31/05/2026

Summary

The Archers Omnibus — May 31, 2026 (BBC Radio 4)

Episode Date: May 30, 2026
Summary by: Podcast Summarizer

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Main Theme

This week in Ambridge, relationships across generations and between family members experience significant turbulence and moments of honesty, particularly centered on the fallout from Home Farm's future and the shifting care dynamics for older relatives. The episode weaves together the consequences of decisions large and small—from farm partnerships and family betrayals to pub cricket games, school controversies, and life-changing personal news.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Fallout at Home Farm

• Family Division Over the Land
  The episode's main throughline is the ongoing strife following Brian's decision to withdraw land from the Home Farm partnership, affecting multiple family members:

  • Lillian and Kate’s Confrontation: Kate accuses her father, Brian, of being responsible for the pain of selling the farmhouse and for recent family fractures. Lillian responds defensively, but eventually apologizes.
  • Confusion & Betrayal: Kate, Alice, Rory, and Lillian attempt, with little success, to parse what happened during “the meeting” where Adam and Debbie made decisions about the farm. Strong accusations fly about betrayal and poor communication.
  • Adam's Position: Adam reveals Brian promised him the land, then reneged, feeding Adam’s suspicion that Brian’s decision-making is no longer sound. He contemplates invoking the partnership’s mental incapacity clause. (1:10:00)

• Memorable Quotes:

  • “You can be very domineering and very patriarchal at times. Honestly, it's true. You don't even realize you're doing it half the time. And I'm so sick of it. I'm just absolutely sick of it.” — Kate to Brian (9:47)
  • “It's not a question of sides.” — Adam
    “I think it is, actually.” — Kate (29:47)
  • “Brian's 82 years old. I know Adam cannot withdraw the land.” — Adam (16:29)

2. Intergenerational Care and Independence

• Parent–Child Role Reversals:
  Anna and her mother Carol (and similarly, Linda and her father) face difficulties as parental independence becomes fragile, leading to boundary debates, guilt, and the constant dance between caring and smothering.

  • Anna feels overwhelmed supporting her mother, sharing a cathartic conversation with Linda.
  • Carol values feeling useful and independent, tying the episode thematically back to the need for purpose at any age.

• Notable Exchange:

  • “It matters because you matter to me.” — Anna (68:02)
  • “Everyone needs a sense of purpose, don't they? And I am still capable. I'm still alive.” — Carol (Brian) (72:17)
  • “I refuse to be a burden. But you keep on making me one.” — Carol (Brian) (68:07)

3. Lighter Village Life: Cricket and Community

• Cricket Match:
  A friendly, community-spirited cricket match sets a cheerful early tone, with Brad willingly swapping teams to help out, sparking banter on loyalty and village camaraderie.

  • Linda praises the event’s relaxed nature:
    “Yes, because it has lightness to it. There's a lack of intensity there. It's all rather joyful. Doesn't take itself too seriously.” (10:58)

• Preparations for the T20 Women's World Cup outing bring the community together, highlighting the village spirit.

4. School Troubles: Ofsted Report Worries

• Discovery:
  Natasha and Tom are shaken by Loxley Barrett’s bad Ofsted report, prompting a crisis of confidence ahead of their children starting school.
  • The pair debate options, including going private, despite financial concerns.
  • “It's so important that we get this foundation right for the girls.” — Natasha (63:25)

5. Pregnancy: Kirsty’s News

• Kirsty’s Secret:
  Kirsty, after a hidden midwife visit, reveals to Kate she’s 10 weeks pregnant, confiding her hopes and anxieties due to a past loss and advanced maternal age.
  • Emotional moments ensue as they discuss hope, risk, and the fragility of pregnancy.
  • “I wish I could just know. I wish someone could just tell me that this one is gonna live.” — Kirsty (57:26)

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Detailed Timeline with Timestamps

Cricket & Village Life

• [02:00–03:01] Cricket match prep — banter about team swaps; Brad volunteers.
• [07:02–08:56] Post-match debrief, joy at the close game and plans for a T20 outing.

Home Farm Crisis

• [03:23–06:01] Lillian, Kate, and family argue over the farm meeting and feelings of betrayal.
• [09:06–10:32] Kate revisits the earlier confrontation with Brian.
• [16:02–16:44] Adam vents to Ian about Brian’s refusal to communicate, fear for Home Farm’s future.
• [24:49–25:45] Adam’s attempt to reconcile with Alice and Kate—revealing Brian’s broken promise.
• [29:13–31:47] Heated confrontation: Adam explains Brian promised him the land.
• [41:04–41:44] Lillian describes her relief at ending the working partnership with Adam.
• [51:04–51:58] Alice tries to reason with Brian, who insists his land decision is a bid for freedom, not punishment.
• [73:06–74:09] Adam receives an email: Brian is formally sacking him from Home Farm.
• [74:01] Adam plans to invoke the mental incapacity clause.

Intergenerational Caring & Independence

• [14:19–15:47] Anna and Carol discuss the intrusion and necessity of grab rails and support assessments.
• [45:08–46:44] Anna and Linda commiserate about the emotional toll of caregiving.
• [48:18–49:13] Carol explains the need for purpose and the challenge of not feeling like a burden.

School Crisis

• [54:06–63:28] Natasha and Tom react to the bad Ofsted report at Loxley Barrett, discuss worries for Seren and Nova, and consider private school.

Pregnancy Revelation

• [52:56–57:47] Kirsty’s midwife appointment, her anxieties about pregnancy after previous loss, and eventual disclosure to Kate.
• [59:52–61:54] Kirsty tells Kate she’s pregnant; they discuss hope and risks for “women of our age.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Family Betrayal:
  Kate: “You can be very domineering and very patriarchal at times. I’m so sick of it.” (09:47)
  Brian: “I can do what I like. It's my land.” (05:57)
• Adam’s Realization:
  “Brian promised me the land. I wanted to talk to you two and Rory, but Brian basically wouldn't let me. He said he wanted everything worked out legally first. Then he changed his mind.” — Adam (31:00)
• On Autonomy and Aging:
  Carol (Brian): “I refuse to be a burden. But you keep on making me one.” (68:07)
  Anna: “It matters because you matter to me.” (68:02)
• On Pregnancy after Loss:
  Kirsty: “I wish I could just know. I wish someone could just tell me that this one is gonna live.” (57:26)
  Kate: “Cautious optimism. Is that allowed?” (61:01)
• On School:
  Natasha: “We need to start doing our research… it’s so important that we get this foundation right for the girls.” (63:25)

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Episode Flow & Tone

The tone alternates between tense family confrontations, gentle humor, intergenerational warmth, and moments of tenderness and vulnerability (especially around aging, grief, and new life). The language is direct, sometimes biting in family disputes, often laced with self-reflection and warmth during reconciliations or personal disclosures.

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Conclusion

This week’s Archers Omnibus is a rich tapestry of village and family life—exploring land, legacy, community, parenthood, and aging with both sharp conflict and deep compassion. From uproar at Home Farm to vulnerable hope in Kirsty’s pregnancy, the episode captures Ambridge in all its complicated, intertwined daily dramas.

Transcript

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[Brian]

You're listening to the archers omnibus from BBC Radio 4.

[Zainab]

Hey guys. Brad, do you know if they're meant to be any good to travel?

[Brad]

Yeah, not bad, apparently.

[Zainab]

Better than us.

[Linda]

Nobody's better than us. Stay nab. It's true. You've got to think positive.

[Adam]

What?

[Brad]

Even if it's not true?

[Linda]

It might be true. It might well be true.

[Zainab]

Carpe diem.

[Brad]

What's carpe diem got to do with it?

[Kirsty]

I don't know.

[Zainab]

I just thought it sounded good.

[Linda]

It did.

[Tom]

Okay, so there's a bit of a spanner in the works.

[Brad]

Oh.

[Linda]

What?

[Zainab]

Oh, what's wrong?

[Tom]

Oh, it turns out the Trout are two players down.

[Linda]

Oh, they're not calling it off.

[Tom]

Well, no, not necessarily.

[Brad]

We could give them a player, couldn't we?

[Zainab]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom]

Well, that's what I was going to suggest. Yeah, because that's the joy, isn't it, of this more relaxed way of playing.

[Linda]

Okay, so who's willing to play for the other side then?

[Zainab]

I don't mind doing it.

[Tom]

No, no chance, Zaney.

[Linda]

Absolutely not.

[Tom]

We're not giving them one of our best players.

[Zainab]

Oh, thanks, Tom.

[Brad]

What about me?

[Alice]

Really?

[Brad]

Yeah. I mean, everyone knows I'm not the best player, so.

[Tom]

You sure, Brad?

[Brad]

Yeah, yeah, why not? It might be fun.

[Linda]

I mean, we can all do the scoring, can't we? All of us together sort of thing?

[Brad]

Yeah. Yeah. So long as you're careful with my laptop. I mean, don't let someone smash it with a cricket ball or anything. You keep the entries in the actual score book. Neat.

[Tom]

Do you really not mind?

[Anna]

Why would I mind?

[Linda]

Why would he mind?

[Tom]

You're a star. You're a superstar. Thanks, Brad.

[Brad]

No problem,

[Zainab]

dad.

[Lillian]

Ah, Kate.

[Kate]

Hi.

[Lillian]

You're back.

[Rory]

I'm back.

[Lillian]

Since when?

[Kate]

Late last night.

[Adam]

All right.

[Kate]

Are you planning to go and watch the Battling Bulls?

[Lillian]

The what? Sorry?

[Kate]

Cricket.

[Lillian]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no, I'm not. No, I'm not in the mood. I don't want to lose my temper with Adam in front of the entire village.

[Kate]

Oh, well, I guess that's fair enough.

[Lillian]

I'd rather sit in my own garden and drink a cold beer and read Dick Francis.

[Kate]

Surely you've read them all by now?

[Lillian]

Yes, I have, but now I'm rereading them. All of them. It's a project. It's my attempt to relax. Which you should be delighted to hear, since all my children apparently so desperately keen for me to kick back. Or are they just keen for me to kick the bucket?

[Kate]

Dad, for goodness sake.

[Lillian]

What? Am I wrong?

[Kate]

Yes, you're wrong. Of course you're wrong. We all love you.

[Lillian]

Huh, could have fooled me.

[Kate]

Look, I came round to see if

[Rory]

you were all right.

[Lillian]

I'm fine. Absolutely fine. I couldn't be better. Okay, so please go and watch the cricket.

[Kate]

But also, I do think we need to talk.

[Lillian]

Ah, now that's more like it.

[Kate]

What's that supposed to mean?

[Lillian]

That's the real reason you've come round, isn't it?

[Kate]

No, it's not the real reason. It's one of the reasons.

[Lillian]

Well, I really have no inclination to get into all that business right now,

[Kate]

but this massive thing has just happened and I wasn't there.

[Lillian]

Yes, pity you couldn't make the effort to stab your father in the back in person.

[Brian]

Sorry, what?

