
Mr. Ratburn is acting strangely, and Arthur, Buster, and Brain are worried.
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Brain
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Arthur
Ah, summer. Sitting at the Sugar bowl with friends in popsicles.
Brain
You know, they're technically fruit pops, Arthur. It's just blended watermelon that's been frozen.
Buster
I don't care what they're called, Brain. They're delicious.
Arthur
Agreed. Buster. Hi, podcast people. This is the Arthur Podcast, and I'm Arthur, enjoying two months of summer freedom.
Brain
No tediously long school days, no mountains.
Buster
Of homework, and no Mr. Ratburn.
Arthur
Actually, I saw Mr. Ratburn yesterday at the mall, and the weirdest thing happened.
Buster
Ah, new bathing suits for DW and Kate. Done.
Narrator/Announcer
Next.
Buster
I just want to pop in this bookstore.
Hope
Okay.
Arthur
Yes. Finally, a store I care about.
Brain
Hey, Arthur, isn't that Mr. Ratburn?
Arthur
Where?
Brain
Outside the guitar store down there on the first floor.
Buster
Yeah, it is.
Arthur
Hey, Mr. Ratburn.
Hope
Up here.
Arthur
Mr. Ratburn. It's Arthur. Mr. Ratburn. Why isn't he answering?
Brain
Maybe he doesn't like you.
Arthur
Mr. Ratburn.
Brain
Hi.
Arthur
Wait, now he's just walking away?
Brain
Yep.
Arthur
But he didn't.
Mr. Ratburn
Huh?
Arthur
He just walked away like I wasn't even there.
Buster
Or like he was being controlled by aliens.
Brain
Strange. I had a similar experience with my Mr. Ratburn last Tuesday. I was in the library. Mr. Ratburn was a few tables over. He was looking at sheet music and writing things down. And when he got up to leave, he dropped his pencil. Mr. Ratburn, you dropped your pencil. But he just kept walking. He never even turned around.
Buster
I got chills, and I don't think it's from my Popsicle.
Arthur
I wonder what's going on.
Brain
Maybe he just doesn't like being around kids. It is summer, and he did have to spend the whole year with us.
Arthur
I know.
Buster
What's wrong with him.
Brain
He's.
Hope
Don't say it.
Buster
Don't say what?
Arthur
That he's an alien or he's a spoon eating vampire or a secret agent?
Buster
I wasn't going to say any of those things. Boy, you really think I'll believe anything, don't you?
Arthur
Okay, I'm sorry. What were you going to say?
Buster
I was gonna say that he's a secret agent posing as a vampire teacher. It's the perfect cover.
Brain
Aw, highly unlikely, Buster.
Mr. Ratburn
Well, hello, boys.
Buster
Mr. Ratburn, we were just talking about.
Mr. Ratburn
You Kalele's beautiful instruments. Did you know that the name means dancing flea in Hawaiian?
Buster
I definitely did not know that.
Mr. Ratburn
I'm here to get some cucumber kale smoothies. Have you tried them? They're fantastic.
Brain
My mom likes them. She gets hers with extra basil.
Mr. Ratburn
Huh. Raisins would be a strange addition.
Brain
Okay.
Mr. Ratburn
Anyway, I need three smoothies today.
Buster
That's a lot of smoothies.
Mr. Ratburn
Well, all of us lost teachers love them. So refreshing. Oh, looks like it's my turn in line.
Brain
Okay, that was really strange.
Buster
Even I can't drink three smoothies.
Arthur
All the lost teachers.
Mr. Ratburn
Enjoy your fruit pops, boys.
Buster
Enjoy your fruit.
Brain
Bye, Mr. Ratburn.
Arthur
This is serious. There is something really wrong with Mr. Ratburn.
Buster
We should do something.
Brain
Normally, I would never suggest a harebrained scheme, but I think we should follow him.
Buster
Yes, we can be undercover secret agents. Come on, let's go before we lose him.
Arthur
This way.
Hope
Come on.
Buster
I just saw him.
Hope
Turn left.
Arthur
Oh, Buster, Start your other left.
Buster
Hide here.
Arthur
This way. Dog. On your right.
Buster
On this side, so he can't see us.
Brain
Come on, move it. Stay by the bushes.
Hope
Faster.
Buster
We're losing him.
