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What cake are you making? Raspberry chocolate brownie? Cheesecake Train? Yeah, it's complicated. I could come around and help. Oh, thanks for the offer. And I love that Rex in theory, but it's just, you know, you in the house with Martha there. I do a good line in made up birthday songs, but I need to tell Chris first. But you don't want to. Well, I suppose I really should now that Adam knows. You think he'll tell others? Well, he'll tell Ian and Ian might tell Helen and then, you know, Susan will find out. If this is. If we're. If we want to see more of each other, do we need to keep it a secret from Chris? No, no, of course not. I just. I don't want to tell him tomorrow, not Martha's birthday. But I'll definitely tell him this week. Maybe on Tuesday. Do you think he'll be all right about it? Oh, you mean about his ex wife and one of his best friends getting it on. What's not to love? You look great, you know. Oh, thanks. But wait until I take my riding hat off and you see what Martha calls my scarecrow hair. If you're trying to put me off, it's not working. Good, because I'm not trying to put you off. Hey. Hi. Oh, hi, Kate. See, I don't know you've been out for a hack. Yeah, I thought, you know, beautiful afternoon, shame to waste it. Yeah, I thought I'd join him. I haven't been riding much since my year on the ranch, so. Well, I don't want to intrude. You're not intruding. We're done. We were just talking about Martha's birthday. I've got her a little present. Have you? Oh, that's sweet of you. Yeah, it's in my bag. I'll go and get it. Won't be a sick. So. So what? Well, I've been ringing you about Martha's birthday plans. You didn't answer. Well, no, because I was out with Rex. So. The birthday plans. Dad said I'd find you here. That you were catching up on some paperwork. Well, I did do paperwork and then I was. Then you got a better offer. Anyway, the plan for tomorrow is to go to the playground straight from school with Martha's friends and then go back to the nest for sandwiches and cake at 5ish. With the whole family. Can we bring anything? Your vegan banana cookies would go down well. Dad's always going on about how much he misses them now you've moved out. There you are. It's just small. A rewilding kit. Make your own robin out of twigs. We do them with the younger school groups. It's very sweet of you to think of Martha. Yeah, well, I. It's from Kirsty too, isn't it? Yes, it is. From both of us. Kirsty's idea, actually. Lovely. Right, well, I'll see you around, Rex. Yeah, okay. See you around. Now, have we got enough chairs? We're expecting our William and Edward. Clary, your mum and Susan. Oh, Neil's at a PCC meeting, so he sends his apologies. Is Chris coming? He says he'll try to get up after Alice fetches Martha. Are you sure you can't persuade Amber to come? It. It's not going to be a late one and we've all got to be up in the morning. Nah, she's knackered. Oh, he's dad. He's on his way. Wants to know if he should bring anything. No, just himself. Your grandma's made sausage rolls. Oh, class. I'm glad you and dad have made up. Yeah, me too. You can't have your son or daughter born into a family at war with each other. Son or daughter. That sounds so real. It is real. And you'll make a great dad. Look at you, working hard at Meadow Farm when only a few months ago. Things look. Well, pretty bleak. Understatement, Grandpa. And now? Yeah, I'm doing good. There we are. Nearly done. Would you hang that on one of those hooks for me? Just next to the head collar. Mm. Thanks. So, any news? Oh, no, not really. It's been a pretty quiet weekend. Apart from going to choose Martha's train set with Chris. Aw. And riding with Rex. Oh, Kate, did Adam say something to you about you and Rex? He was supposed to keep it to himself. No, Adam didn't say anything, but the kiss kind of gave it away. Ah, you saw. Yeah, we didn't mean to. Oh, it just happened. What, the kiss or you and Rex getting together? No, the kiss in the middle of the yard. That just happened. I don't want this getting around the village until I've told Chris. And what is this? This is nice. Nice as in a passionate fling or nice like proper relationship? Who knows? Maybe both. Wow. Rex Fairbrother and my little sister. I might need a minute to get my head around that. Well, just don't tell anyone. Not yet. Especially not dad. He made a clumsy attempt to set us up a few weeks ago. Not so clumsy, as it turns out. Yeah, but if he thinks his Eros will create a monster, he'll be impossibly smug. You're right there. He's insufferable at the moment. Turning the smallest molehill into the Alps. Well, exactly. I won't tell a soul. Not even Jakob. But I'm happy for you if you're happy. I think I am. I mean, after Harry, I decided I was done with men. Martha, work, family. That was going to be enough for me. Wow. One failed relationship and you were sending yourself to the nunnery. It's a bit Harsh. Yeah, well, I hadn't bargained on it feeling like this with Mr. Safe and Reliable. And how does it feel? Honestly, Completely thrilling. Oh, that smile, Alice, it says everything. Hi. Oh, Kate, finally. I'm dying in here. The anticipation's killing me. Sorry, I was chatting to Alice and I lost track of the time. I've had the next episode ready to go. For the last half hour, my finger hovering over play. I wasn't such a great friend and I've started without you. Oh, I'm so sorry. But I brought wine and spiced vegetable pasties. Oh, okay, I'm getting ready to forgive you. I tried to explain to Jakob what we love about it, but calling it a police drama doesn't do it justice. I can't believe I hadn't even heard of Blue Lights until Rex started watching it. Well, the name makes it sound like it's going to be all sirens and police chases. They couldn't be more different. I mean, Stevie and Grace. Oh, the slow burn. Just kiss him, Grace. Take the leap. If they get stuck in the friendship zone, I swear I'm writing my own ending. Yeah, yeah. Talking of the friendship zone, has Rex said anything to you? What about? Oh, no, nothing. I just. I thought you might know. Know what? No, I really can't say. Alice asked me not to tell anyone, so. Hang on, is this about Alice and Rex? Yes. You do know. I didn't. He hasn't said anything to me. I'm not completely shocked. Well, Alice hasn't told Chris yet. Oh, I shouldn't have said anything. It's fine. I can keep a secret. Oh, I'm such an idiot. It was obviously a date and I was the ultimate third wheel. I hijacked their secret love tryst the other week, thinking we were a happy gang of mates going to see a film. Well, maybe I'll hijack your next brief encounter with Eric. You'd be welcome. Bring Jakob, too. No, you don't mean that. I know how precious your romantic getaways are. We're doing pretty well for trips at the moment. Eric's got some work in the Hague next week, and so I'm going to join him there for a few days. Oh, you lucky thing. You really didn't have to walk me home, Grandpa. Nothing like a good stride out in the fresh air to help with digestion. Oh, it's been a great night, George. A proper Grundy night. Yeah, I can't believe Grandma's already knitted a little hat. She was up past midnight last night finishing it. Have you Got it somewhere safe in my pocket. Yeah, Amber's gonna love it. Hey, make sure to tell her all our ideas for baby names. I hate to disappoint you, Grandpa, but I don't think she'll go for Elvis. Evening. Evening, Rex. All right? Yeah, good. I just had a pint with Adam in the Bull, bemoaning the lack of Ambridge cricket. Oh, it all went belly up last year, George. And there ain't no team at all now. I heard Adam reckons we might be better forgetting about cricket, doing something completely different. How about synchronized swimming in the amp or dirt car racing? Interesting options. But Adam's pretty set on rugby. Oh, yeah, because