28/06/2026

Summary

The Archers Omnibus – Episode Summary (28/06/2026)

Podcast: The Archers Omnibus
Host: BBC Radio 4
Episode Date: June 27, 2026
Summary by: BBC Radio 4 Omnibus Summaries

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Overview

This week in Ambridge centers around the ongoing fallout from the dissolution of the Home Farm partnership, touching family division, money disputes, and emotional reckonings. Meanwhile, the villagers grapple with work experience placements, agricultural show preparations, and everyday rural challenges. Key themes include generational conflict, communication in families, and finding one’s place in a busy, sometimes overwhelming, family and community.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Home Farm Breakup: Adam vs. Brian

• Debbie and Adam discuss the solicitor's letter: Adam is reluctant to take further legal action against Brian, preferring not to think about it on Father’s Day; Debbie encourages him to continue fighting for his due share.

  • Debbie (03:03): “Surely, you need to put some pressure on him to respond to the letter.”
  • Adam (03:16): “The sun’s out. It’s Father’s Day, I don’t want to think about any of this right now.”

• Possible Future Options for Adam: Debbie suggests Adam use any eventual payout to start a small, sustainable venture, such as a market garden (07:44).

  • Debbie (07:54): “You could still have a good 20 years to build something amazing to pass on to Xander.”

• Debate about Legal Approaches: Adam and Debbie argue whether to apply more pressure on Brian, with Adam wary of a costly and protracted court battle (12:13). They float the idea of a mediated meeting, possibly with Ruth serving as a neutral facilitator.

  • Debbie (12:27): “Arrange a meeting and present him with a settlement figure. That would save everyone the cost and heartache of a court case.”

• Meeting with Ruth as Mediator: Adam asks Ruth to mediate; she tentatively agrees, emphasizing total impartiality (18:04-20:23).

  • Ruth (20:26): “You do need to understand I’m neither on one side nor the other.”

• The Mediated Negotiation Collapses: The first meeting between Adam and Brian, with Ruth mediating, swiftly unravels into bitterness.

  • Brian (67:37): “My main goal for today is to put a stop to these ridiculous claims.”
  • Ruth (68:01): “Today is about meaningful negotiation and compromise.”
  • Brian (72:46): “Well, you can sling your hook.”
  • Ruth (73:37): “Let’s arrange to meet again one day next week.”
  • Brian (73:44): “There won’t be another meeting, not with me present anyway.”

• Aftermath: Adam is left dejected, feeling the road has run out. Debbie hints at using “Bottlegate” as leverage, but Adam refuses to put his brother Rory at risk (74:55–75:22).

  • Adam (75:21): “Family is more than just blood. We should know that better than most.”

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2. Work Experience Woes: Kira’s Story

• Work Placement Discontent: Kira feels forced into a real estate placement at Amside because she missed applying for a more hands-on job (04:05, 06:18). She complains to various family members, expressing her wish to work at Grange Farm or with Kirsty on rewilding.

• Seeking Alternatives: Multiple conversations with Lillian, Kate, and others about why she doesn’t want an office job and her resentment at not being consulted (35:04–35:55).

• Resolution: Kira ultimately orchestrates a switch to work experience with Kirsty, confirmed by her careers teacher and with her mother’s approval (51:53–52:05).

  • Kira (52:02): “I’m gonna be at rewilding with Kirsty.”
  • Jennifer (52:05): “Such a good idea. Right up your street, you’ve always liked being outside.”

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3. Generational & Sibling Tensions

• Family Kitchen Flashpoints: Kira and her brother George repeatedly clash, with their exchanges escalating until Kate intervenes, setting up a forced teamwork exercise (61:06–63:20).

• Emotional Heart-to-Heart: Kate and Kira have a candid conversation about Kira’s struggles with communication, feeling ignored compared to George, and an incident from New Year’s Eve where Kira felt unsupported.

  • Kira (58:03): “Most of the time I just don’t want to bother you.”
  • Kate (58:03): “It’s never a bother... you can always come to us if you’re worried.”
  • Kira (58:42): “Who would have cared about what I had done? It’s hardly like I’d been sent to prison or got attacked or ended up pregnant.”
  • Kate (59:23): “You are funny and brilliant and... the kids at school are lucky to know you.”

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4. Borchester Show & Village Life

• Show Preparations: Discussions about roles at the Borchester Show, sponsorship, and the need for a ‘Chief Livestock Liaison’ (21:16–22:41).

  • Pat (21:16): “Chief Livestock Liaison is vital on the day, but there’s not a lot you can be doing to prepare for it.”

• Amber’s Wellbeing: Anne Marie (Amber’s mother) seeks reassurance about her daughter, worried she is overworking herself (10:51, 26:14). Ends with a tentative reconciliation between Anne Marie and George.

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5. Bridge Farm Tensions: The New Milking Parlour

• Susan, Tom, and Farm Decisions: Disputes arise over Susan advancing plans for a new milking parlour, booking reps and getting quotes without consulting the family. Tom feels blindsided; Susan insists it’s necessary business planning (50:23–55:55).

  • Susan (50:23): “Getting a new parlour isn’t a done deal.”
  • Tom (54:43): “You’re steamrolling ahead as if none of us even exist.”

• Resolution Attempt: They agree to gather information for a future family discussion, but underlying tensions remain (55:56–56:05).

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6. Everyday Life, Friendships, and School

• Village Youths: Scenes of Henry, Kira, and friends discussing school, football teams, and the challenges and minor misdemeanors of teenage life (40:03–42:47).

  • Henry (41:48): “Did you just tell her you weren’t doing it?”
  • Kira (41:52): “Yep. I’ve got a much better idea.”

• Community Spirit: Family and community members support each other through daily routines, helping each other in the garden, and organizing dinner gatherings (43:05–44:08, 62:07–63:20).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Debbie (07:54): “You might be almost 60, but you’re healthy and full of energy. You could still have a good 20 years to build something amazing to pass on to Xander.”
• Rory (16:07): “You do know I’m not on your side in all this? …I don’t approve of how you’ve behaved.”
• Brian (67:37): "My main goal for today is to put a stop to these ridiculous claims."
• Kira (35:06): “Because I don’t ever want to work in an office and talk to people on phones or sell stuff.”
• Kate (58:09): “Look, it’s never a bother. It doesn’t matter what else is going on, you can always come to us if you’re worried.”
• Adam (75:21): “Family is more than just blood. We should know that better than most.”
• Kate (61:32): “Well, let’s call them instructions then, eh?”

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Key Segments & Timestamps

• Adam & Debbie discuss legal options: 02:01–03:16, 07:13–07:54, 12:04–12:27, 74:55–75:22
• Kira’s work experience struggle: 04:02–06:18, 35:03–35:55, 51:53–52:05
• Ruth agrees to mediate: 18:04–20:26
• The failed family partnership negotiation: 67:09–73:59
• Kitchen family drama and Kate/Kira’s heart-to-heart: 56:05–60:13 (including argument, apology, and resolution)
• Susan & Tom’s farm dispute: 50:23–56:05
• Borchester Show preparations: 21:16–22:44, 30:12–30:41

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Tone & Language

The episode’s tone is warm but deeply realistic, with blunt family conversations, authentic generational misunderstandings, and moments of emotional vulnerability and humour. The dialogue retains the colloquial, often teasing language of rural community life. Characters regularly interrupt each other and overlay dry sarcasm with genuine concern.

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Closing Thoughts

This week’s Archers Omnibus paints a vivid portrait of life in Ambridge in 2026, where family feuds are as formative as fields and finances, and where every generation is negotiating for their say and their place. The big Home Farm negotiation highlights the pain of transition, while smaller moments—like Kira's work placement journey and heartfelt chats—underscore the value of communication, compromise, and community.

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Transcript

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[Debbie]

Oh, this is so nice. Just you, me and Xander.

[Adam]

If it was always like this, I

[Brian]

think I'd be happy.

[Debbie]

I'm sorry things are so tough.

[Adam]

Oh, you know, at least I've had the pleasure of redirecting all the Home farm headaches to Brian. All the niggly annoyances of day to day farm management, including a text this morning from Martin Gibson asking for an update.

[George (Granddad)]

Hmm.

[Debbie]

You know, I have to say, I like the thought of Brian's phone constantly pinging, finally realizing just how much of the work you took on Xander.

[Brian]

Here.

[Debbie]

Five minutes.

[Adam]

Pass me the sun cream, would you? Eat and I'll start packing up.

[Debbie]

What time are we dropping Xander Kit?

[Adam]

Half one. That should give us time to walk up to Bridge Farm for our afternoon tea.

[Debbie]

Has Brian mentioned the solicitor's letter yet?

[Adam]

Of course not.

[Debbie]

Well, but that can be the end of it, surely?

[Adam]

What else can I do?

[Debbie]

Whatever it takes to hold him to account.

[Adam]

Hey, I thought you were keen for me to accept. I'm not going to inherit and move on.

[Debbie]

Yeah, I Am. But I think you have to fight for what he owes you. Surely you need to put some pressure on him to respond to the letter.

[Adam]

Look, the sun's out. It's Sunday, Father's Day, and I don't want to think about any of this right now.

[Kira]

Ready, Henry?

[Henry]

Go for it.

[Kira]

And Kira Grundy shows the nation how to take a perfect Chloe Kelly penalty. Top right hand corner. Oh, off the bar. Oh, Jack's goal's so small. I think it was better when we just used jumpers.

[Henry]

Try again.

[Kira]

I'm too hot. Have you got any water?

[Henry]

Here.

[Kira]

Thanks. Oh, that's better.

[Henry]

You can't go to afternoon tea with your dad looking like that. You're soaked.

[Kira]

It's only water. It'll dry off.

[Henry]

Did you sort out your work experience? Khalil told me you missed the deadline.

[Kira]

Yeah. Then Mum went and got me a week working at Umside.

[Henry]

That might be all right.

[Kira]

It won't. I'll be stuck in Lillian Bellamy's study trying to rent houses to rich people. Oh. See how the light slides through the west window to glimmer on the swimming pool.

[Henry]

And notice how the kitchen island is made of pure gold.

[Kira]

Oh. You're alright working here? We're doing stuff you actually want to do.

