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The Archers Omnibus
24/08/2025
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Fallon makes a suggestion, and there’s a difficult meeting at The Bull.
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If you thought you had Turkey all figured out, try out the Turkogean Lifestyle. BBC Sounds Music Radio podcasts. You're listening to the Archer's omnibus from BBC Radio 4. Has mum gone already? Yeah, she's prepping the cricket teas, isn't she? Who are we playing today? Rosarin in the Vale. Playing them at home again. We have to beat them. You're really getting into it, aren't you? Yeah, I can't help it. Can I do a little fist pump when we get a run? Not that we're getting many at the moment. They still lose it. Yeah. Thought scorers were meant to be neutral anyway. Oh, we are. It's only Jim that sees. What are you up to today? Got a shift at the Orangery. Typical. Sun shining and I'm muggins in the back doing the stuff. Stock tape. Someone else up early? Yeah. Who is it? Amber. Oh. What's she saying? Something about organizing George a party for when he gets out of prison. A party? I mean, it's not a terrible idea. Really. Who can't? I don't know. Didn't know you two messaged each other. Only about George and wedding stuff. Oh, yeah. She's asking me to meet her today. Well, tell her you're busy. I could do it this morning if you can be bothered. I've got a bit of time before the match. Have you two spoken yet? Well, me and Amber. Nah, not after last time at Lakey Hill. There was me hiding behind a bush like a lemon and I was up for talking. Did she know you were There. As soon as Mia mentioned my name. Amber didn't want to know. School must have been really hard for her. I know. And I already feel bad. We all did stupid things at school, didn't we? Just speak to her. It's only gonna get worse when George gets home. Yeah, yeah. Right. Best get a move on if I'm gonna meet her this morning. Hey, I'm sure you'll be fine. Yeah? Yeah. Here's your cricket pads back, Tracy. Oh, remember, we've got training before the match. Over there, please. Freddie out of. Jolene will be on at me about health and safety. Late night, was it? Oh, I blame Martin Gibson. Does Jazza know? Oh, behave yourselves. Doing my best agony art routine. Where? And I couldn't get him off the phone. No, I believe you. Ooh, they look good. Mini Yorkshire puds. Oh, can I pinch one? Wait till later. Could have done with a lazy morning, to be honest with you. Not sweating at this stove doing cricket teas. You're not on your own, are you? Nah. Joy's here too. And where's Flying Fallon again? Seeing Harrison. It's their anniversary. Yes. Oh, here's the next batch. You will best be hungry later. Yeah, right. I'll. I'll leave you to it. Oh, before you go, I could do with a word. Not in trouble, am I? Oh, don't be daft. It's about the team. Young Henry. I think we should be developing him. Okay. Because we need to nurture them, the kids. So I was thinking we should push him with his bowling. Yeah, why not? We can try him out today at practice. Nice one. I'd be keeping an eye on him. And, you know, I think he might have something. Yeah, you think? I'm telling you, I've got a good feeling about it. I've got a good feeling about these Yorkshire puddings. Oi. Hey, Brad. Where are you? By the entrance. Okay. I've just parked. Got caught behind a tractor. Sorry. I'll be there in a sec. Yeah, all right. Brad. Chelsea. What are you doing here? Meeting Amber. What? Here? Oh, no, you knew where I was working. I don't have time for this today. No, she's here because she's scoping her Loxley out for the wedding. But I thought you were doing a stop tick. Just finished getting some air and now I'm doing the counter. Oh, no, you're not coming to the orangery. Don't worry, I'll keep her away from you. Oh, there she is. You better go. I really don't want to do this at work. Right. Yeah. All right, Go. Hi, Amber. Sorry, sorry. Not been waiting long, have you? Not really. Oh, Will was right. This place is actually awesome. I am loving it. Oh, look at the windows. Super cute. Yep. Suppose. Was. Was that your sister? Yeah. Sorry. Don't worry about it. She's busy today. I didn't know she was coming. Oh, no, she works here. She's got a lot on, so. Oh, she works here as well as the other place. Right. That was brilliant, Henry. Yeah, thanks. Oh, really good. What have I been telling you, Freddie? Tracey told me she reckoned you were a good bowler. I'm okay, I guess. More than okay. You've really. Come on. I've seen you at nets. You got much more confident. That's what we need. Your mum said you've been doing cricket at school. Yeah, quite a bit. Who's been coaching you? Mr. Mar. He's my P.E. teacher. Oh, a good teacher can work wonders. Right, shall we go again? I'm ready for you this time. Okay. Atta boy. One smoothie for you and one iced latte with hazelnut syrup to go. Thanks, Chels. Has she said anything about me? Ambro? No, not really. Cool. Well, maybe you can try and smooth things over a bit for me. I do want to talk to her, just not now. Of course. Brad. Brad, hold on. I've changed my mind. Right, I want vanilla syrup, please. Well, Chelsea's already made the drink now, so. Oh, but you can do a vanilla one, can't you? I can add vanilla syrup to this one. Yeah, yeah, no problem. Oh, no, I want a new one. I want a fresh one with vanilla, please. Right, so you want an iced latte with vanilla syrup, not hazelnut, yeah? Okay. Sure. Yeah. Give me a sec then. Sorry, Chels, I'll pay for another one. No, you won't. But you won't have to pay for it, will you? Oh, I'm sure she can drink it or something. Must happen all the time. Sorry. Gin. Call about cricket later. Give me a minute. Actually, what other syrups do you have? We have caramel, gingerbread and. Yeah, that's about it. Right. Okay. Yeah. I'm not sure I want a coffee now. How about something healthy? Do you have kombucha? Kombucha? It's fermented tea. I know what it is, but now we don't serve it here. Sorry. If you want a healthier drink, we've got fresh fruit juices full of sugar. You know what? I think I'll just leave it. Would have thought a place like this would have more choice but clearly not. I'll be writing about this on my socials. Hold on. You don't need to do that. No, I do. Right here. Amber, you forgot Bread's drink. And you may as well take this iced coffee. You might want it. Right. You know, me and you, we need to sort this out now. What? Brad and me had told me how you feel about school. What about it? I was unkind. Unkind? I bullied you. You did. Well, I'm really sorry about that. I'm not that person anymore. It was a long time ago. Oh, is that your excuse? It was a long time ago. Oh no, it's not an excuse. It's just like. I know I did some bad things back then. But we all do, don't we? When we're young. Silly, stupid things. Don't even remember half the stuff that went on. But yeah. I'm sorry. You don't remember. Oh, well, that's nice for you. Because I do. I remember every little thing that you and your disgusting friends said to me. Please, can we just try and get over this? Get over this? Yeah. No, we can't just get over this life. It doesn't work like that. I should have known that you'd never amount to anything. Waitressing, making people's drinks. You don't know me. Sorry. Sorry. Jim is rabbiting on here. Brad. Got your drink. Thanks. Alright, Charles could get back to work. Yeah. See ya. Right. Let's look around, see if the rest of the place is any better. Because the cafe, it's not up to much. Yeah, I'll catch up with you. Okay. All right. I just need to speak to my sister. Oh, Charles. Well, I'm working. Brad. Are you okay? What happened? Nothing. Tell me. I tried to apologize, didn't I? Should have wasted my breath. She just threw it in my face looking down on me. Oh. Chels basically said I