having you in a scrum with Jolene and Henry is bound to work out. Well, yeah, you're right. Rugby's not exactly inclusive. In fact, nothing beats cricket for that. Anyway, my rugby days are long gone. Hey, Granddad, I just need to take a leak. One minute. Yeah, but you're almost home. Blame the cider. We've been having a little celebration. Did you hear that our George and Amber are having a baby? I did. Alice told me. I'm gonna be a great granddad. What's your problem? Who was that? If we're making more popcorn, does that mean we're watching another episode? I don't know. What do you think? Maybe four in a row is ridiculous. We're both in the business of mindfulness and yet here we are, addicted. Who said I'm addicted? I hardly ever watch tv. I'm just keeping you company. Oh, that's a total lie, Kate. Oh, so you'd happily switch off the TV to do something more mindful, like play a game, listen to music? Of course, I could easily wait until tomorrow to find out what happens. In fact, I could wait a week. Let's do it then. Really? Why not? I won't have any trouble. I'm the queen of willpower. You are not. How long did you keep Alice a secret for? Half an hour. No, that was different. I assumed you'd already know. Look, if you want to compete for the willpower crown, Kate, you're on crack out the dominoes. Here. Throw me that twine, Kirsty. I'll put it in with the secateurs. Catch. Cheers. I thought the workshop went well. The kids seemed happy with their baskets. At least three of them were woven well enough to actually hold some things. Oh, but they had fun outside. Surely that's more important than the basket weaving itself. Rex, are you seeing someone? Where did that come from? I just thought I might Know if you were. That we're close enough to choose about that kind of thing. Who do you think I'm seeing? Alice. Oh, don't worry. I'm not gonna tell anyone. It's not that it's a secret. It's just we didn't know whether it was anything or not at first. And. Well, now it is. It definitely is something. But. But Alice wants to tell Chris before he hears from someone else. Was it already something when I came with you to the cinema? Yeah, kind of. Oh, great. Now I have this vision of me innocently watching the film while you two are engaged in awkward fumblings in the dark. You make it sound so romantic. Anyway, my mortification aside, I'm happy for you. Thanks, Alice. Oh, she's really lovely. Yeah. Right. Better get back to how we can improve the basket. We meet with the school kids. Or we could have a cup of tea and you can tell me where you're up to. Have you started season two yet? What about that? I've entered into a stupid pact with Kate not to watch any more TV for a week. Why would you do that? Oh, you know, toxic competitiveness. I can believe that. And it explains a lot. What do you mean, what does it explain? Why are you in such a funny mood? Nothing to do with loosely woven baskets. I'm not in a funny mood. I think it's officially called Blue lights withdrawal syndrome. What's the plan for the candles? Well, Kate, I thought one on each of the carriages and then the sparkling fountain for the engine at the front makes five. Right. It's a really impressive cake. Mum would be so proud. Oh, that's kind of. Well, the most important person I have to impress is Martha. Oh, well, Martha's going to love it. Although I still don't know where this obsession with trains has come from. Did I tell you that I had to SOS Susan for more icing sugar late last night? You wouldn't believe how much butter icing it takes to cover a train. Good job you didn't. Try me. I've only got a Garvey. Martha's been having a lovely time in there with dad and Jakob. You should see the three of them. They keep trying to set up the train track the way they want it. You? Jakob from the instruction booklet, and dad tried to recreate some scene from an old film. Oh, you mean the Great Train Robbery? Yes, that's it. Well, I bet Martha's having none of it. Of course not. She's keeping them on track. Quite. Yeah. Refusing to lose her train of thought and Jakob goes off the rails. No, stop, please. Where's Chris? Shouldn't he be here making the dad jokes? He's getting the presents from Susan and Neil out of the car. Oh, don't get cross, Kate. I can see the steam coming out of your ears. That's the last one, Kate. Alice, I think you might have to intervene in there. Oh, why? What's up? Well, Jakob's making a timetable and Martha's getting very upset when I suggest disruptions to it. What kind of disruptions? Well, crashes, heists, the wrong sort of leaves on the land. But it sounds like you're the one not playing nicely. I put a triceratops on the line and she said I had to have a timeout. Yes, time to reflect on the impact of your actions, dad. Yeah, well, you can do your timeout in the kitchen and make yourself useful. We need a pot of tea and some cake. Forks. I'll get the cups. Right, I'll go and see what kind of rail operation my daughter is running. She's as bright as a button. You know, I really don't think they need to worry about her. I can't believe she's five already. Time just flies by. I remember you at that age. A blink and it's gone. Yeah, though it doesn't feel like it when you're doing night feeds or no sleep. I'm ashamed to say your mother took all that on. Remarkable, really, what men used to get away with. Well, you're lucky to have your grandchildren so close by. I'll be sorry to miss some of those little moments of Peg growing up. Do you think Phoebe has any plans to come back? I mean, to settle in Ambridge? No, and I wouldn't expect her to. I'm just grateful for all the photos she sends me. And that you and Martha aren't running the trains to Scotland. Right. I suppose I'll be getting off. Anything good planned? No, not now. Committed to this stupid self imposed TV ban, I'll have to spend the evening alone doing something worthy. And it's not as if I've done nothing meaningful all day. In fact, look at us. We spent the whole day in the fresh air teaching traditional crafts to the next generation. Generation. And watching TV isn't unworthy anyway. I mean, compared to doom scrolling? Exactly. It's basically an art form. Just because we're not telling stories around a campfire doesn't mean the stories aren't worth telling. You could always cave in first, let Kate win. But secretly you're the winner because you get what you really want. An evening snuggled on the sofa with popcorn. She might even be grateful. Kate's not even in tonight. She's going straight from Martha's birthday tea to some book launch in Borchester. So if you happen to watch the next episode, she'd never know. It's very tempting. Would it help if you had a partner in crime? I really don't mind watching some of it again. In fact, I'd love to give up an evening of sorting out my accounts to join you for popcorn. Well, that went well. Oh, it did. That photo Neil took of Martha blowing out her candles was great. Gorgeous. I'll get dad to send it. Yeah. And the dinosaur invasion Kate orchestrated seemed to make everyone happy. With Martha as Chief of police, the train driver and the voice of the head triceratops. Oh, just leave the clearing out, Chris. I'll do it when she's in bed. Oh, if you're sure. Yeah, I thought I'd stay for bath time and then head home. Oh, did you see what Kate and Jakob got her? Slime bubbles with Glow in the Dark Undersea creatures? Yeah. Why do you think I'm so keen to stay for bath time? Invasion of the Atomic Sharks. Where do you want the cake? On the side's fine. Okay. What's this? Oh, it's just a little craft thing. Make your own Robin. A birthday present? Yeah, from Rex. Wow. That's nice of him. Yeah. When did Rex start buying birthday presents for our daughter? I don't know. I mean, it's not that strange for our friends to get Martha a present. Yeah. Did he drop it around? No, he gave it to me yesterday. All right. He