[Lillian]

You couldn't make it back a day early to show your face at the meeting?

[Kate]

No, I couldn't because Phoebe needed me and. What on earth are you talking about? I haven't stabbed anyone in the back.

[Lillian]

Oh, really? Really, dad, Adam made it very clear he had your full support.

[Kate]

Hang on.

[Susan]

What?

[Lillian]

Yeah, it was full of It. Rory, Kate, Alice, they're all in agreement.

[Kate]

Dad, we were not in on this. This. The thing with Adam and Debbie and the land, that was never a part of the plan.

[Lillian]

So you admit there was a plan.

[Kate]

Yes. Yes, there was. There was a sort of plan to

[Lillian]

effectively lock me out of the farm.

[Kate]

No, it really wasn't like that.

[Lillian]

Well, that's how it looks, Kate. That's how it looks.

[Kate]

We were worried about your stress levels.

[Lillian]

Well, that's hilarious.

[Kate]

Is it?

[Lillian]

I mean, how stressful do you think that meeting was?

[Kate]

I know, and I'm sorry. I really am so sorry. But you can't punish the rest of us for something that Adam and Debbie did entirely without consultation.

[Lillian]

I can do what I like. It's my land.

[Rory]

Right.

[Kate]

Right.

[Lillian]

I'm sorry if that's not what you want to hear. The truth, is it? It's too hard, Kate. It's too complicated. And the partnership isn't working. You and Alice want to complain about the loss of income, take your complaints to Adam and Debbie.

[Kate]

What about Spiritual Home?

[Lillian]

What about it?

[Kate]

How will that be affected?

[Lillian]

Oh, don't worry. You can keep your precious spiritual home.

[Kate]

Well, forgive me for being concerned about my own business, a business I've worked very hard for.

[Lillian]

It's also business which your mother and I had to sell our home.

[Tracy]

Dad.

[Lillian]

If you hadn't been so keen to protect your business, we could have sold that land instead of the farmhouse.

[Kate]

You had to sell the house. Because you went and poisoned the a.m.

[Lillian]

but if you'd been willing to compromise, then it wouldn't have come to that.

[Brian]

I can't believe you.

[Kate]

I honestly can't.

[Lillian]

I'm just stating the facts.

[Anna]

Okay.

[Kate]

Well, I really can't talk to you when you're like this, so I'm gonna go and watch the cricket.

[Linda]

Well, that was very exciting, wasn't it?

[Zainab]

It was great.

[Tom]

Just a shame we lost. Really, I didn't.

[Zainab]

That's true.

[Linda]

And it was very close.

[Lillian]

Really.

[Linda]

Robert and I enjoyed the whole thing immensely.

[Brad]

Well, I loved it.

[Zainab]

Because you were on the winning side.

[Linda]

Congratulations, Brad.

[Brian]

Thank you.

[Brad]

Linda.

[Lillian]

Yeah.

[Tom]

What happened to you, Brad?

[Brian]

What do you mean?

[Lillian]

What were you doing?

[Tom]

Playing so well for the other side.

[Zainab]

Yeah, where's your loyalty?

[Brad]

Where is my loyalty? You lot couldn't wait to offload me.

[Linda]

Oh, I'm sure that's not true.

[Tom]

It is. We had to be pragmatic, didn't we?

[Brad]

Is that what you call it?

[Zainab]

And I did offer.

[Brian]

Oh, no, no.

[Linda]

We wouldn't want to lose you, Zainab.

[Brad]

See what I mean?

[Linda]

Brad, I didn't mean it like that.

[Brad]

It's all right, Linda.

[Rory]

It's.

[Zainab]

You did play well, though, Brad.

[Tom]

Never seen you run so fast in my life.

[Brad]

I'm not a bad runner. Just can't catch. Or bat.

[Linda]

You're a bit like the boxer with the glass jaw.

[Brad]

Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

[Linda]

Well, if the Women's Cricket World cup is half as entertaining as this afternoon, we're all in for a treat.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Zainab]

I'm so psyched to go see the T20 opener.

[Brad]

Me, too.

[Linda]

So wonderful of Jim to organize the whole thing.

[Tom]

I'm even looking forward to all of us on a coach together.

[Zainab]

It'll be like a school trip.

[Lillian]

Yeah.

[Linda]

We should take a packed lunch and

[Zainab]

eat it immediately when we're sat on board.

[Adam]

Exactly.

[Tom]

Yeah, right. I don't know why we're standing outside when we could be ordering a pint.

[Linda]

Oh, yes. All right. Let's go in, shall we?

[Tom]

After you, Linda.

[Linda]

Thank you.

[Brad]

You coming?

[Zainab]

No, I'm gonna go.

[Brad]

You're not coming to the pub?

[Kirsty]

I've got plans.

[Tom]

What plans?

[Zainab]

With Chelsea, actually.

[Kirsty]

She's gonna color my hair.

[Brad]

Oh, all right.

[Zainab]

Yeah. I'm gonna get a balayage.

[Tom]

Oh, nice.

[Zainab]

Do you know what a balayage is?

[Brad]

Yeah, because my sister is a hairdresser.

[Zainab]

Yeah, right.

[Brad]

How light you gonna go?

[Zainab]

I don't know. Depends how well the color takes. But pretty light if I can.

[Brad]

Well, okay.

[Anna]

Good.

[Brad]

Carpe diem, Zainab.

[Zainab]

Carpe diem, Brad.

[Brad]

It doesn't really work, does it?

[Zainab]

Not really. See you later, Brad.

[Brad]

I'll see you.

[Kate]

They lost.

[Adam]

What?

[Kate]

The Battling Bulls. They lost. But it was close.

[Lillian]

What are you doing here again?

[Kate]

Well, I was thinking about what you said, and I'm not having it.

[Lillian]

Sorry. You're not having what?

[Kate]

The sale of the farmhouse was one of the most painful events in my entire life. But it wasn't my fault that you were forced to sell. That was you, dad. You were the one who poisoned the amazing.

[Lillian]

Why do you all love reminding me of that?

[Kate]

We don't love reminding you.

[Lillian]

Well, it seems to come up a hell of a lot.

[Kate]

That's because three hours ago you said it was my fault you had to sell up, when actually it was all yours. And I'm not letting you bully me like that anymore.

[Lillian]

Bully you?

[Brian]

Yes.

[Lillian]

I've never bullied you in my life.

[Kate]

Well, recollections may vary there, dad. You can be very domineering and very patriarchal at times. Honestly, it's true. You don't even realize you're doing it half the time. And I'm so sick of it. I'm just absolutely sick of it.

[Lillian]

I really don't think I'm anywhere near as bad as all that.

[Kate]

I know you don't. That's my point.

[Lillian]

Well, what do you want me to say?

[Kate]

I want an apology.

[Lillian]

I'm sorry.

[Kate]

All right, well, you don't sound it.

[Lillian]

Well, I shouldn't have said what I said about spiritual home, etc.

[Ian]

Etc.

[Kate]

It really wasn't my fault that you had to sell the house.

[Lillian]

No.

[Kate]

And just say that to me. When losing the house broke Mum's heart. Well, that's actually really cruel. Particularly now she's not with us anymore.

[Lillian]

All right, all right. Sorry. I'm sorry, darling.

[Kate]

Now you sound like you mean it.

[Lillian]

Because I do.

[Midwife]

All right.

[Kate]

Apology accepted.

[Lillian]

Well, do you want to come in, then? Have a proper chat?

[Kate]

I thought you'd never ask.

[Lillian]

Right.

[Linda]

I must say, I do think Henry's design for the logo is very effective.

Yeah, it looks good, doesn't it?

And I really do understand this choice now to play pub cricket.

[Kate]

I mean, really.

[Linda]

Yes, because it has lightness to it. There's a lack of intensity there. It's all rather joyful. Doesn't take itself too seriously.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I think don't take itself too seriously. That's right. You've hit the nail on the head there, Linda.

Right, well, I'm going to head to the garden with these drinks and find Robert.

Okie doke.

See you out there.

Yeah, see you in a sec. All right, Brad?

[Brad]

Yeah, yeah, good.

[Linda]

Do you want a drink?

[Alan]

Yeah.

[Brad]

Can I have a apple juice?

[Brian]

Sure.

[Brad]

And a packet of roasted peanut.

[Linda]

Steady on. Now, where's aab?

[Brad]

Oh, she's. She's getting her hair done. Chelsea's doing her a balayage.

[Anna]

Oh, right.

[Linda]

I didn't know that.

[Brad]

Oh, it's so busy in here.

[Linda]

Yeah, it's great for the pub, this pub cricket business.

[Brad]

Yeah, I suppose that's the idea in a way, yeah.

[Linda]

Oh, shame your granddad missed the match. Yeah, he'd have been very proud, seeing you run like that.

[Brad]

Oh, I don't know about that.

[Linda]

He would. Of course he would. Oh, I hope he's gonna be all right at Clive's.

[Brad]

Yeah, me too.

[Linda]

I still can't believe that my brother actually turned up.

[Brad]

I know.

[Linda]

I've spent the last four days telling Grandad not to get his hopes up. You know what Clive's like. And then there he is and bang on time, all set.

[Brad]

No, I know.

[Linda]

Sorry.

[Brad]

What are you sorry for?

[Linda]

Going on?

[Brad]

No, you're not.

[Linda]

Do you think I should have stopped him going?

[Lillian]

No.

[Brad]

I mean, he's a grown up.

[Brian]

Do you think he'll be all right?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Brad]

Yeah. I mean, I hope so.

[Linda]

So do I.

[Lillian]

You want a bear?

[Kate]

No, thank you.

[Lillian]

Tea?

[Kate]

Have you got anything herbal?

[Lillian]

No.

[Kate]

Then no, thanks.

[Lillian]

Okay.

[Kate]

I am sorry about what happened at

[Tracy]

the meeting on Friday.

[Kate]

I really wish I'd been there.

[Lillian]

Oh, well, I don't know how much difference it would have made in the end.

[Kate]

Alice, Rory and I really were coming from a place of love and care for you. And maybe Adam and Debbie were too, in their own very badly expressed way. I mean, I'm not defending them because I don't understand what they were playing at.

[Lillian]

Have you talked to them?

[Alice]

No.

[Lillian]

What I don't understand, at least as far as you and Alice and Rory are concerned, is why you've all stopped trusting me.

[Kate]

Because your behavior lately, dad, it's been weird.

[Lillian]

But has it? Has it really?

[Natasha]

Yes.

[Kate]

And now this decision to withdraw the land doesn't help your case, dad, that you're not losing it.

[Lillian]

Don't mince your words.

[Kate]

Well, the time for word mincing is probably over, don't you think?

[Lillian]

Maybe.

[Kate]

And what about Miranda? You two were great. You were so happy. And then you went and set fire to it all.

[Lillian]

Which I regret enormously. Thanks for reminding me.

[Kate]

I'm sorry, dad, it. I'm just listing another reason why we became concerned.

