23/11/2025

Summary

The Archers Omnibus: Episode 23/11/2025 – Week of November 22, 2025

Overview

This episode takes listeners through a week of eventful upheavals, family drama, and heartfelt moments in Ambridge and beyond, centered around the much-anticipated family holiday in Scotland—organized to honor Peggy’s will and desire for her family to celebrate together. Travel plans derail, old tensions resurface, and new life begins with the arrival of baby Peggy, all while the characters contend with the unpredictability of both family and the countryside.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Preparing for the Family Holiday (01:34–07:30)

• Tony and Tom Prepare the Farm: Tom leaves a detailed list for Tony, expressing deep anxiety about leaving the farm and ensuring crops are handled right. Tension is high as Tom worries things won’t be done "properly" in his absence.
• Reluctance and Persuasion: Tony is initially reluctant to join the family holiday in Scotland, feeling duty-bound to stay at the farm. Lillian passionately reminds him it's their mother’s wish, leading to Tony relenting and agreeing to go—much to Tom’s consternation.
  • "Disrespecting our mother's last wishes is not better." — Lillian (06:02)
  • "It's what Mum wanted. It's been weighing on me all week." — Tony (08:08)

2. Departure Delays and Frayed Nerves (07:31–15:31)

• Travel Chaos: Multiple family members fail to be ready on time, causing stress and last-minute nudge efforts.
• Justin’s Reluctance: Justin sulks indoors, disliking the proximity of a family holiday and preferring solitary hotel accommodations.
  • "He’s not keen on everyone being on top of each other." — Lillian (04:09)
• Packing & Logistical Mix-Ups: Missing cases, forgotten coffee machines, and disagreements about who should stay behind add comedic frustration.

3. Unexpected Setbacks: Blackpool Detour (15:32–24:45)

• Car Troubles: Half the group, including Natasha, Justin, Phoebe (heavily pregnant), Jakob, and Alice, end up stranded in Blackpool after a car breakdown.
• Making the Best of It: Despite the setback, they enjoy the unexpected adventure—cafés, winter gardens, fish and chips, and even contemplate tattoos.
  • "I’m just going with the flow, Lillian, as instructed." — Justin (24:29)
  • "Turns out Natasha had lots of childhood holidays in Blackpool and she loves the place." — Justin (14:48)

4. Arrival in Scotland – Accommodation Surprises (15:32–17:08)

• Stable Block, Not Castle: Rory’s booking error means the group stays in bunk beds in the castle’s stable block, not the luxury castle itself, much to Lillian’s horror.
  • "Bunk beds? Over my dead body. I'm having a very strong word with the host." — Lillian (16:51)
• Reconnecting with Rural Life: Helen and Tony go for a walk, meet crofter Finley, and help rescue sheep, underscoring the contrasts and connections between their farming life and rural Scotland.

5. Family Reflections, Relationships and Old Wounds (45:51–47:35, 69:45–73:14)

• Grief and Memories of Wren: Tom confides in Kirsty about dreams of his late son Wren, expressing how his grief continues to impact him.
  • "I think how different my life would have been if Ren… if he’d made it." — Tom (46:31)
  • "Sometimes it gets a bit too much, you know?" — Tom (47:33)
• Sibling Tensions: Tony and Lillian discuss their upbringing, feeling their mother, Peggy, may have held Tony to higher standards.
  • "Many a time I questioned if Mum loved me at all, but I just put my head down and got on with it… You should try it sometimes." — Tony (49:15)
  • "She did love me. She just found it hard to show me." — Tony (70:31)
• Redefining Family Bonds: Natasha asserts her place in the family and refuses to stay behind, insisting Tom must share child care responsibilities.

6. Resilience, Adventure, and New Connections (19:22–45:25)

• Life on the Croft: Helen and Tony bond with Finley, who juggles crofting and firefighting after a divorce. They reflect on the differences and similarities between their lifestyles.
  • "I was five years working for an architectural practice down in Glasgow. But the minute my divorce came through, I was straight back up here. The river, the glens, the crags. They’re home." — Finley (42:46)
• Sheep Rescue Drama: In the dark and rain, Leonie climbs a hillside to rescue a missing ewe, an act that instills pride and proves her resilience.
  • "I rescued her… I just saved a life. Don’t you think that’s amazing? I mean, me, I actually saved a life." — Leonie (58:52)

7. Birth of Baby Peggy (52:00–61:10)

• Phoebe Goes into Labour in Blackpool: As family members scramble to reach her, Phoebe bravely gives birth with the support of Alice and Jakob—Kate misses the birth but arrives by taxi, delighted and emotional.
  • "She’ll be as exhausted as you. It’s not called labor for nothing." — Jakob (59:43)
  • "Brody and I already decided that if it was a girl, we would call her Margaret, or Peggy for short." — Phoebe (61:05)
  • "Welcome to the world, my beautiful little Peggy." — Kate (61:22)

8. Resolution, Growth, and Looking Forward (63:02–73:14)

• Exhausted but Content: The group reflects on the unpredictability, challenges, and joys of the week. Even Lillian, initially dissatisfied, accepts that the holiday brought the family closer just as Peggy wished.
  • "What Mum knew exactly what she was doing—making us come on this holiday. There’s nothing more important." — Tony (73:03)
• New Beginnings: Relationships evolve—Leonie is emboldened, Helen’s time with Finley stirs emotion, and Lillian resolves to challenge James about his marriage.
  • "If you can’t tell him, who can?" — Tony (64:54)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Lillian on family unity: "At our age, these opportunities should be grasped with both hands." (07:15)
• Tom's ongoing grief: "Sometimes it gets a bit too much, you know?" (47:33)
• Leonie's triumph: "I just saved a life… I actually did it." (58:52)
• Welcome, baby Peggy: "We already decided that if it was a girl, we would call her Margaret, or Peggy for short… Welcome to the world, my beautiful little Peggy." — Phoebe & Kate (61:05, 61:22)
• Tony and Lillian’s closure: "She did love me. She just found it hard to show me." — Tony (70:31)
• Final thoughts on family: "There’s nothing more important." — Lillian (73:14)

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | |-------------------------------------------|--------------------| | Preparing and packing for the trip | 01:34–09:01 | | Holiday logistics and travel woes | 09:02–15:31 | | Breakdown and Blackpool adventure | 15:32–24:45 | | Scottish arrival and bunk beds | 15:32–17:08 | | Encounters with the crofter, Finley | 17:49–20:02, 41:00–45:25 | | Carer rotation and family arguments | 45:51–49:04 | | Phoebe’s labor and birth | 52:00–61:22 | | Leonie’s sheep rescue | 57:11–58:52 | | Reflections on Peggy, parenting, family | 69:45–73:14 |

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Conclusion

This eventful episode is rich in family dynamics, the unpredictability of rural life, humor, and poignant moments. From packing mishaps and holiday detours to heartfelt reconciliations and the joyous arrival of the next generation, it embodies The Archers’ enduring themes of resilience, change, and the unbreakable bonds of family.

Transcript

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Sorry. Tom. Dad.

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Finally.

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I was helping Jack and Henry take their stuff into the farmhouse. I'm writing you a list. Yeah, I can't see what needs harvesting. Pak choy, spinach, most of the kale.

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But check it first.

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Okay. The carrots, as and when.

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And, oh, and don't forget the beetroot.

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I'm glad Mum paid for some cover. What a nightmare finding people, though. Good job the agency came up trumps. Well, I definitely need help here while you're gadding about in the wilds of Scotland. Actually, we'll be gadding about in a luxury castle. From what Rory sent round, I'm sure you, Helen and Natasha will have great fun if you could steer clear of Hazel. Ah, I forgot about Hazel. Yeah, but don't worry about the girls. Mum and I can't wait for some special Granny and Granddad time. Oh, we're really grateful, Dad. I know it's a lot. We'll have our own break in the New year. Pembrokeshire again, hopefully. Shouldn't you be getting ready? I thought Jakob wanted to get away soon after 12. Natasha's still packing, so there's no rush, really. And I haven't finished this list yet, have I? Haven't you? Not by a long way. Oh, dear.

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I've made a pot of tea. Aob, Would you like a cup?

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No, no, thanks.

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Well, do help yourself to anything in the kitchen.

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Thanks. And thank you for letting us all rendezvous here. Lillian.

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I thought people could wait in the sitting room, but everyone apart from Justin seems to have gone walkabout. Oh. Oh, goodness. Is that the rocking crib from.

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From Brian, yeah.

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Oh, lucky Phoebe.

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Fortunately, these people carriers are very roomy and actually quite luxurious.

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Yeah, yeah, Kate's friend has done us proud.

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They'll make the journey a lot smoother.

[B]

Now, where do you want our suitcases? Which vehicle are Justin and I in?

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Well, it doesn't matter. We're all going to the same place.