went out for a hack. We went out for a hack. Just you and Rex? Yeah. Okay. Right. Look, I wasn't gonna say anything today because it should be all about Martha, but I don't want to hide anything from you either. We. We've been seeing each other. You and Rex? Yeah. I mean. I mean, hardly at all, and who knows where it'll go, but I like him. Cool. Chris. I mean it. That's great. You and Rex. Yeah, that's great. But. No buts. It's just I never saw it. You know, Rex Fairbrother. Well, wouldn't have thought he was your type. You better switch to my profile rather than hers or Kate will be able to tell I've watched it. Smart. Is salty popcorn all right with you? I think there's toffee flavored in the back of the crisp cupboard, if you prefer that. No, Salty is king ready. Yep. I can't wait. Oh, no, it's Kate. I thought she was in Borchester. So did I. Quick, switch off the tv. Where's the remote? There, on the cushion. Let's pretend we're playing cards. Here, take off the pack. What are we playing? I don't know. Snap. Hi. Oh, hi, Rex. Snap. Snap. Oh, wow. Sounds like I came home at an exciting moment. We're playing Snap. Yes, I guess. Join us. Snap. Well, I'll just take my coat off first. What happened to the book launch? Oh, it was cancelled. The author's sick. Seems like they might need to review their own 100 natural ways to stay Healthy. That was the book? Yes. Why is the TV on? It's not. I switched it off at the wall last night. It's on standby. Ah, that's probably my fault. I must have knocked the wall switch when I was crawling under the TV stand. Yes. Yeah. Searching for a. An excuse. Who wants a glass of wine? You've been watching Blue Lights? We haven't. We didn't get a chance. Ah, but that was the plan. Yes. Okay, I admit it. Oh. I just really need to know what happens next. Me too. Really? Yeah. I was planning to sneak off to bed early and watch it on my phone. Oh, Kate, I'm so relieved. I'm completely happy to admit I'm addicted. Zero willpower. I actually think Committing to watching 18 episodes takes a ton of willpower. Yes, you're right. Unlike the kids with their 30 second clips and their badly woven baskets. What's that? Oh, it's a rewilding thing. Popcorn? Oh, absolutely. Oh, hi again, Chris. Hi. What can I get you? Pinterest Shires. Thanks, Brian. I'll get the next one. Planning on making a night of it? Not really. I just didn't fancy going straight home. Pint is shy. As soon as you get a chance. Kenton. Martha seemed to have a marvelous time. Yeah, she was full of it. The whole class sung to her at school. And then it was the perfect weather for playing with her friends in the park. I've just left her in her new pajamas, telling Alice the whole story of how naughty you were crashing a train. She's some girl. Yes, she is. Something Kate said got me thinking. I'm incredibly fortunate, aren't I? Being here to see Martha and Xander at all the important moments. Birthdays and school plays. Yeah, well, it means a lot to Alice to have you around. There are all those little moments too. They're just as important as the big ones. Like when Martha made me beans on Toast. Or the day we put out seeds. Robin came right up to us in the garden. Yeah, I know what you mean. I know. Alice and me are doing pretty well co parenting, but we still miss stuff because we only have Martha half the week. There was a time I thought you two might get back together, even after the divorce came through. Not much chance of that now. No, No. I assume Alice has told you she's. She's seeing Rex. She hadn't. But I'm not at all surprised. Really I am. Well, I got a feeling there was some sort of chemistry there. Without taking all the credit, I had a hand in nudging them in the right direction. Right. Such a relief after Harry. No mysteries, no surprises. Just a kind, reliable partner we can trust to be around Martha. Yeah. Yeah, there is that. So would you really call him Alice's partner? They've only been on a few dates. Of course. It must be a bit strange for you with Rex being your friend. I'm sure I'll get used to it. Why don't you ring in sick and come back to bed? It's tempting, but I can't. Work's mad busy at the minute. All right then. How about we go for a walk up Lakey Hill? When you get back, I'll make us a fun food picnic. What's that like biscuits and crisps? Oh, cinnamon bun, definitely. I love your georgisms. I want to have fun food picnics all the time when the baby's born. Oh, I hope this isn't Esme. Needy me in after all. Where's my phone? Oh, here. Oh, it's regular. Hello? Good morning, George. I've not missed an appointment, have I? No, but there's something I need to talk to you about urgently. Right. What is it? A member of the public made a complaint against you. A report's been passed to me from the police. What for? Public urination. You're joking. What is it? The complaint was made late Sunday evening. I've managed to shift a meeting to this afternoon, so I'm aiming to be in Armbridge mid morning. Will you be at home? Yeah, it's my day off. Okay, I'll see you later. Hang on. Well, I. I mean, is this serious? Let's talk when I get there. Okay, I'll see you later. Bye. Bye. George. What was that about? Someone saw me having a slash near the green on Sunday on the way back from cider club and they've reported it to the police. What? Who would have done that? Some nosy neighbour with nothing better to do. I Mean, how is that even a crime? Hang on, I'll look it up. What does it say? Wait a sec. Urinating in public in the UK is illegal and considered an offence. Anti social behaviour, public nuisance. Possible indecent exposure. It was pitch black and I was behind the bus stop. How is that indecent exposure? How's she doing? Oh, she's been at it for a good half hour. I can see some hooves and a nose tip though. Good lass. Not long now. You look tired. Once this lamb's born you should grab a quick nap. I can't. I've got to meet with Chris Carter. I bumped into him at the Bull last night. He seemed very, very keen to get away from Brian. Come and chat about the farrier competition with me. These things always take up more time than you imagine. Well, I knew what I was getting myself into when I agreed to be chair of the Borchester show. Okay then. Have you seen Josh this morning? No. I miss him popping in for an early coffee. I wish we could do something to make him feel better before he goes away. Well, maybe we can. We're short of changing our inheritance plans. I don't see that anything will make a difference. Ah, that's it, girl. Does she need help? I think she's fine. She's doing it. Just the shoulders. One more push. That's the way. Here we go. Here it comes. Good girl. Yeah, see? Ah, right. Breathing fine. All good. How's it going? Yeah, another healthy Lamborn. Come and see. It never loses its magic, does it? It certainly doesn't. Then what have you got planned for today? Can you still spare us a couple of hours? Well, that's what I came to talk to you about. I just got a call from Lottie. They want me to work at the surgery today. Possibly tomorrow as well. Then you have to say yes. We'll manage here. Maybe we can get Josh to lend us a hand. Unlikely. Well, you can ask him. Did you speak to him at all yesterday? Briefly. Did you? Just distant pleasantries. He's being extremely polite with us. Not like Josh. Exactly. Everything is functional. Now listen, I have been thinking. What we need to do is throw him the party of all parties. You know, something spectacular to send him on his way. Like an event barn sized do rather than just a get together at the house. Yeah, real knees up. What do you think, Ben? He might be up for it. Do you want a coffee? I can get you a coffee. No thanks, George. I have to be back in Felphisham before lunch. So we'll Just crack on. So how you been? Good. I mean, really good. Thought I was finally getting things right. The counseling, my job at Medical