Podcast Summary: "How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie and Katya"
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Release date: December 16, 2025
Episode Overview
This episode serves up Trixie and Katya’s trademark blend of double entendre, pop culture musings, humor about queer adulthood, unfiltered personal anecdotes, and campy RuPaul’s Drag Race nostalgia. The queens deep-dive into the creative and comedic use of double meanings—in language, drag, and daily conversation—while swerving through topics like book-to-movie adaptations, queer representation in holiday films, medical misadventures, award wins, and their enduring affection for low-brow and high-camp pop culture.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Personal Style and Self-Deprecation
- Bob the Drag Queen (guest host for Trixie) discusses exploring personal style via Pinterest, jokingly labeling his look “country trash” before Katya reframes it as “Rustic Americana.” (03:34)
- Quote:
“I've gone full circle. I am country trash... Like canvas, down-home, country-living denim. That's what looks best on my face.” – Bob (03:53)
- Quote:
- Katya pushes against the negative self-talk, emphasizing a positive spin on unique style.
2. Pure Horror Camp: Deep Dive Into Misery
- The duo passionately recount and compare Stephen King’s Misery book vs. the film.
- The book’s violence is notably more graphic (axe vs. sledgehammer, thumb severing, blow torch).
- Discussion about the psychological intensity and slower, creepier build of the novel.
- Notable quote:
“In the book, the horny is coming from inside the house.” – Bob (04:57)
- Katya’s take: “Misery got my pussy in a knot.” (04:38)
- Both queens agree Kathy Bates’ Oscar-winning role is iconic.
3. Medical Misadventures and Bodily Disclosure
- Bob shares a candid, graphic story of a bladder examination (camera up the urethra), blending humor with honesty about queer bodies and healthcare.
- Describes numbing, chip clips, and dissociation during the procedure.
- “I'm just laying there, and they're kind of like, you know, the girl at the front desk says she knows who you are. And I'm like, great, perfect.” – Bob (10:22)
- The importance of not being embarrassed about necessary medical interventions.
- Conversation detours into kinks (sounding) and differences with “exit-only” body parts.
- “Can you fit two fists up your pee hole?” – Katya (16:06)
- They stress: take care of your health, even if it’s mortifying.
4. Queer Culture: Awards and Community Inside Jokes
- The queens reveal they won “Podcast of the Year” from Grindr users and improvise a hammy acceptance.
- Joking about the value of Grindr votes: “These are for them ran-through $40 a month dolls.” – Bob (14:05)
- Further, they riff on the physical hilarity of the trophy itself and joke about using it for kink scenarios (ball stretcher, whack-a-mole, etc.).
5. Holiday & Queer Streaming Recaps
A. New Obsessions: Lesbians & Documentaries
- Katya’s been reading/watching the “Heated Rivalry” lesbian sports/drama series, describing it as “the lesbians’ new jerk-off show” (22:37).
- Bob shares watching The Joneses, a moving doc about an older trans woman living authentically in Mississippi with her family.
- “Seeing older trans women with families thriving... it's very beautiful.” – Bob (24:14)
B. Bob’s Boyfriend Reveal
- Bob reveals, somewhat sheepishly and amid Katya’s theatrical “sloppy second” jokes, that he’s now in a relationship. They tease that more details will come "behind a paywall" (25:52).
C. Alien Documentaries & “Begonia”
- Bob’s boyfriend is an “alien documentary” aficionado, so they watch together, Bob imitating his boyfriend’s “Hello?” every time something alien is confirmed (27:04).
- Katya is shocked Bob watched the film Charlize Begonia, details hilarious spoilers, and both swoon over Emma Stone’s performance.
- “Forget everything you knew about La La Land. Mama, Lala who?” – Katya (30:48)
- “Emma Stone is Jeffrey, right?” – Bob (43:00)
D. “Happiest Season” – The New Classic Gay Christmas Film
- Bob discovers and raves about Kristen Stewart’s Happiest Season, calling it “one of the best gay movies I’ve ever seen” (55:01).
- They both delight in its genuineness, humor, and Dan Levy’s comedic subplot.
E. Twilight Musings
- Bob and Katya confess their continued obsession with the Twilight series, especially its campy Volturi fight scene and Dakota Fanning’s villainous flourish.
6. Double Entendres and Unhinged TV Monologues
A. Sarah Paulson’s Cat Monologue (Pussy Double Entendre)
- Katya reads out the infamous American Horror Story monologue: “I just couldn’t let go of my pussy.”