[Lillian]

But it happens, it happens. I mean, you've thrown away at least half a dozen possibilities.

[Kate]

Oh, no, I haven't.

[Lillian]

Well, you have, actually. Look, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to bully or be patriarchal now. I'm just saying we all make mistakes. But it doesn't mean we're losing the plot. It just means we're human, doesn't it?

[Anna]

So, Mum, the guys, whoever the guys are. I suppose it's just gonna be one bloke, isn't it? Or a woman even. Maybe. Anyway, whoever is coming to fit these grab rails, they'll be here between 8:30 and 4.

[Brian]

Well, that's not very convenient.

[Tracy]

Why?

[Brian]

Well, because I'll have to wait in for most of the day.

[Anna]

But you're usually in most of the day anyway.

[Brian]

I do go out, you know. I make a point of it. Taking a little constitutional.

[Anna]

Well, it's just one day, isn't it? And these grab rails are important. And you never know, they might turn up early. So you need to make sure you you're up and dressed and ready to answer the door by 8.3. 0.

[Brian]

Anna, I am awake with the lock.

[Tracy]

OK?

[Anna]

OK. And then don't forget that the care assessor is coming on Thursday.

[Brian]

Yes, yes, yes. I've got it all written down. Oh, don't fuss, Anna.

[Anna]

I'm not fussing. I'm just checking that you know the schedule.

[Brian]

I haven't got dementia, you know.

[Anna]

Who said anything about dementia?

[Brian]

How long will it take? That's what I want to know.

[Anna]

How long will what take?

[Brian]

Fitting the grab rails.

[Anna]

Well, I can't imagine it'll be that long.

[Brian]

Well, I do hope they don't make

[Anna]

a mess because the house is so pristine.

[Brian]

The house is how I like it.

[Anna]

I am sure there'll be neat workers. Mum,

[Brian]

do you think it's too late to cancel?

[Anna]

Cancel?

[Brian]

I'm just not convinced that it's worth it.

[Anna]

Well, of course it's worth it if they prevent you from falling over.

[Brian]

I haven't fallen over for weeks now

[Anna]

and that's the way we want to keep it.

[Brian]

Fine. Fine.

[Kate]

Fine.

[Brian]

I give up.

[Susan]

Up.

[Adam]

Hi, Ian.

[Lillian]

Sorry, Adam.

[Adam]

Have you got five minutes?

[Ian]

Well, that's kind of. I mean, it's bank holiday Monday and we're booked up solid.

[Adam]

Can I just. Just tell you one thing?

[Ian]

What's happened? What's wrong?

[Adam]

I think Brian might have tipped me over the edge.

[Ian]

I thought he did that ages ago.

[Adam]

Thanks.

[Ian]

No, sorry, I didn't mean to.

[Lillian]

He.

[Adam]

He won't talk to me. He just won't talk to me.

[Lillian]

It's.

[Adam]

It's so childish.

[Ian]

Have you seen him?

[Lillian]

No.

[Adam]

No. He's been avoiding me all weekend. He's literally hiding from me. But he can't hide for 30 days, can he?

[Ian]

I don't know.

[Adam]

Can't. Of course he can't. It's ridiculous. Okay, if there's no land, there's no partnership. What's going to happen to Home Farm?

[Ian]

I have no idea.

[Adam]

Brian's 82 years old. I know Adam cannot withdraw the land.

[Ian]

And yet it seems like he can.

[Adam]

I have to stop him.

[Ian]

Hi.

[Adam]

I don't know. I just know I've got 30 days in which to do it.

[Anna]

Look, why don't you sit down at the dining room table now with all these magazines and some scissors and start cutting out the articles you want to keep, and then I can take the rest of this stuff to the recycling center today and then it's one actual thing that we've achieved.

[Brian]

Alan will be here soon.

[Anna]

Alan?

[Brian]

We're having a meeting.

[Anna]

Are you.

[Brian]

Didn't I tell you that? No. Oh, I thought I did, but we're

[Anna]

supposed to be sorting the house out

[Brian]

for tomorrow, but the house is fine.

[Anna]

It's really not, you know.

[Brian]

Poor Alan is at his wits end.

[Anna]

Is he? Why?

[Brian]

Because he's got to raise so much money for the church bell? Yeah, And I thought I might be able to help him.

[Anna]

How?

[Brian]

Because we used to do all sorts of fundraising, didn't we, back in the day?

[Anna]

Did you?

[Brian]

Yes.

[Linda]

Yes.

[Anna]

I can't really remember, Mum.

[Brian]

Well, we did, and we were very good at it. Oh, don't you remember that marvellous scavenger hunt we did when you were little?

[Anna]

Vaguely. OK, so when's Alan coming?

[Brian]

11.

[Anna]

I think it's 11 now.

[Brian]

Oh, well, he'll be here any moment, then.

[Anna]

OK. OK. I suppose I can do a bit of tidying while you're chatting to Alan. But just one thing, Mum.

[Alice]

Yes?

[Anna]

On Thursday, when the care assessor comes, you need to be honest with them.

[Brian]

You know, you really don't need to talk to me like I'm an idiot.

[Anna]

I don't talk to you like you're an idiot. I've never talked to you like you're an idiot. You talk to me like I'm an idiot.

[Brian]

Well, you can be a bit tense sometimes.

[Anna]

Thanks.

[Natasha]

Thanks.

[Brian]

I'm sorry, darling.

[Anna]

I am a highly qualified barrister.

[Kirsty]

I know.

[Brian]

I know you are. I realize, Mum, what I'm. I'm acknowledging that you are clever.

[Anna]

All I'm trying to say is that there's no point the care assessor coming if you're not straight with them.

[Brian]

Are they going to ask very intrusive questions?

[Anna]

No, they're just going to ask you practical things about how you manage day to day and whether you're eligible for any extra support.

[Brian]

What kind of support?

[Anna]

Could be all sorts, Mum. Access to day centres.

[Brian]

But I don't want to go to a day center.

[Anna]

All right, but it depends on what they think you need. I do wish I could be here.

[Brian]

Well, you can't, so never mind. You know, you'll just have to trust me. Well, what's that supposed to mean? Oh, there's Alan.

[Anna]

Great.

[Brian]

Answer the door, darling.

[Anna]

Hi, Alan.

[Alan]

Oh, hello, Anna.

[Anna]

I hear you're having a meeting.

[Alan]

Yes, yes. Carol's kindly offered to discuss fundraising ideas for the church bell.

[Anna]

Yes, yes, she said. Oh, do you want to come in, Alan?

[Brian]

Oh, yeah.

[Alan]

If that's all right.

[Brian]

Oh, yeah, yes, course it's all right.

[Alan]

Thank you.

[Kirsty]

Oh.

[Brian]

Oh, why don't you make the tea, Anna, and then Alan and I can go out into the garden and get started.

[Anna]

How do you take your Tea?

[Alan]

Alan, Would I be able to have a coffee?

[Natasha]

Sure.

[Alan]

Thank you.

[Adam]

And Kate and Alice? They're still not speaking to me either.

[Ian]

Is Kit back?

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, she got back on Saturday.

[Ian]

You just need to tell them. I mean, everything.

[Adam]

Everything?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Ian]

That Brian originally promised you the land and then reneged.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I don't know.

[Ian]

I really think you should. I think it's important because it's context,

[Adam]

but I don't think they'd actually listen right now.

[Ian]

I'm sure they would.

[Adam]

Just never crossed my mind that Brian would withdraw the land from the partnership. I don't know why. I suppose I never thought he'd do that to the others.

[Ian]

I did have one thought, you know, about that. Well, if Kate is worried about finances, then she could come and work here. Yeah, we're currently really short staffed and we're only going to get busier now it's nearly summer.

[Adam]

What would Kate do here? Teach yoga?

[Ian]

Well, actually, yeah, she could run a class or two, but I was actually thinking housekeeping, bar work, admin, etc. That's what we actually need right now. Do you think she might be up for that?

[Adam]

I guess you'd have to ask her.

[Ian]

I just don't want her to feel, I don't know, insulted.

[Adam]

I'm sure she won't feel insulted, but she might not want anything to do with either of us right now.

[Ian]

Listen, I'm sure you lot will work things out. And at the end of the day, Alice, Kate and Rory, they love you. They do? Of course they do. They're not gonna let something like this permanently ruin your relationship, are they?

[Adam]

Honestly, I think without Debbie's added intervention, I think it would have been, or could have been really different.

[Ian]

Well, yeah, maybe.

[Adam]

I mean, what was she doing?

[Ian]

I don't know, Adam.

[Adam]

How can she claim the land is rightfully hers when she's not even here to farm it? What was she thinking?

[Brian]

A scavenger hunt can be so much fun, you know. And I would very happily work it all out, the route and everything, and write the clues.

[Alan]

Well, if you're up for doing something like that, Carol, I'd be so grateful.

[Brian]

Oh, absolutely. I would love it.

[Alan]

I mean, I would help you out, but I've just got no time.

[Brian]

Well, you're pulled in so many different directions at once, aren't you?

[Alan]

That's just it.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Do you know something?

[Alan]

What?

[Brian]

You've reminded me of Richard then.

[Alan]

Richard?

[Brian]

Yeah, my. My son.

[Alan]

Oh, sorry, yes. Yes, your son.

[Brian]

You never met him, did you?

[Alan]

No, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

[Brian]

He died of a heart attack.

[Alan]

Yes, I. I think I knew that.

[Brian]

Such a shock, you know.

[Alan]

Yes.

[Brian]

He was living in France at the time, so I hadn't seen him for, well, quite a while. Nearly a year.

[Alan]

That must have been so difficult.

[Brian]

Ah, yes. I was very sad. Because, you know, even if you don't live in each other's pockets, you don't exist. Expect that the last time you say goodbye will be the last time you ever see each other.

[Alan]

Of course not.

[Brian]

And he was so young. Really.

[Alan]

I'm so sorry.

[Brian]

It's never occurred to me before, but you really do have a look of him. Right.

[Tracy]

Tea for you, Mom.

[Brian]

Thank you.

[Anna]

And coffee for you, Alan.

[Alan]

Oh, lovely, thanks.

[Anna]

How's it going?

[Brian]

Can?

[Alan]

Carol's come up with some excellent fundraising suggestions.

[Linda]

Oh, good.

[Brian]

You see, I'm not entirely useless.

[Anna]

When have I ever said that you're useless?

[Brian]

When? Oh, sorry, darling, you haven't.

[Anna]

Don't listen to anything my mother says about me, will you, Alan?

[Linda]

Okay.

[Brian]

I was just saying to Alan that he has a look of Richard.

[Anna]

Richard?

[Brian]

Your brother.

[Anna]

Mum, I know who Richard is.

[Brian]

Don't you think?

[Anna]

Oh, I didn't know if you took sugar, Alan. So help yourself.

[Alan]

No, thank you.

[Brian]

I should. I should come and fetch a photograph.

[Alan]

Oh, please, please don't worry.

