#506 - Should We Go Deep Sea Fishing? - The Basement Yard

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Frank Alvarez (0:01)

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Joe Sanigato (0:30)

Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. My name is Joe Sanigato. This is my co host with the.

Frank Alvarez (0:41)

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Joe Sanigato (0:49)

And here we are in some fancy T shirts. What have we become?

Frank Alvarez (0:56)

What have I become? My sweetest friend.

Joe Sanigato (1:00)

I knew you were gonna do something like that. Guys, don't forget to go to thebasementyard.com and get yourself some tickets to our live shows. We're coming to cities near you all over the United States and a little bit in Canada. We actually just added a third show in Toronto on Aug. 5. Those tickets are on sale now if they're not sold out, because, you know, Toronto's a crazy.

Frank Alvarez (1:19)

Toronto's bananas.

Joe Sanigato (1:21)

Anyway, welcome back to the show.

Frank Alvarez (1:23)

What was that? Where did you go?

Joe Sanigato (1:27)

It's fine.

Frank Alvarez (1:27)

Try it again. Try it again. Take two. Action.

Joe Sanigato (1:31)

What'd I say?

Frank Alvarez (1:32)

Welcome back.

Joe Sanigato (1:32)

Welcome back.

Frank Alvarez (1:33)

Welcome back. Yeah, go check out those tickets. We're excited.

Joe Sanigato (1:38)

We're just coming off an American holiday. Memorial Day.

Frank Alvarez (1:41)

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Basement Yard - Episode #506: Should We Go Deep Sea Fishing?

Podcast Information:

Title: The Basement Yard
Host/Author: Santagato Studios
Description: A podcast hosted by lifelong friends Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez. Presented by Santagato Studios.
Episode: #506 - Should We Go Deep Sea Fishing?
Release Date: June 9, 2025

Introduction

In episode #506 of The Basement Yard, hosts Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez delve into the adventurous and somewhat humorous topic of deep sea fishing. Amidst their candid discussions, they also reflect on their recent Memorial Day weekend escapades, providing listeners with a blend of insightful dialogue and relatable anecdotes.

Should We Go Deep Sea Fishing?

The core discussion revolves around whether Joe and Frank should embark on a deep sea fishing trip. The conversation highlights various aspects of deep sea fishing, including its thrills, challenges, and the physical demands it entails.

Types of Fish and Their Challenges:
- Tuna:
  - Joe: “[09:19] I think tunas can get up to 30ft long and weigh up to 2,000 pounds. That's a ton.”
  - Frank: “[10:09] 2,000. That's a ton.”
  - They discuss the sheer size and strength of tuna, pondering the feasibility of catching such massive fish.
- Swordfish vs. Tuna:
  - Frank: “[16:22] Swordfish and tuna are different. I thought they were one and the same.”
  - Joe: “[16:31] You know, like that's a tuna.”
  - The hosts clarify the differences between swordfish and tuna, debunking their initial confusion.
Physical Demands and Techniques:
- Frank: “[08:00] They have to wear like a harness and put their fishing rod in their balls.”
- They humorously discuss the intense physical effort required to reel in large fish, emphasizing the danger and skill involved.
- Joe: “[10:31] What do you do when you catch a big fish? Frank replies, “I think they hang it up and they're just like, wow.””
Survival Mechanisms of Fish:
- Frank: “[11:27] I think tunas start eating themselves once out of water to survive.”
- They explore the survival instincts of fish when removed from their natural habitat, although they express uncertainty about Frank’s claims.

Memorial Day Weekend Recap

Transitioning from the main topic, Joe and Frank recount their Memorial Day weekend, marked by a memorable feast of hot dogs.

Frank’s Hot Dog Extravaganza:
- Joe: “[34:53] You had six hot dogs on Sunday.”
- Frank: “[35:16] I had six dogs over the course of eight hours, alongside beers and bourbon.”
- Frank humorously details his indulgence, consuming multiple hot dogs accompanied by alcohol, leading to a light-hearted debate on calorie intake and personal responsibility.
Calorie Count and Health Concerns:
- Joe: “[40:25] On the conservative end, we'll say it was about 4,400 calories.”
- Frank: “[43:01] I estimate around 2,000 calories that day.”
- The hosts engage in a playful yet informative discussion on the caloric impact of their Memorial Day feast, balancing indulgence with physical activity.

Deep Sea Fishing vs. Hot Dog Bingeing: A Humorous Comparison

Joe and Frank juxtapose the intensity of deep sea fishing with Frank’s hot dog binge, drawing parallels between physical endurance and indulgent excess.

Physical Feasibility:
- Joe: “[68:08] Maybe not those big boys you got, but we have little regular ones.”
- Frank: “[68:21] Ten pigs, one pig in a blanket per mile. I'll run a fucking ultra.”
- They humorously assess whether they could handle both deep sea fishing and ambitious eating or running challenges, ultimately poking fun at each other's limits.

Personal Reflections and Future Plans

The episode concludes with reflections on their personal lives, friendships, and future podcast content.

Hair and Appearance Banter:
- Joe: “[55:16] Imagine we had to get haircuts for our eyebrows.”
- Frank: “[61:34] I agree. It's not bad.”
- The friends engage in light-hearted conversations about grooming, facial hair, and personal styles, adding a personal touch to the episode.
Upcoming Shows and Community Engagement:
- Joe: “[69:47] We have some shows that are… There are still some tickets available.”
- They promote their upcoming live shows, encouraging listeners to attend and engage with their community through The Basement Yard website and social media platforms.

Notable Quotes

Frank Alvarez: “[10:11] Volvo out of the ocean. A Volvo, by the way, that is driving like 40 miles per hour.”
Joe Santagato: “[34:59] I feel good. I let loose.”
Frank Alvarez: “[43:35] It's a three-day dog bender.”

Conclusion

Episode #506 of The Basement Yard offers a blend of adventurous contemplation and humorous recounting of personal antics. Joe and Frank's candid dialogue not only provides insights into the complexities of deep sea fishing but also entertains with their relatable and amusing tales from Memorial Day weekend. Whether debating the physical demands of catching a 2,000-pound tuna or laughing over a hot dog binge, the hosts deliver an engaging episode that resonates with both fishing enthusiasts and casual listeners alike.

For those intrigued by the balance of adventure and everyday humor, episode #506 is a must-listen.