[Henry]

You could have applied to do farm work if you hadn't left it too late.

[Kira]

That's what my mum said, but I just forgot. Oh, it's my dad. He's on his way.

[Henry]

Okay.

[Kira]

My mum booked the tea room and told me and George we had to take dad. Poppy and Will are doing their own thing.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah. Natasha's Father's Day special.

[Kira]

What are you up to? Why aren't you playing cricket?

[Henry]

Because Mum had this idea that she'd take Jack and me out for the day. Crazy golfing, hot dogs.

[Kira]

Sounds good.

[Henry]

Nah, I decided not to go. I'd rather hang about here than spend another minute with Jack.

[Kira]

Still in your room?

[Henry]

Yep.

[Kira]

You could come for afternoon tea with us.

[Henry]

I don't know.

[Kira]

Oh, come on. I can eat cake and you can listen to George going on about how slapping a bit of paint on this old junk cart basically makes him dad of the Year.

[Henry]

Ed might think it's a bit weird if I'm there, you know, for Father's Day.

[Kira]

Here's my dad now. You come in.

[Henry]

Yeah, all right.

[Jennifer]

If you're sure.

[Kate]

Hi, Emery. Hi, Kira.

[Kira]

Dad, Henry's coming with us, if that's okay.

[Kate]

Yeah, of course. I'm sure we can find an extra chair.

[BILT Announcer]

Great.

[Kira]

Henry's gonna chat to George So I don't have to.

[Kate]

Oh, that's the spirit.

[Henry]

I'll just grab my hoodie from the farmhouse. See you there.

[Kate]

So, do you think I'll win a

[Kira]

prize at the show with the Texels?

[Kate]

Well, yeah, unless there's a prize for Most Handsome dad in Borchester.

[Kira]

I think you could win.

[Kate]

What, most Handsome Dad?

[Kira]

No, a prize for the Texels, but only if you have some help getting them show ready.

[Kate]

Who's gonna have time for that?

[Kira]

Me. Well, I could do it for my work experience.

[Kate]

Well, I thought your mum had sorted that.

[Kira]

She did, but I'd much rather work at Grange Farm. And I wouldn't even need supervising.

[Kate]

Well, I think your school might have a different idea about that.

[Kira]

But Amstein's gonna be awful. How would you like be to stuck in a house with Justin?

[Kate]

Elliot, come on, it's only for a week. There'll always be things you won't like about a job.

[Kira]

So I just have to suck it up.

[Kate]

Oh, not exactly. What I'm saying is you need to focus on the positives. Like me at Home Farm. It has its challenges, but as long as I keep well away from the Aldridge family politics, it's not a bad job.

[Kira]

Really?

[Kate]

Well, yeah. I mean, I get to be outside good at what I do. I'm left alone to get on with it most of the time.

[Kira]

So what are the positives of working at Amside? TikTok. TikTok.

[Ruth]

TikTok.

[Kira]

TikTok. Time's up. You thought of exactly none.

[Kate]

No, that is not true. I've got one. Lillian is bound to have a fancy coffee machine.

[Kira]

But I don't drink coffee.

[Kate]

Oh, is that a skylark over there?

[Kira]

Dad, there's no skylark. Don't change the subject.

[Adam]

I remember driving up this track the first morning I started work here. The relief of knowing there'd be no game playing at Bridge Farm, no power struggles.

[Debbie]

Now, would you work here again if there was a job?

[Adam]

No. No, as much as I loved it at the time, it would feel like a backward step.

[Debbie]

But that's exactly why you need to fight Brian for what he owes you. You know, because with some money behind you, you suddenly have options.

[Adam]

Even if Brian gives me a generous payoff, I'll never own a farm now. And at my age, I'm unlikely to be given a tenancy.

[Debbie]

Oh, something else, then. What about renting a bit of land?

[Adam]

Oh, for something like a. Like a market garden?

[Debbie]

Yes, yeah, exactly. That kind of thing.

[Adam]

Yeah, Keep it small and sustainable.

[Debbie]

You might be almost 60, but you're healthy and full of energy. You could still have a good 20 years to build something amazing to pass on to Xander.

[Kate]

Okay, which cake is everyone going to start with?

[Kira]

Red velvet.

[Henry]

I'll have a scone, please.

[George (Granddad)]

Here you go.

[Brian]

Thanks, George.

[Kate]

Looks like half the village is here. Brookfield, Archers, Adam and Ian.

[George]

I see Adam's not invited Brian to join them. Oh, sorry. I'm gonna have to take this. I'll be back in a minute. Hi.

[Anne Marie]

Hi, George. I hope it's not a bad time. Well, I've just got a few questions about the Borchester show. Logistical questions, actually.

[George]

Anne Marie, can I phone you back? I'm just in the middle of something.

[Anne Marie]

Of course. But before you go, just tell me how Amber's doing. I tried ringing her, but she didn't answer.

[George]

She's fine. She's at work.

[Anne Marie]

I left a few messages yesterday, then I started to worry that something was wrong.

[George]

No, nothing's wrong. She's just hugely busy at the moment.

[Anne Marie]

Right.

[George]

So I'll ring you back in a bit.

[Anne Marie]

If you could.

[George]

All right. Bye.

[Anne Marie]

Thank you, George.

[Tom]

Bye.

[Kate]

Well, pass the milk, would you, Henry?

[George (Granddad)]

Here you go.

[George]

Sorry about that.

[Kira]

So rude on Dad's spirit special day.

[Kate]

Oh, I don't mind.

[George]

I wasn't being rude, Kira. I was actually on a business call.

[Kira]

I literally don't care.

[Kate]

Oh, this is nice. Another slice of Victoria sponge, anyone?

[George]

Yes, please.

[Adam]

Xander's going to love us a box full of leftover cakes.

[Debbie]

Yeah. Although I might change my mind about letting them have the tart. That lemon curd is divine.

[Adam]

You know, I've been thinking about the market garden idea. Once Sanders in bed, I'm gonna do a bit of research. Get some ballpark figures of what I would need to get something like that off the ground.

[Debbie]

It's a great idea. Once you've worked out what you need, you can really up the pressure on Brian.

[Adam]

When it's putting pressure on Brian ever works well.

[Debbie]

I mean, surely there are legal implications he can't ignore.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Lovely afternoon, isn't it?

[Adam]

Gorgeous.

[Debbie]

Everybody up there? You gone back in for more cake?

[Kate]

Oh, no, no, I couldn't eat another thing. Kira thinks she left her phone on the table.

[Debbie]

How you getting on at home Farm? Is Brian treating you well?

[Kate]

You know, head down, get the work done. I'm sorry to hear that things didn't end on the best terms between you and Brian, Adam.

[Adam]

Yeah, thanks, Ed. I used to like this time. The calm before the harvest starts. Bit of headspace to dream about how the farm might look in 5, 10,

[Kate]

15 years covered in caravans. If Brian has anything to do with it.

[Adam]

So he's still wedded to that ridiculous idea?

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[Kate]

It's all on full steam ahead.

[Anne Marie]

Thanks for back. Are you at home? Is Amber there?

[George]

No, I'm at my mum's.

[Anne Marie]

I see.

[George]

You said you had some questions about the show.

[Anne Marie]

Well, yes.

[George]

So do you want to.

[Anne Marie]

Do you think Amber's overdoing it? Working too hard?

[George]

I don't think so. She seems fine. Loads of energy.

[Anne Marie]

That's good to hear.

[George]

But after the show I'll try and get her to rest a bit more. Though she's not really a rester.

[Anne Marie]

That's true. She's more like me than she'd like to admit.

[George]

So, about the show.

[Anne Marie]

I just wanted to say that it's good to know that Bill and I can ring you if Amber isn't answering.

[George]

Okay.

[Anne Marie]

Sorry, George. That's Bill now. I've got to go, but I. Is Amber off work tomorrow or Tuesday?

[George]

Tuesday.

[Anne Marie]

Wonderful. I'll try calling her then. Bye, George.

[George]

Bye.

[Kira]

What are you doing here?

[George]

Don't worry, I'm not staying. I'm off back to make dinner for dad.

[Kira]

Okay. See you.

[George]

Kira.

[Kira]

What?

[George]

Mum said you're doing work experience with Lillian Bellamy.

[Kira]

Yeah.

[George]

That should be good. Like good experience.

[Kira]

It won't. I don't want to do it.

[George]

I know they seem posh, but don't let that scare you.

[Henry]

I.

[George]

All you have to do to get Lillian on side is to turn on the charm. Tell her you love her shoes or her jewellery or whatever.

[Kira]

What are you talking about? You spent the last six months borrowed from her pub.

[Debbie]

Yeah, but that's not actually the Wild West. There are legal implications to dissolving the partnership, right?

[Adam]

I imagine so, in theory.

[Debbie]

Well then let's get the solicitor to send another letter. Just make it impossible for Brian to ignore.

[Adam]

You realize every legal letter costs us a fortune. And what's the long term goal? Taking Brian to court?

[Debbie]

Not if necessary.

[Adam]

But a dispute like this could take years to settle. Decades. I mean, do you really want to get into a never ending court case with ever increasing costs?

[Debbie]

Well, then we call his bluff. Brian won't want to spend the rest of his life locked in a legal battle either. Arrange a meeting and present him with a settlement figure. That would save everyone the cost and heartache of a court case.

[Adam]

Can you imagine how that meeting would go?

[Debbie]

You'd need a mediator to make it work. Like a marriage guidance counsellor for family farms.

[Adam]

Do you fancy taking on that role?

[Debbie]

No. Oh, But I'll tell you who might. Ruth Archer. I mean, she's neutral. And she represented Rory when he was too young to have ascend the partnership. She did a good job, didn't she?

[Adam]

Mm, she did. You know, that's not a bad idea.

[Pat]

There must be a block in the pipe over there. Ruth. This trough's nearly empty and it was fine yesterday.

[Kira]

Okay.

[Ruth]

And come back up and have a proper look before I help Pip with the milking.

[Pat]

Well, don't worry. I'll have a go at unblocking it now.

[Tom]

Right, sounds.

[Ruth]

Sounds like I'll have time for a quick cover then.

[Pat]

Well, I'll walk down with you. I think I'm going to need the drain rods. And then when I'm done here, I will pop over to Bridge Farm to see Tony about the Borchester show.