[Brian]

No, honestly, I. I can't believe I've never seen it before. It's quite striking. Can't you see it?

[Anna]

Not really, no. Sorry. Sorry, Alan.

[Alan]

Oh, that's quite all right.

[Brian]

Anna and I never agree on anything, do we?

[Anna]

Not much, no.

[Adam]

It's such a mess.

[Ian]

Honestly, Adam, I'm sorry, but I really do need to get back to work.

[Adam]

Okay. Yeah. Yes. Sorry.

[Ian]

No, it's fine, it's fine. It's just things are really busy.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And I better get back to the farm anyway.

[Ian]

You're going back there?

[Adam]

Well, yeah. I mean, I can't just leave Brian to it, can I?

[Ian]

Why not?

[Adam]

Because he's going to ruin everything.

[Ian]

Well, that's his problem, isn't it, Naomi?

[Brad]

No.

[Adam]

No way. I'm not giving up or giving in. And it is my job, Ian. I can't just ditch it.

[Ian]

Okay. Fair enough.

[Adam]

And you never know, maybe if I just carry on as normal. Don't rise to the bait. Brian might even see sense.

[Ian]

Really?

[Adam]

Yeah. I mean, why not?

[Ian]

Well, because he's done this a thousand times before, but it's just not remotely

[Adam]

practical what he's doing. And Kate and Alice know that. I just wish they'd talk to me. We need to work together to make Brian see sense. He's more likely to listen to them than me, let's face it. But if Alice and Kate can work on him together, it's in their interests too.

[Ian]

I know. Yeah, I know.

[Adam]

So I really don't know why they're ignoring me.

[Ian]

Don't you?

[Adam]

What do you mean?

[Ian]

Well, I think we both know why they're ignoring you.

[Adam]

Whose side are you on?

[Ian]

Oh, look, I'm on your side, Adam. Of course I am. But Alice and Kate aren't right now. Right. You need to win them over. Tell them the truth about how Brian promised you the land, but tell them everything, please.

[Kate]

Have you got time for this chat now, Alice?

[Alice]

Yeah, I mean, I haven't got long, but we've got to eat lunch, haven't we?

[Kate]

So presumably you told Lillian what happened on Friday?

[Alice]

Yeah, I did. What does she think? She was horrified.

[Kate]

Could she have a word with dad, maybe?

[Alice]

Oh, I think she's planning to have more than a word. Good.

[Zainab]

I'd like to be a fly on

[Kate]

the wall when that happens.

[Alice]

Yeah, me too.

[Kate]

So, can you just tell me everything, starting at the beginning?

[Alice]

I mean, you know it all, really.

[Kate]

No, but what exactly happened at the meeting?

[Alice]

I don't know. I still don't really understand it. Debbie and Adam just went completely mad. Off script.

[Kate]

I mean, it sounds like it was a lot more than off script.

[Anna]

It was just so awful.

[Alice]

I really wish you'd been there.

[Kate]

I know. I'm so sorry. If I'd known what they were planning.

[Alice]

But that's what was so weird. I mean, I still don't understand how much actual planning was involved. Adam had no idea whatsoever that Debbie was coming over. I mean, none of us did.

[Kate]

I did try and talk to dad.

[Alice]

When?

[Kate]

Sunday.

[Alice]

How did that go?

[Kate]

Well, he's just adamant that he's withdrawing the land.

[Alice]

But how is that even going to work?

[Kate]

I don't know. He sees it as this kind of liberation. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, it's a disaster.

[Alice]

Well, yeah, for loads of reasons.

[Kate]

But I rely on that income, Alice. I know it's not wildly consistent, but spiritual home on its own will not sustain me.

[Tracy]

What have you got in your sandwiches?

[Linda]

Cheese.

[Tracy]

Cheese?

[Linda]

Yeah, cheese.

[Tracy]

Is that all?

[Linda]

What's wrong with that?

[Tracy]

I've got hummus and roast vegetables.

[Linda]

Congratulations.

[Tracy]

Working with cheese all day in the dairy makes me want to eat something different, you know?

[Linda]

Well, that's all we had in the house, so that's what I brought.

[Tracy]

See, Neil made this lovely meal last night. Roast vegetables and couscous. And I thought. Oh, well, that'll make a nice lunch, that will.

[Linda]

Good for you.

[Tracy]

Do I try some?

[Linda]

No, thanks.

[Tracy]

What's wrong?

[Linda]

Nothing's wrong.

[Tracy]

No, no, something's wrong. What is it?

[Linda]

Nothing is wrong with me. But you have been funny with me all morning.

[Tracy]

No, I haven't.

[Brian]

You have, you have.

[Linda]

You've been critical of everything I'm doing.

[Tracy]

Not everything. Not everything. I haven't enough to do me edding. Well, I'm sorry, Tracy, but I've been here a long time and I know what I'm doing.

[Linda]

So do I.

[Tracy]

But you're still learning, aren't you? And that's not me being funny. That's me being honest.

[Linda]

Well, Ellen seems very happy with my work. She actually told me I have an affinity with cheese.

[Tracy]

She said what?

[Linda]

She said I have an affinity with cheese.

[Brian]

When?

[Linda]

When she offered me more hours.

[Tracy]

When did she offer you more hours?

[Linda]

Last week.

[Tracy]

You never said. Well, I'm saying now she's not offered me more hours because you've got plenty already.

[Linda]

Plus you work at the shop. You've basically got two full time jobs anyway. I ain't said yes or no yet.

[Tracy]

You do exaggerate, Tracy.

[Linda]

So do you. So does dad. Maybe it's a family trait.

[Tracy]

Have you spoken to him?

[Linda]

To dad?

[Tracy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

No.

[Tracy]

Well, you haven't seen spoken to him once since he went to Clive's.

[Linda]

He only went on Sunday morning.

[Tracy]

That's two whole days.

[Linda]

Well, have you spoken to him?

[Tracy]

No, I haven't. I called him but he didn't answer.

[Linda]

Well, hopefully that means he's happy.

[Tracy]

I just keep thinking of all the things that could go wrong.

[Linda]

Well, he can always call us.

[Tracy]

I mean, what if Clive goes away and leaves dad on his own?

[Linda]

I don't think he will.

[Tracy]

Or takes him down the pub and gets him legless?

[Linda]

Dad'd love that.

[Tracy]

But then dad could have a fall and crack his head open.

[Linda]

Susan.

[Tracy]

Oh, he could, couldn't he?

[Linda]

How do you think this is helping? How exactly is this helping?

[Tracy]

I'm just voicing my concerns.

[Adam]

Uh, hi.

[Alice]

Oh, Adam.

[Kate]

What are you doing here?

[Adam]

Well, I just. I came to talk to Alice.

[Kate]

Well, me and Alice are actually in the middle of a really important conversation, so you're not welcome right now.

[Alice]

Okay.

[Kate]

Well, sorry, Alice, but he's not, is he?

[Adam]

Okay, look, I realize I'm not your favourite person right now and I'm sorry I've come to find you at work, Alice. But you won't answer my calls, you won't reply to my messages.

[Brian]

Can you blame her?

[Alice]

Hate. I can speak for myself.

[Kate]

Yes, but you're not saying anything because

[Alice]

I can't get a word in edgeways.

[Kate]

I am on your side, you know.

[Brian]

I know you are.

[Adam]

It's not a question of sides.

[Kate]

I think it is, actually.

[Adam]

We have to talk about this like adults. We're not kids anymore, Adam.

[Alice]

You didn't talk to me about anything, anything.

[Tom]

I did.

[Adam]

I absolutely did.

[Alice]

You said nothing about the land. All we talked about was Dad's well

[Adam]

being and the future of the farm.

[Alice]

With a focus on Dad's well being.

[Adam]

This is all about Brian.

[Kate]

Yeah, right, it is.

[Alice]

How can you say that after Friday's meeting?

[Adam]

Will you just listen to me first?

[Alice]

You basically tricked me.

[Adam]

I did not trust.

[Kate]

How could you be so selfish?

[Natasha]

Yeah, I'm so.

[Alice]

Oh, what's that word? Duplicitous.

[Kate]

Yes, good word.

[Adam]

I wasn't being duplicitous.

[Kate]

I depend on the home farm partnership to make ends meet, Adam. I can't make a living solely from spiritual home. Did you stop and think about that?

[Adam]

No, because I didn't think for one moment that Brian would do anything so crazy as withdraw the land from the partnership.

[Alice]

Well, he has, or he will in less than 30 days. So we're all in trouble. We're all in trouble because of you.

[Adam]

Adam, can you please just listen to me for one minute, please? Because the thing is that Brian promised me the land.

[Lillian]

Sorry, what do you mean he promised me the land?

[Alice]

When.

[Brian]

When was this?

[Adam]

Weeks ago. He. He promised me the land. I wanted to talk to you two and Rory, but Brian basically wouldn't let me.

[Alice]

He wouldn't let you?

[Adam]

He said he wanted to get everything worked out legally first. So I obviously waited for that to happen, then he changed his mind.

[Kate]

But why would he make you that offer and then change his mind?

[Adam]

Because that's what he does. So can you blame me for believing, genuinely believing, that he's losing it when he goes and does a thing like that?

[Kate]

Oh, it's Ian. Why is Ian calling me?

[Adam]

Well, I. I think he wants to offer you a job.

[Kate]

A job?

[Anna]

Really?

[Brian]

Well, answer it.

[Anna]

Shall I?

[Adam]

Yeah, definitely.

[Kate]

Hello?

[Ian]

Oh, hi, Kit.

[Kate]

Hi, Ian.

[Ian]

Are you okay?

[Kate]

Yeah, I'm fine. No, I'm not fine. I'm with Alice and Adam.

[Ian]

Right, Right. Okay. Sorry to interrupt.

[Kate]

It's okay.

[Ian]

I just wondered if you were interested in taking some work at Greg Abel's.

[Kate]

Oh, I don't know.

[Ian]

It's just we're short staffed at the moment and I know you could be potentially short of cash in the near Future? Just because of the situation at Home Farm.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, that is true. I will be short of cash, Kate.

[Ian]

Well, look, why don't you comment? We'll have a chat about it sometime soon.

[Kate]

Okay? Thanks. Thanks, Ian.

[Tracy]

I just don't understand how you could let it happen.

[Linda]

Dad wanted to go.

[Tracy]

Dad doesn't know what he wants.

[Linda]

Dad knows exactly what he wants.

[Tracy]

Clive won't look after him, Tracy. You know he won't.

[Linda]

What was I supposed to do, Susan? Tell me that. What was I supposed to do?

[Tracy]

Not let him go.

[Linda]

How? Dad is a grown man with capacity.

[Tracy]

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

[Linda]

Is that supposed to be funny?

[Tracy]

The thing is, he might technically have capacity, but he's incapable of making the right choices, isn't he? That's why I had to take over with his diet and his exercise.

[Linda]

If you hadn't been so obsessed with taking over, he might not have run off with Clive.

[Tracy]

Oh, so it's my fault now?