Arthur
Podcast people. We're outside Ratburn's house. We saw him carry the smoothies into his garage.
Buster
And now he's inside, and we're outside, and we can't see anything. What was that?
Brain
I think it was Mr. Ratburn, but it sounds like he swallowed a cat.
Arthur
Come on, let's sneak closer round the back of the garage. Shoot. We're too short to see in the windows.
Buster
Brain, let me climb up on your shoulders. I can't really.
Arthur
Whoa. Wait.
Buster
I think I see him.
Mr. Ratburn
I'm so disappointed. Hope is gone. What was that?
Brain
Run.
Hope
Go.
Buster
Let him see us.
Hope
Go. Go.
Arthur
Made it to the treehouse.
Buster
And I don't think Mr. Ratburn saw.
Arthur
Us, but something is definitely wrong with him.
Brain
Okay, let's review what we know.
Arthur
Sometimes Mr. Ratburn can't see us.
Brain
He also talked about lost teachers, and.
Buster
He'S drinking so much kale, I'm surprised he doesn't have green hair.
Arthur
He also said that hope is gone.
Brain
And he made that weird, loud sound.
Buster
Do you think he was crying?
Arthur
Why would Mr. Ratburn be crying?
Buster
Think about it. He spends the whole school year teaching. Then summer comes, and he has no one to give homework or tests to.
Arthur
Good point, Buster. How much do we really know about Mr. Ratburn anyway? Podcast people, what's something special about your teacher? I'm checking my inbox to see what.
Brain
You have to say. Unique because he gives Us really cool courses at choice time. My favorite is the Snail Center. It's where you get to take care of snails and see what they like to eat, do experiments with them, hold them. Something special about my teacher is she is a good listener. She makes me feel good inside when I'm lonely or when I'm feeling sick.
Arthur
There are invaluable teachers out there. Well, Mr. Ratburn loves tests, quizzes, and homework.
Buster
Maybe without students to teach, his life is meaningless.
Brain
I never thought I'd say this, but Buster might be right.
Arthur
I think so, too. And I've got a plan to help him. Podcast people, Buster Brain and I are at Mr. Ratburn's house. He needs to teach, so we're here to learn.
Brain
I'm going to ask him for some word problems. Those always put him in a good mood.
Buster
Ring again, Arthur. It must be hard for Mr. Ratburn to hear the bell over all his crying.
Arthur
I'm going to ask him why navel oranges have a navel.
Buster
I'm going to ask him to assign me an essay to write, and I'm letting him pick the topic.
Arthur
Oh, he'll like that.
Brain
Good one.
Hope
Coming.
Mr. Ratburn
Sorry, I didn't hear the. Oh, well, this is a surprise.
Arthur
Hi, Mr. Ratburn. We're here to be taught.
Mr. Ratburn
Really? That's odd. Since it's summer vacation and you're at my home, why don't you boys come in and tell me what's going on? I was just making some tea.
Buster
Mmm, good tea and cookies, Mr. Wrapper.
Mr. Ratburn
Glad you like them, Buster. Boys, I'm touched by your concern, but contrary to popular belief, I actually enjoy my summer breaks. However, your assumption that I have a problem is correct. I just came from Dr. Conway.
Buster
I knew it. You are an undercover secret agent, and Dr. Conway is the evil scientist trying to mind control you.
Mr. Ratburn
No, he's my audiologist.
Brain
An audiologist is a doctor who specializes in hearing, right?
Mr. Ratburn
Correct, brain. My hearing is impaired.
Arthur
Impaired? What does that mean?
Mr. Ratburn
It means I'm not hearing as well as I once did.
Buster
So your ears don't work?
Mr. Ratburn
Let me explain. Close your eyes, and let's imagine that we're going on a journey inside my ear.
Hope
Wow.
Buster
Are we tiny, or is your ear huge?
Mr. Ratburn
We're tiny. Now, you might think that all hearing happens in the part of the ear you can see.
Buster
You can really see my big ears?
Mr. Ratburn
Absolutely right, Buster. The part you can see is the outer ear. But there's more that happens on the inside. So let's walk further into my ear.
Arthur
It's like we're going through a tunnel?
Mr. Ratburn
Yes, this is called the ear canal.
Arthur
A muddy tunnel. What's this sticky, squishy stuff I'm walking on?