[Ruth]

I can't believe it's only two weeks away.

[Jennifer]

Oh, no.

[Pat]

How on earth am I going to get everything done?

[Ruth]

Did you hear from Josh at all this week?

[Pat]

Nope. Did you?

[Ruth]

Apart from that thumbs up on Jill's picture of the chickens, nothing.

[Pat]

I suppose we should be grateful. Must mean he's getting on okay. No big disasters.

[Ruth]

True.

[Pat]

I left another message for PC Truman this morning, checking if there's any news on the DNA tests.

[Ruth]

You still think they'll find the dog who did it?

[Pat]

They'd better.

[Ruth]

Hi, Adam.

[Adam]

Afternoon, Ruth.

[Kit]

How are you?

[Ruth]

Fine. You?

[Debbie]

Yeah, yeah, good, good.

[Adam]

I was just wondering if you could spare me half an hour before afternoon milking. I could do with your advice.

[Ruth]

Actually, it's perfect timing. I'm heading back to the house to put the kettle on.

[Pat]

Oh, great.

[Adam]

Great. See you soon.

[Tom]

Bye.

[Ruth]

Adam's coming round. He wants some advice.

[Pat]

Oh, what about?

[Ruth]

Actually, I have no idea. I didn't ask him.

[Pat]

How did he sound?

[Ruth]

Okay, I think.

[Pat]

I'm worried he's in a bad way. Keep thinking how excited he was when he told me he was inheriting Home Farm.

[Ruth]

I know. It must feel like the rug's been pulled from under his feet.

[Rory]

Oh, it's been lovely sitting out here in the sun. Like being on holiday.

[Brian]

Yeah, well, we have to take advantage of it while it lasts. Weather's gonna turn later in the week.

[Rory]

Yeah, I heard that.

[Brian]

Thanks for treating me to lunch. Kate. Apologies for not being around yesterday, but when Chris invited me to go on the heritage railway with Martha and Neil, I jumped at the chance, of course. Well, I didn't think you and Alice would be too disappointed not to see me on Father's Day. And it turned out Rory was never planning on coming over, he sent an expensive bottle of Scotch that arrived on Saturday.

[Rory]

Oh, that's nice. But you had a good day?

[Brian]

Yeah, smashing. Just a shame Xander wasn't with us.

[Rory]

I know you would have loved that. More tea?

[Brian]

Yeah, please. Then I think about it. We should have gone somewhere. We could order champagne.

[Rory]

Why?

[Brian]

To celebrate that I get the land back and the farm partnership is dissolved.

[Rory]

I'm not going to drink to that, dad.

[Brian]

Fine. Well, I'll have to toast myself with my Earl Grey tea. Cheers, dad.

[Rory]

You do know I'm not on your side in all this? It's lovely having lunch with you, but I don't approve of how you've behaved.

[Brian]

Well, we can enjoy each other's company and mutual disapproval, then.

[Rory]

Oh, goodness.

[Tom]

It's after two.

[Rory]

I better get going. I'm leading back to back yoga and Pilates sessions this afternoon.

[Brian]

Well, I hope that goes well.

[Rory]

Thanks. Even though the classes have been pretty full recently, I still need to think of ways to try and boost income.

[Brian]

Yeah, me too. The planning permission for the caravan storage looks set to be allowed.

[Rory]

And exactly what will that entail?

[Lillian]

Don't worry.

[Brian]

Don't worry. Worry. They'll be on an area of hard standing at the far end of your field. I'll possibly need to widen the access, but it won't be too disruptive?

[Rory]

I should hope not.

[Brian]

So I can count on you not to object to the planning application?

[Rory]

You can't count on anything of the sort.

[Brian]

You've proven that again and again.

[Rory]

See you later, dad.

[Brian]

Yeah. Bye, darling. And thanks again for lunch.

[George (Granddad)]

Just leaving, Kate?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Rory]

No rest for the wicked.

[Kate]

All right, Brian?

[Brian]

Yeah, well fed and happy, Terry. Do you want to join me?

[Kate]

Oh, thanks.

[Brian]

How's things?

[George (Granddad)]

Not bad. I've been helping Pat in the garden. We're giving it a complete makeover, but I'm hoping to sneak off and have an hour to myself making repairs to Hollerton Junction.

[Brian]

Huh? Oh, you mean your train, sir.

[George (Granddad)]

My model railway, in fact. If you don't need to rush off, I'd like to show you something.

[Brian]

What is it?

[George (Granddad)]

The tiny Angus herd Pat bought me. I've just finished making the fences for round their field.

[Brian]

Is this all there is to look forward to, Tony? Our life's work diminished to model size?

[George (Granddad)]

I'm actually quite pleased with them.

[Brian]

It's hardly a replacement for the real thing, if. How are you? I'd ignore those pesky kids of yours, go out and buy them back. Put your foot down.

[George (Granddad)]

Right. And how's that going for you, Brian?

[Adam]

I know you don't have long, so I'll cut to the chase. Would you be up for being present in a meeting to act as a mediator between Brian and me?

[Ruth]

Why me?

[Adam]

Because you were always brilliant as Rora's representative on the partnership.

[Ruth]

Thank you. I took that responsibility seriously.

[Adam]

Debbie and I often commented on how well you advocated for him. Calm, well informed, never easily swayed.

[Ruth]

So what would you expect from me in a meeting with you and Brian?

[Adam]

Well, look, it's no secret that there's been a serious breakdown between the two of us. If I go to Brian on my own, I can guarantee it will end badly. With you there to mediate, I might have a chance of at least saying my piece before he storms out.

[Ruth]

I don't know. I'm really not sure about getting involved in Aldridge family matters. And then there was the dog attack.

[Adam]

I heard that was horrendous. I'm so sorry.

[Ruth]

Thank you.

[Adam]

I suppose the more people hear about prosecutions, the less likely they are to let dogs off leads.

[Ruth]

That's the idea.

[Adam]

So what do you say, Ruth? Will you help me out?

[Ruth]

Let me think about him? Oh, you know, Adam, I wish I had three farms to leave to the kids. Then there'd be no debate, no hurt feelings.

[Adam]

I don't know if Ben would thank you for landing a farm on his hands.

[Jennifer]

True.

[Adam]

Is Josh still upset?

[Tracy]

Of course.

[Ruth]

And I understand why. I just hope he comes to realize that our decision wasn't a judgment on him.

[Adam]

It's hard, though.

[Ruth]

It is hard to avoid bad blood. I remember the time Elizabeth didn't speak to David and me for months when we were entrusted with running Brookfield. You just have to hope that the family bonds are stronger than the conflicts and the hurt they cause.

[Adam]

Okay. Well, I really appreciate you even considering this. Let me know what you decide.

[Jennifer]

Will do.

[Ruth]

Oh, Adam, before you go, I'd love to know what you hope to get out of this meeting. What are you most keen to fight for? What compromises are you willing to make?

[Adam]

Since I'm never going to inherit the farm, what I'm now after is a fair payout for all the partners.

[Rory]

Right.

[Ruth]

Well, I have a decision for you by the end of the day.

[Brian]

Yeah. Great.

[Ruth]

But you do need to understand that I'm neither on one side nor the other.

[Adam]

So you agree with Brian that he owes us nothing?

[Ruth]

I'm just saying, in the meeting, in the role of mediator, I'll have to be completely even handed.

[George (Granddad)]

David over here.

[Pat]

Almost didn't see you behind the gooseberry bush.

[George (Granddad)]

Yes, it's in danger of taking over the whole Edible Forest gardens, so I'm harvesting it for this week's veg boxes. Perfect for summer salads. So what about this Borchester show? To be honest, I was pleased to get your text. I've been meaning to give you a ring all weekend. I've actually no idea what I should be doing to prepare. I feel like I've missed an email or meeting or something.

[Pat]

No, no, no, no, no. Let me put your mind at rest. Chief Livestock Liaison is vi vital on the day, but there's not a lot you can be doing to prepare for it.

[George (Granddad)]

So what will be expected of me, then?

[Pat]

Well, you will be looking after the entrance and the judges. A bit of schmoozing, possibly a bit of troubleshooting.

[George (Granddad)]

I'm not much of a schmoozer.

[Pat]

Oh, you'll be great. Not after Glossy Top Show. What we want is a good, honest farmer who knows their stuff.

[George (Granddad)]

And what about the livestock?

[Pat]

Well, you'll need to help make sure they're all in the right place. But we won't have the final plans until next week when we start the actual setup.

[George (Granddad)]

So I just sit tight until then?

[Pat]

That's right, yeah. The Livestock Secretary is on top of all the admin and biosecurity. I just really wanted to check that you will definitely be there on the day. I had a bit of a panic when Tom said that you and Pat were heading to that flower show in Badminton.

[George (Granddad)]

Oh, we are. But it's only a day trip.

[Pat]

So you'll be back on the Wednesday evening?

[George (Granddad)]

Oh, yeah. I can come straight over to the show ground for any last minute instructions.

[Pat]

Perfect. But I insist on meeting you in the Bull. I'm pretty sure I will deserve a pint by that stage.

[George (Granddad)]

Fine by me.

[Pat]

Right, well, I had better get off. I've got a list as long as my arm of things to do. Ruth and Pip have been fabulous, taking on so much more of the farm work to find. Free up my time for this.

[George (Granddad)]

So, what's next on the list?

[Pat]

Checking in with all the platinum sponsors and then contacting our mystery special guest who will be giving out some of the prizes on the day.

[George (Granddad)]

And can Chief Livestock Liaison be let in on the secret of who's going to win?

[Pat]

No, they can't. Oh, excuse me.

[Debbie]

Hi, Ruth.

[Pat]

I'm just heading back. How did it go with Adam?

[Ruth]

He wants me to mediate a meeting between him and Brian.

[Pat]

Oh, and you said yes?

[Ruth]

I said I'll think about it.

[Pat]

Remember how you got burnt before that's

[Ruth]

why I didn't give an outright yes. I'm very fond of Adam, and I hate seeing the old ages divided like this. So, yeah, I think I'm gonna agree to give it a go.

[Kit]

So Ruth has agreed to be the

[Adam]

umpire, but my instinct is to keep it simple, just the three of us.