Farm. And the baby. Me and Amber were having a baby. Right. Well, that's big news. Congratulations. Thanks. And how do you feel about becoming a dad? I felt great about it. But I guess that might all change if I get banged up again. I know having a way in the street sounds like a small thing. It was a small thing. But a complaint was made. Urinating in a public place can be prosecuted as a low level antisocial or public order offence. So that's it. I'm going back. I don't want that to happen. I've no intention of returning you to prison for this, George. What then? Well, I want to help keep you on track. So let's take a beat. What do you see yourself doing this time next year? I want to be working. Either farming or with my own business. And the baby will be here by then. So I want to be a good dad. And I want Amber to be happy. Happy with me and for the people in the village to. Well, it sounds silly. None of this sounds silly. I want them to respect me. These are great aspirations, George. Fatherhood, a relationship, a job status. But they all come with challenges and responsibilities. And what I'm worried about are patterns of behaviour that threaten to knock you off course. I believe you want to be responsible, earn respect, make positive contribution to the village and your grown family. But this complaint highlights a problem, a habit that could be damaging. That's crazy. I don't make a habit of public urination. I just had a few drinks with my family. But the fact you wouldn't normally wee in the street suggests your behaviour changes around alcohol. That's not true. I'm a social drinker, that's all. This is the second formal complaint I've had about you that's linked to drinking. And you missed an appointment with me in February because you forgot your reason being you'd woken up with a stinking hangover. I told you the truth. You said it was important to be honest with you, and it was. Once I've missed one appointment, you're going to have a new life in your hands, George. I want you to be in a position where there's no chance you're ever going back to prison. Then what are you doing here? Can't I just say sorry and you shut this whole thing down? Surely the police have got better things to do, like catching real violent criminals. I agree. And that's why there'll Be no police investigation or prosecution, but I'm going to recommend an alcohol tag while wearing it. You're not permitted to consume alcohol. But I'm not an alcoholic. That's crazy. Some days I don't even drink. And we'd never use them for alcoholics. We use them to address issues related to drink drinking habits that could lead to reoffending. I can't believe it. I'm on your side, George. I see the massive effort you've made, but I think you could do with some time to reflect on your relationship with alcohol. So I'm going to recommend a tag for 30 days. You're kidding me. It'll also look good that you've agreed to take responsibility in action following a complaint. If the court agree with my recommendation, the tag will be fitted at home. This is insane. I'm literally just getting my life back together. And I'm proud of you for that. Genuinely. You're one of my success stories. Well, I want to keep it that way. All right, that's all. Your blood's done, Lily. Keep the plaster on for at least 30 minutes. Thanks. When will I get the results? As for thinks I might have an iron deficiency. I keep getting these stupid mouth ulcers. If you haven't heard from us, give the surgery a ring by the end of the week. Okay. Thank you. Do you know when Paul will be back from St. Lucia? I'm not sure. I don't think he knows yet either. It's just Mum and Dad want to throw this massive party for Josh before he goes. I think Josh might hate that. Yeah, I think they're hoping that a big party will convince him that he's loved. I'd say he knows that, but it's hard to swallow something so blatantly unfair. I mean, I understand. I'm sure you know that I've got inheritance issues myself. Yeah. I'm just glad I chose nursing. I was never in the running to have the farm. Right. Well, I'll let you know what Josh says. Oh, Ben. Yeah? What would you think about moving back to the stables when Josh goes? It's ridiculous. I failed you without even trying. What does that mean? I promised you I'd be perfect. I wouldn't expect anyone to be perfect. All my family drink and half the village are obsessed with the bull. Why not give Lillian an alcohol tag? See how she copes without a G and T permanently clasped in her sweaty little hand. George. What? Slow down. I can't keep up. Oh, sorry. Can we stop for a bit? Yeah, of course. It's funny, I was so worried about not having any symptoms before the scan and now I'm like textbook 13 weeks. All morning at work I was daydreaming about having a nap. We can go home if you want. I'm not exactly good company. No, not before we've had our fun food picnic. Oh, yeah, sorry. I wasn't really in the mood after Reg rang. I didn't bring anything, George. You must have known I didn't have anything with me. I haven't even got a bag. It doesn't matter. You know that. If the court agrees with Reg, I'll be wearing that stupid tag for 30 days. And if I have even one drink, they'll know. Oh, a month without drinking. Poor George. What do you mean it's only a month? I'm off it for nine. Longer if I breastfeed. Yeah, fair enough. But telling the whole family I've got a tag? I can't do it. You won't have to in those jeans. No one will see it anyway. But they'll ask why I'm off the booze, then say you're supporting me, seeing how it feels to stay sober. Ah, there you are. Ben. Hi. Can you, dad and me go through the ideas we've had so far? What's this for? Josh's big send off. So I think a big barn dance would be fun or something with a smaller crowd, but still impressive. You know, just. Just something that shows that we. You recognize how gutted he is that you chose Pip. Sorry. But that is why you want to make a big fuss, isn't it? To try and smooth things over. Leonard let me in. Mum sent me around with embroidery thread for Gran. Thanks, that's great. She's in the sitting room in front of the fire if you want to give it to her. Okay, we'll do. Oh, Lily. I don't suppose you've had a chance to have a word with Josh about his party, have you? I have, yes. 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Post People keep going Even when life gets busy at Post University, online learning is built for busy schedules with support from real people who care. Become a Post person. Learn more at post. Edu. You don't think she needs steroids or antibiotics? No, no. Let's just keep an eye on her. I'll grab some of the medicated shampoo from our store and I'll drop it over to you. Okay, thanks. No problem. Morning, Alice. Hello, Jacob. Oh, hi, dad. Oh, morning, Brian. What a beautiful day. You'd almost think it was summer. Beautiful day for midges. What's that? Oh, no, nothing. Just this poor girl has a sweet itch. How are you feeling? Not bad. I saw Rex on my way over here. A spring in his step. Oh, yes. Kate said that you and Rex are an item now. Most likely the gossip on everyone's tongue. And why not? Nothing like young love to cheer folk up. Who said anything about love? And as for young. I'm 37, dad. Middle aged love would be more accurate. She's a spring chicken, isn't she. Jacob. What? Sorry. Oh, yes. How's Kate? I. I texted her this morning, but she hasn't replied. She was on a video call to Phoebe when I left. Oh, poor thing. It must be terribly hard to be so fun. Far from baby Peg. Oh, thanks for coming in at the last minute, Ben. No problem at all. I love working here. You okay with everything? You've got everything you need? Yeah, yeah. Lottie's given me a list of patients to contact about medication reviews. I saw Carol Trigorin is overdue, a blood pressure check and a lipid profile. So I'll give her a call as well. Great. Mmm. Porridge. I'm only just getting around to breakfast at lunchtime. Oh, gosh, Azra, I'm so sorry. You're fasting. No, no, that's okay. I don't expect everyone to stop eating and drinking just because I am. And I had breakfast, and just a little earlier than usual. It's fasting in the summer that really tests you. What time are you getting up to eat at the moment? 