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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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Robby Hoffman is Aggressively Kind with Trixie
Yesterday01:01:01Summary readyOnce upon a Silver Lake lanai, beneath a moon so bright it seemed personally sponsored by comradery and friendship, Dame Trixie Mattel met Emmy-nominated comedian and actor Robby Hoffman, and before the iced drinks could sweat through their cocktail napkins, a legendary best-friendship was born. In this episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, Trixie sits down with Robby to trace the wildly improbable, yet deeply hilarious road from having almost nothing but nerve, humor, and cockroaches, to becoming a powerhouse comedian with a gorgeous wife and a life so wonderful it sounds like the ending of a YA romance novel written by a semi-anxious adult. It is a joyful tale of friendship, comedy, and pure destiny, proving that sometimes the greatest adventures begin on a stained lanai. Use code 50BALD to get 50% off your first month, then 20% off for two months! Head to: https://Greenchef.com/50BALD Patients shouldn’t suffer because of their laws. Our communities deserve better. To get involved and support Planned Parenthood, text UPDATE to 22422 To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALD To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALD Get a free can of Olipop! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one! Just go to: https://drinkolipop.com/BALD Try Mood's incredible line of cannabis gummies! Save 20% off your first order with promo code BALD at: https://Mood.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryA Ventriloquist Love Affair with Trixie and Katya
1w ago01:08:28Summary readyTake notice, patrons of both the curious and mechanically marvelous! Two celebrated drag-queen automatons seated in comfy chairs, shall speak herein for approximately one hour via the mysterious ventriloquial arts! These painted wooden belles, done up in theatrical fashion, shall hold forth upon their recent engagements as musical jockeys of the gramophone disc, hospital patients for grievous intestinal obstructions, and those who dine on Mexican folded tortillas and sweetened frozen cream in the quaint hamlet of Franklin Village. Let us celebrate this duo's return to form, as they light up this podcast as varnished, vivacious, and vibrantly vulgar vixens fit for the bright footlights of vaudeville! To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALD Patients shouldn’t suffer because of their laws. Our communities deserve better. To get involved and support Planned Parenthood, text UPDATE to 22422 Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you use promo code BALD at checkout at: https://joindeleteme.com/BALD For a limited time get 40% off your first Hungryroot order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Use code BALD at: https://Hungryroot.com/BALD Try Wonderful Pistachios Chocolate Sea Salt and Chocolate Toffee today! To learn more, visit: https://WonderfulPistachios.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Summary"You Smell Like Hospital" with Trixie and Katya
2w ago01:17:02Summary readyUpon the pale and trembling threshold of a Beverly Hills hospital bed, where machines blinked like tiny frigid stars and the kingdom of Katya's body had been besieged by a cruel and venomous gastrointestinal blockade, our weary hero lay suspended between breath and utter oblivion. Death itself dared to come near, draped in her midnight robes, whispering with a grave and ancient confidence that the final curtain was about to fall. But from the ash-gray ruins of this digestive agony, from the tubes and terror and the bulbous belly of a still-defiant distended stomach, Queen Zamo rose like a blazing phoenix crowned in yellow fire, eyes bright with impossible fury and screams of bravado ringing out amongst the hospital corridors. As Katya stared into Death’s hollow, arrogant, bony face, she lifted her battered soul like a shimmering sword and declared, with the force of every dawn that had ever conquered night, “Fu** off, Miss Death. I have a podcast to record." Need a website? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://www.squarespace.com/BALD This Summer, quit nicotine and stay quit! Text JOINKATYA to 88709 and sign up for EX Program today! If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order at: https://bit.ly/3OdtU5X Before Metabolism Ignite sells out again, control your cravings and boost your energy the natural way! For up to 65% off your order, use code BALD at: https://VeracityHealth.co To get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at: https://Greenchef.com/50BALD Shop the amazing Bath & Body Works "White Barn Neutrals" collection now at: https://bathandbodyworks.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryKelly Mantle Demands More Glamour and Less Clamor with Trixie