[Rory]

Fine by me. I imagine Alice will feel the same.

[Adam]

I just don't want to be accused of leaving you out of the loop.

[Rory]

Are you planning on telling Debbie and Rory?

[Adam]

Nope. But I'm sure they won't complain if I can get Brian to agree to a deal that we all benefit from financially.

[Anne Marie]

I just.

[Rory]

I wouldn't get your hopes up. Even with Ruth there to keep things civilized, I. I can't see you getting what you want.

[Adam]

Yeah, but it's not just what I want. Or it shouldn't be. What Brian's doing is stealing from us.

[Rory]

And what he won't like is you pointing that out. My advice would be to leave it for now. You know what he's like. Poke the bear and he'll go into attack mode. Leave it, and I'm almost certain he'll soften and come round in his own time.

[Ruth]

Mmm, smells good.

[Brian]

Oh, thank you, Ruth. Yeah, I don't think I get enough praise for my culinary efforts. Since Jenny died, I've actually learned a lot. To the point I almost enjoy cooking. As long as I have the kitchen to myself, a decent bottle of red is company.

[Ruth]

Well, I won't invade your kitchen for long, but I just hoped you might agree to this meeting.

[Brian]

I'm sorry to dash your hopes, but I don't even want to speak to Adam, let alone negotiate with him. The man tried to have me certified. And did you know, even worse than that, he's banned me from seeing Xander.

[Ruth]

I didn't know that. But isn't that even more reason for you to show willing? If you at least meet Adam, even if nothing comes of it, you'll have gained some of the moral high ground.

[Brian]

Possibly pepper ground. Would you, Ruth? Thank you.

[Ruth]

You have nothing to lose from agreeing to a meeting. And I'm pretty sure Alice and Kate will be pleased to hear you're doing your best to bring the family back together again.

[Brian]

Well, I'll think about it.

[Ruth]

All right. Just let me know when you've made up your mind.

[George]

I'm Marie.

[Kira]

Hello.

[Lillian]

George.

[Anne Marie]

I promise I'm not staying. I just wanted to hand over these brownies. Homemade. Amber's favorite.

[George]

That's really kind of you. Thanks. I'm sure she'll be thrilled Is she

[Anne Marie]

in, by any chance?

[George]

No, sorry, she's still at work.

[Anne Marie]

I thought you said she'd be off today.

[George]

She was supposed to be, but she swapped a shift with a mate.

[Anne Marie]

Oh, okay.

[George]

You can come in if you want to wait for her. She should be back in about an hour.

[Anne Marie]

I don't know, that might seem a bit too much. What do you think?

[George]

Up to you.

[Anne Marie]

I know I should have messaged a check. It was a good time. But if I'm honest with you, George, I worry she would make an excuse not to see me if she had any warning of me turning up.

[George]

I don't know about that. I thought she messaged you yesterday.

[Anne Marie]

Oh, I couldn't accuse her ignoring us. She almost always replies to our message, but usually only with a word or two or a thumbs up. And of course, she sent her dad a Father's Day card. In fact, it arrived early. But there was no chance she was going to come and actually see us on Sunday.

[George]

Yeah, well, she's been busy.

[Anne Marie]

I know. He said.

[Henry]

Yeah.

[Anne Marie]

So I think I'll just leave these brownies and get going.

[Jennifer]

Okay, then.

[Anne Marie]

Maybe I could get a quick glass of water before I drive back. No need to tidy up. Don't worry on my account.

[Adam]

Right.

[Anne Marie]

How's the bedroom coming on already for the baby?

[George]

The shelving unit's finished and the cots in place. Looks really nice.

[Anne Marie]

You'll have to let us know what else you need. Bill and I would love to get something for the baby.

[George]

What about one of those things for over the cot?

[Anne Marie]

A mobile?

[George]

Yeah, I remember my sister Kira having one that played the same thing over and over again. It got her to sleep, but it kept me awake. I swear I can still hear that tune sometimes.

[Tracy]

Do you think this hanging basket's had enough water yet?

[Anne Marie]

I think it can take a bit more, Tracey.

[Ruth]

Really?

[Jennifer]

Give it a good soaking.

[Tracy]

I saw the baskets at the 3 tons were looking a bit sorry for themselves.

[Lillian]

I'll tell Jolene you said that. She'll be delighted.

[Tracy]

All right, that's enough. I'm coming down. You got a good grip on the ladder, Lillian?

[Lillian]

Yeah, I have.

[Tracy]

I was talking to Adam in the shop this morning. You know he's not working at Home Farm anymore?

[Lillian]

Yes, I've heard about it from both sides. Brian and Adam.

[Tracy]

So what about training him up to do a few shifts at the ball?

[Lillian]

He might actually be quite good behind the bar. But I can't see him in the kitchen.

[Kira]

Why not?

[Tracy]

Surely he's picked up some of Ian's culinary skills over the years.

[Ruth]

Hello, Kira.

[Kira]

Oh, hi.

[Tracy]

How are you getting on? Good day at school?

[Kira]

It was all right.

[Lillian]

Now, Kira, this is good timing. I've been meaning to have a chat with you about your work experience with us next week. We're incredibly busy at Ameside, so it'll be wonderful to have another pair of willing heads.

[Tracy]

Oh, filling envelopes, making coffee.

[Kira]

Don't listen to her, Kira.

[Lillian]

I have got some very exciting things lined up for you.

[Kira]

Sorry. Can I come and see you another time? It's just I've got to get this homework sheet off. Henry.

[Lillian]

Yes, no, no problem, darling.

[Kira]

I. I'll catch you later.

[Anne Marie]

I don't want to take up any more of your time, George. I should head off.

[George]

Okay. I'm sorry. She's usually home by now.

[Anne Marie]

Oh, unless that's from her now.

[George]

It is. Hold on. Sorry. Anne Marie. She says she's gonna get something to eat with one of her mates at work.

[Anne Marie]

Ah, well, never mind.

[George]

But thanks to the Bronies. No wonder Abra loves them. They're delicious.

[Anne Marie]

It's not been a complete waste of a trip, then?

[George]

Nah, not at all. And I'm pleased we've had this chat. Hopefully things will be a bit less awkward for Amber now, you know, if you and me are getting on all right.

[Anne Marie]

I hope so too.

[George]

I think it's actually been hard for her. Caught in the middle, trying to keep everyone happy.

[Anne Marie]

Well, things have certainly improved since you reached out to us about the Borchester show. Bill and I were encouraged. She felt she could ask.

[George]

Yeah, we're grateful Gordon's a Borchester took a stand.

[Anne Marie]

Bill thinks it'll be fantastic for business. We've been extremely impressed so far with the whole thing. David Archer rang to speak to Bill yesterday to talk it through.

[George]

Did he say anything to you about upgrading to the platinum sponsorship?

[Anne Marie]

No. What does that entail?

[George]

It's an extra charge, obviously, but you get loads for your money. Lunch at the President's Table, mentions on socials, 10 guest passes, an advert on the show, ring banner shoutouts on the Tannoy, as well as a write up in the Borchester Echo show.

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[George (Granddad)]

Hmm.

[Anne Marie]

Can you email me the details?

[George]

Of course.

[Anne Marie]

Thank you. I'll take a look.

[George]

That's not all, though. The best thing is you get a dedicated host for the day.

[Anne Marie]

And might that host be Amber?

[George (Granddad)]

Yes.

[George]

Well, probably. Almost certainly. If that would seal the deal.

[Anne Marie]

Let me talk it through with Bill, but I'm pleased you mentioned it to me. It's definitely worth considering.

[Tom]

Great.

[Pat]

Brilliant.

[George]

Thank you.

[Anne Marie]

But Maybe don't say anything to Amber yet. I don't want her to get her hopes up if Bill doesn't agree to it.

[Lillian]

We need to put in an order for more of those local gins. They're flying out.

[Tracy]

Oh, it's the season for it, really.

[Lillian]

I always think of G and T as sand season.

[Tracy]

Does that mean you're happy to drink it all year round?

[Lillian]

Exactly what it means, darling.

[Anne Marie]

Good afternoon.

[Tracy]

Afternoon. What can I get you?

[Anne Marie]

A soda with a slice of lime, please.

[Tracy]

Coming up. What brings you to Hambridge? Business or pleasure?

[Anne Marie]

A bit of both.

[Kira]

Are you here often?

[Tracy]

It's just I feel like I've met you before.

[Anne Marie]

My daughter lives in the village and people often say we look alike.

[Kira]

Maybe that's it.

[Tracy]

Oh, now there's a challenge. Can I guess who your daughter is? Don't tell me. Amber Gordon. I bet you're Amber's mum.

[Anne Marie]

I am, yes. I just dropped some brownies off with her fiance, George.

[Tracy]

Oh, pleased to meet you. I'm Tracy Horribin and your daughter's fella is my great nephew.

[Anne Marie]

I'm Anne Marie. And it's very nice to meet some of George's family. Amber's been so warmly welcomed into the fold.

[Tracy]

Oh, well, she's a lovely girl. She rolled up her sleeves and settled into village life even before George came back.

[Lillian]

Tracy, I've just spotted Kira walking on the green.

[Kira]

Will you hold a fork for me?

[Tracy]

I always do.

[Jennifer]

Hey, Kira, wait.

[Kira]

What is it, George?

[George]

Are you walking home?

[Kira]

Yeah. Why?

[George]

I might as well walk with you. Amber's eating oats, so Clary invited me for sausage mash and Yorkshire puddings.

[Kira]

I'd rather walk on my own.

[Lillian]

Kira.

[Kira]

Oh, no.

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[Kira]

Okay, you can walk with me, but we have to go now. Kira.

[George]

Are you avoiding her or something?

[Kira]

No. Kind of. Yeah.

[George]

I should be the one running away from Lillian, not you.

[Kira]

I just don't know what to say to her.

[Brian]

Don't be daft.

[George]

You're far smarter than Lillian and all her stuck up family.

[Kira]

Oh, glad I caught you.

[Brian]

Why?

[George]

What have I done now?

[Lillian]

Very funny. It's actually your sister I'm after now. I was worried that Tracy's very unhelpful joke about envelope stuffing might have put you off. So I just wanted to let you know what I actually have in store for you next week.