[B]

It's you and Tom driving, isn't it? And. And when are we aiming to leave?

[A]

Well, we haven't got everyone's luggage yet. No.

[B]

Oh, well, I've seen Helen and Alice dropping cases off.

[A]

Well, Rory overslept, so Kate's cheeving him along now.

[B]

It was his birthday on Friday. I expect he's been out on the town all weekend with Paul.

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It's a shame that Brian had to pull out.

[B]

Yeah, well, I wanted to take him whiskey tasting on his birthday, but not with Gal.

[A]

It was in agony. Yeah, although the meds are helping. So Justin's inside, did you say? I haven't seen him this morning.

[B]

I'm still sulking, I'm afraid.

[A]

Because he wanted to fly.

[B]

Well, we both did, until I was made to realize that the journey was part of the holiday. Unfortunately, he can't see that, and I caught him looking at hotel accommodation.

[A]

He doesn't want to stay in the historic castle.

[B]

He's not keen on everyone being on top of each other.

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I know what he means.

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Oh, we'll be fine, darling. It's a proper family holiday. And I can't wait. Now, shall I round people up?

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Well, I need Tom and Natasha's cases. Then I'll know what's what luggage wise.

[B]

Oh, damn.

[A]

Forgotten my coffee machine.

[B]

Oh, you don't need that, darling. It's all mod cons at this castle.

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No, sorry, but I need my coffee the way I like it. I shan't be long.

[B]

Wait, should I pop over to Bridge Farm, give Tom a nudge? Yeah.

[A]

Yes, please. Okay, but if we get stuck with the technology, we can ask Henry if he's in the mood to help. Shall I have that list? Oh, right, yeah. There's this. Okay. And on the back. Huh? And one about the sprouts.

[B]

So this is where you're hiding, are you, Natasha? Ready to go, Tom? Hey, Auntie Lillian.

[A]

Yeah, nearly. He's busy teaching me to suck eggs. Lillian, this is important. Dad. We don't want the sprouts getting too.

[B]

Big and we need enough for the Christmas orders, so make sure you count.

[A]

The stems and you'll have to judge.

[B]

When to cut the sprout tops.

[A]

I have done this before. It's best if you make that judgment. D Don't let the casuals decide.

[B]

But the farm will be fine, Tom. Your dad can always ring you, can't he?

[A]

I won't have time to ring anyone if I've got all that to do. Supervise carefully, dad. That's all I'm saying. While you're relaxing in the Scottish countryside.

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Well, you didn't want to come, Tony.

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I didn't realise I'd be flat out in the polytunnels 24 7.

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Well, you've got some help, haven't you?

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He's got loads now, apparently. I can't let anyone do anything without looking over their shoulders. And I don't need a whole page of notes about Brussels sprouts. Oh, and don't forget the last of the tomatoes. Here, I'll add them to the list. Please don't.

[B]

Then you can tick things off when they're done.

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You can manage that, can't you, Tom? Sorry. Tell me, Lillian, what in heaven's name was Mum thinking when she insisted on this wretched holiday?

[B]

You know very well, Tony. She wanted her family, our family, to have some time away, to relax together. Which is a wonderful idea and will do us all the power of good.

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While the rest of us have to slog our guts out. Come on, Dad. I just want things done properly. Tom's got so much for me to check on. I may as well sleep up at the polytunnels.

[B]

Then maybe Tom should stay here. What? Well, if you want things done properly, you stay here, Tom, and your dad can come to Scotland.

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I can't not go.

[B]

Your father ought to be coming anyway. Because our mother wanted him to. And he was our only son. I mean, it wasn't some offhand comment, you know, Tony, she put this holiday in her will.

[A]

We realise that, Lillian, so you should respect it. We do. But dad doesn't want to go on holiday. It's not that I don't want to go, it's just better this way.

[B]

Disrespecting our mother's last wishes is not better. But what about my wishes? As your only remaining sister, Lilly, I mean, I would like to spend some quality time with you somewhere other than Ambridge.

[A]

Let her be lovely.

[B]

But at our age, these opportunities should be grasped with both hands.

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Don't you see? Okay, but.

[B]

But do you see? Really?

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Well, now you've said all that, Yes, I do see.

[B]

So why not come? He can't.

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I don't know. I mean, I suppose maybe I ought to.

[B]

What? Is that a yes?

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Okay, yes, I'll come. Ah.

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Hooray.

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Dad, you can't.

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You won't regret it, darling. Now hurry up and pack. You can have your bliss back now. Tom.

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No, hang on, Auntie Lillian.

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See you at mine, Tony.

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I better break the news to Pat. Dad, just because Auntie Lillian says something doesn't mean we have to do it. But she's right. It's what Mum wanted. It's been weighing on me all week. So I'm sorry, Tom. I don't think we've got a choice.

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Oh, I can't wait to see this castle. I mean, I haven't stopped all year, so. A whole week of doing nothing. Oh, Bliss. Should I bring our pillows? We might not sleep if the posh ones are too soft.

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We've got a problem.

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Don't worry. The girls will settle down with Pat, and Jack and Henry have promised to help. Oh, I'm so looking forward to getting to know people better. I only ever get a quick chat with Alice and Kate, let alone Rory. And I'm not sure I've ever met James and Leonie.

[A]

Dad wants to come to Scotland.

[B]

Sorry, Auntie.

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Lillian twisted his arm. He's packing right now.

[B]

What? Well, I mean, I'd love him to come, but who's going to look after Bridge Farm? Pat'll have enough on her plate with the kids. Exactly. So what's going to happen?

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I don't know.

[B]

Helen won't stay behind. She's as desperate for a holiday as I am.

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Auntie Lillian went on and on about how Gran wanted her family spending time together.

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Right. Yeah.

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It's all about family, apparently.

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Is it?

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Reconnecting and all that?

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Okay, so.

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So how would you feel?

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What?

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How would you feel about staying?

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Me?

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Yeah.

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Because I'm not family. Not directly, but I am family, Tom. Your cousins are my cousins. Your aunties and uncles are mine. That's what happens when you get married and have children. I know, I know.

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I'm sorry. It's a real shame.

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So Lillian thinks I should stay at home.

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I can't remember what was said exactly.

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Okay, one of us has to stay, but not necessarily me. Is that it? What happened exactly, Tom?

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Oh, I. I was telling dad what's.

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Needed for the shop and Bridge Fresh.

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And how he needs to be on top of it. And he was being all grumpy about it. You know what my dad's like. And Lillian thought. Well, she thought he'd be better off in Scotland.

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Ah, well, you see, Helen and I did our handovers last week. We're all organized, aren't we? Whereas you don't seem to have got things sorted with Tony.

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He needed a few reminders.

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If it's the veg that's the problem, that's your responsibility. Henry can help you out.

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What? No, no. He'll be unbearably awkward with me, whereas he's fine with you. Plus, we know that girls can be a real handful, so don't you think it's best.

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No, no, no, no, no. Don't you dare. Tom, I am going on this holiday whether you like it or not.

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Come on, please.

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They're your daughters too. If you're that worried, you can help your mum yourself.

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Natasha.

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I can't believe you're bringing a coffee machine on holiday.

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Jakob, I will make you the best coffee you've ever had.

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That's fighting. Talk to someone who runs a cafe.

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Okay. One of the best.

[B]

Well, that's still brave. But don't worry, I'll just be happy for someone else to be on coffee duty. So where is everybody?

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All I know is Justin's inside sulking.

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Oh, dear. He doesn't want to come.

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He's far too busy, he says.

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Aren't we all?

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Natasha, I can't tell you how many extra hours I put in so that I'm free for the whole week.

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Yep.

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So it's very frustrating that no one's ready on time.

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Sorry I was a bit late, by the way.

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No, no, I. I heard about the Tom Tony situation.

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It wasn't pretty.

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Kate's on the phone now changing the other driver's name to Tony.

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Right, well, I will take one for the team and I will go and cheer up Justin.

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Now you're the brave one.

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Come on, Tony, where the hell are you?

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Everyone's waiting outside.

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Yeah, I know.

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I'm losing the will to live. Rory's finally turned up. The luggage is packed. Hello?

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Tony, where are you?

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With the Anguses.

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Sorry.

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We've had to get them in. Then I need to settle them.

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We're all waiting.

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How long will you be? Only an hour, I reckon. Watooney. Sorry, but if you want me to come, you just have to wait. No, no. This way, girls. Sorry, gotta go.

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Crying out loud.

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It'll be pitch black when we arrive. And these places are horrendous to find at the best of times.

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Yeah, I know.

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Well, we could go without him.

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What? Absolutely not.

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We might be driving around the Scottish countryside all night.

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Well, then we'll go tomorrow. Sorry, I Mean it, Jacob. I want my brother with me for this holiday. So we all travel together or no one travels at all.

[A]

Where are you going?

[B]

I need to sit in the garden to calm down.