4. That is not just a little early, that's the middle of the night. Sahur and then prayers and then an attempt to get back to sleep, which rarely works. I'd struggle. I really would. No, you'd get used to it. But I will just have a quick sit down. I find that if you're not making a cup of tea or eating lunch, it's tempting just to plow on through without having a break. Yeah. So, how's Josh? Zayneb said he's going traveling. Well, it's more than traveling, really. He's got some work lined up on a farm in Patagonia. Oh, with hens? No, no, no, no. It's a working holiday farming research trip linked to eco tourism. Food, gardens, beekeeping, that kind of thing. It's all quite low tech. Sounds amazing. Yeah, I think he'll love it. But Mum and Dad are worried about him going. Well, of course they are worrying. That's just what us parents do. And they're bound to miss him. As much as I'm desperate for Zainab to go to uni, I'll be a complete wreck the minute she leaves home. I don't know how Mum and Dad will feel when I leave again. Oh. Why is it on the cards? It wasn't. But yesterday Lily asked if I'd be up for renting Josh's room once he'd gone. Oh, at the stables? Yeah. Yeah, and I think I'd like to. It's where I was when I had you know, my. My breakdown. Does that make you feel more anxious about going back there? Negative associations? Actually, no, I don't think so. The thought of having more freedom, making that move again. I'm actually quite excited about it. Then you should go for it. Yeah, I think I will. Feel. Feel like I'm ready. Oh, talking of mental health, I was reading this leaflet while I was waiting for my porridge to heat up. Oh, yes, Yes. I wanted to talk to you about this. Right. There's plans for a big push on mental health awareness this year. I want to think about how we can be involved in a meaningful way more than just putting up another poster and reception. What kind of thing are you thinking of? Just ways to get the message further than our four walls. I mean, what about those who don't come to the surgery? People who actively avoid seeking the help they need. I better let you get on, Alice. I'm going to get some lunch and then check up on how Rory's doing. Oh, good idea. With Paul away, I was worried he might be feeling a bit down. Why, does he seem down to you? Yeah, a little. But imagine they're missing each other. Yes, of course. And how are things going with the house buying? Well, I'm leaving most of that to make Miranda. She's been talking curtains all week. Oh, come on, dad. Aren't you at all interested in the decor? I trust her judgment. Have you had any thoughts about Mother's Day? Yes, I was talking to Kate about it. We went to buy rose for Mum to plant at Blossom Hill Cottage. It doesn't seem much point. You'll be off soon. Okay. Had a word with Miranda. She's happy first to find a lovely spot at the farm farmhouse for it. So the plan is to wait until the two of you move in? Or you could plant it in your own garden. Martha loves flowers, but it's from Kate, too. Well, I'm sure she wouldn't begrudge Martha the pleasure of her granny's rose. Okay. Well, let's see. I have to say, Alice, you're looking really well. Having a bit of romance in your life suits you. Maybe it's not the romance that makes me look quite well. I've been making a smoothie every morning with chia seeds in. I've never known chia seeds to put a sparkle in your eyes and a blush on your cheeks. I'm so glad I gave you the shove you needed to get together. What shove? Dad? I'm not sure how or why you're taking the credit for this. Look, I'm obviously Ambush's matchmaker. I'll be booked up for Valentine's Day if I'm not careful. Okay. Well, thanks for sorting out my love life. Happy now? Very. Now, to the next daughter on my list. Kate. What about her? Surely she doesn't need any matchmaking. I think her and Jakob are just gorgeous. Thankfully. But just because she has a partner doesn't mean she's happy. Missing out on precious time with Peg is breaking her heart. Well, she said that. I mean, she seems to be be okay with hopping on the train to visit at every opportunity. And didn't Jakob say she was on a video call this morning? There's no substitute for actually living nearby. Here's the shampoo. It's the. The one with aloe vera. Hopefully this and the ITRA should do the trick. Oh, great. If you want to come to the office, I can pay for it now. Oh, don't worry. I can just add it to the invoice. Oh, yeah, that would be perfect. Thank you. Are you busy, Jakob? Oh, very. But I'm gonna take advantage of the small window. I have to grab some lunch at the tea room. Marvelous. If it's okay, I think I might join you. There's something I'd really like to talk to you about. What is it? I'll tell you over lunch. Can't you just tell me now? Alice, can I persuade you to come along, too? Oh, I'd love to, but I'm the only one in the office at the minute. I can't leave. Oh, that's a shame. I can give you a lift if you want. Jacob. Save you taking your car? No, that's okay. I need to be at a livery yard on the other side of Felbisham this afternoon. I'll go straight there from the tea room. See you later, darling. Don't work too hard. Bye. Enjoy your lunch. Come in. Hi. Lottie said you might have a minute now between patients. Yeah. Yeah, I do. Come in. Have a seat. Thanks. I've actually got some great news. You know, Susan Carter used to have to have her own show on Radio Borsiture during the pandemic. Before my time. She was great. Really good at it. I can imagine. Anyway, after we spoke earlier, I texted Susan and she got straight back to me with the number for her old contact from the station. I emailed him to ask if we could promote our mental health drive. You're a fast worker, Ben Archer. It's just one of those things, isn't it? If I don't do something straight away, I end up not doing it at all. Well, let me know what he says. But that's the thing. He's already replied. I'll forward you his message. He seems to think it's gonna fit really well with their own mental health campaign. I'm impressed. It sounds like a great bit of publicity for us. Does he want me to put a few lines together for their presenter? Better than that. He wants a live interview with you next week. Oh, Ben, I'm not sure about that. I'm really. Why? I thought you'd be really up for it. Won't it reach loads of the people you were talking about? Carers at home, old people, construction workers, lorry drivers. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, you're right. It'll be great. But it's live and that makes me nervous. I think you need to be. You'll be amazing. I'm not nervous about being on the radio, just about getting the right balance, encouraging people to seek help, but at the same time needing to be realistic about what helps available. Yeah, but I doubt they'll be grilling you or trying to trip you up. No, don't get me wrong. I want to do it. It's obviously a great opportunity, but it's not just a case of breezing onto the show and chatting about it. Yeah, you're right. Of course. I was really lucky that we could go private for counseling and family therapy. You know, maybe I can use the radio show to do something more than, say, signposting to services. What if it's a call to action? I'm not sure what you mean. I'm not even really sure myself yet. Let me have a think about it. Oh, thank goodness. We're lucky to get a table. Yeah. Natasha says they've got a walking group in from Felpersham Cathedral. 