[George]

Great. She's very excited. Aren't you, George?

[Lillian]

Well, on Monday I'll get you up to speed on our sites and social media.

[Ruth]

Okay.

[Lillian]

But towards the end of the week, I should be able to arrange some Property viewing appointments for us and maybe a cheeky pub lunch. And of course, you'll be answering the phone, so not an envelope inside.

[George]

Sounds great. Aye, Kira.

[Kira]

Well, I don't think I'll be very good at answering phones.

[George]

Don't listen to her, Lillian. She's always saying she isn't good at something, then goes and smashes it. Oh, I'm rubbish at football. And then she scores like a hat trick or something. And on her last report, she got predicted an 8 for her GCSE English.

[Kira]

That's only predicted. Doesn't mean I'm gonna get it.

[Lillian]

I'm sure you will. Congratulations.

[George]

I know, right? And she has a whole year left, so she could even get a nine.

[Kira]

How do you even know what my report said?

[George]

Because Mum hasn't stopped going on about it. She told literally everyone endlessly.

[Lillian]

It sounds like we'll be wanting to keep you for longer than a week. Kira. I need to thank you, clever old Mum, for coming up with the idea.

[Kira]

I just wish she'd ask me first.

[George]

Kira, don't be so rude. Sorry, Lillian, you know what teenage girls are like.

[Anne Marie]

All right, George.

[George]

I don't know what her problem is, but don't take it personal. Whatever I say to her, she acts like I've just ruined her life. I honestly don't know what I've done to make her hate me.

[Lillian]

Maybe just give us a minute. Can I sit down?

[Anne Marie]

Okay.

[Lillian]

So you've annoyed your brother. He thinks you hate him.

[Kira]

I don't hate him. I just don't particularly like him. Sorry I walked off.

[Lillian]

It's okay. Kira, look, I can tell that you're not exactly looking forward to work experience at Amside.

[Kira]

Can you?

[Lillian]

Yes. So tell me why.

[Kira]

Well, because I don't ever want to work in an office and talk to people on phones or sell stuff.

[Lillian]

I see.

[Kira]

It's a kind of job Mum would like me to have, but I wish I was coming to the stables. I just forgot to fill out the forms in time and some other girl got it. Liza, from my class.

[Lillian]

Oh, yes, yes, Liza.

[Kira]

Just because I'd hate working at Amside doesn't mean it would be a rubbish place to work. Some people would love it.

[Lillian]

Yes, I'm sure they would.

[Kira]

I'm sorry.

[Ruth]

What for?

[Kira]

I feel like I've been rude. Have I been rude?

[Anne Marie]

No.

[Lillian]

In fact, I quite like a straight talker. Okay, so here's the deal. I know Amside isn't the placement you want, but I will make sure you have a fascinating week. And if you're uncomfortable answering phones. Well, that won't be on your list

[Kira]

of duties, but if I can find something else, will you be upset?

[Lillian]

No, I'll be disappointed not to have such a bright and talented puked in my office, but I think I'll get over it eventually.

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[Susan]

Okay, Susan. Once we've filled all the bors such a blue molds, we'll have a short

[Tom]

break, then press the sterling gold curds.

[Susan]

Yep. I just really need to keep on top of things. The orders are coming in thick and fast.

[Tom]

Oh, I prefer being busy, though. I like the adrenaline boost I get when the there's a long list of jobs and we're racing towards the finish line. Is this the last of the molds for this batch?

[Susan]

Yes. Tracy and I caught up yesterday morning. Oh, she is very efficient.

[Tom]

Runs in the family.

[Susan]

We continue with a steady increase in orders. There could be more hours on offer for you and Tracy over the next couple of months.

[Tom]

Well, I'm not sure I can commit to more hours on the dairy until I've sold the staffing crisis at the shop.

[Susan]

I imagine you're missing Jim terribly.

[Tom]

Oh, we are. He was so sturdy and reliable. Always available to come in at the last minute if someone can do a shift. The gold standard volunteer.

[Jennifer]

All right, Kira, where are the others?

[Kira]

Playing football on the field.

[Jennifer]

Oh, you're not gonna join them?

[Kira]

Nah. They've got a match in Felpressam after school and I'm not playing, so.

[Jennifer]

So you're having lunch alone?

[Kira]

Well, I was supposed to meet Henry, but there's no sign of him.

[Ruth]

Why aren't you playing?

[Jennifer]

You're the best footballer in the team.

[Kira]

That's not even true.

[Jennifer]

You're the one they chose to put in the school brochure.

[Kira]

Yeah, well, I wish they hadn't. I look like an idiot in that photo.

[Jennifer]

I think you look fabulous.

[Kira]

Thanks, Grandma. Hey, Clary.

[Jennifer]

Afternoon, Henry. Where you been? You've only got five minutes before the bill.

[Adam]

I know.

[Henry]

I'll have to eat quick.

[Kira]

Did you get detention?

[Henry]

Yeah, I forgot to do my chemistry homework. But please don't tell my mum.

[Jennifer]

Clary, my lips are sealed.

[Kira]

Did Jack move into his own room yet?

[Adam]

No.

[Henry]

Andy started making this noise in his sleep, like that's keep my earbuds in all night.

[Jennifer]

But apart from that, how's the new house?

[Henry]

Great. I don't live with Tom anymore. What's not to love?

[Jennifer]

I keep meaning to make a welcome to a new home cake, but at this rate, you and Jackal have grown up left by the time I get round to It. And I won't get it made today neither. I'm working extra hours this afternoon.

[Kira]

Are you helping at our open day?

[Jennifer]

Yeah, I am. I'm down to serve tea and coffee at the end day of the each tour. I could give you both a lift home if you like.

[Kira]

Thanks, Henry.

[Henry]

That's all right. I'm getting the bus for Cleo.

[Jennifer]

Right. I better go and start clearing up. Enjoy your afternoon lessons.

[Kira]

We won't.

[Henry]

I can't believe I got a detention.

[Kira]

Well, at least we won't get any homework next week.

[Henry]

Unless Lillian gives you spreadsheets to fill out.

[Kira]

I doubt it, since I'm not going to be working with Lillian.

[Brian]

What?

[Pat]

How come?

[Kira]

I sucked off amside.

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[Henry]

You just told her you weren't doing it?

[Kira]

Yep. I've got a much better idea.

[Henry]

But it's next week. You can't just have a great idea and turn up like, here I am. School. Have to check it out and everything.

[Kira]

Why? No.

[Henry]

What about all the forms?

[Kira]

Henry, it's not your problem. I'm gonna sort it.

[Henry]

Okay.

[George (Granddad)]

Good luck.

[Henry]

Look at your grandma. She basically keeps the whole school canteen under control. Is it weird seeing her here?

[Kira]

Not really. It's okay. It's kind of nice. It's not like she's a teacher.

[Brian]

Yeah, true.

[Henry]

I'd die if my mum was a teacher here. At least I won't have Jack here at the same time.

[Kira]

Well, that might be nice, having a little brother in year seven.

[Henry]

How would that be nice? Unless he suddenly stops being gross and annoying. Literally everything he does is designed to drive everyone mad or make them want to throw up.

[Kira]

But he is funny. I don't know where he gets it from. Everyone else in your family is so serious.

[Henry]

I'm not serious, am I?

[Kira]

You are. See? Serious face.

[Brian]

Kira, put your phone away.

[Henry]

I'm gonna get it confiscated.

[Kira]

Oh, who's gonna confiscate it? My grandma.

[Tom]

So, how you getting on as Tracy's neighbor?

[Susan]

Oh, great. Fantastic. She helped me win the fuse trip yesterday. And Brad's constantly throwing Jack's ball back over the fence.

[Tom]

He's a good lad, Brad. Yeah.

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Just one.

[Susan]

He's not getting sick of it. But maybe I should suggest we put a gate between our gardens. And then Jack just go and get the ball himself.

[Tom]

Oh, I don't know about that. Boundaries are very important. Oh, Helen, it's Tom at the window.

[Susan]

Hi, Tom. Everything all right? Do you need me?

[George]

No, I just keep meaning to drop the last of your boxes round. I can come tonight if you've got room for them. No pressure though. We can keep them in the hall for few a bit longer.

[Susan]

Oh, no, no, that'd be great. You and Natasha have put up with our stuff for long enough.

[George]

And Natasha suggested that now you're well and truly settled into your new home, we should invite you around to say a proper goodbye.

[Tom]

Last supper sounds a bit ominous.

[George]

Yeah, we were just thinking we'd get a load of pizzas to eat in the back garden.

[George (Granddad)]

Our treat.

[Susan]

Oh, sounds like a wonderful plan. The boys will be delighted.

[Kit]

Great.

[George]

We'll see you later.

[Tom]

Bye, Tom.

[Susan]

Well, I suppose once Jack's room is finished, I should start thinking about a housewarming.

[Tom]

A first supper, you might call it.

[Kira]

And then all these year six kids came into biology for the open day, just as Ms. Lee said, asexual reproduction. And they started giggling.

[Jennifer]

Doesn't that mean without sex?

[Kira]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jennifer]

So the afternoon went okay?

[Kira]

Kind of. Some of it. And the rest of it in chemistry. Robbie knocked into me and the test tube fell off the bench and I got the blame for it.

[Jennifer]

Don't sound too serious. I bet test tubes break all the time. Was Ms. Lee Cross?

[Kira]

I don't know. I walked out and went to sit with Mr. Harris in his office.

[Jennifer]

I see. Well, maybe if it happens again, you could try staying in the classroom to help clear up.

[Kira]

Maybe. I would have done, but. But I'd already left.

[Jennifer]

I know you're not the biggest fan of Borchester Green at the moment, but it ain't a bad school.

[Kira]

I just don't know why schools have to even exist. Most of what we learn is pointless.

[Jennifer]

Oh, come on, Kira. You're lucky. You're very smart and you're doing well. You know what they say. School days are the best days of your life.

[Kira]

Are they? I mean, did you think they were?

[Jennifer]

I'm not sure I can actually remember a single lesson. But I do remember the cigarettes and the cider on the days we bunked off Grandma. Back then, us youngsters were much wilder than you lot nowadays. Now, where do you want to be, love?

