Podcast Summary: The Basement Yard - Episode #502: THE NEW TOUR DATES

Release Date: May 12, 2025
Host/Authors: Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez
Presented by: Santagato Studios

1. Introduction and Energetic Banter (00:00 - 02:50)

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez kick off Episode #502 with their trademark lively banter. They exchange playful jabs about each other's style and energy, setting a humorous and engaging tone for the episode.

• Joe: "I've got energy." (00:19)
• Frank: "You got something everyone wants, apparently." (00:35)

2. Announcement of Live Shows and Tour Dates (02:50 - 21:16)

The hosts enthusiastically announce that they are embarking on a new tour, expressing excitement about performing live once again. They provide detailed information about the tour dates, locations, and ticket sales.

Pre-Sale Information:

• Joe: "Tickets pre-sale starts tomorrow." (03:50)
• Code: Use the code "basement" at thebasementyard.com for pre-sale access.
• Pre-Sale Start Date: May 13th at 12:00 PM Eastern Time (10:05)

Tour Schedule Highlights:

1. St. Louis, Missouri - June 28th (11:00)
   • Frank: "Never been there. You been there?" (11:03)
2. Kansas City, Missouri - June 27th or 28th (12:33)
   • Venue details pending due to unforeseen issues.
3. San Diego, California - July 10th & 11th (12:25)
4. San Francisco, California - July 12th (12:43)
5. Atlantic City, New Jersey - July 28th (12:50)
   • Frank: "Frank's backyard, legitimately." (12:53)
6. Minneapolis, Minnesota - July 24th (13:02)
7. Milwaukee, Wisconsin - July 25th (13:06)
8. Chicago, Illinois - July 26th (13:15)
9. Toronto, Ontario - August 6th (13:36)
10. Detroit, Michigan - August 9th (13:41)
11. Phoenix, Arizona - August 28th (13:56)
    • Frank: "That's how you spell it." (13:58)
12. Las Vegas, Nevada - Labor Day Weekend (14:16)
13. Columbus, Ohio - September 18th (14:27)
14. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - September 20th (14:47)
15. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - September 27th (15:01)
16. South Florida - October 16th (15:43)
17. Orlando, Florida - October 17th (15:47)
18. Tampa, Florida - October 19th (15:56)
19. Washington D.C. - October 23rd (15:59)
20. Boston, Massachusetts - November 6th (16:01)
21. New York City, New York - November 13th (16:05)

• Joe: "It's going to be a brand new show, okay? It's not the same show that you saw once before." (20:47)
• Frank: "The pre-sale code is basement." (21:16)

3. Casual Discussions and Humor (21:16 - 38:14)

Beyond the tour announcement, Joe and Frank delve into various lighthearted topics, showcasing their chemistry and humor. They discuss:

• Barbecue Preferences:

  • Frank: "I want ribs to be the stickiest, drippiest, filthy. Yeah." (17:36)
  • Joe: "I also think that everywhere I want to cut it open and then I want to squeeze it and have it piss on me." (18:10)

• Innovative Food Ideas:

  • Frank: Proposes the idea of serving barbecue in unconventional containers like diapers and potties, sparking laughter and playful rejection from Joe.

• Blanket Concepts:

  • Frank: Suggests themed throw blankets marketed specifically to men, incorporating humorous elements like cigarettes and unique scents.
  • Joe: "Smoking gun soap." (35:00)

• High School Memories:

  • The hosts reminisce about their high school experiences, discussing grades, teachers, and memorable moments.
  • Frank: "I was a great student... but people didn't realize I wasn't that cool." (85:43)
  • Joe: "My high school quote was probably horrendous." (78:58)

• Personal Stories:

  • Frank: Shares a story about an unpleasant experience at an Irish restaurant where he was insulted, highlighting cultural differences and personal resilience.

4. Skipping Advertisements (38:14 onwards)

As instructed, advertisements for sponsors such as Kickoff, Squarespace, ZocDoc, and Liquid IV have been omitted from this summary to focus solely on the episode's content.

5. Final Tour Date Recap and Closing (74:06 - 88:14)

Towards the end of the episode, Joe and Frank reiterate the upcoming tour dates to ensure listeners have all the necessary information.

• Joe: "May 13th. Pre-sale code is basement@thebasementyard.com you can get all the tickets." (76:35)
• Frank: "Thank you. We're really excited and thank you for all the support." (86:51)

They emphasize the importance of using the pre-sale code and encourage fans to attend the live shows across the various cities listed earlier.

Key Takeaways:

• Live Tour Announcement: Episode #502 primarily focuses on announcing a new series of live shows across multiple cities in the United States and Toronto.
• Ticket Information: Pre-sale begins on May 13th at 12:00 PM Eastern Time using the code "basement" at thebasementyard.com. General sales start on May 16th without a code.
• Engaging Hosts: Joe and Frank maintain their engaging and humorous rapport throughout the episode, interspersing the main announcements with entertaining discussions.
• Listener Engagement: Fans are encouraged to attend the live tours and participate in the exciting events planned for the rest of the year.

Notable Quotes:

• Joe on Energy: "I've got energy." (00:19)
• Frank on Spunk: "They do have something everyone wants, apparently." (00:35)
• Frank on Tour Excitement: "We're going back on the road, baby." (02:21)
• Joe on Buttoning Up: "It's going to be a brand new show, okay?" (20:47)
• Frank on Barbecue: "I want ribs to be the stickiest, drippiest, filthy. Yeah." (17:36)
• Joe on Tour Code: "Pre-sale code is basement." (21:16)
• Frank on Fashion: "You wear diamons and a half-dollar in your eye." (35:00)
• Frank on High School: "I had a deal. ... write the lesson on the board in the morning and I'll give you 15 credit." (85:03)

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