30 cream teas. It's nice to see the place thriving, though. I still miss Fallon's cooking. Oh, her savory summer quiche. Fantastic. I'm gonna suggest she adds it to the menu at the hall. So what is it you want to talk to me about? It's Kate. Though I'm sure you know what I'm gonna say already. I don't. What is it that she'd like to be living in Scotland. Somewhere close to Phoebe and Peg. Has she mentioned it to you? I don't remember her saying anything, but that can sometimes happen. She'll think she's made something crystal clear. And I've missed it. Well, I think the hints have been fairly blatant. Even the fact she was on a video call with Phoebe at breakfast. But Phoebe called her. Kate's little knitted rabbit had just arrived in the post. Oh, it's heartbreaking. The two of them making the best of a difficult situation. I honestly think Kate's aura. Unless she actually sent you here to break the news to me. Is that it? Has she asked you to tell me that she wants to move to Scotland? No, no, nothing like that. Well, then maybe I should just ask her myself. But if she says yes, that it is what she wants, would you be prepared to go with her? Right. Well, I suppose so, yes, in theory. But there's practical things we'd have to think about. Like Kate has spiritual home. I've got my work, our friends. That's why I wanted to talk to you today, so you could be prepared when she does bring it up. I'm aware you're the kind of chap who likes to have his ducks in a row. Right. I hope I haven't panicked you. Well, you have a bit. Because now I'm wondering if she even wants me to go with her. Maybe that's why she hasn't talked to me about any of this. Hi, Chris. Hi. What? Oh, it's you. Sorry, I should have warned you I was coming. Why? Oh, we're just. I thought I startled. No, Right. I wanted to see you because. Chris, can we talk? Yeah, sure. Well, it's hard with the noise. That's okay. I can talk and work at the same time. Okay. I just wanted to clear the air about Alice. Sorry, what'd you say? I want to talk to you about Alice. I'd have said something sooner, but obviously she wanted to tell you first. Mate, I can't hear a word you're saying. Well, how about I buy you a pint tonight? Sorry, I'm busy tonight. Maybe later in the week, then? Yeah, maybe. Hey. Oh, Alice. Didn't realize you two came here together. Oh, we didn't. No, it's a total coincidence. I just wanted to share some good news with you. Martha got Star of the Week in assembly. She's just over there in the car with your mum. Do you have time to come and see her certificate? Yeah, of course. We'll have to get a photo of it. All of us together for dad and Brian. Right. I'll leave you to it. Yeah. See you, Rex. Yeah, bye. See you later. Bye. Is everything okay with you too? Of course. Why wouldn't it be? What was Rex doing here? I'm not sure, to be honest. Oh, okay. Just give me a minute to finish up here and then let's go and see this certificate. Oh, she's so excited about about showing you. She insisted we drove straight out here. What did the comments say? Our star of the week is Martha Carter, for making learning exciting for the whole class. Wow. I wonder what that means. What's she been up to? Setting off fireworks in the middle of the reading circle, Doing the tango at tidy up time. Well, I'm glad we have a daughter who gets awarded for being exciting in school, not just sitting nice and quietly. Oh, that's exactly what we'd get praised for. Alice is very quiet and sits nicely in her seat. I bet Kate's reports weren't like that. Kate is a wild child and we have no clue how to educate her. Hey, Rex, over here. Hey. How did it go with Chris? Oh, I don't know. It was weird. He wasn't all that keen on talking to me. Then Alice turned up with Martha and it got even more awkward. I'm sure it won't be like that for long, but you have to admit, it must be strange for Chris. You don't think I should have asked Chris's permission, do you? You know, before I started dating her. No, absolutely not. She's not his possession. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Hey, did you see Justin? He just left. Yeah, bumped into him on the lane. He said you'd been showing him the beaver dance. He seems to be in a great mood. Genuinely interested in what our little beaver friends have been up to. We better crack on. I'm going to the ball with Alice tonight since Chris turned me down. Fancy joining us? You're joking, aren't you? Kate crash another date? It's not a date. I promise. The more the merrier. It's still early days for you two. Believe it or not, I remember how that feels when you just want to be alone together. So a Nightingale with Kate is less appealing now? With nothing good to watch. Last night she spent the whole evening telling me what she thinks is wrong with Brian. Is there something wrong with Brian? I don't think so. Brian Aldridge is indestructible. I thought you two got on well enough these days. Oh, we do. I'm actually quite fond of the old river poisoning dinosaur. Two pints of sh, gentlemen. Thank you, Lillian. My pleasure. Now, who's next, please? Are you expecting someone? No. Why? You keep looking at the door. I told Rex I was too busy to have a drink with him and now I'm worried he'll catch me having A drink with you? Sorry, I didn't realize you had so much on. The thing is, I have nothing on apart from the Borchester show, work and Martha. My life is watching TV and making pasta. I don't even have cricket to get excited about. I see. You don't want to meet Rex because he's a friend who's now also seeing your ex wife. Yeah, exactly that. Put bluntly. But we're not here to talk about me. You wanted some advice? Yes. Kate's been talking to Brian about something important, but it's something she hasn't even mentioned to me. I could ask her directly, but what if I've missed some major signals? Can you find out for me what she's planning then? Then I'll have time to have my response organized in advance when the subject does come up. Okay. All sounds very mysterious. What is? The subject? Oh, dear. What's wrong? Oh, it's Rex, isn't it? Yes, with Alice. Look, it's the lovebirds. Oh, goodness. I'm so sorry, Chris. Don't worry about it. We've been divorced well over three years. Though the amount of time that's passed isn't always the most relevant factor. Oh, hi, Chris. Jakob, hi. Hi, Auntie. Lillian, could I get a bit of lemon, please? And a pint of cider for me. Evening, Chris. You managed to make it out after all. Yeah, last minute change of plan. Right. Well, as I've got two of Ambridge's star cricketers here, it's the perfect time to tell you what I've been thinking. Now, I heard Stella and Pip talking about England hosting the Women's T20 World cup this year. And it struck me that not having a village cricket team is a real loss. Yeah, it's a total shambles, but I can't see it getting sorted. There's too much bad blood. But I've been thinking. What about starting again with a pub team? I've already run it by Jolene and Kenton and I think it's a great idea. But won't the same bad blood carry across to the new team? I'll have to go on bended knee to get Tom involved again, but the only requirement for entry is a clean slate. Alice, would you play for the ball? Oh, I'm not sure. I've never been that good. Oh, bet you'd be brilliant. I suppose I could give it a go, if only to be a positive role model for Martha. You know, I think it could work. Lillian. Yeah, I'm up for it. It'd be Great for Martha to see her mum and dad on the same team. Right, Jakob, let's find a table. It's getting a bit crowded here. Yep. It's not just a moment of wishful thinking. According to Brian, she's desperate to go Scotland. I had no idea. I thought she was happy here. She's been talking about new ideas for spiritual home. And last weekend we went to buy a baby swing for when Phoebe and Peg visit. It's set up in my back garden. If I was you, mate, I'd just come straight out and ask her. But should I talk