[Kira]

Well, can you drop me in the village? I've got something I need to do before I go home.

[Jennifer]

I can wait for you if you like. Where exactly do you need to be,

[Kira]

Grandma? Do you think Mr. Harris will let me do a different work experience if I bring all the filled in forms to school tomorrow?

[Jennifer]

I don't know. It's worth a try, at the very least. Shows you using your initiative.

[George (Granddad)]

Right, Henry? Can you see her hoof? Yeah, when she was being milked this morning. I noticed she was reluctant to move, then when she did, she was kind of rocking. But you know what the most telling sign is?

[Henry]

Not eating, being off food.

[George (Granddad)]

Yeah, true, true. That's always something to keep an eye on. But it's the arched back that's the real giveaway. All right, girl. Now that I've cleaned it, I can trim the hoof and that should prevent any infection or swelling and cracking.

[Henry]

I can't wait to be here next week doing all this farming all day.

[George (Granddad)]

And we can't wait to have you

[Henry]

just messing about on the lazy weeder when I should be at school.

[George]

If you're talking about your work experience week, you might be disappointed, young man. I've got a huge long list of jobs for you to do. There won't be any lazing about. I'm sure your mum and granddad feel the same, Tom.

[George (Granddad)]

I think he was joking.

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I was.

[Henry]

Apart from getting a few things sorted for the goats, I'll be free to help with everything. You like driving a tractor?

[George (Granddad)]

Well, I don't see why not.

[George]

And helping out with extra deliveries for Bridge Fresh and the veg boxes. Business is booming.

[George (Granddad)]

I'm glad to hear it. Now, Henry, do you have half an hour to help your old granddad do a bit of digging in this garden that your granny and me are working on?

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Sure.

[George]

I just saw the new border. It's looking great.

[George (Granddad)]

Oh, it is, isn't it? Your mum's designs are really beautiful. I think it'll look so much better than what was there before the flood destroyed it all. But the digging. I'm really feeling it.

[George]

Are we expecting a delivery?

[George (Granddad)]

Not that I know of.

[Henry]

Oh, it'd be the parlour rep for Mum. She had to look out for him.

[George]

What parlour rep?

[Henry]

I'll just run and get her.

[George]

Henry, to see her about what?

[Susan]

You can get off now if you finish there, Susan.

[Tom]

Oh, thanks, Helen. I'm looking forward to a nice walk home in this sunshine. Heard the weather's taken a turn for the worse tomorrow.

[Susan]

That's an English summer for you.

[Tom]

Well, I'm gonna make the most of a lovely evening. I might even like the barbecue, do a nice bit of steak.

[Susan]

Great idea.

[Tom]

What have you got planned for the rest of the day?

[Susan]

I'm expecting a sales rep from a milking parlor company.

[Brian]

Oh.

[Tom]

Let me know how that goes.

[Susan]

Yeah, I will. I'm excited to hear what the options are, but we'll definitely need something bigger going forward. With the new Monty's arriving soon, I'm keen to to get things moving as quickly as possible. I mean, ideally, the new parlor will be in place by the autumn.

[Tom]

Right. Well, I'll leave you to it. Hope it goes well.

[Susan]

Oh, thanks, Susan. See you tomorrow. Oh, Henry.

[Pat]

Mum.

[Susan]

Hi, darling. How was school?

[Brian]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Henry]

But you need to come. Man from the milking parlor's here.

[Susan]

Okay. Tell him I'll be there in a second. Where is he now?

[Henry]

In the yard, talking to Granddad and Tom.

[Kira]

Hi, Nana.

[Tom]

Oh, this is a nice surprise.

[Kira]

Kira.

[Tom]

Where you off to?

[Kira]

To see if Emery's free. We might practice penalties. Oh.

[Tom]

How's your school team doing in the league table? Still top?

[Kira]

I think so.

[Tom]

Because we're relying on you to play for England one day, Kira. Your grandad and me in the VIP box here. You're going to be working with Lillian next week. George was telling me all about it.

[Kira]

Well, actually, I'm not doing that anymore.

[Tom]

Oh, I thought your mum had it all arranged.

[Kira]

I never wanted to work at Amside. Mum just kind of took over.

[Tom]

She was only trying to help, love. She didn't want you to end up with no placement, stuck in school all week.

[Kira]

Well, it's okay now anyway, because I've sorted something else.

[George (Granddad)]

He's gone now, then?

[Susan]

Oh, yeah. Oh, there are so many options, dad. So much to think about.

[George (Granddad)]

You're talking as if a new parlor is inevitable.

[Susan]

I'm not, but it makes a lot of sense. Let me tell you some of the options he gave me, and I think you'll get why.

[George (Granddad)]

You do realize that no decision has been made about this? I mean, as a family.

[Susan]

Yes, Dad, I do. Getting a new parlor isn't a done deal.

[George (Granddad)]

Far from it. Tom was frankly astounded that you got this fellow in to give you quotes. It was the first he'd heard of it. And you seemed annoyed that he was even asking the man questions.

[Susan]

Because it wasn't his appointment.

[George (Granddad)]

But it's his farm too.

[Susan]

Ok, I shouldn't have snapped at him, but he shouldn't have kept interrupting when I was trying to listen.

[George (Granddad)]

Well, if I were you, I'd find Tom and apologise to him before this gets bigger than it needs to.

[Susan]

I'm not going to be difficult, dad, but I'm really not sure what I'm apologizing for.

[George (Granddad)]

For making massive assumptions and steamroller ing ahead as if none of us even exist.

[Jennifer]

Kira, you get the taters peeled. Edward, can you top and tail the runner beans?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, we'll do.

[Kira]

Pass me a potato peeler, dad.

[Kit]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

There you Go. Only one more day till the weekend

[Kira]

and I'm not in school for the whole of next week.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, he has work experience. That's nice to hear. You sounded a bit more positive about it.

[Jennifer]

That's because she's not going to amside no more.

[Kate]

What? Since when?

[Kira]

Well, since yesterday.

[Kate]

But we talked about this, Kira. There's some things you just have to do that's part of being a grown up.

[Jennifer]

Well, I think we should be impressed. You've actually shown great maturity, haven't you? Loved.

[Kira]

Thanks, Grandma.

[Kate]

What, by quitting before she even started?

[Jennifer]

Oh, by arranging a new work experience placement and sorting it for school.

[Kate]

What new placement? Does your mum know?

[Kira]

Yeah, she signed the forms this morning. And my careers teacher said he would do his best to get it all agreed.

[Kate]

Right. Okay. What is it?

[Kira]

I'm gonna be at rewilding with Kirsty.

[Jennifer]

Such a good idea. Write up your. Your street. You've always liked being outside, haven't you, love? Do you remember making back boxes with Grandpa when you were little?

[Kira]

Yeah, I forced a whole family out to see them in the dark.

[Jennifer]

You even made tickets for everyone. Kira's Black Box Trail. There's still one in the oak tree and Bart of his old field.

[Brian]

Remember that?

[Kira]

Well, that's probably because George tripped over his shoelace or something.

[Kate]

What do you mean?

[Jennifer]

No, she just means George has a way of getting all the attention.

[Kira]

He's always doing something that you lot can't stop going on about.

[Kate]

So you get ignored. Yeah, come on, Kira, that's not fair. I'm always asking if you want to play cards or need help with your own work. You make it pretty clear that you'd rather be in your room glued to your phone.

[Kira]

I'm on my phone way less than other people. Look at her now.

[Jennifer]

Peeling taters with her old dad.

[Kira]

And Grandma and I helped you with the textiles on Saturday. For hours.

[Kate]

I'm not saying you never do anything else, but it's just a fact. You lot are addicted to screens.

[Kira]

Okay, dad, whatever.

[Kate]

Look, I don't want to fall out about phones again. I was just saying that I'd be happy for us to spend more time together, that's all.

[Jennifer]

That's not what you said. Edward.

[George]

Hi, Grandma.

[Jennifer]

Oh, we're in the kitchen, love.

[Kira]

What's he doing here?

[Jennifer]

Amber's working late, so I invited him for.

[Kira]

Well, you don't want to stay a few years?

[Jennifer]

Well, I thought it'd be nice to have the four of you together. Like old times.

[Kira]

I'll just get myself some Toast at home.

[Kate]

No, you won't. You'll stay where you are and you'll finish peeling those spuds.

[George]

In trouble again, Kira? What's she done now?

[Kira]

Just shut up, George. Nobody likes you.

[Kate]

But that's enough.

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Really.

[Kate]

I'm sick of this. You both need to grow up and stop behaving like spoilt kids.

[Kira]

Well, I'm not a spoiled kid.

[George]

That's right, Kira. You run away.

[Tracy]

George.

[Kate]

Kira, wait. Where are you going? It's wild out there.

[George]

Seriously, what's wrong with her? Must be the time of the month.

[Jennifer]

George Grande. I'm not too soft to sling you out if you start spating that kind of nonsense.

[Susan]

Hi, Tom.

[Adam]

Helen.

[Susan]

Everything all right?

[George]

Yeah, why?

[Susan]

You didn't come round with the boxes last night.

[George]

I was too busy. Feel free to fetch them yourself.

[Susan]

Fine, but you also haven't replied to any of my messages. You avoiding me for some reason?

[Anne Marie]

Nope.

[George]

Like I say, I've just been busy.

[Susan]

Dad and Natasha seem to think you're furious with me.

[George]

Not furious, just confused.

[Susan]

Okay, confused about what exactly?

[George]

About why you're behaving as if you're getting into new milking parlour. As if it's the obvious next step for the farm.

[Susan]

I'm not behaving as if I'm getting a new parlour. But I am planning for the possibility, the probability. Of course I am.

[George]

There you go again. Why is it a probability? You're so infuriatingly confident.

[Susan]

I'm not going to apologize for having belief in my business, Tom, which actually happens to be in your interest too. Wanting a new milking parlour is about supporting an eventual expansion to grow our dairy produce. Which is eminently sensible considering how well we've been doing since the sewage spill.

[George]

Nice beach, Tom.

[Jennifer]

What?

[George]

Eminently sensible? I mean, you're so self satisfied. And when you say we, what you really mean is you.

[Susan]

I mean the farm. And someday, whether now or in five years time, Bridge Farm will need a new milking parlour.