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But who's telling everyone to come back tomorrow?

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You are. Oh, I knew it was a bad idea heading off from the services.

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Separately, please, Lillian, you've said that a million times. How were we to know Jakob's car.

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Wouldn'T start the breakdown people will be there by now.

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Helen's right. They'll only be a few hours behind us.

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I wish Justin had. Ring me. Although my signal's terrible. Everyone's at the a bit patchy. We already wasted a day because of your blessed Angus's tone.

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It couldn't be helped. Plus, that car was always going to break down whichever day we left. Just be glad you're in this one.

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We'll get into the accommodation and then cook a lovely meal for when they arrive. It'll be nice to see James and Leone, won't it?

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Are they meeting us at the castle?

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Oh, yeah. I'm so looking forward to seeing them. Ah, this scenery. It is glorious.

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You'd think we'd be used to the countryside, but this is something else.

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Shall I wait? Rory and Kate, I mean, they're missing a tree. Oh, let them sleep, darling. They can do the cooking when we arrive.

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Good idea.

[B]

Isn't it funny that we practically passed Phoebe's house back there? Yeah, she says it's a couple of miles off the main road. You know, we could have dropped off the baby gifts with Brody. Nope. They're all in the other car. I saw Jakob loading them up. Oh, what a shame.

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Why isn't Brody coming on this holiday?

[B]

Oh, he's saving his annual leave when the baby comes.

[A]

Oh, makes sense.

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Oh, Lillian, your signal's back. Yes, who it is? Justin. Where are you?

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On our way to Blackpool.

[B]

Sorry?

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We're getting towed to Blackpool. Don't ask me why. Although it's better for Phoebe to have a rest somewhere other than a service station.

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Poor Phoebe.

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Can't they fix the car? No, they're finding us a replacement in Blackpool. Yakov's been on to the car hive woman for at least an hour.

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Oh, how ridiculous.

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I'll get the chap to drop me off at the railway station so I can head home.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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I can't bear this hanging around.

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Lily, I will see you at the castle tonight or else.

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Really?

[B]

Yes. How's Phoebe? Kate's been worrying.

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Oh, she's fine. Alice is keeping an eye everyone's pretty fed up then? Actually, they're all quite chipper, Tony. Turns out Natasha had lots of childhood holidays in Blackpool and she loves the place.

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Well, then you can go with a flow, can't you?

[A]

Oh. So how far are you from this luxury establishment?

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Actually, I think that might be it. On top of the hill. Oh, heavens. Oh, it's spectacular. Well, that settles it. Justin, you have got to come and see this. Hi, everyone. I've been waiting for you. Oh, Leonie, darling, you've beaten us doing.

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Hi there, Leonie. Hello.

[B]

Oh, you're looking well. How's your back? All better, thanks. I thought you were arriving yesterday. Ah, we lost a day, unfortunately. Oh, how are you? Fine. So you've already got the keys? Yes, I arrived at this morning. But we're in the stable block, not the castle. Really? Oh, well, it still looks amazing. Are you sure you booked the right place?

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Rory did the booking.

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Well, I'll take these bags in and have a look. It's all open, Helen. Thank you. So. So where's James? He's out exploring already. James? Oh, no, he was never going to come. He spent all summer in New Zealand, so it'll do him good to have some time with his son. Right.

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Impressive boots, Leonie.

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Ah, aren't they? Proper hiking boots. But so comfortable. Some friends and I did the Three Peaks Challenge last year and I totally caught the bug.

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Good for you. I'm happy just to do some fishing. Were you on the same plane from London as Hazel?

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Actually, I emailed her my travel plans last week. She never replied.

[A]

Sounds like Hazel.

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Um, there's only four bedrooms, so we'll have to share. What? Yeah, I thought it was odd. What's worse? Okay, there's no easy way to say this. It's bunk beds.

[A]

Bunk beds?

[B]

Over my dead body. I'm having a very strong word with the hose.

[A]

Bunk beds?

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Seriously, I don't mind. I'm just loving the country air. Anyway, I've mapped out a route for a short hill walk, so. So I'll catch up with you later. Yeah, yeah. See you then, Leonie.

[A]

Bye. Sorry, love, but we do have another problem.

[B]

What's that?

[A]

I don't see your case here. Or Rory's. And I think this is Alice's. And we've got Jakob's coffee machine.

[B]

You mean all my stuff is in Blackpool?

[A]

Well, you'll have it by this evening, won't you?

[B]

Oh, I. Now I don't need to worry about unpacking yet?

[A]

No, but I need to stretch me legs after that drive. So, how about a walk down to the river?

[B]

I would love that, dad.

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Goodness me.

[B]

This place is magical. The river's so clear.

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Perfect fish spot.

[B]

You brought your gear?

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Oh, yeah. Your mum got it out of the shed.

[B]

Except, oh, it's in Jakob's car.

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Well, there's always tomorrow. Just look at that view.

[B]

We must take photos for Mum and the boys.

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And Tom.

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We were barely out of Borse when Henry texted to say Tom's in a mood.

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I suppose it's to be expected.

[B]

Oh, I can hear sheep.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, up the hill a little. Look, now. I thought there'd be Scottish blackface up here. No, no, he's the sheepdog.

[B]

Oh. Hello, you.

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I think he's trying to round us up.

[B]

He is? How funny.

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Aye, aye. Oh, sorry about Dash.

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No, no, he's fine.

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Dash, lie down. Good boy. Dutch. We're not trespassing, are we? Oh, not at all. I'm just checking my new flock. Are you stopping up at a castle?

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We thought we were.

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Oh, in the stables, eh? That happens all the time. Oh, dear. Do you live nearby? I have a croft up the way. These are my new Northies, but they're running us raggedy. Dash. I expected Scottish blackface up here. Well, aye, that's the usual. So I'm trying out some Cheviots, though. More meat on them. Ah, north country cheviots. Hence Northies. Oh, you know your sheep, then?

[B]

Well, we've got a farm down in Borsetshire.

[A]

No, really?

[B]

Yeah, we've been organic since 1984. Dairy, lots of veg, and we've got.

[A]

Some Anguses and a few goats. Oh, Angus is magnificent. The best. I've done a few Highlands myself.

[B]

Ah, sorry, dad, but I love Highlands.

[A]

Oh, you and me both.

[B]

But apart from my Montes, of course, we have Mont Belliards for my cheese.

[A]

Oh, proper dairy. Yeah. I'm Finley, by the way.

[B]

Hello. And my dad, Tony.

[A]

Oh, nice to meet you, Finley. Tell me, are we allowed to fish here? Oh, sure. This is a fine spot.

[B]

Oh, unfortunately, though, dad hasn't got his fishing gear today.

[A]

Oh, well, what am I really? Hi.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

Give me 40 minutes, I'll bring you to you.

[B]

Oh, you sure?

[A]

Of course. Wasn't the weather stunning at the weekend? Maybe before. Seize the moment, I say. Well, if it's no trouble. Oh, it's no trouble at all. I'll see you in a wee while. Come on, Dash. Come on. What a lovely chap. Yeah. Wow.

[B]

Hello. Who's that? I've made some tea. It's Leonie. Oh, Tony and Helen with you? Afraid not. You're stuck with me. Don't be silly, darling. I've been looking forward to catching up with you. What did the host say? Well, it is Rory's mistake. It was always the stables, which is why it was so cheap. I thought so. I meant to ask, should we two share a room? I thought that I'd share with Helen. Thanks. Oh, okay. Well, I'm sure Kate and I will be fine. And then there's Tony and Rory. Aren't there four rooms? Well, we're leaving one for Hazel. No one will want to share with her. Linda mentioned you're all coming up to Ambridge for Christmas. Mungo and I. Yes. James will no doubt be busy. Well, he does have a stressful job, Leone. Does he? And you do have an expensive home. Ah, now, that explains why he's always in the office. Or in New Zealand. Or anywhere but with us. I'm sorry. I feel like we're getting off on the wrong foot again, darling. Really? So James didn't want to come to Scotland? No. Despite promising me he would. Yep. Well, he was probably trying to save my feelings. He knows how important this holiday is to me. That'll be it. Thanks so much for lending dad your fishing gear.

[A]

Oh, not at all. May as well get some use. Can you see the ladies? Not sure.

[B]

Ladies?

[A]

Ah, it's grayling. They're called the ladies of the stream. His beautiful colors on their fin. The river's teeming with them right now.

[B]

You know, I've always wondered about crofting. You know, it's such a completely different way of life.

[A]

Pure joy for me.

[B]

So your croft, it's on the castle estate? I.

[A]

Just along from your stable block.

[B]

Really, dad. Finley's croft is near the stables.

[A]

You'll scare the fish.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Listen, come and see it later in the week if you like.

[B]

Seriously? We'd love to.