[Linda]

Yes, absolutely.

[Ian]

Hi, Alice.

[Alice]

Oh, Ian.

[Ian]

Sorry to just turn up.

[Alice]

Oh, no, that's all right.

[Ian]

Look, I suppose I just wanted to, I don't know, just talk to you about Adam.

[Alice]

Right.

[Ian]

He doesn't know I'm here.

[Alice]

Ah, okay.

[Ian]

It's just I wanted to defend him, really.

[Alice]

You don't need to do that. Honestly, we had a pretty good chat earlier.

[Ian]

Okay, well, I guess I just want to back him up then, because he really was trying to secure the future of Home Farm. He wasn't trying to tear up that entire agreement.

[Alice]

Yeah, I get that a bit more now.

[Ian]

He never for a minute expected Debbie to walk in and say all that stuff.

[Alice]

No one did.

[Ian]

I mean, she really stuck the burden, by the sound of it.

[Alice]

Yeah, she did. She was really tough on dad, which

[Ian]

can't have helped Adam's case.

[Alice]

I mean, I'm not sure Adam helped Adam's case.

[Ian]

You know, the thing is, he's really afraid of losing his relationship with you and Kate and Rory.

[Alice]

Oh, he won't? Of course not.

[Ian]

Okay, Good. Great. You did say things were better.

[Alice]

I mean, I knew nothing about dad offering him the last land and then reneging. We were both really shocked by that, me and Kate.

[Ian]

I mean, I'm glad he told you about that.

[Brian]

I just.

[Alice]

I wish I'd known about that earlier.

[Ian]

I made him promise not to tell.

[Alice]

I know.

[Ian]

I mean, Adam has been trying so hard to be the son Brian wants. It's kind of tragic, really, how things have ended up.

[Alice]

I agree.

[Ian]

I mean, did Brian really say that Adam and Debbie weren't his children?

[Kirsty]

Yeah.

[Brian]

He did.

[Ian]

Adam came home after that meeting and he just cried.

[Alice]

He didn't.

[Ian]

He did.

[Brian]

That's awful.

[Ian]

I think he feels like he's lost a father.

[Alice]

Oh, Ian, do you.

[Ian]

Do you think maybe you could talk to him?

[Alice]

What would. Adam to Brian? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can try.

[Ian]

I'm sorry to lay this on you, Alice, but I think you might be the only person who can fix this.

[Tracy]

Tracy? Yeah, I was a bit worried that you might not answer.

[Susan]

Really?

[Tracy]

I'm just calling to say that I'm sorry and that you were absolutely right. Thing is, I think I was just overcompensating.

[Susan]

Overcompensated?

[Tracy]

Knowing you do the lion's share and everything, I wanted to do something useful.

[Susan]

Right.

[Tracy]

I just ended up making things harder.

[Susan]

Well, thank you for saying that.

[Tracy]

Anyway, I've just been to see dad now.

[Susan]

You've been to see dad?

[Anna]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tracy]

I'm sitting outside Clive's flat right now in the car.

[Linda]

What's happened?

[Tracy]

Oh, no, nothing's happened. Everything's fin. That's the thing.

[Susan]

So why did you go over there?

[Tracy]

Well, wanted to see for myself the setup and everything. And honestly, you won't believe it, but Clive's got everything sorted quite nicely, really. Dad's got his own room and it's ground floor, so no worries there. And Clive was in the kitchen cooking spaghetti Bolognese for Dad's tea.

[Susan]

Which is a favourite.

[Anna]

Exactly.

[Tracy]

And everything looked clean, you know, and they were chatting away. I mean, dad seemed really happy.

[Susan]

That's nice. That's really nice.

[Kirsty]

I know.

[Tracy]

Felt quite relieved.

[Susan]

Thanks for going, Susan. Can't have been easy for you.

[Tracy]

Oh, no, no, no. It was fine. I don't trust Clive an inch, of course.

[Susan]

Oh, no, of course not.

[Tracy]

But while it lasts, maybe you can have a bit of a break, eh? I mean, you've earned it, haven't you?

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[Brian]

Brian.

[Lillian]

Lillian.

[Rory]

What can I get you?

[Lillian]

Pinterest Shires, what else?

[Brian]

Right you are.

[Lillian]

A lovely evening, isn't it?

[Brian]

Yeah, gorgeous.

[Natasha]

How long?

[Lillian]

Are you really good.

[Brian]

Really?

[Lillian]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

I wasn't expecting that.

[Lillian]

No, why?

[Rory]

Well, things have been a bit fraught, haven't they?

[Lillian]

Fraught?

[Rory]

Yes, with the farm and the land and Adam and everything.

[Lillian]

Oh, well, these things happen, don't they? Do you say no point crying over spilt milk.

[Rory]

Well, it's a bit worse than spilt milk, surely.

[Lillian]

I don't think so. No, I honestly don't.

[Linda]

Right.

[Lillian]

I didn't realize how constrained I was feeling. Everything was a battle with Adam. I mean, we Were not natural partners. We don't have the chemistry and we're very different farmers. I mean, that doesn't mean I don't care for him. Of course I care for him, but, you know, some things just run their course. Yeah, well, like any relationship, I suppose.

[Rory]

But Adam is your stepson.

[Lillian]

Yeah, well, I don't mean my entire relationship with Do. I mean our working relationship.

[Rory]

But of course that will impact on the rest of your relationship. You do realize that?

[Brian]

Well, of course.

[Lillian]

There's not much I can do about that right now.

[Rory]

Well, I disagree.

[Lillian]

I'm not going to change my mind, Lillian.

[Brian]

Right.

[Lillian]

It's my land, after all, and I want to be the one to determine its future. So I'm going to take this pint of shires out to the garden and sketch out all my delicious plans with no one to argue, negotiate eye roll or imply. I ought to be in a care home by now.

[Anna]

The grab rails look great.

[Brian]

I don't know about great. I find them rather ugly.

[Anna]

But are they useful?

[Brian]

Well, yes, admittedly, they are excellent.

[Anna]

And the bloke who fitted them didn't make much mess.

[Brian]

No, no, they're incredibly tidy and efficient. In and out in no time.

[Anna]

Well, I told you.

[Brian]

No need to crow, is there?

[Anna]

I wasn't crowing.

[Brian]

Well, I told you so is the definition of crowing. What are you looking for?

[Anna]

Something to cook. An actual meal.

[Brian]

We don't need a meal, do we?

[Anna]

I do.

[Brian]

I'd be happy with a bit of toast and banana.

[Anna]

Why don't we go to the pub?

[Brian]

The pub?

[Anna]

Yeah, come on.

[Brian]

But I really am perfectly happy with toast.

[Anna]

Mum, you can't live on toast.

[Brian]

Ah, well, you can, actually.

[Anna]

It's not a balanced diet.

[Brian]

Oh. I am not a toddler who needs feeding mushy carrot.

[Anna]

I'm not offering you mushy carrot. I'm offering you dinner and a glass of wine.

[Rory]

Have you finished with that glass, darling?

[Lillian]

No, no, not yet.

[Rory]

Brian.

[Lillian]

Yes, Lillian?

[Rory]

Isn't it your wedding anniversary this Friday?

[Lillian]

Yes. Yes. Would have been 50 years.

[Rory]

The big one.

[Lillian]

Yeah, but we didn't make it. Oh, well, what can you do?

[Rory]

Well, you cannot cause a huge upset for your entire family.

[Lillian]

Do you really think that's fair? To bring Jenny into this?

[Linda]

Well, why not?

[Lillian]

This isn't on me. You know, Adam started this and then Debbie threw on the petrol.

[Rory]

So you're entirely innocent of all wrongdoing?

[Lillian]

Well, obviously I'm not. No one is.

[Rory]

But if my sister were here, if she was still here, what do you think she would say to You.

[Lillian]

I think she'd be saddened that it had come to this. As am I, by the way.

[Rory]

You don't seem at all sad.

[Lillian]

Well, I am, as a matter of fact. But back to Jenny. She'd be sad, but she'd respect my decision.

[Rory]

Honestly.

[Brian]

That's.

[Rory]

Is honestly what you think?

[Lillian]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

Well, then you are kidding yourself, because I think she'd be horrified.

[Lillian]

The partnership wasn't working. Lillian just wasn't. And sometimes you have to face reality,

[Linda]

Tracy.

Hello, Linda.

May I have a glass of chilled house white, please?

[Rory]

Sure.

[Tracy]

Thank you.

[Linda]

I'm meeting Robert for an early aperitif.

Oh, that's nice.

But I also wanted a word with Lillian. Is she about.

She was, yeah. She might be in the garden.

We need to start planning the fate, you see.

[Anna]

What do you want, Mum?

[Brian]

Oh, oh, I'll have a G and T, please, Anna. Hello, Lillian.

[Linda]

How are you?

[Brian]

Oh, my daughter is insisting we come out for dinner.

[Anna]

Yes, I'm awful like that.

[Linda]

Well, that sounds very nice.

Machine's ready, Linda.

Oh, sorry, Tracy.

Lovely. Thanks very much.

[Anna]

Mum, why don't you go and sit outside in the sun?

[Brian]

Oh, I. I could do, I suppose, yes.

[Linda]

Come outside with me, Carol, then we can have a bit of a catch up.

[Brian]

Oh, all right, yes, yes, that sounds really nice.

[Linda]

Let me just grab my wine.

[Brian]

Oh, yes, you don't want to forget that.

[Linda]

So, one G and T. And what can I get for you?

[Anna]

I'd like a really large glass of red, please. Please.

[Linda]

Anything in particular?

[Anna]

I don't really care.

[Linda]

Oh, long day.

[Anna]

Yeah, it has been a long day. Yes. And my mother is driving me slightly insane.

[Linda]

Oh, well, yeah, I know that feeling.

[Anna]

All I do is try and help her and all she does is resist me every inch of the way. And I know it's horribly disloyal of me to say this to you right now, but honestly, this week I just. I'm really feeling it.

[Linda]

I'm the same, you know, except with my dad.

[Anna]

Oh, really?

[Linda]

I mean, I love him to bits, but he drives me up the wall.

[Anna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she lives here and I'm not here, and that's quite tricky as well. I mean, the back and forth of it.

[Linda]

Yeah, I bet it is.

[Anna]

Does your dad live with you?

[Linda]

He does usually, but he's actually staying with my brother at the moment, which seems to be going okay. Surprisingly okay, really.

[Anna]

Oh, that's good. So that gives you a bit of a break.

[Linda]

Yeah, it does, but it can't last. I mean, it won't last.

[Anna]

Right, right. But how long have you been looking after your dad?

[Linda]

Oh, years now.

[Anna]

And how long has he been away?

[Linda]

Since Sunday.

[Anna]

Oh, well, that's nothing, is it? No, but still nice, I suppose.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Natasha]

Yeah.

[Linda]

Well, I feel a bit anxious about it, to be honest.

[Anna]

Right.