hadn't done anything with my life. Just a waitress. She's definitely gonna post a bad review about me. God, am I really that horrible? No, of course not. She can't speak to you like that. This is turning into a huge thing and I just. I don't know what else I can do. You've done all you can. She has to let it go now. Don't get upset. Yeah, well, I told you I ain't got time for this today. I'm sorry, Chelsea. I didn't know she was gonna do that. Look, I gotta go. I'll see you at home. Yeah, I'll speak to her. And she won't get away with It. We're going to wipe the floor with them today. I can just feel it. I am loving this confidence, Freddie. Well, confident cricketers win match, don't they, Henry? But they're good, this team though, aren't they? Yeah, but we beat them last time. You could maybe bowl and over today, Henry, if you like. Oh, that would be great. How about it? I'm not sure. But you're doing so well. You. You go on in, Tracy. I'll just. With Henry. Yeah, yeah, of course. I'll. I'll get padded up. What's up? Nothing. Come on, tell me. I just get a bit nervous before a match. Nerves are completely normal. It's actually a good thing. The adrenaline, it gets you focused. Yeah? Yeah. How about you don't think of it as nerves. Think of it as excitement. Excitement. Okay. You are going to hit that ball. You are going to score loads of runs. If you say so. So, would you like to bowl an over? No, not today. Are you sure? Yeah, but thanks. Brad. Oh, there you are. You know, this place is actually gorgeous. I am so glad we came here. I can't wait to speak to George about it. Oh, what's up? Chelsea. What's she been saying about me? That you were really rude to her. I wasn't rude. And threatening to post a bad review. Hold on a minute. I don't know what she's told you, but I was just speaking the truth. And she couldn't handle that Chelsea was trying to make it up to you and you've just thrown it back at her. No, I haven't. Thinking you're better than her? Well, I never said that. She may have been in with the wrong crowd at school and done some nasty things. Yeah, but she's not like that anymore. You would say that. Yeah, I would. Because she's my sister and I know her and you don't. This can't go on any longer. Says who? You need to forgive her. She doesn't deserve it. She has to face the consequences. Because I don't think she actually knows what she did to me. Of course she does. Why do you think she keeps trying to talk? She literally just said she couldn't remember. You know what? I think you're enjoying watching her grovel. Well, that's just hurtful. Why would you say that? Because that's what it looks like, Amber. Well, I'm not. Listen, I think you two should make up for George's sake. George supports me. Chelsea is George's family. Well, so am I once we're married. Exactly. And he's not gonna like it. George will See, Chelsea is just getting the treatment that she deserves. Oh, that's pathetic. You know, she may have done some bad things when she was a kid, but she regrets them. But you, you're not a kid anymore. And there's no excuse for it. Do you know what? It's you. It's you who's the bully right now. Oh, hiya, Fallon. Hey, Ed. How you doing? Yeah, fine. Yeah, the poultry are arriving in a couple of weeks. Turkeys already? I'll start playing Christmas songs soon. Don't. Here. Returning your shears. Thanks for the land. Oh, no worries. Just stick them down there. Garden's gone a bit wild since Harrison's been away. I've been so busy, it's been driving me mad every time I look out the window. Anyway, went to town on the hedge. Satisfying, eh? Oh, yeah. Hey, I. I don't suppose you fancy having a quick drink with me at the ball before a band practice tonight? Make the most of my night off. Yeah, okay. Yeah, be nice. Let me just finish up and. No rush. You know, I still haven't heard from Ash. No, Left loads of messages. He's probably changed his number. That's weird. We used to text every now and again. I didn't know you kept in touch. Well, not really. I'm just the odd thing about music. Would have been nice to have him back in the band for the comeback gig. Well, we got Stu, at least, I guess, so. I wouldn't worry about it. He's probably off doing some kind of mad fitness thing. Yeah, well into all that, isn't he? Yeah, certainly is. It's a pity he's not messaged back, though. Yeah, well, mind you, from what I remember, Ash is the sort of bloke that will just turn up out the blue. Right. I'll. I'll just get these last bales onto the trailer and then get myself cleaned up. Yeah, no worries. I'll see you down there, then. Yeah. Martin. Good evening, Tracy. How nice to see you. How was the cricket yesterday? We lost. You were dreadful. Sorry. The highs and lows of sport. I'm a golf man myself. No, I can't stop. I'm just dropping this off for you and Jazza. Oh, you shouldn't have. Minor vintage little tipple as a thank you for looking out for me. The Marlene business. You didn't have to say no more. And I'm sorry I went on and on the other night on the phone. Didn't realize how late it was. No problem. Glad to Lend an ear. Something smells delicious. Oh, just our tea. I'm doing salmon and my famous chips. Famous, are they? Oh, yeah. Jazz was favorite. Sounds delightful. That's the one thing about being single, the cooking. I can never really be bothered with it. That's a shame. I eat out most nights, but when I'm at home, I just open a tin of soup and maybe a little bit of crusty bread if I have it in. Well, I love a drop of soup myself. Right. You've made me hungry now. I think I'll pop into Underwoods Local, get myself a meal for one if they've got any left. That is very popular, the ready meal section. Sometimes everything's gone by the time I get round to it. Well, enjoy your dinner. Oh, Martin, wait. You don't need to do that. Sorry. Look, the kids aren't in tonight. Chelsea's a bit down, so I told her to go out. And Bert's gone to the pub. I've got plenty going spare. Oh. Oh, no, Tracy, I couldn't possibly. Please, it's no bother. I really wouldn't want to impose. It's not imposing. It would only go to waste. Really, I don't want any fuss. You and Jazz have been kind enough to me already. Martin, there will be no fuss. Just come in. Are you absolutely sure Jazza won't mind? Jazz is not replying. I guess he'll be having his tea at home before he comes. Oh, he loves Tracy's cooking. He loves all cooking. Hey, what about Stella? Doing the harvest. Brave, eh? Yeah, I know. I was on another job. Good honor, doing what she believes in. I'll be missing her at home farm. Yeah, I bet. I wonder what she's gonna do now. Who knows? So how's Harrison? Emma said you saw him yesterday. Yeah, it was our anniversary. We met halfway and just had Sunday lunch. Are you doing all right, then? Yeah, fine. It's all going well. That's good to hear. Yeah. And how's your lot? What about George's fiance? Poor Amber. Yeah. What's she like? Takes a bit of getting used to, really. She was in a foul mood this morning. Something must have happened. Never's Tiffany? No, I don't think so. Her and George seem pretty smitten. Emma's worried about it all. Yeah, I bet she is. What it is to be young. Marriage was so far from my mind back then. We were just married to the music. Hey, I'm dead excited about our comeback gig. You know, Jaz was right. I really enjoyed all this. The band stuff. It's good to have something other than work to focus on. Yeah. Yeah, same. Yeah, you kind of start to forget about parts of yourself as you get older. I know what you mean. We should have kept up the music. Well, life gets in the way, doesn't it? Yeah. Do you think it'll be the same performing now? I mean, we had so much confidence back then. Arrogance, you mean? No, it'll be even better now because we'll appreciate it more. Yeah. Do you remember that Radio Borse new music competition we entered? Oh, yeah. Ash