working in a greeting card shop, trying to match the Valentine's Day cards to the customers. Yeah, it was so funny. It's just what I needed. So, do you think you'll ever browse the Valentine's aisle again? Sorry? You seem to be in a good place at the moment. I was just wondering, you know, if I'm planning to stay a nun forever. No, look, no. If you're happy being single. I was just being curious, that's all. I don't know. I mean, I do miss having someone. Not Chris, but just someone to share life with. A companion. Yeah, no, I know. It's so difficult, though, what with Martha and running the stables and Then there's all my personal baggage to deal with. Hey, I. I know, I know. I shouldn't let that get in the way. No, you shouldn't. But it's still a lot to throw at someone new. What I really need is a man who already knows all about it, who understands my battles. Have you got anyone in mind, Alice? No. You have, haven't you? Who is he?

[Brian Aldridge]

Oh, Fallon.

[Ruth Archer]

Do I know him? I feel silly. Oh, come on, just tell me. It's Rex.

[George Grundy]

Rex?

[Ruth Archer]

We just had a couple of really nice chats recently and I feel like I can be myself with him. Really, it's not that strange. No, no, no, Rex is lovely. And he looks pretty fit in cricket white. Well, I just never put the two. Yeah, well, please don't make a big thing out of it. I don't even know if he's interested. You know what gentleman he is. I don't think he'd make a move even if he wanted to. Well, then I guess there's only one thing to do, isn't there, Fallon? No. No, I can't. You're just gonna have to ask him out.

[George Grundy]

Dad. Do you mind if I come in?

[Brian Aldridge]

You know, it's really not bad, this whiskey Miranda bought me.

[George Grundy]

Look, I know you're sick of hearing it, but genuinely, I'm so sorry. I know I've made a giant mess. I should never have attacked George. I don't know what I was thinking.

[Brian Aldridge]

Of course you do. You were thinking the same thing I've thought a thousand times. And to be honest, when George said he thought it was me, I was relieved. You shouldn't have to pay for one drunken mistake.

[George Grundy]

You shouldn't either, though. That's not right.

[Brian Aldridge]

I've had my life, Rory. Who knows my age, they might give me a lenient sentence.

[George Grundy]

Don't joke.

[Brian Aldridge]

And far more importantly, I made a vow to your mother before Siobhan died. I promised I'd always protect you. Well, I'm not about to break that promise now. Even if it does mean go to prison. Not that it's going to happened. I'm not wearing handcuffs yet. So I'm presuming George has kept his side of the bargain so far.

[George Grundy]

I guess.

[Brian Aldridge]

Well, there might be nothing to worry about.

[George Grundy]

What about the person who's been charged?

[Brian Aldridge]

What about them? If they're part of this gang, they probably committed a whole bunch of crimes they've never been caught for. The attack on Kenton included.

[George Grundy]

I know.

[Brian Aldridge]

I mean it, Rory. It's the police's mistake. Don't give any thought to it.

[George Grundy]

Yes, I can. Okay.

[Brian Aldridge]

I mean, that doesn't mean you haven't got a lot of making amends to do.

[George Grundy]

No, no, I know.

[Brian Aldridge]

I've never been more disappointed. Now, if you want to earn your way back into my good graces, there'll be no more highfalutin speeches about the future of agriculture. You're going to have to start from the bottom. Do I make myself clear? It.

[George Grundy]

Sa.

[Ruth Archer]

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[George Grundy]

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[George Grundy]

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[Ruth Archer]

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[George Grundy]

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[Ruth Archer]

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[George Grundy]

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