[Linda]

Like, is Clive really taking proper care of him?

[Anna]

Yeah. I can't imagine my brother being much good with my mum having the patients.

[Linda]

Well, that's it.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Anna]

But actually my brother's dead, so it's sort of irrelevant anyway.

[Linda]

Oh, sorry.

[Anna]

Yeah. Yeah, it's sad for my mum, but I honestly don't think it had been any help whatsoever. In this phase of our lives, why

[Linda]

does it just fall to one person? That's what I don't get. There's six of us. Me, my sister and four brothers. But it's me who does all the work.

[Anna]

Well, I suppose part of it is that he lives with you.

[Linda]

Yeah, And I get that, I do. But Susan, my sister, is only up the road.

[Anna]

Maybe you should ask her to take more on.

[Linda]

I have. And she tries, she makes more effort, but things just. I don't know, they just slip.

[Anna]

I can imagine.

[Linda]

Everyone's busy, aren't they?

[Anna]

Yes, but that's not an excuse for leaving it all to you, is it?

[Linda]

No, it's just what happens.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Linda]

Sorry, didn't mean to get into all this.

[Anna]

No, it's. It's quite nice, actually. It's a relief to talk to someone in the same boat, really. I worry that I sound like an awful person. Oh, no, you don't.

[Linda]

Not to me, anyway.

[Anna]

I love her so much.

[Linda]

Say Mia. But sometimes I think I'm going to burn out.

[Kirsty]

Yeah.

[Anna]

Yeah, well, that's when you need support, isn't it?

[Linda]

You need it before you burn out.

[Anna]

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Linda]

It is difficult, isn't it?

[Brian]

Well, it is, rather.

[Linda]

After the explosion at Grey Gables, I had to rely on Robert for everything. And it does impact on your relationship?

[Brian]

Oh, of course it does.

[Anna]

I felt like a burden.

[Brian]

Yes, of course. But that is precisely what I resist. And yet Anna seems determined to make me her burden. I don't understand that. I really don't. I fear she suffers from a sort of martyr syndrome.

[Linda]

She just wants you to be safe and well looked after, doesn't she?

[Brian]

Yes, well, perhaps.

[Linda]

Can you talk to her? You know, just be honest with her?

[Brian]

Yes, but it's not easy, is it? Oh, no, it's not easy. I mean, this is the second time she's been to see me in three days and it's a long way at the end of a long day.

[Linda]

Well, she obviously cares a great deal.

[Brian]

Yes, yes, I know. I'm very lucky.

[Linda]

Do you know the thing I really hated? When I was out and about with Robert and people would ask him what I wanted, you know that. Does he take shape? Sugar?

[Ian]

Cliche.

[Brian]

Yes.

[Linda]

Once or twice I just wanted to scream at someone in a cafe or wherever. I'm right here, you know.

[Brian]

Yes. Yeah. Oh, I've definitely felt that way. Especially when someone calls you dear. Oh, save me from dear. Oh, dear Lord.

[Anna]

Oh, Linda.

[Brian]

But you see, I suppose the key difference between you and I is that you recover.

[Anna]

Recovered?

[Brian]

Whereas I'm not going to recover from being elderly, am I? Oh, I mean, not. Not that I think of myself as elderly at all. Good. My mind is young. Well, at least on a good day, I.

[Tracy]

Sorry.

[Anna]

I was ages. You're probably dying of thirst out here, aren't you, Mum?

[Brian]

Well, no, no, I'm all right. Linda and I were just having quite a nice chat, weren't we?

[Linda]

We most certainly were.

[Alice]

Auntie Lillian.

[Brian]

Alice.

[Alice]

I found the spare keys for the office. I thought you might want them.

[Anna]

Oh, great.

[Rory]

Thanks, darling. That's good of you.

[Alice]

Yeah, no problem.

[Brian]

Everything all right?

[Alice]

Yeah, yeah. Good, thanks.

[Brian]

You?

[Rory]

You know your father's currently sitting in the beer garden. Just had a bit of a barney, actually.

[Alice]

Really?

[Rory]

Oh, well, that's not a barney. But you know me, Alice, I don't hold back. I told him your mother will be appalled by him.

[Alice]

What did he say?

[Rory]

Flannel. About how Jenny would have respected his decision. But honestly, tell it to the birds.

[Linda]

Brian Fallon says to tell you we've only got three Ham and leap pies left.

[Rory]

All right, thanks, Tracy.

[Alice]

Well, I'll just go and speak to dad.

[Rory]

Okay, Johnny.

[Brian]

Good luck. Thanks.

[Linda]

What's Alice need look for? Not that it's any of my business.

[Rory]

No, Brian is being particular. Particularly Brian. Well, worse, actually.

[Linda]

Oh, yeah. All these parents, they specialize in their own brand of themness.

[Rory]

Yeah, but I suppose my son probably says that about me.

[Kate]

Hi, dad.

[Lillian]

Alice.

[Alice]

Can I sit down?

[Lillian]

Sure.

[Alice]

Lillian mentioned you were out here.

[Lillian]

Oh, did she?

[Alice]

Why do you say it like that?

[Lillian]

Because I fear Lillian's agenda.

[Alice]

Well, she is a bit concerned, yes.

[Lillian]

Don't worry, don't worry. She's already given me an earful.

[Alice]

Dad, are you really going to go through with this? Yes, it just seems like a bit of an overreaction.

[Lillian]

Can you have an overreaction to betrayal?

[Alice]

Betrayal up. How have I betrayed you? I was genuinely worried about you.

[Lillian]

Betrayed me? Because you should have talk to me.

[Alice]

I did Talk to you. And you battered my concerns away because

[Lillian]

they had no merit. I mean, do I look like someone who's lost their marbles?

[Brian]

No.

[Alice]

No, you don't.

[Natasha]

Except for.

[Lillian]

Except for what?

[Alice]

Well, this decision to withdraw the land from the partnership is wildly illogical and arguably part of a pattern of very odd behavior.

[Lillian]

Oh, not this again. Dad, I'm so tired of hearing you.

[Alice]

Yeah, well, I'm sorry if it's boring you, but your decision doesn't make sense. And for me, it feels very much like a punishment.

[Lillian]

Well, it's not. It's not a punishment. It's just me making a bid for freedom. And I know no one else is happy, Alice, but I am. I am, all right? And you will have to just get over it and get on. Get on with the rest of your lives and leave me to get on with mine.

[Kirsty]

Everything all right, Kate?

[Kate]

Yeah, fine. I just can't find the dustpan and brush.

[Kirsty]

Oh, isn't it in the cupboard?

[Kate]

Which cupboard?

[Kirsty]

The downstairs cupboard with the dryer.

[Susan]

Oh, I haven't looked in there.

[Tracy]

Well, it usually is.

[Zainab]

Really?

[Susan]

I didn't know that.

[Kate]

Oh, yes, here it is, hanging up

[Susan]

on a little hook.

[Kirsty]

The little hook? That's for the dustpan and brush.

[Susan]

Yes.

[Kate]

Well, you learn something new every day.

[Midwife]

Kirsty Miller.

[Kirsty]

Oh, Kate, I've got to go.

[Kate]

Where are you?

[Kirsty]

Dentist appointment.

[Susan]

Oh, well, good luck.

[Kirsty]

Thanks. Sorry. Sorry.

[Anna]

That's all right.

[Midwife]

Don't worry.

[Kirsty]

That was my housemate. I haven't told her I'm pregnant yet.

[Midwife]

You don't have to explain to me.

[Kirsty]

I know. I just wanted to.

[Midwife]

Do you want to follow me?

[Kirsty]

Yes, thanks.

[Natasha]

Pass me the potatoes. So what's gonna happen now, then?

[Tom]

Alice seems to think he's gonna go through with it.

[Natasha]

Oh, poor Alice.

[Tom]

Yeah, absolutely. I don't get it.

[Natasha]

By the way, what are all those tools in the corner?

[Tom]

Oh, that's my dad's stuff.

[Natasha]

Does he use any of it?

[Tom]

I have no idea.

[Natasha]

I don't think that stuff has moved in two years.

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Natasha]

You know, there's like a whole market out there for old tools.

[Tom]

I didn't really know that.

[Alice]

No.

[Natasha]

I could sell it all on behalf of your dad and we could see, split the profits.

[Tom]

I really don't think he'll be keen on that idea.

[Tracy]

Why?

[Natasha]

He doesn't use any of it. He drives your mum crazy with all the things he won't get rid of. It's a bit like you, actually. What? Well, you weren't happy about that jacket, were you?

[Kate]

No.

[Tom]

Because it was a really nice jacket

[Natasha]

that you never wore.

[Brian]

Oh.

[Natasha]

Can I ask your dad about the tools?

[Ian]

Yeah, sure.

[Kirsty]

What?

[Natasha]

Can I just show you my phone?

[Tom]

Show me what?

[Natasha]

All the kind of price you could get for.

[Anna]

Oh.

[Kirsty]

What?

[Natasha]

There's like a million messages on the pre school group chat.

[Tom]

Really?

[Alan]

Oh.

[Natasha]

Oh, no. Tom.

[Anna]

What?

[Natasha]

Loxley Barrett has just got its Ofsted reports and it's really bad. Listen to this. Leaders are not doing enough to tackle weaknesses in pupils. Education. The curriculum lacks ambition. Teachers expectations are too low. Leaders do not do enough to make sure that teachers develop sufficient expertise to teach children. Tom, this is horrendous. The timing of it too.

[Tom]

Okay, okay, yeah, it does sound bad, but let's, you know, try not to panic.

[Natasha]

Try not to panic.

[Brad]

You know what I mean?

[Natasha]

Saren and Nova start school in September. September, Tom.

[Tom]

I know, I know, but how bad can it really be? I mean, Martha is really happy there, I think. Rosie and Xander. Jack.

[Linda]

Jack's doing great.

[Natasha]

But Izzy, Is he, though?

[Tom]

Yeah, I think so.

[Natasha]

We've got to talk to Helen. Where is she?

[Tom]

She was around.

[Midwife]

Okay, so your blood pressure is 120 over 80, which is normal.

[Kirsty]

Oh, great.

[Midwife]

And I'm just gonna run through some questions. Okay. Do you smoke?

[Anna]

No.

[Kirsty]

Drink? Yes. Before, I mean, just like the normal amount, you know, but not now. I mean, I just won't.

[Midwife]

Okay. Some people do have the occasional glass of wine.

[Kirsty]

I just don't want to take even the tiniest risk.

[Midwife]

Well, that sounds good. Particularly with you being ancient.

[Kirsty]

You're not ancient.

[Tracy]

I'm 45.

[Midwife]

You are an older mum.

[Kirsty]

Yes. I still can't believe it. Really. I'm delighted, you know, but it's. I know. The odds were really, really against me even getting pregnant.

[Midwife]

Well, we're going to look after you. We're going to monitor you more closely and touchwood with will be.

[Anna]

Well.

[Midwife]

Any physical or mental health issues?

[Brian]

No.