to Alistair first? I mean, what would it mean for work? Do I have to decide if I'm prepared to put Kate's needs above my own or it's a long distance relationship the only option? Look, there's no mad rush. Why don't I ask Alice what she knows about what's going on with her sister? Oh, that. That would be great. If it's not too awkward for you to talk to her, we'll never stop talking. It wouldn't matter if she was dating the world's biggest idiot. We still have a daughter to bring up together. Oh, hi, Kirsty. Oh, hi. If you're coming to us for dinner, make sure you try Ian's first French onion soup. An absolute classic with a Grey Gables twist. Oh, I'm only popping in for a nightcap. I forgot that Kate's running twilight yoga. The house suddenly felt a bit empty. Oh, I'm kind of dreading that when Josh goes. Especially if Paul isn't back by then. I mean, sometimes I love the house to myself, but sometimes it's just not the vibe you're after. Have you just finished? Yes, thank goodness. It's been a long shift. Well, have a good time. Oh, Kirsty, if you're after some company, I wouldn't mind a drink. Oh, great. Yeah, I'd love you to join me, though. Can I be cheeky? How would you feel about going to the ball for cocktails? I've had enough of grey cables for one day. I'm up for the cocktails, but just not sure about the bull. Rex told me he's going there with Alice and I already gate crashed one date. Oh, that's crazy. If you go for a date in a village pub, you are not going for quite a white romance. Come on. A pub cricket team. The more I think about it, the better it sounds. We should have started one years ago. Now, what do you think of the bull players? Or. Or no more bull. Two more points Please. Same again? Yes, please. Chris, you're a definite for the team, aren't you? Of course. I said I was. Well, we'll need a captain in place to help smooth over any residual bad feeling from past scandals. Chris. How about Rex? Oh, I'd only do it if I shared it with you. Chris. It's always seemed a lot for one person to do on their own. I dunno. Oh, come on, mate. I'm up for it if you are. Evening, all. Hi. Hasty and Lily. Just the people we need to speak to. So, what you having? Definitely a spicy margarita. I'll be back in a minute. I'm going to the ladies. Oh, Lillian. Yes, darling? When those points are ready. They're for Jakob. I'll be back to pay in a minute. Okay. Lily, Kirsty. What can I get you both? One of your spicy specialities, please, Lillian. Yeah, I'll try one too. Coming up. You two have come at just the right time. You'll be happy to hear we are deep in village cricket talk. You're not. Don't tease me, Rex. And my next question is, Lily, will you be on the team? Lillian, can you get him to behave? How many pints does he have? He's deadly serious, darling. We've just started a pub cricket team right here, right now. And if some of the old team are still too bitter to sign up, then we'll do it without them. So what do you say? Will you play? Okay. Yes. Why not? And Kirsty, what about you? Will you join our team of outlaws and miscreants? You make it sound so. So tempting. Oh, great. Well then, we've already got five signed up. Marvelous. We're almost halfway there. Let's make the ball players a force to be reckoned with. This time I'm in it for the fun. Let's aim to be the best bunch of amateurs having the biggest laugh in the county. Oh, Chris. Is everything all right? You waiting for me? Yes. I'm really sorry if things are awkward between you and Rex. They're not. We really weren't sneaking around for weeks. It all happened very quickly. Yeah, it's fine. I told you pretty much as soon as anything happened. I didn't come back here to talk about Rex. Oh, well, that's a relief. I don't know how many times I need to say I'm fine with it for people to believe I'm fine with it. Absolutely fine with it. Oh, good. I knew it wouldn't phase you. It was just a matter of when to tell you. Fine. Anyway, the Reason I wanted to catch you is I've had a very worried Jakob asking me if Kate is secretly planning to move to Scotland. What? I can tell you she's not. Definitely not. But where did he get that idea? From your dad, apparently. What is dad up to? He seems on a mission to unsettle everyone. Well, could you chat with Kate without making it too obvious? It's possible Kate's told Brian something she hasn't told anyone else. She'd have told me, I promise you. But I'm seeing her tomorrow and I'll do some digging, work out what's going on. Thank you. And, yeah, there's just one more thing I need to talk to you about. All right, but be quick. It's not my idea of a good night hanging about outside pub toilets. Fair. It's about Mother's Day. What would you like to do this year? Okay. And I bought a rose for Mum. And we're going to plant it in a big pot until we decide on its permanent home. Ah. But what about you and Martha? We'll do something to you. Probably make a cake or something and. And Rex? Oh, no. If anyone is going to be with us on Mother's Day, I assumed it'd be you, but unless you don't want to be. No, I do. I'd like to be. I'd like that very. Is it all right for me to come in? Yes. I'm ready for you. Oh. Smells nice in here. Good. What is it? Cedarwood and sweet orange. Oh, perfect. Right, Amber, I'll leave you to get ready. I'll knock before I come back in. Kate, before you go, I actually want wanted to apologize to you. Last time I was here, I was horrible, rude, ignorant, and I'm so sorry. Apology accepted. Really? Yeah. As George Grundy's girlfriend, I imagine you were in a difficult position. Oh, thank you for being so understanding. I almost gave the voucher to a friend. It was my Secret Santa present at work. And when I opened it, I thought I'd be too ashamed to show my face here again, but. Well, I could really do with something nice right now. The last few months can't have been easy. No. Okay, well, I've got all your information from last time. You only need to let me know if something's changed. So, any new medical conditions? Does being pregnant count? Oh, yes. Yes, it counts. It's very important. I know, so I can use the right product. How many weeks? Thirteen. We're very excited. Well, congratulations. Thanks. Excited and terrified, too. Oh, that's normal. You'll probably go through every emotion that exists. Yeah. Okay. Is it warm enough in here? It's perfect. Good. Well, the next hour is just for you. Try to be in the moment and I'll try to make it a relaxing and positive experience. Every pregnant woman deserves something nice. Thank you. Now, there's a basket for your clothes and hooks behind the door. I'll give you a few minutes. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Your sister's waiting outside for you. Alice? She said she needs to talk to you. Ah, Jakob. I'm glad I bumped into you. Saves me a trip to find you at work. Actually, technically, I'm still working. I've just been sent by Denise on a mission to get biscuits. And not boring ones. Ah, triple chocolate shortbreads, these will do. Well, if you have to dash off then just tell me how you got on with your preparations for moving to Scotland. Did you speak to Alistair? I'm sure Lovell James will have contacts up there. I mean, well, they might even be able to sort out a job exchange. Have you thought of that? I've thought of everything, but I've done nothing. To be honest, Brian, I'm not sure how useful it was giving me unverified information. What do you mean? I was giving you a heads up about something that is fundamental to the happiness of your life partner. Who also happens to be my daughter. All I want is for her to be settled. What exactly is it that makes you think that she's not settled here? Last night when I picked her up from spiritual home, she was chatting excitedly about twilight yoga sessions and a plans for more wellness activities. She's been thinking about wood fired hot tubs and plunge