- “Please stop saying the word pussy.” – Listener/Caller (50:16)
- Discussion about how drag (and Ryan Murphy’s work) is built on layered meanings and risqué language.
B. Typing Club Bragging and Skills
- Katya shares learning to type (“70 words per minute”), Bob suspects she’s on Adderall (47:18).
- Dream jobs include court stenography: “17 years into drag to go be a court stenographer!” – Bob (48:07)
7. RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag Memories & Recaps
- New season’s promo: both queens comment on the glow-up of looks and reflect on earlier “chopped” promo shoots and seasons.
- Katya: “Some of those girls were hit and tore down in the face... but every single one wore an outfit I could never even dream of sourcing.” (44:09)
- Future hopes to recap All Stars 2: “I cannot wait till you and I can someday do a recap of All Stars 2. I’ve been wanting to watch it so bad.” – Bob (46:01)
- Banter about “peak high school” culture, but neither queen is living in the past.
8. Rapid-Fire Pop Culture Bites
- Movies: Madam (Toni Collette), Rossy De Palma’s iconic nose.
- “I love big noses on women!” – Bob (40:00)
- Salma Hayek’s viral pool videos (Katya’s fixation), Sandra Bullock as Tati in an imagined YouTube movie, and Timothy Chalamet as James Charles.
9. Music & Other Recommendations
- Orville Peck’s latest album praised (51:08).
- Katya jokes about having a sexual dream about Orville: “I fucked him in his huge butt.” (51:17)
- Love declared for “formulaic, predictable Christmas movies” and embracing comfort media.
10. Cliffhanger Ending
- Bob claims he’s seen “the scariest media I’ve ever seen” but saves the story for next time—a classic tantalizing sign-off. (59:50)
- Katya: “That's a cliffhanger. $3.”
Notable Quotes (with Timestamps & Attribution)
- “I've gone full circle. I am country trash... canvas, down-home, country-living denim.” – Bob (03:53)
- “Misery got my pussy in a knot.” – Katya (04:38)
- “In the book, the horny is coming from inside the house.” – Bob (04:57)
- “Can you fit two fists up your pee hole?” – Katya (16:06)
- “These are for them ran-through $40 a month dolls.” – Bob, on Grindr award (14:05)
- “Emma Stone is Jeffrey, right?” – Bob (43:00)
- “I love big noses on women!” – Bob (40:00)
- “I fucked him in his huge butt.” – Katya, about Orville Peck (51:17)
- “Some of those girls were hit and tore down in the face, but every single one wore an outfit I could never even dream of sourcing.” – Katya (44:09)
- “That's a cliffhanger. $3.” – Katya (60:00)
Timestamps for Major Segments
- 03:34-04:19: Personal style, Pinterest boards, “country trash” look
- 04:19-06:44: Misery book vs. film discussion
- 09:46-15:54: Medical misadventures (urologist, sounding, adulthood health anxieties)
- 13:28: Grindr “Podcast of the Year” award acceptance
- 22:29-27:04: Lesbian drama series (Heated Rivalry), older trans women on screen, Bob’s boyfriend reveal
- 27:40-32:19: Alien documentaries, Charlize Begonia, spoilers, Emma Stone love
- 54:12-56:19: Happiest Season rave and analysis
- 57:25-59:33: Twilight and its enduring, campy appeal
- 50:15: Sarah Paulson’s “cat/pussy” monologue
- 44:07-46:43: Drag Race promo glow-up, self-reflection, All Stars nostalgia
Final Thoughts
This episode delightfully embodies the chaos, wit, and unapologetic queer sensibility Trixie and Katya’s fans adore. Through double entendre-laden banter, earnest advice, and unfiltered pop culture critiques, the queens examine queerness, camp, and the importance of both high and low culture. Whether opining on medical realities, lauding holiday movies, or teasing Drag Race’s legacy, the episode blends humor, vulnerability, and cultural critique into one gloriously unhinged conversation.
Perfect for listeners who:
- Appreciate drag queens riffing on movies, books, and everyday queer life
- Want irreverent humor and pop culture references galore
- Crave honest (sometimes graphic) discussions about health, adulthood, and community
- Live for Spoiler Alert pop culture deep-dives and Drag Race nostalgia
Skip to the extended uncut stories (with all the filthy details) for just $3—or so the queens tease!