[Midwife]

What's your occupation?

[Kirsty]

Oh, I run a rewilding project.

[Midwife]

Oh, that sounds lovely.

[Kirsty]

Yeah, it is lovely, actually.

[Midwife]

And the father of the baby, is he supportive?

[Kirsty]

Yes. I don't live with him, but he is supportive. He's very excited, actually, which is great. Currently I live with my housemate, the one who couldn't find the dustpan and brush before. I mean, when I was on the phone and going to the dentist. That's why she was calling me.

[Alice]

Oh, right.

[Kirsty]

She's kind of flaky, but also amazing. I haven't told her yet, cuz. Well, I'm just not telling people.

[Anna]

Of course.

[Midwife]

No, I understand that.

[Kirsty]

I want to get a bit further down the line.

[Midwife]

That's entirely your decision, I think you

[Kirsty]

know, because of what happened before.

[Midwife]

So, obviously I read through your notes and I can see that you had a pregnancy loss at 23 weeks.

[Kirsty]

That's right, yep.

[Midwife]

I'm so sorry.

[Brian]

Thank you.

[Midwife]

It says here that you had some investigations but no reason was discovered.

[Kirsty]

That's correct.

[Midwife]

Okay, so this is why your care will be consultant led rather than midwife led. This loss plus your age means you are a higher risk. But because we're going to be keeping such a close eye on you, anything that's not right is just should be picked up early.

[Kirsty]

Yeah.

[Midwife]

So I'm just saying all this not to scare you, but to reassure you that you are in safe hands.

[Kate]

Thanks.

[Midwife]

We'll do our absolute best for you, Kirsty.

[Kirsty]

Thank you.

[Midwife]

Are you all right?

[Kirsty]

I wish I could just know. I wish someone could just tell me

[Natasha]

that this one is gonna live.

[Alice]

Kirsty.

[Brian]

Sorry.

[Midwife]

Please don't apologize.

[Kirsty]

Sorry.

[Midwife]

I mean, you know, can you imagine how many women I see crying in here?

[Kirsty]

Yes.

[Midwife]

Have a tissue and have the box.

[Kirsty]

Thanks. Thank you.

[Tom]

Okay, so I just spoke to Helen briefly, but she was in a bit of a rush to get away. She's gone to look at some Monty's and she was running late. She said she could talk to us later, though. Let's crack on with the boxes.

[Natasha]

So, did she not say anything at all?

[Tom]

Well, she was really surprised by the Ofsted report.

[Natasha]

Right.

[Tom]

She said Jack's been really happy there and seems to be doing really well.

[Natasha]

Okay.

[Tom]

But, you know, she's more focused on what's next, isn't she? Jack's only got another year till secondary.

[Brian]

Okay.

[Natasha]

Okay. But she has been happy with the school overall?

[Tom]

Yes, definitely.

[Natasha]

So why is it so bad then? The report, I mean.

[Tom]

Well, she did say they'd had a high turnover of staff recently.

[Natasha]

Well, that's never a good sign.

[Tom]

But there might be good reasons for that.

[Natasha]

There'll definitely be reasons. But there won't be good reasons, will they?

[Tom]

I don't know, Natasha.

[Natasha]

Oh, I feel sick about it. I really do.

[Tom]

We just need to find out more.

[Natasha]

The thing is, Nova will be fine. Anyway, it's Seren who really worries me.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know.

[Natasha]

She's nowhere near as confident as the her sister and she's much quieter. I think she'll just get overlooked in a place that's badly run.

[Tom]

But, I mean, if all the other parents we know are happy with it. Martha's there, Xander's there.

[Natasha]

I'm Gonna call them.

[Narrator]

The parents.

[Natasha]

The head. I'm gonna call the head right now and ask if we can come in for a meeting.

[Kate]

How are you doing? How are your teeth?

[Kirsty]

My teeth?

[Kate]

Yeah, the dentist's.

[Kirsty]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, my teeth are fine.

[Kate]

I was just gonna make myself a chamomile tea. Do you want one?

[Tracy]

Yeah, go on.

[Brian]

Okey doke.

[Kate]

Was it just a checkup then?

[Kirsty]

Sorry?

[Kate]

The dentist's.

[Kirsty]

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

[Brian]

Are you okay?

[Zainab]

Yeah, I'm fine.

[Kirsty]

I'm good.

[Kate]

You seem a bit distracted.

[Kirsty]

Oh, sorry.

[Kate]

Stop apologizing.

[Anna]

Oh, Kate.

[Rory]

What?

[Alice]

What's wrong?

[Kirsty]

So I haven't actually been to the dentist's.

[Kate]

Where have you been?

[Kirsty]

I was trying to keep it quiet.

[Kate]

Oh, well, don't worry, you don't have to tell me. Although I really do want to know. But if you don't want to tell

[Kirsty]

me, I'm dying to tell you.

[Kate]

Oh, good. Excellent. What's happening?

[Kirsty]

I'm pregnant.

[Brian]

No.

[Kirsty]

Yes.

[Brian]

Oh, Kirsty, this is amazing.

[Kirsty]

I know. I've been trying to keep it quiet till my 12 week scan, but I. Oh, it's been so hard not telling you.

[Kate]

So how pregnant are you?

[Kirsty]

I'm 10 weeks.

[Kate]

10 weeks? Oh, that's loads. That's brilliant.

[Kirsty]

It's not enough though.

[Kate]

What do you mean?

[Kirsty]

I want it to be 40 weeks. I want to be the size of a house. I want to get there, you know.

[Kate]

Oh, Kirsty, I'm sure you will. I mean, I don't mean you'll be the size of a house, by the way.

[Kirsty]

Anyway, so. Yeah, this morning I was seeing the midwife.

[Kate]

Right? Yes. Not the dentists, but all good.

[Kirsty]

Really good. Yeah, so far. Touch wood.

[Kate]

Oh, this is so wonderful.

[Brian]

I feel like.

[Kate]

Oh, how amazing.

[Kirsty]

If it happens.

[Kate]

Oh, it's going to happen.

[Kirsty]

Well, we don't know. We don't know till they're here.

[Brian]

Yes.

[Zainab]

Okay.

[Kate]

But cautious optimism. Is that allowed?

[Tracy]

Okay.

[Kate]

And the father is Eric, right?

[Kirsty]

Yes.

[Kate]

And he knows?

[Kirsty]

Yeah. And he's on board. He's been fantastic.

[Kate]

Oh, this is so exciting. In a cautiously optimistic way, I mean. Does Jakob know?

[Kirsty]

Yeah, he does. Please don't be mad with him for not telling you because I really didn't want him to.

[Kate]

Oh, no, it's fine. I'm glad he's to be trusted.

[Kirsty]

Yeah.

[Natasha]

Good.

[Kate]

I'm gonna be like an aunt to your baby.

[Kirsty]

I guess you are. So long as you know.

[Kate]

Oh, it's so hard that you can't just take it for granted that everything's gonna be okay. Yeah, well, but you know, with Any baby, any pregnancy. There's no guarantees, are there, till you've got them safely in your arms and all is well.

[Linda]

Yep.

[Kirsty]

Yep.

[Kate]

What did the midwives say? Were they reassuring?

[Kirsty]

Oh, she was great. She was lovely. But I am higher risk. Not just my history, but my age too.

[Kate]

Yes, of course. But women of our age, your age can and do have perfectly healthy pregnancies.

[Kirsty]

Yeah, that's what she said.

[Alice]

But what?

[Kate]

What is it?

[Kirsty]

Well, at the end she asked me if I had any questions and I thought, yeah, yeah, I've got loads. But no one can answer them. Because all I want to know, Kate, is why did it happen last time and will it happen again? And what can I do to stop it? What can I do?

[Natasha]

Okay, so have you speak to them? I've just got off the phone from the school.

[Tom]

And what do they say?

[Natasha]

It wasn't good. It wasn't good at all.

[Tom]

So what did they say?

[Natasha]

Apparently the head has been signed off on long term sick leave and the deputy head could only spare me a couple of minutes. And they didn't have anything much to say about the reports? Like, he didn't even try and defend the school or anything? It was a bit of a wet blanket, if I'm honest.

[Tom]

Oh, great.

[Natasha]

What are we gonna do?

[Alan]

I have no idea.

[Natasha]

I think maybe we've got to look at other schools.

[Alan]

What other schools?

[Natasha]

Well, I'm sure there's other choices if we're willing to travel.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Natasha]

We need to start doing our research. Okay, but Tom, what if we can't find anything we like? We might have to think about going private.

[Lillian]

Really?

[Tom]

I mean, but how could we possibly afford that?

[Natasha]

I don't know. But I do want to consider all the possibilities.

[Tom]

Yeah, okay.

[Natasha]

It's so important that we get this foundation right for the girls.

[Adam]

No, yeah, absolutely.

[Natasha]

And there's no harm in looking around a couple of private schools, is there?

[Tom]

I suppose not, but.

[Natasha]

But what?

[Tom]

Well, if we fall in love with some amazing little school that costs an arm and a leg. Well, what do we do then? And there's two of them, Natasha. Two kids.

[Natasha]

I do know how many children we have to.

[Tom]

I mean, it just feels impossible to me.

[Natasha]

One step at a time, okay?

[Narrator]

Okay.

[Linda]

Okay.

[Tom]

Oh, and don't say anything to Mum, will you?

[Natasha]

About what?

[Narrator]

Us going private.

[Natasha]

Why?

[Ian]

You know what she's like.

[Natasha]

She won't approve, you mean?

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Natasha]

They're our children, Tom.

[Tom]

Yeah, and they're her grandchildren.

[Natasha]

I'm very happy to have that conversation with your mother, if you like?

[Tom]

Yeah, sure. Just make sure I'm out of the country when you do.

[Natasha]

Are you that scared of your mother?

[Tom]

I'm not scared of her at all. I just like to avoid the conversation, particularly since we almost certainly cannot afford it and therefore don't need to get into it ever.

[Natasha]

Well, like I said, one step at a time, Tom.

[Narrator]

One step at a time.

[Rory]

Adam.

[Adam]

Hey, Lillian.

[Rory]

How are you?

[Adam]

I've been at the farm all day.

[Rory]

What, you're still there?

[Adam]

Well, yeah, it's my job, isn't it?

[Rory]

I didn't realize.

[Adam]

It's just a complete nightmare now. Brian's making everything a fight, every tiny thing.

[Rory]

What can I get you to drown your sorrows?

[Adam]

Kind of shy as I think.

[Rory]

Right you are. I. I did try and talk to Brian the other day.

[Lillian]

Did you?

[Rory]

It was absolutely hopeless.

[Adam]

I think he's completely lost it, yet

[Rory]

he seems to think he's finally found it.

[Adam]

It's delusional.

[Rory]

I don't know what can be done with him. I honestly don't. If your mother was still alive.

[Adam]

Oh, don't.

[Rory]

I'm sorry, darling. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to rub salt into the wound.