[A]

Good. Well, I best get on. New flock aren't used to this terrain, so me and Dash have got our work cut out.

[B]

Well, I would help you, but I don't know a lot about sheep. I mean. I mean, I'd love to learn, but.

[A]

I might hold you to that, Helen. Drop by when it suits, eh?

[B]

We will. Thanks.

[A]

Cheers, Tony. Oh, bye now. And. And thanks. Made yourself.

[B]

Should we be eating that, Tony? Aren't you supposed to throw it back?

[A]

Finley said it would be fine. And thanks for cooking, Helena. I'm completely shattered.

[B]

I'm only baking it in foil. Kate's planning a big meal later when the others arrive, so it's just a snack, really. If you say so.

[A]

Why don't you set up Jakob's coffee machine?

[B]

Lilian, I honestly can't be bothered.

[A]

No word from Justin?

[B]

I've got no signal anywhere and I can't get the WI fi to work.

[A]

Oh. Oh, my phone's got a couple of bars now. Let's ring him. Just in. Justin. Oh, here we are. I'll put it on speakerphone.

[B]

Everyone deserted me this afternoon. Kate and Rory went off shopping. I should have gone with them. They're only food shopping, Lillian. Still. Hello? Oh, darling, darling, when are you arriving? When are you coming? Just Justin. What's what? What's that noise? Where are you?

[A]

I'm watching Jakob and Alice in a terrifying, sweet new round thingy.

[B]

You never stell in Blackpool. Well, what's happened to the replacement car?

[A]

Still waiting. So we went to the winter gardens and now Natasha's treating us to fish and chips.

[B]

But when are you leaving Blackpool?

[A]

No idea. I'm just going with the flow, Lillian, as instructed. How's that spectacular castle?

[B]

Slight problem. We're in bunk beds.

[A]

What?

[B]

It's not what we thought.

[A]

Oh, well, anyway, here's Natasha with my chips. My darling. Always spontaneous.

[B]

Another day of our holiday lost. How could Rory mess up like that? And I don't mind sharing with Kate, but her stuff's everywhere.

[A]

Come on, Lillian. You can't beat this location. It's glorious.

[B]

You think this is what Mum wanted for us?

[A]

She wanted us to enjoy ourselves. And I've had the best afternoon in ages.

[B]

Yeah, me too.

[A]

Maybe you should try and go with the flow as well, eh? Ah, basically, she'll be in touch as soon as the replacement's ready. Oh, I wish Kate had used a proper car hire firm.

[B]

It is proper, Jakob. It's just new. They're still finding their feet.

[A]

Clearly.

[B]

Sounds like this woman Maggie is doing her best for us. I mean, this BNB is right on the seafront. Yeah, it's really nice. So we may as well make the most of our time here.

[A]

I enjoyed the winter gardens yesterday, Natasha. Thanks for taking us. There's a footballer. Well, a manager I followed for years. He's appearing tonight. It looked interesting. Although I suppose we'll be in Scotland by then. Well, I certainly hope so.

[B]

That was one slap at breakfast. I won't be able to eat for a week. Oh, not me. And the bed was fine. I haven't slept that well in months.

[A]

I was out like a light.

[B]

Bit noisy, though. There's lots of giggling outside my room last night. Sorry, Alice.

[A]

What that may have been.

[B]

We popped over to this old pub I know and we had a right laugh with the locals, didn't we, Justin?

[A]

Oh, it was very funny. Though not as funny as Natasha insisting she get herself a tattoo on the way home. You what?

[B]

Oh, don't worry, Jakob. I didn't do it.

[A]

No, she wanted stars to represent Sarin and Nova. Sparkly stars.

[B]

Well, they got to be sparkly, Justin.

[A]

So you kept saying.

[B]

And I will get another to to one day. Just not when I've had too many beers.

[A]

Glad to hear it.

[B]

Honestly, what you like. Oh, I know. Actually, I remembered something last night which is quite apt.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Well, Gran and Jack. Jack Willie, not Jack Archer. Came to Blackpool on the millennium trip and they loved the place. Made me feel better about being here when we're supposed to be in Scotland. Well, it's not by choice, is it? And the thought of bunk beds, not very appealing.

[A]

Well, at least we've been lucky with the weather.

[B]

Well, I'll take some questions up to Phoebe, see how she's getting on. Any plans for this morning, just text us.

[A]

Will do. Should I phone Maggie again?

[B]

I'd let her do her thing, Jakob. She'll ring when she has news. In the meantime, let's find you a really nice coffee shop to cheer you up, eh?

[A]

I'm desperate for a good coffee. Oh, yes, please.

[B]

I know just the place, if it's still there. The owner's a coffee bean guru, so you'll be in your element. Oh, I should have bought slip on sheets. Laces are not easy when you're about to pop. Let me help, Phoebe. Thanks. Every night I think my tummy is as gigantic as it can get. And then in the morning, it's bigger. I mean, how enormous is this baby? Not as enormous as it looks. Don't worry. I hope not. Anyway, how are you getting on without your suitcase? Well, Helen managed to message me. If it's anything like ours at home, their signal will be rubbish. And we've agreed to use each other's stuff for now. Oh, so that beautiful cardigan you're wearing is Helen's? I've definitely got the better deal. Even her moisturizer is amazing. The joys of losing your suitcase. What's funnier is the thought of poor Ruri having to wear Uncle Tony's clothes. Or Mum's. Or Hazel's. I love this Sierra, don't you? Yeah, and Martha would love it too. You know, she's so excited about your baby. Almost as much as Kate. No, she couldn't be that bad. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about Mum. Yeah. She's insisting on being with me for the birth. Oh, is she? She thinks her female energy will help make things easier. Right. Brody isn't keen and nor am I. Because she'll take over, won't she? She won't mean to, but he'll get pushed out and I don't want that. Nor does he, I'm sure. But I don't want to upset Mum because she's trying so hard to be supportive. Could you suggest she comes to stay after the baby's born? I mean, that's when you'll need her. I've tried saying that. Shall I have a word? Could we try talking to her together? Of course we can. Oh, lovely.

[A]

You wanted chocolate sauce and a flecklight.

[B]

Thank you. Oh, perfect. To eat in the autumn sunshine.

[A]

Great choice of cafe earlier, by the way. Jakob finally looks relaxed.

[B]

Told you it was good.

[A]

Oh, what a superb view of the ocean.

[B]

I love this pier. It's my favorite. 150 years old. More, even.

[A]

Oh. Tremendous engineering skill.

[B]

Absolutely standing.

[A]

The force of the sea over all those years. It's quite something.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Eating ice cream in November, staring out over the waves. Who'd have sunk it?

[B]

Oh, this is nothing new for me. Justin.

[A]

No?

[B]

No. My dad was always buying me ice cream, whatever the weather, especially when he was in a manic phase.

[A]

He's bipolar, right? Yeah.

[B]

I helped him build a boat once.

[A]

Did you?

[B]

But I'm not sure it was ever seaworthy. But it looked fantastic. And there was this time we drove north right through the night so we could touch Hadrian's Wall.

[A]

Oh, that must have been very unsettling for you.

[B]

Yeah, in some ways. But I'd always feel really connected to him, you know? And obviously we needed to keep him safe. So the easiest thing was to go along with him until he got his new meds or until he was safely sectioned. But nothing scares me now. It's why I get on so well with Tom, because he's much more cautious. So we're a good balance.

[A]

Oh, well, we all need that balance.

[B]

When I set it. Summer Orchard. I didn't have a farming background. I mean, I'd been in cosmetics, so I. I sort of understood retail.

[A]

That's invaluable.

[B]

So with Summer Orchard, I built it up by following this case study I found on a business website. Really? It's true. And if something didn't work, I just found the right person to ask. It's not that hard really? If you're willing to listen and learn.

[A]

Oh, you are so right. Oh, not again. Oh, someone trying to get a hold of you?

[B]

It's just Tom whinging about Henry not listening. He's a teenager. They're programmed not to listen. Get over it, Tom.

[A]

I couldn't agree with you more. Oh, no. That one is mine. It can't be Lillian. She's got no signal. Jakob, everything okay? Good news. We've got a replacement vehicle. Well done. Yeah, it's arriving this afternoon. Maggie will message us when it's here. Oh, good work, Jacob. Come and meet us. We're enjoying an ice cream on the central pier while I suspect Natasha is plotting our next activity.

[B]

Already plotted. I'm messaging you all now.

[A]

I'm just popping in somewhere, but I'll find you afterwards. Excellent. See you then.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

No, don't drop it. Don't drop it. Oh, no, not again.

[B]

Jakob. I said it was him. Phoebe spotted you through the window and I didn't believe her. What are you doing in here?

[A]

Turns out these grabber machines are much harder than they look.

[B]

And a lot more addictive. How many goes have you had?

[A]

Maybe 10. It almost wins something. Then the claw opens too early and one last try. Okay, here goes.