Brain
Probably earwax.
Buster
Ooh, let's make a candle with it.
Mr. Ratburn
You're right that people call it earwax brain, but it isn't actually wax, Buster. It's cerumen, a substance the ear makes to help clean and protect it.
Buster
Oh, can I still have some?
Mr. Ratburn
No, you have plenty in your own ears, Buster. Ah, here we are. The eardrum.
Arthur
It looks more like a wall than a drum.
Mr. Ratburn
Imagine it's a drum turned on its. And we're looking at the top, the part you hit.
Brain
I get it.
Buster
But who hits the drum?
Mr. Ratburn
Sound. All sound comes through the ear canal to this thin wall of eardrum tissue. When the eardrum gets hit with the sound, it vibrates.
Hope
Ah.
Mr. Ratburn
My cuckoo clock has given us an excellent example. The sound of the clock is coming down the ear canal and making the eardrum vibrate.
Buster
So our eardrum does the hearing?
Mr. Ratburn
Not quite. As the eardrum vibrates, it is moving tiny bones. On the other side of it, there's more ear.
Brain
Past the eardrum.
Mr. Ratburn
Yes. Past the eardrum is the inner ear. There are a bunch of tiny hairs there. Here, look through this completely pretend window that would never be in my real ear.
Brain
It's like a field of tall grass moving in the wind, only it's sound vibrations making the hairs move.
Mr. Ratburn
Precisely. So the sound vibrates the eardrum, which shakes the ear bones, which causes the field of hairs to move. And the moving hair sends information to the brain, where it is translated into identifiable sound.
Brain
So your ear doesn't know that sound is a cuckoo clock?
Mr. Ratburn
Correct. Your ear's job is to collect the sound information and send it to your brain. Brain?
Buster
What's that bare patch over there? The part with no hairs?
Mr. Ratburn
That's where I've lost some of my hearing. Buster, without all my hairs communicating to my brain, I don't hear everything I should. Okay, back to the living room. My tea is getting cold.
Hope
Ah.
Mr. Ratburn
You know, it did feel good to do a little teaching. How about a quick quiz about the ear?
Brain
Not necessarily.
Arthur
No.
Buster
So is it better for you if we talk really loud?
Mr. Ratburn
No need, Buster. I have these. My hearing aids. I wear them in my ears and they help enormously.
Arthur
There's just one thing I still don't understand. How did you lose your hearing in the first place?
Mr. Ratburn
You're about to find out. Part of the answer involves that man at my door. Trevor, come around to the garage. Meet you There. Come on. Hearing loss can occur for a variety of reasons at any age. But for me, it's because for many years I didn't use earplugs to protect my ears from extremely loud noise. Hey, Trevor, these are some of my students.
Hope
The rat is right. The rat. You gotta protect your ears. Here's some earplugs for you. Put em in. We're about to get loud.
Buster
What's he mean by loud?
Mr. Ratburn
Where's Hope?
Buster
Come in, rat.
Mr. Ratburn
Fantastic. Hope is here. She was gone for our last rehearsal.
Buster
Earplugs in and I'm ready to rock.
Mr. Ratburn
May I present Trevor Brown from Bright Hills Middle School. On base.
Hope
Ooh Shah.
Mr. Ratburn
Hope Garcia from Glenbrook Academy on the skins. And I'm Nigel the Rat Ratburn from Lakewood Elementary. And we are the lost teachers. One, two, one, two. See them coming in the morning looking happy. There's no warning.
Hope
Take your seats now. Pay attention. No, you can't have arm extension. Just a little business while we start our day. Take out your pencil, Put your books away. Pop quiz. Pop quiz. Pop quiz. Pop quiz. No banging and no pleading. Cause you didn't do the reading. Pop quiz.
Arthur
Well, I guess we know what's wrong with Mr. Ratford.
Buster
He has really bad taste in music.
Arthur
See you later, podcast people. I'm gonna rock out. You've been listening to the Arthur Podcast. Hey parents, do you want your kids to answer my next inbox question? First go to the arthur website@pbskids.org to find out what I'll be asking. Then email me a voice recording of your child's response to arthurgbh.org your child's answer might even be featured on a future podcast.