was great on that, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he was. It's mine. Hope it's not Jazza bailing out on us. No, he's well up for it. Oh, and by the way, I've managed to find the lyrics to that song you were talking about last time. I knew I had it written down somewhere. We should try that one tonight. Oh. What? Is everything okay? No. No, not really. Oh. What is it? Here, you'll have to read it yourself. Tracy. Tracy, I love you, you wonderful woman. My favorite tea. Yeah. Shame I've got you wolf at doing. I've got band practice tonight. We've got a guest. Good evening, Jazza. Boss Tracy very kindly invited me to eat with you, which was very nice of her. Very nice. Here. Yes. And Martin brought a lovely bottle of wine as a thank you for everything you've done for me. You didn't need to do that. I did. Tell him. And your favourite tea, Jazza. I know you're in for a treat, Martin. I certainly am. Should we open that way now? I could deal with a drink. Oh, that's terrible news. Poor Ash. She doesn't say how he died. No. It's awful. You alright? Yeah. Okay. I think I just a bit of a shock, you know. I was only messaging him. Well, I guess it was over a year ago. I thought he wasn't replying because he was busy. Yeah. I mean, you don't expect this, do you? No. Do they have kids? Yeah, two. Girl and a boy. Only young too. Primary school, I think. It's dreadful. God, you can't imagine. I know. Oh, poor bloke. So much life ahead of him. Just doesn't seem fair, does it? That was absolutely delicious, Tracy. Those chips certainly deserve their fame. Are you sure you've had enough? An elegant sufficiency anymore would be detrimental to my physical ability. You were just something my mother used to say. Tracy, I've got band practice. You've been playing much golf lately, Martin? Oh, yes. Every week. You've played a bit haven't you, Jazza? Yeah, of course. Yeah, man, I'm Scottish. You any good? Well, hi. Not too shabby. Maybe you'd like to come and play with me sometime. Well, maybe. Can I take you a plate? I need to get off. How would you like something for afters? I've got a nice pud from Underwoods local. Don't tell Susan. Do you know what? I do have a little hole left for dessert. Jazzer, are you having some? Nah. Hannah need to make a move. Jazzer, we have a guest. Martin wouldn't mind, will you? What? My model. Oh, my band. Ross. We've got a practice tonight. Former teenage band. We're planning a comeback. Chasing the youth. Martin, what kind of thing do you play? I'd say we're a cross between the Rolling Stones and the Foo Fighters. You wish. Marvelous. Love them both. Well, don't let me hold you up. Thanks, Martin. Knew you had musical taste. Absolutely. And I want to take it to this comeback gig when it happens. There you are. I'll be off, then. Yeah. You have fun now. Honestly, Martin, it's taking over his life. Good to have hobbies. Keeps your mind young, your body active. Yeah, but really, we are talking decades ago. I don't reckon there'll be much cop now. Sounds like fun to me. If I had any musical inclination, I'd be the first one up on stage. But sadly, I was not blessed in that debate department. Tone deaf. Great when you're young. Wish my Chelsea had something fun like that to put her energy into. Not just working. Well, she's doing well with the hairdressing and whatnot. Very well. She's very well thought of. She's a grafter. Working two other jobs. I do worry she didn't have any hobbies. You know something that's just for her. Yes, that is important. I'm sure she'll come to something eventually. She's got a loving family around her. You and Jazza. It's lovely what you have here. Our pokey little house. It's all right, you know. I mean, the two of you. Family. The kids here. Your dad. Madhouse, more like. Truly. You don't know how wonderful this is. Someone you can share a laugh and a joke with. Yeah, I suppose so. Can't help feeling I took it all for granted. I'm sure you didn't. I don't know. It's been such a long time since I've been on my owner. I really can't get my bearings. You're doing fine. These things take time to get Used to. They do. And really, maybe Marlene weren't quite right for you. Perhaps. I can't help thinking I might have put her off. Too serious, too soon. I'm a little set in my ways. I don't think it was anything you did. You are just very different people. She's a lovely woman, but I must admit, I couldn't really be myself with her. Couldn't quite relax. Yeah. All a bit hard work for me. And it shouldn't be, should it? Well, should be fun, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. Maybe that's what you need, Martin. Just to forget about things, have a bit more fun. Yeah, I suppose so. Always good when you're in a bit of a rut. Yeah, maybe you're right. I am definitely right. When did this happen? His wife said about a year ago and it was sudden. She doesn't say anything else. And how did we know? No, I guess we didn't have many friends in common. You look like you need another pint, mate. Or something stronger. I. I paint all day, thanks. Yeah, okay, mate. And that's me Wednesday, about having my boss room for tea. Puts things into perspective, doesn't it? He was such a good guy, he was. What a voice. Oh, and he was amazing on stage, wasn't he? So much energy and life. His wife, Jenna, wants to meet us tomorrow. The morrow. Says she's coming here. Are they still local? No, he moved to Cumbria. The Lake District, I think. Wow. Long way you come. Yeah. She says she wants to speak to us about something. Right. What do we say here? I don't know. What do you say in a situation like that? You don't think he died in some sort of accident, do you? Who knows? Maybe. You know, It's a bit of a wake up call, isn't it? No. Rang about that. All the silly little things that you get stressed about at work, at home, they don't matter, do they? True life is a way of reminding you we're just a tiny speck on a rock in an infinite universe. Yeah, does make you think. It sure does. You had a good day, Brad? Yeah, all right. Thanks, ma'. Am. What did Ed get you doing up there? Just getting the bales in place. Ah, for the turkeys? Yeah. Bit of extra pocket money for you, anyway. Suppose so. I'm covering Fallon tonight because they're all meeting this poor Jenna woman, so. There's chilli in the fridge for your tea. Everything all right? Yeah, fine. Just Amber. What's she texting you for, George? Stuff. About what? Nothing. Look, I had a long chat with Chelsea. I know all about what went on. Now. You gave Amber what for. Sounds like she's causing a right stink. She keeps messaging me. I don't know what to say. Okay, she wants to meet up, so she's been talking to George. Maybe he wants her to make up with you all. Oh, I don't know. She's a bit unpredictable. Sounds like George has his hands full there. Yeah. Hey, you did the right thing. Thing? Standing up to her. Did I? Yeah, you did. Oh, I feel terrible about it. Don't you and Chelsea always say I need to stand up for myself, but when I do, I feel rubbish. You shouldn't. From what I heard, Chelsea tried to apologize and then this Amber just threw it back in her face. Yeah, she did. So she needed telling. But I called her a bully. Well, she was being rotten to Chelsea. I'm worried about what Amber's been saying to him. To George. Don't you worry about that. This will work itself out. Always does that. Come in, boss. Yes. Yes, of course. Jazza. Actually, I wanted to say thank you for last night. It was so much fun. And if you do fancy taking me up on the golf. I'm going to the driving range this week. My regular golf chum's gone down with something thing. I will. Oh, thanks. I'll check with my lovely wife. Sorry I had to rush off. No need to apologize. Me and Tracy had a good chin wag. She gave me some good advice. Great. What about? To ask, if it's okay with you, can I