[B]

You probably haven't spent enough yet. Aren't they programmed to always drop everything?

[A]

So if we go down and grab something quickly.

[B]

Oh, that's it. That's it. Keep holding.

[A]

Move across.

[B]

Keep going, Keep going. Bit further. And drop.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Straight in the chute.

[A]

Victory.

[B]

Well, you've won a cute little teddy, which cost you triple what it's worth.

[A]

Yes, thank you, Alice. In fact, it's a cute little doggie, which is for Phoebe. Me? Well, your baby, obviously.

[B]

Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks, Jakob. I would hug you, but my belly's too big for my arms. Right. Come on, let's go hook up with Natasha and Justin.

[A]

Yeah, all right. All right, I'm coming.

[B]

I haven't done this in so long. Oh, I used to love skating. Mom used to take me when I was young. Oh, I didn't realize I was so rusty. Oh, well, hang on to me then. Oh, cheers. I'll get the hang again in a minute. Couldn't believe we're ice skating by the sea. It's bonkers, but I love it. Oh, my goodness.

[A]

What? Justin.

[B]

Yay. Hey, Justin, show us your moves.

[A]

Well, I'm just about staying upright, which might well be my only move.

[B]

Oh, well, you don't look too bad to me.

[A]

Oh, remembering the whole balance thing.

[B]

I know. The feeling. Well, if you both hang on to me, we can try doing a circuit. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Go on, then. Right here. One arm each.

[A]

Oh, thank you.

[B]

Right, ready and steady as she goes. Go for it.

[A]

Hey. How you doing?

[B]

Oh, they're so funny. Look at them. How Justin hasn't fallen over yet. Oh, sorry. How's the car, then? Did you pick it up?

[A]

Yes. Yeah, and it'll do the job. I parked by the bnb, so we just need to pack up our stuff. Maggie's going to settle the bill. She's worried we'll give her a bad review.

[B]

Which we really could.

[A]

Yeah, we'll let Kate deal with that.

[B]

Good idea. Wow. So we are finally going to see this fabulous castle.

[A]

Finally. We can drop your baby gifts off to Brody on the way, if you like.

[B]

Would you mind? Might as well put the rocking crib in its proper place.

[A]

Seems sensible. It's not far off our route. Are you cold? Here, have my scarf.

[B]

Oh, thanks.

[A]

Are you okay?

[B]

Sorry, Just a Braxton Hicks.

[A]

You've had them before.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You sure you're okay?

[B]

It will go off in a minute. What?

[A]

Should. Should we call someone?

[B]

The midwife, you mean? No, I've spoken to her. Don't worry.

[A]

Today?

[B]

Well, not today. But she called me last week.

[A]

Well, how about ringing Kate?

[B]

I am not ringing Mum. I don't want any fuss.

[A]

Well, so. So long as you're all right.

[B]

It's fine. Jakob, don't animals have Braxton Hicks?

[A]

Well, that term's for humans, really. Signs of labour for most mammals are more like restlessness, getting up, lying down, you know, that sort of thing.

[B]

It's going off now. Oh, it doesn't hurt. It just feels weird. Everything goes tight.

[A]

You know, I'm thinking we needn't set off for Scotland just yet. How about we give it an hour or so, see how you feel.

[B]

I suppose I could do with a little rest at the BNB first. I meant to ask, any news on the car? Jakob? He's fetched it.

[A]

But Phoebe's having some Braxton hits, which I've had before. Okay, so she's having a quick rest before we leave.

[B]

Right. Well, I don't think we should rush it.

[A]

No, no, that's. That's what I thought.

[B]

In fact, it's nearly two now. I mean, maybe we could settle first thing tomorrow.

[A]

That would be better. You could give Brody a quick call, keep him posted.

[B]

I'll message him. Yeah. It's nothing to panic about, though. Of course not. It's perfectly normal.

[A]

But we. We can Take our time, can't we? And set off bright and early tomorrow.

[B]

I don't want to delay everyone. Justin wants to go and see that football guy tonight, doesn't he?

[A]

Yeah, at the Winter Gardens. And? And he's really keen. So was Natasha.

[B]

Is in Oliver's mind hanging on a bit longer, do we, Akob?

[A]

Not at all. No. We're. We're enjoying ourselves. I mean, I hadn't expected to, not even in Scotland, if I'm honest, but I haven't laughed so much in ages.

[B]

No, not me. It's been brilliant. You're all being so understanding. It's really lovely. Well, this is your time to feel warm and safe and loved. Okay. I do. I feel exactly that. So thank you.

[A]

Now, let's get you to the B and B.

[B]

Yes, I'll tell the others.

[A]

Cheers.

[B]

Can we go quite slowly, do you think?

[A]

We can go just as slowly as you like.

[B]

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[A]

I'm here to tell you about my podcast on BBC Radio 4, History's Toughest Heroes. I've got stories about the pioneers, the rebels, the outcasts who define tough.

[B]

And that was the first time that.

[A]

Anybody ever ran a car up that.

[B]

Fast with no tires on.

[A]

It almost feels like your eyeballs are going to come out of your head. Tough enough for you? Subscribe to History's Toughest Heroes wherever you get your podcast. Henry. Henry. Where have you been?

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

At school. But we've agreed you come straight home today so you could get the veg.

[B]

Boxes done before tea.

[A]

Yeah, and I will.

[B]

I've had to start them myself now when I'm needed elsewhere anyway.

[A]

Can you take over, please, so I can get on? I'm here, aren't I?

[B]

Afternoon, gents. How's it going?

[A]

Ah, Kirsty.

[B]

I finished work for the day, so I'm here to learn my veg packing services. Any takers?

[A]

Perfect timing. You shouldn't have to spend your time.

[B]

Off helping us, Kirsty. I can if I want. Plus, I just bumped into Patch. I thought I might be useful.

[A]

Right. To stop me and Tom Killing each other. Why'd you say that?

[B]

Because it's true.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

Now, tell me if Natasha and co made it up to Scotland yet.

[A]

Yeah. All I know is Phoebe was having Braxton Hicks yesterday, so they were staying put in Blackpool.

[B]

She's best to take it easy.

[A]

Yeah, they should definitely take their time. Weren't you in a hurry to get.

[B]

To the tea room?

[A]

Yeah. And I've got to turn your mum's cheese. So.

[B]

Why are you still here, Henry?

[A]

Right. I'll go and do that, then, shall I?

[B]

Give me a box, then.

[A]

Here you go.

[B]

Thanks. So, how are you? How's school? Mold. Teacher's still giving you grief? Biology's better now. Good. Anyone else?

[A]

Spanish.

[B]

She's terrible. How come?

[A]

Dunno.

[B]

But I'm quitting if she keeps having a go at me. Really? So what's this horrible teacher saying exactly? She kept me behind tonight to say.

[A]

I need to pull my finger out in class.

[B]

Ah, I know. You're doing her homework.

[A]

Sometimes.

[B]

Not always. Well, could that be why she's getting annoyed? I haven't got time anyway. It's too hard. Right. I'd love to speak another language. It'd help when we get foreign visitors at the rewilding. I'm embarrassingly useless. Dane. Speaks a few languages, I think, and he's worked all over the world.

[A]

Yeah, lucky bloke.

[B]

Hmm. I guess I could try making a bit more effort. May as well, while you've got the chance.

[A]

There you go, Helen. One perfect Scottish copper.

[B]

Well, thanks very much. I'm sorry dad had to shoot off, but my Auntie Lillian is very persuasive.

[A]

Oh, don't worry. Me Drama. Whiskey. Don't blame her.

[B]

I've loved seeing Mandrill, Croft, Finley. It's been just brilliant.

[A]

Oh, well, compared to your setup, it's child's play.

[B]

No, no, but grofting is just a different way of farming.

[A]

Yeah, it is. It is. I've got high hopes for those Northies, you know, once they settle their rule. Might even fetch a few quid too.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Listen, thanks for helping me get them in. They did not want to play ball. No.

[B]

Dad was much more help than I was.

[A]

Oh, rubbish. You did great. And Dash loves you.

[B]

Well, I love Dash.

[A]

Good. Aye. I'll keep the flock enclosed for a couple of days, till the weather's past, I think. And I need to reinforce the fencing because I can't have them escaping onto the craft.

[B]

No, not till they're more used to it. So, do people have other Jobs as well as their crafts. I mean, cause financially and. Sorry, Finley, but how do you manage?

[A]

Well, I mean, it's tough. I'm a firefighter too. Retained.

[B]

Are you really?

[A]

Yeah. Well, that helps me pay the bills.

[B]

Right, Right. This way of life. And it's pretty much the exact opposite of mine. Well, I love Bridge Farm, but it's definitely work, you know? Whereas you, you are this croft.

[A]

Well, then it's a hard working, good looking lovey for every kind of craft.

[B]

If you say so.