3w ago01:00:43Summary readyLike a velvet-cloaked goth privateer, Kelly Mantle strode into the podcast studio this week and set her microphone ablaze as if forged by fire in a glamorous volcano. With every story, Kelly summoned tempests of danger, glittering betrayal, and show-business Madonna-tinged treasure until the walls trembled like the hull of a ship under cannon fire. Somewhere amidst the madness, the strange legend of Denise Richards lurks in from the shadows and ascends into celebrity myth. This episode left the studio aglow with the glory of pirates, prophets, and a perfectly glazed ceremonial ham. Check out The Kelly Mantle Show at: https://bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShow Follow Kelly: @KellyMantle TRIXIE AND KATYA COLORING THROUGH HISTORY is out now! The perfect coloring book for people with excellent taste and a loose grasp of history. Get your copy now: prh.com/tandkcoloringthroughistory This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD This Summer, quit nicotine and stay quit! Text JOINKATYA to 88709 and sign up for EX Program today! If you're interested in GLP-1s, see if you qualify at: https://Ro.co/BALD Get a free can of OLIPOP! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one! Works on single cans of any flavor, any retailer. Head to: https://drinkolipop.com/BALD Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you use promo code BALD at checkout! Head to: https://joindeleteme.com/BALD Millions of people rely on Planned Parenthood health centers for services like cancer screenings, wellness exams, birth control, STI tests and more. Patients shouldn’t suffer because of their laws. Our communities deserve better. To get involved, text UPDATE to 22422 Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryLeland's How-To-Guide for Musical Excellence with Trixie
4w ago00:54:45Summary readyTo properly record and master this episode featuring acclaimed music producer and Drag Race Rusical songwriting and composing legend Leland, first establish a controlled conversational environment in which wit, glamour, and industry expertise operate at optimal levels. Once the guest is securely introduced, permit Leland to provide calibrated insight into the mechanics of songwriting, DJing, and music production, whilst Trixie supplies approved quantities of commentary, disruption, and theatrical puns. Adjust the tonal balance as needed by increasing levity, reducing dead air, and applying a generous layer of anecdotal reverb to all discussions of pop music, creative collaboration, and never-before-heard-tea. Upon completion, the resulting episode should present as a fully mastered audio experience, combining professional tonal quality and highly-glossed podcast instability. Follow Leland: @leland If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time! Use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order at: https://bit.ly/3OdtU5X To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALD To get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at: https://Greenchef.com/50BALD Get prepped for patio season for way less! To shop all things home, head to https://Wayfair.com To learn more and check out Yahoo Mail, now with planner, head to: https://mail.yahoo.com/overview/plan-smarter Shop the amazing Bath & Body Works "White Barn Neutrals" collection now at: https://bathandbodyworks.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryJuno Birch Is a Little Less Blue with Trixie
May 1901:04:17Summary readyOnce upon a time, today's exceptionally iridescent guest was twilight-blue and hidden behind a cloak of pastel azure. Now that cerulean shell has loosened, revealing shades of the full spectrum long hidden. Emerging like a butterfly from the secret cathedral of her cyan cocoon, Juno Birch arises splendid and majestic, opening her wings in a pageant of sunlit defiance and pride. Also, she tells a harrowing tale of getting food poisoning and sh*tting the bed. Follow Juno: @JunoBirch Need a website or domain? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://Squarespace.com/BALD Bath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at https://bathandbodyworks.com Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic Plus. Save 25% on your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALD This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryIMHO's Darby and Alexis Summon Charcuterie Spirits with Trixie
May 1201:03:05Summary readyThe city of Burbank was sweating secrets, and somewhere beneath the flicker of a dying neon sign, IMHO: The Podcast's Darby Lynn Cartwright & Alexis Bevels were cooking up a scheme with Katya’s name written all over it. Their plan was simple, dirty, and dressed in bad lighting: remove Katya from the equation and slide into The Bald and the Beautiful like two dames with alibis and microphones. Trixie, alone in the studio, never saw the plot curling through the room like cigarette smoke in a cheap motel lobby. Friendships are questioned, loyalties are lipstick-stained, and everyone’s wondering who really belongs under that Bald and Beautiful tinseltown spotlight. Check out Darby & Alexis' YouTube show and podcast: IMHO: The Show: https://www.youtube.com/c/IMHOTheShow IMHO: The Podcast: https://bit.ly/InMyHomosexualOpinion Darby IG: @darbylynncartwright Alexis IG: @alexisbevels To see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, go to: https://Ro.co/BALD To learn more and check out Yahoo Mail, now with planner, head to: https://mail.yahoo.com/overview/plan-smarter Need a website or domain? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://Squarespace.com/BALD Bath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at https://bathandbodyworks.com If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started at: https://learn.nocd.com/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryCourtney Act is Eminently Keen with Trixie and Katya