[George]

And at some point, Bridge Farm will need milk.

[Kate]

Polytunnel.

[Susan]

Yes, I agree. So why are you so annoyed with me?

[George]

Because without a word to any of us, a van rolled into the yard yesterday and some salesman starts giving you quotes.

[Susan]

So I really don't understand why you're having a meltdown about that.

[George]

Because I had no idea it was happening. You didn't tell me you were getting that serious.

[Susan]

So let's take a few minutes now, go to my office and talk about this calmly. Because I don't actually think there's anything for us to fall out about.

[Jennifer]

Kira.

[Kate]

Kira, this is ridiculous. Come back to the farmhouse so we can talk.

[Kira]

Up there in the oak tree.

[Kate]

What?

[Kira]

The bat box?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it. No, I remember now.

[Kira]

You don't. Well, it's okay. Why would you?

[Kate]

All right, I. I don't remember you making bat boxes. I've got millions of memories of you.

[Kira]

I'm sorry.

[Brian]

What?

[Kira]

I said I'm sorry for shouting, especially in front of Grandma.

[Kate]

Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay. I'd rather you shout than bottle things up. Nothing gets sorted that way.

[Kira]

And I'm sorry for running away at New Year.

[Kate]

I know you are.

[Kira]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Look, you know you can always talk to us, to me and your mum.

[Kira]

But it's hard.

[Kate]

Is it?

[Kira]

I never know what to say, like how to start talking or if it's even worth bothering.

[Kate]

But I thought you and your mum had a good talk about what happened on New Year's Eve.

[Kira]

We did, once George was out of hospital. But I can't run away every time I need you to listen to me.

[Kate]

Why is it so hard to talk to us?

[Kira]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Come on, Kira.

[Kira]

You know it doesn't matter. Let's go back.

[Kate]

No, no, it does matter.

[Kira]

It doesn't. I was just being stupid.

[Kate]

What could we do differently? What do you need us to do?

[Kira]

It's not just one thing. Like, sometimes I don't want to say whatever it is because, well, it might be embarrassing.

[Kate]

Well, you could always write it down. Or text us.

[Kira]

Yeah, but sometimes I don't even know what I'm worried about.

[Kate]

I get that sometimes, too, but most

[Kira]

of the time I just don't want to bother you.

[Kate]

Look, it's never a bother. It doesn't matter what else is going on? You can always come to us if you're worried.

[Kira]

But that's not true. Like, what was I supposed to do that night? My ex con brother was rampaging about the village drunk. I'm hardly gonna come and tell you. All my friends hate me.

[Kate]

Oh, Kira.

[Kira]

I sent that stupid message to the wrong chat. And I wanted to tell you both because I thought no one at school would ever speak to me again. But all of you, Everyone was obsessed with George and what he'd done. You were all falling out. Mum was crying. I could hear her through the bathroom door.

[Kate]

Kira, I'm sorry, love.

[Kira]

Who would have cared about what I had done? It's hardly like I'd been sent to prison or got attacked or ended up pregnant.

[Kate]

Yeah, your Mum told me about the message and why it mattered so much. And neither of us think it was silly of you to be upset. I just wish that. That I'd realized how much she was struggling.

[Kira]

They all hated me that night. I don't even really understand it because. Well, they say mean stuff all the time and then I say one thing and suddenly the rules have changed. It's always like that.

[Kate]

Do you mean with your friends in your form class or the girls from the football team?

[Kira]

Both. Everyone.

[Kate]

Look, you are funny and brilliant and. And the kids at school are lucky to know you.

[Kira]

You have to say that. You're my dad.

[Kate]

You know what you're saying? Isn't that strange? I bet half the kids in your class have had this chat with their mum and dad.

[Kira]

Maybe. But I don't think so.

[Debbie]

Come here.

[Kate]

Can I give you a hug?

[Kira]

Yeah. Okay. Dad?

[Tom]

Yeah?

[Kira]

What do you remember?

[Kate]

About what?

[Kira]

The million things about me.

[Kate]

Okay, let's head back before we get blown away. And I'll get started on my favourite memories of you. But I'll warn you, it's a very long list.

[George]

Well, first you go and buy more Monty's than agreed.

[Susan]

Which made perfect sense.

[George]

Then you claim the existing milking part

[Susan]

parlour can't cope, which is true.

[Kate]

We've been over this.

[George]

Yes, it can cope. It can cope fine. It might not be as shiny as the one Mr. Dairy Parlour man wants to sell you, but it's fit for purpose.

[Susan]

I don't know why you're getting so annoyed. No one's stopping you from doing your own research into polytunnels and greenhouses.

[George]

But you've gone so much further with this. You've leapt ahead and got a quote.

[Susan]

A quote? Tom, I didn't book the job or order the parlour. I mean, how do you expect me to make my case unless I have the costings? Getting a quote is the bare minimum I need to start pulling a decent proposal together.

[Kate]

Fine.

[George]

Then I'll start getting quotes too.

[Susan]

Great, because that's the only way this will work. We analyse what part of our business needs to grow and then we cost it and present our case to the family.

[Kate]

Right, well, the rest of the family are going to finish making dinner while you two give me a hand in ear clearing the bottom barn for hay storage.

[George]

Ed, your cunning plan is paper thin. He's gonna heal our feud with a pointless team building exercise.

[Kira]

What feud? There is no feud. I just think you were born selfish and now you're a criminal waste of space.

[Kate]

Kira, what did I say? We're gonna be civil to each other. That's rule number one.

[George]

I didn't agree to any rules.

[Kate]

Well, let's call them instructions then, eh? You have five minutes to clear this corner of the barn into the bags by the door.

[Kira]

What about the big stuff?

[Kate]

Anything too big for bags can be stacked over there. You can use the wheelbarrow, but every time you stop working together, call each other names or swear at each other, I'm gonna add on another 10 seconds.

[George]

And what's the prize?

[Kate]

Well, the prize is not having to spend the whole of the rest of the evening doing odd jobs for me.

[George]

Fairs.

[Kira]

You better not mess this up. I've got homework that's due tomorrow.

[Kate]

Ready Time is going to start in 3, 2, 1, go.

[George]

This first, get the wheelbarrow.

[Kate]

Kira makes a dash for the wheelbarrow and they're going to lift the crate together. It's full steam ahead. Mum's jam jarage in the barra. George is taking the dust sheet. Oh, he's got tangled up in it. Will Kira help him?

[Kira]

Such an idiot.

[Kate]

That is 10 seconds added.

[George]

Give that here.

[Kate]

George snatches a bag out of Kira's hands. And that is another 10 seconds.

[Jennifer]

Eddie, Ed is just setting the table.

[Kate]

Great. They've not got long left.

[Jennifer]

Oh, come on, you two. I know you can do it.

[George]

Ed, she has to move the turkey plucker.

[Jennifer]

Chuck it in the hand for all I care. You laughing? A bit, yeah.

[Kate]

What's funny, you two?

[Kira]

It's just Grandma.

[Jennifer]

Come on, then, don't. For the giggles. Won't get the silly plucker shifting. What's gone into Em?

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A daft pear.

[Jennifer]

Look, if you don't come for dinner now, the taters will be burned and the cabbage soggy.

[Kira]

So did we fail, then? Do we have to do more jobs later?

[Kate]

No, no, I'm gonna let you off because it turns out that you passed my secret challenge.

[Kira]

What was his secret challenge?

[George]

I dunno. Tricking us into not killing each other.

[Kira]

Or not killing each other yet.

[Rory]

That's done, then. Dad, I've restaked the delphiniums and tied up the sweet peas, so hopefully they'll hold out a bit better against today's winds.

[Brian]

Oh, thank you, darling, but there's really no need for you to come over and do my gardening when I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself.

[Rory]

You are, but you don't.

[Brian]

Look, I'm not going to take any criticism of my homemaking today, Kate, not when I've already baked a batch of biscuits this morning.

[Rory]

They look fabulous. I don't suppose they're vegan?

[Brian]

No, I'm afraid not.

[Rory]

Are they an olive branch to take to the meeting?

[Brian]

So you know about that?

[Rory]

I just know that Adam is keen to have a civil discussion about what dissolving the family partnership actually looks like.

[Brian]

And he thinks that without Ruth there will be uncivil.

[Tracy]

Don't you?

[Rory]

Your track record hasn't been great recently, dad.

[Brian]

Anyway, these biscuits are not on olive branch because I don't need to proffer one. I'm the good guy here. I've agreed to be at this meeting even though there's absolutely no need for it. But I'm nothing if not accommodating. Pass me the biscuits. Here with you. I burnt the first batch, but I'm very proud of these.

[Rory]

What flavour are they?

[Brian]

Ginger. Do you know this tin is older than Alice? Your mother and I managed to get away for a long weekend in the run up to Christmas. Not long before Alice was born. Must have been December 1987. We were on Oxford street when it started snowing, so we ducked into a shop for shelter and we were both completely charmed by this tin.

[Rory]

And who was looking after me while you two were gallivanting around London?

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Brian]

I'm someone I don't. I don't remember. But I do remember how beautiful your mother looked. Right, all done.

[Rory]

When does the meeting start?

[Brian]

12. I just got time for a shave and a change of shirt.

[Rory]

Dad, have you thought about what will happen to the profits left in the bank? How they should be divided?

[Brian]

What profits? What with the cost of fuel and fertiliser, there'll barely be any profit. I do hope that's not what Adam is planning to fixate on.

[Rory]

I'm not sure that making very little profit is something to sound quite so smug about.

[Brian]

Not smug, just realistic. If you think I'm making all this up, perhaps you should come along to the meeting. This time, don't rely on Adam to do all the dirty work.

[Rory]

Luckily, I have work to do. My shift at Grey Gables starts soon, so I need to get going.

[Brian]

I'll give my best to Oliver.

[Rory]

I hope it all goes well. Dad. Just remember that you can't be both the good guy and the stubborn stick in the mud.

[Brian]

I have no intention of being stubborn. Or a stick in the mud.

[Rory]

Great. Well, I'll see you later.

[Brian]

Who said that about me? Did someone call me a stick in the mud?

[Kira]

Bye, dad.

[Debbie]

So, do you want my advice?