[Adam]

That's all right. It's. It's nothing I don't already know or haven't already thought.

[Rory]

Pint of Shires on the house.

[Adam]

Oh, no, it's all right. You don't need to do that.

[Brian]

Please.

[Adam]

Oh, thanks. Oh, darling, it's their wedding anniversary today.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Rory]

In another version of this life, they'd be celebrating 50 years today. We'd be having a lovely party, and all will be well with the world.

[Adam]

Brian and I would probably still be falling out about something, even in that alternative universe. Maybe I put money on it.

[Rory]

I. I went to see Rory yesterday.

[Adam]

Did you?

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I just wanted to check in with him.

[Adam]

How did he seem?

[Rory]

Well, do you know what?

[Natasha]

He.

[Rory]

He seemed happy.

[Adam]

Really?

[Rory]

I think he needed to get away from Ambridge.

[Lillian]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Probably a good idea after everything that happened.

[Brian]

Everything?

[Alan]

Yeah, everything.

[Adam]

I know, Lillian, you know, but, you know, I also know that Brian took the blame.

[Brian]

Right. Well, okay.

[Rory]

Well, I. I'm glad that I know now you know that you know, but this probably isn't the best place to talk about.

[Lillian]

Sorry.

[Rory]

It's all right. We're. We're being discreet, but still.

[Tom]

Yeah. Okay.

[Rory]

I must say, no matter how badly Brian behaves, I could never say he doesn't love his kids.

[Adam]

Oh, he definitely loves his kids. I'm just not so sure about his step kids.

[Rory]

Adam, I think he loves you. And Debbie very much Debbie.

[Advertiser]

Maybe.

[Adam]

Although she might have given that love a hammer blow last week.

[Rory]

He does love you too, Adam.

[Adam]

Lillian, the man can't stand.

[Kate]

That is not true.

[Brian]

That's just not true.

[Tom]

You should have heard the way he

[Adam]

talked to me all day long. Today was practice spitting blood.

[Ian]

Evening, all.

[Rory]

Oh, hi, Ian. What can I get you to drink?

[Anna]

Anna, Hi.

[Brian]

What on earth have you brought with you?

[Anna]

Well, I went food shopping and the rest is work. I'm gonna make a meal and then stick it in the oven and then do some work and then we'll eat.

[Tracy]

Is that all right?

[Brian]

I suppose so.

[Anna]

What?

[Brian]

Well, I would have been happy with just toast. Oh, Mum, please stop saying sorry. But I would have been. And I don't expect you to keep putting your life on hold to come round and make sure I'm eating a balanced diet.

[Anna]

Yeah, but, Mum, I have to, because otherwise you won't.

[Linda]

What?

[Brian]

What does it matter?

[Anna]

It matters because you matter to me.

[Brian]

Well, you matter to me, too. And I don't want you making these giant sacrifices. I don't want to be a burden. I refuse to be a burden. But you keep on making me one. You've been here three times this week. I know for a fact you can't afford the time.

[Anna]

I can, Mum. I can afford the time.

[Brian]

No, you can't. Between me and your work, you've got no life whatsoever. I mean, when was the last time you had a good kiss?

[Tom]

Mum.

[Brian]

Well, why aren't you seeing anyone? Because you haven't got time to meet anyone, that's why.

[Anna]

Well, maybe I haven't met anyone because I'm not.

[Brian]

What?

[Anna]

Particularly appealing right now.

[Brian]

Well, why wouldn't you be appealing? I don't know. Do I know? You're incredibly kind, incredibly clever and incredibly beautiful.

[Anna]

Oh, Mum.

[Brian]

What?

[Alice]

I don't know.

[Anna]

It just made me feel really emotional.

[Brian]

Look, I. I know I don't say that sort of thing very often.

[Anna]

I mean, you literally never do.

[Brian]

Sure it's not never. But hopefully. Hopefully this care assessment will relieve you of some of your responsibilities.

[Anna]

Let's see.

[Brian]

She was very nice, the woman you said. Yeah, I was impressed by her.

[Anna]

Well, that's great, Mum.

[Brian]

And she said we should hear something within the next fortnight.

[Anna]

Brilliant. That's brilliant. Okay, I'm gonna start cooking.

[Brian]

Cook what, exactly?

[Anna]

Something nice.

[Brian]

Can you be a bit more specific?

[Ian]

Look at us. Out on a Friday night.

[Adam]

It's half 5am It's 5.

[Ian]

45, actually.

[Adam]

And we've got to pick Xander up from a play date in Less than an hour.

[Ian]

I don't care. We're still out.

[Adam]

Yeah, okay.

[Ian]

You all right?

[Adam]

It's been a long week.

[Ian]

You've had a really tough ride of it.

[Adam]

What?

[Ian]

It's the Ofsted report. Honestly, parents are just going crazy and they're all getting in touch with me. Like, what can I do? I'm on the Parent Teacher Association. I'm not on the board of governors, am I?

[Adam]

Maybe people don't understand the difference.

[Ian]

It's ridiculous.

[Adam]

Maybe you should just ignore everyone. Put your phone on silence.

[Ian]

Yeah, that's easier said than done though, isn't it?

[Brian]

Mmm. Smells good.

[Anna]

Good.

[Brian]

Did I tell you that Alan thinks I have a flair for fundraising?

[Zainab]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah, you do.

[Brian]

I was rather pleased about that.

[Anna]

Well, yeah.

[Brian]

That's so nice to feel useful.

[Anna]

Oh, Mum.

[Brian]

Well, it is. Does Alan really not remind you of Richard?

[Anna]

Not really, no.

[Brian]

To me they really do have a look of each other. Next time you see him, check him out.

[Anna]

Check him out? I'm a lesbian, Mother. But okay, yes, I'll study him for Richard likenesses.

[Brian]

Well, you don't need to study him. I mean, that sounds creepy. Just take a surreptitious look. I think it's his eyes, but perhaps also it's his chin. When will dinner be ready?

[Anna]

Are you hungry?

[Brian]

A bit peckish. Oh, don't ha. Miana.

[Anna]

I can't help it.

[Brian]

I want to see the things I have to put up with.

[Anna]

Oh, what do you have to put up with? Nothing. The occasional.

[Brian]

And the feeling of uselessness.

[Anna]

Do you really feel that, Mum? Sometimes I hate that idea.

[Brian]

Well, the thing is that everyone needs a sense of purpose, don't they? And I am still capable. I'm still alive. I'm still curious and interested. And if I can be any help at all to Alan, then that is wonderful to me.

[Anna]

Yeah, I understand that. I really do.

[Ian]

Oh, Kate came in today.

[Adam]

Did she?

[Ian]

Yeah, we just had a chat about her taking some shift work.

[Adam]

How did that go?

[Ian]

Yeah, good. And she seems keen.

[Adam]

I think she'll either be brilliant or a nightmare.

[Ian]

Oh, hopefully she won't be a nightmare. I don't really want to fall out with my sister in law.

[Adam]

Why not? It's not like my relationship with Kate is all roses right now.

[Ian]

I thought things were better.

[Adam]

Yeah, well, yeah, but better isn't back to normal, is it?

[Tom]

Ah.

[Ian]

What?

[Adam]

Email from Brian.

[Ian]

What does it say?

[Adam]

I don't know if I want to look.

[Rory]

Are you done with these?

[Ian]

Oh, yeah, Lillian, thanks.

[Adam]

I can't believe.

[Alan]

Believe it.

[Adam]

I cannot believe it.

[Brian]

What what's wrong?

[Adam]

Brian's email.

[Ian]

Well, what does it say?

[Adam]

He's sacking me.

[Tom]

What?

[Adam]

His email says I mustn't serve port on Home Farm again.

[Alice]

No.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

Here, look.

[Ian]

He can't do that. Can he do that?

[Adam]

I suppose he can do what he likes.

[Rory]

For goodness sake.

[Ian]

I mean, this isn't a game. This is the farmer.

[Kate]

What is wrong with him?

[Adam]

This is low, even for him.

[Rory]

Sorry, darling, I'll be right back. I just need to go and serve that group at the bar.

[Adam]

Of course, yeah.

[Rory]

Sorry. I'll be right back.

[Ian]

I'm so sorry.

[Adam]

That's all right.

[Ian]

It's not all right. That's the last thing it is.

[Adam]

No, it's all right, because I've got a plan.

[Ian]

Really?

[Adam]

Huh. Yeah.

[Ian]

Am I allowed to know what it is?

[Adam]

I'm going to invoke the mental incapacity clause in the partnership agreement.

[Ian]

Can you do that? Yep.

[Adam]

Yep, I can.

[Linda]

Can.

[Adam]

Because according to the lawyer I emailed, I've got a really good case.

[Brian]

Oh, this is actually very nice.

[Anna]

Oh, thanks. You sound surprised.

[Brian]

No, no, I mean, I just. I thought I wasn't hungry, but it turns out I am. I do get it, you know.

[Anna]

Get what?

[Brian]

I do understand how much you do for me and how. How lucky I am to have you. I just don't necessarily always make that clear. No, no, don't laugh. I'm trying to say something nice.

[Anna]

I know, I know.

[Brian]

No, I was. I was trying to say that I do appreciate what you do for me and I'm grateful. And I'm sorry if it doesn't always seem that way.

[Anna]

Oh, Mum.

[Brian]

It's just. It's very hard to see oneself losing autonomy, of course, but I resist it.

[Anna]

I've noticed.

[Brian]

Well, I could always come into court next week and give that tricky judge the occasional dirty look whenever he's being a pain.

[Anna]

Oh, well, that would be quite funny. I wonder if he'd notice.

[Brian]

Well, I tell him I was your

[Anna]

mother, but I'm not sure that would help.

[Brian]

I'm sure you've got more clout than you care to admit.

[Anna]

Maybe.

[Brian]

Anna, you are a very impressive woman. For goodness sake.

[Anna]

Well, you know what?

[Brian]

What?

[Anna]

So are you Mum.

[Brian]

Sam.

[Narrator]

I'm Mally Harris and I play Natasha Archer. I wanted to let you know that the nominations for the BBC Food and Farming Awards are now open. The awards are an opportunity to celebrate those who are doing amazing things in food and drink, in innovation, sustainability and flavour. This year, I'm joining the judging team again for the farming for the Future Award with Charlotte Smith from Farming Today. We are looking for incredible inventive farmers who are finding new and better ways to produce our food and take care of the environment. We need you to tell us who deserves to be celebrated for building a more sustainable farming future. You can read about all the categories and find the terms and privacy [e-mail] foodawards. You have until midday on the 15th June to nominate.

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[Lillian]

Your mum has told us the truth. We know.

[Adam]

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[Lillian]

The police are on their way.

[Tom]

Don't answer it.

[Narrator]

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[Tom]

Don't let them take me.

[Lillian]

Dogger ya jolie.

[Brian]

I don't know you.

[Alan]

Oh, I'm sure you do.

[Lillian]

Me name's Marky. But I reckon you know that, don't you?

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