knock off a wee bit early today. Right. I wouldn't normally. And I'll make up the time. I just had some bad news last night. Really? Well, you know my old band, the singer died suddenly. Oh, dear. That is unfortunate. We don't know much about it yet. We're supposed to be meeting his wife tonight. That's why I need to get off. So if you don't mind. Of course, you must. Great. I mean, thank you. No problem. And Jazza, I know this isn't the right time to be thinking about it, but if you do fancy the golf, do let me know. Great. Stress buster. So the specials are coconut chicken curry and wild mushroom phyllo pie. And desserts of panna cotta and gooseberry ice cream. Right you are, Fallon. Thanks, Tracy. I feel bad I'm leaving you in joy. Don't worry about it. Won't be busy tonight. And it's important. Thanks. Do you know what happened yet? With Ash? No. Just that it was over a year Ago. And it was sudden. Guess his wife will tell us more this evening. You know, I'm so terrified that she's gonna say it was some awful accident. You know, like, oh, goodness, at least Jazza and Ed will be there too. Yeah. You're all together. His poor wife. And they've got young kids. What they must have all been through. I'm sure she has people supporting her. Yeah. I don't know how you get over something like that. Surprising how resilient people can be. Yeah. I mean, you've done so well, Fallon. You all have to get on with things. Oh, most days, yeah. Some days, not so much. You talk to Harrison about it. He knows. It still comes back to me, you know, every so often. The accident must be hard. We speak most nights, but sometimes we're just too busy or too knackered. I mean, you know how it is. Yeah, I do. Sometimes I'm yapping away to Jazza in bed and I'm saying something really heartfelt and then I look over and he spark out. Oh, I'm dreading this, you know? What do we see here? I don't know. Long way to come. That's what I said. Why do you think she wants to meet up with. Hi, Ed. Jazza. Oh, Jenna. I know you guys anywhere. I've seen loads of pictures of you. It must have changed quite a bit. Oh, it's so nice to finally meet you. I've heard a lot about you. Is that all? Good. I hope you have a seat. Thanks. Do you want a drink? I'm okay. Finn, have. Thanks. You must have had a long journey. Oh, no, I been staying nearby for a few days. I'm doing a sort of pilgrimage to all the places where Ash hung out. Oh, that's a lovely thing you do. We're really sorry to hear about Ash. Thank you. You think I'd be used to people saying that to me by now, but I'm not, you know. I still don't know what to say back. Yeah, of course. He was a great bloke. I know. Thanks. Absolutely. Sorry I'm late. You must be Fallon. Yeah. Hi, Jenna. It's so good to meet you. We were devastated to hear about Ash. Thank you. Appreciate that. We were so looking forward to seeing him again. I'm sorry, Jenna, I, I, I hope you don't mind me asking, but it's been such a shock. And how did it happen? Oh, sorry. You don't know? No. But look, if it's too much, you don't have to tell us. No, no, you Remember? He was very fit. Yes. He was running. Used to run three times a week. We're in the Lakes now, so. Lovely trails to go on. And he was just out on his normal run one day and he collapsed. Cardiac arrest. Some poor folk out walking saw him and, well, there was nothing anyone could do. Oh, no. He had no warning signs. He's as fit as a fiddle. Just an undiagnosed heart defect. Probably had it from birth. Wow. It was all so sudden. I wasn't in the right state of mind to track people down and so that's why I. I didn't let you know. Of course. You don't need to explain. Anyway, last night I had to turn his phone on to get someone's number. And that's when I saw your messages, Fallon. I see. Came at the right time, actually, because. Well, I've not come here just for sympathy. I do have something I want to ask you of. Yes, anything, Wells. It is a little strange, but first I want to go to a place he thought was very special. So he loved Leaky Hill, did he? Told me he used to come running up here. Place for him to think, what a view. It's not bad, eh? You know, he had such fond memories if you. You guys. And being in dross. Did he? Yeah, he used to talk about it a lot. He loved performing. He had a beautiful singing voice. He did. He actually didn't do that much more singing after he left the band. I think kids and. And in a living just took over. Yeah, too right. I bet he would have loved the reunion. We would have loved to have him sing with us. Although Ambridge would have been a bit too far to come for a bantro. Our kids love music, though. That's a nice thing to remember him by. It must be very hard. The children keep me going. Most of the time I can put it to the back of my mind and I'm okay. But then something happens to bring it all back and it's like I feel the shock of it again. It's a. Yeah, I imagine it's a very difficult thing. Been over a year now and I'm only just coming to terms with what's happened. Of course. Yeah. But I have to keep on, you know, keep it normal. Normal as it can be. Anyway. I wondered if you'd be interested in doing something to celebrate Ash's life. Absolutely. What you got in mind? I'm planning a sort of day in his memory. And I know Ash would have loved his old band to be part of it. It's Going to be up in the lakes. A big event. A party, really. And you want us to perform or do we have enough time to rehearse? When is it? Oh, I'm not being clear. Sorry. There will be a party afterwards, but the main event is actually more to do with celebrating Ash's love of the outdoors. Oh, all right. And there's still a few spots available if you're up for it. What is it exactly? Well, it's a sponsored swim in Lake Buttermere. Sounds cold. Oh, you wimp. And you can hardly swim now. I'll be up for it. I mean, all sign me up. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That sounds amazing. Brilliant. I'll send you the details. How about you, Fallon? Is it your thing? No worries if not you. Yeah, I mean, I'll definitely have a think about it. Great. Perfect. Well, just let me know. No pressure. It's getting a bit chilly. Should we go back to the pub? Well, I fancy that drink now. Sure, lead the way. Well, I wasn't expecting that. No. Are you all right? Yeah, fine. What a shock that must have been. He was just out doing something normal. Yeah, it's terrible. I couldn't sleep last night thinking about how it might have happened. Emma's the same. He's always up worrying about things. I just. I don't know what's the matter with me at the moment. What about doing the swim? I don't know. I might have to hire some wetsuits. Be freezing cold. You gonna do it though? I don't know. She's amazing, isn't she? So strong. Well, I mean, she's had to be for her kids, I suppose. Well, what she must have been through. How she keeps going. 