[Adam]

Please.

[Debbie]

Okay, here it is. Straight from The Ian Craig school of pep talks. Just stay calm. You'll be looking to get a rise out of you. You've right in your side and Ruth is a witness. So just remember what Kate said. Don't poke the bear. Just let Ruth hear how unreasonable it is and let her do the challenge and stick to the facts and you can't go wrong.

[Adam]

And the fact is, the other partners and me are owed money.

[Debbie]

Yeah, exactly. Brian can't just take back his land without divvying up the profit department. His refusal to address this is illegal and immoral.

[Adam]

Immoral, certainly, but I'm not completely confident that it's illegal.

[Debbie]

Brian is basically stealing from his own children to make a point that's morally repugnant.

[Adam]

But since when has Brian been bothered about morality?

[Ruth]

Take a seat, Brian.

[Brian]

Oh, thank you.

[Ruth]

Here's a coffee.

[Brian]

Oh, smells delicious.

[Ruth]

There's milk and sugar on the table.

[Brian]

It's very generous of you to host this, Ruth. I wonder where Adam's got to. It's not really on to be late to a meeting you've convened.

[Ruth]

Well, it's only just gone 12.

[Brian]

Well, maybe my ginger biscuits will help sustain us while we wait. Freshly baked by yours truly.

[Ruth]

Lovely Jennifer. Be proud.

[Brian]

May's more like. You know why he's called this meeting, don't you? He wants me to agree to a long list of things he thinks he's owed. But I have to be frank, Ruth. My main goal for today is to put a stop to these ridiculous claims.

[Ruth]

Ryan, if you've come here with a closed mind or all fired up to be adversarial, then you can put the lid back on your ginger biscuits and go home.

[Brian]

I see.

[Ruth]

Today is about meaningful negotiation and contract compromise. Taking positive steps towards an agreement that will suit everyone. I hate seeing you and Adam so divided. Ah, look, this is him now.

[Brian]

All families have their ups and downs. You should have seen Ed Grundy. He arrived at work this morning shattered from the constant, never ending energy needed to bring up kids.

[Ruth]

Well, there's some truth in that. Certainly. Even when they're grown ups, we don't get to stop thinking like their patients.

[Brian]

Especially when they're grown ups. That's when the difficulties really kick in.

[Ruth]

Oh, hi, Adam.

[Kira]

Come in, come in.

[Brian]

Finally.

[Adam]

I'm sorry I'm a couple of minutes late. I got held up by Linda Snell and her speed watch team.

[Brian]

Caught speeding, were you?

[Adam]

No, Brian, I wasn't.

[Ruth]

Have a seat.

[Adam]

Thanks.

[Ruth]

Help yourself to coffee and biscuits made

[Brian]

from a secret family recipe. Take one.

[Adam]

No, thanks.

[Brian]

Suit Yourself.

[Ruth]

Okay, I suggest we crack on straight away. I know this is an informal meeting, but I'll be taking some notes so we have a record of what's been agreed.

[Adam]

Good idea.

[Brian]

Or disagreed.

[Tom]

Right.

[Ruth]

Now jump in if I get anything wrong. But as far as I understand it, Adam is looking for the partners to get their share of the farm profits that they feel they're owed.

[Adam]

And also to get financially compensated for.

[Rory]

Kit.

[Adam]

Bought by the partnership and now in Brian's possession.

[Debbie]

Hi, Kit. Have you got a minute?

[Rory]

Yeah, as long as we can talk while I work. I'm still nowhere near as fast at making a bed as everyone else. Even the porters and bar staff can do it faster than me.

[Debbie]

Why are porters and bar staff making beds?

[Rory]

Because it's useful to have a range of skills. Wasn't that what Dane was encouraging? Oh, and also, there's a league to

[Debbie]

table of bed making.

[Rory]

Yes, and I'm at the bottom.

[Debbie]

Anyway, look, you crack on. I just wanted to ask if you'd heard anything about the meeting between Adam and Brian yet.

[Rory]

No, because housekeeping aren't supposed to look at our phones while we're working.

[Debbie]

I won't report you.

[Rory]

Okay, one second. No, nothing from dad or Adam.

[George (Granddad)]

Oh.

[Rory]

Out of the way, Ian. I need to get to the right angle to do that corner.

[Debbie]

Sorry. We should. I wasn't so preoccupied with Adam's blasted meeting, I should be focusing on getting ready for the Sci Fi convention next week.

[Rory]

Is that Hasset Con?

[Debbie]

Yeah. Yeah, it's a big deal. And it could mean returning business if we get it right.

[Tracy]

Ah.

[Rory]

Even with you distracting me, I've beaten my bed making time by a full five seconds.

[Debbie]

Congratulations.

[Rory]

Now, I think you need to try and forget the meeting is happening and, you know, just throw yourself into your work here.

[Debbie]

Yeah, you're right. But look, I'm worried Adam is going to lose his cool if Brian behaves badly. I mean, you should all be getting what you're entitled to without having to beg for it. And an apology wouldn't go amiss either. Especially to Adam, who's literally worked night and day to keep Home Farm afloat.

[Rory]

Ian, you're preaching to the converted.

[Debbie]

In fact, he's done way more than just keeping it afloat. He's put that farm at the cutting edge of sustainable agriculture. Why can't Brian be grateful for that?

[Rory]

I do worry that in all this, this righteous rage, Xander is getting a little lost. Brian is his grandfather. It's just tragic that such a vital bond is being broken.

[Debbie]

Yeah, I would have Felt the same a few weeks ago. But how can we trust Brian to always treat Xander as family? You seen how easily he tossed Adam aside, denying him as a son.

[Rory]

And that was.

[Tracy]

Awful.

[Rory]

Unforgivable.

[Debbie]

But you're going to find an excuse for it anyway.

[Rory]

No, but we can't predict the future or control it. And maybe letting dad and Xander build their own relationship is worth the risk.

[Debbie]

Not for us.

[Rory]

You know, dad had a gorgeous time with Martha on the train on Father's Day. And the photos of them together at Martha's reading afternoon are adorable. Your fear of future rejection on Xander's behalf is actually only denying him these experiences right now.

[Debbie]

But that proves it. Brian has never once been to one of Zander's reading afternoons. He obviously considers. Considers Martha more of a real grandchild.

[Tom]

All right.

[Ruth]

I understand your frustration, Brian. But let Adam have his say.

[Brian]

Well, go on then, speak. Though I'm only sticking around if you've got something new to say. I won't sit here and have the same old insults hurled at me.

[Adam]

What insults have I heard?

[Brian]

If you can't remember? Isn't that part of the problem?

[Adam]

You can deflect all you want, Brian. I've been sitting here for the last 45 minutes and watch you go from victim to aggressor and back again as you spout your hero narrative.

[Brian]

Ruth, for the record, write down that I'll accept my status is closer to flawed hero.

[Ruth]

That's not helpful, Brian.

[Brian]

I disagree. Humour's got many a fraught negotiation back on track in the end.

[Adam]

It's simple.

[Brian]

You want your share of both the profits and the value of the partnership machinery.

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[Adam]

Finally.

[Brian]

Well, you can sling your hook.

[Ruth]

This feels like the perfect time for a short break. Greek. Let's get some air, another coffee and meet back here in 10 minutes.

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[Brian]

No, no. I can't see us making any more progress when Adam refuses to accept that I bankroll them for years.

[Adam]

These ridiculous statements.

[Brian]

It's not ridiculous at all. Jenny and I kept all our profits in the farm while the rest of the partners got payouts no matter what. So you're getting nothing from me now. The bank of Mum and Dad is well and truly closed.

[Adam]

Another hollow declaration.

[Kate]

Can you see what he's doing, Ruth?

[Adam]

He's trying to get me to a point where I say or do something I regret.

[Ruth]

All I can see is two people who aren't prepared to listen to each other.

[Adam]

Can you blame me?

[Brian]

It's obvious Adam's in no state to negotiate.

[Adam]

This is going nowhere because you never had any intention of letting it go somewhere.

[Ruth]

You know, I think we all need time to process what's been said. Let's arrange to meet again one day next week.

[Brian]

There won't be another meeting. Well, not with me present, anyway.

[Adam]

Okay, fine.

[Ruth]

Won't you even stay for a biscuit? Adam, let's at least be civil.

[Adam]

I'm sorry about this, Ruth, but thank you. I'm grateful you tried.

[Ruth]

Bye, Adam.

[Adam]

Bye.

[Brian]

Bye, Adam. See, the boy's impossible.

[Ruth]

The boy is almost 60 and in a difficult position. He thought he was going to spend the rest of his life managing Home Farm, and now he's not. There's a lot to come to terms with. I can understand his frustration.

[Brian]

Everyone has to face disappointments in life at some point.

[Ruth]

I do have one final question for you.

[Brian]

Oh, yes.

[Ruth]

What is it you want, Brian? What do you actually want?

[Debbie]

Glass of wine?

[Adam]

Oh, yes, please. Do you know the best part of

[Debbie]

my day was reading to Xander?

[Tracy]

Yes.

[Adam]

Yeah. If I could have disappeared into that magical world with the two of you, I would have. Without hesitation.

[Debbie]

I'm sorry the meeting was such a disaster.

[Adam]

Oh, I'm not sure why I dared hope it would be anything else. It's better to always expect the worst where Brian's concerned.

[Debbie]

So you really feel like you're at the end of the road?

[Adam]

It's not a feeling.

[Kate]

I am.

[Adam]

There's nowhere else to go.

[Debbie]

Well, unless we, you know, bring Bottlegate into it.

[George (Granddad)]

What?

[Debbie]

Well, we have information the Brian doesn't know we have.

[Adam]

You mean what? Rory?

[Kit]

Yeah.

[Adam]

What do you say we use it as a threat to get Brian to do what we want?

[Debbie]

No, not. No, not exactly.

[Adam]

Then what?

[Debbie]

I haven't thought it through. I don't know, it's just. It occurred to me that it's the only thing we have. Upper sleeve.

[Adam]

No, no, no. I couldn't give a toss about Brian, but Roar is my brother and I'll never do anything that puts him at risk. Family is more than just blood. We should know that better. Better than most.

[Kira]

Sam.

[Kit]

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