May 501:07:20Summary readyIn today's class, myriad topics of interest and erudition will be covered, but first we shall crack open Miss Act's Rules of Grace and Refinement Vol. 1, beginning with the phrase, “Are you keen?” The word 'keen' derives its romantic force from the ancient adjective meaning 'eager' or 'interested'. By the twentieth century, however, especially in colloquial British vernacular, “keen on” had become an informal shorthand for affection and/or erotic preference, thereby avoiding the vulgarity and bluntness of directly discussing acts of love-making. In contemporary 2026 dating parlance, “Are you keen?” has become synonymous with the more direct question, "May we at some point this evening be inside each other?" Class dismissed. There will be a quiz. To control your cravings and boost your energy the natural way, use code BALD for up to 65% off your order at: https://VeracityHealth.co To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BALD Mother's Day is Sunday, May 10th and bouquets are selling out fast! To claim your Double Roses offer before they're gone, visit: https://1800Flowers.com/BALD This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD Bath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at https://bathandbodyworks.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryThank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya
Apr 2800:55:38Summary readyLadies and gentlemen, as we taxi to the gate we'd like to thank you for choosing Bald Airlines, where every seat is first class and includes botox, estate planning, legally-binding mortuary consultation, a yacht sommelier, and a complimentary Fabergé pelvic floor egg. Please take a moment to check your overhead bins for any personal belongings, and don't forget to take your live harpist with you as you deplane. On behalf of all of us here at Bald Airlines, we hope you’ll avoid the humiliation of interacting with the proletariat and instead fly with us again very soon. Bald Airlines: Where Every Seat is First Class, Because Economy is a Hate Crime. To see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, head to: https://Ro.co/BALD To get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at https://Greenchef.com/50BALD Bath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at https://bathandbodyworks.com To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BALD To learn more and check out Yahoo Mail, now with planner, head to: https://mail.yahoo.com/overview/plan-smarter Upgrade your sleep with Boll & Branch! Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping with code BALD at: https://BollAndBranch.com/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
SummaryKristen Schaal and the Science of "Bricked" with Katya
Apr 2101:13:41Summary readyAccording to the newly-published Schaal-Zamo Compendium of Physiological Sex Stuff, "Bricked" (or "Briqued" as it is colloquially known for females) is a coordinated bio-psycho-physiologic process involving cognition, limbic activation, involuntary nervous response, and extremely localized arousal of genital tissues, primarily with, but not limited to, the Pee Pee and the Vee Vee. In males, nitric oxide is released within the corpora cavernosa, causing smooth muscle relaxation, increased arterial inflow, and the glorious phenomenon of penile tumescence, all in the hopes of attaining orgasm and ejaculation, not necessarily in that order. In females, arousal commonly includes vaso-congestion of the clitoris and labia, lubricated via plasma transudation, and the ever-so-slightly-tumescent expansion of genital and pelvic tissues. Arousal within all humans is multidimensional rather than purely genital, as it can be facilitated by both sensory input and cognition, typically when butts, boobies, purple-helmeted love warriors, and quivering mounds of sex pudding are present. In conclusion, Dr's Schaal and Zamo contend that to be bricked, is indeed, to be alive. Go to Kristen's Instagram Bio for links to the 3 L.A. shows of her play, "The Legend of Crystal Shell": https://www.instagram.com/k.schaal/ Way Day is THE sale to shop the best deals in home! To shop Way Day from April 25th through the 27th, head to: https://Wayfair.com To get 15% off your first order when you use BALD at checkout, head to: https://zbiotics.com/BALD If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time! To get 15% off your first order, use code PODCAST15 at: https://Zenni.com/PODCAST Need a website? To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALD To see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, head to: https://Ro.co/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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