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I said Mum being too nice. Oh, yeah. And I couldn't really say no, could I? Yeah, you could. Anyway, Martin was really good about Ash. What, the bloke from your band? Aye. And he thought it might cheer me up. And, well, I couldn't think of an excuse. Anyway, it's done new. Hoping it won't last long, but I don't really feel it. Socializing. Yeah, me neither. All this rubbish with Amber. Aye, She's a nasty piece of work. Be all accounts. Yes, she is. But I meant to be seeing Zaynab. At least you know she's got your back. Yeah. Where's Mum? Nets tonight. Were you two lassies? Day and then Not a lot. We're both broken. Everything's so expensive. Stay here, watch telly. Boring. We want something to do. When I was your age, we used to hang out in empty car parks, getting hammered and chasing after lassies. Well, Zaynab don't drink City. And we're not into all that going after boys. We're more about focusing on ourselves. Is that a thing? Just means doing what makes you feel good. You mean it's a pint of lager. Shit. I know. Mum thinks I need hobbies. Oh. Hey, do you reckon your mate Martin would mind if me and Zainab came to the driving range? Why would you want to do that? I told You? I follow this pro online. Something different, innit? And I've heard about this place in Birmingham that does food and drink while you play. Sounds so fun. Hamburg's Golf club won't be like that. Might be a bit stuffy, you know. I know, but I wouldn't mind trying golf. Oh, I think it's not a bad idea. But see, the thing is, I'm trying to discourage Martin for asking me again. Okay, well. Well, how about we help you out with that? Me and Zayn Ab Khan will be good. You'll be rubbish. And I'll be so impatient with you, he won't ask you again. There's a dress code. You best change it to something decent. Can Jazza Swift? Barely. And in cold water. Ed's doing it too. Fallon's being sensible. Don't think she's decided. But honestly, Freddy, I cannot remember the last time Jazza even went swimming, never mind the lake. And of course, Ed is being all competitive about it. Oh, Jazza, swimming. That is something I'd like to see. You know what, Freddie? Me too. In fact, I think I'll go up and watch. Oh, well, don't forget to film it for us. Oh, I won't. Right. I think we're just waiting for a few more to turn up. Yeah. Wouldn't be surprised if people start to drop off after all these losses. It was bad on Sunday, wasn't it? Yeah. And the cheek of that Lawrence man, trying to wind me up, saying our best player as a child. Well, Henry's back. Batting was good, though, weren't it? Yeah. It was a shame he wouldn't bowl. Yeah, it is. You did try and convince him, though. Yeah, but he was adamant and we really bigged him up. Can't blame him. It's a huge deal. Lots of pressure on him. Everyone watching. Yeah. He said he was nervous. They take things to heart, these young people. I think we just need to give him some more coaching and build up his confidence. He's got a good arm. If he can do some short, fast bowling, I think he could be our secret weapon. Great idea. Looks like most people are here now. Should we get going? Yeah, sounds good. Right, team, shall we get started? So, as I said, check your grips. Okay? Your hands are interlocked like so. Make sure the ball's in the middle of your stance. You want your body, shoulders, feet pointing in the direction of aim. Then keep concentrating on the ball. A nice slow and steady swing, back and through. Do you think they looked at us funny when we came in? Nah, probably not. Used to seeing people under 60. I saw a sign of our dress code. What's the problem? We're in sporty gear. Where's the free food you promised? Clubhouse. I don't know. Is he going to let us have a club or what? Meant to be quiet while he takes you shot. And here I go. Very good. Yeah. Okay. Not bad. Perhaps I pushed it a tad. Right, but that's easily fixed. That's the thing about golf. Always room for improvement. Martin, thanks for the tips and everything, but do you think we could just have a go? Because we haven't yet. And you know, it's one thing watching, but sometimes you just have to do it yourself, don't you think? Go for it. Say now? Absolutely. I don't see why not. Are you okay with that club? I think so. Okay. Okay. So check your grip. Like this? Yeah. Ball in the middle. Yep. Everything pointing in the direction of aim. It is now like this? Yeah. Martin? Yeah, yeah. Just don't be put off if you miss the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that. Right then. Practice. Swoop. Nice one, Zab. Brilliant. Quite remarkable. You hit to the 100 yard mark. Well played. You done it before? Not really. But I played hockey for the school. Oh, did you? Yeah. So it's kind of the same? Well, I think the swing technique is a bit different, but I get your point. I am usually quite good at most sports I try. Is that a. Did she get you on the Ambridge cricket team? Nah, too much standing around. Can I go next? Yeah, yeah, certainly, certainly. Marvelous. Yeah. Try a few more, Henry. Tight and short, but. But longer. Run up, mate. Oh, you right, Trace? I think it's just a muscle thing from that tug of war at the Fate. What, still? Yeah, I think I've tweaked it again on Sunday. During the match, dear. Comes and goes. Just a little strain, I think. Worth it for the win. Anyway, no one could ever doubt your commitment to the competition, eh, Henry? However. That's it. Getting there, Henry. Just give it another go. Speaking of competitions, is Jazza planning on entering the Flower and Produce show again this year? What? After the sunflower business last year? I should hope not. Yeah, well, I did wonder. I hear they're happy having it at Grey Gables. Yeah, well, you know, they put on a good show for the Fate, so why not? Wonder what Linda thinks about that. Yeah. Blimey. Apparently Chelsea and Zainab have gone to the driving range too. With Martin Gibson. That is a weird and wonderful group. I had no idea Chelsea was into golf. But it's Great. She's doing something that isn't just working do with the world of good. Is he still calling you late at night? Freddy, can you stop making it sound seedy? I am just a sympathetic ear. Martin's not that bad, you know. Kind of feel sorry for him, really? Yeah. He's lonely. Keep at it, Henry. It's a good line, but just give it a bit more next time. Do you get the impression he's holding back a bit? Yeah, perhaps. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe he ain't got it in him. He does seem a bit hesitant. He understands what we want from him, but bottles it at the last minute. Maybe I'll have a word. We can figure it out. It might be technique. Or it might be something else. Yeah, like what? I don't know. Something bothering him? I think it's just more practice. Just get him used to it. Yeah? Build up his confidence. Then he'll be ready. Where did Jazza go? To the clubhouse. He's not lived up to his hype. Thought he was pretending to be rubbish. He is actually rubbish. Hey, you're pretty good, though. Yeah. It's quite fun, isn't it? Yeah. Have you really never played before? Does crazy golf count? Not sure. But Hockey, eh? You never said. When I was younger, yeah. Parents were always ferrying me around to all the different clubs. Hockey, tennis, badminton. You must have been the same. Not really. Mum didn't have time to do that. Or a car. Charles, Are you okay? Yeah. You know, I think you're ace, don't you? Is it that obvious? Not really. But I can tell. I'm really trying not to think about it, what Amber said to me. But it just keeps going round in my head. Yes. What happens. People can say loads of great stuff to. To me, but it's always that one negative comment that sticks. Yeah, I know. It's doing my nut and can be frustrating. Sometimes everything just clicks into place and you hit every shot well. And then other days, you just play dreadfully. But when everything is right and you get that one shot, well, that's what makes it all worth it. Well, I really enjoyed it. Yeah, me, too. Your first bash at it and you're both really good. Especially you, Zainab. You seem to have a natural talent. What about me? Yeah. Yeah, you're very enthusiastic. Thanks. Well, it's been great fun to have some young ladies to play with for a change. When I was the manager here. Tried to get more ladies involved. Ladies? Martin, we're women. Of course. Course, course women. I'm an old dinosaur. I don't know how to speak to women anymore. We'll forgive you. Oh, Mum told me about Marlene. Sounds like you're better off without that. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Not showing up for dinner when she basically arranged it, that just rings alarm bells to me. Yeah, totally. And if someone lets you down like that, they're not worth your time. You're so right. Me and Chels, we're in our focusing on ourselves era. Yeah. Yeah. It basically means that we don't go running around after people. Boys, men, basically. Well, I don't date anyways. Yeah. But also just doing things that I are positive for your well being. Sounds refreshing. Yeah. I'm all up for having fun. Life's all too short. Maybe I've been a tad too serious lately. Right. Should we go and find Jazza and listen? How about we do this again soon? Keep up the momentum, so to speak. I'd be up for that. Yeah. Why not? Thanks for meeting me. Yes, all right. You weren't responding to my messages. I've been busy. What is it you want to talk about? I've been speaking to George. Oh, yeah? Says he doesn't want any hard feelings between me and Chelsea. That's sensible. Said he knows how she was at school, but said you had a tough time of it when you were younger. Yeah. Yeah, we did. I did have to tell him what you said to me, though. About me being a bully. I was only standing up for my sister. Yeah, I know, but it was a bit unkind. What did George say about that? You must have had a good reason. And you don't get angry for nothing. I don't. I just. I don't think she gets how much she hurt me. Chelsea? I think she does. Well, it didn't seem. Seem that way. She was really upset after what you said to her. She might seem like she's tough, but she takes things to heart. Okay, but you have to see it from my perspective. You don't just forget how someone made you feel, especially when you were younger. I know. I remember she and her mates used to walk behind me after school in a big group, making fun of my coat, my shoes, my haircut, whatever. I remember being completely terrified, but I couldn't run because then they'd probably chase after me and that would make things worse. School was bad, weren't it? Were you bullied too? Yeah. One time this kid spat on my bag. When I told Chelsea, she got hold of him, punched him on the nose. Oh. He never bothered me again. Oh, wow. Oh, I could have done with Someone like that. She stood up for me. But what she did to you wasn't good. And I really do think she's ashamed. Yeah, she's not like that anymore. Honestly. Well, good. Amber, is there any way you can just forgive her? Me and George were talking about that too. Forgiveness? Yeah, George was. He wants me to forgive her. And I will. Good. Okay. Because he needs forgiveness too. Look at Martha go. She's a devil on those monkey bars. She's only just mastered them and there is no stopping her now. She's doing so well, isn't she? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she is. School in a couple of weeks. Wow. Unbelievable, eh? Oh, I know. Goes so fast. And how are you? Cross? Yeah, I'm good. Day off with her today. Still living with my parents. It's fine, really. Oh, Fallon, it's a nightmare. I'm turning into a teenager again. All the little annoying habits your parents have. They're just getting on my wick now. You're locking yourself away in your room? Yes. Or I. You know, every tea time, dad, without fail, spills something down himself. And Mum always says, oh, you mucky puff, and fetches the cloth to clean him. Oh, sweet. No, it's not sweet. You'd think by his age he'd have learned how to eat properly. Even Martha's not as messy as he is. Anyway. Sorry. I love him. Really. I mustn't moan. Oh. How long till you can get back into your place? Well, apparently they've not even started the work yet. And what's happening with the shop? They're in the process. Process? Of moving it to the church, thank goodness. Oh, the church. It's interesting, but good for you. Hey, are you still drowning in stock? Yeah, honestly. You ought to see the amount of stuff there is. Oh, yeah, about that. You don't have any coconut milk, do you? We've run out and our delivery is not due till the weekend. Yeah, of course. We're heading back in a minute. Do you want to come with? Yeah, sure. All right. I'll just give Martha her five minute warning. Might grab her an ice cream, too. Sounds good. Hey, Martha. How you doing, lovely? You ready to move on? Fallon? Are you okay? Oh, Ed. Yeah, I'm good. Are you? Have you seen Jenna's message about the date of the swim? Do you think you can make it? I'm. I'm still not sure. It seems quite soon. I don't think I'll be able to get the time off work, to be honest. Don't be daft. There's plenty of time to give them notice. I don't know. Oh, go on. It'll be fun. You're a good swimmer. You'll be fine. I don't think it will be. Well, what's up? Tell me. Ed. I haven't been swimming for at least a year. I don't like going anywhere near water. Of course. The accident? Yeah. Oh. I should have realized. If I so much as go near water, I just feel my whole chest tighten. And it's as if I'm in that car as it goes over the bridge into the river and I'm trapped and I can't breathe. And I have this weird sensation of. This is it. I'm sorry, Ed. I know this is really heavy, but I, I, I needed to tell you. No, no, no. I'm glad you said something. I'm sorry. We've been really stupid trying to pressure you into it. You want to know? We should have. Of course we should have. I don't think I'll ever be able to swim again. I drive the long way around to avoid Hayden Bridge. I'm so sorry. You know, what George did, it still makes me angry. It was an accident. It's what he did afterwards that was wrong. Yeah. Yeah, I. Look, I'm sorry, Fallon. It's okay. Anyway, now you know. Well, I'm always here to talk if you need to. Thanks. I'm not having another rerun of Sunday. Don't worry, Chelsea. Amber's got something she wants to say to you. Really? Yes. I can't have a kicking off in here too. Hi, Chelsea. Amber wondered if we could have a chat. If you're going to have another go at me, then. No. As you know, I'm just a waitress and I got drinks to serve. Think Amber wanted to straighten things out? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Cuz this, this isn't good, is it? For either of us. Okay, but you'll have to wait. Got a break in about 10 minutes. I'll meet you outside. Coconut milk. Now where would that be? You weren't kidding when you said there was still loads of stock here. Nope. I mean, a lot of stuff has gone to the village hall, but they have to keep clearing it out for all the classes and whatever. It's driving my poor mum mad. I do feel for her. Then she's got you and Martha here as well. Yeah, it's really getting to the point where I have to do something. Have you looked for somewhere else? Well, kind of, but it's tricky because I really don't know how long it's gonna be. I'm kind of wondering if I was too quick to turn down Jakob's offer. Oh, the cottage, you mean? Yeah. But anyway. Too complicated. Aha. Coconut milk. Ah, perfect. Got the money? Here. Ah, thank you. Because I have been told I have to write everything down in this book. Chris. I don't suppose you'd want to move in with me, would you? Sorry, what? I have two spare rooms. One for you, a tiny one for Martha. It might be nice to have a housemate for a change. Oh, that's very kind of you. I mean, that's if you'd want to. I mean, I'm not in a lot of the time, but if you did fancy it. What about Harrison? Oh, Harrison won't mind. Honestly, it's company for me and Martha. She can be very loud, especially in the mornings. And she leaves a tornado of dolls, felt tips, stickers whenever she leaves a room. I think I can handle that. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, of course. I love a kid's mess. And I love Martha. She's gorgeous. Anyway, it was just a suggestion. Think about it. So what is it? I ain't got all day. Some people have jobs. Okay. I think I'm in a good place to speak to you. Oh, she's in a good place, Chels. I think what Amber means is that she's had some time to think. Oh, that's great. Now, have you had time to think about the scene you caught at the orangery? Yes. And did you post a bad review online? No. No, I didn't. Oh, good. Because I was nothing but professional to you. I know. And I. I regret the way I behaved. Right. Well, good. Amber thinks it's time to move on. That agreed. I do. I do think that. Good. But hold on. I want to know something. Brad said you feel ashamed about what happened at school. Is. Is that true? Yeah, of course. And that you're very sorry. Yeah, I said that, didn't I? Kind of. Well, I am. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Good. I just wanted you to say it and mean it. I do mean it. Because it was hard for me. I. I know I didn't have many friends, no brother or sister to stand up for me. And my parents weren't that interested either. So, you know, I just dealt with it. Yeah. I'm not sure I had loads of friends either. Like, not real ones, because, well, it wasn't a good time for us. Was it, Brad? Suppose not. Just think me being tough and acting mean was just a front because, well, I knew if I was like that no one would start on me or him. Yeah. Yeah, I get that. So, yeah, I'm sorry that you were someone I hurt, Amber. And if I could go back and change it, I would. Thank you. I appreciate that. You two are lucky to have each other. Are you a busy fellow? Just double checking my order's right for this week. I was thinking about what you were saying earlier. Oh. Oh, please ignore me. I. I don't want you worrying about me. I'm fine. No, no, no, it's a. It's just that Jazza said Tracy wants to come along to watch the swim in Buttermir. And I was thinking, why don't you do that too? Keep her company while me and Jazz are freezing our backsides off. Yeah, Maybe I can make it a fun road trip. I mean, the Lake District is stunning. It would be nice to have a little time away. Way. That's what I thought. I'll go on then. I'll come with you. Yeah, that's the spirit. Okay. But I'll cheer you on from the side. Yeah, and we're going to need all the cheering we can get. Right. I'm going to let Jazza know. Yeah, I'll see you. All right, bye. Hello, mate. What was that? Oh, a little road trip to the Lakes. Oh, lovely. Well, sort of. You heard about our mate who died? Yes, Alice told me. I'm so sorry to hear that. It's a reminder that things don't last forever. Indeed. Where's Martha? With your mum. Martha wanted to show her how neat her colouring in is. Are you enjoying your lunch? Oh, yes, lovely, thanks. I just wanted to say thank you for the offer earlier. No problem. Just let me know when you've had time to think about it. Well, I have, actually, and I'd really like to, if that's okay. You mean move in? You and Martha? Yes. Oh, that's wonderful. Well, as long as you're sure Harrison is okay with it. Well, give him a call. He'll be fine. Really? Yeah, no, I saw him on Sunday. Oh. How is he? He's okay. Yeah. And the big news is. What? His job has been extended. Oh, is that good? Yes. And? Well, we both agreed it would be best for him to stay there for the meantime. Right. Right. Yeah. By the sounds of it, he's doing really well. And. And the money's great. And. Well, it would be silly for him to come back before the job's finished, so. Yeah, it's all good. You and Martha are very welcome. So everything's okay with Amber? Yeah, I Think we came to an understanding. You reckon it'll be all right when George comes out? Yeah. She said he was the one who wanted us to make up. That's good. But you can stop beating yourself up about it all now. Yeah. You know, from what I've been hearing, she's already made a lot of trouble for herself. Yep. I mean, why would she do that? Not a great start for her here, is it? Not really, no. And Brad had been so nice to her. Yeah, but he didn't take any of her nonsense, did he? No. I was surprised. He doesn't do that often. Anyway, you both stood up to her. And you did the right thing. That's what you've got to do with these people. Call them out. Oh, yeah. And as my mum says, good to bear your teeth every so often. Right. Lady women. Chelsea and Zainab is fine. And Chelsea and Zainab. Right. Who's going first? I will. All right. Of course. Zainab. So just remember all the techniques we went through last time. Grip, stance, position to the ball, etc. I've been watching a bit of golf stuff online. Oh, very good. Doing your homework, eh? Yeah. We both follow this female pro who does all these videos. Explains it really well. You must show me sometime. Right. My feet are lined up. Rips. Fine. Arm and shoulders relaxed. Yep. Right. Ease back. And through. Slow, gentle swing. Excuse me. Excuse me. Martin. Oh, hello, Lawrence. Can I help you? Are you coaching this young lady? Yes. Well, she's doing it all wrong. And with a setup like that, she's going to miss the ball entirely. You see, what you want to do is. In fact. Let me show you what I'm going to do. It's okay, Lawrence. That won't be necessary. They're complete beginners only. Started this week. Well, it's good that you haven't taken them on the golf course. A lot of people make those sort of mistakes, and it slows things down for the rest of us. Yes. So, young lady, if you just move out of the way, and I will demonstrate. It's okay, Lawrence. I've been showing them the ropes. Is that so? Yes. And they're doing rather well. Are they, now? Zainab here has been telling me she's been watching some videos online. Women pro golfers. Ah, the lady golfers. Women. Yes. Excuse me. I think we're fine, thanks. I get the hint. I shall step back and admire the view. Go ahead, Zayneb. Okay. I'm ready to go. Did you sign them in? I did. What about the, you know, attire? What about it. Nicely done, Zainab. Thanks. I think Zainab here has a natural talent for it. Don't you think, Lawrence? Beginner's luck, I'd say. Oh, I think we deserve this. Yes. Nothing like moving a load of boxes to give you a thirst. Is that all of it? A few bits and bobs of Martha's. But I'm hoping we can leave some of her offensively loud toys at my mum and dad's. Good plan. Were they okay with it? You moving out? Oh, yeah. Mum couldn't help me pack up our stuff fast enough. Aw. Bet she'll miss you, though. Yeah, it's been very nice at times, but it's too much living in each other's pockets. A bit of space is good. Yeah. Although you're right, she'll miss Martha in a couple of days. Call me up, ask me to drop her round so she can get. Give her a big cuddle. It must be nice to have them so close. Yeah, it is. Well, it's a shame it's not five o'. Clock. I could have offered you a beer. Oh, tea's fine. I'm looking forward to having Martha brighten up the place. Wreck the joint, more like. No, I'm sorry. I'm joking. I. I've already warned her, no jumping on the sofa. Oh, why not? It's fine. Oh, you're kind. The garden's not as big as your mum and dad, so I've been tidying it up, though. You see how good my hedge looks? Oh, very neat. Didn't have you down for the topiary type? Oh, wouldn't go that far. Could hardly keep a straight line. It looks great. And plenty of room here for me and Martha to have a kick about. Oh, she's just great, isn't she? I know Alice was worried about her. Oh, she. She told you she was worried? Yeah. Oh, sorry. I wasn't meant to say anything. I mean, I haven't said anything. Apart from to you, of course. No, sure, sure. I just didn't realize Alice had talked to you about it. Well, it was a while back. Alice mentioned that she was worried, you know, that her drinking may have affected Martha. So I take it she's told you what she's worried about is Fetal Alcohol Spectrum disorder. Yeah, she did mention we went to see a specialist the other week and they said there was nothing to be concerned about. Great. So that must have reassured Alex. Well, they also said no one could until she's six. Right. So, no, it wasn't reassuring for Alice. She's Even more stressed now. She was talking about us monitoring Martha and writing down any concerns. It's madness. It's making