[A]

Oh, I do. Joking aside, I mean, it's a real privilege. And it's so much better than what I had before when I was married. Yeah, I was five years working for an architectural practice down in Glasgow.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But the minute my divorce came through, I was straight back up here. You know, the river, the glens, the crags. They're home. That's all there is to it.

[B]

Yeah, I can see that. I don't know why it took so long to get to the tasting bit of the tort.

[A]

Well, they want to show you how their whisky's made.

[B]

No, darling, they just want you to buy it.

[A]

But you are buying some, aren't you?

[B]

For Justin and Brian for his birthday.

[A]

So we need to decide if you're buying peated or unpeated. Yeah.

[B]

Mmm.

[A]

Bit less smoky, that one, I'd say.

[B]

I cannot wait to get back to civilization.

[A]

Villain. You wanted to come up.

[B]

I didn't realize Scotland was going to be so slow.

[A]

Sorry, but I'm loving every minute. Even this minute, which isn't easy.

[B]

Why can't you spend more time with me?

[A]

What? You could have played cards with us last night. Rory had us in fits, talking about his odd assortment of friends in London. And there's Leonie. You could do some walks with her.

[B]

Haven't you noticed? Notice? If she spots me somewhere, she instantly turns on her heels.

[A]

I've got some old pallets lying around. I can break them up and try and strengthen the fencing.

[B]

Yeah, that should work.

[A]

I should have done it before.

[B]

It's getting too dark now.

[A]

Oh, come on, girls. Way on the other side, you can see where they're pushing it.

[B]

Yeah. Sorry if I've distracted you this afternoon. What?

[A]

You're the best company I've had here.

[B]

Apart from dash, obviously. Obviously. Oh, this whole landscape. And my youngest would call it awesome. Ah, yeah, and for once he'd be right.

[A]

Certainly that.

[B]

Although it must be lonely sometimes.

[A]

Oh, well, I'm on a show. We have a great chat.

[B]

Yeah, sure, but.

[A]

Yeah, no, yeah, you can't be Lonely I expect one day I'll meet my soul mate Away.

[B]

I hope you do.

[A]

Listen, I've got a couple of steaks in the fridge.

[B]

I would love to, but my cousin Kate is cooking us vegan haggis. Sadly not. Yeah. And dad said if he's got to eat it, then it's okay.

[A]

You're amazing.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Can't believe it. Oh, that's a show.

[B]

You need to go.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, it's probably nothing, but. Oh, I'm sorry, Helen. I wish we could.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If. If there was more time. Well, you know, it's. Sorry.

[B]

Take care, Finley. Yeah, I do know. I really do. There you are. Tom. What's going on? You seem really fed up.

[A]

Yeah, I'm just tired.

[B]

Are the girls not sleeping?

[A]

No, no, they're fine. They love the farmhouse, so I just keep having these incredibly vivid dreams.

[B]

What about her? I don't know, Tom.

[A]

It's about Wren.

[B]

So tell me. You sure? Yep. Okay.

[A]

I suppose he's about 8 and he's playing a football match. He's in goal, right? His goalie gloves are way too big.

[B]

Sort of hanging off his wrists.

[A]

And the ball comes blasting towards, and you and I are watching and we can see he's got no chance. But then somehow, miraculously, he saves it. And we're cheering and hugging him and. And then I wake up and I think how different my life would have been if Ren. If he'd made it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Things would have been really complicated for you, Tom. Co parenting with me, having the girls with Natasha.

[A]

No, because, I mean.

[B]

Wouldn'T we have been together, you and me? No chance. What? Well, I couldn't have put myself through that again.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Oh, I don't mean to upset you tomorrow, but it wouldn't have happened. Look, I dream about him myself, so I know how it feels.

[A]

Sometimes it gets a bit too much, you know?

[B]

Hey. Come here.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry.

[A]

Right.

[B]

It says teen 20 minutes, in case you're interested.

[A]

Right. I'll just finish Helen's cheeses.

[B]

Tom. Did I interrupt something? Yeah. Was he trying it on with you? What? No. I wouldn't put it past him. Henry, that's ridiculous. I saw him grab you. Sorry. I hugged him because he was getting upset, okay? He's having a tough time. You two bickering isn't helping.

[A]

What have I done?

[B]

Look, you both need to be more patient. So can you try? Please, Henry. I think it'd help.

[A]

I realise you're disappointed, Lillian.

[B]

Yet another day lost Kate feels the.

[A]

Same, but they can't travel if they're worried about Phoebe.

[B]

They don't want to travel. You can tell from Justin's messages, the ones that get through. They're having too much fun in Blackpool.

[A]

Well, then why not make the most of having Leone here? Sounds like she needs a bit of support.

[B]

Support?

[A]

She says James is never home. Why is that?

[B]

Oh, don't ask me.

[A]

Shouldn't you ask him?

[B]

Well, he's probably steering clear of her. Sorry, Ignore me. But you know, he's done damn well, considering he had very little parenting from me. He hasn't had it easy. So you have to make allowances, do you?

[A]

We didn't have it easy, but mum never made allowances for us. Well, she might have done for you and Jennifer, but not for me.

[B]

What? Don't be silly. Mum loved us all equally.

[A]

Don't give me that. Many a time I questioned if Mum loved me at all, but I just put my head down and got on with it. Forgot about my feelings and did what's best for my family. You should try it sometimes.

[B]

Tony? Tony?

[A]

Tony. What? Oh, sorry.

[B]

Kate, where are the keys?

[A]

Keys?

[B]

Car keys.

[A]

What time is it?

[B]

It's five o'.

[A]

Clock.

[B]

It's Phoebe. She's in labor.

[A]

Oh, is she? Well, let's. Let's talk in the hall, okay? I don't want to wait, Rory.

[B]

I just need the car keys.

[A]

I'm not sure I understand.

[B]

What's going on?

[A]

Phoebe's having her baby.

[B]

How exciting. Yes, but she's still in Blackpool. She messaged us. Now? Well, it came through just now, but I can't get a signal to phone her back. Yeah, well, none of us had a signal last night.

[A]

But why do you want the car key?

[B]

To drive down there, of course. So if you take the people carrier, how will we get home? I don't know, Helen. Take the train. Is everything okay, Hayley? Only Phoebe's gone into labour. Oh, goodness. And they're still in Blackpool? Yeah, so I'm heading down there. Should I wake Auntie Lillian?

[A]

I wouldn't.

[B]

Well, you can tell her when she wakes up. So can you find the car keys while I pack my bags? And then I'll make tracks straight away. Isn't it better if Kate gets the train?

[A]

I certainly don't think she should take the hire car. We'll be stranded if she does.

[B]

Helen, there seems to be a sheep outside our window. Sorry, with a white face. Isn't that one of the crofter guys? But we brought them in yesterday. Oh, no, dad. Some of the Northies must have got out. I only saw one. Yeah, but if one's out, they'll all.

[A]

Head straight up onto the crags.

[B]

Finley was called into the fire station last night, so he's probably not back. Dad, will you come with me? To see if we can do anything? He can't afford to lose any of his new flocks.

[A]

I'll grab my coat and boots.

[B]

I'll come too. Oh, it's getting worse. Shall I rub your back? Phoebe, can you, please? Yeah. Oh, why is my TENS machine up in Scotland?

[A]

Try. Try sitting down.

[B]

Oh, no, no, that's worse. But what about Brody? Why isn't he answering? He's probably fast asleep. Is that helping?

[A]

A bit. I'll keep trying him. Anyway, the midwife said it was early days. You've probably got a good few hours to go.

[B]

Thanks, Jakob.

[A]

Now I'm wondering if we should have stayed at the hospital.

[B]

No. No, I'm not ready. I'd rather be here with you. Whatever you want is what we'll do.

[A]

Absolutely. We've told Kate, haven't we?

[B]

I messaged her, so hopefully she's got it. But who knows? That's going off now. Oh, good. Alice, can we drive up there? Sorry? To Brody. If we got in the car now, we could make it up to Scotland.

[A]

You're not serious.

[B]

Like you say, I've got a good few hours.

[A]

The midwife said probably not definitely.

[B]

You do not want to give birth in a car, believe me. Oh, I'm sure I could. Hang on. If we left right now. Sweetheart, we're not going anywhere.

[A]

Apart from the hospital.

[B]

But Brody needs to be here. I know. I know it's hard, but you have to focus on. Focus on yourself.

[A]

Now, Kate says it's about letting your body take over. It's the same for animals, okay? They surrender to the birthing process and instinct takes over.

[B]

It's nature. You can't fight it.

[A]

It's worse for kiwis. You know, their eggs are so big. It's the human equivalent of giving birth to a four year old. What?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Astonishing, isn't it? Alastair had this weird case last week. This gorgeous little hamster won't stop eating her babies. Yeah. God. Sorry.