barrels. She certainly didn't sound like a woman about to up sticks. So why am I hearing the opposite? Could it be she. She just doesn't know how to approach it with you? Or is she hiding it from me? Could it be that she wants to split up and she's moving to Scotland as an excuse? I didn't think of that. I thought we were getting on really well at the moment. We had a very nice evening together. Yeah. God blimey. I'm sure she doesn't want to leave you. Quite the opposite. That's why I'm trying to ensure that you won't be the one keeping her in Hambridge. If you had children then you'd understand what a huge responsibility it is making sure they're all settled and happy. Hi, babe. Amber. What are you doing here? Don't look so worried. I've spoken to Esme she said it's fine for you to take a break. I've brought a picnic. Another one? Like the one we didn't have the other day, you mean? Oh, yeah. Do you want to eat it in the top meadow? Yeah. I brought a rug in case the grass is still damp. Here, give me your bag. Oh, thanks. You know, as soon as I'm outside, I start to get my appetite back. Still feeling sick at indoor smells? Ugh, they're disgusting. I can't believe I never noticed them before. Bleach, cooking oil. Computers. What do you mean? Computers don't smell of anything. They absolutely do. They smell of a kind of metal Y. Dust. Okay, whatever you say. I just hope this doesn't mean our baby will be born a weirdo. George, I can't say things like that. Sorry. But imagine if his superpower is sniffing things out like a dog. The smells most of us can't smell. He might be a she. I know. A female superhero with super sized olfactory glands. All right, Einstein. Oh, this is dreamy. I love how you can feel on holiday, having a picnic, even though it's cute. Just a normal day. Pass me a cheese sandwich. Yeah. Here. Cheers. I. I went to spiritual home today. You used that voucher I was given on a massage? I thought you were going to give it away. Well, I'm glad I went. It was lovely. Kate didn't take revenge on you then? No, no, she was very professional. And I definitely feel less stressed. What are you stressed about? Oh, just, you know, just stuff. It's my court hearing, isn't it? It's more work and my parents and everything. I suppose. I feel that you with a tag or without a tag, it's not going to massively change anything. It will for me. Ready? Salted or cheese and onion? Ready. Salted. Definitely told Kate I was pregnant. I had to because of the massage oils. Right. She was pretty nice to me. She remembers feeling like I do. How it's all kind of relentless. Every week some new thing. And the weeks carry on adding up whether you're ready for them to or not. Well, I think you're doing great. I read today that after 28 weeks it's much safer to sleep on your side. Falling asleep on your back can double the risk of stillbirth. I don't know why you keep reading that stuff. I don't know why you haven't read anything at all. I hate it when you make fun of me for doing research. Maybe if you were actually growing a human inside you, you'd be more Interested? Hey, I wasn't making fun of you. I just think online stuff can be wrong or overdramatic. You know, clickbait. I'm not reading clickbait. It's mostly group chats, and I'm so grateful they exist. There's not exactly a great community of young mums in Ambridge to talk to. I don't know what you're so worked up about, Kate. I'm not worked up. I. Baffled. Pass the mustard, please. Here. Thanks. I think beats a traditional ham and mustard sandwich in white sliced bread. Will you stop changing the subject? I'm not. But I fail to see what I've done wrong. We'll try and see it from my perspective then. Alice turns up at Spiritual Home this morning because she's heard a crazy rumor that you started. It's not crazy. Now, come on, Kate. It's not like I told Jakob you'd grown a tail or something. You told him I was moving to Scotland? Not in so many words. What did you say then? Look, you've become a grandmother for the first time. And you keep saying how much you miss Peg, how lucky I am to be living near to Xander and Martha. Well, it was pretty clear to me where it was all going. I thought I was doing the right thing, giving Jakob the heads up. What you've done is make a massive assumption. Yes, I miss Peg. Phoebe too. Just like I miss Nonitando and Sipo. But it's unbelievably patronizing for you to go to decide what's best for me, and then talk to Jakob without even speaking to me about it first. I really can't see why you're so upset. Because I don't need you to interfere in my life. Now, come on. I live in Ambridge. I'm getting the train to see Phoebe at least once a month. If Phoebe wanted to move back here, I'd be delighted. But she doesn't. And Spiritual Home is here. I know you don't really rate what I do, but it's important to me. And I've no intention of abandoning something I've spent a decade building up. I could manage Spiritual Home if you really wanted to go. Dad, you're still not listening to me. I am. And since you're determined to stay in Hambridge, even if it's making you miserable, then I think you should go and put Jacob's mind at rest. The poor man has been in quite a state about the whole thing. I wish I was coming home with you. I'm milking again this afternoon. You could have helped me do a post on this season's eyeshadow tones. I'm demonstrating ice blue and gold shimmer this afternoon. In which case, maybe I'd rather be here milking. I really like being around the coast. Esme keeps joking that they prefer me to her. Who knows? Maybe you'll have your own herd one day. Maybe. Though I think I'd rather be a shepherd than a coman like Ed. But much bigger scale. I could never be happy with just a few Texels. Oh, no, here we go. Message from Reg. What does he say? To check my emails. Quarter have issued a date. When is it? Hold on, here it is. March 23rd. Oh, that's a Monday. I'm working, but I'll see if I can swap. Are you gonna tell your mum now? I don't know. If I get away with no tag, there won't be any need. I had this dream last night that I had the tag on and started drinking. Suddenly I'm on the run from the Feds. Oh, and where there are tons of explosions. You in the middle of all the chaos, doing crazy stunts? Pretty much. And Reg didn't fare too well. Hey, you have to stop hating on Reg. I think he's genuinely trying to help you. Funny way of showing it. Maybe we should call our baby Reg, even if it's a girl. But, you know, seriously, if you do have to wear this tag, you have to stick to the rules. What kind of idiot do you think I am? No kid of mine is going to be visiting Daddy in prison. Good. You know, you're not the only one who's scared of all this. Getting the tag of messing up, of having a baby. We actually properly have to grow up now. Come here. I've got two minutes, Kate, before Alistair arrives for a meeting. Is it so urgent that it couldn't wait until after work? Yes, it is, actually. Okay. Go on. Jakob. I have no idea what's got into my dad, but I'm not moving to Scotland. And if I was, I would talk to you about it long before I ever mentioned it to dad. Right. Oh, good. That's really good to hear. I'm so sorry dad stressed you out, but why did you go to Chris instead of me? I don't know. It was stupid of me, but I thought maybe I'd missed something obvious or failed to understand what you were saying to me. And, well, I wasn't sure I wanted to go to Scotland. But how could I have said that to you? I know sometimes the way I say things can come across as a bit blunt, yes, but I know that. And I know you love me. It would hardly be fair of me to expect you to immediately be on board with such a big life decision. Well, I would just need time to get my head around it and make plans. Proper plans. I'm not very good at spontaneous changes of direction. I know. 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