her properly anxious. Poor Alice. I didn't realize there was a time when Alice was pregnant that I was sick with worry about the harm she was causing to Martha. But I'm not concerned at all. These days. She seems absolutely fine to me. But Alice doesn't see it that way. I worry that her anxiety is going to rub off on Martha. Oh, I'm sure it won't. I don't know. Kids pick up on things. Well, I'm sure your positivity is rubbing off on her too. Yeah, maybe. I hope so. I just don't want her to feel different. You know I was born with a cleft lip. Yeah. Yeah, it's still got Miss Scar. Here, look. Only slightly. Well, I know my mum and dad felt embarrassed. Embarrassed and probably guilty. Even though it wasn't their fault. It was a different time back then and that's what Alice feels now. Guilty. I'm sure she does. It's understandable. Yeah. It's been a difficult time for all of you. But you know, you'll get through it. I know. In time Alice will come to see that everything is okay and. And she can just enjoy the time with Martha and. And Martha. She'll be fine. Kids are resilient. There. Another basket of balls. Couple of bottles of water too. Is that okay? Yeah, that's great. Thanks, Martin. What's a ladies tea? Ladies tea? It says here on the notice board under Socials. I don't know. I suppose what it says on the tin, I wouldn't know because I've never been. I think it's probably just a chance for the women players to get together and socialise. So what, they have things just for men and just for women? Yeah, but we do have mixed socials and tournaments as well. This club is a little old fashioned. I wouldn't worry about it. You know, golf is a very rewarding sport. Once it all clicks into place and it looks like you could be very good at it. Thanks. Seriously, I think it's really important to get more women to play. Play and feel welcome. Don't let the dinosaurs put you off. That man, Lawrence. How well do you know him? Played a few tournaments together over the years. Why? I've seen him about. He said some stuff to my little brother Cleo. Horrible stuff. Really. Yeah. And Khalil didn't know what to say to him, so. That's dreadful. I've never been a fan. A bit pompous. You know, I didn't have him down as racist. Well, that's a problem, isn't it? You don't until they are. I'm sorry to hear that. It is what it is. All right. Should we get these back to Chelsea? So, grip feet. Do you need any advice since your tutor seems to have left you? He's just inside. There'll be back in a minute. Shall I show you where you're going wrong, Ben? No, it's okay, thanks. Now, what you're doing is you're too far away from the ball. You need to be much closer. And your grip's all wrong. I'll show you. No, thanks. You're all right. There's no trouble. I said no, thank you. Martin Gibson is teaching us. He'll be back in a minute. Martin's clearly teaching you all wrong. Here, this is how you should do it. Your hands here and here. Okay, but I'd rather you didn't touch me. Thank you very much. I'm showing you how old the club correctly. And if I was you, I would dress a little more appropriately next time. What do you mean, there's a dress code? What are you saying? Just that what you're wearing isn't appropriate. I didn't ask for your fashion advice, thank you. I am merely stating the rules. Okay, but you were commenting on my personal appearance. I am simply helping you to avoid a potentially embarrassing situation I don't think you are part of. You're enjoying this. You wouldn't do this to a man, would you? I beg your pardon? Now, listen, little madam, I don't like the tone you're taking with me. I'm not a little madam. And I don't like the tone you're taking with me neither. Please lower your voice. I don't know what it is you're used to, but this is not the kind of place where we have fisticuffs and slanging matches. If you don't like it here, then you should toddle off home. Oh, what home? Don't like. This is ridiculous. You sound ridiculous. Don't you dare laugh at me. You can't just come over here and tell me what to do. So you're really okay about Harrison staying in Yorkshire? I am, yeah. I'm surprisingly okay with it. It's really lovely when we see each other, but we do all right apart. And I keep thinking how we'll really value time together when he gets back. Well, we'll hopefully be out of your hair by then. Honestly, no rush. There's plenty of room I have found this week. A bit tough, if I'm honest. What with Ash and the pressure to do the swim. And Harrison's been working odd hours. We keep missing each other. We leave voice notes, but it's not the same. Poor Ed's born the brunt of it. He's been great. I think the initial novelty of living alone is worn off. We all feel it sometimes. Loneliness. Yeah, I did when me and Alice separated. It took me a long while to get used to it. Not that that's you and Harrison, of course. No, no, no, but I know what you mean. You just get used to doing things together, factoring in someone else. A team. Oh, yeah, nice way of putting it. But then again, there's nothing like Martha to bring you back down to earth. Especially when she's demanding her. Peanut butter sandwiches. You can't be wallowing about in your own misery for too long. Peanut butter sandwiches. My favorite. Oh, not you as well. Yeah, I can't stand this stuff. Love it sometimes. Straight from the jar. Oh, you and Martha are gonna get on well. Yes, I think we all are. Oh, am I glad to see you. He's been over here being awful. Who? That man, Lawrence. He told me to go home. Go home? Yeah, I guess that's where he thinks women belong. He's a bully and you have to stand up to bullies. Martin, a word, please. Yes, I was just having a conversation with your young lady friend here and I think she may have got the wrong end of the stick. I don't think so, really. I was merely helping her with her grip. And informed her of the dress code. She got quite aggressive about it. Aggressive? You told me I weren't dressed appropriately. But I am right, aren't I, Martin? I'm not sure you should be the person to be assessing Chelsea's choice of clothes, Lawrence. But I am correct. There is a dress code here which must be adhered to. There is, but this is the driving range and nobody official from the club has mentioned anything to us. But showing one's midriff and wearing these tight fitting trousers is not really the type of thing we should be encouraging. This is sportswear. Everyone wears this kind of thing. You see, Martin, this is what I've been coming up against. And I did not ask you to come and help me. In fact, you invaded my personal space. Oh, now, this is just ridiculous. Martin, talk some sense into this girl. Or maybe you like this? What? You like hanging around with this type? I beg your pardon? You heard me. Although if I was you, I wouldn't touch her with. Right, that is it. You can stop right there. I'm sorry, Chelsea, that you had to witness the shameful behavior from my fellow golfer. We will have no more of this, Lawrence. No more of this rude and sexist language. And rest assured, I will be reporting this incident to the club captain, who will no doubt take it very seriously. Goodness gracious, man, no need to go that far. Your behaviour will not be tolerated here. Oh, really? Indeed. Yes, indeed. So you might want to think very carefully about that, Sam. I'm Hannah Fried. And I'm Dara o'. Brien. And we are back for another series of Curious Cases where we investigate the scene. Scientific mysteries sent in by you. Are crows capable of complex emotions? What happens to our brains when we fall in love? And I was wondering, why do we lie? I think that one might be aimed at you, Dara. How would you know? That's what a liar would say. We tackle the mysteries of the universe through audacious experiments and expert insight. 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