Brain
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Arthur
Play games and more@pbskids.org the Arthur Podcast is produced for PBS Kids by GBH Kids in partnership with Gen Z Media and distributed by prx. Thanks for listening and have a wonderful kind of day.
Hope
And I say hey. What a wonderful kind of day. If you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat, Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm on the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears. Get together and listen.
Buster
GBH kit.
Brain
From prx.
Original Release Date: April 13, 2023
Produced by: GBH Kids & Gen-Z Media for PBS Kids & PRX
Host: Arthur Read (with friends Brain and Buster)
In “Lend Me Your Ear,” Arthur and friends notice their teacher, Mr. Ratburn, acting strangely during summer break. Determined to discover what’s wrong, the trio embarks on a playful investigation that leads them to an important lesson about hearing loss, ear health, and why it’s important to protect your ears. The episode balances humor and heartfelt moments, offering both an entertaining mystery and an accessible science lesson about hearing.
Setting: Arthur and friends are enjoying fruit pops at the Sugar Bowl, relishing their vacation.
The Mystery Begins: The friends see Mr. Ratburn at the mall and try to greet him, but he ignores them, leading to confusion and wild theories about his behavior.
Strange Clues: The group shares other stories of Mr. Ratburn acting oddly, including ignoring Brain at the library.
Theories Abound: Buster spins wild ideas about Mr. Ratburn being a secret agent or vampiric teacher. The kids joke but also worry something is really wrong.
Following Mr. Ratburn: The trio stealthily trails Mr. Ratburn home, observing more odd behavior and hearing mysterious noises.
Analyzing the Evidence: The kids speculate about Mr. Ratburn being sad because he misses teaching or has lost his sense of purpose now that school’s out.
Seeking Help from Listeners: Arthur invites podcast listeners to share what makes their teachers special, highlighting the important role teachers play.
Visiting Mr. Ratburn: The friends approach Mr. Ratburn at home, ready for a lesson and concerned for his wellbeing.
Mr. Ratburn Explains: Mr. Ratburn gently reveals that he’s been having trouble hearing because of hearing loss, not because he’s upset or avoiding the kids.
Learning About the Ear: Mr. Ratburn takes the kids (and listeners) on a vivid, imaginative journey into the anatomy of the ear, explaining how hearing works and what hearing loss means.
Addressing Hearing Aids: Mr. Ratburn shows his hearing aids and explains their role in helping him hear better.
How Hearing Loss Happened: Mr. Ratburn explains that he developed hearing loss over years because he didn’t protect his ears from loud noises.
A Rocking Surprise: The “lost teachers” turn out to be a band! Mr. Ratburn and his fellow teachers (including Trevor and Hope) jam with the kids, underscoring the ear health lesson—use earplugs during loud activities!
Memorable Musical Moment: They perform a playful "pop quiz" song, poking fun at school routines and showing teachers are fun, too.
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|-------------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:35 | Arthur | "Ah, summer. Sitting at the Sugar bowl with friends in popsicles." | | 02:02 | Buster | "Or like he was being controlled by aliens." | | 05:09 | Buster | "Brain, let me climb up on your shoulders. I can't really..." | | 06:09 | Buster | "Think about it. He spends the whole school year teaching. Then summer comes, and he has no one to give homework or tests to." | | 08:42 | Mr. Ratburn | "My hearing is impaired." | | 09:44 | Mr. Ratburn | "It's cerumen, a substance the ear makes to help clean and protect it." | | 11:54 | Mr. Ratburn | "No need, Buster. I have these. My hearing aids. I wear them in my ears and they help enormously." | | 12:14 | Mr. Ratburn | "For many years I didn't use earplugs to protect my ears from extremely loud noise..." | | 12:38 | Hope | "You gotta protect your ears. Here's some earplugs for you. Put em in. We're about to get loud." |
The episode is playful, imaginative, and full of gentle humor true to Arthur's world. The investigation into Mr. Ratburn’s behavior is lighthearted, and the ear science lesson is creative and accessible. There is genuine warmth in the way the friends rally to help their teacher and in Mr. Ratburn’s willingness to educate them (and us) about hearing challenges.
Whether you love Arthur’s world, want to learn more about ear health, or are just here for the fun mystery, this episode weaves it all together. It closes with the “Lost Teachers” song, creating a memorable, music-filled ending.