[B]

No, no, I want to hear. It will take my mind off the pain because here it comes again. That's less than five minutes this time. We better call the maternity next.

[A]

Come on, then.

[B]

In you go.

[A]

You're right, Helen. The fences come loose. Can you shine the torch?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Let's see.

[A]

The minute I Let go. They'll push it down again.

[B]

Yeah, well, unless we can lean something against it.

[A]

Something big. Yeah, I think that's the best we'll manage without any tools.

[B]

It'll hold for a few hours until Finley gets back. Oh, gosh, the wind's picking up. Hey, do we know how many are in the flock? Can you remember, dad? Is it 30?

[A]

I think it was.

[B]

It's so dark. But I've tried counting and there's not 40. 30 here.

[A]

Oh, dear.

[B]

Oh, I knew it was too easy. Right, Leonie, Finley mentioned some old pallets. Can you see them anywhere? I'll have a scout around.

[A]

Yeah, I think pallets would work.

[B]

Come on. Move away, ladies.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

What are you doing out here? We're all ready to go.

[A]

Sorry, Kate.

[B]

I woke Rory up and he's coming with me. Well, not to the berth, obviously. I'm dropping him at Blackpool train station because he wants to be home for dad's birthday.

[A]

Oh, dear. I forgot there was Brad's birthday.

[B]

Can I have the car keys, please? I still don't think this is a good idea, Kate. Well, it's what I'm doing because I promised Phoebe I would be there for the birth.

[A]

Actually, you. You can't drive.

[B]

What?

[A]

Because you're not on the insurance.

[B]

Yeah, that's true. His only dad. Oh. Oh, no, you're right. Well, then you'll just have to come with us. What?

[A]

No, but I. I can drop you and Rory at the nearest station to catch the first. First southbound train. Yeah.

[B]

Better than getting stuck in rush hour traffic. Okay, then, but we need to go right now. We're in the middle of something, Kate. Some of Finley's sheep have escaped. I'm sorry, Helen, but at this moment in time, I really don't care about sheep. Well, I'm afraid that we do. Please don't be long. I'll wait inside. It's too cold out here.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

I found some wooden pallets by the shed. Ah, well done. Can you hold this fence while dad and I drag them over? Sure. Oh, like this?

[A]

Yes, that's right. And shout at the sheep if they come near.

[B]

Okay, I'll count them again, but there's at least one missing.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Follow my torch beam. Dad. Come on.

[A]

Right behind you.

[B]

Yeah, it's easing. I think it's easing. Yeah.

[A]

Try and relax.

[B]

I'm okay. So are we here now? We're at the hospital. Yeah. Where's the taxi driver? Gone.

[A]

He's fetching a wheelchair. Then we'll get you out and take you, straight to the delivery suite.

[B]

You're staying with me, aren't you? I can't do this on my own. Yes, we'll be there as long as you need us.

[A]

But if you just want Alice, that. That's fine.

[B]

I want both of you. I need more weird animal stories, Jakob. It's the only thing keeping me going. Tell me about the sea toad again. Really?

[A]

Yeah. Well, the babies spring out of the mother's back because the eggs were incubating under the skin.

[B]

I wish this baby could spring out. Oh, it's coming again.

[A]

Focus on your breathing. Okay.

[B]

Oh, no. I think I want to push.

[A]

No, try not to. Oh, no.

[B]

Don't push till they tell you. I thought I was supposed to follow my natural instinct.

[A]

Let's do the breathing. Phoebe, come on. Come on. In through the nose and then out through the mouth.

[B]

Yeah, Come on. Pheebs, Who's having this baby? Leonie. Oh, you found her. Yes, she's here. I've got her. You don't look very safe. Dad, she's here. She's got the missing ewe.

[A]

You be careful up there. I count it again and if it is 30, that's the only one missing, I'm sure.

[B]

He said it was 30. How's the ewe doing? She's okay. She stopped struggling and I can't see how to get her down safely. I'm more worried about you, Leonie. It's so dangerous in the dark. I think she'll manage on her own if you let her go. No, no, no, no. I don't want her falling. These rocks are really slippy.

[A]

She will find her own way if you can just guide her down.

[B]

I'd carry her if I could, but she. She's just too heavy and you both fall. Can you edge her towards us? I think so, but we should be okay. Sheep are hardy. She'll be fine.

[A]

Steer her our way.

[B]

Leonie, are you sure she won't fall? Four legs are better than two.

[A]

What a time to quote Animal Farm.

[B]

Oh, dad. Okay, I'm letting her go then.

[A]

Are you ready? Yeah, all ready.

[B]

Down you go, girl. Go on.

[A]

Go on. Here she. She is. Yes, she's coming now. Ready to grab her?

[B]

Yep, yep. Got her.

[A]

That's it. We've got her. Good girl. Nice and calm. Everything's fine now.

[B]

Careful. You only come down really slowly. Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. Slower. These boots will give me grip.

[A]

Nearly there.

[B]

Yep, keep coming. I'm barely slow slipping at all. Thanks. I'm okay. I'm okay. How's the sheep? She's fine. Oh. Let's just have a breather and then we can get her back to the others.

[A]

Good idea. I'm not sure you should have risked going up after her, Leone.

[B]

I couldn't help it. She was stuck on the crag and she seemed really scared. The whole thing. Right. I wasn't sure I could do it. But you did. James is always saying how useless I am. But, I mean, I did it, didn't I? I rescued her.

[A]

And I'd say she's fine. Wouldn't you, Helen?

[B]

Yeah. Bit shocked, but she's safe now.

[A]

Well done, Leonie.

[B]

I just saved a life. Don't you think that's amazing? I mean, me, I actually saved a life. I actually did it. I can't believe I got through that torture. And now I have this little one. You were incredible. I could have given up a million times. I would have if you two hadn't been here.

[A]

I'm not sure I could take that much pain.

[B]

Giving birth deserves some respect, doesn't it?

[A]

No arguments from me. Have to admit, animals make it seem a whole lot easier.

[B]

Oh, Pheebs, she's adorable. To think she is right now seeing the world for the very first time.

[A]

What she would be if she wasn't sleeping.

[B]

Is she sleeping? I can't see her eyes.

[A]

She'll be as exhausted as you.

[B]

It's not called labor for nothing. Oh, you're telling me. Oh, hello. I found you. The baby's here. Phoebe, you've had your baby.

[A]

Isn't she perfect?

[B]

She? Oh, my little darling. Aren't you gorgeous? How'd you get here, Kate? Oh, it's a long story. I wanted to drive, but I couldn't because of the insurance. So then I was going to get the train, but Tony was messing around with some sheep. It's been a nightmare. So how did you get here? Well, in the end, I had no choice. I got a taxi. What? You got a taxi from Scotland? And it was worth it to meet my dazzling little granddaughter. Oh, gosh. Badge up, Jakob. Jakob.

[A]

Sorry. How much did it cost?

[B]

Oh, don't worry about that. I just put it on your credit card.

[A]

Pardon?

[B]

So where's Brodie? Sorry? You did pick Brodie up on the way. Brody, you would have pretty much passed the house. Oh, yes, I suppose you're right. No, sorry. I was rushing so hard to get here. I didn't even think about Brody.

[A]

Oh, Kate.

[B]

You're not allowed to be cross with me, Phoebe. Okay? Brody can make his own way. I'm just so sorry I wasn't here for you during the birth.

[A]

Alice and I stayed with her the whole time.

[B]

Oh, well, that's something at least. Oh, I'm so proud of you I could burst.

[A]

I'm in complete awe.

[B]

Oh, hey, what about her name? Have you got one? I wanted to wait for Mum. Oh, there's no rush for names. Brody and I already decided that if it was a girl, we would call her Margaret, or Peggy for short. Peggy? Is that okay? I mean, we'll change it if you think that's the wrong thing. No, it's wonderful. It's perfect. Oh, you are the most special, the most precious thing I've ever seen. Welcome to the world, my beautiful little Peggy. Another mint?

[A]

Only just finished the last one. You're powering through that packet, Lillian.

[B]

Am I?

[A]

Look, I'm sorry if this holiday didn't turn out how you wanted.

[B]

Understatement of the year.

[A]

But the fact is, some of us, in fact, most of us, had a fantastic time. Including Justin.

[B]

It's so unfair. I never thought he would enjoy himself this week.

[A]

With us, you mean?

[B]

Don't be silly, darling.

[A]

Lillian.

[B]

No. All right. He was dreading it.

[A]

I knew it. Well, we've all surprised ourselves this week. Leone, for a start.

[B]

Leone?

[A]

Well, I told you she was brilliant yesterday morning during that kerfuffle with the.

[B]

Sheep, which no one woke me up for. And Phoebe having her baby. The only exciting things to happen all week. And I'm out for the count.

[A]

No surprise after your enthusiastic whisky tasting.

[B]

Anyway, I can't wait to see our gorgeous little great niece.

[A]

Great Greatness. Another Peggy egg.

[B]

Oh, it's just so perfect.

[A]

It absolutely is.

[B]

I am. I also missed Helen's little free song, or whatever it was she had going with her hunky crofter, Finley.

[A]

No, nothing happened. She's with Dane, isn't she?

[B]

Oh, sorry, but your daughter's eyes don't shine like that when she's with Dane. And avoiding saying goodbye to him this morning.

[A]

I did think that was a bit odd.

[B]

She couldn't bear to. Darling, isn't it obvious? Better to walk away and all that.

[A]

You're overplaying this, Lily. And please do not repeat it when we're home.

[B]

Don't worry what happens on holiday, etc.

[A]

But nothing did happen.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Anyway, she and Leonie seem to have.

[B]

Plenty of chat about me, no doubt.

[A]

About James, from what I can gather. Oh, I have no idea what's going on between him and Leone, but she was a woman transformed this week.

[B]

Rescuing that sheep, you mean. She did rather go on about it.

[A]

I expect the animal would have made its own way down eventually. But she showed some guts. Clambering up a muddy hillside in the pitch black. She was really proud of herself. It was lovely to see. Said it proved she wasn't useless.

[B]

Useless? What do you mean?

[A]

Apparently, that's what James says she is.

[B]

What? No. Now, look, I'm sorry. I know you want me to get involved, but it's James marriage, not mine. He's got himself a fabulous job, a lovely family.

[A]

Not if she leaves him.

[B]

Oh, she's not gonna leave him.

[A]

Isn't she? Of course she's not. I'm glad you're so sure. Because I wouldn't be you.

[B]

You really think it's that?

[A]

What do I know? But as is Mum, don't you have a duty to challenge him on this kind of thing? And if he doesn't change course, that's up to him. But he can't say he wasn't warned.

[B]

I'm not sure he'll take any lectures from me.

[A]

Lillian, you have to stop doubting yourself. If you can't tell him, who can?

[B]

All right, I'll think about it.

[A]

Good. Oh, is that Helen? Has she landed?

[B]

Let's see. Don't give me a chance. Right. Yes. Yes, Helen has landed. Oh, heavens. There's one from Hazel.

[A]

Hazel?

[B]

She's just arrived at the castle.

[A]

What?

[B]

And wants to know where everyone is. Now, that has made my holiday. That's it, my little darling. You don't need to fight it. She's not keen on sleep this afternoon, is she? Well, she's had a busy few hours, but, yeah, she's going off now. Here she is, our very clever great niece.

[A]

Oh, you're here. Yeah, well, we couldn't resist paying a visit to the newborn.

[B]

Oh, what a puppet. She dropped off a couple of minutes ago. Eventually.

[A]

Oh, look at her little face. She's even got Mum's nose.

[B]

She has not. Congratulations, darling. Thank you. I had Alice and Jakob with me.

[A]

Oh, well done, Phoebe. Sorry you didn't make it in time. Kate.

[B]

I'm here now. That's all that matters. A little bit. Peggy. Gloriously content, isn't she? Are you going to look around Blackpool, Auntie Lillian? Justin seems to be hooked. Yes, I know. He's promised to show me the sights later. He's catching up on emails this afternoon. He popped in earlier, actually. Left that envelope for you on the side behind you.

[A]

What, this one?

[B]

Oh, open it for me, will you, darling? He was bowled over by the baby, wasn't he everyone is, including me.

[A]

Hey, hey, listen to this. Afternoon tea for you and me at the Tower Ballroom. I remember Mum and Jack loved their dance there. But, Lillian, I'm not sure this is my sort of thing.

[B]

Oh, rubbish. It's the perfect treat after what's been quite an adventure for all of us. You can say that again. No, I would say it's been the best adventure ever. Hold still, girl. Let me see. Henry. Oh, hey, Mum. Thought you weren't back too late. Did she hurt her foot? Yeah, she grazed it on something, but yeah, Tea look fine. So I flew back in the end. So much easier. Natasha and Alice picked me up at Birmingham Airport on their way home from Blackpool. What about Granddad? He's with Auntie Lillian seeing Phoebe's baby. So Natasha's back, then? Yeah, yeah, she was over the moon to see Tom and the girls. It was really sweet. And Tom was beaming. He bounces back fast. Sorry, forget it. No, what do you mean? Well, I told you what happened. Didn't you get my voicemails? Oh, that. Yes, I'm aware of what you think happened.

[A]

I didn't think anything, Mum.

[B]

I saw him lunge at Kirsty. Anyway, I need to check on Hero, but, darling, hang on. Jack's been in total pain. By the way, I didn't just think that either. Bye, dad. Happy birthday for yesterday. Oh, little Peggy being born on his birthday. He's thrilled. Good old Granddad. And Rory cooked him the vegan chili recipe I suggested, having added a ton of be so typical. Anyway, Adam, Ian and Zander made it a special day, so dad was fine without us and feeling much better, thank goodness. Oh, Brody's messaged. He's on his way in. I'm so sorry I didn't pick him up yesterday, darling. Jakob was really cross with me. Oh, he was more cross about the taxi fare. But I'm happy to come and stay for a couple of weeks. Till you get into a routine with the baby. Or just until you've had enough of me. We'd love that, Mum, So long as you don't try and take over. What? No, I'll be good, I promise. Absolutely no taking over. Alice has already read me the riot act. Okay, then. Once Peggy's had the all clear, we can all head up north. Do you know, when I think about Gran being here in Blackpool with Jack makes me think about how much he loved her and how much she loved him. It's that kind of love I want my baby to feel all around her. Oh, she will, darling. She Absolutely Will.

[A]

I am stuffed. I might actually pop cream cakes in these splendid surroundings.

[B]

The Tower Ballroom. What a joy. You can see why Mum loved it. Tony, you don't really mean what you said about Mum at the distillery?

[A]

That Mum favoured you and Jennifer?

[B]

Actually, I thought Jenny was the favorite.

[A]

Either way, it wasn't me.

[B]

But Mum did love you, darling. She loved you very much. I just think she had. Well, perhaps she had different standards for us all.

[A]

Sorry?

[B]

Well, I've been thinking about it and I was wonder if she held you to higher standards somehow.

[A]

She didn't want me to end up like dad, you mean.

[B]

I know that she did love you, Tony. Please don't doubt that, Lillian.

[A]

I don't doubt it. Not really. I think I'd had too much whiskey, to be honest with you.

[B]

Well, that's a relief.

[A]

She did love me. She just found it hard to show me.

[B]

That's exactly how Mum was.

[A]

But it meant I. I made my own life, Lillian. A good life. One I think I can be proud of.

[B]

I know you can. I. I will try having a word with James?

[A]

You know you should.

[B]

I don't want Leonie to be miserable.

[A]

Or Mungo.

[B]

No. And I shall tell him that. I'll say exactly what I think, Just. Just like Mum would. To us.

[A]

Good for you. Watch out, James.

[B]

Oh, look. People are getting up to dance. Should we try a little waltz, do you think?

[A]

Me? No, no, no, no. I'll probably mess it up.

[B]

Let's give it a go. Please. Pretend we're dancing at Strictly tomorrow. Hero's got plenty of water, has he?

[A]

He has now.

[B]

You don't need to follow me, Mum. Actually, I do. Because you're not listening. Tom and cursive are very complex.

[A]

Complicated relationship.

[B]

See? I was listening. And a complicated history. Yep. But they support each other if they're feeling low. You weren't here. I have a good mind to tell Natasha what happened. Excuse me. She's got a right to know. Listen, Henry, you weren't the only one leaving me voicemails. Kirsty did too. Oh. Tom was upset about losing their baby. That was years ago. You think it gets better? No. But I mean. No. Kirsty told you he was upset, didn't she? She didn't say it was about Wren, did she have to. Why couldn't you trust her? And can you please give your Uncle Tom a break? Fine. I won't say anything to Natasha. But you better not. Darling, relationships are complicated. I know that better than anyone. In fact, I'm still finding it out. Now, how do you mean? Well, it doesn't matter. Look, Granny's made us a welcome home. Cakes. If we're not careful, Jack will eat it all.

[A]

He would too.

[B]

But you get my point about Tom. I'm trying. Thank you. Right, let's go eat cake.

[A]

I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

[B]

You're doing brilliantly. Mom had such a struggle with our dad. Did she?

[A]

Had years of it.

[B]

I'm glad she found happiness with Jack Number two.

[A]

She deserved it. Such a lovely man.

[B]

I can imagine them dancing here in this very space next to us right now, perfectly content just being together.

[A]

Do you know what, Lillian? I think Mum knew exactly what she was doing. Making us come on this holiday, spending.

[B]

Time with the family.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

There's nothing more important.

[A]

No, there isn't. Nothing at all.

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